Female hotties

This is a twin-thread for you, guys - to discuss the beauty of your favorite actresses.

Just post anyone you like.
I'm not an expert on actresses, but someone must post the first pic, and as far as I can judge, she looks very good here.

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Nobody turned me on quite like Anne Bancroft in The Graduate.

Claudia Cardinale in Once Upon a Time in the West is beautiful...

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Sophia Loren
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Claudia Cardinale
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Salma Hayek
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Kate Winslet
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Angelina Jolie
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Kate Winslet, please. Nobody else.

Maybe Brigitte Bardot from Le Mépris, or Anna Karina from Bande a part.

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thank you don vercetti for putting kate winslet up there, i've had such a crush on her since i saw heavenly creatures.

Not only is Winslet gorgeous, especially as a blonde, but she is also classy as hell. Most actresses these days are very annoying socialites, but she has a classiness that makes her even more attractive.

The most beautiful woman in the world (imo) Aishwarya Rai:

The following is currently my favorite.

i agree with you on that. there is something about her that really draws me to her. she IS classy. definatly.

Hands off Kate, guys. I don't care who posted her name first. She's mine.

If we were to include non-celebs, I'll vote for Lavinia.

wow, thanks Mick. As a matter of fact, I have something in common with Kate. We are both slightly overweight!

There's something very attractive in women wielding weaponry to me.

I've got a thing for Kate from Lost at the minute. Beautiful but she's got that 'girl next door' appeal to her which doesn't do her any harm in my book.

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wow, thanks Mick. As a matter of fact, I have something in common with Kate. We are both slightly overweight! [/b][/quote]I think Kate's body is very nice and proportioned. Yours is probably the same

Did i mention that i think Kate Winslet is super sexy!

Winslet has perfect curves. Look at this poster and pic of her next film.

wow, she is so smokin...i love it. I definatly have to watch more of her movies, i've only watch titanic and heavenly creatures and finding neverland. but that's it.

I'm not really a fan of Bollywood movies but the actresses are hottt!

Ayesha Takia:





Preity Zinta:



Diya Mirza:

I totally agree with this girl.

Eva Longoria. Wow.

Purrrr...

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Yeah I've always found Pink pretty sexy.

And the winner is:

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La Banks!

she allways gets my vote

and her

Yes the crazy mace wielding bird from Kill Bill is hot. I forget what her weapons were in Battle Royale though.

2 New York girls

Anne Hathaway

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Emmy Rossum

I think Reiko Aylesworth (Michelle Dessler from 24) is absolutely gorgeous.

Hey! Ain't that our Afi??

Besides, I thought this had been settled. . .

(Angie Harmon)

Say what?!

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Elizabeth Hurley

xxx_don_corleone_xxx, what about the real 24 girl?

Elisha Cuthbert is smokin' hot, but I dunno, for some reason I'd knock boots with Reiko before Elisha (maybe because she has the whole MILF thing going on).

Reiko is hot but I'd take these chicks before her (Elisha being #1 of course)

Sarah Clarke (aka Nina Myers)



Sarah Wynter (aka Kate Warner)



Vanessa Ferlito (aka Claudia)

Ayesha Takia







Celina Jaitley

I'm surprised nobody mentioned Jessica Alba:

I see London, I see France, I see Elizabeth Hurley's underpants!

Since it was originally posted in this thread, I've absolutely fallen in love with this pic.

I didn't imagine that fan base for Indian chicks would grow this much. Capo you should start watching Bollywood movies in addition to those french and other foreign movies that you watch

Seriously, I'm in love with that pic. The posture, the look, the feeling, the body. Ouch.

Yea...it is a nice pic, huh?

I'm still in love with Reiko Aylesworth:



And Eva Longoria:



She likes bunnies. What do bunnies like?

I've fallen in love with this picture Vercetti posted

Well, Kate's still mine, so eyes off. Never mind hands, keep your eyes off her.

But Ayesha. Oh, Ayesha...

everyone's still admiring kate eh? yeah she's stunning.

Ah, there's plenty of Kate to go around :p

Yeah that chick Ayesha Takia is smokin! As I posted earlier I'm not really a fan of Bollywood movies (I know of them, but I don't watch them) but I always knew that the actresses in the movies were extremely good looking. My favourites are: Celina Jaitley, Negar Khan, Kareena Kapoor, Diya Mirza, Meghna Naidu, Aishwarya Rai, Suman Ranganathan, Shilpa Shetty, Ayesha Takia and Preity Zinta who looks a lot like Monica Bellucci to my eyes. More of Ayesha...









and Celina...

Kate has been mine before any of you. You can have her, if you dare to deal with me. *pulls back jacket to reveal H&K pistol

Na, you can fight Mick for her. I was just saying she was very nice to look at. My flavor Kool-Aid is Nicole Kidman & Naomi Watts. "Dhes mine"

After watching Thir13en Ghosts I gotta add Shannon Elizabeth to this thread

My 2 favorite Latina actresses

Eva Mendes



Penelope Cruz

The single greatest picture of all time.

Alright, I actually picked a good one!

Alright, I actually picked a good one!

This is for Jasani and Capo

Shilpa Shetty


mallika sherawat


Kareena kapoor

WoW!

My Favs:

Today:
Adriana Lima


Angelina Jolie:


Monica Bellucci:


Heidi Klum:


Ever:

Sophia Loren:


Claudia Cardinale:


Julie Christie:


Marilyn Monroe:

Jessica Alba is hot!

Although Ayashia Takia is not bad looking, I suspect she needs to shave the space between here eyes very often... kind of a turn off...

What about good 'ol J-Lo?

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I can't believe I forgot Monroe!



Donna Reed



Janet Leigh



Tippi Hedren

My 2 favorite Asian actresses

Shu Qi



Ziyi Zhang

Angela Devi

Jamie-Lynn DiScala



Drea de Matteo



Kathrine Narducci



Annabella Sciorra



Marisa Tomei

Good choices Irish!

Thanks. I felt I had to get some type of "Italian theme" on this board

Too bad Jamie-Lynn Discala is Greek/Cuban. :p

Holy Cow I'm in love.

Thank you Don Jasani.

I stand corrected. "I felt I had to get some type of "4-outta-5 Italian women theme" on this board" :p

Iceman, you should have seen the pics that don't come in any longer. All the pics worked when I originally posted her...yeah she's smokin. Too bad she only does soft, no hard if you know what I'm saying..Check her out on http://www.foxes.com or just search "Angela Devi" in yahoo.

Isla Fisher (the red head from The Wedding Crashers)

Yeah I know exactly what you're saying.

Thanks for the link by the way.

Irishman, I assume you missed Where the Truth Lies? IMDb it if you're unfamiliar with it.

You assume correctly. 2005 or 1999 version?

2005. An erotic, raunchy mystery thriller starring Kevin Bacon, Colin Firth and Ilsa Fisher.

Do you guys ever get Australian soaps? Fisher used to be in Home and Away.

Priya Rai

















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bum(p)

Some more Kristin Kreuk

Holy God, she's a beauty! I'm moving to British Columbia!

I think suspect_5 would join you and I wouldn't be too far behind myself. I think Erica Durance is Canadian as well

Yup, Durance is from Alberta. Lotta wholesome girls from the West!!

Sophia Myles

Aria Giovanni

Elizabeth Banks



Sarah Silverman

Yeah man, I've always had a huge crush on Sarah Silverman, good to know I'm not alone on that one.

Keira Knightley...quite possibly the most beautiful human being I have ever layed eyes on.

No you're not alone my friend

I concur man, Keira is so beautiful. For me, she ranks #4 on the list:

1) Jennifer Love Hewitt
2) Hilary Duff
3) Eliza Dushku
4) Keira Knighley
5) Natalie Portman

Shu Qi











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Hilary Duff

Denise Richards

but what about Victoria Gotti?



Everybody needs a little Vicki in their system

I say again, I would shtoop Victoria Gotti but I don't think that she is one of the most beautiful women in the world. Not even close imo. How about

Vida Guerra?















!Oye, Viva Cuba Libre! Viva Las Latinas! !Yo Tengo la gasolina que las chicas quieres y yo quiero las chicas mas caliente, en facto las chicas es calientissimo!

Man, Vida, Vida, Vida!

Camilla Belle

Rosamund Pike

Oh god I wish people would quit with the Victoria Gotti stuff. She look like Pete Burns:

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It doesn't look like that first Camilla Belle pic is appearing

Paula Garcés (Tina from The Shield)

I likes. I reely likes!

This girl drives me crazy. She's not a typical beauty per se but she really has something I think.

Ellen Muth

Joy Lauren



Sarah Carter (ANOTHER hot Canadian chick)

Aishwarya Rai





Preity Zinta





Silpa Shetty

More of Sarah Carter

Even MORE Sarah Carter

Kristin Davis

Evangeline Lilly

Laura Harring

I know she'll be mortified and I'm probably gonna catch hell for this but she belongs in this section.

Our very own La Dolce Vita

Any Lindsay Lohan fans?

I used to be, bigtime. If she ever decides to start eating again and cuts down on the cocaine, I will be again.

Marissa Miller

Brittany Daniel

Andrea Parker.





For those who don't know her she played Miss Parker on the old NBC show The Pretender.

Sofia Vergara









!Viva Barranquilla! Viva Colombia!

Our own Hermione Granger

Elvina Kimberly (from ESPN's Who's Number #1?)

Mira Sorvino

Angie Harmon

More of Aishwarya Rai















She's just stunning!

2006 Ultimate Babe Winner Vanessa Marcil :p

The most beautiful woman in the world is the french news anchor

Melissa Theuriau:

Yeah Don L., that Theuriau chick is hottt but she's not as cute as Rai. To me at least I mean. :p

Sorry Don Jasani, I'd have to agree with Don Larzono. Not that his woman is the hottest in the world, but I think she's hotter than Rai. Sorry

What about Gretchen Mol as The Notorious Bettie Page

No Irish, it's alright. I mean yeah that Theuriau chick is hottt and she knows soccer! But, Rai, Rai and Ayesha Takia...I don't watch Bollywood movies at all really, but I know that the girls are hottt! Rai and Takia are two of the hottest of the very hot bunch so I don't know...There are few chicks that are better looking (for me at least).

Anna Paquin

Famke Janssen

A.J. Cook





Ali Larter





Anne Hathaway

Bridget Moynhan

Britney (My how she used to look good)

Carmen Electra

Cindy Crawford

ooooo i love carmen electra n sofia vergara

Debra Messing





Denise Richards







Diane Lane

Eliza Dushku









Elizabeth Hurley

Heather Graham





Hilary Duff

Isla Fisher



Izabella Miko





Kate Beckinsale





Kathleen Robertson

Keira Knightley





Kristin Davis

Cindy Crawford was like the love of my life when I was in grade school and she's still hottt! Debra Messing is cute as well. Denise Richards needs no explanation from any one, she's BEAUTIFUL! Kathleen Robertson I haven't really heard of before but she's fuckin hottt man! Good find! I don't know why people think Keira Knightley is sooo attractive, she's ok but she's not thaaat hottt! Davis? She's cute, she's not a stunner!

Lacey Chabert





Lara Flynn Boyle





Lindsay Lohan

Michelle Trachtenberg













Nicole Eggert

Nicole Kidman









Nikki Taylor

All I see are the dreaded red Xs.

On my computer, all I'm seeing are - which means the website I got these from has caught on that I'm posted them somewhere else and they're preventing me from posting more. How they found out, I don't know I'll keep giving it a shot though

Pamela Anderson









Paris Hilton

Penelope Cruz





Rachel Nichols





Samantha Fox



Sarah Michelle Gellar

Shannon Elizabeth

Sharon Stone





Stacy Keibler

Tiffany Amber Thiessen







Trish Stratus

Uma Thurman









Yasmine Bleeth

Zoe Ball

Eh Irishman, let me break it down for you so you can tell which sites are messin with you and we can all see the pictures.

Crawford - nothing

Messing - both are showing for me

Richards - nothing

Lane - 2nd and 3rd but not 1st

Dushku - nothing

Hurley - nothing

Graham - nothing

Duff - nothing

Fisher - nothing

Miko - nothing

Beckinsale - nothing

Robertson - 1st no, but the 2nd and 3rd are just Rock Star man!

Knightley - nothing

Davis - nothing

Chabert - rien (nothing)

Flynn Boyle - nothing

Lohan - nothing (has she gained weight recently and quit the cocaine?!)

Trachtenberg - Nein! (nothing/no)

Eggert - nothing

Kidman - nothing

Taylor - nothing

Anderson - nothing/rien

Hilton - nothing (just like what's in her skull :p )

Cruz - nada

Nichols - nothing

Fox - nothing

Michelle Gellar - nothing

Elizabeth - nothing

Stone - nothing

Keibler - nothing

Amber Thiessen - nothing

Stratus - nothing/rien/OPA! (she's a Y.U. alumni eh? I heard, and she's from The Woodbridge section of Toronto I believe either there or Richmond Hill. Both are in York Region, which is where I'm from).

Thurman - nothing

Bleeth - nothing

Ball - The count is 0 - 0 Batter Up!

Did they work in the previews man?!

I got about 95% of these pictures from the same site. So if 1 of them isn't working, it's pretty forseeable that none will (unless I got them from a different web site)

then how come I see only 4 of them? Robertson (sweeet!) and Diane Lane (also sweet)

Rachel Bilson

Jenna Dewan









Maria Menounos

Mischa Barton

More of Maria Menounos

Linda Cardellini

What's the attraction of something as impractical as a PVC suit?

Mischa Barton is beautiful.

Protection from rain, wind, electrical shock ........

Sarah Michelle Gellar

Nice Clerks II poster

"Men see objects, whereas women see the relationship between objects."
The Magus

I'll tell you what. This topic, from the onset is a bullshit topic with nothing more than an interest of self indulgence and quite frankly a waste of board space. It contributes absolutely NOTHING whatsoever to these boards.

And this thread did contribute to the boards? Or what about this thread?

I was kidding. Forget it.

No I gotcha now. The confusion is cleared up

:p

Man thos are some big tits Is that from Samurai Champloo?

But how 'bout Sarah Michelle Gellar's a$$?

Annette O'Toole

:rolleyes: Oh you boys and your girls.. :p

Hot Christ, look at that one... She looks like some brutal skanky transvestite hooker. Seriously... She looks like she was savagely beaten with filthy rusted pipes, gang-raped by force, and then just left on the sidewalk, somewheres on the outskirts of Mexico City with a gag in her mouth. And, not in a malicious, statutory way. She's just a filthy little herp-bucket, and she's into that kind of kinky bullshit.

Well she did play Nick Nolte's girlfriend in 48 Hrs. in 1982 (which is where this picture is from) Maybe she was into that 24 years ago?

Anne Hathaway

Shu Qi

dont kno if shes been mentioned already but kelly hu

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hahaha

She's not unattractive. It's just that God damn hair and make-up! Jesus.

I prefer women with a natural look, if you haven't noticed by now. By which I mean, no celebrities, as they're all completely made-up. And the 38th percentile of them are mutant cyborgs.

I like a natural look too but only if it looks good on them. I think some women just NEED makeup and look horrible natually but others on the other hand don't need all that crap and look absolutely beautiful

I think I sort of know what you mean... I've just always sort of prefered the crazy woman who lives in the woods, doesn't shower, smells like fecal matter, and is naked.

*shrugs* I don't know, I've never found myself particularly attracted to someone without actually knowing them for a period of time, and having spoken to them. Beauty and personality are equals to me, so I just can't see much in a famous person... Which is why I usually just stand from a distance, and not participate in this thread. I'm kind of like that kid who stands on the corner and throws rocks at people, and then usually gets his ass kicked, or shows up to the High School Reunion with one testicle missing, no eyebrows, and in a wheel-chair.

Surely that broadens your chances on a night out. A night out to the woods would be even better. You could take a filthy rusted pipe, too.

When in Rome, my friend... When in Rome.

Jesus! Why is there an oriental woman in the advertisement spot on my AIM buddy list, trying to teach me how to play guitar!?

Holy Sh*t that's a fine a$$. I've always liked Sarah Michelle Gellar.

El El See, you are nothing but an At Dollarsign Dollarsign H Zero El Three.

Yeah, I totally went there.

Not a peep out of you, you worthless Dollarsign H Exclamation Point T!

I mean.... Sorry ma'am. Sorry, I am.

That rhymed.

They call me Hank McPank.

Yeah, yeah you better be sorry you Bee Exclamation Point PlusSign See H!

Penelope!

Jessica Alba



Marisa Miller

Well now here's something I have yet to see in this thread.. beauty and class...



Grace Kelly.

Radha Mitchell

Emilie de Ravin

Tiffani-Amber Thiessen

Love The Latina Women and nobody got anything on Vidaaaa

[QUOTE]Originally posted by reynols:
[QB] Love The Latina Women and nobody got anything on Vidaaaa

Skank.

How bout some of this lovely lady?

HAWT

How the hell did you find a picture of my mom?

*pukes guts out

I took it.

... LAST NIGHT!

*drumroll, symbol* BA DA CHHH!

I took it.

... LAST NIGHT!

*drumroll, symbol* BA DA CHHH! [/b][/quote]God damn Europeans...

Who's that DJ?

Alexandra Chadano

You don't like my girl

No, I'm sorry bogey. A little too "plastic" for me

Uh uh, girlfriend. She's alllllllllllll real fo you, daddio.

*Snaps fingers*

cymbal

cymbal [/b][/quote]PWN3D N00B

LOLLERZ @ BOGEZZZZ

cymbal [/b][/quote]You know.

As I typed "symbol", I knew something wasn't right. But I'm too lazy, I suppose.

And shut up DVC. Go make yourself some rice.

hmm...

meryl streep...god she's beautiful.

winona ryder has the most beautiful eyes

however, I would have to say that monica bellucci is the fittest woman alive.

nm

Charisma Carpenter

Mmmmmm skeletons...

Oh yeah she could use a lot more meat on her body but facially, she's gorgeous

Mmmmm.. ribcages..

Just give me some hot sauce I'm just kidding

Heather Graham

cant forget jessica rabbit

I thought this was Jessica Rabbit? Or am I that out of it?

see the first pic - it says "Melyssa Ford AKA Jessica Rabbit"

I try not to look too closely at these pictures. Bitchiz n hoez, bitchiz n hoez.

I dont know what you're doing in this thread in the first place :p

whats up anyway bogs? any news with Miss "look at me Im fake"?

Curiosity. Sheer curiosity. I honestly don't know what men see in these toolbags, but I suppose that's just me.

Haven't seen Miss Fake in a while. I think we went to the mall the other day, but that was the first thing we've done in a couple weeks. I like it better that way.

u got a picture of Miss Fake?....lets see how she looks like, u can feel free to post it here, doesnt matter if shes ugly, like you've noticed, half the pictures here are total waste anyway...

Semi recent.. only a few weeks ago, methinks. She's bottom left, I'm top right. Ignore my craziness.

Craziness rocks...totally rocks. People who arent crazy are stiff boring.

She reminds me o someone, that expression....I think one o the members here, mmmmm....lemme get back to you on that...

anywayz, I just paid a visit to the famous numbers game, who would've thought that between all the remnants of spam city, a new gem will rise! its brilliant, Im on my way there right now. To hell with the hotties!

:p

Evangeline Lilly

Emilie de Ravin















Maggie Grace

Mischa Barton

Jennifer Love Hewitt

Joan Severance

Dude... You are the ONLY one who's posted in this thread ALL MONTH. Maybe post some HOT chicks for once. :p

Dude, what's wrong with:

-Evangeline Lilly
-Maggie Grace
-Mischa Barton
-Jennifer Love Hewitt
-Anne Hathaway
-Carmen Electra
-Cindy Crawford
-Eliza Dushku
-Elizabeth Hurley
-Joan Severance

Unfortunately, everything at this point...

Don't get me wrong... I didn't say any you've posted are BAD... except maybe JLH... :p but they're not the HOTTEST by any means. IMHO. :p

I guess it takes different strokes to move the world. No love for JLove, but that's alright. I still love her

You can have her. :p

But at the same time, you'd prolly say the same thing about Alyson Hannigan. ...and SMG herself.

True: Sau-seege his own!! (tho mine are better :p )

They're not the prettiest girls around. They are less pretty when they try to be all hot and stuff. Many are just bad pics of them.

Btw Geoff, one more bad word about JLH and I'll kill you.

All I have to say is to each his own. I think they're beautiful and you don't. That's fine. Post some of some ladies you think are hot

FINALLY there's ONE hot one! But...

...Who said you could post pics of my grandmother on here?? :rolleyes: :p

FINALLY there's ONE hot one! But...[/b][/quote]HOO RAY, I got one right!

...Who said you could post pics of my grandmother on here?? :rolleyes: :p [/b][/quote]Man, if only I had a grandmother that looked like that :p

Maybe next month you'll find another one! :p

God Mermaids are hot. They're even hotter when the top half's a fish and the bottom half's human.

I love freaky shit like that.

JANE POWELL
Singing, dancing, acting, she was a big star!

Well, since we're going completely retro, can I add another babe from yesteryear?



Pussy Galore

[QUOTE]Originally posted by Turi Giuliano:

God Mermaids are hot. They're even hotter when the top half's a fish and the bottom half's human.





Cod, that was funny. I bet you posted that just for the halibut.

No need to carp on about it. Anyway, I'm going to take an aspirin as all this talk about fish is giving me a haddock

Irishman believe me I have no problem with the pics you've posted thus far. But why on earth did you screw up the above post? It started off with such promise with Eliza Dushku, but then you go and post pics of Elizabeth Hurley. Elizabeth Hurley can't hold a candle compared to Eliza Dushku.

A few more mistakes like the above and someone on this BB will have to call on me to whack you.

I'm not trying to compare the women. Eliza is absolutely gorgeous IMO, but I think Elizabeth Hurley is beautiful as well. Between the 2, I agree that Hurley can't hold a candle to Dushku but again, I wasn't comparing the 2

What's with all the chicks in leather?

Well, if we're admiring the female form as adults and not little children: (If this is a problem for anyone, I'll take it down, I'm not being offensive or anything. Its by Manet)

Jordana Brewster

Usually people with jaws that wide look terrible, but the rest of her face is in proportion so she pulls it off.

Isla Fisher

Former child star Christine Lakin from ABC's Step by step. (Ht 5'1'')

...

That's... uh... well... Creepy... Er...

Get in my van.

Ya I need to stop it with the sexual innuendos.

Just put your lips togethor and BLOW....



Lauren Bacall

Is that Carrie Fisher's daughter? She sure looks like her in that picture.


Don Cardi

I don't think any woman today has the beauty of Lauren Bacall.

Bacall was the coolest actress ever, she was married to Bogey for Fu*ks sake.

But you have to mention Lana Turner and her fake yellow hair, plus she could sing.

No DC. She's actually Australian born and engaged to Sacha Baron Cohen of BORAT fame.
Although she does look alot like Carrie Fisher.

Lea Thompson

Yo Irishman why on earth did you post a pic of Paris Hilton in the above post?

No way on earth is she a hottie.


if that is not paris hilton then please forgive me ahead of time.

I agree, she's not a "hottie" per say but I think she has a cute face. She's got ZERO body but I think she has a cute face. But I will make my adjustment, she will be STRICKEN from this thread

Well I thank you for making the adjustment. But you know you didn't have to.

No problemo

Wasn't Lea Thompson in Back to the future about 20 years ago,shes not a hottie..

Yeah she was in it and why is she not a hottie?

Lea Thompson was a hottie circa 1985, not now.

Fair enough,Whatever rocks your boat

She looks ridiculous in that last picture, especially.

Yeah that's probably her "I can't believe I married K-Fed" look

Jane Powell

All of the women ya show are very, whata can I say to ya... American.
Too american for a my taste, watabout somethin more a classical like the all-a-time wonder, must a beatiful woman ('sides from my Mamma) in the Earth. Sophia Loren, tha broad that proved to be as wine, tha older tha better!

Ava Gardner, Vivien Leigh, and Rita Hayworth; three of the most beautiful women ever, IMO. I miss Turner Classic Movies.

Beetch...LESBIAN.

Oh Bogz, beautiful yes, but only a woman of talent can interest a man of tastes. My Jane could sing, dance AND act. Speaking of Fred Astaire dance partners, one of the sexiest women ever.......amazing actress too.

Ginger Rogers

Jane Powell was awesome.

And fuck you DVC.

My vote goes to our own Peter Pan.

Yep, talent equals hotness, JG. Even though she can't play slap!

Ahhh! Nooo! Nuh uhhh!

Jessica Napier

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PEOPLE - PLEASE STOP POSTING IMAGES WIDER THAN GOD'S PLANET!

The ones I left above are too big as it is, but at least viewable.

Please use some common sense.

You can EDIT your own posts, y'know. Better yet, before posting, please use the PREVIEW POST BUTTON to see if it looks right. If it doesn't, don't post it.

Thank you.

That was the only size I could find them. How can I resize them if I don't have photoshop or some other program like that?

Surley you could find some other school girls with smaller pics..

You want the job DE NIRO?

How much you paying

Charity

If you can't resize them, then don't post them.

If you really wanted to resize them, for free,
then a 2-second google search would've told you
about this site: http://www.photosize.com/

Ok, thanks man

How olds Rachael Bilson?She looks young and who is she

25. She was on the O.C. and was also in the movie The Last Kiss

Rachel Bilson

Let's give this a shot. I hope this works better Geoff

That's better Irish. The other ones were so big that my screen kept "running up".

Again, my bad guys. But it's all good now that Geoff showed me what's up so thanks again big guy!

I just watched It, a film by Clarence Badger in 1927, and God, is Clara Bow hot.

She certainly has "it".

Too skinny Irish. The one in the blue has so much collagen in her lips, she looks like she's being weighed down.

This is what I saw when I first woke up and logged onto myspace. A real deterrant, no?

Nice bogey! The T-Shirt's funny too

When Britney was hot

The pic is too small to see her..

I changed it and added more

And now look at her..

Man you should get over her,the above pictures of her was when she was OK about 6 years ago,she has never been that great.

Can we see some new girls maybe..

To each his own I guess



Feel free to post some of your own mate

There is no real great looking women that take my interest,i like naturally good looking women,any one can look good after 3 hours with a professional make up artist.The only 2 that take my interest would Be "Sharon Stone" and "Jenifer Aniston".but has you say each has his own...

How the fuck can a haircut change somebody's hotness?

You guys are so fucking superficial.

...and Irish, what's with the leather and PVC fetish?

I know for a FACT I've seen some of those Britney Spears pictures before.. because I know for a fact I've made fun of them before.

*cough*poppers*cough*



For the most part, the single idea of this thread is based upon superficiality.

What a shame what that kid did to herself

True that sir. She used to be so beautiful

She looks really confused, no?

I was thinking the same thing in a lot of her posted pictures. She almost looks as though she's overmedicated, but then I always think that Laura Bush always appears to be overmedicated. (not meaning to bring in politics to the thread...also forgive me for mentioning the First Lady in this thread, but it's late and I've had a few drinks).

Anyway, back to Miss Spears. I think someone had been telling her to go for that vacant "deer in the headlights" stare.

Or a down syndrome astronaut.

Again, what's with the fucking Catwoman outfit?

If Britney Spears turns from hot to ugly with the shave of a head, imagine what all of these women look like on a morning after heavy drinking, without any makeup and all their eye-liner smudged.

Mad deja-vu. Who remembers the thread where Irish came out and mentioned on how hot Michelle Phiffer was in Batman Returns. I think that may have been this thread.

What's wrong with it?

Yeah I remember that too and I'm not gonna take anything away from Michelle in that film. She looked DAMN hot! Krista does too in those pictures IMO. It takes all kinds my friends

In that first pic above, Krista Allen looks as if she's looking down at the puddle of piss she's standing in. Really, what is she doing? So she looks down, and has a half-clenched fist near her breast (one of them), almost pulling her zip down, with nice leather gloves and a shiny, all-in-one suit.

What's wrong with that? Well, like I said, I wonder if you'd think she was hot if she had a heavy night of drinking, smudged all her eye-liner and makeup, with heavy, swollen eyes, and woke up the next morning and said, "Pass me a cigarette" with a smoke-smelling voice. Would she be hot then?

Probably not but that's not the picture now is it? So what if women look beautiful with makeup on for magazine photoshoots? Is it the end of the world?

No, but the thread is for Hotties. Not people who look hot in magazine shoots. Imagine trying to move in one of those plastic suits. The endless squeaking, the contorted face of frustration, the stickiness of the material against the sweat.

All of these images are staged, forced, they're playing to the idea of men's fantasies of roleplay. I mean, look at that Krista Allen one. What the fuck is she doing in the first pic? The intention is obviously seduction, but she just looks retarded. Like, physically retarded. It's disgustingly superficial.

This is when she was "hot"? Seriously, she looks like an astronaut from a movie about a down syndrome sent to another planet.


Am I the only one who looks at photos like that ^^^ and thinks, "Christ, what the hell was a) she thinking when posing for that shot, and b) what the hell was she being told when posing for that shot. And the crazy thing is is how much she would have got paid to do it.

I realise it is equally the fault of the photographers as it is the models. Truth is, they're completely incompetant - though they seemingly do find a niche of drooling males.


What the hell is hot about that? A woman with a gun? Though she also happens to be wearing high heels and uncomfortable and inflexible pants? Don't you realise the severe contradiction at work there in order to give you a hard-on? It's so contrived and fake. "Now, then, Ms. Spears, if you could just point towards the East there with the gun, yeah, that's right, to the left a bit. Try and look more serious, as if you're going to shoot somebody, but not really going to shoot somebody, like a playful shooting. Yeah, as if you're seducing them with a gun. Yeah, seduction via gun and high heels."


That might be the hottest of the lot because I can overlook the contrivance and imagine that it was taken on a whim in between shoots, when she was looking and feeling incredibly bored and thinking, "Jesus, what the fuck am I doing?" (Well, she probably wasn't, but one can imagine, no?)

And this one, haha...


The long, creased neck is "beautiful"? At least it hasn't been Photoshopped out, I'll say that. But man, if the Catwoman outfit is part of the hotness in the KA pics, part of the overall whole, then I don't see why I shouldn't fucking piss on Spears' fashion sense here. What's with that elastic band round her waist just above her belly button? Is that so you can pull it really far out and then let go and see it hit her stomach and hear the twang? The low-cut top does nothing for her cleavage, either, it just creates a vast, empty triangle to target with tomatoes and other mushed up vegetables.


Posting this one again, actually, because another thing I've just noticed is the sky. Look at it! Incredibly grey, incredibly heavy, it's going to be a shitstorm of rain and other downward hail soon, and all she's wearing is a skimpy fucking top like that? Come on, where's she going to run? Nowhere quick, and nowhere far, with fucking shoes like that.

Look what "that kid did to herself"? Are you kidding? Give me a fucking break, guys. Or give her one. Don't you realise that we're only seeing her baldy head the way we're seeing it because it's what the Media wants? They've deliberately captured it as naturally as possible, greyed the image up so there's no sun shining on her, and that it looks like a still from Alien 3. It's absolutely nonsensical. You're puppets to the Media.

How is she not beautiful now? How was she not ugly then? Don't even bother to answer; Spears hasn't changed one bit, it's the photos you're being shown that have.

I can see another set on Britney pics on the way,watch this space.LOL

LOL!!!!!!!!

That's an incredibly lazy response to my deconstruction of this thread.

I was impress by your post.All very true

And where is this written again Wow Capo, I didn't realize you were such the photo critic. So you're a movie buff/critic AND a photoshoot critic? You're racking up quite the resume, sir

Firstly, the thread is titled "Female Hotties". It isn't titled, "Hot Photos of Females". There's a difference.

Sarcasm is revealing, here.

I'm as much a critic of films as you are. I've made no claims to the contrary.

"Criticism is as inevitable as breathing." - T.S. Eliot.

Forgive the quote, I realise it is misplaced in such an eye-candified thread.

By the way, De Niro, your sig is repulsively ugly.

Seriously, I'm just amazed that you put forth the amount of criticizme that you did. Most people I know would have just said she looked ugly or they didn't like the picture. You actually went in depth with it. Again, I'm just surprised you put as much thought into it.



I didn't want to be the first to say it

2 more for you guys

Well i didn't ask for you opinions did i,

Could say the same thing about your avater,but i don't..

Your post was definitely funny, but why didn't you post some photos of real hotties instead of typing that long mail about spears? Then we can all deconstruct them for fun

Could say the same thing about some of the "hotties" you post pictures of, but... Oh, well that's inevitable.

I've nothing against the content of that banner, it's the banner itself that just makes things look ugly. Seeing it every time you scroll down the page, over and over again. It could be a banner about anything, and I'd still think it was ugly.

So, do you find Gene Hackman ugly, or avatars in general? Do they clutter up the boards, even though they have a set place on the layout of the page and cannot move from that (whereas banners intrude upon the content of actual posts).

And, out of curiosity, since you've got me wondering now, if you find Gene Hackman ugly, what kind of man is your type?

If you look back over the pages you'll see i havn't posted any women.Not that i can remember anyway..

...

It's true. He's one of the people who complain about the pictures I post and won't post any of his own

Whos's complaining i only mentioned for you to post some other "hotties" not the same pictures of britney.

And LLC,ya getting boring now,with the poppers thing..Go dye ya hair..

A feast for you and I.

Ok Capo & DE NIRO, how about this? My friend Nicole

That's a very pretty girl, Irish.

Indeed it is!

Yeah, much better. A lot more personality, less wooden; it's amazing what a smile can do.

I hope she's given you permission to post these, though.

The first two pictures are sexy. There's something weird about her bottom lip in the third one though.

Glad the pics meet with pizzaboy's, XDCX's and Capo's approval. And she is VERY beautiful. She's one of my best friend's sister's and I've had a crush on her since like the 2nd or 3rd grade

Well, have you told her ?

Not yet. I'm trying to get together with her in New York this summer when I'll be up there. Although, I don't know if I'm gonna hang out with just her or her, her brother and me. If that's the case, I can't "mack" on her in front of him. Also, she's 4 years older than me. I don't know if she thinks of me like that or still sees me as "some little kid"?

2nd or 3rd grade? That was what like 18 years ago? I heard of waiting a few days to feel her out but I'll have to try this 2 decade approach you are taking Irish

4 years? That's it? (I'll end there)

You don't have a chance in hell, Irish. Forget about it.

Margaret Sullivan- Very underrated actress, died very young. Extremely great actress, unbelievable screen presence.

I only had it at 16 Well I do live in texas and she does live in New York. I haven't talked to them in probably a decade. I just found them on myspace and we've been talking here and there.




I don't have a problem with the age mind you. I'm not sure if she does. I liked a girl who was in a couple of my MBA classes last year and she had a problem with the age (I believe she was 27 and I was 22). It's not an issue for me but it seems to be for them.

Thanks for the encouragement Ice

That chick is hot. Looks rather tall too. I'm thinking she needs a 6'3 or 6'4 brutha to satisfy her.

ELIZABETH TAYLOR

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Well, Pizzaboy believes in you Irish !

Why don't you tell that nice girl you love her ?

I love a u wit alla my heart - if I no see you againa soon ima gonna die.

Thanks pizzaboy. I appreciate the support. If I see her this summer (whether we all hang out as 3 or it's just the 2 of us), I will ask her out. I could die with a smile on my face if I could just take her out on a 'real' date. By 'real' date I mean flowers, nice restaurant, the whole 9

BTW pizzaboy, I know this is off the subject but where about's in New York are you?

The Bronx, USA (Throgs Neck) but I'm looking at a condo this week up in Bronxville, just north of the city.

Anyway, you gotta go for it Irish ! This way, I can live vicariously through you.

Pathetic ? Wait till you're in your 40's, wiseass

What part of NY were you from ?

Again, thanks for the kind words. If I'm just given the chance, I WILL capitalize. I don't even care if she says no. This is probably the first woman I've ever had a crush on in my life and she's still single. I don't care if she is 4 years older than me or what the circumstances are. I'm willing to give it a shot if she is.

As for me, I was born and raised in Newburgh/New Windsor, NY buy now my folks have a town house in Montgomery, NY. It's right in the West Point/Hudson Valley area. I'm only about an hour away from the City. How far are you away from the Stadium?

I live in between the Throgs Neck and Whitestone Bridges, about a half mile from the Bruckner, so if there's no traffic, like 10 minutes. I'm actually closer to Shea, in terms of miles, but the bridge slows the trip down quite a bit.

Newburgh is nice. As a kid, we had a summer house on the other side of the Bear Mountain Bridge, and a little further north in Copake, NY. I love upstate NY, it brings back alot of great childhood summertime memories. We'd go up for like a whole month, then take day trips, west to Cooperstown (huge baseball loving family) or east, into Mass. From that location, you can get to alot of nice vacation spots. Hunter Mountain to Lake George, I've been to them all.

That's pretty sweet. I've always wanted to live in the City (especially near the Stadium).

Yeah the Hudson Valley area is very beautiful. I've been to Bear Mountain a few times as a kid myself. Although, I haven't been upstate that much. I think the further's I've been was around St. Bonaventure because I was thinking of going to school there. But it was only for a day. I think other than that, I've only been as far north as Albany. I'd like to go to Syracuse someday. Oh and I have been to Cooperstown once when I was a kid. Definitely need to make that trip again soon!

Jaime King

Get your mind out of the gutter Irish !

Nicole, Nicole, Nicole !

Nicole ain't for at least another 3 months

I just thought of something Irish. If this girl stumbles across the Gangster BB, and sees her pictures posted on the internet, she's gonna think you're a friggin stalker, just like Norm from Pompano in THERE'S SOMETHING ABOUT MARY !

If she "stumbles" upon here I would be very surprised. But I see where you're going with this. Would you like me to take them down?

What do I care ?

I already photoshopped her into a pic with me. Oops, I guess that makes me the Matt Dillon character.

POST IT!

Pictures are small-game.

I doctored a video of her participating in compromising activities with the Dhali Lama.

Videos are nothing. I have a face-tracking device and know where she lives.

I have my plane ticket booked...

Sorry boys, I did her last night.

Yea...you win...

I need a cold shower !

Myleene Klass

I'm just curious here but....ah....well....how was it?

Ooh, soccer chick, a new fantasy for Pizzaboy.

No, that's a girl in a soccer uniform.

Sorry, I didn't mean to offend the fairer sex.

Oh no offense taken. I was just pointing that out.

Those photos are taken at the stadium of Norwich City FC. I live right near it. I have a large version of that "Proton" jersey in my kitchen.

Liz McClarnon

Pizzaboy f****d her

I envy you pizzaboy. Deliever her a "pizza" did you

I was dreaming. How could I deliver a pizza in my sleep ?

Mixing it up a bit

And then I woke up -

What happened to Nikki Cox ? I'm watching Las Vegas, she got downright scary looking.

"Mixin it up a bit" with more pictures of Britney Spears and other leatherly-clad women?



Looks to me like maybe those pants are a little too tight. LOOK AT THOSE GIANT LOVE HANDLES. OMG SHES SO FAT. That, and she looks like she's about to choke on her hair.

One can dream, I suppose.

Jessica Alba - Dark Angel


Jessica Alba - Yesss Sir

At Her Best

And how old she here then..

Fourteen.

Thats what i thought

Alessandra Ambrosio

Hey, if there's grass on the wicket, lick it.

Speak for yourself

Probably one of the funniest things I've ever heard you say Capo

Erica Durance

Come on Irish, gimme some of those Rosario Dawson stills from GRINDHOUSE.

Either her or Mary Elizabeth Winstead. You see it today or plan on it?

I'm off this week, so I'll check it out during the week, in the daytime. If the theater's empty and Rosario really has my attention, maybe I'll pull a Pee Wee Herman.

Here ya go guy:





And here's a Sin City just for good measure

Irish, you seem to have a fascination for women wearing plastic jackets, leather pants and other uncomfortable clothing

Has Rosario ever done any nudidity, you know, at least her breastases ?

Alexander sir. If you can sit through it you deserve to see it

I wouldn't know if it's uncomfortable or not. Although I do remember hearing Michelle Pfeiffer hated her Catwoman costume in Batman Returns and Kate Beckinsale hated her's in Underworld. But I guess pain is beauty