30,000 Calorie Sandwich

$47 Dollars.
30,000 Calories.
12 Hours.

They won't get fat. They're on a Mission from Slob.

The 30,000 Calorie Sandwich

Now that is how you make a sandwich.

The perfect meal...if you eat one meal a week.

So what's for dessert?

Damn, that's unbelieveable.


TIS

Nice.

Pretty amazing!

Wow!

Very impressive - makes me hungry!

But I really doubt all that oil (154 Tbsp) actually ended up IN the sandwich, so there goes a lot of those 18,432 calories attributed to canola oil... :p He could always add more bacon, though!

I wanna order one.

And a Diet Coke.

Holy crap, what's NOT in that sandwich? I think I saw his grandma waving at me from in there.

P.S.

Oh man

Oh, to be young and foolish again (instead of just being foolish). :rolleyes:

Or a Brioschi.

No Ketchup?

You're dating yourself, Letizia. How about a Bromo Seltzer?

I'm young yet, really! I picked up the Brioschi thing from my dad... he used to say it more often when I pissed him off than when it was something he ate, though. I give him agita, apparently. :p

What's the point of a sandwich if you've got to eat it with a knife and fork?

I have so many problems with the whole thing.