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A Very strange Mafia Job !

Posted By: Lenox

A Very strange Mafia Job ! - 08/31/20 12:58 PM

Back in the day you always heard about a guy being found shot dead with a twenty dollar bill shoved up his ass. How did they determine which member of the crew would be responsible for doing this? Who would want to do it? Did they where gloves? Did they hire a crooked urologist ?
Was it planned like this: ok, vito is responsible for luring the victim to a meeting. Big joe will shoot him in the head. Tommy and Mike will pick him up and put him in the trunk. Big John will then go to the bank, withdraw 20 dollars , then go to the trunk of the car where the dead body is, pull the dead man’s pants and underwear down and then shove the twenty dollar bill up his ass.
Big John then says , “ hey wait a minute!! Why am i doing that??? Why dont we hire some homeless guy to do it or how about we flip a coin or do rock paper sizzors???
Thats a humiliating job! I feed my son with that hand, im not putting the hand i feed my son with into some rotted corpses ass.”
Posted By: alicecooper

Re: A Very strange Mafia Job ! - 08/31/20 02:06 PM

Or even worse, haven't there been a few times where they cut the guy's johnson off and put it in his mouth?

Who draws THAT straw?
Posted By: Fleming_Ave

Re: A Very strange Mafia Job ! - 08/31/20 05:19 PM

I don't really know because I am not in the mob, and I have never killed anyone. But if I had to guess, I would say it's because they are psychos and sadists who don't have the normal human feelings of disgust we would have. Or I guess if you spent years in prison seeing and hearing guys brutally abuse others, the idea of doing that to someone who's already dead is not that shocking anymore. Or it didn't happen and some detective told the newspapers that to embarrass the criminals. Who knows?
Posted By: eastsideofvan

Re: A Very strange Mafia Job ! - 08/31/20 05:23 PM

I fear for the future of this forum if this is representative of the type of topic offered for discussion.
Posted By: alicecooper

Re: A Very strange Mafia Job ! - 08/31/20 07:21 PM

Originally Posted by eastsideofvan
I fear for the future of this forum if this is representative of the type of topic offered for discussion.


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Posted By: NYMafia

Re: A Very strange Mafia Job ! - 08/31/20 08:54 PM

Originally Posted by eastsideofvan
I fear for the future of this forum if this is representative of the type of topic offered for discussion.



LOL....thats funny. You do have a point.
Posted By: ColonelReb

Re: A Very strange Mafia Job ! - 09/01/20 03:56 AM

Originally Posted by Lenox
Back in the day you always heard about a guy being found shot dead with a twenty dollar bill shoved up his ass. How did they determine which member of the crew would be responsible for doing this? Who would want to do it? Did they where gloves? Did they hire a crooked urologist ?
Was it planned like this: ok, vito is responsible for luring the victim to a meeting. Big joe will shoot him in the head. Tommy and Mike will pick him up and put him in the trunk. Big John will then go to the bank, withdraw 20 dollars , then go to the trunk of the car where the dead body is, pull the dead man’s pants and underwear down and then shove the twenty dollar bill up his ass.
Big John then says , “ hey wait a minute!! Why am i doing that??? Why dont we hire some homeless guy to do it or how about we flip a coin or do rock paper sizzors???
Thats a humiliating job! I feed my son with that hand, im not putting the hand i feed my son with into some rotted corpses ass.”


You get the Freddie DiNome type guys to do that type of work. LOL!
Posted By: Yonkers

Re: A Very strange Mafia Job ! - 09/01/20 04:08 AM

They probably hated the guy so much that he was such a piece of shit that they were happy to do it.
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