Posted By: pizzaboy
1 Million For Virginity - 04/20/09 06:02 PM
This is really sick. That fat, homely British singer has been offered a million bucks to lose her virginity in a porn flick. Dear God, she looks just like Fat Bastard from the Austin Powers movies.
British singing sensation Susan Boyle offered $1 million to star in porn flick
BY Dave Goldiner
DAILY NEWS
Homely British singing sensation Susan Boyle has been offered $1 million to make a porn flick.
The plain Jane superstar with the spellbinding voice would have to lose her virginity on camera to earn the seven-figure payday from Los Angeles-based Kick Ass Films.
"We want to get this movie shot and out while Susan has the world's attention," said Kick Ass boss Mark Kulkis. "Besides, after 47 years of virginity, I'm sure Susan is also anxious to get something cracking as soon as possible."
Boyle, who says she's never been kissed let alone bedded, has taken the entire world by storm since she appeared on the American Idol-style TV show "Britain's Got Talent."
A Web clip of her singing a tune from the Broadway hit "Les Miserables," has received 100 million hits worldwide, more than five times President Obama's historic victory speech.
If Boyle accepts the offer, the porn company will fly her out to Tinseltown on - you guessed it - Virgin Airlines.
Fans will also get a chance to choose the title for the raunchy film. It's unclear who might play the leading man.
Posted By: J Geoff
Re: 1 Million For Virginity - 04/20/09 06:06 PM
Posted By: pizzaboy
Re: 1 Million For Virginity - 04/20/09 06:09 PM
You should do it, Geoffy.
It'd be nice for you to get a date away from that Craigslist for a change
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Posted By: J Geoff
Re: 1 Million For Virginity - 04/20/09 06:09 PM
I tell you one thing, though, after finally watching it... she's awesome!
Posted By: klydon1
Re: 1 Million For Virginity - 04/20/09 06:37 PM
She has an incredibly wonderful voice and natural appeal. How can anyone not like her?
A million bucks to make a porno flick? She's going to make a lot more than that the first week she releases a CD...if that's what she wants.
Posted By: pizzaboy
Re: 1 Million For Virginity - 04/20/09 06:40 PM
She's going to make a lot more than that the first week she releases a CD.
That's for sure. These lowlife porn promoters will do anything for publicity and to make a buck.
Posted By: BAM_233
Re: 1 Million For Virginity - 04/20/09 09:01 PM
umm...wow. if somebody would offer me a million bucks to star in a porno i would say no...if jenna jameson was the lead though...well i would just do it for free then lol.
Posted By: SC
Re: 1 Million For Virginity - 04/20/09 09:02 PM
umm...wow. if somebody would offer me a million bucks to star in a porno i would say no...if jenna jameson was the lead though...well i would just do it for free then lol.
Who are you kidding? You'd PAY a million bucks to be in a movie with her.
Posted By: J Geoff
Re: 1 Million For Virginity - 04/20/09 10:25 PM
if somebody would offer me a million bucks to star in a porno i would say no...
What?? Sheesh, the way things are going I'd do it for $10,000 ... okay, $1000
Posted By: SC
Re: 1 Million For Virginity - 04/20/09 10:38 PM
if somebody would offer me a million bucks to star in a porno i would say no...
What?? Sheesh, the way things are going I'd do it for $10,000 ... okay, $1000
Geoff, you'd do it for two shots of vodka and a cigarette.
Posted By: whisper
Re: 1 Million For Virginity - 04/20/09 10:57 PM
may be the return of Rocky Rose!!!
Posted By: pizzaboy
Re: 1 Million For Virginity - 04/20/09 10:58 PM
Fat Scottish woman to Geoffy: "Get-In-My-Belly."
Posted By: BAM_233
Re: 1 Million For Virginity - 04/20/09 11:51 PM
whats next a female bald midget.
Posted By: Saladbar
Re: 1 Million For Virginity - 04/21/09 12:28 AM
Homely British singing sensation Susan Boyle has been offered $1 million to make a porn flick.
How much they paying they guy?
I'd watch it if they made Simon do it.
Posted By: SC
Re: 1 Million For Virginity - 04/21/09 12:51 AM
whats next a female bald midget.
Hey, NOW you're talking!!
Posted By: Longneck
Re: 1 Million For Virginity - 04/21/09 12:55 AM
may be the return of Rocky Rose!!!
I've got to write a story with that guy as the main character.
I feel sorry for this lady and think it's in the worse possible taste for these people to offer her this so called deal. It seems like a mockery of her.
I don't know what kind of person she is, except that she cared for her ill mother for a long time and is I'm guessing quite sheltered. I don't know. I just feel bad for her.
Now, on the other hand, if this lady is gung ho and goes for this offer, I guess I'll have to eat my words.
TIS
Posted By: Longneck
Re: 1 Million For Virginity - 04/21/09 01:07 AM
How do you turn down a million dollars to do something you've probably wanted to do for the last 35 years?
Posted By: Sicilian Babe
Re: 1 Million For Virginity - 04/21/09 01:18 AM
This woman may not be particularly pretty, but she sings like an angel.
Posted By: Longneck
Re: 1 Million For Virginity - 04/21/09 02:01 AM
well, honestly I prefer girls in porn who are more realistic than the ones with boob jobs and blonde hair, but this is just....ugh.
Posted By: Mignon
Re: 1 Million For Virginity - 04/21/09 02:23 AM
If she wins the competition or goes for this offer she'll have plenty of men/women who will want to date her.
Posted By: BAM_233
Re: 1 Million For Virginity - 04/21/09 02:43 AM
yea i would think that too...i mean money covers everything.
Posted By: klydon1
Re: 1 Million For Virginity - 04/21/09 02:53 AM
Getting a million dollars to lose your virginity.? Heck, I didn't get any money when I lost mine. In fact, it cost me forty bucks.
Posted By: Longneck
Re: 1 Million For Virginity - 04/21/09 02:58 AM
Getting a million dollars to lose your virginity.? Heck, I didn't get any money when I lost mine. In fact, it cost me forty bucks.
Yeah but you're a lawyer, I'm sure you screwed her in more ways than one.
Posted By: BAM_233
Re: 1 Million For Virginity - 04/21/09 03:04 AM
you are a lawyer? man you could have had a better slut then with that money lol.
Posted By: BAM_233
Re: 1 Million For Virginity - 04/21/09 03:19 AM
man i could say something here lol.
Posted By: Blibbleblabble
Re: 1 Million For Virginity - 04/21/09 03:21 AM
Sure you could, and add to the retardation of the board.
Posted By: klydon1
Re: 1 Million For Virginity - 04/21/09 03:31 AM
Getting a million dollars to lose your virginity.? Heck, I didn't get any money when I lost mine. In fact, it cost me forty bucks.
Yeah but you're a lawyer, I'm sure you screwed her in more ways than one.
This was years before law school. I thought about visiting her, but I don't know if I can find her retirement home.
Posted By: SC
Re: 1 Million For Virginity - 04/21/09 03:38 AM
Getting a million dollars to lose your virginity.? Heck, I didn't get any money when I lost mine. In fact, it cost me forty bucks.
$40???
Geez, back in my day it was only $20.
(waiting for olivant's study of supply & demand vs. inflation)
Posted By: Longneck
Re: 1 Million For Virginity - 04/21/09 05:40 PM
Getting a million dollars to lose your virginity.? Heck, I didn't get any money when I lost mine. In fact, it cost me forty bucks.
Yeah but you're a lawyer, I'm sure you screwed her in more ways than one.
This was years before law school. I thought about visiting her, but I don't know if I can find her retirement home.
Hmm, I don't remember typing that. But I did have a whole lot of Rum last night
Posted By: svsg
Re: 1 Million For Virginity - 04/21/09 06:10 PM
(waiting for olivant's study of supply & demand vs. inflation)
The founding fathers were unequivocal in their recognition of the constitutional rights accorded to the workers of all capacities including those that offered sexual services in exchange for monetary benefits.
I don't know if it is true, I made it up.
Simon's right.
Lets hope Susan wins.
Posted By: Fame
Re: 1 Million For Virginity - 04/26/09 01:28 PM
I just dont understand what's the big surprise here. I'm all for crazy news items and what not, but I just dont see the big deal here and why it's such a sensation that the woman can sing. One cannot sing well unless s/he is pretty? what's one thing got to do with the other? following that logic I suppose pretty people have bigger brains as well? better at math?
Or is it because she made a couple of funny/unfunny comments before she started to sing? I'd still say that this has nothing to do with her singing. I'm just trying to understand what's the surprise...
And dont tell me "Ugly Duckling". There is absolutely no parallelism between the tale and the "story" of Susan Boyle....unless you simplify it to the point where pretty much any other tale could be used instead. Hans Christian Andersen must be turning in his grave.
Posted By: Sicilian Babe
Re: 1 Million For Virginity - 04/26/09 11:09 PM
I think that the big surprise was that at first she seemed a bit askew. Many people try out for that show knowing that they'll be bad because they will get on TV. With her personality, I think that's what everyone was expecting, but they were surprised that she was not only good, she was exceptionally good.
Posted By: whisper
Re: 1 Million For Virginity - 04/28/09 02:34 AM
Only just read this thread....
Sheeeiiitttt...I'd sell my "Virginity" for $100!!!
Posted By: The Iceman
Re: 1 Million For Virginity - 04/28/09 12:49 PM
I still haven't heard her sing, I'm not in a real hurry to do so either.