I don't wanna give this piece of shit film more time or energy than it deserves, so about Rise of the Planet of the Apes (2011) all I will do is repeat my GetGlue/Facebook posting:

"I don't know what the reviewers said, but this drawn-out third-grade implementation of a fifth-grade plot is borderline ridiculous."

C'mon, now... the ENTIRE premise could've been summed up in 15 minutes in a well-made film; I didn't need 1.75 hrs of CGI to "get it". ohwell

HOLLYWOOD NEEDS TO STOP fucking up the APES series!! Leave it alone already!!! mad



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