Sopranos Dialogue Game

In honor of one of the all-time greatest series

Q: "Who am I - Hannibal Lecture?"

Good idea! No idea about who said that though...

Tony to Carmela


Boy are you fat....

A: Tony Blundetto on helium about Tony Soprano

Q: "Why are you making me do this you fat f--k?"

A: Tony to Pussy on the boat, prior to Pussy getting killed.

Q: Hey, you want that...it's just a phone call away.

Welcome to the boards Itsdajacket!

The timing of your post and your name is ironic. I just watched the "Full Metal Jacket" episode on Amazon Prime yesterday. Richie was such a great character to hate.

A: Tony to Junior

Q: "Were you this stupid when I married you?"

Much appreciated!

A: Mikey to Jojo Palmice

Q: Sorry, the highway was jammed with broken heroes on a last-chance power drive.

A: Christopher using the "Born to Run" lyric to explain to Tony why he was late.

Q: "You're sleeping over, right?"

A: I'm guessing Carmela to Father Phil when they were both drinking

Q: "It happens"

A: Christopher to the kid in the bakery after he shot him in the foot. (Chase's sly reference to Imperioli's character in Goodfellas).

Q: "She's the reason I make videos".

The fat guy who came in to buy Pastry (Geno) is Joe Gannascoli and later they chnged his character and he became Vito. Check it out
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CyqYHT6nRaA

Nope but you are on the right track.

That was Tony being sarcastic, after getting shot, to Father Phil.

Somebody else post

Q: We're out of mayo.

Q: Forget strippers we could have been selling holy water in gallon jugs.

A: Tony to Paulie, final episode.

Q: To be honest, I'd rather he fuckin' shot me than cut my hair.

A: Tony to baccala, first episode of season six when they are in the lake talking bout how Bobby never made his bones but his old man was "the terminator".

Q: Under the boardwalk, with his shlong in Jans mouth.

A: Tony's song that sparked a brawl.

Q: Sure. You want someone who's sensitive to your needs, but still decisive enough for the occasional grope in the closet.

A: Melfie to her date before Markazian stopped the car and beat the tar out of the guy while trying to score points for Tony

Q: "No. Say 'never.' The guy's a shopping cart."

A: Richie to Paulie when they are talking about buildin beansie a ramp.

Q: These are snakes with fur.

A: Paulie, in reference to cats.

Q: How's your incision, Lieutenant?

Jesus I need to sharpen up on my early season viewing. I am at a loss and I refuse to use google in thi sgame.

This one is a later season.

I'm stumped too. That sounds like something Tony would have said.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8YC6qHFtO-0

Cool. One of the last good scenes between Tony & Christopher. Go ahead Itsdajaaacket you earned the right to post another.

Q: Who’s gonna complain, huh? Him? Hey! You mind? He don’t mind.

A: Tony, talking about the guy in the coffin, when Richie tells Tony not to smoke in the funeral parlor.

Q: "I come here to get cheered up. Do you think that's a mistake?"

A: Tony to Livia at Green Grove, after Livia bemoans her entire situation.

Q: "I wanna fucking answer. What's so fucking hilarious, you fucking parade float?"

I’m like King Midas in reverse. Everything I touch turns to shit.

[Responding to a proposed prostate exam] Hey, I don’t even let anyone wag their finger in my face.

A: Tony to Melfi.

Q: So what, no fucking ziti?

A: Chrissy to Vito after Chris comes back from the cigarette run and the rumor is Tony caught a BJ from Adrianna.

Q: So what, no fucking ziti now?

A: First episode ever. AJ Jr at his birthday when he finds out his psychotic grandmother isn't coming to his bday party.

Q: You oughtta know sweety.

A: Little Paulie Germani, just before Gene Pontecorvo clocks him with the bottle.

Q: You mean the girls at the other colleges we've been to...they just put out?

A: Tony to Meadow on their college visitation trip

Q: "I heard you made #2 in your pants."

A: When they rob the school/fundrasier

A: Meadowlands -- when Adriana picked up Christopher from the hospital after the mock execution.

Q: "...you stupid little shit eating twat. You ever hear of wiretaps?"

A: Tony to Sean in the Bing bathroom when Sean & Matt try to get on Tony's good side

Q: "Don't rush me Sunshine."

A: Silvio at the first executive game.

Q: Decorating tips...yeah, right.

A: Melfie's date when they run into Tony at dinner

Q: "We got bigger concerns than the size of Jeanne Cusamanno's ass."

A: I think you are referring to when Chris suggests that the feds tipped Johnny Sac to the Ralphie joke. Chris suggests that feds may have had a wire in vesuvios. Tony rebuts by saying sarcastically that there are much more interesting things being said in vesuvios than jokes about Ginny Cusamano's fat ass.

Q: So we understand eachother. You're ahhh, ditzun? A charcole braquette? A moolinyan?

A: Tony to Noah Tannenbaum

Previous A: Tony retelling a dream about having sex with his next-door neighbor.

Q: "And I'm gonna turn up my hearing aid so I can hear it."

A: Ralphie talking about being a captain when Tony says "you're a captain when I say you're a captain."

Q: "I hate to think what you or I would do to erase that debt."

A: Sil and Tony discussing the Markazian tip that Pussy might be a rat.

Q: It's Canoe. Johnny wore Canoe.

A: Junior to Livia when he visits her at Green Grove

Q: "He's a good looking kid. You sure he's yours?"

A: Tony to Pussy, just before Pussy lams it.

Q: Va fa Napoli, you can't even buy McDonald's with that!

A-Christopher to Vito when he walked in during a Tony/Adriana comment I think.


Q- If he tries to leave, break his other neck

A: Tony to Silvio, when Tony goes to give Mikey Palmice some free suit alterations.

Q: Va fa Napoli, you can't even buy McDonald's with that!

Q- If he tries to leave, break his other neck

That was actually Tony to Paulie & Silvio about Christopher, who wanted to leave the hospital to whack Mikey Palmice for the hit on Brendan.


Q: Va fa Napoli, you can't even buy McDonald's with that!

I think that was Janice lamenting what she thought her mother left as the inheritance?

Goombah nailed it

Yeah, did forget Silvio was in that scene. Paulie was talking about where Mikey lived.

As far as the second:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bj4wKW0QnVY

Ok let's get back to the quotes.. let's make this an easy one..

- The boss of this family says you're santa claus, now shut the fuck up about it

A: Paulie regarding Bobby being Santa Claus.

Q: I wanna buy a boat wit' t'ree propellas.

A: Richie busting the chops of David Scatino's kid in the Ramsey Outdoor store

Q: "If you wanna commit suicide, pills are a lot easier."

A: Johnny Sack to Ralph, in the midst of the Tony/Ralphie war.

Q: Tzu! Tzu! Sun Tzu, you fucking ass-kiss!

A: Vito to ARtie buco after he lays down a shitty tip to sunshine. I think its season two because as I recall davie scatino was there and after artie left he wanted to keep layng and vito happily obliged.

A: Silvio mocking Paulie, who knows Tony likes the "Art of War" book

Q: "I usually do sit with my ass. Why don't you sit with yours?"

A: When Paulie and Silvio are at vesuvios. Last episode season one. Paulie asks sil something like "the skip seeing a psychiatrist, how's that sit wit you're ass?"

Q: Are you sure? I'd feel much better if we had the pope's blessing.

Don't google the answer.

A: that sounds like Phil talking about getting Tony's permission to steal the fiber optics & tile from the construction site. Phil was talking to Sil.

Q: "I thought you lost your mind."

First A: Its Johnny Sack and Joey Peeps talking about the miami Ralph Ciferetto Hit over the phone.

Second A: Tony and Paulie in season two talking about Paulie gettin a bump up. Tony jokes with Paulie about eating a box of candy on his kitchen counter.

Correct. Please post a new quote.

Q: Oh yea? Maybe you're a flambay.

I think we're stumped. Please post the answer & a new quote.

A: It's Paulie accusing Patsy of being a homosexual -- back office Bada Bing meeting vis-a-vis Vito.

Q: I usually sit with my ass. Why don't you sit with yours?

A: Sil to Paulie talking about Tony seeing a shrink

Q: "Didn't he duke you enough?"

A: Tony to Richie handing him his hat about him running over beansie gaeta.

Q:If it was me this kid was talking about. He would have something up his own ass. And it woulden't be no cock neither.

A:Paulie about what Fin had to say about Vito being gay.

Q: "Nah. It's where I make my weapons of mass destruction."

A: Feech to the cop that Tony sent to Feech's house, which sent Feech back to the can.

Q: "It kind of feels like it is my business considering I had to haul your last boyfriend out of your kitchen in a hefty bag."

Tony to Janice about her seeing Ralph, referencing Richie.

"Again with the money?!?"
"Yeah, again with the money"

A: Tony and John during a sitdown.

Q: "This f**king Ralph is more creative then Spielberg."

A: Johnny Sack to Tony, talking about Ralph's handling of the Esplanade but also fuming about the derogatory remark Ralph made about Ginny.

Q: "I appreciate your thoughts."

I have a hard time believing that my quote stumped some of the Soprano experts on the BB. So in the interest of moving along, "I appreciate your thoughts" was Carmine to Tony. Carmine was indirectly giving Tony permission to whack Johnny Sack over the Ralph Cipharetto disparaging comment about Ginny Sack. Carmine pointedly told John to "either name a price or get the f--k over it."

Someone else please post.

Q - Stupid fucking game.

A: Furio about golf to Dr. Kennedy & Tony

Q: "Dollars to donuts this Alzheimer's thing is an act. So nobody can call her on her shit."

A: Carmela to Tony about Livia.

Q: T? You want us to send the kid out for Baja fresh?

A: Paulie to Tony

Q: "The guy's outta breath lifting his d--- up to take a leak."

A: Chris to Paulie?

Q: "Yeah, but he never did."

A. Tony to Jackie jr. About his uncle Richie..

Q. "Whadya catch some shrapnel"

A: Ralphie to Janice when he was cutting his nails

Q: "Believe it or not, the whole world doesn't revolve around you."

A: Meadow to Tony.

B: "I gotta try and take a shit."

A. Phil to his wife.

Q. Look pop in fresh.... I'm in no mood. ...

A: Chris to the pastery boy.

Q: "I hate this fuckin' shit!"

A: I can think of at least 4 characters who said this: Tony, Paulie, Adrianna, & Chris.

Q: "Cause nothing beats poppin’ up some Orville Redenbacher’s and listening to Men in Black."

A. tony to brendan (and Paulie)

Q. "Im shy"

A: Bobby B. to the guys when they asked him to play Santa Claus (loved Paulie's line "you're Santa Claus. Now shut the f--k up about it.")

Q: "Oops I did it again."

Goombah, what I originally thought about was Carmine Lupertazzi sr smashing the golf club when he gets frustrated about Tony.

A: Meadow singing in the restaurant after a funeral.

Q: "That's pretty high up."

A: Christopher's drug supplier arranging the hit on Rusty

Q: "Frankly, you got a problem with authority."

A: Silvio to Tony.

Q: "He's gonna want consigliere."

Johnny to Tony in the snow the day Johnny was arrested.

.....And fucking bitch, bitch, bitch to me!

A: Tony to Carmela, I think when she was nagging him to move the chairs from the lawn shortly after they separated

Q: "That shit doesn't come from Columbus, or The Godfather, or Chef f--king Boyardee."

Tony to Silvio

No i didn't! ...but so what...?

A: Ralphie denying that he killed Pie-O-My to Tony

Q: "Is it a hangable offense?"

A. Tony to Johhny Saks

Q. You may not love me but you will respect me

Wrong. That is Silvio to Tony about the internet cables boost.



A: Tony to Chris.

Q: "Even if your laces are dry..."

A: Paulie's long-winded explanation of washing his hands after touching shoe laces to the entire crew before eating lunch

Q: "The pavers union and Bloomfield Avenue. That's my asking price."

A: Tony to Junior when Junior gets informed the captains picked him as the new boss.

Q: "Yeah, that's right. We're talkin' about you, you prick!"

Since it's been a month...

A: Robert Baccalieri sr to Corrado Soprano after the funeral.

Q: "You think I'm gonna let him fuck with my pussy?"

A: Tony to Hesch in the pilot about the hit scheduled to go down at Vesuvio

Q: "Not really, if you take the blinders off."

No idea on that one...

Q: .. everybody knows about it.... everybody's talking about it....

That could be a lot of things, but I'd guess Christopher when he was all drunk and the rumor was going around that Tony was sleeping with Adrianna.

"Again with the money?"

"Yeah, again with the money"

A: Part of a conversation between Johnny Sack and Carmine Lupertazzi SR, regarding the connection between Ralphie and the money he brings in.

Q: "Insensitive cock sucker!"

A. Bacala to himself about Tony making fun of his weight.

Q. "There's nothing gay about hell".

A: Phil's wife to Phil regarding Vito

Q: "I'm getting a piece from a Jew in the city."

A. Paulie when discussing what they were getting as Xmas presents.

Q. "Must I get into specifics.."

A: Silvio to Christopher, when the latter complained about being on the run after Tony B. whacked Billy Leatardo

Q: "You want to commit suicide? Tie your shoes and have a bite of bracioll."

A: Tony to Patsy Parisi during lunch, after Paulie's speech about bacterias.

Q: "The floor is yours, senator."

A: Tony to Phil

Q: "Marone. Does he eat alone. He doens't even pass the salt."

A: Raymond to Larry or Jimmy about Junior..

If right...

Q: ..."what do I care asshole?"

That was correct Frankie. It was Raymond talking about what a cheapskate Junior was toward the capos.

A: The whore to Jackie Jr. after Meadow stakes Jackie out

Q: "It's bad enough you wake me in the middle of the night. Now I gotta get my balls broke too?"

Good job...

A. Im thinking Tony to Carmella about what I can't recall..

Q. "Poor you" (3 different people have said it.)

Since nobody feels like answering that one...

Q:....."reparations is what I seek".

Just a question, Frankie, which exactly "poor you" did you think about when you wrote it?

A: Massive Genius to the gang.

Q: "Motherfucking god damn orange peel beef."

Threw you guys a bone on this one

Should of known this one from a while ago. . Mackesian (Not sure of spelling) the cop who killed himself to Tony about Pussy being a rat..

A. Tony to the family about Chinese food delivery order being wrong.

Q. "Big tits and small feet... a hit in any man's league"...

There were at least 3 different people who said "poor you".. It was A David Chase theme .. Livia would say it to Tony... Tony to others. ..e.g. to Carmela about his depression affecting her ....and Gloria to Tony during their final big fight. when he finally realized that she was just like his mother. .

A: Jimmy Altieri to Christopher Moltisanti.

Q: "I know how to talk to people."


And yeah, Frankie, I know, but "poor you" is as general as "Go fuck yourself" for the Sopranos, it's hard to pin it down to one person saying it to another.

A. Benny to Artie right before Artie kicked his ass.

Q. "....Course by that time she'll be workin' here so who gives a shit."

A: Paulie to Chris about his daughter.

Q: "Imagine, getting an operation like that."


For the record, Frankie, my quote was from Livia when she spoke to Carmela, right after the black caretaker left. But Benny said the same, so it's whatever.

Yes. .she did. ..

Now that you mention it. .I think Benny really said "I know how to treat people".. my bad

A. No clue on that one. .

Q. "Don't put me to the test"

A: Tony to AJ when Tony smashes the windshield

Q: "Interior decorator? His house looked like shit."

A: Christopher to Paulie in the woods.

Q: "Worry a little less what I give you and a little more about what you give me."

A: Paulie to Christopher

Q: "I should not have to come here - hat in my hand - reminding you of your duty to that man."

A: Tony to the captains.

Q: "So I ask you again, what the fuck?"

A: Tony to Johnny Sac, after Johnny beat up the guy for what was perceived as laughing at Ginny's weight.

Q: "This is where the conversation gets difficult."

A. Silvio to Tony about his problem with authority...

Q. ..sounds like a real weenie roast..

A: Tony to Benny about the restaurant blow up.

Q: "They ever showed you these in medical school? They're called balls."

A. Larry Barese to the guys and Tony about leaving the house while on house arrest.

Q. .... give this guy a golf club, he'll probably try to fuck it...

A: Was that Chris at his intervention, talking about Tony?

No, the answer to that is Paulie to Tony about the Don in Italy. I forgot the Don's name.

Q: "What are you talking about, got shot?"

A. Tony after christopher tells him Furio got shot.

Q. i was thinking of a boxster but bought the vette

Mine isn't Tony to Christopher.

Uncle June being told he shot Tony?
Or
AJ tellin Meadow Jackie Jr got shot?

I think that one was uncle junior yo Bobby B.

Q. ".....yeah somebody blew him up.."

Mine wasn't Uncle Jun either. It was the black guy outside of the hospital to Bobby, when they were arranging that Bobby shoots him so his street rep goes up and helps his rap career.

Ok my bad..

Q. ".....yeah somebody blew him up.."

A: Richie to Matthew after Matthew informs him of Christopher's shooting.

Q: "What? I'm excited, what do you want?"

Since it's been a month and a half...

A: Bobby to Chris at the race tracks when Tony bet 18+ on the horse.

Q: "What if this didn't go back?"

A. Silvio to Tony about the suits hijacked by Chris and Brendan Fallone.

Q. "Listen kid. ..when this is over we're gonna sitdown me and you".....

A: Sounds like Paulie to Chrissy. If so...

Q: "Either name your price or get the f--k over it."

It's not, goombah. It's Phil Leotardo to Butch, during the war.

A(to yours): Carmine Lupertazzi to Johnny Sack

Q: "I bought him dinner, we talked."

A. Little Carmine to big Carmine about Tony coming down to Florida when they were at odds.

Q. .. "if you've seen Jerry Lewis in the last year or two"

I remember Mikey & Tony talking about Jerry Lewis in Season 1. Tony was busting his balls asking if they found a cure for "f--k face-itis." So I'll guess Tony to Mikey Palmicio.

Actually it was Adriana's doctor to her and her mother describing a side effect of taking the drug Prednisone.

Q. I'm Paraphrasing. ... "the hairdoo and the Jew..it got physical."

Hmmm. I'm thinking one of two episodes. Either the first season where Tony takes over the hotel to get Titelman a divorce. The conversation would have been about Paulie & Titelman. Or I'm thinking the 5th or 6th season where Feech La Manna organized the theft of the expensive cars at the Jewish wedding.

A. It was actually Johnny Sack's brother in law who owns the eyeglasses shop... to Johnny Sack in jail about the altercation between Hesh and his son in law with Jerry Hairdoo (Phil's guy). The son in law Eli got hit by a car.

Q. "There a ringing endorsement"

That's Tony to Phil I think, not 100% sure who it was said to, but definitely Tony who said that.

"There's no stigmata these days. My kid saw a shrink. He got court ordered for that thing with his wife, they're very happy now."

A: Carmine to Tony about Tony seeing a shrink/having the panic attacks

Q: "Some people are so far behind they actually think they're winning the race."

A. Junior to Bobby.

Q. ..."there are worse things than cancer...."

That was actually Junior to Tony. Junior was explaining Uncle Erkele.



A: Dr. Kennedy to Tony


Q: This better be good. I'm in the middle of World War Three over there.

A: Dr. Kennedy to Tony

It was actually Furio to Dr. Kennedy on the golf course.


A. Tony to uncle junior when he tells him that Richie Aprile wants to kill him.

Q. "Yeah he's real scared of you. ."

A: One of AJ's little friends when AJ was going to fight Jeremy Piacasta over the ripped shirt

Q: "She was willing to rat me out b/c she couldn't do five f--king years."

that's chris talking about adrianna

"if you wanna talk like a mulignan we'll send you to slip and fall school"

A: Richie to Matthew Bevilaqua & Sean Gismonte at their introduction

Q: "In the interest of putting this shit to bed if that's what it's gonna take."

A. Carmine to Tony about settling their beef.

Q."next time I'll yell "fore" first."

A: In my opinion, the worst character ever: Mustang Sally to Bobby Baccalieri's dad

Q: "You're sleeping over, right?"

I agree. .

A. Tony to father Phil referring to when he stayed over with Carmella alone in the house during the storm.

Q. "Your entitled to shit"

A: Tony to Carmela when she was threatening divorce and a big part of Tony's assets

Q: "You lie like I play the French horn."

A. Tony's response when Artie says Charmaine doesn't hate him

Q. "You are speaking shit to me"

A: One of my favorite scenes of Season 2. The store owner who called to complain to Richie and his crew about their garbage not being picked up. Then they dumped more garbage on his lot. "Double your garbage back if you're not satisfied."

Q: "Don't give me your f--kin' Manson lamps."

A. Tony to Richie, in one of their many arguments

Q. "I don't want the fucking restaurant."

Not sure, but that sounds like Tony to Artie?

Artie trying to offer the restaurant to pay off the 51.5..vig wise ('vig wyshe'..) that the French con man got away with. A reference to Mean Streets, although the restaurant owner in MS was much less pouty when making the offer to Giovanni.

Q: I didn't kill her. I sat on her.

A: Christopher explaining how he killed Adrianna's dog

Q: "What - he didn't duke you enough?"

A: Tony asking Richie why he ran over Beansie

Q: Chromosomes. Runs in the family.

A: Chris, from the Lou DiMaggio family, to Chris Moltasani & Sil

Q: "You haven't heard ours yet."

A: Sil to the soccer coach

Q: Meteor. Meteor!

A. Chris to Paulie who thought it was "meat-eater" about the dinosaurs...

Q. "Just when I thought I was out they pull me back in. "

A. Sil's Michael Corleone. He does it twice. Once in season 1, then again in season 2 to entertain Pussy when he returned.

Q. "You should play Skynyrd."

A. Vito to Adriana not long before he breaks the chair in her office by sitting in it.

Q. "...you gonna cry now?..."

A: Richie to Janice a few moments before she shoots him.

Q: "So if you love me stir my eggs, okay?"

A: Christopher to Adrianna when she's feeling guilty about talking to the FBI

Q: "Who is this guy - Rasputin?"

A. Paulie to Christopher about the Russian who likely escaped in the Pine Barrens.

Q."I da-didn't"

A: Sounds like AJ when getting confronted about either being drunk in gym or when they vandalized the pool?

That was Chistopher to Tony trying to explain that he wasn't high but giving it away with the stutter. . After Tony killed Ralph.

Q. "Put me in coach"

A: Tony Blundetto to his cousin Tony S.

Q: I'll crack him good. I'll ask for $200 grand.

A: Carmine Lupertazzi to Johnny Sack.

Q: "How could this happen? How could this happen?"

A. Tony to himself in hospital after Christopher is shot by the 2 jerk offs Bevilacqua and Gismonte.

Q. "Whatd you forget I'm a captain"

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A.
Veto after being hit with sangwich by Christopher.

Q.
That’s not a lawn jockey”