Mob application form

Just for fun......

State your Full Name (Either fore or last name MUST be of Italian descent)


Which neighbourhood did you grow up in (please give the names of at least 6 or 7 persons who can verify this - WE WILL BE CHECKING)





Please list any previous criminal convictions (the more the better, use extra sheets of paper if need be)





Please state at least 2 locations that you know of that would be a suitable body dumping ground



How many local buisnesses can you shake down per week? (this question multiple choice)
* less than 5
*5-12
*12-20
*More than 20


Which of the following skills do you posess? (tick as many as are applicable)

# I'm proficient in the use of an aceteylene torch
# I can attach a silencer to a .22 without blasting a hole in my own hand
# I can bypass alarm systems
# I can alter vehicle VIN numbers
# I can spot a fugazi
# I'm good with explosives
# I'm good with numbers and taking illegal bets
# I'm an awesome getaway driver
# I'm skilled in tampering with juries
# I'm a skilled truck Hyjacker
# I'm a mean killer - Tony Mirra cant hold a candle to me
# I bribe cops to supply me with information


Do you currently have a stupid nickname? (If not, one will be appointed for you)



Final declaration.
By submitting this form you agree to answer only with the words "talk to my lawyer" when arrested, you agree to pass on half of all your cash to your capo, shoot stool pigeons on sight, accept a no-show job, conduct all buisness conversations with the radio or TV turned up, report any of your peers to the boss immiedatley if he displays any kind of homosexual behaviour
You also agree to carry your money in a roll and not a wallet

Signed ............................

LOL! Well done.

You should add these two in the final declaration.

*You can't have a mustache.
*You can only answer with the words "That's a complete falsehood".