If you were in the mob

If you were in the mob what would be your name, rank, family, era and rackets?

My name would be Carmine Di Gregorio, I'd be a colombo associate in 1990 just before the 3rd colombo war. Persico would pick me to take out Orena that's how id become made. My areas of operating would be Brooklyn mainly loansharking and bookmaking. Any one else lol?

Please, God, please make it stop.

If I was in the mob i would be part of the springfield mafia under Fat Tony D'Amico (voiced by Joe Mantegna) and I would join alliances with homer to take over because Fat Tony dies and then they would call me the leader "Fit" Tony and then I would extor Mr. Burns to run all of springfield

My name was Giuseppe Joe the soldier Malaparte,a soldier in the WWII that come to USA as POW in 1943,after the war was a free lance killer for the mob,taht gime me the hit on Bugsy Seagel after whacked him I get the flamingo as a reward and became a part of the West Coast crew of the Outfit get made shortly before Apalachin.

I am in the mob. That's why I never reveal my face. But I'll let you in on a secret, my name is nino gaggi. I never died, just went into hiding. Now that my secret is out, can we bury this friggin thread?

I'd be a farmer....yeah...a farmer....farmer Bob...

I'd be a low level associate that was whacked for doing stick ups on connected bookies and loan sharks.

My name will be neither remembered or important, though I'd like it if it had the word 'Lucky' in it somewhere.

Sigh...

Brutal.

I'd be in the inner circle of the Memphis Mafia. Rubbing elbows with The King, eatin' peanut butter & banana sandwiches, and TCB'n like a motherfucker. LORD ALMIGHTY, I FEEL MY TEMPERATURE RISIN'!!!!

I'd like to be Mack the Knife. Is that name taken?

I think you've been playing too much grand theft auto.

So we're really doing this huh?

I would liked to have been a fly on the wall [ with big ears ] when the bosses were plotting albert anastasias murder.

Un-fucking-real.

I guess we're just a microcosm of society in general, and as society degenerates, so goes this site.

Jesus it was just a laugh! Some people on here need to stop being bores...

I don't mean any offense but many posters on this board have seen threads like this one before too many times. Most posters are on here to learn more and discuss about real life subjects, not for role-playing purposes (and the internet -vast and infinite as it is- is chock-full of better choices for the ones looking for role-playing activities). Threads like "Create your own special mafia dream team", "What does your ideal mobster look like?" or "Which businesses would you extort if you were a pipe-hitting capo in the Gambino family?" don't really add anything new or interesting, and all they do is chasing away some of the most respected and informative posters. So there you have ,in a nutshell, where the -in my opinion, understandable- disdain for threads like this one comes from.

Can I be the guy that gets pinched for dope the first week he's made and turns stool pigeon before the Paddy Wagon even gets to the FBI field office?

Jesus.

Get it through your head. Those people are Neanderthal scummy group of bottom feeding trash.

You realize that assholes like those Columbo's you fantasize about are the reason all of our friends make stupid jokes about us (Italians) being untrustworthy, shady, etc. individuals.

Dude… if you want a hero, I know of 343 brave men who are worth way more of your time dreaming about, for a career.

This guy over here,we here in Tennessee still do TCB like a motherfucker,brother

No, this thread is just stupid. Like KillingJoke said, majority of us are here because we have an interest in Cosa Nostra, yet we also realize that these are not guys to be idolized, they're criminals, thieves & murderers. Therefore not in a million years, would we post some bs role playing shit like this, "oh create your own dream mob" "what would your name be". It offers nothing in terms of the information we'd like to know and discuss. NOTHING.

I'd be the "capo di tutti capi" in 1930 before somebody would put a few bullets in me.

I'd be Castellano's head of security and would have advised without delay to whack Gotti and his crew as soon as 'the tapes' became available. To celebrate I'd go to Sparks!

My alias would be Biaggio Calamari, and I would wet my beak in everything.

I read three of these and got dizzie thinkin, WTF, where am I.

GL

Hang on, dont ever bale, it will pass like a bad cold.

All of u would be in federal lockup taking it up the backside in reality

IF I were, like in a movie or book or something, I would be something of a intra family courier, an organizer of sit downs and negotiations, a diplomat or Consigliere. I'm no tough guy, I always attempt peace before violence, without appearing weak. Those who think I am weak and try to undermine and circumvent my authority, I string them along, and make an example of them.
The pen is mightier than the sword. I'm all about the integrity..
I prefer small, tightly run families, loyalty is key..money is a by product of the organisation, it should not be the guide. money is a secondary function.

Lol