Funniest Scarface Line/Scene

I can watch this seen forever, when Manny gets smacked in the face and then walks away "Bitch....Leezbiaan"

My favorite scene is where Tony comes in with Manny & Chi Chi to kill Frank. My favorite line is when Frank asks Tony what the gun is for & Tony replies, "What dis? Dis nothing. I'm...how do you say? Parnoid!"

What about homosexuality Tony? Huh? You like men? You like dressing up like women?

What the fuck is wrong with this guy mang, you kidding me or what?

Just answer the question, Tony.

Ok. No. Ok? Fuck no.

Where manny sticks his tongue out at tony and tony replies "What the Fuck is that?"

"Look like a fucking lizard"

My favorite scene is the restaurant scene....

"What da f**k you lookin at"

"You need people like me, to point your f***ing finger at."

"I always tell the truth, even when I lie!"
( one of my favorite lines of the movie ).

"So say goodnight to the bad guy."

Etc. Etc.

Great scene. I saw an interview with one of the co-producers of the film and he went on to say that Pacino was soooo convincing in that scene that the Director did not believe that Paino was acting and swore that he was really drunk! He cut the scene several times to smell Pacino's breath to make sure that he really wasn't drunk! That's how convincing Pacino was acting out that scene.


Don Cardi

"I always tell the truth, even when I lie!"

Classic.

"Ey how you like that? Huh? Jou Fucking Maricon!"

"You got some good stuff here. Class A chit."

"Take it easy when you talk to me!"

"Jou Die Motherfucker!"

and the funniest scene:
"Oh Manny, look at the Pelican fly! C'mon Pelican!"

" I always tell the truth even when I lie"

" Die motherf***** "

" fly pelican ..."

" lesbian"

" say goodnight to the bad guy"

" maybe a lady tiger "

" a ticket from resurrection "

etc. etc. etc

I love that line too

"Wash em jo'self. I retire!"

"Then why didn't you? And don't me callin' me no fuckin' dishwasher, I'll kick yo' fuckin' monkey ass."

"You givin' me orders? Amigo, the only thing in dis world, that gives orders, is balls."

The best one:

"Hey Manny, look at dat pelican. C'mon pelican!"

"Where'd you get that scar tough guy, eatin' pu$$y?"

"How jou get a scar like dat eating pu$$Y?"


The best!!!

"Que mas carne, ni mas carne, asi viene el sandwich meng"

Manolo to the custumer at the sandwich shop

Hey Frank, you a piece a chit

"why dont you try stickin your head up your ass, see if it fits."

GoodFella

My favorite line, after he stains the passenger car door window with a red shmear:

"Well, you stupid f***, look at you now."

"Manny, look at the pelican! Fly pelican!"

For some reason, Tony watching the nature channel and being so fascinated is my kind of funny.

I forget my Spanish.. what's he sayin? I know carne is meat.. something more meat?

When Chi-Chi thinks they're talking about the old lady crossing the street.

^^^Jou fuckin' crazy, man? She's a hundred and t'ree years old!" lol

What about the bathroom scene:

"You know what capitalism is? Gettin' fucked"

JOU HORSE!!

Oh good, no one has taken MY favorite line ever!

"I'll bury those f*cking cockroaches!!!"

" why don't jou stick your head up your ass and see if it's fits"

" no, you die motherfucka' "


just to name a few.

and you what do you call yourself

Oh my God, the whole movie is a bunch of classic hysterical scenes. I would say the one that makes me laugh the most is when the girl smacks Manny in the face and he walks back saying, "Bitch...lesbian!"

No matter how many times I see it, it's still hilarious.

Tony to Elvira "How would know, bubblehead?"

"say hello to my little friend"

Say hell to my little friend.


That was great

When Tony is buying the Porsche..

Elvira: "Don't forget the fog lights.."
Tony: "Oooh that's a good idea, in case I get stuck in a swamp!"

Or in the same scene..

Tony: "Uhh.. Gimme a radar with a uhh scrambler, and a uhh phone with a uhh scanners!"

yeah i think that funny as well,is that the car with the leoped skin