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Re: Lets Get Some Jokes! [Re: Obsessed With The GodFather] #687594
01/03/13 10:43 PM
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What do you call a retarded Chinese person?

Sum Ting Wong.


"Don't ever go against the family again. Ever"- Michael Corleone
Re: Lets Get Some Jokes! [Re: 123JoeSchmo] #688404
01/06/13 07:30 PM
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A man asked a waiter to take a bottle of Merlot to an unusually attractive woman sitting alone at a table in a cozy little restaurant. So the waiter took the Merlot to the woman and said, 'This is from the gentleman who is seated over there'...... and indicated the sender with a nod of his head.

She stared at the wine coolly for a few seconds, not looking at the man then decided to send a reply to him by a note. The waited who was lingering nearby for a response, took the note from her and conveyed it to the gentleman...

The note read: 'For me to accept this bottle, you need to have a Mercedes in your garage, a million dollars in the bank and '8' inches in your pants.

After reading the note, the man decided to compose one of his own in return. He folded the note, handed it to the waiter and instructed him to deliver it to the lady.....

It read: 'Just to let you know things aren't always what they appear to be, I have a Ferrari Marenalla, a BMW Z8, a Mercedes CL600, and a Porsche Turbo in my several garages. I have beautiful homes in Aspen and Miami, and a 10,000 acre ranch in Louisiana. There is over twenty million dollars in my bank account and portfolio and a member of the Society of Wood Heads Only! But, not even for a woman as beautiful as you, would I cut off two inches. Just send the wine back.'


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Re: Lets Get Some Jokes! [Re: SC] #688446
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lol lol


Ntra la porta tua lu sangu � sparsu,
E nun me mporta si ce muoru accisu...
E s'iddu muoru e vaju mparadisu
Si nun ce truovo a ttia, mancu ce trasu.
Re: Lets Get Some Jokes! [Re: Obsessed With The GodFather] #688947
01/08/13 06:01 AM
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My jokes are all too long to write them down.

I had a friend as a kid who could rattle off hundreds of elephant jokes.

I only remember one of them. What is the brown between an elephants toes? Slow natives


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Re: Lets Get Some Jokes! [Re: Obsessed With The GodFather] #689411
01/09/13 05:54 PM
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Grammar is important! Capitalization is the difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse and helping your uncle jack off a horse.


"Growing up my dad was like 'You have a great last name, Galifianakis. Galifianakis...begins with a gal...and ends with a kiss...' I'm like that's great dad, can we get it changed to 'Galifianafuck' please?" -- Zach Galifianakis



Re: Lets Get Some Jokes! [Re: XDCX] #689417
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Originally Posted By: XDCX
Grammar is important! Capitalization is the difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse and helping your uncle jack off a horse.



Last edited by Camarel; 01/09/13 06:15 PM.
Re: Lets Get Some Jokes! [Re: XDCX] #689420
01/09/13 06:35 PM
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Originally Posted By: XDCX
Grammar is important! Capitalization is the difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse and helping your uncle jack off a horse.


Grandma sure is important! SHE should help your uncle jack off the horse.


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Re: Lets Get Some Jokes! [Re: SC] #689634
01/10/13 01:11 PM
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I saw an interesting coffee cup on sale in a hospital gift shop. Showed a patient running down a corridor, glasses askew, followed by a crazed-looking nurse wielding a pair of scissors. Behind her, a doctor shouts: "No, no, nurse--I said slip off his spectacles!"


Ntra la porta tua lu sangu � sparsu,
E nun me mporta si ce muoru accisu...
E s'iddu muoru e vaju mparadisu
Si nun ce truovo a ttia, mancu ce trasu.
Re: Lets Get Some Jokes! [Re: Obsessed With The GodFather] #689645
01/10/13 01:52 PM
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An old joke from East harlem

Guy goes to the Bronz zoo. He sees the gorila cage. He waves to the gorilla the gorilla waves back at him. Guy thinks this is fun he jumps up and down. Then the gorilla jums up and down. Then the guy claps his hands and the gorilla claps his hands.

Then the guy put's his finger at the bottom of his eye and pulls it down. Gorilla see's him do that and he goes nuts. He reaches out of the cage grabs the guy and starts banging him against the cage. People around are screaming "The gorilla is attacking the gorilla is attacking"

The gorilla trainer comes out and get's the Gorilla to turn the guy loose. But the guy is messed up he had a bad head fracture, couple of broken arms, cracked ribs and a broken leg.

A month later the trainer visits the guy in the hospital. The guy thanks him for comming and asks him what made the gorilla so angry.

Traner said the gorilla is domesticated so you must have did something to get him angry.

Guy said all I did was wave to the gorilla the gorilla waves back. then I jump up and down. Then the gorilla jumps up and down. Then I claped my hands and the gorilla claps his hands.

Then I put my finger at the bottom of my eye and pull it down. Gorilla see's me do that and he goes nuts.

The trainer says stop I know what happened.

When you put your finger at the bottom of your eye and pulled it down that means fu_k you in gorilla talk.

A month later the guy finally get;s out of the hospital and now he wants some revenge on that gorilla.

So he goes to the drug store and buys a straight razor. Then he goes to the italian deli and buys an Italian Salami and goes back to the zoo.

Before he get's to the Gorilla cage he puts the Italian Salami in his pants.

Then he see's the gorilla and starts doing what he did before. He waves to the gorilla the gorilla waves back. then he jumps up and down. Then the gorilla jumps up and down. Then he claped his hands and the gorilla claps his hands.

Then the guy takes out the straight razor pulls part of the salami out of his pants and cuts it in half. Then he throws the straight razor into the cage near the Gorilla.

Gorilla looks down at the razor, and then looks at the guy and puts his finger at the bottom of his eye and pulls it down


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Re: Lets Get Some Jokes! [Re: RichieAnimal] #689886
01/10/13 11:54 PM
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Subject: the toilet seat


My wife, Julie, had been after me for several weeks to paint the seat on our toilet. Finally, I got around to doing it while Julie was out. After finishing, I left to take care of another matter before she returned.

She came in and undressed to take a shower. Before getting in the shower, She sat on the toilet. As she tried to stand up, she realized that then not-quite-dry epoxy paint had glued her to the toilet seat.

About that time, I got home and realized her predicament. We both pushed and pulled without any success whatsoever. Finally, in desperation, I undid the toilet seat bolts. Julie wrapped a sheet around herself and I drove her to the hospital Emergency room.

The ER Doctor got her into a position where he could study how to free her(Try to get a mental picture of this.). Julie tried to lighten the embarrassment of it all by saying,

"Well, DoctorI'll bet you've never seen anything like this before."

The Doctor replied, "Actually, I've seen lots of them......I just never saw one mounted and framed."


Dylan Matthew Moran born 10/30/12


Re: Lets Get Some Jokes! [Re: Mignon] #690312
01/12/13 04:50 PM
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Tim decided to tie the knot with his long time girlfriend. One
Evening, after the honeymoon, he was assembling some shell reloads for an upcoming hunt.

His wife was standing there at the bench watching him.

After along period of silence she finally speaks.

Honey, I've been thinking, now that we are married I think it's time you quit hunting, shooting, handloading, and fishing.
Maybe you should sell your guns and boat.

Tim gets this horrified look on his face.

She says, "Darling, what's wrong?"

"There for a minute you were sounding like my ex-wife."

"Ex wife!" she screams, "I didn't know you were married before!"

"I wasn't."


Dylan Matthew Moran born 10/30/12


Re: Lets Get Some Jokes! [Re: Mignon] #690316
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Originally Posted By: Mignon
"There for a minute you were sounding like my ex-wife."

"Ex wife!" she screams, "I didn't know you were married before!"

"I wasn't."


lol clap


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Re: Lets Get Some Jokes! [Re: SC] #691522
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Three senior golfers are walking down the fairway.


"Sixty is the worst age to be," said Ray the 60-year-old, "You always feel like you have to pee. And most of the time nothing happens."
"Ah, that 's nothing," said Ian the 70-year-old. "When you're 70, you don't have a bowel movement anymore. You take laxatives, eat bran, you sit on the toilet all day and nothing happens."

"Actually," said Roy the 80-year-old, "Eighty is the worst age of all."

Do you have trouble peeing too?" asked Ray the 60-year-old. "No, I pee every morning at 6.00 am. I pee like a racehorse; no problem at all."
Do you have trouble having a bowel movement?" "No, I have one every morning at 6.30 am."
Puzzled with this Ray the 60-year-old said, "Let 's get this straight.. You pee every morning at 6.00 am and poop every morning at 6.30 am. So what 's so tough about being 80?"

"I don 't wake up until seven."


Dylan Matthew Moran born 10/30/12


Re: Lets Get Some Jokes! [Re: Obsessed With The GodFather] #692069
01/21/13 07:51 AM
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4 Husbands
The local news station was interviewing an 80-year-old lady because she had just gotten married for the fourth time. The interviewer asked her questions about her life, about what it felt like to be marrying again at 80, and then about her new husband's occupation. "He's a funeral director," she answered.

"Interesting," the newsman thought.

He then asked her if she wouldn't mind telling him a little about her first three husbands and what they did for a living. She paused for a few moments, needing time to reflect on all those years. After a short time, a smile came to her face and she answered proudly, explaining that she had first married a banker when she was in her 20's, then a circus ringmaster when in her 40's, and a preacher when in her 60's, and now - in her 80's - a funeral director.

The interviewer looked at her, quite astonished, and asked why she had married four men with such diverse careers.


(Wait for it)


She smiled and explained,

"I married one for the money, two for the show, three to get ready, and four to go."


"When the snows fall and the white winds blow, the lone wolf dies but the pack survives."
Winter is Coming

Now this is the Law of the Jungle—as old and as true as the sky; And the wolf that shall keep it may prosper, but the wolf that shall break it must die.
As the creeper that girdles the tree-trunk, the Law runneth forward and back; For the strength of the Pack is the Wolf, and the strength of the Wolf is the Pack.
Re: Lets Get Some Jokes! [Re: Lilo] #692346
01/22/13 02:16 PM
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OUCH!


"Io sono stanco, sono imbigliato, and I wan't everyone here to know, there ain't gonna be no trouble from me..Don Corleone..Cicc' a port!"

"I stood in the courtroom like a fool."

"I am Constanza: Lord of the idiots."

Re: Lets Get Some Jokes! [Re: dontomasso] #692356
01/22/13 03:00 PM
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That was a good one Lilo.
**************************

Police are called to an apartment and find a woman standing over a lifeless man. She is holding a bloody 5-iron. The detective says, “Ma’am, is that your husband?” “Yes, it is.” “Did you hit him with that golf club?” “Yes,” she says. “How many times?” says the detective.

The woman pauses, then says, “I don’t know — put me down for five.”


Dylan Matthew Moran born 10/30/12


Re: Lets Get Some Jokes! [Re: Mignon] #692645
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FAIRY TALE

Once upon a time a Prince asked a beautiful Princess if she would marry him. "NO!" she said.

And the Prince lived happily ever after, rode motorcycles, screwed long legged women, hunted, fished, raced cars, went to strip clubs, dated women half his age, drank whisky and beer and never heard bitching, never paid child support or alimony, kept his house, guns ate whatever he wanted and blew enormous farts, had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and pissed outside whenever he wanted.

THE END


"Io sono stanco, sono imbigliato, and I wan't everyone here to know, there ain't gonna be no trouble from me..Don Corleone..Cicc' a port!"

"I stood in the courtroom like a fool."

"I am Constanza: Lord of the idiots."

Re: Lets Get Some Jokes! [Re: dontomasso] #692648
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lol lol


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Re: Lets Get Some Jokes! [Re: SC] #694250
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Why is the Super Bowl going to be played in the parking lot of a Motel 6 next year?

Because they always leave the light on for you.


"Io sono stanco, sono imbigliato, and I wan't everyone here to know, there ain't gonna be no trouble from me..Don Corleone..Cicc' a port!"

"I stood in the courtroom like a fool."

"I am Constanza: Lord of the idiots."

Re: Lets Get Some Jokes! [Re: dontomasso] #694256
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Good one!!


Dylan Matthew Moran born 10/30/12


Re: Lets Get Some Jokes! [Re: dontomasso] #694274
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A girl realized that she had started growing hair between her legs. She got worried and asked her mom about that hair. Her Mom calmly said, "That part where hair has grown is called "monkey". Be proud that your monkey has grown hair." The girl smiled.

At dinner, she told her sister, "My monkey has grown hair."
Her sister smiled and said, "That's nothing, mine is already eating bananas."

Her Mom fainted...


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Re: Lets Get Some Jokes! [Re: SC] #694276
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Too funny!


"Generosity. That was my first mistake."
"Experience must be our only guide; reason may mislead us."
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Re: Lets Get Some Jokes! [Re: olivant] #694398
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Good one SC cool


I would rather die on my feet than live on my knees!
Re: Lets Get Some Jokes! [Re: Yogi Barrabbas] #694962
02/07/13 01:09 AM
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Couple in their nineties are both having problems remembering things. During a check-up, the doctor tells them that they' re physically okay, but they might want to start writing things down to help them remember ..Later that night, while watching TV, the old man gets up from his chair. Want anything while I'm in the kitchen? he asks.

Will you get me a bowl of ice cream? Sure.
Don't you think you should write it down so you can remember it? she asks. No, I can remember it.

Well, I'd like some strawberries on top, too. Maybe you should write it down, so as not to forget it?

He says, I can remember that. You want a bowl of ice cream with strawberries. I'd also like whipped cream. I'm certain you ll forget that, write it down? she asks.

Irritated, he says, I don't need to write it down, I can remember it! Ice cream with strawberries and whipped cream - I got it, for goodness sake!

Then he toddles into the kitchen. After about 20 minutes, the old man returns from the kitchen and hands his wife a plate of bacon and eggs. She stares at the plate for a moment.

Where's my toast?


Dylan Matthew Moran born 10/30/12


Re: Lets Get Some Jokes! [Re: Mignon] #695063
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lol


"Io sono stanco, sono imbigliato, and I wan't everyone here to know, there ain't gonna be no trouble from me..Don Corleone..Cicc' a port!"

"I stood in the courtroom like a fool."

"I am Constanza: Lord of the idiots."

Re: Lets Get Some Jokes! [Re: Obsessed With The GodFather] #695617
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"When the snows fall and the white winds blow, the lone wolf dies but the pack survives."
Winter is Coming

Now this is the Law of the Jungle—as old and as true as the sky; And the wolf that shall keep it may prosper, but the wolf that shall break it must die.
As the creeper that girdles the tree-trunk, the Law runneth forward and back; For the strength of the Pack is the Wolf, and the strength of the Wolf is the Pack.
Re: Lets Get Some Jokes! [Re: Obsessed With The GodFather] #695618
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Woman: Is there a problem, Officer?

Officer: Ma'am, you were speeding.

Woman: Oh, I see.

Officer: Can I see your license please?

Woman: I'd give it to you but I don't have one.

Officer: Don't have one?

Woman: Lost it 4 times for drunk driving.

Officer: I see...Can I see your vehicle registration papers please.

Woman: I can't do that.

Officer: Why not?

Woman: I stole this car.

Officer: Stole it?

Woman: Yes, and I killed and hacked up the owner.

Officer: You what?

Woman: His body parts are in plastic bags in the trunk if you want to see.

The Officer looks at the woman, slowly backs away to his car, and calls for back up. Within minutes 5 police cars circle the car. A senior officer slowly approaches the car, clasping his half drawn gun.

Officer 2: Ma'am, could you step out of your vehicle
please!

The woman steps out of her vehicle.

Woman: Is there a problem sir?

Officer 2: One of my officers told me that you have stolen this car and murdered the owner.

Woman: Murdered the owner?

Officer 2: Yes, could you please open the trunk of your car, please.

The woman opens the trunk, revealing nothing but an empty trunk.

Officer 2: Is this your car, ma'am?

Woman: Yes, here are the registration papers.

The first officer is stunned.

Officer 2: One of my officers claims that you do not have a driving license.

The woman digs into her handbag and pulls out a clutch purse and hands it to the officer. The officer snaps open the clutch purse and examines the license. He looks quite puzzled.

Officer 2: Thank you ma'am, one of my officers told me you didn't have a license, that you stole this car, and that you murdered and hacked up the owner.

Woman: Betcha that lying SOB told you I was speeding too.


"When the snows fall and the white winds blow, the lone wolf dies but the pack survives."
Winter is Coming

Now this is the Law of the Jungle—as old and as true as the sky; And the wolf that shall keep it may prosper, but the wolf that shall break it must die.
As the creeper that girdles the tree-trunk, the Law runneth forward and back; For the strength of the Pack is the Wolf, and the strength of the Wolf is the Pack.
Re: Lets Get Some Jokes! [Re: Lilo] #695619
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Ha ha ha ha ha lol Good one.



TIS


"Mankind must put an end to war before war puts an end to mankind. War will exist until that distant day when the conscientious objector enjoys the same reputation and prestige that the warrior does today." JFK

"War is over, if you want it" - John Lennon

Re: Lets Get Some Jokes! [Re: The Italian Stallionette] #696003
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This may not be that funny for some women...but the guys seem to get a good laugh over it.

Subject: From the bible



Today's Short Reading From The Bible from the Book of Genesis...

And God promised men that good and obedient wives would be found in all corners of the earth.

Then he made the earth round ... And he laughed and laughed and laughed.




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ONLY gun owners have the POWER to PROTECT and PRESERVE our FREEDOM.
"...it is their (the people's) right and duty to be at all times armed" - Thomas Jefferson, June 5, 1824

Everyone should read. "HOW TO KILL A MOCKING BIRD"

CAUTION: This Post has not been approved by Don Cardi.

You really don't expect people to believe your shit do you?

Read: "The Daily Apple"- Telling America and the Gangster BB like it really is!
Re: Lets Get Some Jokes! [Re: fathersson] #696830
02/15/13 12:20 PM
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With Geary in Fredo's Brothel
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Consigliere to the Stars
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With Geary in Fredo's Brothel
A group of elderly Catholic women are sitting together.

The first one says, "My son's a priest, and whenever he enters a room everyone says "Father."
The next one says, "My son's a bishop, and whenever he enters a room everyone says, "Your Excellency."
the next one says, "My son's a cardinal, and whenever he enters a room everyone says, "Your Emminence."
The next one says, "My son is the pope, and whenever he enters a room everyone says , "Your holiness."
The next one says, my daughter is 5'11' blonde, blue eyes, a face that has been used in countless advertisements, with measurements of 36-24-32, and whenever she enters a room everyone says, "Oh my God."


"Io sono stanco, sono imbigliato, and I wan't everyone here to know, there ain't gonna be no trouble from me..Don Corleone..Cicc' a port!"

"I stood in the courtroom like a fool."

"I am Constanza: Lord of the idiots."

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