I have a collector car for sale on a couple of websites. So far I've gotten three responses--all from Nigerian scammers who tell me they trust me and will buy the car, sight unseen, for my asking price. All I have to do is give them my bank account number so they can deposit the money via PayPal... rolleyes

Ntra la porta tua lu sangu � sparsu,
E nun me mporta si ce muoru accisu...
E s'iddu muoru e vaju mparadisu
Si nun ce truovo a ttia, mancu ce trasu.