Happy 16th Birthday long_lost_corleone!

Happy sweet 16 dude. Didn't realize you were that young.

Unless MortigiTempo was lying...

The best humorist on the boards. Happy birthday pricky.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY LLC!!!!! Great times on AIM :p

Happy Bday

A young'n indeed, and one whose maturity exceeds the number. Not that I would judge by age or anything...

One of a rare few whose sarcasm never reaches levels of low banality. Happy Birthday, mate; have a good one.

Happy Bday!!!

Happy Birthday my fellow certified asshole.

16?

Drink!

The Doc

Woo-hoo, I get my own topic.

I'm speechless. I should be on that show, where they find really stubborn, bratty rich-kids, and document their big elaborate birthday parties... but then we end up with a half hour of kids "dissing" or "k-rocking" their parents "into place", and the kids usually end up crying because 50 Cent, or who-ever the hell is this weeks stale flavor, couldn't make it to their parties.

Good times.

Happy birthday, bro! Take it easy on the babies today, alright?

I'd like to eat a baby.

Bogey knows all about it.

Happy b-day, LLC! I admire your sense of humor. :p

No, seriously.

Hope you had fun.

LLC, Happy Birthday!
I had somehow imagined you to be in late 20s

Tis what vikings do best.

What?? Hey this thread cannot last forever as its only about Birthdays and bdays dont last forever!

... what?

Happy Beerday llc.

GoodFella

goodfellaoggie

Tell me that avater isnt you?!

This comment alone gave me initiative to bump this thread up to the very top of the forum, so I can wobble in self-lust, and eccentric behavior.

I'm car-azay.

Haha, good stuff.

Happy birthday, LLC!

My seventeenth is coming up this Friday.

Thanks for the warning to stay off the roads in "Little Chicago"

BUMP!

Wow dude, never ever would've guessed you were only 15 all that time.

Happy 16th brother.

From the entire MistaMista family.

Happy Birthday, try not to kill anyone.

Happy Bday

Happy Birthday El El See, oh favorite of mine. Now, we shall feast on the blood of the innocent. And by that I mean babies. Your friend Valenti can come too, because I find him very funny. But only if he learns his place. Hah, just kidding Valenti, you already know your place, don't you. I'm sure your master El El See has seen to that. Yeah I totally went there. I said it. I just saw a girl shoot a bow & arrow with her feet, and hit the bullseye on TV. Anyway.

You know, if I keep bumping this thread every month or so, you'll be 21 by the end of the year. That has absolutely no relevence to anything.. I just wanted to point out the fact that I bumped this. Hah. I rule too hard.

iTS NOT HIS BDAY ANYMORE

So what? The thread goes on...

Happy BELATED birthday, long_lost_corleone and Tony Love !!

AppleOnYa

Whatever. :rolleyes:

omg liek hppy bday llc11111!

i hoep u hv a nce bday!!1111! omg liek bday!!1111

Wait a second...it isn't your birthday!

You, sir, are a fraud! A fake! A homosexual! I won't stand for it!

I challenge you to a duel, Kevin. That's right, I know your secret identity.

Thats what i was pionting out it isnt his bday! At least sum1 thinks the same!

Well, your name is Jack, and you live in the fucking desert! That's right, sand-person! Remove your human-like mask IMMEDIATELY!

In other news, my birthday is a 365 day-a-year event. Accept that, or Bogey will eat you. Alive. That's right. I wrote that bit in italics, because I'm just into that stuff. Cannibalism. That's just extremely sexy. Cannibalism.

...Right. So. Thanks for the... very late... Birthday wishes! Woo-hoo!

Cannibalism.

I'd just like to take this time to give a shoutout to my good friend El El See. Happy Birthday mate!

Shhh, be quiet. Men are talking.

Now, bogey, I'll need you to fetch some frilly pants and old, vintage civil war pistols. Me and Kevin will FIGHT TO THE DEATH!

You think factual knowledge?

*SONIC BOOM*

I win, anyway. Beat you, Kev.

Oh, bogey. You make me laugh.

*edges uncomfortably close*

MAKE ME LAUGH SOME MORE.

HAHAHAH

CANTEEN BOY=FUNNY. ***.

Happy birthday, Kevin. I'm glad you're sixteen again. Some people say that's the sweetest...age.

Once upon a time there was a moron, who always had a stupid canteen wrapped around his neck. It was a dark and stormy night, and this moron went into the woods, and a huge bear came up and ripped his head off, just because he looked so stupid! The End!

pwn3d t0 tha maX!!!11 lolol sonik boom.

*Sonic booms everyone*

Longest birthday thread ever.

I win.

Let's make it just seven pages of this craziness.

*licks Kevin's face*

Whos this person then? Not valenti i hope?

That's Valenti there on the left. I'm the scared little innocent looking thing on the right. El El See is under the blanket.

The one on the right dont look scared.

Viva la revolution!

One more post like this, and it's bye-bye time.

....

Bully.

Watch it you dont wanna get wiped off the boards

Just saw some of these posts after abandoning this thread:

:D That's right, Geoff!

Thanks, Apple! And sorry, LLC for cashing in on your birthday...

Viva la fronse!

*voice of testostorone imbalanced high school jock*
Yo' think you can jus' be all sa'rry, and it'll be ok? Eh? Wha? Yo' callin' me gay? I ain't gay! Look at ma' girlfriends ass! I like that!

...

Seriously though, no problems man.

Ahahahaha.

Viva La' Pepe!

BUMP!

Well will you look at that little smidgen of comic genius.

Well, now that I know what the secret ingredient in my Birthday cake was, I can rest easy.

I also put some Tannis Root in your birthday cake.

Rosemary's Baby references abound!

bump!

BUMP!

Hey, happy birthday!

I bet you're the first BBer to get TWO birthday threads.

I read in the other one that you're naked. Awesome, me too.

And, I read in the shoutbox about the White Stripes. Sometime when I get a better internet connection, you should send that to me, son!

I think Bogey's threatening to make a man out of you LLC.

Happy Birthday kiddo. 17, huh ? So you were actually born in 1990. Godfather 3 was in production when you were popping out of the womb.

Have a great day.

Somehow I missed out on two years of birthday threads?

Screw it, I'm just going to skip these ones and wish you a happy birthday for next year.

Have a great birthday LLC!!!


TIS

Happy birthday LLC. Hope it's a good one.

Jesus, I'm 17, and I still don't have a drivers permit. I'm one lazy fuck.

Still no permit?

Nope. My mom keeps telling me I have to call the DMV to schedule the test. I didn't even know the DMV had a phone number. Like I'm going to bother looking it up? pssschh...

Do you have a friend who has a car? That's all you really need. I made the mistake of being the friend with a car so I ended up driving my buddies around all over the place. You're making the right choice. Besides, if you try to deal with the DMV you might not make it out alive.

Basically all of my friends drive and have cars of their own. So, I'm set.

I don't waste posts on birthday threads.

It's ok, I'm an exception to life.

Damn, this thread is old. We should probably resurrect the other 48 threads dedicated to my aging splendor.

I got some other stuff I gotta do.

Laters.

Damn LLC, you're only 17?

For a cocky fellow, you sure have alot of teeth.

Happy belated Birthday buddy!!!

So how's school going? You're a senior now, right? Big-Man on campus! How exciting!!!

Have you shoved a parking cone up a freshman's ass yet? What about college? Any plans there or are you still considering a career in the asian-porn industry--they DO love those pasty-skinned white boys, and you'd be a GIANT over there!

He has more birthdays than the queen..

Damn, this thread is fucking old. We're going to be busting out the 18th birthday thread in a matter of months, and then I'll buy cigarettes and porn for everyone.

Ice, seniority feels ok, I guess. There is one achievement I am proud of... See, this year my school changed from a two day schedule (A days and B days) to a four day schedule (A days, B days, C days, and D days). So, when the first D day came around last Monday, my friends and I all came to school dressed in camouflage and military paraphernalia and met in the parking lot before first period. Then, we stormed through the front doors yelling "IT'S D DAY! EVERYONE DOWN! IT'S D DAY!" and then spent the next ten minutes running through the halls in a mob, pushing people out of the way, yelling about D day. When the principle saw us (And he stands in the front lobby every morning to greet everyone as they enter, so he saw the initial entry) he just sort of bobbed his head down, looked at his feet and when "O... oh" and then frowned, as he came to realize that this sort of thing would happen every four days. And it has continued through the second official D day. Every four days, we will be storming the halls in camo, in increasing numbers, until we're stopped by administration.

And we will still be wishing you a happy birthday here.

By the way, Happy Birthday.

By the way, I'm pregnant.

By the way, Happy Tumor.

Set it on fire.

HAPPY Birthday belatedly!!

Thanks, dontomasso.

I just love how, even though someone made a thread for my 17th birthday, this one seems to be the place to go.

I can't wait until I'm dead and people keep posting in this thread.

You are growing younger. Rather un-growing

When's the Sweet 16 party? Will Molly Ringwald be there?

That dontomasso does a mean Cha Cha Cha so watch out, LLC.

Me too.

Fine, but come next April, when you're tied up at the office, and need someone to go on a porn and cigarette run for you, who're you going to call?

Ghostbusters!!!

"He slimed me!" -Peter Venkman (Bill Murray)

I love this thread. It should be bumped at least once a week.

I agree. We need volunteers, starting with myself, to rotate on a weekly basis to make sure this thread is bumped.

I'm in, for sure.

And when LLC's 18th birthday comes around we should reply in that thread with a nice "Happy Birthday" and then quickly start posting in this thread. This may be the best thread ever.

Or better yet...Random LLC Whoring??

Do it.

Don't forget we also have this thread and this thread to keep up with as well.

I've actually talked about a Random LLC Whoring thread. I think it'd be a great addition to these boards.

I did wear a condom that night.... right?

Obviously not you.... you'll be "of age" and drafted then and off in some foreign country making the world safe for us.

Nah, that'll be in 2009 when the Dems are in office... he has another year!

You know me; I'm all about serving my country.





























































































HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! No, really, I guess America is pretty cool.

Which begs the question.... What would our young LLC do if the draft were re-instated and he was called to serve?

There's always Canada and color-blindness.

Commie-Pinko-Homo!!

Pinko?

Greeno.

Oh ya, well if you think America is so friggin cool then why don't you just move there?!?!?!?


(burnage)

Happy Birthday Bump.

Sure, just encourage it!

Toasted.

So, what's with this long ass birthday thread? That's one heck of a celebration. You been partying since April LLC?



TIS

I've been partying like it's 1999 since 1999.

No reason to stop now.

Or now.

Hey buddy, happy belated/early birthday!

I'm just curious, what are your plans for your 80th birthday? I know it's a little ways off, but... any special plans?

If I'm still alive, and assuming I'm being supported by an oxygen tank, I'll be enjoying an after-dinner-cigarette in a crowded restaurant.

Dinner with my 35 year old wife. It will be a goodbye dinner, as I'll be trading her in for a younger version, with less mileage.

Happy Bday

Hope you had a wonderful birthday!!

Okay, enough of this thread already.

Have you had enough Happiness for one birthday?

Shut the hell up and keep wishing me well, party-pooper.

You clever sabotaging bastard.

Oh man, I don't like pooping at parties. I take it back then.

Happy Birthday buddddddddddddy

happy birthday bro..hows the music coming along??

?

Oh yes.

This thread belongs over in the LLC forum.

It's about time we had one of those.

That's a great idea! Who gets to be moderator?

Billy Idol - Sweet 16
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C9am9COGN04

Damn. I figured you to be a retired Investor living on a pension...can't believe you're only 16.

Meh..Happy Birthday all the same.

17 now.

Don't worry, only five more months until I'm legal. Then I actually have to take responsibility for my actions...



...But I won't.

Oops. Wrong thread. I didn't mean to post this.

Happy Birthday! Umm, well, whatever. Happy Birthday in advance so I don' have to front wit teese peckawoodz.

LLC, thanks for wishing me a happy birthday over in my birthday thread.

He's finally 16? That's almost legal!!

A little early for your 15th birthday, but just starting the preparation, you know

I think he's actually a 500 yr old mountain dweller from Nepal named Bishnu. But happy birthday all the same.

I need your address so I can send you some Kobe Bryant.

You got the place and name right, but you've added two extra zeroes to his age.

Is he already turning 5? What preparations have you made so far svsg? Maybe we can surprise him with a sleepover and we can watch High School Musical in our SpongeBob pajamas! I'll bring the booze.

Fuck that. Anyone here want to try heroin?

I hear I'll be able to legally buy it in gas stations now.

And it comes with nudies.

I think my other birthday threads have been erased.

We need a thread to commemorate their memory now.

LLC,

Is it that time again? I have no idea when your birthday really is.


TIS

It is actually that time of the month for LLC

Oh oh, better not piss him off.


TIS

My birthday is in nine more days, TIS.

Yeah, don't piss me off or I won't use my new status as an adult to buy you porn and cigarettes.

I was also thinking, I might buy a gun. I absolutely hate the things, and having one in the house would make me nervous, but just the fact that I have the right to buy one makes me think I might just buy one for the hell of exercising that right. Or at least some kind of super-advanced knife that's like, 15 inches long and serrated on every edge with some sort of aerodynamic shape for throwing.

Shit did I miss it? I don't even remember seeing one, but happy super-belated birthday, Blibble.

Sorry it's so late.

You didn't miss it. I would have said thanks over in that thread like I was supposed to but your 16th birthday thread needed to be kept alive. Here is what you posted in my birthday thread:

Oh, I remember that post. I thought you were just trying to be funnaye.

Which you aren't. You most certainly are not funny. Liberal.

Whenever I come here, it is your 16th birthday. Lucky you!

Hey hey, happy 16th birthday teh Kevz. Hope its as good as your last two 16th birthdays

I, too, wish you a happy 16th birthday. I hope it will be a great day. Now you only have to wait 365 days for your 17th birthday.

Happy Birthday LLC, you don't post around here much anymore!

I wish I could be 16 for 3 years (and counting!)

Happy Birthday again..

Happy Bday!!!!!

ds