The Ugliest Gangster

We got the scariest and the craziest... I want to embrace my superficial side.. Whos the ugliest?

Monk Eastman?



Socks Lanza?



Louis Amberg?



I've read about this one guy named Charlie "Monkeyface" Genker that used to work with Mike de pike Heitler. Apparently he couldve won some contests in his day (couldnt find his pic )


Is there another gangster who takes the title?

Also if pictures can be included that would be great.

peter gotti?

fat andy ruggiano


a face only a mother could love

Louis "Black Louie" Saccaroma
1895-1986
Genovese Crime Family member who was active in Miami, Florida as a narcotics trafficker, gambler and promotor of fixed boxing matches and horse races.

John Nardi



Ignazio Lupo (Saietta)

Ignazio Lupo isn't that ugly compared with the others.

We already have a winner!

I wonder what Joe thinks about this topic.

Joe Mama?

I hate you.

This is kinda like when they were debating the ugliest world leader on "Seinfeld."

Elaine: "I got news for you. Golda Meir could make 'em all run up a tree."

oh my he is fucking horrible ...

What about the Chicken man? I think he takes the cake.


Salvie was very lucky he acquired his mothers looks.

I've read his face is scarred from a severe case of chicken pox. That's not why they call him the Chicken man though.

TG looks like a pre-op Kardashian.

This thread is kinda gay lol Phil Testa Hands Down Ugliest motherfucker of all time..and that thing up top looks a pre historic creature of some sorts (the grazino guy thats related to that monkey womens on tv)

Was there a thread on here saying that some men find her attractive that big babboon on mob wives

Joe Schmucks?

Thats what you call a dicknose

Whose the guy at the bottom it looks like manny something from boardwalk empire

I'm going with Testa. My vote is in. You may quote me.

Seriously guys:

Anyone have any larger pics of the chicken man so everyone can see how scarred his face actually was. It is hard to tell with the pics I posted

what a beaut! him and nardi win in my opinion!

yeah he aint pretty ... it's gotta be Black Louie though

"Seriously guys:"

hahaha is that Sloth from Goonies?

Chicken man looks like Bill Murray a lil (on his worst day)~

great pics guys. funny shit. i especially liked the seinfeld reference and pre op kardashian pizzaboy

He looks like something from The Dawn OF The Dead, bet he still had the women though..

^^^^ He has a certain Vampiro look about him. And what woman never had the vampire fantasy? Anyone?

This guy is not well known. They call him Howard "Big Bang" Wolowitz. He's as homely as any of the guys previously mentioned, but in the fashion department, he certainly gives Basciano and Gotti a run for their money.

I can see him as head of the Genovese family,they will welcome him happily..

Thank you sir.

It's Cropsey!

I feel bad for any whore that had intercourse with that Dawn of the Dead lookin' guy. He's a real looker let me tell ya!

Coffeecake ???

I gotta say, Fat Tony Salerno wasn't easy to look at. Most people only recall the pictures of him as an old man at the Commission trial. But I remember him sitting outside his club around the corner from my grandparents apartment building back in the '70s, and I've also seen pictures of him as a much younger guy. And he could scare the paint off a fucking wall .

Some people grow into their looks. Some people age badly. Salerno is definitely in the former camp.

I wouldn't say he was ugly as an old man but he definitely resembled a pig as a younger man.

Would he have been intimidating to a young man like you in the 70's, PB, or would he be harmless enough?

Well, he certainly didn't have that "kindly old grandfather" facade going on (like most pictures of Carlo Gambino seem to display), if that's what you mean. He had a permanent scowl on his face. Tony's brother was much more affable.

We all know beauty comes from within so therefor ALL gangsters are ugly.




Yup I threw up a little when I wrote that.

how about that hunchback, Riccobene for Philly that was in the war with Safo

That photo of Phil Testa was the pic AFTER the nail bomb explosion.

I always thought Ray Patriarca's son Ray Jr was kinda ugly as he got older. There's one picture of him shown on an espn documentary about the Providence Mafia (you can still find it on youtube). He was balding pretty badly and wearing some pretty big glasses, and huge lips too!

In Mark Silverman's book it did show a picture of Jr. as a young man in one of his mugshots. He wasn't half bad looking when he was young (I guess being the boss took its toll on him!). Ray Sr always aged pretty well in my opinion though.

LOL, his face looks like it caught on fire and somebody tried to put it out with an ice pick!

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Yo those little snappers that were popular in the 60 -early 90's you could throw them and they'd brust even on your face or arm. They had some chemical in them some blk substance tied ina white tissues like paper ...think they were called snappers not sure if that's the brand name,,but it looks like Sal as a kid threw them on to his face

Greg DePalma

There seems more than enough to go around...

Sebastian LaRocca

If TG's eyes were any further apart, they would be called ears.
By the way, Neil Dellcroce could stop a tidal wave with his looks.

^^ he should have been given life for fathering Renee

You guys forgot the always ugly Joe Ciancaglini of Philly. That man would scare the skin off an alligator with his ugliness. He would also scare the trunk off an elephant. In fact , he was so damn ugly, when he would commit a crime, the cops would be forced to look the other way.

Vinnie teresa

You guys forgetting Jabba the Hutt?

I think when he got older, he started looking like he was ready to barf at all times. Same with Red Levine. Horrible looking people. Ugly beyond words.

jake guzik, peter gotti.

What do you think of this beauty?

I can't stop laughing lol