Things you would never hear on the BB

I thought it might be fun to post some quotes that you would never hear a BB member say, buyt remember that this is supposed to be fun and never mean. I'll post a few to get us started.

Apple: As usual, I agree with what everyone has said...

Plaw: When I was a volunteer for the Bush campaign...

Don Cardi: When I was a volunteer for the Kerry campaign...

TIS: I know that I'm usually a disruptive influence...

DMC : " Lighten up Cardi, your too rough on the liberals."

Don Smitty : "I think that before we shoot anymore insurgents, we should try to capture them alive and give them a fair trial."

Geoff : " DMC is the best fantasy sports player ever!"

Plaw : " To hell with their civil rights! I say we torture the info out of them!"

Turnbull ( over in the real life Gangster thread ) : " How the hell should I know the answer to that question?"

SC : " Rocky Marciano would've kicked the sh*t out of Ali in a real fight."

TIS : " I HATE those cute little blue drinks."


Don Cardi

JustMe (BTW, where is she???): The best part of the trilogy is definitely GFIII.

Irishman: "We have a GAMES section???"

I din't see how it can be fun without being mean

Anyway.....

SC: "I'm not gonna close this thread yet. I want to see you guys fight some more."

Double J: "I have nothing but respect for Patrick, who I think is very much like many of history's great leaders."

Ragging Bull: "I've thought it over carefully, and decided that the arguments of the 'pro-choice' people make a lot of sense."

Irishman12: "All of these 'board games' are silly, especially the 'World Capitals Game'. All they do is build up your post count, and I don't think I'm going to play them anymore."

Turnbull: "As far as (insert question about Godfather Trilogy here), I really don't know."

Don Vercetti: "Guess what? I have a girlfriend."

JGeoff: "I've decided to to give up drinking. No more staying in bars until closing time for me."

fathersson: "I think that this is a great topic, and I'm pleased to add my response."

AppleOnYa: "I've finally read the book, and it turns out that there are a lot of things I was wrong about."

TIS: "I hate California. I think I'm gonna move back to Michigan.

Capo de la Cosa Nostra: "I'm going to stop writing these pretentious movie reviews with big words and foreign phrases that nobody understands. No one reads them anyway."

Partagas: "I lost my book 'Stale Old Jokes From the Internet', so I won't be posting much until I get a new copy."

Don Cardi: "The friend that I shaved my head in tribute to is King Kong Bundy."

Guineapig: "I'm tasking my medication now, so you're going to see me become much more rational and actually start to make sense."

Don Michael Corleone: "My fiancée is going to tell me what to do anymore. After all, I'm the King of my castle."

Just Lou: "The only reason I posted those pictures of the Corleone 'Mall' was so you guys could see the fancy Cadillac that I own."

Don Sicilia: "The only reason I joined the first half of fantasy baseball long after the season started was because I wanted the chance to flirt with Gina and Letizia."

(Edit: Sorry for some of the duplications, but I was writing mine as you guys were posting).

Partagas: I'm going to spend my energy only on my new occupation. That's why I've made up my mind and given up sex.

Ah, PL, I was wondering when you were going to wade in here.

Here's a shout out to my pals in the Ladies Sports Thread.

Beth: I hate to be such a Pollyanna all the time...

Beth: Vinnie who?

Gina: Manu? YUK!!

Siclian Babe: Some people say that Derek Jeter is hot, but I just don't see it...

Good ones!

Turnbull: These BB Word Games are AWESOME!

Irishman12, in response to Turnbull: Yea, right. Dude, grow up, post something constructive to get your post count up.

(Sorry Irish, :p )

SC: "So, Don Cardi and I were in the salon the other day getting perms..."

JG: "Want to see what I've got under my grow lamps?"
Wait, that is something he might say...

Turnbull: "What kind of car was that?"

TIS: Why don't you grow up, idiot.

Lavinia: Italian cinema sucks.

Ronnie: Frankenheimer is horrible, pretentious director.

Turnbull: What did Al Capone die of? How the hell would I know?

Mistersixer: What would Jesus do?

Capo: Oh my God! That new Michael Bay movie ROCKED. In one scene, they blew up a big fuckin' rock in outer space! It was kickass!

Thug: You know what, what's the point of seeing films from other countries?

Omar: Mike Nichols is a horrible director.

Don Cardi: I think Osama Bin Laden is innocent until proven guilty.

Plaw: We should bomb the country. Don't listen to the tree-hugging hippies.

SC: [two members are in a flame war] You're just gonna take that from him?

Double J: I think we should pull out of Iraq, leave it to the terrorists.

Patrick: What? We should stay in there. After we're done, we must move into Syria and Iran immediately.

Irishman: There was far too much blood in Kill Bill.

Bethie: Bon Jovi is the worst thing to happen to the music industry.

Howardsternisgod: Now wait a minute, think of the kids. Violence and language in film, radio, music, and TV must be stopped.

Excellent!

But, seriously, what is the point in watching a film from another country?

Mick

Very nice one!

I'd recommend a psychiatrist if you ever said that!

You might read some of these, but never without a smiley implying sarcasm.

Fathersson: "I am Camillus Don after all."

Fathersson: "You're right."

Fathersson: "I'm wrong."

AppleOnYa: "I embrace all kinds of people's cultures and opinions."

As a collective whole (leaving out many forgotten names):

AppleOnYa:
Irishman:
Don Cardi:
Fathersson: (when listing favourite films) - [place non-American/non-English-speaking film title here]

Mick

But I am Pollyanna.

A thread with both Vinnie and BonJovi mentioned. How lovely.

Do I not have any secrets around here?

Letizia B : I have too many pairs of shoes. It's time to clean out my closet.

JG: VAGINA!

PL - Well you played better than I, you won the game fair and square and I offer my heartfelt congratulations. Continued success in the next game ....

Don Sicilia : I just love being the president of the Sammy Sosa fan club.


Big Daddy Don: I feel pretty. Oh so pretty. I feel pretty and happy and gay. And I pity anyone who isn't me today.

DE NIRO : I have never seen such a beautiful, emotional, intellectual movie in my life.

(please note that the above sentence is written with correct grammar, punctuation, and spelling)



Capo : the highlight of my trip to Italy and what Im mostly going to remember from it, is all the beautiful sites that Ive visited.(definitely not those American girls Ive met.)

Some of these are so funny.

Then again. We will not talk about some. they only make me ill.

Doctor Ferro: "Not only am I not a Doctor, but I hate Wild Turkey and adore a conservative viewpoint on many issues. Many of my best friends are conservatives."

Geoff: "This board blows."

SC: "I concur, Geoff. Blow it does."

The Doc

This wins the contest IMO!

Wouldn't we all?

Great ones, Bethie...

But some Italian cinema does suck!!! I often tell this painful truth!!! :p

This thread has real possibilities!!

It's too early for me to think clearly, but off the top of my head:

Angie: "I had the best steak dinner last night" :p

PLaw: "Damn! Not another sport's thread"

Lavinia: "Al Pacino sucks"

Don Cardi: "Who would ever wear a Scarface shirt?"

Turnbull: "Can anyone give me information on the history of the mafia?"

TIS

Oh! One more:

TIS: "All right you MFers, stop this f**kin' sh*t" or I'll kick your MFing a**es." You sons of bi**hes are all a bunch of "di**heads". :p

Mikey Montana & Consigliere's Lady : " Can't wait until we get to 1000 posts."




Don Cardi

[/b][/quote]You're laughing but you want to see the PM's TIS has sent me. Every other word is swearing.

[/b][/quote]I don't see what's so funny that is the exact thing she was saying to all the KERRY voters when she was waiting to vote. :p

DMC : " I'll DEFINATELY meet you guys at the gangster bb dinner."


Don Cardi

:(

:( [/b][/quote]Then PROVE me wrong!


Don Cardi

:( [/b][/quote]Then PROVE me wrong!


Don Cardi [/b][/quote]I'll be at the one in August with bells on*


*if JG would ever give them back.

You better be, or I'm cutting you off! :p

You better be, or I'm cutting you off! :p [/b][/quote]As long as your real name isn't Lorena Bobbit then you can cut me off lol

plaw: "The Warren Commission got it right."
JG: "I'm sticking with tomatoes."
Don Cardi: "I'm too busy to post."
Irishman: "I've run out of Goodfellas quotes."
SC: "That thing really happened in Brooklyn???"
TIS: "How I miss those Michigan winters!"

Don Smitty: I like Civil Rights, and try to use proper English as much as possible.

Come on, I had to do it after all our immature battles. :p

Long Lost Corleone: Jesus Christ guys, have a heart, that joke was offensive and politically incorrect. You hurt his feelings.

Don Vercetti: All the reasons I hate movies by Michael Mann, especially "Collateral."

Don Vercetti: I just got back from seeing Spider-Man 8 with Irish Man.

Wait wait wait, we have a games section!? When did this happen?? It must have snuck in over night

Don Vercetti: I just got back from seeing Spider-Man 8 with Irish Man. [/b][/quote]Actually I was thinking more along the lines of a Spider-Man marathon (showing 1-7) followed by #8 :p Sound fun Don Vercetti!?

Irishman: Go Red Sox!!!

Plaw: "Geoff deserved to win this half of fantasy baseball, and I couldn't be happier for him!"

Irishman: "Go Astros!"

(Bethie, I hadn't even seen yours when I made the I12 one... )

Irishman: I don’t get why people like pizza, it’s like a big cheese cracker whoop-te-do!

TIS: "Lee Harvey acted alone"
Apple: "I agree with ANYONE!"
Fathersson: "The Yankees are in fact the greatest baseball team in the world and will win the World Series this year. God Bless George Steinbrenner"
Gina: "The Astros suck"
Geoff: "I've finished masturbating"
Suspect_5 & HalJordan: "Penelope Cruz is hotter than Salma Hayek (who is an ugly whore) :p
Turnbull: "I've ran outta Goodfellas quotes"
Don Vercetti, Thug, Capo or ronnierocket: "Wow Irish, that was an excellent review and I couldn't agree more"
XXX: "Irishman, you need to post in the Kill Bill Dialogue Game Thread!"

Well that's something YOU would never say. But they have climbed to above .500 I think by a win. Oh well, as long as they miss the playoffs I'll be happy

SC: How do you post photos?

JGeoff Whos Al Pacino?

Irishman12: LOTR RAWCKED!
TIS: I miss Sixter.

Double J: Pat is my best friend.

Pat: Who's Tupac?

Saladbar: DV is my favorite Catholic boy.

Don Vercetti - I just paid my dues for my American Atheists membership.

Partagas: I'm Gay

Partagas: All the reasons I don't have a sense of humor

Irishman: Why I always change my avatar
Come and see my Boston Red Sox memorabilia

Goombah: DUUUCCEEEEEE

Sorry Turi I forgot about you man

Turi: I'm sober now

Turi-I like yours about me

I guess one about you would be "all the times I wanted Cleveland to beat the Steelers."