Originally Posted by Moe_Tilden
Bram Stoker's Dracula

Keanu Reeves' performance is atrocious.


Understatement of the year. mad Ryder not much better.


Ntra la porta tua lu sangu � sparsu,
E nun me mporta si ce muoru accisu...
E s'iddu muoru e vaju mparadisu
Si nun ce truovo a ttia, mancu ce trasu.