What will Joey Merlino eat while at FCI Miami ?

I saw the comissary I would assume he'd get a few balance bars to stay in shape and some blueberrie poptarts for a snack while he responds to fan male. He better get the low salt saltines to get those abs back Can't go wrong they a lot of ice cream too

Omg these threads r too much lol. He'll p rolly eat some ramen noodles too classic food at the pokey all the other inmates will p rolly be fawning over him he'll be out in time for his 53rd bday

That black dick for sure...

I think they only have cuban dick it's only a seasonal item

He will have access to canned sardines, tuna, peanut butter, and crackers. He will also be able to brush up on checkers and handball; those are skills that prepare inmates for the real world.
He will get to watch tv with a bunch of black guys who have absolutely no self control; thats always fun. For some added excitement he can get the famous mystery meat on the chow line and then get to talk on the phone to his children while some black guy on the phone next to him with the manners of a gorilla with rabies is screaming at one of his many baby mama's .
Its also nice to walk out of the shower stall expecting someone to stick a sharpened toothbrush into your rib cage because you may have looked at him the wrong way.

I would hope his restaurant Merlino's is able to cater the Xmas Party for FCI Miami Stein would love to have his picture taken slicing onions with joey it would be very cinematic

One more for Pizzaboy

slim jims in in oddle for noddles with the fake nacho cheese and cut up pickle. salmon in the poach if the philly guys are realyy kicking up.

That sounds pretty tasty

1. Why do you have to portray Black inmates so negatively?
2. What makes you think Merlino can't handle any of that?

Whatever it is, you can rest assured that it will taste like shit. Probably lumpy potatoes or spam sandwiches, or maybe a lima bean sandwich

Also, who gives a damn what he eats. Inn a few months, he'll be living the life of luxury and won't give a shit what you will be eating

Yes. He will be living the life of luxury on other people's dimes; taking advantage of old Jewish millionaires and mob groupies.

Were it not for the generosity of other people, he would probably be sleeping in a cardboard box.

No, THAT sounds pretty tasty

Joes stone crabs

Joes stone crabs. What's next what fucken toothpaste he's gonna use.

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