Mississippi Born & Raised :AMA ( Ask Me Anything)

I've seen this theme on a couple of fourms and thought it would be fun. I'm from North Mississippi (Columbus) and people often have misconceptions( and of course stereotypes) about my state. So I'm open to any questions.

How many chickens would it take to kill an elephant?

If I ate myself, would I become twice as big or disappear completely?

Do you think humans will ever walk on the sun?

Is it true that midgets have a form of night vision?

I swallowed an ice cube whole the other day and have crapped it out yet....is stuck?

1,000.

Die from blood loss.

No.

No.

I suggest you seek a therapist.

In order to deflect another silly race baiting thread, which I get the feeling this will turn into, I suggest everyone uses this thread for posting the most ridiculous questions possible.

It's an appropriate way to deal with the issue in my opinion

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