Current All-Star Squad

Just like my last post but this is who you would fill on a team given Current MLB stars

C: Mike Piazza
1st: Albert Pujols
2nd: Alfonso Soriano
SS: Derek Jeter
3rd: Alex Rodriguez
LF: Barry Bonds
CF: Carlos Beltran
RF: Vladimir Guerrero
DH: David Ortiz

Pitcher: Randy Johnson
Closer: Mariano Rivera

C Ivan Rodriguez
1B Albert Pujols
2B Alfonso Soriano
3B Scott Rolen
SS Miguel Tejada
LF Manny Ramirez(terrible defender, but one of the top 3 pure hitters in the game & didnt want to put Bonds)
CF Carlos Beltran
RF Vladimir Guerrero

SP Randy Johnson

Thanks for reminding me, I can't believe I forgot Pudge. Yeah, either him or Piazza. Personally I'd probably throw Pudge ahead of Mike

C- Ivan Rodriguez
1B- Albert Pujols
2B- Bret Boone
SS- Derek Jeter
3B- Adrian Beltre
LF- Manny Ramirez
CF- Carlos Beltran
RF- Ichiro Suzuki
DH- Edgar Martinez.... wait, retired. David Ortiz.

No Italians?

I was looking to see what position Rocky Marciano was going to play on his team!

whateve position would be most likely to "crowd" the plate :p :p

Well, you could always go with Jason Giambi :p

Because I think Marciano was the greatest heavyweight boxer ever, that makes you believe I have some sort of obsession with him? Wow, good one.

Here's my team;

C-- Mike Piazza
1B- Jason Giambi
2B- Tony Garffinino
3B- Jeff Cirillo
SS- Rich Aurelia
LF- Craig Biggio
CF- Rocco Baldelli
RF- David Dellucci
DH- Paul LoDuca

SP- Mike Mussina, Barry Zito
RP- John Franco

Designated hitter.

Great team, but who's the coach...Tony Soprano? I'm just f**king with you! :p

One more team....

C-- Mike Lieberthal
1B- Shawn Green
2B- Geoff Blum
3B- Morgan Ensberg
SS- David Eckstein
LF- Willie Bloomquist
CF- Gabe Kapler
RF- Kevin Mench
DH- Scott Hatteberg

SP- Jeremy Bonderman, Randy Wolf, John Lieber
RP- Billy Koch, Alan Levine

Of course not.

Who else but Joe Torre?

now to see how many people actually understand these teams?

One are all Italians and the other is all Jewish.
Is is that hard to figure out?

but why?

Why what?

What's on second. Who's on first?

I Dunno. I Dunno's on third.

Where's Why?

Who the fluck put Manny in for LF? The guy is a mediocre fielder at best, he'd be suited best as the DH. But certainly not in LF. Put someone with speed like Ichiro in there (even if he is RF). But not Manny.

C - Ivan Rodriguez
1B - Albert Pujols
2B - Mark Loretta
SS - Miguel Tejada
3B - Scott Rolen
RF - Vladimir Guerrero
CF - Jim Edmonds
LF - Barry Bonds

SP - Johan Santana
RP - Eric Gagne