2013 Yahoo! Fantasy Football

From the Office of the Commissioners:

Douche Bigelow: Waaaaah!!! I'm too busy to Commish so have JG and JL again as Ass Commishes

Just Lou: Waaaa!! I can't make a draft before Labor Day because I have to go on my 8th vacation of the year!

JG: Sheesh! Okay... it's up to me again. Hopefully I won't make an ASS of myself again this year...



Here's a copy of the first official letter from the Commissioners Office:

In.

You can all try, but none of you will succeed. The only person great enough defeat me is myself.

And here I was thinking of letting someone else win. I mean, 3 out of the last 4 championships would be starting to get greedy...

Does anyone else want to be considered for the Yahoo Draft this year?

What has happened to all our Fantasy behemoths???

DB announced the draft order earlier this evening:

Can you add me ?

Sorry, it's too late. As stated, it's all locked and loaded.

Maybe next year. You have all of 2 posts under your belt. Contribute wisely, and if there's an open spot next year, you never know...

Thanks for responding Geoff. I'm already in a few fantasy football leagues.I'm suppose to go to one later this afternoon never can get enough action.

15 minutes until Draft time....

Good draft, guys. 1 hr 11 mins.

Yahoo predicts my team to finish 10-2-1, and win the league. That means I'm sure to go 6-7.

...and while I have a slightly better Draft Grade, I'm predicted to finish 3rd. (Which means, third from last).

For posterity, let's see how well this predicts:

The yahoo app is a fucking joke. I kept getting kicked out before bein able to do anything then had to wai for it to load. So yeah some ridiculous auto picks. But overall not that bad except for TE.

I got 2 unfit TE's as well. Bastard autodraft

Can I start 6 WRs and 0 RBs? Pretty please?

In completely unrelated news... Anyone wanna trade me a RB or 2 for WR?

So glad I won by 2 points. I would have hated losing so close and losing with re 4th best score.

Rushin' Mafia? More like Recievin' Mafia.

Wait. That wouldn't be very punny.

Uuuurghhhhh!!!!

What a start. My whole roster is either out or doubtful......

Week 3 Summary

Hey Just Lou, your team will lose to my team this week. HA-HA

Week 4 Summary

I am the Jacksonville of this league

So how does a Cleveland-Buffalo game have one turnover (and not until the final 2 minutes) and it's not even the Browns? Hoyer should have thrown some INTs. He gets injured. All right, worse QB my fortunes have improved... But then the Browns score a bunch of points somehow. What a strange game. P.S. Fuck you, Buffalo D.

Week 5 Summary

My top 2 scorers for the year are injured. Julio Jones out for the year. Well I can still get into the playoffs but I don't see another title happening.

I really should not be saying this, but....

5-1, Baby!

My team's taking names for the first time in years! Hell, my Bench might just beat DMC's active roster, and he was #2, 4-1! 225 pt Optimal more than doubled his, too

I'm looking at being #2 after this week (my only loss, to my nephew Week 1, who's up against undefeated Hot Asian Buns). Too bad, but if he beats her, I'd be the new #1.

But I don't wanna jinx anything, so.......

Week 6 Summary


And daaaaaamn...! Had my nephew gotten just 1 more point and beaten Hot Asian Buns, I'd've been in 1st Place!

Here we are, almost halfway through the regular season:


Edit: After this week's stat corrections, Hot Asian Buns came out on top again, and is now undefeated while my nephew dropped from 6th to 8th...


(Old Standings)

Another week, another top player injured. And my QB, again.

This is ridiculous. And I couldn't play a guy I added to take Brandon Jacobs' place since he is surprisingly out for MNF. (Yahoo Added him to week 8 roster instead.)

Hoping to limp into playoffs but jeez, not counting on it at this point.

Thanks for the congrats... it means a lot... lol

Week 7 Summary

Even the Giants have won a game!!!!

I don't think some of my guys are trying hard enough

I can't believe Yogi might beat me!!

Rice vs Tate... wow.

Surely some mistake???

Week 8 Summary

Previous Top 3 all take a loss, and, Yogi gets his first W.

Week 9 Summary

Another week another QB out for the year (-4 points first). Another RB who gets 41 yards on the opening drive then breaks an ankle. Etc.

Wahh wahh! I went from 6-1 to 6-4 for similar reasons... you don't hear ME crying, do you?

(That's only cuz I don't cry HERE! I keep it off the boards!)

Week 10 Summary


There are just 3 more regular season games, and only the Top 6 will compete for the Championship. However, all 12 teams will be active in the playoffs to try to improve their final overall standings.

Hey, my QB didn't get injured this week.

...He got benched!

I feel like I've rebuilt my roster now. RB was a weakness but thanks to picking up players like Andre Brown and Shane Vereen who were injured and Donald Brown being the #1 back for the Colts I'm not doing too bad.Might start living up to my team name. Calvin Johnson is definitely nice to have at WR. If Case Keenum can keep from being benched I could be dangerous, like New York Giants midseason collapse then Championship dangerous. Or it could all collapse like a house of cards.

Week 11 Summary

Week 12 Summary


There is 1 week left in the regular season, and the Top 6 will go at for the Championship and the Bottom 6 will try to increase their final standings in the Consolation Playoffs....

Okay, so Yahoo says only the top 3 have clinched a playoff spot, but there is no way anyone in the top 5 won't make the playoffs. Only thing that would change is seeding.

The #6 Seed is between two teams, and amazingly they play each other this week.

One game, one playoff spot.

Rushin' Mafia vs. Breaston Plants

Week 13 Summary

Let the Playoffs begin! Remember, if you're in the Bottom 6, you can still compete in the Consolation Rounds to try to improve your final standings....

I mean, I wasn't thinking Matt Flynn would throw for 6TDs against the Lions again but I was hoping for more than -3 points.

Warning: Fantasy Football Whining: waaa waaaa waaaa
The game that really sucked to lose was the week before. 6 point loss. Ah well. Hopefully next year I can live draft and make better QB decisions. Vick was great until injured, then Foles but he got injured and it looked like Vick would be back so I cut Foles and then he throws 7TDs in a game and generally does well. Case Keenum was a good replacement until he got benched unexpectedly. Matt Flynn was a terrible idea, mostly in retrospect but there must be a reason he went from Seattle to Oakland and Buffalo ten Green Bay in a season. I think I started Carson Palmer for a game and he did well enough.

Jeez, my team was a QB Carosel. I went through QBs like the Browns...

Calvin Johnson was amazing. Even with a "surprise I was supposed to play but I'm not this week and you won't know until after the games started," game.

Reggie Wayne is awesome, his injury derailed my fantasy team and my real team.

Julio Jones was Calvin Johnson or better amazing and probably the biggest loss of the season.

And yes, I know nobody cares.

Sometime when I am on my computer instead of my phone I will go through the matchup recaps and get everyone's season records vs. every team. I really like that feature and it is kind of like rotisserie but even better because it uses the weekly matchup factor that makes head to head so much better than just overall points scored.

I think it is a better indicator of the strength of a team than points scored. I wonder if in the future there will be leagues played that way. It is like playing several games a week with one roster and rewards consistency and makes week to week luck less of a factor, but it is still a factor (and that is a good thing.)

Rushin' Mafia would be 63-79-1. I'll make a whole list for the league later.

Hmm, doesn't seem quite right. JG at the top? Me near the bottom? It's all backwards. Right, Yogi?

Looks right to me.

I scored more points than anyone all season (yet I'm #5)... you scored in the Bottom 3, where you belong.

I finished bottom so I will get first draft pick next year

Week 14 - Quarterfinals

Well I never!!!!

...and I never... checked whom I had going for Thursday and didn't realize I had 3! All underachieved. Guess the best team is gonna miss out on the championship ring.

Malta vs Malta for the title!

Week 15 - Semifinals



Long-standing #2 NJ Giants (5) finally dominates Hot Asian Buns (1) to advance to the Finals, while his nephew, Breaston Plants (6), nudges out I.F.Y.M. (2) to advance as well. I.F.Y.M. and Buns will battle it out for 3rd/4th Place.

Meanwhile, Oogway's (3) bumps off Aint First Your Last (4) for 5th Place, dropping Aint to 6th. Lilo's Wolfpack (11) upsets Yao's China Buffet (7), while Just Lou (8) manhandles Yogi's Boyos (12). Lilo and Just Lou will battle it out for 7th/8th, Yao and Yogi will fight for 9th/10th.

Douche Bigelow (10) beat out former multi-Champion Rushin' Mafia (9) for 11th Place, dropping Rushin to dead last.

207 points for the win!

Good job. I hope you can do as good a job in the upcoming baseball season, and provide me with some competition this season.

There's too much pressure being on top! lol

Well done boss man

FINAL





My goal for the season has been met: Beating multi-champ Rushin' Mafia. To my pleasant surprise, everyone else did, too!

Congrats!