I thought this was funny

A Republican and a Democrat were walking down the street when they came to a
homeless person.

The Republican gave the homeless person his business card and told him to
come to his business for a job. He then took twenty dollars out of his
pocket and gave it to the homeless person.

The Democrat was very impressed, and when they came to another homeless
person, he decided to help. He walked over to the homeless person and gave
him directions to the welfare office. He then reached into the
Republican's pocket and got out twenty dollars. He kept $15 for
administrative fees and gave the homeless person five.

I thought this was funny....

Unfortunately this Sounds like a true story to me.

Dang, that's the version I didn't see. Count me in Dorothy!

Vegetables

ROLFL. Good one.

That was a good one, I like this one too.

Good one.

I had to.

I gotta show this one off.

https://youtu.be/ExZu8nVDYlU

Ol' creepy Joey B!

Funny...

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If that's true U talkin', that's funny!

Nice Ron

I don't know why but this has been making me laugh. It's stupid I know but effective

Here's another classic. This one's real, actually:

Our deepest darkest suspicions confirmed:

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Ikea Christmas Tree

Just like Brandon, asleep at the wheel

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Check out Fluffy (Gabriel Iglesias) !!

https://twitter.com/AmishIdiot/status/1489698427109785601

Good for the truck owner!

How to successfully escape prison

Individual Initiative
https://twitter.com/BanginTweets_/status/1506894834996502535

https://video.twimg.com/ext_tw_video/1506894784526491649/pu/vid/406x720/Shn2epSoyi0LQf2I.mp4?tag=12

Congresswoman Maxine Waters told a crowd of homeless people she had gathered to "Go home" after an argument with them.
This is true, not a joke, although it is funny.
https://www.latimes.com/california/0000017f-d813-dee4-a57f-dcf72b120000-123

She's such an idiot. How "insensitive." I'm traumatized by this apathy now.

https://www.liveabout.com/funny-coincidences-4135419

https://t.me/disclosetv/7965

Very funny and ironic.

Wow, talk about a Freudian slip.

Yup. He is the last person who gets to condemn anyone for that matter.

Agreed. Hope you're taking care of yourself afsaneh77

Thanks Irishman12, yes, I try. I hope you are doing great as well my old friend.

Whoa!

Kinda sad actually...

Gosh that was painful. America's education system in action. This is what you get when proper pronoun usage is stressed more than learning.

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Oppression Olympics

Society explained in 29 seconds.

https://imgur.com/gallery/wJiW1SV#uYuN3zy

Vegas???

Problem is she probably has kids so she's passing on her stupidity and she probably votes too.

That was hilarious...but also sad in retrospect.

Indian Elephant: "I told you not to park in the road!!"

https://twitter.com/BobinsAbraham/status/1580100287448379392

A couple of funny SNL commercials featuring Pedro Pascal

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Doesn't sound much like a "sanctuary city" to me. Listen to them try to still gaslight over the roaring crowd

F..ck them..my whole family , Mom,Dad , aunts & uncles all came from Ireland & strait away got citizenship & helped 2 build this country...Uncle Frank?..Boom , built the Delaware Memorial Bridge...Uncle Jim?..boom ,WW2 gunner on a B-29...Dad? , foreman @ Keebler Cookie origanal factory..Mom??..Executive @ First Penn. Bank...Aunt Ann??,,1 of many operaters at Ma Bell..anybody 'member them???...Point is..be a citizen , get a f..ckin job & stop living off the (our) streets...or go back home.

+1

Martin Short as Lawyer Nathan Thurm representing the Tobacco Growers of America.

New 'SquatBNB' Service Helps Squatters Find Perfect Home To Take Over

https://x.com/TheBabylonBee/status/1771656711549448446

In Absolute Highlight Of Week, Man Eats Burger Alone In His Car

https://x.com/TheBabylonBee/status/1776037052611502522