Why men are never depressed

Men Are Just Happier People
Your last name stays put.
The garage is all you
Wedding plans take care of themselves.
Chocolate is just another snack.
You can never be pregnant.
Car mechanics tell you the truth.
The world is your urinal.
You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky.
You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
Same work, more pay.
Wrinkles add character.
People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.
New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
One mood all the time.

Not true. Just the other day I was talking to an employee at Costco. He had bigger tits than I do and I couldn't take my eyes off them.

lmao .. sounds like that man should be depressed ...

Reminds me of a song close to my heart !

"Tittie's and Beer !

Good post oli.

If that's what you want to believe, then yeah...stay happy

Say that to Arnold...

Wasn't a good post. It was bullshit. Many men get depressed. All this list did was re-enforce that they don't have nearly a good enough reason to BE depressed.

Hey, show me a man that don't like beer, and tit's . And I will show you a lady that don't like wine, and dick

What the hell does this have to do with the original post? lol

Actually men get depressed for many reasons. There's a lot of pressure to be the bread winner, a loss of a job, you go limp at all the wrong times, etc, etc. Men do get depressed. They just handle it differently than women.

Did you ask him where he got them done?

my little brother was a little shall we say "down", I tried to take him to training and out for a run.... but he tells me to go fuck myself .. thats the last time I try to help his dumb ass ... his idea of depression is when ps3 network is down and he can't play COD MW3 online - thank god he don't have some real problems to deal with (like the guy at costco has with his tits)

;)Or if they wear perced. Where the nippols hard ? Wow , what a feelen ! I am getting a reserriction.

Wow, we better shut this puppy down now. Too many guys getting excited over some man boobs.

For the record, I was jealous. They were cone shaped and pointing right up to the sky.

gemini, your little bro needs a girlfriend. Done. The bill is in the mail.

The manZEERE!!!!

I call mine Tarzan Tits, nice and Hairy . Just sayen . LOL

yeah your right .. he ain't gonna find a lady on his ps3 ... well not the proper kind ...

To many games and such today. minds, personality's, friend ships etc. going down the tube. Getting into a shower srubbing the body, shaving, brushing the teeth. looking in a mirror , winking , then going out and having some fun. And being proud ya had a job today. games can come later !

Biggest Game I am playing Now. Is I am a Fucken Winner "Real Life" that is the most IMPROTANT GAME YOU ARE EVER GONNA PLAY, IFFEN YA ARE LUCKY YA MAY JUST GET TO PLAY SOMETIME !

be your best and be fucken proud ! Ya will never , regret it!

Just Sayen !

I've lost my husband the last couple months to that whore Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 3. I can level up, I can prestige, so I don't get it really, what's she got that I don't??!!

I lost Mrs Meatballs to Angry Birds for about three months. Best three months ever.

Thar ya go "Silence is Golden" may mean more cooking or sandwich makin. but it is all good Hell we could sell those Birds thar They ain't anything like Sonny Black's , he loved those his birds he didn't have ta worry about em either.

Hey Sonny, hope all is well. Gotta make my caps count hare. . Hope ya know what I mean

I should get a Bird, some have told me that to

and recommended a Buzzard , but then iffen I got one of them would have ta have a nose job on it , either that or punch the fuck a few times but I like Birds ! Decisions in life ! Suck

Speaking of angry birds... you should see Mrs.Mark if I spend too much time on gangsterbb.net!

Mark, did ya tell here it is very educational, and you are learning such a great deal hare the knowledge around hare is outstanding.

A hare is a rabbit.

The pronoun for a woman is her.

The word you seem to endlessly search for is here.

Don't mean to be rude, but thought you might want to know.

I like bunnys, bunny rabbits, not a prob. SB

Speaking of men, and I know a lot of men do this...buy Christmas gifts on Christmas Eve. My ex-husband waited til the last minute and my SIL (whom I love) does the same. I think it's in the blood.

To add to the humor, this Christmas was no different. MY SIL was running late (he worked that day) and had to stop at the store (hint hint to get his wife's gift). We had presents spread all over and the kids were enjoying, as were the adults. My granddaughter had a gift in a huge gift bag. As soon as she opened that gift, my SIL asks her to hand him the bag. We ALL laughed (including him). In the end, her gift didn't even fit in that bag. To his defense he isn't ALWAYS this last minute but it happens. LOL


TIS

who goes limp ??

Hey, I read Cosmopolitan. It happens!!

I like my little blue pills, but I want a boner to last more than four hours so I can go to the ED and Bang every good looken nurse thar.

I can see it now. Frosty picked up for a Friendly Weopan Charges ! Sure as hell don't need a silencer for this gun. May need ear muffs , for all the Oh Frosty !!!!! Eemmmmeemmem's

After reading that, I think I may have thrown up a little.

lol ED sounds like a serious problem..