Anybody getting their button tonight ?

Hasn't Christmas Eve been a night a lot of guys were made or was that just a fluke with Gotti Jr and Micky Scars ?

Hold on ill call the heads of all the families and their public information line and check

5 families hotline, how may I help you?
Yeah, I wanna make a couple young guys tonight. Is it OK to do this on Xmas day?
Please hold, I'll transfer you to the making ceremony department. (queue girl from Ipanema musak)

I bet Japanese tourists with expensive cameras strapped around their necks go up to social clubs asking questions like this all the time.

"Ah hello Cali-san. *bows* So ah nice to meet you. We are great fans of your esteemed crime family. We are ah wondering if you making anyone tonight? Domo arigato." *bows*

*Guy guarding door looks at friend and motions to camera around tourist's neck; puts on gloves and asks him to come inside*

Yeah, sure, we're making five people tonight. Why don't you come inside and shake their hands. We'll make you an espresso.

Can you fuckin' believe this guy?

"Inzerillo-san, what is that thing you are ah putting on your gun? I love electronics. Domo arigato." *Bows*

This thing right here? It's called a silencer, Short Round.

For information regarding The Bonanno Family press 1, Colombo Family press 2, Gambino Family press 3, Genovese Family press 4, Lucchese Family press 5. For Families outside of the New York City area press 6. If further assistance is needed please hold for an operator.

That may have been the worst attempt at comedy I have ever witnessed. I'm actually embarrassed for you. Take a fucking improvisational comedy course or give stand-up a shot if you're already willing to put forth this kind of effort. Your shit is cringeworthy.