The Don Reaches 17,000

Since people were complaining about these thread titles being misleading, I wanted to make this one as clear as possible.

To my pal JG!! You are a great Don, whose frienship I cherish. I would gladly kiss your ring, but could you take it out of your back pocket this time???? Please???

JG, all kidding aside, you are a treasure and a pleasure. Congratulations and Tanti baci!!!

I thought you were going to bed?? :p
But in any event, thanks sweetheart!

Congratulations JG! Thanks for maintaining such a great community on-line, where we can escape from work and have a good time.

Hugs and kisses,
Afs~

He's perverted and violent, and he's friends with DM...

...but he does have arms and legs!

What a man!

Truly, thanks for everything, Geoff. You're caring and funny, and too sweet for words.

Congrats!

Shouldn't you 'Mericans all be asleep by now? :p

Geoff, congratulations on 17,000!

You're boards are one of the finest ever, and I'm sure one day, you will be a great guy.

I am NOT violent!!! :p

Great. I'm still just mediocre... thanks!

Congrats,Keep up the good work

17,000?
How does it feel to be No.2, JG, always behind Irishman?

Enzo's line is just classic. To add my compliments as well:

Im sure one day you'll be mature, well-educated, nice and caring.

In the meantime, keep that sissy avatar o yours, and let all the potential hardcore new members who think of joining this forum to be scared away the minute they see the "Don" of this board is playing with dolls and with other small objects.

(maybe its time to switch to Carmen Sandiego?...."where in the world is Carmen Sandiego?"

Ok, Im just kidding, you're a good kid. So here's your fav sandwich. My gift to you:

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CUT TO: Don Malta's congratulation thread. We hear the music 'The Godfather Tarentella' -day :


DON CARDI : (rehearsing his lines as SC passes him) "Don Malta, I am honored and grateful that you have invited me to your website...on the day of your 17,000th post. And may your next 17,000 be a masculine 17,000."

SICILIAN BABE: "DonMichaelCorleone, that man over there is talking to himself. See that scary guy over there"


CARDI'S VOICE : "...on your 17,000th post..."

DMC : (after glancing over at Cardi) "He's a very scary guy."


SB : "Well, who is he? What's his name?"


DMC : " His name is Don Cardi -- an' he helps Geoff out sometimes."


[Cardi stands up, facing DMC and SB, seemingly coming toward them]

SB : " Oh, DMC, wait a minute; he's coming over here..."

SC (appearing in view) "DMC!"

DMC :"Oh!"

SC: (embracing Michael) "Heh...! You look terrific!"

DMC : "My moderator, SC -- this is Sicilian Babe."

(then, SC exits to sign Cardi into the Don's website)

CUT TO: The General Discussion Forum, Don Malta's website -day


DON CARDI : (after kissing Geoff's left cheek): " Don Malta, I am honored and grateful that you have invited me to your website... (then, after realizing he messed up his rehearsed lines, he fails to recover) ..on the day of your 17,000th post. And I hope that the next 17,000 be a masculine 17,000. I pledge my ever-ending loyalty." --

[Members acting like kids post in the thread and then are banned by SC]

(then, as Don Cardi hands Don Malta a case full of Stolis )

"For the weekend."


DON MALTA : "Thank you, Cardi, my most valued friend."


DON CARDI : "Don Malta, I'm gonna leave you now, because I know you are busy."


DON MALTA : " Thank you."


[SC signs Cardi off]


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Don Cardi

17,000? I think the last 500 were posted last night talking about his legs.

Congrats to Don McDreamy!

Don Geoffy,

It is such a pleasure being part of the GBB family. Because of you my family thinks I've lost my mind, I've been able to meet some of the best people on earth, make some great friends, tasted your tongue, see GF filming locations and put ALOT of miles on my car. So please never take the BB away from us or I will come there and hurt you or jinks your fantasy sports teams

Congrats on your 17,000. You are a great Don and a great friend. I am looking forward to seeing you at the next BB weekend how about Ceveland?

Well at least I knew by the title "this" was a congrat's thread! SB you could have been a little creative and maybe title it "Wow Waldo" or something. :p

Geoff my friend, congratulations to you. Did you have any idea when you started this BB that you were creating a place that would become the "family" that it is? Thanks so much for giving me (and all of us) the opportunity to meet and make friends from around the world. You are the "perfect" person to head a board like this; patient, easy-going, friendly and have a wonderful sense of humor. Only what's this about your legs??? Did you post pictures? I missed it.

I too look forward to the next BB meet in sunny California!! :p

TIS

Let's hope you can figure out which avatar you want by the time the next 17,000 roll around, so that maybe by then the Yankees can win another World Series. :p

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Felicitaciones Don Malta!
Congratulazioni Don Malta!
Félicitations Don Malta!

Congratulations Don Malta!

Don't you have a life, Don Malta?

Just kidding. COngrats.

To my Don ........ Congrats!!!!!! It is great to know you. Thanks for being a friend.

DS

How could I go to bed knowing you were still up?? Oops, that didn't come out right, did it??

hi Don JG. Congrats!

GoodFella

Congrats JG!
I would like to give you a hug, and a bottle of Stoli. But since you never came to see me, I'm obliged to give you my best wishes... only.

Boy, does he! Don't forget the dreamy eyes.

Congrats, JG!

Congrats, boss!

I'll drink a Stoli Screwdriver (or 3) in your honor! And maybe a martini (or 3)...and maybe a Vodka Seven (or 3)

17k for Our Don! But...he controls the counter!
I demand an independent audit by Price, Waterhouse...

Congrats, Don!

If I controlled the counter, I wouldn't have HALF as many posts as I12... :rolleyes:

Congrats, Tinkerbell. :p

Congratulations to the founder of the feast.

To one of the most good-natured people I know...

Congrats JG!