Ex-Subway pitchman sentenced to 15-1/2 years on child sex charges

Source: Reuters

This is my favorite quote, straight from the mouth of his defense attorney:

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"He traded a horrible food addiction for a horrible sex addiction," said defense attorney Jeremy Margolis.


As if the two are in any way comparable. rolleyes mad

The judge actually gave him three more years than the prosecution was seeking. Another highlight of the article:

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Fogle cried during his statement before sentencing, saying his wife and children would never get over this.

"You gave your wife $7 million, she'll be okay," Judge Pratt responded. Fogle's wife filed for divorce, according to media reports.


Hopefully he does the right thing and hangs himself in his prison cell.


"Growing up my dad was like 'You have a great last name, Galifianakis. Galifianakis...begins with a gal...and ends with a kiss...' I'm like that's great dad, can we get it changed to 'Galifianafuck' please?" -- Zach Galifianakis