Cool Names

Looking to start this roleplay game, seeking out for a cool mobster 'name' that fit a made man within a New York/Chicago family. Any ideas? fictional or real names - doesn't matter. It has to sound professional.

Buck Naked.

How is this one for starters Iggy Arbuckle...Yea or Nea?

Elmer the Fudd.

Buster "Key" Tone

Jimmy The Mook Mucci.

Joseph "Guappo Joey" Malaparte

Joey One Ball Onofrio.

Name given after having his other testicle blown off in the Colombo war.

Petey "Crumbs" Caprio, former Phialdelphia captain. Supposedly loved Crumb cakes as a kid, but it is also said that he wanted your every crumb in his envelope

Richie Denaro

Frank DiNapoli

Jimmy Raneri

Jackie Coprelli

Tubby the Tuba

Benny the Groin

Sammy da Shnozz

Miss Phyllis Levine (Just once)

The Fuckin' Doctor

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=L3YL83Qy778

Have someone nicknamed "the rat" who isn't really a rat but is only called that way for a completely different reason (like having whiskers or something) then as a final twist, have him flip and rat out his friends. Lol.

Yes Kansas City's William Willie the Rat Cammisano but he never ratted

Peter Difronzo.

Joe Bag O' Donuts

A real tough mafioso should necessarily be named Salvatore or Giuseppe.

Nick Calabrese

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I always liked Nicky " the terminator" Caramandi . No one called him crow.

lol, lllllllllllmmmmmffffffffffffaaaaaaaoooooo. moe wins this one

I love the three Vinny's, Gorgeous, TV, Ocean.

Joe Cargo for Valachi is another I like, it seems the nickname was often associated with your primary business occupation.

I run a tire shop, people call me Joey Wheels.

hey joey wheels. what area are you in? if i ever need a tire, maybe ill stop by

Johnny Boardwalk Badalamenti of the Gambino Family.

Nicknamed Boardwalk because he is rumored to give blowjobs under the boardwalk.

Wait a minute they gave him that nick name because people thought he gave not got?

People called him that to his face? What did he do give them a BJ.

Some people might give their enemies names like that. But eventually those guys that did it would disappear.

Well I got to get ready to go to church
My Grand daughter is being baptized today. It's fucking raining hope it stops.

Knowing this, I think I would rather be known as "Miss Phyllis Levine"!

Joey Pots and Pans

Richie Ugatz

Frankie fanook

Frankie "Chops"

Sammy "The Wrecker"

Enzo "Jimmy the Tank"

Ha ha

Bernie "the German sheperd" Anastasio

Benny "Benny bugs" Grillo

Buster "the fly" trumanti

Neil "Neil down" scotto

Louie electric

I always loved Ruggieros nickname. Lefty Guns. Lefty Two Guns. Among other names.

"Louie Bagels" is a great one.

"Small" Dick Smaldone.

My all time favorite:
Joseph 'Dracula' Guglielmo

Vincent"vinnie the dirtbag"artuso..hehehehe lol

Say it to his face .

Vincent vinnie asprins Congiusti

Ok,where do you think he is,sonny? :)😂😂(like joe pistone said) i knew you are gonna take offence because he is a bronx guy

Nothing to do with it. But if I brought up the hygiene regimen of the average Croatian, you'd probably be offended. Right?

I mean, I've never been to Croatia. But I've seen how filthy some of them are here in America. There's a Croatian neighborhood on the edge of Astoria now. You can smell them all the way from Steinway.

But hey, don't get offended. As long as I put hehehehe after the post we're friends, right?

Why should i be offended? I know croatians are pigs and they smell,and it is said that they are fa***ts...i am serbian i told you that 100 times..if you think that that is the same you got some geographical problems my friend..but than again hehehe

Oh, I meant Serbians .

What is this thing you Americans call? I believe it is made from the lard of pigs. Soap?! What is this soap? What is this crazy thing?

In my country, we get one shower a year as Christmas present. We wash ourselves in cow urine and mud.

Soap? You crazy Americans. Rest of world laugh at you.

Just some random names:

camorra: brothers Ciro and Gennaro Lo Bove

'ndrangheta: Giuseppe "The Judge" De Judicibus (yes, such a surname does actually exist)

Cosa Nostra: Salvatore "Toto' the Shepherd" Pecoraro

Nice comeback pizza.vinnie dirtbag is a nickname of one guy which i found funny,not the whole NATION OF BRONX!!to offend the croats like that is just racist,and to think that that is the same as serbian is just inberessing.. your not that young to make those kind of mistakes anymore..but thank you made me laugh ain't gonna continue this argument with you.

Well believe it or not guys but the rest of the world use soap too. Shampoo too....well generally speaking.

Jesus Christ, it was a fucking joke. If I wanted to insult you, you'd know it.

But on a serious note, my confusing Serbia from Croatia isn't any stupider than some of your questions regarding the Bronx or Brooklyn. So yeah, I'm as ignorant about Eastern Europe as you are about New York City (and no, you're not an honorary Brooklyn Italian because you're Mother was born here).

Now please, let's move on before this thread gets any stupider or more out of hand.

Well, I don't know about you and the men. But Swedish women sure smell pretty .

I use conditioner on my hair aswel as shampoo ha ha ha

Al-Brit-0 VO5??

Alberto balsam PB , u can testify to this , my hair is super shiny u have seen it

My friend you are 55 i am 25,try to keep up with the world around you.the world isn't only bronx.sorry if the q about bk and bx made you feel bad.you came at me with that croatian shit for no reason at all,where did you expect this to go?it's easy to it's a joke..fyi serbia is southern europe not eastern,just like south italy.

You see, Moe and PB? Is that evidence enough for you? The question is though...do you english use toothpaste? :-)





They absolutely do! But it doesn´t help...they´re still lousy in bed!

This actually brings to mind the coolest mob nickname of all time.

Richie Shellackhead.

I win with that one. Close the thread .

Did you know Pb that the Bronx was actually named after a swede?

Colgate hairy

Everyone knows that. Jonas Bronck. But we deported him to Jersey because he didn't speak Italian.

Great....for you! Could you send me some?

Email me at guywhoneversmiles@gmail.com

Thank you!

Guywhoneversmiles@gmail.com nice one hairy

Salvatore "Cluck Cluck" Manilla

Kid twist
Chicken head
And of course sonny black

Johnny Sausage - John Barbato

Here is the website that the mob uses to give themselves a name. Try it! LMAO!

http://www.mymobname.com/

Johnny "Silk Stockings" Giustra

COOL HAND LUKE has to be thee COOLEST NAME even tho it's not gangster related (good movie too one of my faves)

Benjamin "Horse Cock" Ruggiero.

Cool nickname, even if they did make it up for the movie .

He's got cancer of da prick

Fuckin dummy probably thought that's what prostate cancer is .

I think he's friends with that fella
Adossa di Clap

Vincent "schemer" drucci
Phil "cockeyed Ben" lombardo
Anthony gas pipe casso
Albert kid twist gallo
Tony joe batters accardo
Machine gun jack McGurn

Papa John the Don

Joe batters is best nickname ever.

Irony.

Old Leghumper Google it Nice dark malt

PB you MISSED this one
Get it "A Dose of the Clap" like Gonorrhea.

Oops, read the thread incorrectly =/

here are a few OC ones that are mildly funny anyway...

David "Wolf" Carroll
Renee "Balloon" Charlebois
Paul "Fon Fon" Fontaine
Gilles "Trooper" Mathieu
Denis "Pas fiable" Houle (Pas fiable = unreliable)

People should use this. It's funny stuff.

Former Triggerman

Tony "Three Fingers" Galucci

rocco " parrot nose" Potenza.

Did American newspapers ever invent a bogus nickname or a bogus mafioso who doesn't really exist? In Russia I once read about an alleged conviction of a crime boss nicknamed "the goat" because of the surname Kozlov (kozel=goat), but a gangster called "the goat" in Russia is more or less like somebody nicknamed "sh$tbag" or "the c@#ksucker" in America

Stu Gotz

Louis "Louie HaHa" Attanasio Jr

The origin of the name is funny to me.