Million dollar idea

I am thinking about launching a line of mens fragrances. I think its a hit and i can make millions.
The first fragrance -" house full of Indians". This unique fragrance is like no other, the fresh smell of a house filled with indians from Bombay. I am going to market it to convenience store owners.

Second fragrance- " gas station bathroom". This unique formula will be marketed to the truckers of america.

Third fragrance- " hot summer night in a holding cell "- i will market this one of a kind fragrance to gang bangers and other members of the hood.

Finally- " black man's dread locks". This is rather self explanatory but yet innovative and exotic.

I am also working on a fragrance for the hasidic jewish community. " kafilter fish caught in the beard of a rabbi".

Let me know if you knuckleheads have any other idea's. I am trying to get on CVC as well as Shark Tank.

I think you might be onto something here..