Older Men Beware!

This is a public service announcement from the GBB. All our older male members should read this and be aware.

Women often receive warnings about protecting themselves at the mall and in dark parking lots, etc. This is the first warning I have seen for men. I wanted to pass it on in case you haven't heard about it.
A 'heads up' for those men who may be regular customers at Lowe's, Home Depot, Costco, or even Wal-Mart. This one caught me totally by surprise. Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam while out shopping. Simply going out to get supplies has turned out to be quite traumatic. Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you or your friends.

Here's how the scam works... Two nice looking, college-age girls will come over to your car or truck as you are packing your purchases into your vehicle. They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts. (It's impossible not to look). When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say 'No' but instead ask for a ride to McDonald's.

You agree and they climb into the vehicle. On the way, they start undressing. Then one of them starts crawling all over you, while the other one steals your wallet. I had my wallet stolen Jan. 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, again on the 17th, 20th, 24th, and the 29th. Also Feb. 1st, 4th, 8th, twice on the 16th &17th, and very likely again this upcoming weekend.

So tell your friends to be careful. What a horrible way to take advantage of us older men. Warn your friends to be vigilant.

Wal-Mart has wallets on sale for $2.99 each. I found even cheaper ones for $.99 at the Dollar Store and bought them out in three of their stores.

Also, you never get to eat at McDonald's. I've already lost 11 pounds just running back and forth from Lowe's, to Home Depot, to Wal-Mart.

So please, send this on to all the older men that you know and warn them to be on the lookout for this scam. (The best times are just before lunch and around 4:30 in the afternoon.)

This has happened to me three times! So, my wife got me a new wallet for Christmas... which contained divorce papers! D'oh!

Atsa gooda one, SC!

I have an old wallet and some monopoly money....hmm? do you think it will work. Are you sure they are nice looking? I'm particular about my women.

SC, we have a variation of that going on down here since this is a college town. However, in this case, I go to Wal-mart or whereever and locate a couple of college girls, ask them to clean my windshield, and them reward them by giving them my wallet after they have climbed all over me. Afterall, wallets are cheap at Wal-Mart.

All the women in this burg are falling out of their tops. Was in Trader Joe's last week buying wine. Asked the cashier to get a box to put the wines in. She reached over into a bin that held empty boxes, but couldn't reach one. "My arms are too short--and my boobs are too big."

It's been awhile for me but I think you still call that a come-on, TB.

A come-on? That's a straight up "welcome to the bake sale here's the cookie jar" moment.

Gee, now I guess I gotta buy a car!


Signor V.

This is a scam I very much want to be a victim of!

I suppose setting up a support group for the victims of this cruel hoax would be pointless, seeing as the victims are all so willing

Yogi, you are not far off. A support group for older gentleman who wish for this to happen might be in order. We could lament about our unfulfilled fantasies and the years we have wasted while our women suffer the throes of menopause, and we are in the grips of hormones that still rage within our bodies. Who needs Viagra, get me an ice pack.