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Re: Funny Sopranos Moments/Jokes [Re: Paddy_James] #913282
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Tony Soprano: You know, you got a reputation for immaturity, and its not gonna be improved by not paying the tributes the acting boss demands of you.

Brendan Filone: Acting boss my ass Tone. Come on, everybody knows you really run things since Jackie became the "Kemo Sabe."

Tony Soprano: Open the fucking door...open the FUCKING DOOR!!!

Throws Brendan lol

Re: Funny Sopranos Moments/Jokes [Re: afriendofours] #913415
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haha.
btw i still don't get why tony hate him so much, but when mikey killed him tony was mad and punch mikey and was furious on junior...

Re: Funny Sopranos Moments/Jokes [Re: Paddy_James] #913743
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Tony was lucky that Noah didn't "punch his fucking lights out".... lol

Re: Funny Sopranos Moments/Jokes [Re: Paddy_James] #913899
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Noah stood up to Tony. Said "fuck you" to him, right to his face. Kept seeing his daughter, despite being threatened.


"...the successful annihilation of organized crime's subculture in America would rock the 'legitimate' world's foundation, which would ultimately force fundamental social changes and redistributions of wealth and power in this country. Meyer Lansky's dream was to bond the two worlds together so that one could not survive without the other." - Dan E. Moldea
Re: Funny Sopranos Moments/Jokes [Re: Paddy_James] #914273
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Tony: Excuse me. How's he doing? I'm a relative.

Doctor: He slipped off the kitchen counter spraying for ants?

Tony: Well...he was wearing socks.

Re: Funny Sopranos Moments/Jokes [Re: Paddy_James] #915357
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"...the successful annihilation of organized crime's subculture in America would rock the 'legitimate' world's foundation, which would ultimately force fundamental social changes and redistributions of wealth and power in this country. Meyer Lansky's dream was to bond the two worlds together so that one could not survive without the other." - Dan E. Moldea
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The roof is soft tar !.... THE ROOF IS SOFT TAR !

Then frankie's gotta put one in his old man's head!

Blam... then another one blam..

Fucking brilliant.

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Richie Aprile sending Matthew Bevilaqua to slip and fall school.

Natural canopy.

The attitude on that camel nose fuck.

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Re: Funny Sopranos Moments/Jokes [Re: Paddy_James] #921073
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I loved in "Pine Barrens" when Gloria threw the beef at Tony. The next scene he sees Junior, who asks "What've you been eating - steak?"

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I laugh every time when Sil and Carlo whack fat Dom and throw him on the table ruining a whole plate of meatball and they're both standing there catching their breath when Dom's phone goes off playing beethoven. The way they both look at him at the same time, and then Sil screams a f bomb.

That is cosa nostra comedy at its finest.

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Re: Funny Sopranos Moments/Jokes [Re: goombah] #921158
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Originally Posted By: goombah
I loved in "Pine Barrens" when Gloria threw the beef at Tony. The next scene he sees Junior, who asks "What've you been eating - steak?"


That's a great episode in general, also when Bobby walks in the room with all his hunting gear on and Tony just bursts out laughing.


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Re: Funny Sopranos Moments/Jokes [Re: Paddy_James] #921166
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Nothing beats Junior's card game in the mental institution... even while he's got Alzheimer's he still knows how to run a card game, like he has done his entire life. And the jokes are hilarious too.


-I shot him a coupla' times.
-What's a couple?
-Hmm, more than a couple... Really I don't know the exact amount, maybe I shot him 10 times, 12 times?
-Maybe fifteen?
-Hmm, it could've been fifteen...

-Anthony "Gaspipe" Casso
Re: Funny Sopranos Moments/Jokes [Re: Paddy_James] #921227
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"White buttons are five bucks. Red buttons are 10."

"Red Buttons? (laughs)"


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Re: Funny Sopranos Moments/Jokes [Re: Paddy_James] #921228
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When they filmed Pine Barrens, Gandolfini didn't know Schirripa would be wearing that ridiculous Elmer Fudd outfit. That's what made Tony's laugh so genuine.


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Re: Funny Sopranos Moments/Jokes [Re: OakAsFan] #921229
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Lol Really ?!

Re: Funny Sopranos Moments/Jokes [Re: OakAsFan] #921249
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Originally Posted By: OakAsFan
When they filmed Pine Barrens, Gandolfini didn't know Schirripa would be wearing that ridiculous Elmer Fudd outfit. That's what made Tony's laugh so genuine.


I heard what made him laugh so hard was because Bobby came out holding a dildo. They wanted him to make it look like he was laughing at his outfit but in reality it was something else.
I recall them talking about that scene and James Gandolfini telling Schirripa before they filmed it 'You better make me laugh tomorrow' so Schirripa came up with the dildo idea.

Re: Funny Sopranos Moments/Jokes [Re: Paddy_James] #921252
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It was always funny to me how Tony's doughter was fucked by a nigro and than he left her like a hood rat. Big time mob boss, lol. Also Anthony jr always looked like he was brain damaged and and a stupid fat slob with no balls. Plus I don't know about you guys but Carmela, Tony's wife was ugly as a dog.

Re: Funny Sopranos Moments/Jokes [Re: Paddy_James] #921253
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Michael Giovanni, that was it. Thanks for the correction.


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Originally Posted By: OakAsFan
Michael Giovanni, that was it. Thanks for the correction.


No Problem OakAsFan. You can tell the way Tony laughs that he really got cracked up at that. No acting needed there.

Another scene in Pine Barrens that is hilarious is after Christopher shoots the deer and Paulie says "I lost my shoe."

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Re: Funny Sopranos Moments/Jokes [Re: Paddy_James] #921261
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I knew there was some rouse there to get a spontaneous reaction from Gandolfini. I think Schirippa told the dildo story on the Joe Rogan podcast. Great episode, btw. Should be in his free archives. Schirippa tells stories about the Sopranos and working in Vegas. Doesn't disappoint.


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Re: Funny Sopranos Moments/Jokes [Re: OakAsFan] #921326
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Originally Posted By: OakAsFan
I knew there was some rouse there to get a spontaneous reaction from Gandolfini. I think Schirippa told the dildo story on the Joe Rogan podcast. Great episode, btw. Should be in his free archives. Schirippa tells stories about the Sopranos and working in Vegas. Doesn't disappoint.


I checked out some of the podcast interviews on youtube. Pretty good stories on there.

I never knew that he wore a fat suit early on in the sopranos.

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"You threw food at Vito. That's gotta be resolved."

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One of my favorite scenes is when Carlo is talking shit about Vito and Tony snaps at him, calling him a shit earner.

Made me LMAO.


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When chris told that junkie guy corky that vito is not gay, and to watch out because he is talking about a captain, and then he said that when benny and the others came to see him at his gooma's place he ran off haha that's was funny !

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When they're all at Tonys house for Chris's intervention and Paulie calls the counselor guy a two-time loser or something to that effect.

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Junior with his hand stuck in the drain.

"You're flexingggggggggg."

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I will never speak another word to you again, settimia.

Grandma, aunt settimia's dead.
It's me, meadow.

Facia bruta!

Grandma, it's meadow, remember? Come sit down.

Yes.
Meadow.
Ohh! I can't stay in this house, honeybunch.
Not while that facia bruta is in here.

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Junior talking to Richie in the doctors office: "Federal marshals are so far up my ass, I can taste Brylcream.


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It Is Driven By Greed And Controlled By Fear.

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