Post a picture!

Is that first one digitally enhanced or is that real?

Why would it be digitally enhanced?

Lake Mapourika is located on the West Coast of New Zealand's South Island. It lies five kilometres north of Franz Josef Glacier, and drains into the Okarito Lagoon. It is the largest of the west coast lakes, a glacier formation from the last iceage. The glacier melt waters no longer drain into the lake, it is filled with fresh rain water which runs though the surrounding forest floor, collecting tannins,giving it its dark colour. As the winds of the region sweep high above the mountains of the Southern Alps, the water is left unruffled and quite reflective of the forest on the lake finges.

It's just interesting how the water just seemingly drops off into the cloudy mist without any sort of prior disturbance that might indicate the presence of a waterfall. The picture almost looks too perfect to be an actual photograph, but I'll take your word for it.

Did you even click on the link?

And I'm the last one you need to be preaching to about stereotypes. So just stop right there.

Did you even click on the link?

And I'm the last one you need to be preaching to about stereotypes. So just stop right there. [/b][/quote]I did click on the link and read it all!!

A good definition for beauty, I'd say.

A good definition for beauty, I'd say. [/b][/quote]Yh it is beautiful

It's absolutely scorching hot out here and I just have to laugh at the goths wearing huge ass black coats.

LOL

arrrrrrrrrrr

Hey, take two of these, they'll make you FLY!

What a big disaster!

Nice Guy Eddie, that's one hell of a truck. I love the classic cars. Like the kinds from the 30's and 40's.

This is my Uncle Frankie. He passed away on May 5th,2006. I saw him almost everyday of my life. My family and I miss him alot. It's like when you see someone everyday of your life and you expect him to just walk in the door with the newspaper..I'm sorry, I can't stop talking about him.lol.

I am so sorry for your loss LaFamiglia. It wasnt long ago either! When you think of him think of him when you had laughs etc.

Thank you. I never lost anyone so dear to me. It's still new to me.

As you go through life these things happen! But thats not to mean you cant pick yourself up and have fun in life!
Sorry again.

Now, back away from your computer screen. This effect will work at different distances for different people, but you should see the two characters swap over! As you come closer to the screen again, they revert to their original characters. Spooky or what!

I found that this didnt work for me either i did it wrong or it dont work!

Squint your eyes at those photos. I can see those faces vaguely changing. Nicely done.

It sort of works

Who are these WALTER MOSCA?

Has any body got google earth its great!

ASSHOLE!!!!

I hope Dallas sweeps them.

Don Andrew, (or anyone else) who's the guy in the first picture? I wouldn't mind googling him to see the full tattoo on his right shoulder.

Rasheed Wallace

Ahhh...sweet victory.

YES, power to the Mavericks!

I don know any of these

Better left unknown.

Oh ok

They're the 2005-06 NBA Western Conference Champion Dallas Mavericks (NBA Basketball team)

That's not a tongue. It's definitely a thick slice of ham.

JG is our resident "tongue" expert.

Walter, do you come from england?

J'habite en Ecosse, madame

Oh ok you live in scotland!

Cool

And there was a tree beneath that platform of dust, wherefrom there shone a climate of fulfilment and banishment of intoxication. Beneath this facade of jubilation, there lay an uncanny sort of rhythm which flowed unto the senses and became, at once, at one with myself. I had not, in my memory, come across such sensibilities of nature before. It conjured in me all sorts of feelings and glee.

Why post a picture when the words say it all?

Careful, or you'll get yourself some Sweet Chin Music

Is he in The Village People? :p

I dont know??

He's just a sexy boy. (Sexyyy boyyyy)
He's not your boy toy.

Oh and he thinks hes cute, he knows hes sexy, and he definately has the looks that drive the girls wild.

He's got the moves.. that really move em. He sends chills.. up and downn your spine..

He makes you hot.
He makes you shiver.
Your knees get weak.. whenever heees around.

You see him walk.
You hear him talk.
He makes you feeeel.. LIKE YOU'RE ON CLOUD NINE!!!!

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

He's the main event! The showstoppa! The icon! THE HEART BREAK KID!!!

SHAWWWWWWWN MICHAELLLSSS!!!

AKA Bogey's favorite wrestler

I get the feeling like your mind will no longer let you spend your hours of existence meandering around this board much longer Capo.

Google earth is the worst thing to happen since Bush. Let's just turn everyone into a god damn inhabitant of a giant ant farm.

Why not shaved?

...Ah, the questions that elude us as 12:54 in the morning.

lol

You think you're so cool, long_lost_corleone, when you're really just a big stinky boar testicle. I said it.

Quick, name one good thing about long_lost_corleone other than the fact that I find him sexually attractive and I'm trying to mask those feelings through rage? That's what I thought.

I will eat your flesh from it's face, Valenti!

Oh... Who am I kidding. I can't resist you. I... must paint you...

Fuck you, corleone! I wouldn't let you paint me if you were the last...very attractive...kid on Earth! I'll fuck your severed collarbone!

Well, then it's a good thing I'm into that kind of thing!... Because... er... otherwise... that could be very painful... And bizarre...

Indeed.

Nice picture, J...

And as for YOU, corleone...I'll see you on the drag, daddy-o.

The simple pleasures of horny cactus penis porcelain clowns.

To say youv just joined your pretty argument-prone! (No offense)Valenti

Call me Val, sweetcheeks. And long_lost_corleone is a horrible person. I've seen him eat young children's hearts.

Young children's hearts are tasty.

Not unlike candy, but you'd have to ask corleone about that mess.

Heart is a tad last-week. This Sunday's special is just a big fat heep of the raw brain of a human, with a siding of the blood of the innocent, collected from the patron's of St. Francis Cathedral.

I know what you mean most people on discussion have a horrible personality. Iv come to a disision that your not one of them.

http://www.dictionary.com

I didnt want to go on that link thankyou.

Don't worry, it's not what you think. It's actually Portugese pornography. Ever see two blonde twin sisters make love to a bustling coyote?

Hot damn, the Portugese are weird fucker's...

I think you have entered the wrong link in as all i see is dictionary. com and on it it tells you meanings and things

No, trust me. It's porn.

corleone, he...he doesn't ever lie. I want you to remember that. If he says he raped an old woman, he raped an old woman. If he says that he hijacked an airplane and ate some peanuts, well, I think you get the point.

*chews cigar*

Well, in that case, I recomend looking up the definition of "sarcasm".

Ok so when i click on the link then where do i click? As theres nothing not that i want to see it

Don't you worry about the bad man, 'Sis...I'll pwotect you.

Corleone can't hurt a fly, anyway. You hear that, cockroach!? I'll fight you to the end!

Thanks Val

This just became my favorite thread.

'Val' would you like to join me and LLC in feasting upon the limbs of newborns? And cheesy-bread?

I'll have nothing to do with your...cheesy bread.

Cheese makes me break out in CANCER. On my FACE.

...

True story.

More cheesybread for me, then.

I assume you'll partake in the baby-eating though, right?

Well, of course. Baby meat is prime veal, chewy, but juicy.

Since words are off-topic:

LLC, I like the new Pic you're using. That's probably my second fav pic of Hunter.

The Doc

Corleone can get some good avatars. He's a good source.

BOOM! Headshot.

Pretty sick to say something like that, no?

Pretty sick to say something like that, no? [/b][/quote]Yes, admittedly in bad taste.

Maybe Don Andrew got carried away by all the bad taste, lately.

Like the Ghostbusters get carried away by the psychomagnetheric slime?

Listen to your heart

Sorry i just thought of saying that.

NO! NO! PLEASE! Don't think...NO THINKING FROM YOU!

""""FROM ME""""?!

Um...yea ok.

Parked in Sonny's spot.

That house is an absolute mansion! I Love it!

Do you know what its from?

Dunno, all im bothered about is its cooler than what we get!

hahahahahahahhah

my GOD, I'm sure even my FATHER would know what movie thats from

my GOD, I'm sure even my FATHER would know what movie thats from [/b][/quote]Memories huh DMC

Is that Clemenza's house?

"hey, watch the kids"

Mr.Jackson is just so cool

SNAKES ON A PLANE!!!!!

Here's another one for ya Bogz

Pssst... Hey! Pick me! Pick me!

Here is a hint. Look at the name of this site.

Pssst... Hey! Pick me! Pick me!

Here is a hint. Look at the name of this site. [/b][/quote]My God! Do I have to spell it out for the girl...I guess so...

It's GEOFF'S house! :rolleyes:

That's just the weekend home. That's where he has is lavish acid parties, and rage induced sexual espionage. It's just for show, anal sex, and needle drugs.

During the week, he just hangs out somewheres in Jersey, and sticks with light stimulants and cheap porn.

That's just extremely unsettling. I think I'm going to go give myself a vasectomy and wash my eyes with hydrochloric acid.

My personal favorite:



:p

I know, mine too. My dad recognised it from Mafia! straight away.

Does she come with the system? :p

I used to be in love with Robert Wadlow.

That face is the most bone-chilling image in all of cinema, surely.

I may have seen scarier.

Does she come with the system? :p [/b][/quote]I sure hope so.

Yet Naomi Watts is so beautiful.



...and so is Laura Harring

I think spanish men and women are beautiful

I DARE anybody to find a better mugshot

Did you hear they're going to start replaying all of the PeeWee's Playhouse shows on Adult Swim?

YESSSSSSS The 80's are back

That is how beautiful Australia is

Hmmmm....Australia is rather pink...

Someone has to mention . . .

That's great! I've never seen that one before. Does anyone know why he was arrested?

Drunk Driving, I believe.

What I would do to physically lick that canvas.

Crouch once hes scored a goal!

Who's on the right? Harrison Jr.?

Yup. Dhani Harrison.

They look just like their dads.

Makes me sad.

A friend of mine made this one, thought it was pretty good:

Not a bad photoshop, but he needs to "blend" the face more with the bill...right now it looks too obviously fake because the quality of the face is superior to that of the bill.

Yeah good point

Did you know that this photo existed?



John Lennon and the man who would kill him less than 7 hours later.

Now that makes me sad.

At least that fucker has been denied parole whenever it comes up (which is due again this coming October).

BTW - hooray, he's locked up in Attica! :p

Cool, huh

And this one...


And maybe this one...


Not forgetting the aligator man...


Sweet dreams

The image of Chapman and Lennon is one of the most chilling I've ever seen.

I was trying to figure out what this one was a picture of, and I've come to the conclusion; it's obviously two ghosts fornicating, doggy style, while the nondominant one snorts a long hard line of cocaine. Obviously.

Cut it out with your hypothetical scientific mumbo jumbo.

Apologies. Allow me to translate my thinking into Lehman's Terms.

THEY GETTIN IN OOOOOOON!

They cant do that in the presence of a child!
She'll grow up all weird.

First picture is definitely fake - the eyes are whited out, which generally is a give away for trying to hide a camera flash.

Second is hard to tell, but I'd guess fake just because I've never seen something that "weird," though the brightness on the head and the ass make it a bit more suspect. :p

Third is definitely a photoshop.

Alligator man I think has also been proven to be a fake, much like the Mermaid at Snopes.

Would that be this one?

That's not a mermaid at all; it's Rick Flair in fish-form.

Here's a couple of my pickup and my new bike:

Those are awesome. How'd you pick those up?

The truck I bought from a guy in Texas.....I've done quite a bit of work to it. The bike I got from a friend of mine about a month ago, I added the ape hangers......the stock bars were uncomfortable.

Supposedly an incredibly bad movie, but wow, what a fantasticly 80's-ish poster. I love it.

I've been getting really into Elliott Smith's music as of lately. A shame he is now deceased.

This summer.

In an action-packed cinematic expierience you will never forget.

Coleman.

Hasselhoff.

Kicking Your Ass.

Thought id post a beautiful Picture of My cat Susie

And I thought I'd post a picture of my beautiful Rabbit.

Did you back over it LLC or something

No.

Mother says it's just taking a nap.

Looks like it.

Looks like it. :rolleyes:

Hey, el el see.

Looks like it. :p :rolleyes:

I have a simple response for you: OMGLOLBBQ

Bulley.

???

Ewwwwwwwwwwwwww

That's weird. I thought there was something fishy about that picture, so I magnified it.

What was THIS doing in there?

LLC - Its called "British Teeth" , nothing to wonder about

Oh wait...you probably meant the tie

PSSST bogey- check my last post in "books you just read"

Edit : Ok, Im not THAT dumb (Im smaht!)- I just read LLC's post again, and got the asshole joke instead of my poor understanding of his joke, silly me...still, that tie is HORRIBLE!

Edit 2 : thats my 666th post - no wonder its such a disaster!

I need to "change my oil"

Everywhere I go, I see scantily clad women.

Meh.

Ah, one of the many pleasures of being male

That dame looks familiar.

Who is she?

No idea. Saw her on Maxim\'s website

Oh, just some random hooker they paid to put a little bit of clothing on...

I thought she looked familiar.

What happens in the handicapped bathroom stall stays in the handicapped bathroom stall.

Wow, she had you in the handicapped stall too? What a skank. And a boring one at that. Can't even get a little variety in her escapades.


In other news, I found this little sonofabitch in my backyard just now.



Now let's hear the collective 'Awwww'..

Why do you call
an animal that? Its innocent!

Its not innocent. The little bugger had the audacity to be born in MY BACKYARD! I don't think so! That little piece of CHIT!

JUST FOR THAT, I'm going to slice and dice him up and fillet him! Anyone interested? El el see? Mmmm deer jerky? DVC, I know its not a cat or dog, so you may not be interested, but you can have some as well.

I say we sodomize it, skin it into a rug, and then eat any remains like liver, eyeballs, and sexual reproductive organs.

With fava beans.

I thought Jeffery Dahmer got killed?

Jeffery Dahmer ate people, not baby deer. Geesh.

Gia. She was beutiful.

Those are fucking great

Amazing.

wow those things are incredible

I cannot wait.

SNAKES ON A PLANE!!!!!!!!! HOLY SHIT!!!!!!!!!

I know, I can't wait. I made a date to go see it with someone about a month ago, but I think I'm getting stood up. *coughcough* Ahem. Amen. Heh.

Interesting stuff Capo. What brought those feelings on?

I actually did those over a year ago, for my Art at school; the subject was photography, and I explored it with the notion that if the camera never lies, it cannot tell the ultimate truth. Only through photo manipulation, however crude, can you filter some sort of external context into the frame.

The bull-decapitation scene in Apocalypse Now with the iconographic picture of 'Nam and napalm; the stars and stripes conquering Hiroshima as if it were a lonely planet; but my favourite is this one:

Cary Grant?

Oui, oui.

I was just thinking of how much Harry Potter star Daniel Radcliffe has changed so much since 2001. He has seemed to grow up too quick.

This was him in 2001!



And this is him like NOW!!!

Puberty

Yeah im not thick you know! :p

Don't take it personal :p

All I did was put up a link that explained what happened to him over the last 5 years...sheesh.

my Girlfriend. hehe.

GoodFella

Hope this one works.Hope you can see it insted of Xs or something.Here goes.

This would be my husband.

Hilary Duff is absolutely hideous. She makes me want to vomit.

Oh, go wear all black clothes.

Who do you consider attractive?

Haley (?) isn't too bad though.

My Fav Football Image



[img] http://www.uglyfootballers.com/content/images/footballers/90's/pearce/images/pearce02.jpg [/img]



If only all of the english Squad had as much passion as psycho

stuart pearce is a true legend though lol sven goran-erikson had that kinda passion :rolleyes:

You, actually.

Rodman in action. Coooollllllll!

GoodFella

Found this on the net...



I never find myself ever doing this. Lets just hope the snakes are trained.

Let's hope the GUY is trained.

Yeah

Me neither, but I'm sure a lot of have people on this board have found themselves doing this. Shall we start a poll?

Yeah ok lets start a poll. And we should use the picture.

I have this as my avatar on two other forums I belong to (my username on those sites is The Dude, on account of my love for The Big Lebowski!)

Hey iv never seen you around these boards at all. Hi anyway!

Who are those two in your picture, Irishman?

The left one doesn't look bad at all.

Who me? If so, Hi back!

Left: Elish Cuthbert
Right: Camilla Belle

Who me? If so, Hi back! [/b][/quote]Yeah you Hi!

my desktop wallpaper. . .



GoodFella

Cool!

Thats now my Desktop background

LOL! Oh well! It doesnt matter he wont kill you will he?

Lemuria

Some of the best movies I've ever seen.

Can someone tell her to eat something?

Still better than Nicole Ricci

Tuche`

A few photos from my trip to germany



Sorr to give you a stiff neck on this one



This was two days earlier in Australia

The 3rd picture you have, I just got one of those beer mugs on Friday when I saw Beerfest at one of my local theaters.

FlipFlops and Livestrong


GoodFella

Cool,Make sure you have a nice cool beer in it

Beer anyone?


GoodFella

We don't drink light beer around here :p

Sorry DeNiro. its not what you think, its light on the Belly not on Alcohol content.

GoodFella

Yeah,thats what i thought,low in calories

Cam on Marble. . .



GoodFella

Below a new band I've discovered.

Liev for Dent/Two-Face!

Very imaginative picture. It's cool

What band are they Iceman?

This man is a BEAST

Ahh, my hero.


[ Large pictures need to be linked to so they don't disturb the board's layout. Thanks. --JG ]

Is this better?

http://animatedtv.about.com/library/graphics/SGPowerRays.jpg


[ NO, it's not better. Can't you see how BIG it is?? --JG ]

I just now saw this so sorry for not getting back to you earlier. The bands name is Lunatica, I forget what country they hail from though.

No problem, cool name.

How did you get Don Cardi's baby picture?

Goddamn the heavyweight boxing division. Absolute sewage.

Strength Through Unity, Unity Through Faith. You have my support Chancellor Sutler. ENGLAND PREVAILS!

lol

Cocaine sold seperately for that action figure

Looks like Jesus Christ to me.



Don Cardi

That's who I see as well.

Who Can guess who these guitars belonged to

THE mad genius.

I didn't know Harrison had an SG. Personally, I was a fan of his custom painted Stratocaster. That thing looked cool as a little person in a silly costume.

Just for you bogey

Just for you bogey

I saw Clapton, but same thing, right?

Where in the world was that poster posted? lol

Whoah havn't been on this for ages! I posted this thread as well! Well glad you all still like to post here.

My God.

Can't see you pic

A picture speaks a 1,000 words

Here's to you Marty!

He didn't post one. I believe he was responding to your sensual yet intensely creepy and weird sex-kitten. Weird-ass hippie.

Yes he knew that (didn't you paul) he was just saying what's my god all about post a picture instead lol!!!

.. the hell does that mean?

I'm honestly confused.

It means...

That he knew that MY GOD meant something about my picture. But he was saying that theres no need to comment badly on MY pic and say MY GOD. That's why he said Can't see your pic. Meaning no need so post a pic instead. Get that?

So then, we're not allowed to discuss the pictures that are posted?

Shhhh... shut up and open up to page 65 of your little red book.

The myspace ads are killing me. And I don't mean in the sense that I'm laughing. They're slowly deteriorating my brain.

I just thought this was funny

My Footballing hero

Is that what a man looks like? That looks like the guy in prison that would make me his girlfriend.

He's waiting just for you, big boy.

Nice bogey

I didn't even have to edit that. Haha.

WOW!

Grab 'em while they're hot, girls!!! (and guys!!)

Looking back at it, it looks more like a "Grab 'em whlie they're hot, boys" kind of picture, don't it?

Well with LLC and bogey "bringing sexy back" to the "Post a Picture" thread...I thought I'd make a contribution of my own.

It's been a while...but I think it's time to re-introduce the EPITOME of "sex-ay"...Brian Peppers.

Barry Pepper? Wow, he really let himself go.

I find this picture (from space) of the U.S. during the big blackout from a few years ago very interesting:



I sat on Lori's porch that night looking up at the sky, telling her kids to remember the night because we may never see the night sky so clearly again.

That's a very interesting picture. We weren't affected by the blackout, but based on the picture, we lucked out on the grids and were on the periphery.

Nice one, SC!! We had just left Manhattan and were driving home when the lights went out. We had no idea it had happened, and couldn't figure out why the garage-door opener wouldn't work when we got to the house. If we had stayed an extra 15 minutes in NYC, we would've been completely screwed.

On that satellite, pic, though, how come New York is black? Why isn't it just blue like everywhere else without any lights?

I was in the elevator of a Madison Avenue office building. Thank God I wasn't between floors or I would have been stuck for at least a day. They got me out relatively fast, about 30 minutes. Of course being in the city, the first thing to go through my mind was that it was terrorists. Thank God it was just the electric companies.

That's a darn good question.

Perhaps the power outage was more concentrated in New York than Canada?

I'm pretty sure that the whole coastline was affected. What I found unbelievable, was that in this day and age, it took so long to get the power back on. I guess that's one instance where no matter how far we've come technology wise, we'll always be vulnerable. I no longer make fun of my father for always having a flashlight and batteries on hand. Candles, too.

Well, I've never really cared to look into it, but the way I remember it being described on the news when it happened was "the entire eastern coastline" to which I assumed from the southern tip of Florida, to the northern tip of Montreal. This was, as I said, making assumptions without caring to investigate. I see now it looks a bit more like New York and the regions slightly north and west of New York, New England, and parts of Canada.

I think it's b/c there is light in those areas and there is absolutely NONE in New York. The atmosphere in the "blue" areas is illuminated by some sort of light, no matter how faint it may be. In New York there is no light at all and it's therefore literally dark.



Old/Young Katherine Hepburn

Kucinich is a regular Myspace-er

Sorry I missed your post, Ice.

I disagree with you; why isn't the sea black?

Cruise ships. Lots and lots of cruise ships.

The sea IS black. It's blacker than the rest of the continent, just not blacker than the light-less New York.

The "blue areas" have street lights, city lights, and pretty, city women that wanna hold me tight. However, the oceans and New York have ONLY moon light. So....my HYPOTHESIS goes as follows....

'This satellite picture CLEARLY proves that when given ONLY moon light, the ocean is "brighter" than land.'

(This makes good sense too if you think of the endless miles of ocean that can sometimes become visible during a full moon.)
***



What I'd like to know is why the hell this friggin' old lady is on the side of this friggin' building.

You must be color blind. The ocean is a deep blue.

EDIT: I just re-read it... so you're saying the ocean looks blue, but is actually black.. its just the moonlight reflecting off the water? I can see that, I suppose.

Ice, she's washing her windows! When I lived in the Bronx, you would routinely see all the ladies in the neighborhood almost killing themselves to clean the windows!

Well, no duh it's not as black as New York. New York is pretty fucking black.



I just mean, come on. That bitch Pumpkin thinks she can spit on a sister and get away with it? Nuh-uh!

One of the funnier posts ever, el el seee, thank you.

Bogz-U R We Todd did. lololololololololo

Babe-That's amazing. I asked for an answer and I got one, thnx! I have certainly NEVER seen anything like that! I would crap my pants if I was on the side of that building. She probably did as well but for different reasons.




Led Zeppelin-Houses of the Holy album cover

Good album. The band is electrifying.

I'm still in a bitchy mood about that blackout picture.

Black would not be on that pic, because black is not a colour. It'd be a deep blue.

You pose a GREAT question, Mick. There's no doubt about it...that, is a GRRREAT question, my friend. In fact, anyone who doesn't think that's a GREAT question; obviously has some form of mental deficiencies.

Do you have a Natural Sciences department at that 'school' of yours? You COULD ask them, "Mr. Pattison."


Winter Time at 'King Ludwig's Castle' in Bavaria.

Is that a real place? I thought it was a painting until I read your caption. Now I'm confused.

EDIT: IF that's real then that picture just makes me furious. Some people actually get to LIVE LIKE THAT?!??!?!? I HATE THAT KING EARWIG!

Oh yes, it's real. And don't worry b/c according to history King "Earwig" died a very lonely and depressed man! His most notable contribution to society was that he served as a MAJOR financial backer to composer Richard Wagner, whom he absolutely idolized!

Angus Young/Bon Scott(AC/DC)

....have a GREAT Day!!!

Life is short! Break the rules! Forgive quickly! Kiss slowly!
Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably..
And never regret anything that made you smile.

Sid Vicious (Sex Pistols)

Dee Dee Ramone was better.

I don't think you can compare the two. Yeah, it's punk rock, but they had two completely different sounds.

I really don't know.

Yeah, I catch your drift.

Play your cards right, and that's not all you'll catch, sailor.

Beth, is that you???? You're looking like Mrs. Cleaver these days.



TIS

I was thinking she was looking awfully close to Alfred E. Neuman!

A girl has to do something to prep her up to wear heels and pearls to do the laundry.

I'll be Mrs. Cleaver when she tells her hubby, "Ward, you were a little rough on the beaver last night".

EDIT: Oh, of course, this makes the top.

Your pic made me think of Flappers. These are some drugged-up bi*ches right her...

I got a kick out of this:

You would.

No, this time it isn't for the woman, the saying

Uh huh... suuuuuuuuuuure.

http://uk.geocities.com/allchavsshoulddie/chav.jpg

typical english lad

And your photo above made me think of

(Robert Urich(RIP), Robert Duvall, Tommy Lee Jones - From the film: LONESOME DOVE)

Ice, is that from Lonesome Dove?

Ya, but lets see if you can guess one WITHOUT a title...:p

Ooo! Oooooo! Mr Kot-teeer!

I've seen this one...

Peter Pan Pretends to Pluck Bass on a Plastic Toy Guitar While Pondering Plumb Pudding is one of my favorite movies!

UR just too cool for school, dude.

*stretches and flexes* Yeah... almost feels cool enough to ban some sarcastic pricks... *flexes*

Clemenza got his new Cadillac without the stoopid wooden bumpas

Some images from La Jolla beach in San Diego (nice weather and Palm trees everywhere, but bad traffic logic )

I completely missed the title.

Those are great, svsg. I especially love the last one.

svsg - you seem to have a good eye - great pics!

Thanks SB & JG

All very scenic SVSG!

Hope your interview went well.


TIS

It went surprisingly well Thanks TIS!

This is really horrible of me, and it's extremely insensitive, but damn it's hilarious.

This is entitled "Rush Hour in New York" OR "Me First":

WTF?? ...but I can see it...

Which toll plaza is that?

OMG!! Ha ha ha!!Looks like a tie!! Isn't it unbelieveable? How did you get that picture SC? Don't tell me you were in one of the cars???

Great picture. How embarrassing though for the drivers.


TIS

I'm only guessing its the Triboro Bridge. What the hell could have been going through their heads then (besides the windshield)?

TIS - I got that picture in an email a few days ago.

The only thing I can think of as to "how" this happened is possibly long commute, heavy traffic, moody people. You get two people who are ready to "go off" and play I'm gonna get there first and end up making a long commute even longer when they crash. I assume NY/NJ traffic can be as bad as L.A. or worse. Can you imagine how pissed the people behind them must have been?


TIS

I'm guessing the one guy actually at the booth was taking forever, and the other was trying to go around him because he's "so important" that he can't miss his 9am staff meeting because it was his turn to serve the coffee

Its really hard to determine who did what/when by the damage to both cars.

It is hard to tell. I kind of looks like the car on the left worked its way into the booth area, crunching the car on the right into the toll booth.

The car on the right looks like it has more damage. What about the damage to the toll booth (I assume there was damage). Would the drivers be ticketed/charged for that I wonder? However this happened,I'll bet both drivers are kicking themselves in the ass for not letting the other driver have the right of way.

TIS

Obviously the car right next to the toll booth got there first, with the other dickhead trying to go around him (typical NY'er "hot shit" driver* )...

*And I use the term "driver" loosely when referring to most NY'ers... especially when they drive exactly the speed limit (10-15 MPH less than everyone else!) in the left-most passing lane on the Parkway when State Law says to "keep right except to pass" but they don't care... nor ever move over. They'll cruise along like a little old lady in the left lane and NEVER move over!

You may be right... look at a closeup of the left car's driver. It looks like he's saying, "Ooooops".

It looks more like he's thinking "Damn... I thought I'd get to my breakfast (dozen donuts) sooner by trying to pass this guy, but now I f-ed up!"

Yea, he's too embarrassed to get out of the car, unless of course his car doors are jammed shut and he's stuck in the car, in which case Ha ha ha!!!

See what great detective work we do. Heck, we could write the script. We know exactly what happend. Case closed!!

TIS

As he looks to the car on his left he says "Have you any Grey Poupon?"

Me at the beach (on the left):

Where did you find that pic of me running in my bikini?

NFL Reports Strong Sales Of Michael Vick's 2008 Jersey

Another Chinese toy recall:

Ouch. That's gonna leave a mark.

Where should he sit?

Mig, that reminds me of the table at Panico's!

Lead paint?

LMAO! I thought that actually was you!

God, it does resemble him!

I thought of the same thing. Geoffy loved sitting at the HEAD of the table.

I hate these chavs in UK, they all need a slap,And sent to the Army

My GF brought this for me yesterday,isn't she just the greatest..

Scheiße-Schmutz-Hundes

Is Michael Vick taking the picture?

Redneck Barbie.

No picture there, Beth.

Hmmmmmmmmmmm. I see it. Rats! Let me try again.

NOW it shows!

That's sad.

At least no one here is judgmental!

Oh, wait....

Me? judgemental? Nah!

What's wrong with this picture?

Paris Hilton's Adam's apple?

Very nice svsg

My mother always told me there would be days like this.

This is wrong on so many levels, but still quite funny.

LMAO!

I don't get it, Geoff.

You would if it was called Tallywacker Sushi

Do you know if they have the Cream of Sum Yung Gi?

Ah! I wasn't alive during the days of old-fashioned terminology.

You were just an itch in your Daddy's tallywacker!

My Dad had me when he was twelve, so probably not.

(kidding)

"Had" you in the biblical sense??

No, in that sense he had me when I was twelve.

Much clearer now. Thanks.

Wang Sushi?

Reminds me of a Chinese Restaurant that opened in the small town of Shamokin Dam, called Lung Fung. They eventually renamed it to something that didn't sound like a disease.

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Fuck me. ROLLEYES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WTF is wrong with some people?

http://i229.photobucket.com/albums/ee180/sweet_honee_bee/shaven-pussy.jpg

what the hell???!!!!

Geoff, I don't even want to know how you found that picture.

That picture cannot be real. The kitty would have clawed their eyes out.

That's probably the best picture I've ever seen. LMFAO!!!!

I know a family who has a big orange cat just like that and they shave him in the summer so that he doesn't overheat, or at least that's the excuse they give for having fun shaving a cat. The cat doesn't even fight it.

ha ha ha ha ha!!!

Our poor little Bibble is not well today.



TIS

Why? Because I believe in something different than you? That's quite a leftist comment.

Oh, I thought you were joking. You're right, you certainly can believe whatever you want. Go for it.


TIS

PS, if it's any consolation most of THIS board will agree with you.

I was half joking actually

The perils of computer dating. Damn!!

*yawn*

What's so interesting about a bunch of cyclists?

"Nutty" cyclists, too, judging from appearances.

The second in from the left looks like he has one of my Nana's homemade dumplings down his shorts.

She makes sausage dumplings?

Nuts nuts and more nuts.

Yeah. Something's not right there.

Makes you want to eat them again?

KL must be a size queen LOL

You could act like a MAN! *smack!* Whatsdamatta with you?

WTF??????????

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COME ON PEOPLE!

Why do they have bacon dispensers in Men's Restrooms?

To hell with the permission slip, look at the price of gas.

Notice the bus name "Archbishop Damiano". Maybe the school is educating those parochial kids on sex.

That's what I said too. This was definitely pre-9/11

It reminds me of a story told by a former parish priest, who once was driving a bus full of parish kids and a couple CCD teachers to a youth outing. They were passing a adult entertainment establishment, similar to the one above, when one of the young boys yelled, Hey, Father, there's Mr. _______, the usher at mass. The priest said, "I'll blow the horn. Everybody wave."

This is a headline from The Tonight Show with Leno



"More than 150 figures from the Hollywood Wax Museum are being sold off...
...I am one of them. That's supposed to be me? It looks like Paulie Walnuts!"

I don't get it.

I think she is having an orgasm during the last few lines. Or at least that is what I thought.

I think that when she says that her husband makes love to her no matter what she's doing, when the writing gets all sloppy, he's jumping on her as she is writing lol

OMG!! How the heck does she keep from falling flat on her face. A friend of yours LN?



TIS

She needs a humungus over the shoulder boulder houlder.

The back pain she must have

Boobs are great but there's a limit....and natural is always better.

I saw a woman on TV getting breast reduction surgery. She had breasts about the same size as those in this picture. They were frightening.

And I thought I had big boobs

Those things are UGLY!!!

Looks like we've found the weapons of mass destruction.

But i thought they were hidden away. Those things certainly aren't hidden away

They are obviously implants, but the question is....what does the recipient ask for? Dr., I would like implants the size of watermelons, and I want them to look fake, so my picture will be all over the internet.

Nice Longneck

I didn't make it, I can only claim credit for finding it.

That is really creepy.

Nice find.




TIS

Strangely I'm creeped out and turned on at the same time.