U.S. Men have smaller "junk" than Japan?

This will put a cold shower to an old stereotype.

US penis envy? Penis size survey ranks nation 11th, behind Japan

According to the latest, most comprehensive study to date using 500,000 males, the average length of a Japanese male’s erection is 13.56 centimeters (5.33 inches), with a diameter of 3.53 cm (1.39“) at the head and 3.19 cm (1.25”) at the shaft, writes Tokyo Reporter.

The statistic places Japanese males 10th worldwide, behind — among others — France, Australia, Italy, even Thailand, which according to Tenga boasts the largest penises in Asia.

But what the Tokyo Reporter was especially astonished about is that Japan placed ahead of the United States, which ranks 11th, with an average of 12.9 cm (5.08“).

On the other side of the great penile divide were South Koreans, whose average of 9.6 cm (3.78”) made them the shortest among males in the 17 Asian countries for which measurements were available.

http://www.alaskadispatch.com/article/us-penis-envy-penis-size-survey-ranks-nation-11th-behind-japan

This is the best news I heard today. I'm above average!

The national averages actually seem low. I feel very sorry for the South Koreans

LOL This should be interesting. All the guys will chime in on who's got the biggest ying yang. Just don't get into any pissing matches.

Now women would never start a thread on who's got the biggest boobs.



TIS

Why the hell not!

Never, TIS?? Well, I'm all for equality of the sexes, so I think I'll sit back and wait. Perhaps I'll be pleasantly surprised.

But, looking at the original post, I'm reminded of the saying, "In the land of the blind, the one-eyed man is king."

Maybe Travelocity has a good price on a one-way ticket to South Korea...

Signor V.

Stiff competiton from Asia...

True, but the Koreans have teeny one eyed wonder worms.

Me, too - *whew*!

It must be all the porn stars that makes us think being less than 9" is inadequate...

Humor has always been welcome on the GBB, but, as our Don has made clear, "Please keep it respectable."

Therefore, you can imagine how incredibly frustrating it is to think about all the smileys, emoticons and cartoons on the Net that I can't post to this thread!



Signor V.

i could be a legend in south korea LOL

that average seemed on the small side but what do i know. Ladies any opinoins ??

I just realized after reading the link on top, that these results come from about 500,000 men in 40 countries, and are self-reported measurements for a "recommended" masturbation device. A Japanese sex toy. As the article continues, wouldn't these results be more accurate than normal self-reported measurements if it's for a personal use item?

Or maybe smaller men are the ones typically ordering such devices? Hmmm....

Our top story tonight...

So much for the "Irish Curse". Although they might be just ahead of the Koreans.

Well played.

;)OK, wiseguy. When it comes to the size of my personal equipment, I hold my own.

There's one reason why I don't shake hands with klydon.

As the saying goes, "A bird in the hand..."

I am very surprised we haven't seen any thoughts from carm on this topic. LOL

American Men should use the Comcast Remote rather then a ruler at the Top you've reached power in the middle it just says OK

Or men could start a thread whether they like fakes ones or real ones. One of my EX's had implants, she would go to the gym a lot and try and keep in tip top shape because women who don' t take care of themselves and get implants just end up having two big saggy fun-bags.

I've come to realize that my "junk" is way bigger than most guys on these boards.

I'm reminded of the old Henny Youngman joke:

My wife says to me, Gimme eight inches and make it hurt. I fucked her twice and punched her in the mouth.

That's terrible! I'm familiar with the "Take my wife, please" but never heard that one.


TIS

I heard the old wives tale is the size of the man's penis is half of his shoe size.

I've heard it before - years ago - but I never heard it attributed to Henny Youngman.

I recall that in the version I heard, she wanted six inches. Definitely a case of adding more insult to the injury...

Signor V.

Yeah, I seriously doubt Henny Youngman said that. After a quick google search, it's been attributed to both Redd Foxx -- he was hilariously vulgar! -- or Andrew Dice Clay. Who knows who originally said it.

Joke ranges from girlfriend or wife, 6 or 9 inches, twice or 3 times, and hit her with a brick.

In the book Truly Tasteless Jokes (1981) it's phrased, "Did you hear about the masochist who said to her boyfriend, 'Give me nine inches and make it hurt.' He F***d her twice and slapped her."

JG, how is it possible that you have posted here without writing "penis"??

DMC hasn't been around