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don't swim in chinese public pools!

Posted By: Five_Felonies

don't swim in chinese public pools! - 08/23/12 05:07 PM

pretty self-explanatory.

http://en.rocketnews24.com/2012/08/14/chinese-public-pool-is-aquatic-hell-of-urine-and-feces/
Posted By: The Italian Stallionette

Re: don't swim in chinese public pools! - 08/23/12 05:22 PM

OMG!!! uhwhat panic Is that the only pool in the country? lol


TIS
Posted By: Yogi Barrabbas

Re: don't swim in chinese public pools! - 08/28/12 10:48 AM

Ha ha, i saw that.....the worlds next super power no less panic
Posted By: Don Zadjali

Re: don't swim in chinese public pools! - 08/28/12 12:24 PM

sick
Posted By: bladerkeks

Re: don't swim in chinese public pools! - 08/28/12 12:55 PM

you can be shure the water doesnt get cold.
Posted By: MaryCas

Re: don't swim in chinese public pools! - 08/28/12 01:12 PM

Beyond comment.
Posted By: dontomasso

Re: don't swim in chinese public pools! - 08/28/12 04:51 PM

Who on these boards would fly to China just to go simming in a public poool?
Posted By: Turnbull

Re: don't swim in chinese public pools! - 08/28/12 05:00 PM

Reminds me of growing up in the Brownsville section of Brooklyn NY. We swam in Betsy Head Pool, a gigantic public pool built in the Thirties. Just as crowded as that Beijing pool. But polio was the big scare then.

School break here goes from late May through early August. The YMCA pool makes special hours for the kids. Water's always cloudy... sick
Posted By: pizzaboy

Re: don't swim in chinese public pools! - 08/28/12 05:13 PM

Nasty, but no worse than Orchard Beach whistle.

Just kidding. I love Orchard Beach. But it does remind me of when I first got married. We lived in an Astoria apartment for almost two years before buying our home in Throggs Neck.

For two summers we were at the Astoria Park Pool almost every weekend. It's not that it was unsanitary, just VERY, VERY crowded. So you were always a little leery of cooties.
Posted By: Signor Vitelli

Re: don't swim in chinese public pools! - 08/28/12 06:55 PM

There was a similar incident here in Brooklyn just a few weeks ago, on August 4. McCarren Park Pool, built in the 1930's and closed since (I believe) the late '80s, recently re-opened with much publicity and hoopla. Soon, however, it was making news for all the wrong reasons (brawling, for one thing).

Let's face it, folks, anyway you look at it, some people are just out-and-out pigs. Period.

Here is a recent article from The Gothamist:

Saturday Surprise!

McCarren Park Pool Closed Due To Unsanitary Conditions


Rachel Pincus/Gothamist

The more things change, the more they poop the same: according to various Tweeters, the newly renovated fight club/public toilet McCarren Park Pool has been closed due to "unsanitary conditions." Chris Hollenbeck tweeted, "A loudspeaker echoes omnipresent over McCarren, 'Attention: Due to unsanitary conditions the pool is now closed. Please exit the pool bed.'" Maybe it was just a Baby Ruth?


In case you've forgotten, McCarren Park Pool had a previous incident with fecal matter (dubbed Poopgate) last month — cops vehemently denied any pooping had occurred, but a lifeguard later confirmed the story to the Post. They also gave the lowdown on park procedure for such "unsanitary conditions:" "We cleared out the pool and made everyone stand on the sides. The rule is five minutes for poop and 25 minutes for throw-up. Luckily, there were two new lifeguards, so we made them clean it up."

sick

The pool was closed for a couple of days while it was cleaned and disinfected with huge doses of chlorine.

Still, I wouldn't go to any public pool in my area if you paid me.

I can't help but be reminded of a sign I saw at a friend's house many years ago: We don't swim in your toilet, so please don't pee in our pool.

Signor V.
Posted By: pizzaboy

Re: don't swim in chinese public pools! - 08/28/12 07:08 PM

Posted By: SC

Re: don't swim in chinese public pools! - 08/28/12 07:45 PM

^^^ Still one of the funniest scenes around.
Posted By: SC

Re: don't swim in chinese public pools! - 08/28/12 07:47 PM

Originally Posted By: Signor Vitelli
Still, I wouldn't go to any public pool in my area if you paid me.


That's Brooklyn for ya. The ocean isn't any different. My brother used to sell warm spots in it when he was a kid. And let's not forget the Coney Island whitefish.
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