Titanic 2

Yes it is true TITANIC 2 is coming to the screens in summer.

First i heard it from a friend and thought id look it up.

It is mainly about modern day and they go looking for gold and what have yer and they find a body in ice they raise it from the water then melt it and then they find jack who is still alive!!!

From 1912 - 2000 he is in the ice and he is still alive..
Watch the video to find out more.

Titanic 2 preview

hmmmmm..... frozen from 1912-2000?someone get that guy a lemsip!!

lol have you watched the video it freaks me out!!?

I'm sure that somewhere in there it is explained how Jack's body survives the pressure of 6,000 pounds per sq. inch at the bottom of the ocean...even within that perfectly formed block of ice.

Leo DiCaprio must really be hard up for work, to have to reprise a character that is put on display like King Kong, escapes through an underground tunnel like Andy Dufraine (Shawshank Redeption), and is finally hunted down like The Fugitive.

Only thing missing is the Wonderful Wizard of Oz (...If I only had a career...)!

Anyway, a close look at the link shows it's probably a joke. If not...impressionable teens everywhere, get out your wallets!!!

:rolleyes:

Apple

yeah i watched the video,it says next to it it isnt real though,so who knows.its true ,tis freeky

Leo looks acsactly the same as when he made the first one doesnt he! Imagine being in ice for years and years and when you get out everything you knew has gone no family and even the internet and absolutely loads of things is new to you...

Oh yeah!

By the way, a key clue that this is not real...the gravestone near the very end of the preview reel appears to list Rose's year of birth as 1899.

That would make her 13 years old at the time of her big adventure with Jack on the Titanic.

Apple

Yes i noticed that as well... But would when she died make her 102 yrs old?

I hope that no one, even for a split second, thought this was legit.

Sorry but what do you mean?

Hopefully no one in their right mind thought this was real.

I thought it was until i looked to the side!

..... ahahahahahahahahahaha

It happened. Austin Powers.

I love these trailer spoofs. My favorite is Heat as a romantic comedy.

Sorry but What are you all on about?

Cocaine's a helluva drug.

Huh?

This is a fake movie. It is not real and made purely for humor purposes.

This has been an automated message from The Office of "Duh".

The Doc

I figured that out!

I think Ferro's point of replying is to the fact that you had to figure it out.

This thread is classic.

Why is it classic DON? Any reasons?

Did you know they took the word "gullible" out of the dictionary?!? Its true, look it up

Did you know they took the word "gullible" out of the dictionary?!? Its true, look it up [/b][/quote]

HA HA HEE HEE

Wow, what a thread

God, reading threads is now putting me in danger of losing IQ. Good thing I already took the SATs.

That's nothing compared to posting in them.

Which you just did.

Posting helps me release my thoughts.

Really?

Damn you Bogey. I literally had something very similar to that typed out and then just before posting it I decided it was a bit too harsh.

Thief!

I'll just say, there's a very big but yet subtle difference between someone laughing with you and someone laughing at you.

Wrap your brain banana around that one. :p

Looks more promising than MI III

This thread has turned out to be a little bit well weird!

That's completely fitting ... since Titanic 1 was a little bit well wierd.

Apple

Blame it on the remnants of a ship sunk long ago.

LOL

Help me out - where is the footage taken from? Catch Me If You Can?

Most of his films (leo) romeo and juliet catch me if you can etc!

Where did they get the block of ice bits from?

Very good spoof btw, the only problem being that most movies now have such ridiculous premises that this one is actually semi-believable!

You better check and see that this one doesn't have a virus in it.

There is one out there which does have a virus in it and there was a warning going thru our local e-mail system, which said don't let this sink your system.

its a celebration bitches
show charlie murphy ya titties

its a celebration bitches
show charlie murphy ya titties [/b][/quote]Fuck your couch nigga!
Fuck your couch!

:p

Had to be one of the funniest episodes of Chappelle, by far.

Yeah, and the rest of the dialogue not shown in the trailer is:


JACK!

ROSE!

JACK!

ROSE!

JACK!

ROSE!

Huh?