Mob quotes, lines etc.

mine from Paul The Waiter Ricca:

Ricca frequently overruled Nitti's orders by saying:

"We'll do it this way. Now let's hear no more about it!"

Roy DeMeo's line after Joe Brocchini punched him and gave him a black eye was quality.

"Some schmuck sucker punched me but its the last important thing he ever did"

"Stop sending me those fucking novels. How many times do I gotta fucking repeat myself for you. I don't read them! It's like I told you I don't like meatballs and all you did was give me meatballs." - John Gotti to his daughter Vicki

"god is a fag!"-john gotti

i don't know how true it is but "go get your fuckin shinebox"-billy bats devino

"thank god for the jury system" - nicky scarfo

roy always did have a way with words

"don't worry about him he's not staying for dinner" -roy demeo to dominick montigello after dom looks at a murder victim strung upside down in the shower

That is actually my favorite Gotti quote . "God is a motherfucking fag" is what he said. Love it.

gerry anguilo when he got pinched at dinner " i ll b back before my porkchops are cold "

Not a line as such but they do say a picture is worth a 1000 words.

Imagine when the cops bust into Vinny the Chins house and found him in the shower with an umbrella!!!!

LMAO

As Gigante told a prison guard who wondered if younger inmates were bothering him: “Nobody fucks with me.”

My favorite Gotti line is this one:

"5, 10 years from now... they gonna wish there was American Cosa Nostra... 5, 10 years from now... They gonna miss John Gotti"

What a great philosopher he was.

This is definitely classic. Everytime I picture it I crack up.

This is definitely classic. Everytime I picture it I crack up.

"This is stupidity from down the line. I can't even identify two people in the indictment -- uh, uh, the Sea Monster, Sigmund the Sea Monster. I'm not away 100 years. I'm only away seven years. Where do these creatures emerge from?" - John Gotti

i guess john gotti just has the best quotes.......the most arrgoant of them all....go figure lol

Yeah I agree. As much I despise crime, I can't help but love the guy for entertaining me this much.

yeah i like that

When Joey Testa and Anthony Senter were convicted and got life,the judge proceeded to read the rest of the sentence,which included a fine for Anthony Senter.
Anthony shouted "I'll send you a check"

Not long after Dominick Montiglio got out of the army, his uncle Nino "aquired" a small Italian ices shop.
Nino offered to let Dom run the store for him.
Dom thought about it for a while and mentioned it to his mother (Nino's sister).
Dom's mother told him to stay away from the place because she had heard that a man had been shot there a while back.
Dom replied "Only in Brooklyn can a guy get shot selling ice cream"

LOL

Some of the more entertaining quotes I've read have come from Mikey Boy Paradiso.



And now my favorite quote of his....



http://www.nysun.com/new-york/mobsters-mouth-may-shut-him-in-forever/33347/

"I did 19 years with ni***ers and I had better Christmases..." That's beautiful.

"Want some coffee?" - Mad Sam DeStefano, to any law enforcement officers visiting him at home.

Sam or his wife were pissing in the coffee prior to serving the lawmen. Roemer relates this story of the unusual tasting coffee at Mad Sam's house in his book, "The Enforcer".

Mad Sam had a wife? That poor, poor woman. Unless her name was Aileen Wuornos I imagine she was forced in to that coffee trick.

sick folks

This guy is probably the biggest lunatic in the history of organized crime. It's a mystery to me that he wasn't clipped much sooner.

I didn't see the second part at first so I got started thinking about Mrs. Doyle.

Evidently, pissing in the coffee was not the worst thing Sam ever forced on her. According to American Mafia (American Mafia):

With DeStefano around nobody was safe. At one point, as he was riding in his car, he saw a black man walking down a Chicago street. DeStefano forced the man into his car at gun point, took the man to his house and forced the man and his own wife to have sex with each other, all for some real or imagined grievance DeStefano had with his wife. Afterward, the black man was so mortified and scared he was going to be accused of rape, he went to the nearest police station and reported the incident.

"No bum talks about a bum."-Carlo Gambino,
u think thats realy his qoute?

John Stanfa talking about getting Gaeton Lucibello so he could kill him.

I agree Sonny and can only think of one plausible reason.

MONEY

DeStefano was a tremendous earner.

I would not want to know how DeStefano made his money...

yeah mad sam seems to be the most out there mob guy ive ever heard about. it does seem like chicago produced more true blue psychopaths than new york. when you hear about chicago's pyschos its usually extreme tourtous stuff like this

Ricca and Giancana liked having people like Mad Sam around or at least at the end of a leash. I guess when you're in a business like that it's good to have some truly insane people at your beck and call.

I know what you mean.
He was a great person to have around to scare people.

"Do as I say or I'll send Mad Sam round to your house!"

He was a brilliant mathematician. "If there are 25 men in debt to me, I'll kill 10 so that the 15 left pay extra. 5/15 will still try to hold out on me, so I'll shove icepicks up the balls of those guys. And if one guy might contemplate suicide, I'll leave him chained to my radiator." When it came to making cash, he was a torturous Gerard Pappa. In the 70's, the Outfit was just awful. Remember, Spilotro didn't get made for any of his casino stuff. He got made for crushing Billy Mcarthy's head with industrial equipment. And I believe it was James 'Turk' Torrello who was caught on wiretap implying that he had eliminated multiple victims with a MEDIEVAL RACK - the victim(s) died of dehydration, as once their joints popped, they sweated out all the fluids in their body.

And those were the guys who believed themselves to be "gentlemen" compared with New York...

I think most of the Outfit's soldiers were real scum. But those were the scum you knew you would pay you're depts to...

stick to the theme

"Well, I hope you're satisfied. 63 of our top guys made by the cops."

- Sam Giancana to Stefano Magaddino after the Apalachin raid



"We don't break our captains. We kill them."

- Vincent "The Chin" Gigante



"So what’s the story with Carmine? Does he get in the backseat of the car and think someone has stolen the steering wheel?"

- John Gotti inquiring about his son-in-law



"You have the balls to be Underboss but not the brains."

- Robert DiBernardo to Angelo Ruggiero



"It's not your fucking business to think."

- Fat Tony Salerno to Vincent DiNapoli

"I think it's time to get a new toast" - Salvatore Santoro, Lucchese Underboss, to Tony "Ducks" Carollo, Fat Tony Salerno, Carmine Persico and the others convicted in the Commission Case.

After sentencing, the convicted and their lawyers had one last Italian meal, during which Carollo made the traditional toast of "Cent'anni" (may we live 100 years).

"Get off the phone, n*%g$r"

and

"No one will ever kill me, they wouldn't dare."

Carmine Galante

"Donnie, that is the Atlantic Ocean, I am telling you"

Benjamin "Lefty Guns" Ruggiero to Donnie Brasco while looking at Lake Michigan while in Chicago and Milwaukee.

I meant to post this ages ago. Oh well.

"This one's for Carmine!" Greg Scarpa, blowing away a rival faction member during the Colombo War of the 90's.

"Aargh! My pacemaker fell out!" Joey Teitlebaum, Florida businessman who wore a wire against the mob. When the recording device fell out of his clothes, he yelled out the above, scooped it up and ran out of the building.

"Mamma-mia, why-a dey doo dis to me?" Recorded (somewhat racistly verbatim) by Australian newspapers in the 30's after Queensland Black-Hander Vincenzo D'Agostino's house was blown up with him in it. Apparantly the only person that turned up at his funeral was the paid undertaker.

thats a great scarpa line

He never said that

I'm in the Gotti family, my wifes the boss - Gotti

According to hitman turned informant Charles Crimaldi, one time Sam made his wife Anita take his gun, put the end of the barrel in her mouth, and demanded that she pull the trigger to kill herself. Anita pulled the trigger and the gun didn't go off. Sam began to laugh and told her that he removed the bullets. He would tell this story over and over again to his mob buddies for amusement.

FBI Agent William F. Roemer wrote that he would go to Sam's house to question him about mob business and on a few occasions, DeStefano would walk down the stairs in his pajamas exposing himself. Often Sam's wife Anita would serve the agents coffee and the agents would comment that the coffee had a unique taste to it. Sam would claim the coffee was special Italian coffee beans that his wife brewed. Months later Roemer found out that Sam had been urinating in the coffee before it was served to the agents. Roemer wrote he could never drink coffee again in his life.

This is really funny: During one court date in Rockford, as usual he served as his own lawyer and confused everyone in the courtroom when he approached the jury and asked, "Have you ever seen an elephant?" Moments later DeStefano suddenly changed his plea to guilty, telling the jury, "something had come to light that I had not known before." The jury found him guilty and fined him $100 for disorderly conduct.

I believe that was the more clever, paraphrased version from HBO's Gotti. The real comment went something like, "I'm the boss of my own family. My wife and kids."

My all-time favorite mob related quotes are from crooked fed Paul Rico mouthing off to Congress. My lord those were some killer one liners.

In response to accusations of showing little remorse for framing 4 men for murder: "Would you like tears or something? What do you want, tears?"

When asked how he felt about what the families of the men he framed went through while they were in prison: "It would probably make a nice movie or something."

"A fish with his mouth closed never get's caught"

"I´ll do it standing on my head"

- Albert Anastasia when sentenced to a prison term for contempt.

Hahaha Amazing, hilarious. Up there with 'The Chin's' shower / umbrella story!

Who was it that told the judge hurry up and give him the 100years in the commission case.

You got to admit, chin had a hilarious sense of humor! Pissing on parking meters ! I mean how many guys think, "Oh shit, the feds are coming ill go stand in the shower fully dressed with an umbrella"! Lmao! That book by his daughters actually a good read, talks about the weird shit hed do, the guy was fuckin hilarious!

The funniest Chin story for me is when they brought him into get arrainged he was asking, "where is the bride" "what time does the weeding start"

Tom Mix Santora

Raymond Patriarca talkin to the senate committe,about the Godfather book ...

"Look in my opinion it was a good book,imma diabetic,ive got a short memmory,if you asked me to repeat some of the lines,i wouldnt know.To me it was a lot of fiction,a lot...you know...good sellin,ppl like to read that after all the publicity you ppl give it,about organized crime and all this kind of stuff,ppl would die for it to go out and buy it,you can come with one tomorrow with the Patriarca papers and make a million dollars with it i guess...you know what i mean?!"

Ir'a because he knew how to play the system when the deck was stacked against him. He knew he it would make headlines and a jury that's not a mob historian might actually believe the guy has mental health issues. Jurys are a crap shoot, some people may see the defendant and look at the prosecutor and the evidence and be like wow this could be my brother nephew father etc... when he shot costello he went on the run and lost weight he was well schooled ...I don't know by who I need to read a good book about the Genovese Family

"I just make-a the pepperoni,for the pizza,that's all!"
- Vic Cotroni

John Gotti while in his Attorneys high rise office building threatened him saying " I'll show you a faster way to the ground than that elevator"

phil leotardo when ordering nj to be whacked - " there aint no scraps in my scrap book. make it happen." then leaves the room.

or carmine lupertazzi on the phone to tony s ordering the hit on jonny sack. "alright then ill talk to yah"

While being processed after being sentenced to life, Gotti says to his lawyer "the judge sure knows how to hurt a guy with that $50 fine".

Sal Polisi said Gotti once said, "The only crime that should get a life sentence is cheating on your wife."

I also like when Frank Costello said he was raised like a mushroom.

"Two stand-up guys at a sit-down, that's nice and dopey." -Foxy Jerothe

"One hand washes the other; both hands wash the face..." -Sam Giancana

"Because I'm the fucking boss" The late great Tony Salerno


"Tell them guys, Fat Tony said Fitzsimmons for Teamster president. And that's final" Fat Tony Salerno