SV fascinated me with the origin of the phrase colder than the balls on a brass monkey. I'll let him do it again.
Gladly, except recent nosing around the Internet has now cast quite a bit of doubt on my story.
Let me explain:
It's not really "my" story - I read it a few years ago on the website of songwriter Amanda McBroom (she wrote "The Rose", among many other songs). Now, I've found the tale repudiated by a few sites. Here is something from the Oxford Dictionary website:
What is the origin of the term 'brass monkey'?The story goes that cannonballs used to be stored aboard ship in piles, on a brass frame or tray called a 'monkey'. In very cold weather the brass would contract, spilling the cannonballs: hence very cold weather is 'cold enough to freeze the balls off a brass monkey'.
There are several problems with this story, as follows:
The term 'monkey' is not otherwise recorded as the name for such an object.
The rate of contraction of brass in cold temperatures is unlikely to be fast enough to cause the reputed effect.
The phrase is actually first recorded as 'freeze the tail off a brass monkey', which removes any essential connection with balls.
It therefore seems most likely that the phrase is simply a humorous reference to the fact that metal figures will become very cold to the touch in cold weather.Damn! And it seemed like such a great story at the time.
Signor V.