Gay-O-Meter

For all those who are bored: Take this test and post your results.
Gay-O-Meter

Afi is 33% Gay!
You're a straight-laced girlie girl with just a hint of your butch side sometimes popping out!

Bethie is 50% gay!

Congratulations! You've scored right in the middle. You are a happy and well adjusted hetero babe!

I'm not going to do the test only to realize my ideal man is not Al Pacino but Charlize Theron. It would be devastating!

I ran Fanucci through the test, he's only 36% gay.

I completely shit myself. Whilst it's working out your results at the end the meter keeps going to 100. I thought that was going to be my score. I'm 36% gay.

30 per cent pour moi.

Mick

Haha! So did I. I need new pants and I'm at work. :p

I guess that explains the 30 percents

Fame, does French seem so sissy-like to you? To me, One of the sexiest man alive is Gerard Depardieu, with tummy and everything.

Hey Lav, since you're fed up already , post your results, what's the harm gal?

Fame, does French seem so sissy-like to you? To me, One of the sexiest man alive is Gerard Depardieu, with tummy and everything. [/b][/quote]Naa...just kidding around with capo.
I know some french myself...actually some of my fav movies are the comedies with Louis de Funès...hes the funniest guy ever lived!

ok, I'm 26% gay. My 26% would like to date you, BTW!!!

OMG, I can't stand his movies!

So does my 33%! :p

So does my 33%! :p [/b][/quote]..but my 74% would date DC.... :p

You are so picky. My other 64% dates just anybody. :p

I wonder whom or what your remaining 3% would date....

Myself!

23%. At least it's still in the "too straight" umbrella.

20% Gay

30% gay. I didn't know getting my haircut on a regular basis was gay.

26% gay .

I didn't know getting one when people start making fun of you is gay either!

100% gay for me!!! Mmm I think this test is incorrect...or I don't know myself to well

36%

No,no,no--you have to click on "next" to see your results.
I was also shocked to see the "100", but then I realized it was just loading the "meter" and I had to click again for results---I got 16 percents gay.
They say Im "red-blooded" and too straight for these days....ok, where do I buy some leather trousers?

23% gay

Uh oh

It's worse than I thought. The little meter went from 0 to 25 to 30 to 40 to 50 to 70 to 80 to 100 kept on going and stopped at a picture of waldo. Wonder what that means :p

It means you and Geoff should get back together. You may be getting that Surf-n-Turf dinner in August afterall.

40%

Irish, Me too!! 40%! Not sure if its because I don't have lucky underwear or do have leather pants.

Me either. I was surprised myself. But trust me, I am full on HETERO. I'm a Christian and don't believe in homosexuality

Personally, it's not my thing either, but, as a Christian, I believe that we're all God's creatures.

Fame, does French seem so sissy-like to you? To me, One of the sexiest man alive is Gerard Depardieu, with tummy and everything. [/b][/quote]Have you seen him as a hunchback in Jean de Florette? Sexy is not the word!

I'm off to practice being straight, so I can take it again this ime next month and get a lower percentage than Vercetti. Something's not right there...

Mick

Gee, people this is only for fun. :p

And that's what we're doing - having fun!!

Sorry.

Woohoo

33%

Yeeehaaa! My soul mate! My offer still stands bogey! :p

Everyone knows that I am not only the number one gangsta, but I am also a pimp. Bow down bitches. :p

And yes, I didn't know regular haircuts were gay, I thought it was hygiene.

Oh no! Only 16% gay! What will I do now, oh goodness me? :p

16 percent huh DJ? Thats a little too straight. Im starting to get suspicious

You talkin' to me?? :p

Oh stop, you silly, silly boy.

Take that, silly goose.

that was fun!i'm 43% gay. Dont tell my mama.

Ooh, that last hit nailed me in the ass, DV. Bravah, you genetic jackhammer!

Only 36%? :p

JG - I'm gayer than you are, I'm gayer than you are, I'm gayer than you are.... :p

Somehow I can picture Geoff..."Mirror, mirror, on the wall, who is the gayest one of all?"

Why wouldn't I? I'm just sooooo fabulous!

well if you keep saying that-HOPEFULLY it would turn him more straight :p

Why wouldn't I? I'm just sooooo fabulous! [/b][/quote]Sister, I'm straight as an arrow and I can tell you you are not "fab U lous" *snaps fingers* when you use the kinds of product you do in your hair :p

16% for me.

I thought that was hair gel you gave me...

:p

I thought that was hair gel you gave me...

:p [/b][/quote]since kids visit this board I won't go any further with this

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I'm 36% *THATS SCARY*

Thank the lord for soap on a rope!

FS, can I help you lather up, good buddy? :p

16% for me - a bit higher than I would have preferred but considering the rest of the scores you ' homos' got I guess I should be happy. :p

So if any of you ladies are ready for a 'real man' and want to take a ride on the Big Daddy Tilt a Whirl - let me know. :p And no before someone I know is gonna ask - it is not a vomit ride. :rolleyes:

What's a vomit ride now?

I've always said, I prefer a man with some gay qualities if that's what y'all call it. :p

26% and that scares me.

No, luckily I haven't!
Anyway, he was sexy as hell in "La femme d'à côté", aka "The woman nextdoor", directed by F. Truffaut. BTW, it is a great movie. Go watch it if you haven't.

Im 33 percent Gay

Tony is 16% gay!

23% gay

I love women all kinds

50 percents gay in english is .... Bisexual!
Damn you Bethy, you got twice the choices most ppl have!

Capo & Lav....have you seen Depardieu in 1900? (Bertolucci's masterpiece)

50 percents gay in english is .... Bisexual!
Damn you Bethy, you got twice the choices most ppl have!

[/b][/quote]Then why am I having half the sex?
I don't know why it said I'm Bisexual. It could be the fact that I said lesbian porn turns me on and I think my best friend is hot!

You bet I have! Depardieu was more than sexy in that movie. Never seen sexier hair. No, wait...maybe it's a toss between his and Andy Garcia's... :p
Great movie, yes. Great cast! I want to rewatch it. I haven't been watching it for ages...

I haven't seen Novecento/1900. But I will be watching The Woman Next Door very soon; it's in my room ready to watch.

Mick

Bisexuals are so lazy! It's like saying, "faggadaboutit, I don't want to have to actually look for anyone". You can be anywhere, and still be on the lookout for that special other...

MAN seeking ANYONE HE CAN GET HIS HANDS ON, in New York

Was that spelling intentional?

Whoah...!

Yeah, sure!

16% Gay

You're a walking, talking, red blooded hetero guy. Just way too straight for these modern times mate.

You bet I am. Well, 16% more than I wanted, though.

I'm 23% Gay! Awesome!

According to them that's a good thing: "Girls like a guy with a soft edge to grab onto". :p

43% Gay Deery me..

Not to nitpick-well maybe i am-but just cuz none of you are 'gay' doesnt mean your jokes aren't read by those who are. And some of the aforementioned comments were archaic, immature, unfair, are just not cool by me. Sorry to be 'stereotypically bitchy' but just telling the truth.

I'm actually one of the worst to blame for being stereotypically gay whether in real life or in the e-world. I really don't see anything bad here that has been said. If there has been I apologise maybe you can enlighten us with anything you particularly find offensive. Personally I'm rather glad that a little homoeroticism is taken, in this day and age, as a bit of fun rather than offensive.

The actual thread itself was a wee bit of fun. A gay o meter is rather unjust though. Maybe a Camp meter would be more apt.

Hey, I'm tolerant and mature to this kind kind of thing, but if you can't take a joke... Well, then, screw you. (Not you in particular, I am making a generalization). If you're so emotionally insecure, and to the point where you can't take a joke, then don't read them.

Hey Chilltown - On behalf of most everyone here, I'm sure no one intended any disrespect. I admit I'm guilty myself of going overboard sometimes -- but never in a hateful manner. In any event, sorry if anything I said was disrespectful or intolerant.

Send me a PM if you have any particular issues w/ any of the posts here, even if they're mine. And if you think that this thread has run its course, I'll respect your wishes and shut it down if that's what you want.

Pointed Noted With respect:

But there is NO reason in my mind that this thread should be closed just because one person has a problem. If that was the case we wouldn't have any threads around here. Your problem shouldn't become everyones problem. Geoff always knows when things get out of control.

Geoff, if you close this tread because he has a problem then it become a form of censorship do to subject matter.
Since when do we close threads because someone doesn't like something.

He has two options. 1) Bypass the tread 2) Do what he just did, post his comments and let the people respond to them, even if he doesn't like them.

But closing is not an offer that should be put on the table.
I hope this isn't being done because of the subject matter.

Well, FS, that was a rather gay post.

Thanks D-J I am feeling happy tonite!

*Double-J and Fathersson lock arms and skip down the street together to the tune of "Happy Together" by the Turtles*

Hell, I am still waiting for that bubble bath and backrub you promised!

Oh, silly, please, after you eat this sensual dinner I slaved over all day, I'll rub more than your back.

Oh My, quiche! My favorite!

Look i dont want to be seen as a kill-joy, cuz truthfully that isnt the case. Nor would i want this thread to be shut down-i truly don't! my concern is at the tone acting as if noone here could be gay and that its like a joke. i once at one time a very active poster here and an EXTREMELY active member of the movie board. I remember the board having a different attitude toward the subject when i stopped visiting regularly. i guess you wouldnt understand unless you were put in my place that it gets extremely tiresome for people who are likely straight to simply associate being gay with words such as fabulous and the funny uncle syndrome.
And trust me in regards to having a sense of humor about the situation i have no problem having a laugh at my own expense. I've done the stereotypical drag show but at the same time its heartbreaking to read a thread that is in good humor-as this one is-and then see response denying homosexuality, making generalizations, and just, imo, being unsympathetic.

In short i'm sorry if i caused a rukus, lol i didnt mean it to be a grand return, but just be a little bit more aware.

I knew you'd love it. Mmm, I picked the most shapely, round blueberries I could find, and placed them ever-so-gently in each and every sensual crevice of that quiche. Go ahead, taste my quiche!

First of all, you have already stated this once already.

Second, how in the world do you know if any of the rest of us are gay or not! Just because you are uptight about things, why do the rest of people have to run for cover.
you say you don't want to be a kill-joy but you are.

Why don't you just stay out of this thread then?

Gay people don't scare us here, we can talk about subjects and not be afraid of them ( the subjects) here. If you want to repeat yourself one more time about the fact that there may be Gay people on this board, I think you should understand that we Know that already. They also are our friends. We are not bashing them. And for all you know others may be gay and they don't need someone sticking them back in the closet behind close doors with complaints.

Do we not? tell jokes about people, places, states ect.

Oh, and by the way: doesn't make you any better around here then the rest of us.

If you don't like the thread, PLEASE stay away! Thanks

I understand your point, but I think that flagrant homosexuality, which we are mocking here (not necessarily the act of homosexuality itself, which I happen to disagree with, but that's not the point), is subject to the same ridicule as is marriage, heterosexual sex, politics, and any other number of assorted topics. Just because something is sensitive to one particular person doesn't necessarily mean that it is in the interest of the majority to stop them from doing it.

What I'm trying to say is this - I think marriage is a sacred and noble institution that should be treated with the utmost respect - that doesn't mean I'm not going to laugh at Partagas' jokes about it. I don't think it offends anyone here who is married, and even if it did, they are a bit too hypersensitive to tell the difference between bashing and humour.

It's like my policy on Chappelle - we make fun of everybody, no exceptions. We don't discriminate.

There is no need that members who have not even posted their scores to jump into the anti-gay/pro-gay discussion here. Some members like to joke around with each other's scores, that's nothing to concern others whether they are gay or not. No one can tell people who are happy about getting a low or a high score why they think the way they do, being gay is repulsive to straights as being straight is repulsive to homosexuals while this is pointless to bisexuals.

In short post your scores and keep your discussions out of here, otherwise I ask JG or SC to close this topic down; we'd our little fun, this is going in the wrong way.

Sorry afsaneh, but scores have nothing to do with what people post or don't post. Threads always change as people add their thoughts as this one did. I know for a fact you and other have done the same thing to other threads. In fact it seems to be the norm on threads. You just can't control the way threads go.

Someone posted their thoughts and others commented to them.
You put up the starting post and others add on to them. If you want to close your starting thread all you have to do is close your first post, you don't need Geoff or SC to do it.

It would be a shame to close any thread because someone doesn't like something in it. Just like I told Geoff above.
It then becomes a form of censorship to subject matter.

Most threads run their course and need to either bend and change, or just die away by themselves when those involved lose interest. Have a great day!

Actually I think you are right. So carry on, although I don't mind seeing this thread being closed.

Sorry to go off-topic here, but I find it very ironic that the same guy who, just a few weeks ago, in one of his multitudinous diatribes told people to stop acting like they own the place and bossing people around is telling a member to stay away from a topic. :rolleyes:

Carry on.

Boy, I am really amazed at you. You mean you can't tell the difference between this and that. :rolleyes:
No way am I bossing people or playing Board Police. Go back and reread, Did I tell him not to post? Did I insult his opinion? or belittle him for them. After he came back into a thread that he said that he had a problem with, and then repeated his whole issue once again was:

"If you don't like the thread, PLEASE stay away! Thanks"


I don't feel that we should have any thread closed when people can just stay away. That is the issue and that was MY OPINION on a SOLUTION instead of it having to be closed.

And if you get a kick out of riding me, so be it. That's my answer and I'm sticking to it!

Hmmmm... Let me see...


Ohhh... :rolleyes:

How about this:

Maybe this would clear things up for you.

Nothing is wrong in this thread. I laugh at stereotypes. Hell, Chappelle does it excellently. Blacks, whites, homosexuals, whatever. It is funny. In a debate, it's out of place, but in humor?

Geez.. it was just a little fun..

People take things too seriously anymore..

Oh, ssshut up queenie, you little bitch! (*slapfight ensues*)

26%

I don't believe we need the meter for the two below ....



:p

... not that there is anything wrong with that ...

there is. I cannot hear the Village People soundtrack!

Phew: 16% Gay.

16 % percent gay probably because i am my mother's favourite.

84% Straight Because i am stingy, I don't want to spend on leather pants or a cleansing treatment and I do wait for my hair to grow long before i have a cut.

Glad to be Stingy. My Stinginess finally paid off.