Guys- This is hilarious ( Cicale )

I had to listen 3 times to make sure I heard correctly . Cicale said he is inducting 3 people into the Cicale Mafia family. In fact he is going to have an induction ceremony for someone this week. Granted he did say its a legitimate family but are you kidding me !!! This guy is out of his friggin mind. What kind of an idiot would get inducted into the Cicale Mafia Family???
He is also going to have captains and soldiers. He probably will get a few idiots from Iceland and Demmark.
He somehow thinks he will form strategic alliances with major business leaders. He may get some washed up dude that did infomercial’s in the 80’s such as the Helsinki Formula or the Ginsu knife.
Anyway, this has Jim Jone’s cult written all over it..

Can you imagine anyone applying to his gang? I'd love to see that bunch. Maybe he'll have them on his show. That could actually be funny. Or pathetic.

I really wish that the mob had guys who would blow these blowhards away in public with no fucks given, and gladly take a hundred years. It would be the end of wiseguy podcasts, I'll tell you that.

The only podcast I do like is Anthony Ruggiano. All the others are nonsense and self serving.

do you have to "kick up"

You have to kick up, you have to pay for dinner. You MUST pay for dinner!! Then of course if the order comes down you're gonna have to do it..give Dom his weekly shoulder massage

This nut keeps getting nuttier. Cicale is now threatening to shut down his channel and then stated- “ if all of you truly love me and care about me, lets see if you have my back when i tbreaten to shut down”.
In other words- Dom, we love you, dont shut down, we cant live without you or your channel.
Then again, maybe Im a bigger nut than Cicale because I look at his channel.

I couldn't believe it when I saw that. Some of these former mob people seem like they suffer from severe psychological issues or something. The way he speaks to his "staff" is also alarming

I’ll take Cicale over Alite, at least Cicale is actually Italian and was actually involved in the life before ratting.

Alite at one point was pretending to be Italian and pretending that he was on record when in reality he was nothing but an Albanian Drug Dealer who knew Junior Gotti when they were kids.

Alite tells nothing but complete lies because he’s completely broke, selling prescription pills while cashing disability checks and living on food stamps. He also pretends he never ratted and tries to act like he’s still some sort of Wiseguy , it’s quite comical.

Alite is so desperate for money these days he lives off whatever measly bucks he makes off YouTube so he’s going to make up stories to get views and/or try to live off the Gotti name.

He also supplements his measly YouTube bucks with disability checks and Food Stamps, Alite is so fucking stupid he actually missed out on what could have been a huge money maker for him:

A reality TV show with cameras everywhere for when he was rooming/roommates with that Hillbilly Fraud with schizophrenia Jeff Lowman aka Jeff Canarsie (who is also on disability) and they were living together trying to act like wiseguys together and pick up broads together. That might have been the reality TV comedy of the Century.

LMFAO!

I would have payed to watch that reality TV Show! I couldn’t even begin to imagine what it must have been like to actually witness those two delusional , fraud retards living together as roommates and pretending to be wiseguys together and fucking ugly pigs together. Lmfao

However, Those two comical retard roommates had a falling out when they were busted abusing some 18 year old girl addicted to prescription pills and the one retard blamed the other retard while Alite was selling pills and taking advantage of women addicted to prescription pills.

Now Alite is back living in his son’s basement in Freehold…

-Dante

They’re both complete jerkoffs and rats but at the end of the day Cicale > Alite .

At least Cicale at one point was actually straightened out , actually involved in the life, and was a somebody.

For the record, I don’t watch any of the YouTube rats because I find them to be desperate liars that make me sick. The only YouTube rat I ever watched was that Phil Leonetti interview a few years ago.

Rat Finger Lou must be so completely terrified of Borgesi because I could see him doing YouTube rat videos to pimp himself out for a few measly bucks as he’s currently at the moment selling pyramid scheme laundry detergents for a living lol . Heard he had to sell his house in Ventnor that he was bragging about too…..Comical Scumbags all these rats, but I find Alite to be the worst of them all because he isn’t even Italian and was never an LCN Associate. Hes an Albanian who sold coke and was friends with Junior Gotti who is also a douchebag.

Natale is the second worst of all the YouTube rats but at least his stories were such outlandish lies if you actually believed them you probably also believe in the Tooth Fairy.

Alite is the worst because he simply won’t go away, tries to make a living off being a YouTube rat because he’s so broke, and he tells lies that are hard to get caught on that the majority of the American Joe Blow public who didn’t know better would believe.

-Dante

Yeah, ALite is a total scumbag low life who constantly needs to bad mouth Gotti JR in order to obscure the fact that he is a low life rat. To be honest I dont see Gotti Jr going on you tube and making excuses.
Cicale is brain damaged or something and he is also very spiteful. Who in their right mind would start a “ legit mafia family” and induct people. Cicale has delusions of grandeur.
I dont mind Leonetti and I actually like Anthony Ruggiano jr.

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LOL You gotta hear Alite holding court at the American Hotel Bar in Freehold after cashing his disability check playing Wiseguy and telling the gullible fat pale white pigs addicted to prescription pills he picks up there that he never ratted and is some wealthy wiseguy.

Meanwhile the guy is regaling the ugly pigs he picks up there to fuck who are usually addicted to pills to tales of him being this wealthy Wiseguy the whole entire time while broke in a Burlington Coat Factory Sportcoat , living in his sons basement, and was even caught trying to use an EBT Card there (food stamps) to pay for a shrimp cocktail one night.

Then the kicker is that if anyone even lays a finger on him, he proceeds to run out of the building like it’s on fire calling 911 as he’s done on several occasions when even slightly confronted.

Hopefully one of the pills he pops has a nice batch of Fentanyl in it, it would be zero loss to society and one less YouTube rat making up stories to pimp themselves out for a few bucks.

-Dante

This isn't hilarious, it's truly sad as fuck. By the time you're even comparing someone else to John Alite, there is no winner at the end of that argument. The very fact that the comparison is being made just goes to show how low Cicale has sunk. He's being compared with someone who has publicly claimed that he would fellate a horse.

You'd have to be a complete moron to join a rat's "legitimate mafia family" - how is he doing the initiation, on Zoom? Do you get a downloadable, printable PDF that certifies your "made guy" status?

He should have gone the evangelical way of Franzese for a chance to make some real coin.

Alite’s life has resorted to using prescription pills to pick up young vulnerable, pill addicted pigs that will actually believe him that he’s a Wiseguy, Italian, not a rat, never testified, is a millionaire, and isn’t wearing a Marshall’s Sport Coat.

Him and the other loser Jeff Lowman Aka Jeff Canarsie were pulling their disability checks together to live in a bachelor pad together and got caught abusing an 18 year old girl.

Biggest scumbags on Earth, too bad those two had a falling out when they got caught abusing the 18 year old girl and they both pointed the blame on the other - Would have been hilarious to see where those two delusional retards ended up together.

-Dante

Sooner or later, Alite is going to have a lot of trouble with the old Catholic Albanian clans. Believe me when I say this. Maybe its already happening...

Frankly, the best thing to do is ignore that clown. The thing about him that gets me is that he was chosen to be one of the people interviewed for that big netflix documentary on the commission case called "Fear City." There are a million mob rats to choose from and they somehow landed on him. Guys a fucking idiot.

I bet it was produced by foreigners from Europe , those tend to be the only people who are still gullible enough to believe he is who he pretends to be.

Combine that with I also heard that he’s so desperate for money he will only ask for like $100 for his science fiction narrative on these projects. The funny thing is that anything he comments on instantly loses all credibility to anyone who has half a functioning brain and isn’t retarded.

-Dante

Alite will call the cops on anyone who even starts mouthing off to him and if you even try to lay a finger on him he runs out of the building calling 911 frantically.

The only times he will ever continue his whole tough guy pretend act is when law enforcement is around or if there are bodyguards present that he made one of the people he tricked into believing he is somebody he is not into paying for because he’s desperately broke and couldn’t pay for a bodyguard.

He is also known to pathetically audio call people via Instagram with his whole tough guy pretend persona/act.

-Dante

There's nothing hilarious about this. For the record I'm not a fan of any of the rats, especially if they were made men. They knew exactly what they signed up for. Anyway, anyone hear about Dominick Cicale committing mortgage fraud against his own grandmother? And people actually hold these rats in high esteem???

I feel like anyday now Scumbag lying Rat Alite is gonna throw on a Burlington Coat Factory Sport Coat and make a YouTube video stating he was in on the JFK Assassination, just wait for it….He’s so broke and desperate for money he will do and say anything these days for a Buck!

-Dante

DanteM, I agree with you. Most of these guys are exactly that nowadays, years after they turned. Desperate, for either money or the public limelight in a vain attempt to stay "relevant."

I know I mentioned it before, but didn't Dominick Cicale commit mortgage fraud against his own grandmother? It doesn't get any lower than that. And these are the type of people that the government will let go in exchange for other criminals because they're too lazy to do some high-tech investigative work. Using informants and rats is the easy way out. It's become way too easy these days because everyone's ratting. Takes the fun and excitement out of being in law enforcement if you ask me. I totally get that there’s always been informants, and it takes informants, but my point is that it's on an entirely different level of ridiculousness nowadays.

Once again, IMO, you cannot be an informant, a rat, a Benedict Arnold, without having a very weak "moral fiber." It just doesn't happen.

Regardless of the bravado and false persona that 99.9% of these guys try their best to present to the public, the vast majority of the time they're really just gutter rats and backstabbers...even to their own so-called "friends" and relatives.

History has proven that to be true, time and time again.