Favorite gangster of each Astrology sign

what do you think is the best gangster or your favorite gangster for each of the 12 signs? i'm prepared for being called all types of names for making this thread,but let's have fun shall we. i'll get us started.

Aries-Richard Kuklinski
Taurus-Tony Spilotro
Gemini-Sam Giancana
Cancer-Meyer Lansky
Leo-Harry Strauss
Virgo-Roy Demeo
Libra-Albert Anastasia
Scorpio-John Gotti
Sagittarius-Vito Genovese
Capricorn-Al Capone
Aquarius-Frank Costello
Pisces-Joey Merlino

Take a hike

Merlinos for today

Today you might try to secure the perfect job, possibly in an artistic field or one connected with the healing arts. You might have a specific position in mind, or you could consider several. It's important to think of all the ins and outs of every position before charging ahead. What you think might be perfect today could have hidden aspects you don't know about.

The other eleven guys all have the same reading, your shit out of luck

ahahaha that has to be the crown jewel of all troll threads lately - nice one! I wouldn't even be able to imagine such bullshit ideas

You can't be serious

For fuck's sake

You opened up your own can of worms.

Never trust a Gemini or anyone that has 2 first names.


Word to the Wise!(Hoot)

Lansky was cancer and then he winds up dying from cancer. We need a separate thread, I think.