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Re: Alcohol
[Re: Capo de La Cosa Nostra]
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06/04/07 10:54 PM
06/04/07 10:54 PM
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Right here, but I'd rather be ...
long_lost_corleone
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There is a big annual biker rally coming through town this week. I plan on getting destroyed through means of alcohol consumption and otherwise, and then paying tribute to the gonzo by covering the whole slapdash event in a short story or something similar.
I'm just warning everyone, my brain cells will drop significantly in a weeks time.
"Somebody told me when the bomb hits, everybody in a two mile radius will be instantly sublimated, but if you lay face down on the ground for some time, avoiding the residual ripples of heat, you might survive, permanently fucked up and twisted like you're always underwater refracted. But if you do go gas, there's nothing you can do if the air that was once you is mingled and mashed with the kicked up molecules of the enemy's former body. Big-kid-tested, motherf--ker approved."
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Re: Alcohol
[Re: Irishman12]
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06/09/07 02:42 PM
06/09/07 02:42 PM
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long_lost_corleone
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Did you try Wal-Mart? They might have it We just raised the white-trash levels up like, eight notches.  "WOMAN, DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO! I'm going to Wal-Mart to pick up the light beer, and then we're going to make nasty grease-sex in the truck!"
"Somebody told me when the bomb hits, everybody in a two mile radius will be instantly sublimated, but if you lay face down on the ground for some time, avoiding the residual ripples of heat, you might survive, permanently fucked up and twisted like you're always underwater refracted. But if you do go gas, there's nothing you can do if the air that was once you is mingled and mashed with the kicked up molecules of the enemy's former body. Big-kid-tested, motherf--ker approved."
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Re: Alcohol
[Re: klydon1]
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07/22/07 04:20 AM
07/22/07 04:20 AM
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East Bay
Blibbleblabble
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I don't care for Sake. As for brandy, I always felt it was a drink for eighty year old men in three piece suits and thick, white moustaches and perhaps a monocle, who are withdrawing to the billiard room to enjoy cigars with similar old men.  Or to take if you have a cold. That reminds me... I've been trying to figure out where to buy a monocle.
"There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want." -Calvin and Hobbes
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Re: Alcohol
[Re: klydon1]
#418239
07/22/07 06:20 AM
07/22/07 06:20 AM
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New York
SC
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As for brandy, I always felt it was a drink for eighty year old men in three piece suits and thick, white moustaches and perhaps a monocle, who are withdrawing to the billiard room to enjoy cigars with similar old men. I resemble that remark. A snort of it after a big dinner on a cold night is pure heaven.  (My choice of drink DURING a meal is Dewar's... nothing like it with a good steak).
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Re: Alcohol
[Re: Yogi Barrabbas]
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07/23/07 09:21 AM
07/23/07 09:21 AM
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Gateshead, UK
Capo de La Cosa Nostra
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Some friends down at uni asked me to help them for a film quiz one night against loads of other people, and so when I showed up, imagine my delight when the team who had hired me, for whom I was doing a favour, were completely shitfaced on tequila. They'd brought the rest of the bottle, of course, and I had a glass off them gratefully. Never again. We (or I) won the quiz, though. Last night I was on cans of Scrumpy Jack, ran out, then moved onto double vodka and Red Bulls.
Last edited by Capo de La Cosa Nostra; 07/23/07 09:22 AM.
...dot com bold typeface rhetoric.
You go clickety click and get your head split.
'The hell you look like on a message board
Discussing whether or not the Brother is hardcore?
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Re: Alcohol
[Re: SC]
#418551
07/23/07 03:04 PM
07/23/07 03:04 PM
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Partagas
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As for brandy, I always felt it was a drink for eighty year old men in three piece suits and thick, white moustaches and perhaps a monocle, who are withdrawing to the billiard room to enjoy cigars with similar old men. I resemble that remark. A snort of it after a big dinner on a cold night is pure heaven. (My choice of drink DURING a meal is Dewar's... nothing like it with a good steak). Ahhh you don't want the blended stuff -- try some Glenmorangie -- you will never go back to blended scotch
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Re: Alcohol
[Re: Capo de La Cosa Nostra]
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07/23/07 04:18 PM
07/23/07 04:18 PM
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Milky Way
Enzo Scifo
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Some friends down at uni asked me to help them for a film quiz one night against loads of other people, and so when I showed up, imagine my delight when the team who had hired me, for whom I was doing a favour, were completely shitfaced on tequila. They'd brought the rest of the bottle, of course, and I had a glass off them gratefully. Never again. We (or I) won the quiz, though. Last night I was on cans of Scrumpy Jack, ran out, then moved onto double vodka and Red Bulls. O-kay. That does it. I'm coming to your town in a few months. Were gonna be best friends
See, we can act as smart as we want, but at the end of the day, we still follow a guy who fucks himself with kebab skewers.
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Re: Alcohol
[Re: pizzaboy]
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07/23/07 09:14 PM
07/23/07 09:14 PM
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New York
Sicilian Babe
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After going to a wedding over the weekend I'd like to add:
Martinis (umm I lost track of how many and which kind)
White Russians (the drink and the females) Just how many martinis does it take ANY female to get her to talk to you?  First, no alcohol is necessary. Second, when the females are around DMC, they are NOT interested in talking, if you know what I mean...
President Emeritus of the Neal Pulcawer Fan Club
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To each his own. Have you tried Miller Chill yet?
In Texas my local liquor store only wanted $40
