Originally Posted By: blacksheep
Subway is coming out with a Jared sandwich. It comes with 45 year old meat on 12 year old buns


I'll save you a seat next to me on the bus to hell



But look at the bright side. Thanks to the Subway diet, he can’t get as many kids in his pants as he used to.

Last edited by helenwheels; 07/07/15 08:35 PM.
All God's children are not beautiful. Most of God's children are, in fact, barely presentable.


I never met anyone who didn't have a very smart child. What happens to these children, you wonder, when they reach adulthood?