Bethie's Birthday!

I sure wish I'd realized it was approaching, but the cute little birthday cake still gave it away.

A very happy birthday to the sweetest crab I know, and one of my favorite members.

Thanks for your kindness, good company, and great wit. And for fighting the Battle of the Chicks with me in BBC.

Have a wonderful day!

Here's wishing my favorite crabby chick a very happy and healthy birthday!!

Many happy returns of the day.

And a present for ya:

Happy Birthday, Bethie!!

Wish you all the best, and hope to meet you again soon!

Here are your 21 spankings

Happy Birthday Beth

Beth -

I hope that you have a very HAPPY BIRTHDAY and that all your birthday wishes come true.

Gina, you're too sweet. Thanks. Chicks rock! Hahaha. I'm sure Paul's somewhere scratching his head looking at the fantasy bb scores and saying, "How the hell did this happen". I miss his witty and somewhat puzzling birthday wishes. I think it's the first time I was ever called erudite and relevant.

SC, is that a zucchini you have, or are you just happy to see me?

Oooh, Geoff is giving me spankings. And he's doing it in public. :0

Thanks SVSG. I'm just glad mother nature decided to take away the rain and snow and 50 mph winds and give me a day of sunshine and 70 degrees.

Thanks, Cardi buddy. You want ALL of my wishes to come true? Boy that's a mighty tall order. I guess having Gerard Butler singing Happy Birthday in his birthday suit I'll have to skip until next year then.

Wow, first day of Taurus! A dear friend of mine is born today as well. He is such a sweet person, and so are you!

Happy birthday to you and I wish you many happy returns of the day.

Wow! Happy Birthday Beth. I wish I was 29 again. And a Taurus too hu? My mother and my daughter are both Taurus. Do you have a stubborn streak?

Do you have any special plans? If not, I'd say, pamper yourself and do whatever the hell you wanna do. Enjoy your day!!


TIS

Thanks Afs and Tissie! A true Taurus I am. Could be why I got the nickname crabby..hahaha. As far having a stubborn streak I think I'll plead the fifth on that.

My plans so far are to watch "A Bronx tale" with my daughter. Then she's taking me to Olive Garden for lunch. I know, I know. I won't win an honorary Italian Badge for that. . But it's cheap and it's close to the mall. After lunch we're going shopping, so I guess that's where the pampering part comes in.

Sorry Beth. This is the best that I could come up with for you this year.

DC, stop teasing Bethie! You're making her drool.

Beth, if you were here, I'd take you to L.A. and we could cruise Hollywood Blvd. and look at all the weirdos, Beverly Hills (just to dream and see how the other half lives :/)Oh, and of course shop on Rodeo Drive. Well, rather "window" shopping.


TIS

Just wrote you a poem Beth. If you like it then cool. If not then sue me

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Beth E, Beth E, Beth E,
What a lovely woman is she,
Always sweet, and kind, and fair,
If you got some trouble-you know she'll be there!

And she's terribly funny as well I must say,
If I was a woman, she would've made me go gay,
So what will I wish you on this wonderful day?
A one-night-stand with Butler in the hay?
Or maybe a full month from now till mid-may?

I wish you all that and only the best,
Sexy young guys with no hair on their chest,
Good health and joy, love and the rest,
And I hope you did well on your first driving test,
Yeah that last line was just there for the rhyme,
And I sure wouldnt mind if you give me a dime,
Or make that a million in case you are rich,
We really should spend some more time on the beach!

(I'll pick you up tomorrow )

Beth, My dear friend! We've been through thick and thin together, and I'm always grateful for your support and friendship. Therefore, I wish you a wonderful and happy birthday (after a little head-hanging over the whole Olive Garden thing).

May your cake have no calories and may you enjoy this special day as you do all others: with joy and laughter.

Beth,
Happy Birthday. I know we haven't met in person yet but I think you are one of the nicest,compassionate ladies on here. And hopefully we can meet in person soon. I hope your day is filled with love and laughter. And on your special day here is my present for you:

Happy Birthday, Beth. I look forward to you kicking my butt all summer in the ESPN baseball game.

Happy Belated Birthday Bethie, the sweetest crabby chick I know!

Sorry I'm late!

Happy belated birthday to my fellow Marylander!

Sorry I'm late too, but happy birthday, Beth!