A nice, calm, and respectable lady went into the pharmacy right up to the
pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said, "I would like to buy some
cyanide."
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>The pharmacist asked, "Why in the world do you need cyanide?"
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>The lady replied, "I need it to poison my husband."
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>The pharmacist's eyes got big, and he exclaimed, "Lord, have mercy! I can't give you cyanide to kill your
husband! That's against the law! I'll lose my license! They'll throw both of us
in jail! All kinds of bad things will happen! Absolutely not! You CAN NOT have
any cyanide!"The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of
her husband in bed with the pharmacist's wife. The pharmacist looked at the
picture and replied, "Well, now. That's different. You didn't tell me you had a
prescription.


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