As we are all getting older, I would like to inform my friends on new acronyms so we can all understand each other.
ATD- at the doctor
BFF- best friend fell- bring the wheelchair
BYIT- bring your own teeth
FWITW- forgotwhere I was
LMDO- Laughing my dentures out
ROFLACGU- rolling on the floor, laughing and can't get upTTM talk to me louder
T4M- time 4 meds
PMA pissed myself again
SHTTF- shouldn't have trusted that fart.