Fidel Castro possibly maybe sort-of kind-of dead?

http://www.nationalledger.com/artman/publish/article_272615625.shtml

I just got a few txts from my friends saying the news stations have been mentioning this rumor.

Though I have chilled the champagne before...this would be the highlight of my year if true.

Good news.

Miami is going to be electric tonight.

My only question is, if he's dead, what's to become of Cuba?

The National will go to the Lakeville Road boys. The Capri to the Corleone Family. The Sevilla Biltmore, also, but Eddie Levine of Newport will bring in the Pennino Brothers -- Dino and Eddie - for a piece, and also to handle the actual casino operation. And we've saved a piece for some friends in Nevada, to make sure things go smooth back home.

No, no, no... What I meant was, does anyone have first dibs on necrophilia yet? Or can I have the first slice of that proverbial death-sex-cake?

I picked him in my "Dead Pool" this year.... I guess I hope its true.

Pfft, this thread certainly deserves more than one star.

It deserves one-thousand.

That's real?

Well... Cool. I guess.

Well, it's 9:11 CST and I've been watching the cable news and talk shows and there's no mention of Castro. Are we sure there is or ever was a Castro?

Pretty damn sure...at least from where I see it.

I can't wait!

My scenerio ---

1. Castro dies

2. U.S. lifts embargo

3. Cubans (cigars that is) flood the U.S.

4. Initially the prices are sky high as everyone wants a Cuban

5. As the market corrects itself, prices become realistic

Personally this means I will not have to work as hard to get "import" my Cubans BUT it may put a dent my "side" business. Oh well, gotta go with the flow and take the good with the bad

Just heard on Fox that he is alive. As soon as he dies, I am volunteering for the Mafia. With his death Cuba will open up to all kinds of trade and activity and I am going to be in on the bottom floor - Casinos for sure.

I'd like to shit on his headstone.

I take it he's still alive then..

i havent heard anyhting in the uk have you De Niro?

no,i wasn't aware of anything until i read this thread

ok

Not that i care..LOL

fair enough

Check out the Drudge Report.

Propaganda.

Castro's still alive.

We'll know when he's dead.