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Posted By: J Geoff

Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 03/29/03 08:54 PM

Anyone interested in joining me in this year's ESPN Baseball Challenge ? If there are a few, I would like to start a group we all could join together.

I've been playing BBC since 1997 and it's great. All you gotta do is pick a player for each position, plus a pitching staff. You accumulate points if your chosen players do well. The first "season" ends at the All-Star Break, and then you start again.

I'd like those who'd be willing to play throughout. There's nothing worse than people who sign up, then never play.

It's free, by the way. You just have to create an account if you don't already have one.

Please let me know if you're seriously interested, and please try to sign up as soon as you can. If a few of us do play, we'll decide on a group name.
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 03/30/03 01:04 AM

I'm in Don JG! I've been playing all of the fantasy sports except hockey since 1998. I have a few teams on Yahoo right now for baseball and basketball.
Posted By: ShortCake

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 03/30/03 01:17 AM

Can a girl be in your group JG? I LOVE baseball. It is my passion.
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 03/30/03 01:42 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by ShortCake:
Can a girl be in your group JG?
Well, of course! I'm hoping sports fanatic LDV will be in, too!

Interested people should signup at the link above and create their teams. I assume the game will start on Sunday, but you can start any time (the longer you wait, the less points you'll accumulate).

After I get an idea of how many people we'll have, I'll start a new private or public group at ESPN for us...
Posted By: Hollywood Hagan

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 03/30/03 01:43 AM

I'm in brother.
Posted By: ShortCake

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 03/30/03 01:57 AM

Hey JGeoff...do I need to tell you my member name? I will if you need it, I just didn't know if you would need it for our 'group' or not. Do I need to start playing or just make an account. I've got the account part done.
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 03/30/03 02:14 AM

Cake - You need to create your team as soon as you can, even before our group is started, if you want to accumulate as many points as you can There is one game tomorrow night, and I think you have until like 3AM ET (the night before) to do it in time. (Otherwise, tomorrow you can put your roster together for Monday, etc).

I don't need to know your entry name. When the time comes, I'll tell y'all the name of the group to join. Dassit.
Posted By: Hollywood Hagan

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 03/30/03 02:24 AM

My name is "HH_from_the_BB".

Some jerkoff already has "Hollywood Hagan". The friggin name is spelled wrong and somebody has it! Jeez!
Posted By: ShortCake

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 03/30/03 02:28 AM

ha Ha,HH, mine is kinda dirty.
It is 'Get Off The Hoe Train'.
Does it cost anything to make a team? I could have swore that it said we had to pay $50 bucks for a team or something.
Posted By: Hollywood Hagan

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 03/30/03 02:44 AM

Wow, that's a nice team name! Man do I love hoes! Wait, did I just type that?!

No, you don't have to pay anything. The $50 is if you want a subscription to ESPN the magazine I think. Something useless like that anyways.
Posted By: ShortCake

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 03/30/03 02:52 AM

I tried to get the name 'Yankee Doodle' but some dumbass already had it...URG. So I was thinking of this quiz I once took to see what 'Dysfunctional Care Bear' I was. I ended up being Tramp Bear. Go figure?! Well,that was taken, so I thought back to my FAVORITE episode of Real World:Back To New York when Coral tells Jisela to "get off the hoe train because you're the only one on it"....HA HA HA. I laughed forever.
Posted By: Biggtone23

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 03/30/03 03:51 AM

I'll play. is there a league name yet for us to click on our did you not set it up yet.

As im doing this im watching the Yankees beat the Braves in the 96 series on ESPN Classic. God that was a great moment
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 03/30/03 07:23 AM

Okay, I'll set up the room now so we know it's working, and can see who's joined successfully...

First, go here . If you're already a registered ESPN user, log in. If not, click on "register for a free account" and follow the instructions. Then go back to the Baseball Challenge (BBC) home page and log in.

If it's your first time logging in, it'll ask you to pick your roster. Do this, following the instructions, and keeping your budget at or below 50.

When that's done, you're playing. To join the group, click on "Group Directory" -- you want the Private group called "GangsterBBC" -- the password is "puzoparty" ...

Please, only people willing to actually play (novice or expert, doesn't matter) -- I don't want to fill the room up with non-players...

Grazie,

JG

PS Where's LDV?!
Posted By: SC

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 03/30/03 08:59 AM

OK.....I'm in the group.

My team is the "Consigliere Red Sox".
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 03/30/03 04:40 PM

I just joined the group. My team name is Douche Bigalow. I just set my lineup today JG- didn't get a chance to last night. Does that mean I don't get points for today?
Posted By: joltinjoe05

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 03/30/03 05:45 PM

I would, but I already have a fantasy team to focus on. Sorry, but good luck.
Posted By: Beth E

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 03/30/03 06:02 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by J Geoff:
Okay, I'll set up the room now so we know it's working, and can see who's joined successfully...

PS Where's LDV?!
I believe she is in Vegas at the Billy Joel concert. Have patience....you know she'll be here..
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 03/30/03 06:47 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Beth E:
[quote]Originally posted by J Geoff:
[b]PS Where's LDV?!
I believe she is in Vegas at the Billy Joel concert. Have patience....you know she'll be here.. [/b][/quote]Duh! Oh yeah! Thanks, Beth
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 03/30/03 06:56 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Don Sicilia:
I just joined the group. My team name is Douche Bigalow. I just set my lineup today JG- didn't get a chance to last night. Does that mean I don't get points for today?
Don S - You may have missed Sunday's game lineup. You can tell if you click on Box Score "Today" what today's lineup is (dashes next to players aren't playing).

Since there was only one game Sunday, for max points, you would've had to choose all Ana and Tex players. Now, Sunday, you'd pick your team for Monday.

Once you have your "dream team", within budget, you can just leave it like that and not make any changes until the end of the game. That's the easy way, and there are many players I leave all season unless they get hurt.

There's a caveat: Every Monday (probaby not tomorrow though), the players values change. If they did well the past week, their price goes up, and if they didn't poorly, it goes down. It can also stay the same.

If you choose players every single day, after a week you'll likely lose money on the best players. I tend to pick a "great" player and leave him there until he gets hurt, even if he's not playing on a particular day. That way, you can keep him at the cheapest price.

I'm not sure if I'm explaining this well enough, so read the "how to play" section there if you're not familiar w/ the game.

Basically, you can spend as much or as little time as you want playing...

JG
Posted By: SC

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 03/30/03 07:45 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Don Sicilia:
My team name is Douche Bigalow.
I'm afraid to ask.....
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 03/30/03 07:51 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by SC:
[quote]Originally posted by Don Sicilia:
[b] My team name is Douche Bigalow.
I'm afraid to ask.....[/b][/quote]Ha ha. I'm just making fun of the Rob Schneider movie! I like your team name SC. Being from NY, isn't it sacrilege to call your team the Red Sox??
Posted By: SC

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 03/30/03 07:59 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Don Sicilia:
Being from NY, isn't it sacrilege to call your team the Red Sox??
When the Dodgers moved out of Brooklyn (and the Giants left, too) the only team left in town was the Yankees. They were always the enemy, so I was "teamless" for a few years. I TRIED rooting for the Mets, but they were pitifully poor in the first few years and in 1964 my brother's friend, Rico Petrocelli, was drafted by Boston. I've been a fan since.
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 03/30/03 08:12 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by J Geoff:
[quote]Originally posted by Don Sicilia:
[b]I just joined the group. My team name is Douche Bigalow. I just set my lineup today JG- didn't get a chance to last night. Does that mean I don't get points for today?
Don S - You may have missed Sunday's game lineup. You can tell if you click on Box Score "Today" what today's lineup is (dashes next to players aren't playing).

Since there was only one game Sunday, for max points, you would've had to choose all Ana and Tex players. Now, Sunday, you'd pick your team for Monday.

Once you have your "dream team", within budget, you can just leave it like that and not make any changes until the end of the game. That's the easy way, and there are many players I leave all season unless they get hurt.

There's a caveat: Every Monday (probaby not tomorrow though), the players values change. If they did well the past week, their price goes up, and if they didn't poorly, it goes down. It can also stay the same.

If you choose players every single day, after a week you'll likely lose money on the best players. I tend to pick a "great" player and leave him there until he gets hurt, even if he's not playing on a particular day. That way, you can keep him at the cheapest price.

I'm not sure if I'm explaining this well enough, so read the "how to play" section there if you're not familiar w/ the game.

Basically, you can spend as much or as little time as you want playing...

JG[/b][/quote]Thanks JG! I've played this type of fantasy game for basketball. I guess my confusion was that I didn't know the season started today. In any case, good luck to you and everyone playing.
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 03/30/03 08:19 PM

I'm in. What an ordeal. :rolleyes: Picking the friggin' team and getting under the cap took almost an hour! And I certainly could have used some more study time. I haven't even bought a baseball magazine yet.

Two Questions:
How do you view the rosters that the other group members have selected? and
If I have a player whose value goes up $200,000, let's say, I get to keep him automatically, even if that puts me over the cap, right? But suppose one guy goes up $200,000 and another goes down $200,000. Can I trade the one who lost value for a player worth $200,000 more?
Posted By: Biggtone23

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 03/30/03 08:19 PM

In homage to my favorite wrestler and the first lines of our favorite movie my team shall be called the Upstate Undertakers.
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 03/30/03 08:27 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by plawrence:
I'm in. What an ordeal. :rolleyes: Picking the friggin' team and getting under the cap took almost an hour! And I certainly could have used some more study time. I haven't even bought a baseball magazine yet.

Two Questions:
How do you view the rosters that the other group members have selected?
If I have a player whose value goes up $200,000, let's say, I get to keep him automatically, even if that puts me over the cap, right? But suppose one guy goes up $200,000 and another goes down $200,000. Can I trade the one who lost value for a player worth $200,000 more?
Plawrence, I don't know the answer to your first question- I'll look at the league later and come back with an answer.

As for the second one, you are correct that you get to keep him. By "buying" a player at certain price, you lock him at that price. Say you were right at $50 million and you have Sosa at $6 million. Even if he goes up to $8 million, you are still locked in at $6 even though, theoretically, your roster is value at $52. That's why it's imperative that you keep some players on your roster even though they are not playing on a particular day because you want them at those bargain values.

On the other hand, say a players value goes down... For example, say you were at $50 million and Sosa at $6 million, but then his value goes down to $5 million. There should be a button there that says "Renegotiate" or something to that effect such that the value applied to you for Sosa is $5 million, meaning your roster is worth $49 million. That means you have $1 million wiggle room to upgrade in any of your roster spots.

Well that's it. I hope that I made some sense!
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 03/30/03 08:38 PM

Don S is absolutely right, that's how it works.

PL - You can see another player's team for the current day (and previous days) only -- but apparently that hasn't been turned on yet. And I know what you mean, these starting prices are brutal this time - I got a lot of shit players cuz last year's superstars are so damn expensive!

Starting on Day 1 is tough, too, cuz you really don't know who's good or not this year. Eventually values will migrate towards true values for 2003.

Last year I got lucky - I had Soriano on my team from Day 1 cuz he was cheap. He ended up being one of the best rookies in the game! Now, he's the most expensive 2B'er
Posted By: SC

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 03/30/03 08:40 PM

I've been trying to view the other rosters, too. I can't figure out how to do so.

I, too, could have used some extra research time. I really didn't follow any boxscores in spring training, so my picks were based mainly on last year's performance. I TRIED to pick guys that played every day (ie. a lot of 'at bats') figuring they'd still be more active this year.

I came in at exactly 50.0, after about an hour's finagling. I'm not too thrilled with some of my picks, but they fit the budget, and I'll make changes as the season goes on.

Looks like its gonna be fun.
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 03/30/03 09:27 PM

You're right about the expensiveness of the superstar's JG. It's brutal. Some players that should be cheaper just from last year's performance (e.g. Griffey Jr.) is so expensive. Must be based on his spring training performance. I was wondering... is it just one page of players per position to choose from. There are some names that I was looking for that I couldn't find? I'll keep looking.
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 03/30/03 09:39 PM

DS - Sometimes, for some reason, they put players in the 'wrong' area - look under DH (even some NL players end up there!)
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 03/31/03 01:08 AM

Maybe you guys didn't understand my question, or maybe I didn't understand your answer. If I start with a payroll 0f $50 million, and one guy increases in value by $200,000, and another guy decreases by $200,000, do I have $200,000 in cap room to acquire someone else, or am I still at $50 million?
Posted By: Biggtone23

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 03/31/03 01:47 AM

for everyone whos trying to see the other players teams ill go ahead and post mine right here.

C - Paul LoDuca (Dodgers)
1B - Sean Casey (Reds)
2B - Alfonso Soriano (Yankees)
3B - Joe Randa (Royals)
SS - Rich Aurilia (Giants)
LF - Hideki Matsui (Yankees)
CF - Milton Bradley (Indians)
RF - Bobby Higginson (Tigers)
DH - Nick Johnson (Yankees)
PS - Los Angeles Dodgers
Its a pain to have to pick your pitching staff which is the most important thing last.
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 03/31/03 02:00 AM

C Javy Lopez
1B Rich Sexon
2B Jose Vidro
3B Aramis Ramirez
SS A.Rod
LF Garrett Anderson
CF Doug Glanville
RF Lance Berkman
DH Kevin Millar
PS Florida Marlins
Posted By: SC

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 03/31/03 02:09 AM

plawrence -

As I figure it, if one player's value increases by $200,000, you STILL get to keep him at the ORIGINAL value (in other words, you won't be penalized if the team's value goes to $50,200,000.). If a player's value decreases by $200,000, you can renegotiate his contract and get to play with an additional $200 G's (ie. picking a different player with a higher rating).
Posted By: SC

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 03/31/03 02:33 AM

plawrence -

What happened to your team in the GangsterBB league?? I saw it there earlier, but its not there now!
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 03/31/03 02:50 AM

Good catch. I'm glad you noticed. I must have clicked on the wrong thing when I went back to write down my picks so I could post them. Thanks--I'm back in there now.

Upstate Undertaker. CamDon, I presume?
Posted By: Biggtone23

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 03/31/03 03:48 AM

Quote:
Upstate Undertaker. CamDon, I presume?
No thats my team I couldnt think of any other good nicknames that started with a U to go along with Upstate so i used Undertakers for both the wrestler and Bonasera
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 03/31/03 03:59 AM

Not sure why you guys are posting your teams for your competition to see...! Don't expect me to!

And yes, what you pay is all you pay until you trade. If you want the guy back, you pay the new price. Or if he's worth less now than before, you can get that money back. There's a "How To Play" section there, I suggest everyone reading...
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 03/31/03 04:04 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by plawrence:
PS Florida Marlins
As Joe Torre would say, "pitching, pitching, pitching" - that's what wins games. Suggestion: Go with the best pitcher of the day, or good pitching staff vs worse, then work from there. The pitching staff is something you'll change the most often. Or, pick a good overall pitching staff and stay with it. Marlins aren't a good pitching staff -- you want wins, not losses

P.S. The above is in "theory", obviously baseball is very unpredictable. Like tonight's game. I picked Anaheim over Texas, and have -4 points from Anaheim's pitching staff tonight
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 03/31/03 01:35 PM

Looking at the scoring system, it appeared to me that having a good offensive lineup would be more important than pitching. So what's the strategy? Change your pitching staff every day? Does the value of the staff change radically from day to day, depending on who's starting?

Also, you say that you won't be posting your team. Does that mean we don't get to see the other team rosters? How do we know who to root against?

And another question: The scoring system says you get +3 for an inning pitched. Does that mean that you get a +24 or +27 every game automatically?

Mindful of your admonition to "stay the course", I see that this game will require daily attention. I hope I'm up to it.

BTW, I see your strategy..Study for weeks, then tell everyone to join a day before the thing starts I think your first 19 points shouldn't count. I propose a group vote on the question, or are you the "Don" here, too?...Members? :p

(OK...since you're answering all the questions, I vote for you to be the Bud Selig of our group ).
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 03/31/03 04:51 PM

Ok, I am ALL in.

The last 2 years I didnt play Fantasy Baseball due to not having enough free time - but I also didnt have COOL people to play with. I play football every year. We'll see how this goes.

Oh, I can see it now. A divorce or job firing is imminent.

My team, even though I picked it late (and I dont care if you see ....)

C Paul LoDuca, LA
1B J.T. Snow, SF
2B Roberto Alomar, NYM
3B Craig Counsell, Ari
SS Rich Aurilia, SF
LF Todd Hollandsworth, Fla
CF Craig Biggio, Hou
RF Shawn Green, LA
DH David Dellucci, Ari
PS Diamondbacks

Tonight my team (Dodgers) @ Arizona. Baseball is upon us, woo-hoo! ....Front and center for the next 6 months.

Da Da Da. Da Da Da.
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 03/31/03 05:43 PM

Woohoo! All right, LDV!!
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 03/31/03 05:54 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by plawrence:
Looking at the scoring system, it appeared to me that having a good offensive lineup would be more important than pitching. So what's the strategy? Change your pitching staff every day? Does the value of the staff change radically from day to day, depending on who's starting?
Okay, let's see... Yes, a team that pitches a winning game, with lots of strikeouts and minimal runs/walks/hits will outscore the best hitter twice over. Player/PS values change weekly, Sunday night, so you can swap all week w/o worrying about salary, but like every other "player," if you swap and want it back, it'll be at whatever the new price is. You can get away with picking and keeping a good overall pitching staff.

Also, you say that you won't be posting your team. Does that mean we don't get to see the other team rosters?

I won't be posting "tomorrow's" team, but BBC has always allowed you to see "today's" locked team for everyone, as well as previous days.

And another question: The scoring system says you get +3 for an inning pitched. Does that mean that you get a +24 or +27 every game automatically?

Yeah, that's right. But you are subtracted points for every walk, hit, run. That's how I ended up with -4 points for pitching yesterday.

I see that this game will require daily attention.

It doesn't have to, if you're happy with your team and pitching staff, you can just let it go. I'd check it for injuries now and then, though. You won't maximize your points this way.

BTW, I see your strategy..Study for weeks, then tell everyone to join a day before the thing starts I think your first 19 points shouldn't count.

Yeah, right! I picked my roster the same as everyone else, I just did it Saturday night. I didn't even think (remember) to play until then. As soon as I did, I thought to post it here so others could jump in for Day 1. Anyway, 19 points isn't that great, trust me And since I've been doing this since 1997, I always try to beat my previous scores, so I wasn't about to not play Day 1

I'm not an expert, trust me. My strategy is as I've been telling you. The "real" top players in this game swap players every single day practically, which I don't understand because they're always paying top price and eventually your overall quality goes down that way. They just must be psychic or something.
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 04/01/03 03:53 AM

Well, some of you passed me in points already -- but it's only Day 2 :p (Now you can see others' current rosters). And it figures, I didn't want to pay for Soriano, and he hits his first grand slam tonight! :rolleyes:
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 04/01/03 04:08 AM

Hey guys? I have always played fantasy at Fox, and not used to ESPN. It looks like only 2 people's scores are showing....JG - where are you seeing points???

I know my man J.T. homered, I should have SOMETHING!
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 04/01/03 04:22 AM

LDV - If you go into the group, and click on a person's team name, then click on Today, you can see their scores today. What you see there in the "box score" are yesterdays scores. Scores are updated overnight. However, and I'm sorry to tell you, but I don't think you have an active roster for today. Rosters are built the day before the actual games. On your main roster page, it'll show the date for which your making your picks - the next day. You'll get used to it quick, though, it's pretty straght-forward once you get the hang of it.
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 04/01/03 04:33 AM

Ah, ok....so the deadline was midnight this morning for tonights games right? I made my roster this morning for tonights games because you can usually do that for football. That is gonna take some getting used to. Correct me if I am wrong ok? I am already behind, dont make me suffer more...

Dammit, does this mean I am gonna be TWO days behind you now?

Dammit, this means I have GOT to get rid of that Diamondbacks pitching staff!!

Dammit, I have about 29 minutes to do stuff if all this is Eastern time.
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 04/01/03 04:42 AM

Yeah, pretty much. But they're in Pacific time, so you have until midnight I think

"Players that are added to your team's roster by 11:59pm PT will accumulate statistics on the following day"
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 04/01/03 04:54 AM

Sorry JG - I got started so late with it this morning, I just glossed over all those rules assuming I had done it all before on FOX. Thanks for clearing it up for me.

I'm keeping my faith in Schilling. Who's playing against MY team.

Please, just shoot me tomorrow.....
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 04/01/03 10:36 PM

I feel inferior .....I looked at the scores today- all from 28 to 60 - and what do I have next to my name? A big fat ZERO! Humiliating. All because I got a late start and am basically starting the game today.

Two games down. I don't want to be the underdog forever. But you know what LBJ always said: While you're saving your face, you're losing your ass.

Watch out, boys.
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 04/01/03 10:58 PM

LDV - Don't worry... there is a LOT of time left! 60 pts is a good day, so congrats to whoever got it (I forgot)! But there'll be enough good and bad days for everyone. I missed the first 3-4 WEEKS last year and I still did pretty well!

PS I went w/ Schilling today, too. Sorry, I bet I jinxed him for both of us But I'm glad I have Giambi - two homers today - woohoo!
Posted By: SC

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 04/01/03 11:06 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by La Dolce Vita:
I feel inferior .....I looked at the scores today- all from 28 to 60 - and what do I have next to my name? A big fat ZERO! Humiliating. All because I got a late start and am basically starting the game today.

Crying??? .... There's no crying in baseball! (said in my best Tom Hanks' voice).
Posted By: SC

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 04/02/03 03:38 AM

Damn Red Sox pitching staff cost me 7 points today!! (They gave up 8 earned runs).
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 04/02/03 11:53 AM

Garrett Anderson--4 hits, a double, 3 runs, 2 RBIs; he's the MAN!!!

(I see a topic here with thousands of posts by the end of the season, as we all crow or cry at the end of each day. Or will the excitement wear off?)
Posted By: SC

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 04/02/03 04:57 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by plawrence:
will the excitement wear off?
I hope not.

Did you see Geoff's rise in the ranks?? I think we were hustled.... I say we break his thumbs!
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 04/02/03 05:09 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by plawrence:
will the excitement wear off?
Words I DON'T ever want to hear in my lifetime in ANY capacity!

At least I made it to double digits yesterday, although still dead last. No more big FAT ZERO next to my name, thank goodness.

JGeoff on top, indeed. If y'all are gonna break his thumbs, I volunteer to pin him down!
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 04/02/03 07:40 PM

Are you guys seeing the crazy best performances some other teams are doing? 109 and 103 compared to my pitiful 28 and 24! I better hope I improve!
Posted By: SC

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 04/02/03 08:46 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by La Dolce Vita:


JGeoff on top, indeed. If y'all are gonna break his thumbs, I volunteer to pin him down!
I can hear Geoff now.... "Break my thumbs.... Break my thumbs, PLEASE". :p
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 04/02/03 10:47 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by SC:
[quote]Originally posted by La Dolce Vita:
[b]

JGeoff on top, indeed. If y'all are gonna break his thumbs, I volunteer to pin him down!
I can hear Geoff now.... "Break my thumbs.... Break my thumbs, PLEASE". :p [/b][/quote]Or LDV can pin me down, and you can pretend to break my thumbs..
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 04/03/03 02:17 AM

Talk about active message boards! The BB on this thing puts us to shame! :rolleyes:
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 04/03/03 04:54 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by J Geoff:
Marlins aren't a good pitching staff -- you want wins, not losses
More prophetic words were never truer today.....sorry plawrence.

Two Words: Go Dodgers!!

By the way....I had posted on the group message board the other day but dont see a way to do it now (there doesnt seem to be a "post" or "submit" button). Does anyone know what I am talking about? Not that I have any inclination at all to trash talk at this stage of the game but I hate not having the ability should the need arise someday.

Ooops, I should really let JGeoff up now.
Posted By: SC

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 04/03/03 05:53 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by La Dolce Vita:
By the way....I had posted on the group message board the other day but dont see a way to do it now (there doesnt seem to be a "post" or "submit" button). Does anyone know what I am talking about?

Ooops, I should really let JGeoff up now.
I hafta laugh at that, Dolce, because I spent a 1/2 hour looking for the same "submit" button. Since I had already posted a message I figured that we're allowed to submit only one message and then change it (by hitting the "edit" button) if we want to add another.

Keep Geoff down.....it looks like he's gonna add a good night's score again.
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 04/03/03 08:06 AM

BLACK CAR DRIVERS TRADE WHOLE PITCHING STAFF
G.M. Lawrence Pulls Trigger On Deal

Secaucus, NJ, April 3

In a late Night move this morning, BLACK CAR DRIVERS General Manager Paul Lawrence traded his entire pitching staff from the Florida Marlins for the staff of the Chicago Cubs.

Completing the deal just moments before the 3:00 AM trading deadline, Lawrence, who had gotten up to pee and decided to check the previous nights box scores before going back to bed, is having a rough spring in his first season as GM of a fantasy league team.

"I didn't realize the importance of pitching" Lawrence, a baseball fan for more than 40 years, said sheepishly. "And when I found out I could have the Cubs staff for the same price I was paying for the Marlins, the deal became a no brainer"

The DRIVERS, who are in danger of sinking into the cellar in the GANGSTER BBC League, are widely regarded as having one of the best offenses in the league.
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 04/03/03 04:06 PM

Too funny, plawrence, that made me chuckle out loud!

Thank goodness for a Pacific Time Zone deadline and a late night pee break!

But realize I am RIGHT ON YOUR ASS. I hope to look back and see you behind me in the next few days.
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 04/03/03 04:10 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by La Dolce Vita:

But realize I am RIGHT ON YOUR ASS. I hope to look back and see you behind me in the next few days.
Double or nothing, you against me, head to head?
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 04/03/03 04:21 PM

haha!! Like you have paid up from the last time we bet!! But that is sometimes hard across many state lines....

Ok, that is something to think about. I'm 2 games behind, but your dreadful choice in pitching staff pretty much makes us even.

What's the bet? And is this for the season ending score?
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 04/03/03 05:06 PM

Frankie Pentangeli: "I welched?"

What do you want me to do, send you a gift certificate for some crappy chain restaurant like Olive Garden or Red Lobster? My intention was to take you to Le Cirque or Picasso at the Bellagio next time I'm in Vegas.

Double or nothing on the first half of the season.
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 04/03/03 05:57 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by plawrence:
Double or nothing on the first half of the season.
I never back down from a challenge. You are on.
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 04/03/03 09:55 PM

OK, which one of you yutz's is jinxing the Oakland A's????? Don't answer that, I already know....

Not pitching like last night.....

PS: I think Sosa & Company are pissed at my man Karros. Can he suck any more? Maybe my farm team the Isotopes will take him.

EDIT: I tried to post this on the BBC board and it said I violated the profanity check. I guess I have to say..... can Karros "blow", "stink", "under-perform" any more?..... :rolleyes:
Posted By: SC

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 04/03/03 09:58 PM

I dunno if he's jinxing anyone, but I'm ready to put a contract out on Biggtone. Where the hell is he gettin' all those points??
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 04/03/03 10:02 PM

You know what's annoying me about this game (other than being really close to last place
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 04/03/03 10:04 PM

C'mon, what are the ODDS that 3 people outta 7 would choose the A's? Because we all watched last night's game? Ugh, I cant stand it.

I'm getting off JGeoff now, he is surely feeling our pain.
Posted By: SC

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 04/03/03 10:11 PM

Don Sicilia - If you chose the option that your PC gives you to save your password, you can simply click on the "name" box, and your login name should come up, and it should bring up your password with it.

Dolce - I picked the A's today, too. The f*ckers already have me down 7 points (although Nomar Garciaparra has given me back 10!).
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 04/03/03 10:28 PM

So now I'm sitting at work all day checking the box scores of day games in progress. This can be dangerous.
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 04/03/03 10:35 PM

It is even more dangerous when your ass is firmly planted in last place....

Thank God the Dodgers are on now. Jordan has homered. I'm in the positive numbers again!

Biggio homered as well. I could be happier if not for the damn A's. arrrghhh.
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 04/03/03 11:38 PM

Damn, I had Oakland today, too! It's still to early to see who's good this year or not... this first week is a big luck game
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 04/03/03 11:46 PM

10th inning - Tied. It aint over yet. Maybe another extra inning?? I dont know about you, but I can use the extra 5 points DESPERATELY!
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 04/04/03 01:03 AM

It's over. -1 pts for Oakland.
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 04/04/03 03:22 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by La Dolce Vita:
I can use the extra 5 points DESPERATELY!
Jeez, it's the fifth day of six month season. How desperate can you be?

BTW guys, I've got this thing figured out now. Yeah, I made a few rookie mistakes the first few days (like having no pitcher on Tuesday. Duh. ), but I want everyone to know that I am fully on track now, and if I don't win the first half, I expect to ROMP in the second half. :p
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 04/04/03 03:38 AM

Yeah, whatever. Romp this.

And you ARE right, silly me. The word DESPERATE is simply not in my vocabulary.

It is early, indeed but I can be so competitive sometimes and disapointed when these teams CLEARLY do not HEAR me nor SEE my lips move from where they are.....

See you in Vegas. Bring your wallet.
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 04/04/03 02:44 PM

quote:
Originally posted by plawrence:
BTW guys, I've got this thing figured out now. Yeah, I made a few rookie mistakes the first few days (like having no pitcher on Tuesday. Duh. Sure, you can figure out how to play, but just wait until each Monday you wake up and you can't buy that player/pitching any more cuz you can't afford it! :rolleyes:

LDV - You caught up, triple digits! You're only one big day from the top...

The first week or two is more of a crap shoot than anything... we'll see who'll be romping in a couple weeks (There I go jinxing myself, yet again!)

(Damn, ran out of smilies)
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 04/06/03 02:02 AM

I've cursed every pitching staff I've picked so far! :rolleyes:
Posted By: Hollywood Hagan

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 04/06/03 02:11 AM

I've been in the 90% range for the entire week. And this is with Jeter on the roster and no dh for a few days. Also, I have yet to change my pitching staff, but they have done well.

I coulnd't decide to take Nomar and keep Nick Johnson as my DH or go with Lofton at DH and pick another lower shortstop. I go with Lofton, and Nomar puts up 10 pts. Oh well, Lofton is averaging over 6 pts.

BTW, my pitching staff is the Twinkies, and they have done AWESOME so far. Never pick the A's. Although they are a good staff to have for a season, picking them in fantasy leagues is bad news. They are too young and inconsistent. My opinion.
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 04/06/03 06:36 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by J Geoff:
I've cursed every pitching staff I've picked so far!
Do you hear that echo? It's ME!!! We have picked the same PS on the same day about 3 times now....ONE of us is BAD LUCK!

It is frustrating. I have been picking some really good players but my PS is really putting my score in the toilet.

I'm keeping the Yankees tomorrow with Clemens pitching. It's just gotta get better, right?
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 04/06/03 06:43 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by La Dolce Vita:
I'm keeping the Yankees tomorrow with Clemens pitching. It's just gotta get better, right?
Oh, just GREAT! So did I!!

And every time I get rid of a player, the next day he hits 5 grand slams?

That's it! I'm done screwing around! You guys better beware!!
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 04/06/03 06:47 AM

Last year it was so easy... Johnson, Schilling, Pedro, Lowe, and Yanks otherwise. This year, so far, it's a total guessing game (and, so far, most of the favorites have been total crap!)
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 04/06/03 12:38 PM

I know JG probably thought this post was going to be me crowing about passing him in the standings, but don't worry; that's not my intention at all.

I just wanted to wish everyone in our group a "Happy Daylight Savings Time".
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 04/06/03 03:48 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by plawrence:
I know JG probably thought this post was going to be me crowing about passing him in the standings, but don't worry; that's not my intention at all.
It doesn't hurt to mention it though! Ha ha!

On that note, I won't mention either that I jumped from last place (at least until LDV came late in the week) to second place because I don't want to jinx myself, unlike JG who is constantly jinxing himself!

JG... I had a quick question. I don't know if the BB has the capability, but how about making the fantasy season more interesting... Whoever the winner is, under his/her name or rank, you place something like "Reigning BB Fantasy Baseball Champ" much like "Moderator" is under SC's rank. It would serve as a reminder to the other 6 losers... er non-winners! Anyway, sorry if it's a stupid suggestion.
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 04/06/03 05:56 PM

Who's the new member?
Posted By: OleificioAndreassi

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 04/06/03 06:08 PM

whats up fellas. i just joined the group today so i got some catchin up...o well ill work my up the standings eventually!

i made a post last night titled Salve! on the triligy board introducing myself...a couple people responded but then it got deleted. whats the deal with that JGeoff- where did my post go?

anyway question JGeoff: do i gotta change my roster everyday? cuz not all the players play everyday. or are we just leavin them alone for a while?

look foward to talkin to u guys in the future
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 04/06/03 06:14 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by OleificioAndreassi:
whats up fellas. i just joined the group today so i got some catchin up...o well ill work my up the standings eventually!
Nice! The more the better, Andre!

i made a post last night titled Salve! on the triligy board introducing myself...a couple people responded but then it got deleted. whats the deal with that JGeoff- where did my post go?

Err uhh... I meant to move it to Gen Discussion. Did I accidently delete it? Sorry!

do i gotta change my roster everyday? cuz not all the players play everyday. or are we just leavin them alone for a while?

The more players that play, the more points you'll get. But, player values change overnight Sunday/Monday, so your "must have" players should stay on your roster whether they play or not if you want to keep their cost down. Read "How to Play" on the other site, and all the msgs in this thread...

And, welcome aboard!

JG
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 04/06/03 08:03 PM

Welcome to the board and to the game Oleificio Andreassi!
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 04/06/03 08:10 PM

Yanks/Twins game tomorrow has been postponed until Tuesday, due to threat of snow
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 04/06/03 09:01 PM

BTW, LDV - is your team named Buffy in homage to the vampire slayer?
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 04/06/03 09:15 PM

haha JGeoff....no! Although, I am so insomniactic at times, I think I can sympathize with those pesky vampires, rather than want to kill them.

I am Buffy in almost all my sports-related sites due to the word "buff" in my Ni9erbuff email address - hence the BuffySanFran. Now, do I even wanna know about your pork?

BTW- Yankees?? At one point the PS was up to 17....now the final is 11 and that counts the win?... ugh!

Welcome to the game OAndreassi!
Posted By: Hollywood Hagan

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 04/06/03 09:20 PM

I'm a HUGE Yankee fan, but I usually will stay away from thier pitching staff. The have the best starting rotation in the Big Leagues, but they are all older and will rarely throw a complete game. Since they have to turn it over to thier bullpen, there is possibility of trouble. The bullpen is realy hurting right now with Rivera out and Choate suffering from some minor injuries. Also, Hammonds has not been so sharp as of late, and Lieber is too unpredictable.

That's just my extremely well informed two cents.
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 04/06/03 09:30 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by La Dolce Vita:
Now, do I even wanna know about your pork?
Didn't we discuss that when you were pinning me down?
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 04/06/03 09:32 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Hollywood Hagan:
The bullpen is realy hurting right now...
You're absolutely right, HH! The one thing, though, that the Yankees will still have is W's - tho they'll give up more runs (and therefore earn less points)...
Posted By: Hollywood Hagan

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 04/06/03 09:37 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by J Geoff:
You're absolutely right, HH! The one thing, though, that the Yankees will still have is W's - tho they'll give up more runs (and therefore earn less points)...
Yeah, they will definately get W's, probably 100 of them or so. But as far as fantasy points, you are better off elsewhere I believe. One staff would be the D-Backs. As for my staff, the Twinkies, they are doing great right now, but when they start losing, watch out.
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 04/06/03 09:43 PM

HH -

Well, I had to drop the Yanks for tomorrow, since they're not playing now. Not much to pick from for tomorrow, either. But, I'm not giving up my NYY hitters -- so I won't get much offense tomorrow. I have to see what the new player values are gonna before before I start getting rid of my favs.

D-Backs - yeah - that sure what a no-brainer last year! This year, not yet...
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 04/07/03 02:07 AM

Pitching seems to count for too much here. It seems as though you get too many points for a mediocre win, compared to what you get for a good game by a hitter.
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 04/07/03 02:58 AM

You bastards w/ the Dodgers' PS tonight! :p Extra-inning games w/ low scores are GREAT for points.

And also keep this in mind: in double-headers, both games count!
Posted By: Hollywood Hagan

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 04/07/03 05:38 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by plawrence:
Pitching seems to count for too much here. It seems as though you get too many points for a mediocre win, compared to what you get for a good game by a hitter.
As any baseball fan shoudl know...pitching wins championships. If you don't have pitching, I don't care who's in your lineup!

That being said, I wish we could create our own pitching staff out of 5 starting pitchers. Now that would be great!
Posted By: SC

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 04/07/03 05:57 AM

There'll be a lot of changes in the standings after today's results are in. I'm headed south
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 04/07/03 06:21 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by SC:
There'll be a lot of changes in the standings after today's results are in. I'm headed south
Still ahead of me -- but at least the Yankers have been humbled finally!
Posted By: SC

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 04/07/03 06:37 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by J Geoff:
at least the Yankers have been humbled finally!
My doing, I fear. (I saw Clemens was on the mound, so I HADDA go with them).
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 04/07/03 06:45 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by SC:
[quote]Originally posted by J Geoff:
[b] at least the Yankers have been humbled finally!
My doing, I fear. (I saw Clemens was on the mound, so I HADDA go with them). [/b][/quote]No, I meant HH (in first place) has been humbled LDV and I also had Clemens... it's the damn bullpen that's the problem right now, so they can't be trusted for a while...

P.S. Dammit! I wanted to make a last second change, and I can't get in - guess they already started tabulating. (Don't try doing anything close to 3am ET!)
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 04/07/03 05:12 PM

Now the game gets more interesting w/ players locked in at below market cost. It should be fun.
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 04/07/03 05:32 PM

Sure does, Don S - I can't afford a top PS now without downgrading a hitter I tell you, these values started way out of hand compared to years past... it's much more challenging this year!

Congrats, Upstate, on the upset - you've taken Week #1! But don't worry, 14 weeks to go...
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 04/07/03 06:28 PM

CRAP! (I think I'm gonna be using colorful language throughout the season here )

The Expos/Cubs game got snowed-out today. So are the Yanks/Twins and ChiSox/Indians! What does that mean for me? I have no pitching staff and only ONE offensive player today!! With my luck, Pittsburgh will be snowed in, too, for a whoppin' big fat 0 for the day!

What a good start to Week #2!
Posted By: SC

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 04/07/03 06:37 PM

Ya gotta be a weather forecaster as well as a manager!
Posted By: SC

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 04/07/03 06:48 PM

I'm way confused with the new market values.

For instance, my team's value went up to 51.3. I understand that I can keep the LKD value on the guys whose value rose, but its so confusing to figure out how much "room" I have to play with on my team's budget.

Also, how the hell do they figure these new values? Manny Ramirez, as an example, had a sub-par week but his value remained the same
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 04/07/03 07:03 PM

The LKD value under "Total Rating" is what's your paying, and the "Difference" is what you have leftover. The MRK totals just show you what your teams worth overall (the negative number should be considered a positive, the worth above 50)
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 04/07/03 07:05 PM

Oh, to calculate the new values, they use a complex system: smoking pot and throwing darts on a board marked -3, -2, -1, -, +1, +2, +3
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 04/07/03 07:10 PM

Man, JG...Reading your posts in this thread...The "real" JG comes out. Crying and whining, cursing,... sheesh!
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 04/07/03 07:13 PM

well, plawrence, you seemed to be tired of MY constant crying, whining and cursing.

I was afraid I had put all my proverbial eggs in one basket today with the Dodgers. But they are my team in real life and I have to keep the faith with them once in a while!

Good news is I dont think snow is predicted today in L.A.!!!!
Posted By: SC

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 04/07/03 07:16 PM

Look at how cocky they get after a 70 point day. :p
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 04/07/03 07:17 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by plawrence:
Man, JG...Reading your posts in this thread...The "real" JG comes out. Crying and whining, cursing,... sheesh!
It's all part of the game -- bitching and moaning!
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 04/07/03 09:53 PM

Well, it's official now. All my players' games have been postponed. My point total for today is zero. (better than negative points tho!)
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 04/07/03 10:20 PM

I don't think anybody is getting big points today. I have a whopping 6 so far!
Posted By: Big Daddy Don

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 04/07/03 11:23 PM

quote:
Originally posted by J Geoff:
Well, it's official now. My point total for today is zero. - well it was still zero.

OK I know I shouldn't talk trash especially since I am not playing - please don't ban me
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 04/08/03 12:40 AM

BDD - You really SHOULDN'T talk trash to JG or any others if you are not in. Fortunately, there is an easy way to remedy that.

Even if you get in late, I barely broke over 200 today (33 points with only 3 games in the league played? )so I'm sure you can lap me in just a few days.

Lap - as in passing me in score.

Don't be a Fantasy voyeur all your life. We all know what a sports nut you are.
Posted By: SC

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 04/08/03 12:45 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by La Dolce Vita:
Lap - as in passing me in score.



I got 27 points today and, considering that 6 of my batters didn't play, I'm happy with that.
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 04/08/03 12:46 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by SC:
Look at how cocky they get after a 70 point day. :p
Just for the record, I got cocky before any "big" days. :p
Posted By: Big Daddy Don

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 04/08/03 02:51 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by La Dolce Vita:
BDD - You really SHOULDN'T talk trash to JG or any others if you are not in. Fortunately, there is an easy way to remedy that.

Even if you get in late, I barely broke over 200 today (33 points with only 3 games in the league played? )so I'm sure you can lap me in just a few days.

Lap - as in passing me in score.

I was nearly done signing up my team before I re-read this and understood the lap was as in scoring. I hate not accepting challenges but it is pretty late to join in now, although I gotta believe I could at least get 0 points like JGeoff did today :p

If it really is not too late, I'll take a look at it tomorrow. Of course with no realistic thought of winning it but at least hoping to maybe making a respectible run.

I believe most of the info is probably in the early part of this thread so I'll start there.
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 04/08/03 04:17 AM

BDD - It's definitely not too late! It's been only 1 week out of 15 (just for the first half)... the second hafe scores start over, so there's no reason not to practice now! Get in there!
Posted By: Hollywood Hagan

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 04/08/03 04:23 AM

Damn it I had people from the Yanks, Twins, and Pirates on my team. All got 0's. I believe a few of my other players were also idle, so my score was a whopping 20something. That sucks! My dominance has worn off already one week in! Oh well, we have 150something games left! I'll tell you what, this makes the season interesting. Usually, I just read the box scores of my Yanks and only really pay attention in the playoffs. This fantasy league gives me a real reason to watch.

It's almost like having a bet placed on a Final Four team...
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 04/08/03 04:25 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by Big Daddy Don:
Of course with no realistic thought of winning it but at least hoping to maybe making a respectible run.
Respectable? Yeah, I make last place look downright noble. We ARE a highly respectable bunch.

I know you cant back down from a challenge. I expect to see a Big Daddy team there tomorrow...

How 'bout a side bet if you can successfully lap me by season's end?
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 04/08/03 09:29 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by SC:
Ya gotta be a weather forecaster as well as a manager!
"You don't need a weatherman to know which way the wind blows" B.Dylan
Posted By: SC

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 04/08/03 09:33 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by plawrence:
"You don't need a weatherman to know which way the wind blows" B.Dylan
And the pump don't work 'cause the vandals took the handles. (Bob Dylan, too)
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 04/08/03 10:05 AM

Good morning. This is clearly not the thread to post the lyrics to "Subterranean Homesick Blues";
Maybe I'll start a new thread and post 'em there.
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 04/08/03 10:15 AM

To see the standings with everyone in their correct order, you have to click on "Week 2 Only", then "Previous Week"
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 04/08/03 03:32 PM

The scores and standings in proper order just seemed to have updated in the past half hour.

I'm not familiar with this particular site so I am not sure if that is the norm.....
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 04/09/03 05:06 AM

Welcome to the Nor' Eastern Hot Rod!! I knew you couldn't back away from a challenge! Just remember that the faux points you made today? Just that. F-A-U-X. Your game starts tomorrow. Just remember you are behind me, right where you belong.

An impressive day for most. The "Pork" and plawrence - tied in points today. On second glance, I am not sure if plawrence shook with me on that cyber shake. God, I hope you like Olive Garden ....
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 04/09/03 05:15 AM

Yeah, it's good to have fresh blood! Bwahahahaha!

I did pretty well today; but, of course, so did everyone else! Ahh well, once I "start playing" you'll all be getting the view of my tail end! :p

(waiting for tomorrow's jinx now!)
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 04/09/03 05:21 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by J Geoff:
once I "start playing" you'll all be getting the view of my tail end! :p
As the "token chick" here I appreciate that!!

Makes me glad I signed up - I got the view of your tail with BDD "behind" me. I gots the life.

So is this Dodger game gonna drag out all night?? I'd like to go to bed now.
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 04/09/03 05:24 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by La Dolce Vita:
I got the view of your tail with BDD "behind" me.
An LDV sandwich!
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 04/09/03 05:32 AM

Okaaaay! and on THAT note (and a Dodgers win), I can happily go to bed now.
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 04/09/03 02:24 PM

Looks like the Yankees may get rained out today (*crosses fingers*).
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 04/09/03 02:30 PM

Bite your tongue plawrence! You are really starting to get on my nerves.....
Posted By: Big Daddy Don

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 04/09/03 02:47 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by La Dolce Vita:
Welcome to the Nor' Eastern Hot Rod!! I knew you couldn't back away from a challenge! Just remember that the faux points you made today? Just that. F-A-U-X. Your game starts tomorrow. Just remember you are behind me, right where you belong.

What a welcome. Actually I forgot until the mid afternoon that my team actually doesn't start till today - so that only puts me even further behind - ugggh. Everyone is in the 300 - 400 point range. And now with rain on the east coast some of my players probably won't even play today - so thank you everyone for ensuring that I will probably now be pissed off at some point every day now.

And I know LDV only threw the challenge my way because of past talks on fantasy football and the fact that she knew a newcomer would only cushion the distance between her and and last place. So don't feel too smug, although I am behind you now, once the scoring begins I will soon find my way on top Hey that didn't sound very good, did it? We still talking about fantasy 'baseball' now Well you know what I mean.

I don't believe I did that bad last night (and yes I know that the points don't count) but funny cause the guys I had that I was excited to have on my team did nothing and the guys I kind of threw in there got me some decent numbers. Oh it is going to be a long season for me - I can see it now. :rolleyes: What did I get myself into?
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 04/09/03 03:06 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Big Daddy Don:
...she knew a newcomer would only cushion the distance between her and and last place.
Yeah, I'm a shrewd one allright.

When it is over, and after I push you off of me, then I challenge you to a poker game and if THAT doesn't work, no harm in arm wrestling. If that doesn't work, I am POSITIVE I could beat you in a 5K foot race. And by that time, we will be at football season. The only time I ever get any rest is the month of February. The shortest month of the year, go figure.

I will crush you.
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 04/09/03 09:53 PM

Plawrence - STILL on my nerves.

40 points on the Cubs? On a 3-0 win? 40 points!!?? And the rest of his players haven't even played yet!

Ay Caramba. I am completely stunned and speechless.

SC - are we still breaking thumbs in this place???
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 04/09/03 09:58 PM

40 pts... damn! A 4-hitter with 12 K's will do that. Nice pick, PL!

I got a whopping 12 after cursing the Royals by picking them. How the hell did Detroit score 6 runs off them?
Posted By: OleificioAndreassi

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 04/10/03 12:14 AM

yeah, i picked the cubies too. No runs today and only one 1 yesterday when my boy Matt Clement(no, really he is my boy) was pitching. Hopefully I can keep ridin Matt's arm to the top of the standings! I guarentee 20 wins out of him this year- hes paid his dues. Off the record my bucos are in 1st place. Its still early but the 'burgh is ready to see the bonds curse end.
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 04/10/03 10:22 AM

One of the hits should have been scored an error. Could have been 41 Pts. :p

I expect to have first place clinched by Memorial Day! BTW, How do you figure out your "magic number" in this thing?
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 04/10/03 09:36 PM

Eleven hours, and no posts. I've either left everyone speechless, or I'm getting the silent treatment.

Oh, and LDV...breaking my thumbs won't help. I only use them for the spacebar. :p
Posted By: Big Daddy Don

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 04/10/03 09:40 PM

Hey PW - there are posts but on the ESPN bulletin board - besides we didn't want to hear you crow
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 04/10/03 09:45 PM

Come "awn" (as they say in Philly)...Flame me or something. Crowing, trash talking, barking, etc. is half the fun.
Posted By: Big Daddy Don

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 04/10/03 09:46 PM

Ha - I agree and like I said check the ESPN bulletin board for the group.
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 04/11/03 04:55 AM

Yeah plawrence found us allright....as much as I would like to (woof) trash talk him, I cant even SMELL him from where I am... :rolleyes: Props to plawrence for another good day. He must subscribe to How-To-Win-At-Fantasy-80-Points-At-A-Time magazine.

BUT.......

JGeoff - The game just ended. And though your 12 Dodger points were impressive, I think I just passed you.

Pork will now see Buffy from behind.....
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 04/11/03 11:47 AM

Is it me, or what? I just went to our Group BB, and couldn't find the button to post a new message

I guess I'll have to do my whining and crying here

Friggin' Mets. 3-0 lead, bottom of the 8th, well pitched game by Glavine, then Weathers and Benitez blow it, and the Mutts lose 4-3. Cost me at least 11 points.
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 04/11/03 01:53 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by plawrence:
Cost me at least 11 points.
The violins are playin'. Our hearts bleed for you...

SC and I found out the hard way, you have to hit the "Edit" button on your old message on that board and just wipe out the existing message and start a new one. I'm assuming more woofs and caws. Beware, there ARE a few right on your tail.
Posted By: Big Daddy Don

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 04/11/03 02:38 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by La Dolce Vita:
SC and I found out the hard way, you have to hit the "Edit" button on your old message on that board and just wipe out the existing message and start a new one.
Well that bites. And speaking of biting my team does also. You can say what you want about my 'boyz' but if nothing else they are consistent - 43 points each game. And last night I didn't even have catcher - what's up with that? When do the salaries recalculate - is it Sunday or Monday ?
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 04/11/03 02:40 PM

Salaries calculate Monday BDD.
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 04/11/03 05:27 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by La Dolce Vita:
Pork will now see Buffy from behind.....
That was on purpose!
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 04/11/03 06:21 PM

Oh, great!

Quote:
News
A day after manager Grady Little speculated that reliever Brandon Lyon might start on Friday due to potential rainy conditions, it appears that Pedro Martinez will get the call after all, the Boston Globe reported. The paper said that Little still may change his mind depending on the weather, but the local forecast does not have showers hitting until 4:00 p.m., nearly two hours into the game.

Views
It's very possible that Martinez's outing will be shortened, but fantasy owners should still plan on him starting. He could easily pick up a five- or six-inning victory.
This was before the current rain delay, before the start of the game. My picking Pedro just had to screw it up... I sure hope he plays!!

Update: YUP! Game postponed! Another zero pitching day for me! Woohoo!!
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 04/11/03 07:02 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by J Geoff:


[b]Update:
YUP! Game postponed! Another zero pitching day for me! Woohoo!! [/b]
Ouch. You all will be pleased to know that I had him too.
Posted By: SC

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 04/11/03 07:08 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by plawrence:
Ouch. You all will be pleased to know that I had him too.
Very pleased! Where'd you get all dem f*ckin' points????

:p
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 04/11/03 07:14 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by SC:
Very pleased!
Yeah? You lost 3 offensive players in the rain-out, SC
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 04/11/03 07:44 PM

I was this close to picking Pedro today. Glad I changed my mind and picked Randy in the last minute!
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 04/11/03 11:33 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by J Geoff:
[quote]Originally posted by SC:
[b]Very pleased!
Yeah? You lost 3 offensive players in the rain-out, SC [/b][/quote]How prophetic! Yanks game got postponed, too! SC loses his PS and I lose 5 offensive players (Just too funny to be upset! )
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 04/11/03 11:50 PM

What is this! All these cancelled baseball games, the Masters being cancelled - half of the country is being rained out! I think I'll just go with the Dome strategy- only play Minnesota, Toronto, and the other dome teams when they are playing at home.
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 04/12/03 12:41 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by Don Sicilia:
I think I'll just go with the Dome strategy
Great idea, DS! Just always pick Tampa Bay at home!
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 04/12/03 12:45 AM

Only if you promise to just play Detroit Tigers players all the time, JG.
Posted By: OleificioAndreassi

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 04/12/03 01:12 AM

if only it raining in San Juan(where the Mets are playing the Expos) like it is across the nation . Thru 5 innings the Mets have given me -12 points . -12! thats pethetic. At least ive learned my lesson- never rely on a 40 year old to get ya points(David Cone)
He got rocked! Maybe it was air in San Juan
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 04/12/03 01:14 AM

Sorry to hear that, Andre' - but yeah, zero is better than negative any day! It's a good thing the few hitters I have today are hitting tho! *whew!*
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 04/12/03 02:25 AM

Mets played an exhibition game in San Juan--Cone pitched, and got rocked. Burnitz hit 3 homers in that game.

Austin Kearns?? What hat did you pull him out of, JG?

Now, on to serious stuff. The Red Sox play a day-night doubleheader tomorrow to make up today's rainout. According to the "How to Play" explanation, the statistics for a "delayed" game (i.e. a rain out) get counted on the day the game is played. I interpret that to mean that everyone who had Boston or Baltimore players on Friday will have their stats count on Saturday.

My question is this: Which game tomorrow counts for the staistics (presumably the one which wasn't part of the original schedule. And suppose I pick Boston as my pitcher for tomorrow? How do I knopw which game I get Pedro? I'm confused Somebody wanna read the rules and offer an opinion? Or does someone know for sure (JG ?) and not wanna tell me? I'll understand. This is, after all, war.
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 04/12/03 06:02 AM

Austin Kearns - lol - I never even heard of the guy - it was dumb luck, trust me! 16 pts of dumb luck today! 35 pts w/ no pitching

As for double-headers - no! If you pick the Bosox or Birds tomorrow, you will get TWO games of pitching in one day. You get NADA (zero, ziltch) for the rained-out day.

I just got home, so couldn't answer you sooner, sorry... but it's a dilemna... do you go with, like, Clemens against the D-Rays, or do you go with Pedro & Wakefield? If the BoSox win both games tomorrow, you're golden. If they split, it *may* still be better than any other single game, depending on the scores.

Cuz it's Pedro, I went w/ the double-header... you're given at least 18 innings (x3 points) to start. But of course, Pedro can give up 0-2 (or 6!) ERs, and Wakefield like 4-5... but I'm going with the 54 "given" points and work down from there, rather than the 27 points. If that made any sense
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 04/12/03 07:58 AM

Remarkably, that makes PERFECT sense to me. You gotta think in terms of IP's with the double headers but since I was somehow drinking and unbelievably distracted tonight as I tried to make sense of the schedules, I thought Boston had rescheduled for a June date. On second glance that was the Yankees. Doh! I just cannot handle thought of another rain postponement happening, so I picked my man Kevin Brown (against SF - yikes!). Now you have me worried in the wee, wee hours of the morning that I did not think everything through with my usual twisted logic.

And dammit, if I didnt predict you would only be behind me for a day...

But I sailed past the Douche-Man!

JG - do you play fantasy football at this site too? I have played past years at NFL.com

Yep - job termination or divorce is imminent in my future.
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 04/12/03 08:01 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by La Dolce Vita:
JG - do you play fantasy football at this site too? I have played past years at NFL.com

Yep - job termination or divorce is imminent in my future.
Firstly, just click on my name, and view my games year by year - I dabble, that's it, sometimes w/ success, sometimes not...

Secondly, it's okay, you can work/live for/with me....
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 04/12/03 08:10 AM

Might as well Roomie - you are the only one I know still up at 4 ET!! And I dont eat much and I am very clean.

I forgot you can look at those icons on the site, I have never ventured there. I will have to check it out.

I dont think I am allowed to play in my husband's league next year in Football. I was in 1st place all the way up till the 2nd to last week when I dropped down to 3rd (thank you Bret Favre ) but 2 fantasy people competing in the same house for players AND modem time, well.....??? Oh, and I was supposed to let him WIN???

Those guys really hated being beat by a chick....luckily noone on this BB challenge will have to worry about that!
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 04/12/03 08:27 AM

So the move today would have been to load up with hitters from Bost and Balt, too. If that's the case. SC is in good shape with Nomar, Ramirez, and Trot Nixon.
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 04/12/03 09:08 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by La Dolce Vita:
divorce is imminent in my future.
Good thing you posted that here where nobody's gonna see it. Otherwise, we'd have to hear from the 10 or 15 juvenile delinquents that have a crush on you. I remember the comments inspired by your picture in the Mama Corleone thread. :rolleyes: :p

By the way, LDV, there's a thread in General Discussion called "Wierdest Dream". I'm still waiting for your contribution.
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 04/12/03 02:10 PM

Ha! To dream, one must first sleep. Wierdest dream? Like I am going to share with the likes of anyone under 35? Ick.

I do have ONE recurring dream - perhaps that is best told over dinner. Looks like I'm gonna be buying. :rolleyes:

But my dream of late involves traveling all over the country to visit baseball stadiums only to be completely RAINED ON when I get there!

btw: I married a saint, lucky me. He ain't going anywhere - though I sure didn't pick someone with the "jock" gene...... :rolleyes:
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 04/12/03 02:38 PM

You know, I posted that I was LUCKY not to have picked Pedro and picked Randy Johnson. It was supposed to be a good thing- safe bet to, Randy Johnson- multiple Cy Young winner, won 20+ games last year. Well... the D-backs pitching staff scored me a -18. A negative freaking 18.

O.K., that's all I have to say. I'm just speechless. I am without speech

Man... -18.
Posted By: SC

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 04/12/03 02:51 PM

Pitching!!!

What was the expression from the 50's?? Spahn and Sain and two days of rain.

Negative 18 points?
Posted By: Big Daddy Don

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 04/12/03 03:09 PM

Shhhhh - Do you hear that sound ? That is the sound of the Rookie slowly making his way up the ranks. Damn I can't believe I get high points in a day and it turns out to be a weekend where I can't even crow. Hell this might never occur again so I will crow anyway - ha. Although I understand the reality is that my team did not play that well, I was just able to take advantage of the rain and poor pitches of others - but I don't really care - . I still haven't gotten out of the 40's either higher nor lower . My team is that of remarkable fluid consistency - not sure if that is a good thing or a bad thing.

So do some of you people not sleep? Baseball conversations at 4:00am est -ha. It must have been a late night for a few of you or maybe an early morning, I can only imagine.

Enjoy the weekend all.
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 04/12/03 05:28 PM

Looks like the Boston - Baltimore afternoon game was cancelled... I am not saying a word about how lucky I was to pick another pitching staff. -18, still speechless.

O.K., that's enough of my whining.

And oh yea, LDV- Don't think that I didn't catch you going ahead of me. JG and BDD was telling me some great things about the view from behind, so I thought I might give it a try.
Posted By: SC

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 04/12/03 07:41 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Don Sicilia:
Looks like the Boston - Baltimore afternoon game was cancelled...
Sonuvabitch! I was counting on them (Garciaparra and Ramirez) to do some serious damage today. That night game better be played!!
Posted By: Beth E

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 04/12/03 07:44 PM

What are you guys doing to our consigliere? That's like the 3rd time I've seen him cuss. I don't think he's cussed that much in 2 years.

*Sorry to intrude....gingerly stepping out of this fantatsy thread....
Posted By: SC

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 04/12/03 07:48 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Beth E:
*Sorry to intrude....gingerly stepping out of this fantatsy thread....
No, no......come back, Beth! My team is playing down there in Baltimore.....You gotta go out and do an anti-rain dance.
Posted By: Beth E

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 04/12/03 07:51 PM

Ok...jiggling commencing. But I don't think it's needed. It's beautiful and in the 60's. Hope I rubbed some good luck your way
Posted By: SC

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 04/12/03 07:56 PM

Jiggling??? (gulp) The hell with baseball!!

Is it really sunny down there? Why was the day game cancelled?
Posted By: SC

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 04/12/03 08:00 PM

Oooops.....never mind.....they're playing in Boston.
Posted By: Beth E

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 04/12/03 08:01 PM

Day game was cancelled??? Didn't realize..yeah I know..I don't follow the Orioles at all. Maybe after a week of seeing nothing but clouds the sight of the sun made everyone faint, so they have to recuperate.

So..does jiggling beat broken fingers?

Ok..just noticed your 2nd post. They are playing in Boston. We've got to stop tripping over each other.
Posted By: SC

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 04/12/03 08:13 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Beth E:


So..does jiggling beat broken fingers?

Don't ask me why that question reminded me of an old Soupy Sales joke, but here goes:

A guy takes his girlfriend to a baseball game. They're sitting in the stands, and a foul ball comes flying into her chest and the guy ends up with three broken fingers. :rolleyes:
Posted By: Beth E

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 04/12/03 08:16 PM

Let me guess...one is from the ball hitting his hand and 2 were from the girlfriend after he reached for the ball??
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 04/12/03 09:26 PM

GOT TO PAY MORE ATTENTION TO THE WEATHER. IT'S ALL THERE ON THE WEB!
GOT TO PAY MORE ATTENTION TO THE WEATHER. IT'S ALL THERE ON THE WEB!
GOT TO PAY MORE ATTENTION TO THE WEATHER. IT'S ALL THERE ONTHE WEB!

(Just trying to hammer the point home to myself. Looks like a possible SF-LA rainout)
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 04/12/03 11:16 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by plawrence:
Looks like a possible SF-LA rainout
Indeed.

I am TOTALLY screwed today. 3 Dodgers, 1 Giant and the blue & white PS. Thought it was raining only on the East coast? I shouldnt make my roster up at midnight on a Friday night - what WAS I thinking?

Man, I'm gonna have to learn to like the rear-end view from where I am - maybe set up a lawn chair and some lemonade....

BethE -thanks for taking an interest in SC's pain but I have to tell you, if you can jiggle a little anti-rain dance in the west as well, I'll love you forever.
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 04/13/03 12:42 AM

I'm dyin' here.

I saw on my roster Tony Batista made me 3 points. I was like hmmm, that is strange. Then it dawned on me...that game aint freakin' cancelled!! Delayed 6 hours - but not cancelled!

...ok so if they delay Dodgers by 6 hours, they should be done by about dawn???

I'm off to say a few Our Fathers and Hail Mary's. (Or is that a BLOODY MARY that I need right now?)

Hey, I was weekly points leader for ALMOST a whole week
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 04/13/03 12:51 AM

YOU'RE dying?!! The "smart" ones (only me?!!) who picked the Bos/Balt double-header not only lost one of the games... but PEDRO has given up 10 RUNS (and counting), and it's only the 5th freakin' inning!!!! Pedro's ERA went from 0.60 to 5.12 today. WTF?!?!!!!
Posted By: SC

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 04/13/03 01:59 AM

Don't get me started on the Red Sox!

3 of their best hitters are costing me $16 mil of my team's budget, and they come up with ONE point between them!!?!!
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 04/13/03 02:05 AM

1 pt sure is better than -20!! :p
Posted By: SC

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 04/13/03 02:12 AM

I guess.....

Pedro sure didn't have his stuff today.
Posted By: Big Daddy Don

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 04/13/03 04:23 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by J Geoff:
[b]1 pt sure is better than -20!! :p [/b]
Well technically speaking it was -25, but who is really counting
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 04/13/03 06:04 AM

BDD - always a breath of fresh air.

Holy Crappola!!! I wasnt indoors alot today but then I catch the highlights and whooooaaaa!!! What the hell happened today?

Sportscenter came on and I thought of Hollywood with Yanks and Cirillo and knew he was set.

All in all, looking at total scores, everyone is really in the game. Even Johnny-Come-Lately (BDD) with his "fluid consistency" inching his way up nicely.... I have a feeling it will be getting tight here in the near future.
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 04/13/03 10:37 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by La Dolce Vita:
All in all, looking at total scores, everyone is really in the game.
Nah, the only one in the game here is me. :p Now that I've prsonalized my MSN home page to include the weather report from every MLB city, I won't be hitting any more bumps in the road like I did this week.

Look out below! (and above). :p
Posted By: SC

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 04/13/03 11:00 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by plawrence:
Now that I've prsonalized my MSN home page to include the weather report from every MLB city, I won't be hitting any more bumps in the road like I did this week.
What are ya gonna do next? Steal signals?? :p

When do the new market values show up?
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 04/13/03 05:13 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by SC:

When do the new market values show up?
Overnight tonight, you'll see them Monday AM...
Posted By: Big Daddy Don

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 04/13/03 05:43 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Big Daddy Don:
Well technically speaking it was -25, but who is really counting
OK so I see today it is going to be my turn. I am at -10 and I believe we are not in the second inning - that will teach me to talk trash to The Don
Posted By: Big Daddy Don

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 04/14/03 01:17 AM

OK the rookie needs a bit of help here. I understand that tomorrow new values will be assigned to the players. It sounds from recent posts that some can go up somewhat dramatically and not be very predicitable. My question is currently one of my players is off tomorrow. If I switch him tonight with someone else, and I have only .4 below the cap there is a good chance if his value goes up that I cannot bring him back tomorrow (for Tuesday) is that correct ? What happens if say enough of my players go up to over $50M and say I am at 51M and then I need to make a move - is it that I will need to drop say a player of 3M value and pick up a player of 2M value to be within the 50M mark?

Having not gone through this value change yet, I am thinking of just taking the hit tomorrow and keeping who I have until I see and understand how it all plays out.

Any info or thoughts on this would be appreciated.
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 04/14/03 02:34 AM

In the spirit of fair competition and friendship among board members, I'll help you out (that is if you'll take info from a guy close to last place!)

First of all, the most important number on your team screen is the Locked (LKD) Value of your team. This is the number that needs to be below 50. Currently, the Market (MRK) Value of my team is 51.3. That number doesn't matter (and is actually better, generally, if it is over 50).

In any case, here's a few scenarios that could happen to you. From the info you provided, it sounds to me like your team is valued at 49.6 (including the player that you say is off tomorrow but could possibly go up).

Scenario 1: You keep the player that isn't playing tomorrow

- In case his value goes up, you're lucky you kept him since you now have him at less than market price.

- If his value goes down, press the "Renegotiate Values" button, and his locked value (along with other players with down values) will be decreased meaning you have more points to spend. Note that the "Renegotiate Values" button only works in your favor (i.e. if a players value went up, the locked value WILL NOT go up to the higher market value.)

Scenario 2: You drop the player and pick up someone else who is playing tomorrow. For simplicity sake, let's just say that even after replacing him and pressing the "Renegotiate Value" button on Monday, your team value is still 49.6.

- If the dropped player's value goes up by greater than .4, then you cannot pick him up unless you make another value dropping move at another position.

- If the dropped player's value goes up by less than .4 or his value goes down, then you can make the switch back to that original player and still be below 50.

Hopefully, that all made sense. Just remember, the key is the Locked Value of your team (you can almost ignore the Market Value of your team.) In the example you gave, even if your market value is at 51, your locked value should still be below 50. Therefore, if you drop someone with a Locked Value of $3, then you have an extra $3 to spend.

However, if you drop a player whose locked value is lower than his market value, (for example, you have Sosa locked at $6 and his market value is $6.6 and you decide to drop him for some reason), then once you release him, you can only pick him up again if you have $6.6 of availability. That's why it's very important to keep players that you have that are "cheap" (locked in at lower than market value even if they are not playing on certain days.
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 04/14/03 03:45 AM

Player values only increase or decrease by these amounts, as meantioned in a previous post:

-3, -2, -1, 0, +1, +2, +3

I have three players that aren't playing tomorrow, so I don't lose them at the price I'm paying. Of course, they're price could go down, and I'd have lost potential points. But I'll take the rist - I can't possibly do any worse, right?
Posted By: Big Daddy Don

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 04/14/03 03:48 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by Don Sicilia:
In the spirit of fair competition and friendship among board members, I'll help you out
DS - you are a good and fair man. I would not have helped any of the rest of you out -ha, just kidding.

Seriously thanks for the info it is very helpful. I think I was somewhat close in my understanding of it, but this was really good. Of course I still will probably make all the wrong moves - only now I won't have any excuse.

Thanks again for the info.
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 04/14/03 05:19 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by plawrence:
Nah, the only one in the game here is me
Are you kidding me? Or are you still feeling cocky from the now passed 70 point day? You are the bologna in the Undertaker/Hollywood sandwich.

Ah well, better than being the after dinner mint like the rest of us....

But at least I am ahead of JGeoff!!!
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 04/14/03 05:44 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by La Dolce Vita:
But at least I am ahead of JGeoff!!!
Just an on-purpose extended view of your behind, LDV!

I think this is probably the worst week I've ever had in the years I've played this game. But it's okay - I start slow, and end up w/ most everyone else looking at my behind!
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 04/14/03 09:00 AM

Watch out guys...Greg Prior goes today. I'm expecting another 70, and a move back into first
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 04/14/03 01:38 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by plawrence:
Watch out guys...Greg Prior goes today. I'm expecting another 70, and a move back into first
Oh man, I'm losing to a guy who thinks Prior's first name is Greg! Just kidding plawrence! His first name is Mark, by the way (unless his middle name is Greg, and if you know that, the rest of us is really screwed!)
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 04/14/03 01:47 PM

Man, did you guys see how much values went up on some players. I think I'm literally stuck with my current team for the rest of this week, because the values went up so much.
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 04/14/03 02:17 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Don Sicilia:
His first name is Mark
Yeah, I was thinking of Greg Pryor, a utility infielder for the White Sox a few years ago. Greg, Mark, what's the difference? Another 40 pointer coming up today.
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 04/14/03 02:30 PM

I hope so. I have him starting as well.
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 04/14/03 04:59 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Don Sicilia:
I think I'm literally stuck with my current team for the rest of this week, because the values went up so much.
Ha! You and I seem to have a knack for picking the same players - and frequently. I look today and our rosters have 4 same players!! They were good acquisitions though since their market value is alot higher than what we paid. I have a decent surplus going on.

Been neck and neck with Douche Bigalow all last week. And now with you leading me by only 4 points, and with us starting 4 of the same players, it will come down to pitching.

I predict Plawrence wont get 40+ today.
Posted By: SC

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 04/14/03 07:14 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by La Dolce Vita:
I predict Plawrence wont get 40+ today.
I'd settle for half of that today. 6 of my big hitters aren't playing and I was afraid to substitute for them without knowing what the new market values were, so in essence I'm fielding a team with only three batters.

Damn!
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 04/14/03 09:13 PM

I'm only missing 3 players today, and, all values went up so good thing I kept them. Not that it matters any since they're all CRAP apparently, regardless of their numbers.
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 04/14/03 10:39 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by J Geoff:
Not that it matters any since they're all CRAP apparently, regardless of their numbers.
Oh, lemme tell you about crap....I forgot to renegotiate a player I wanted to get rid of, had the math all figured out, picked up another player I wanted for tomorrow and then realized I was over cap. I DO know how to count, so I was a bit bewildered. How embarrassing to have to pick up your OLD player at the NEW price. Lucky he was a cheap one

Ah, screw this. I am cleaning up - I don't want him at the new price. I found someone else. Damn, one more thing in life to remember...

Renegotiate Monday, renegotiate Monday, renegotiate Monday, renegotiate Monday.....

You cant imagine how pissed I am - I dont like doing stupid things. I must focus from now on....
Posted By: Big Daddy Don

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 04/14/03 11:22 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by La Dolce Vita:
You cant imagine how pissed I am - I dont like doing stupid things. I must focus from now on....
And everyone calls me the rookie. At least I can manage my Cap. Of course I can't get my team to get out of the 40's, I am nearly 400 point out of first place - but I can manage the cap.

Quote:
Originally posted by SC:
so in essence I'm fielding a team with only three batters.
Damn!
Quote:
Originally posted by J Geoff:
I'm only missing 3 players today, and
If I didn't know better I would think you two are already making excuses and the games haven't even started yet. That's not the way to talk smack to the rest of us - listen to PL now this man can talk some smack His team hasn't done anything in nearly a week - but still that hasn't stopped him from talking smack - :p
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 04/15/03 12:09 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by Big Daddy Don:
That's not the way to talk smack to the rest of us
I haven't had any reason to yet - but oh, I will show you smack soon enough!




P.S. I'm glad I'm not the only one to pick the Yanks tonight...
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 04/15/03 02:43 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by La Dolce Vita:
I predict Plawrence wont get 40+ today.
How right you were!!
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 04/15/03 02:57 AM

MARK Prior got me a resounding ONE point because you guys all put the whammy on him.
Is it safe to say that our aggregate point total made today our worst day of the season?
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 04/15/03 03:30 AM

Well 1 is better than -6 -- where's this feeling of deja vu coming from?? :rolleyes:
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 04/15/03 03:54 AM

Wow, what a SAD bunch! Was everyone experiencing their weekend hangover making their picks last night? Ugh! Of course not BDD - he got plawrence's 40 points. Which is interesting - I could of sworn I saw YOU at happy hour this weekend.

Whoa, my twisted picking logic sure hung me out to dry.

And you, JG - you are either my shadow or we share a brain. Stop it!! You are jinxing me all the time!!

Insanity sets in....
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 04/15/03 03:59 AM

Ok...and these garlic fries that we see every single night in San Francisco? I just gotta get some of those. You guys on the East coast probably dont get the West coast games. This one is on ESPN now. The few times I went out there, I dont remember garlic fries

I need comfort food right now. Bad.
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 04/15/03 04:00 AM

How's this for stupid and twisted: I kept a player who wasn't playing today, to save the money, but read he wasn't playing tomorrow, so I traded him today! (And, of course, I paid more for the new player than had I just done it yesterday! )

Smack: You guys are history! You suck! I'm gonna win it all! I rule! (How's that, BDD? )
Posted By: Big Daddy Don

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 04/15/03 04:09 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by J Geoff:

Smack: You guys are history! You suck! I'm gonna win it all! I rule! (How's that, BDD? )
Very good JGeoff - although in the future you might want to not talk smack on days when you get minus points from your pitching and barely break 20. Other than that though

Quote:
Originally posted by La Dolce Vita:
Wow, what a SAD bunch! Was everyone experiencing their weekend hangover making their picks last night? Ugh! Of course not BDD - he got plawrence's 40 points. Which is interesting - I could of sworn I saw YOU at happy hour this weekend.
Good chance you did see me, I guess the difference between us is that I can hold my liquor. Someday I'll need to teach you about fluid consistency. :p
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 04/15/03 04:17 AM

Oh, I can hold my - ......never mind.

Ah, we are all King (or queen -I'm not mentioning any names) for a day. Enjoy yours while you can BDD - it was 40 - not 400 like you need. Your Royals have been good to you save for that one day.

Yes, I am peeking at your stuff. Try and stop me.

10:15 pm and a 6th inning game. Another late night. No fun at my house while any sports are on

What DO you guys on the East Coast do?
Posted By: Big Daddy Don

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 04/15/03 04:24 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by La Dolce Vita:
Enjoy yours while you can BDD - it was 40 - not 400 like you need.

Yes, I am peeking at your stuff. Try and stop me.

What DO you guys on the East Coast do?
40 and not 400 - Ouch That was cold blooded.

And regarding peeking at my stuff - you just stay away from trying to peek at my 'sluggers'

So what do those of us on the east coast do - basically we wait for the whiners in the mid-west to start putting their excuses on the table. :p
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 04/15/03 04:31 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by La Dolce Vita:

What DO you guys on the East Coast do?
Stay up late waiting for West Coast results, same as if I had real money on these games. I guess this proves what my shrink always said: It's not about the money, it's about the ACTION.
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 04/15/03 04:46 AM

It's ALWAYS about the action. Anything worth playing, that is.

SF is giving me a few pity points here and there. Woo hoo!

Still need comfort food.....
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 04/15/03 03:53 PM

Morning and

JG - or anyone that had the Yankees PS yesterday. I would have thought since the Yankees game ended early yesterday that the points I saw after the Giants game ended last night were true. I could have SWORN that the Yankees PS garnered -6......giving my total score for the day 14. I KNOW I saw that last night around midnight. This morning it says Yankees at -12 and my points are a whopping 8?????

Am I the only one that noticed this?
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 04/15/03 04:06 PM

Yeah, I know... the live pictching scores are very often screwed up as they're probably entered in manual. During the overnight update, they audit the numbers. Unless you count up the points yourself, you gotta wait 'til the morning to see the right numbers. I thought I had 21 for the day
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 04/15/03 04:16 PM

Thanks Pork. I usually do tally the numbers after all the games and they have been correct for me so far.

Ha! Like I thought 14 was a WHOLE lot better than 8!!
Posted By: SC

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 04/15/03 04:19 PM

You mean you guys had POSITIVE totals??
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 04/15/03 04:36 PM

That's ok SC, the Moose is gonna let loose today on Toronto and hopefully make up for that disaster yesterday...

Gotta stay in front of the Pork.

And God helps us if BDD ever hot rods his way in front of us. BDD & plawrence - trash talkers seperated at birth.
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 04/15/03 04:56 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by La Dolce Vita:
That's ok SC, the Moose is gonna let loose today on Toronto and hopefully make up for that disaster yesterday...
You're probably right, Buffy - cuz I dropped the Yanks in disgust. So I won't jinx them for you guys

I don't care if they're 10-2, wins don't mean anything if they give up so many runs. I'll wait for Mo's return, or wait til they play the Tigers (BTW - WTF - their only 2 losses were against Tampa Bay?!)
Posted By: Big Daddy Don

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 04/15/03 05:38 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by La Dolce Vita:
And God helps us if BDD ever hot rods his way in front of us. BDD & plawrence - trash talkers seperated at birth.
Little chance of that happening, I am like 200+ points behind either one of you. Although the fact that I am that far behind and still talk a bit of smack is probably a pretty sad statement about me.

Hey if I can't win, I at least have to find a little fun somehow, someway to rev me up some.
:p
Posted By: Biggtone23

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 04/16/03 12:55 AM

Damn i fell out of the 90th percentile. Now im at 89.2
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 04/16/03 01:44 AM

quote:
Originally posted by J Geoff:
I dropped the Yanks in disgust. So I won't jinx them for you guys
Posted By: Big Daddy Don

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 04/16/03 02:10 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by Biggtone23:
Damn i fell out of the 90th percentile. Now im at 89.2
Hey if it makes you feel any better my team is at 8, yes that is correct, not 80, but 8. I was a 2 earlier in the week so I guess I can't complain.

But tonight it seems like my pitching, just like the rest of my day is going backwards -
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 04/16/03 02:39 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by J Geoff:
quote:
Originally posted by J Geoff:
I dropped the Yanks in disgust. So I won't jinx them for you guys
So JG... Who are you going to drop in disgust next? Just wondering... :p
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 04/16/03 03:07 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by Don Sicilia:
So JG... Who are you going to drop in disgust next? Just wondering... :p
No one this time - I did pretty well today
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 04/16/03 04:59 AM

O/T: I was 99.8 percentile in Pigskin Pick'em last year, so I hope you'll stick with me for NFL action as BBC winds down
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 04/16/03 09:05 AM

In the 6 games since Mark Prior's 40, I've gotten 8 points from my pitching!

Why do I have a 'sinking' feeling?
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 04/16/03 04:19 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by J Geoff:
O/T: I was 99.8 percentile in Pigskin Pick'em last year, so I hope you'll stick with me for NFL action as BBC winds down
How is Pigskin Pick'em played? Hey JG (or everyone else for that matter), do any of you participate in any of the Yahoo fantasy games? I am always on the look out for a good active league. I hate it when leagues becomes stale.
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 04/17/03 10:36 AM

BLACK CAR DRIVERS ROLL BEHIND ROLEN'S 17

Secaucus, NJ, April 17

Scott Rolen hit two home runs, and Jeff Suppan led the pitching staff to a 21 point total, as the Black Car Drivers moved into third place in the GangsterBBC Fantasy Baseball League.

The Drivers, who led the league after Mark Prior's 40 point performance last week, had fallen to fifth place after their recent 8 point in 6 day pitching performance.

"It's been a rough 6 days, not being able to do any barking" said Driver's owner plawrence. "I did plenty of crying, but that's not nearly as much fun. Trash talking is really what it's all about"
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 04/17/03 02:37 PM

Yeah, that's cute. :rolleyes: I was busting a gut yesterday afternoon watching the game online thinking about the 2 guys on here that had Rolen after seeing his 2 homers. There is always that ONE player we pass over for some reason in a given day. In contrast, my PLAYERS did very well, my PS let me down.

My baseball karma is off a little, I need to work on getting it back somehow. I can't pass the Douche-man for NOTHING and the Pork is nipping at my heels.

Keep up your trash talking plawrence....it motivates me. The full moon is out, weird things COULD happen.....
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 04/17/03 04:28 PM

I love your articles, PL!


SATRIALE'S PORK IS RISING ( )

Toms River, NJ -- After a miserable last-place finish in Week 2, the Pork has pumped his way into 4th place for Week 3.

"It didn't help to earn -5 points over 2 games," owner jgeoff said with disgust, "but this week we've been averaging almost 40 pts per game." Satriale's only averaged 22.8 pts per game during last week's skid.

"I'm hoping Pedro, pitching today, will put up the numbers that he's capable of."

Pedro Martinez gave up 10 earned runs in 4.1 innings in his last outting. "That wasn't the Pedro who won 20 games last year."

"In the end, LDV will feel the Pork pass from behind her!"

-30-
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 04/17/03 04:44 PM

Goddammmmmmmit!! Now I know what I am doing wrong, I mean this is the SECOND totally stupid (obvious) thing I have done.

I usually tweak my roster up today for the next day. That is when I do all my "research" - (read: twisted logic) I think I have been choosing pitchers for tomorrow actually playing today. (Except for the Yankees or Dodgers - I have their schedule memorized). I actually worked on my roster for tomorrow and I picked Woody Williams thinking he was playing TOMORROW! How can I not read the top of the page? Oh man.

Ok, boys - I am more of a sore loser when I screw my own self up. And I can't even believe I am admitting my stupidness.

No bullshit - the only place I am gonna feel the Pork is under my shoe - if you should even THINK about passing me!

Im dying here knowing I have Matt Clement on my PS today - oh the agony. I know I am not the only one to make that choice but ugh!

Nice articles guys. Excuse my outburst, dont think you want to see mine, it would read like tabloid fodder.

EDIT: While I am usually a clueless moron, this was not the case this time and I was dreaming. I really DO know how to read the top of the page. Doesnt mean I will get enough points to cause plawrence any heartburn, but I never give up.
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 04/17/03 04:48 PM

WOAH! I'm the fuck-up! He is tomorrow's pitcher

Sorry, I'm a dumbass! You're doing it right, I just looked at the wrong screen :rolleyes:

I had to edit my article...

P.S. You have Kerry Wood today, Buff' -- not a bad choice! Clement is pitching tomorrow...
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 04/17/03 05:06 PM

Are you trying to make me crazy? Or just raise my blood pressure? Remind me, I owe you a slap making me go off on a tirade. Ha! Buffy's TRUE colors!

I have a hard enough time understanding the system. I thought I was doing it right and then you freak me out.

Ok, I am calm now. Yet remarkably out of energy to edit. Kerry Wood is my pitcher today, write it 50 times.....

The Pork is mine!
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 04/17/03 05:13 PM

Ok, it just hit me, JG - you are doing it AGAIN!!

Why were you picking the same pitcher (Woody) as I was - AGAIN?

Stop reading my mind....you are not prepared for the dangers....
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 04/17/03 06:28 PM

Here's a haiku for all you haiku lovers:

Douche Bigelow here.
Ahead of Pork n' Buffy.
Watch out plawrence.
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 04/17/03 06:39 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Don Sicilia:
...Pork n' Buffy.
Is that what the kids are callin' it these days? Anything like haulin' ass or makin' bacon???

Welcome to the TT (Trash-Talkin') Club, Douche Bigelow....
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 04/17/03 09:10 PM

Again I pass on the Yanks -- especially cuz Weaver was pitching -- and they put up 30 pts... you guys are welcome!

I hope Pedro does well tonight. I originally had Millwood starting, and they've already given up 7 runs halfway through. Whew!
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 04/18/03 12:43 AM

Marcus Giles... Mike Lowell... Corey Patterson... Damn you, Buffy!! I thought I had you today! :p
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 04/18/03 03:22 AM

Good day for everyone today, except Big Daddy :p

An 82 pointer for LDV!! My compliments.
Posted By: Big Daddy Don

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 04/18/03 03:41 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by plawrence:
Good day for everyone today, except Big Daddy :p

HA - If I wasn't so tired and disgusted with my team's performance of late I would have something to come back to you with. I knew I was in trouble when my PS was like -12 in the second inning, they did redeem themselves and finished at a respectible -8 Hey PL, at least I wasn't in the teen's or lower as your team was for half the games this week See I am feeling a bit better already, but still blue Go head - kick a man when he is down :p
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 04/18/03 04:04 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by Big Daddy Don:
they did redeem themselves and finished at a respectible -8
I'd love to see you with a "respectable" -8 every day (*kick, kick*)
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 04/18/03 05:10 AM

Thanks, plawrence

But I'm still hoping for a Shawn Green grand slam finish in the 9th inning tonight. Am I being too greedy? Why couldn't I have had a day like this, um - say this past MONDAY??????? Just think Pork if I HADN'T given up the Yanks. My luck.

BDD -chin up. You are a competitive soul. You'll come around. Don't worry, we will kick you when you are upright too. :p
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 04/18/03 05:21 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by plawrence:


An 82 pointer for LDV!!
You mean 84. And yes I am counting. I've been in the middle too long. Next stop - passing up SC!!! :p
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 04/18/03 09:03 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by La Dolce Vita:
But I'm still hoping for a Shawn Green grand slam finish in the 9th inning tonight.
Well, you came damn close. Ruined my whole friggin' day. Get a great performance from a cheap PS, and watch it all come apart in the 9th. Yeah, I know; That's why it's a cheap PS. Trevor Hoffman's out, so they have Joe Asshole closing.

(edit): No, wait. I looked at the box score. The closer is - are you ready? - Jesse 45 year old Orosco. JESSE FRIGGIN' 45 YEAR OLD OROSCO!
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 04/18/03 01:40 PM

LDV, I see that you passed up the Douche (Douche Bigelow, that is) .

"LDV... LDV... What have I ever done to make you treat me so disrespectfully?"

Only joking, LDV. Congrats on the huge night. I have a feeling though I'll be back on top after today!
Posted By: Big Daddy Don

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 04/18/03 02:51 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by plawrence:
I'd love to see you with a "respectable" -8 every day (*kick, kick*)
Quote:
Originally posted by La Dolce Vita:
BDD -chin up. You are a competitive soul. You'll come around. Don't worry, we will kick you when you are upright too. :p
OK you kids have your fun now. Hey I can take it, all part of the fun and game, give and take - even though I am now getting talked smack to from some sissy girl - I was referring to you PL on that one

Ok I am kidding my friend - but since I cannot defend myself with my teams actions, I must resort to name calling. I am a sad soul, I will admit.

This being Easter weekend - I am also looking to see if my team can arise and have eternal life. And if not I just hope I get more points than the two of you.
Posted By: BronxKing

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 04/18/03 03:40 PM

I'm a big MLB fan, Yankees for the Team, National for the League (long story), and I'm not in the Fantasy league. But this thread is comedy at it's best! The Boss,SC, plawrence, LDV,BBD, DonSicilia, keep me rolling . Thanks for the entertainment...
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 04/18/03 03:47 PM

HEY! Who asked you? Whadda 'ya mean this is comedy at its best? You think we're funny? You mean funny like a clown? You wanna post in this thread, or better yet you wanna even read this thread, get in the friggn' game! Otherwise, you and your oversized Yankee logo can stay in the Bronx! We keep you 'rolling', huh? Well, ROLL THIS. You want entertainment, go find Jesse Friggin' Orosco and the two of you can check out the action at a nursing home!
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 04/18/03 03:52 PM

Maybe we should sell tickets???? :p

Glad we could make your day BK.....this is about the cleanest and most coherent thread out there.
Posted By: Big Daddy Don

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 04/18/03 03:53 PM

Hey BK - don't mind PL he is just a bit 'testy' since his team has fallen from 1st place to 3rd in a matter of days. :p

I can't even imagine him after the weekend when SC passes him. If you hear a big thud and a primal scream over the weekend - that would be PL falling to 4th place.
Posted By: Beth E

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 04/18/03 03:56 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by La Dolce Vita:
this is about the cleanest and most coherent thread out there.
I could change all that if you like. Yup..another gate crasher. So this is where all the cool people hang out. Can I be a cheerleader or something? I've got killer pom poms!
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 04/18/03 04:42 PM

I sure hope the ChiSox get pounded today! What happened, Buff', you think I jinxed Woody? Well, you'll see the Pork and Woody passin' the Douche today, and tomorrow, my dear, you'll be droppin' to your knees crying! Bwahahahahaha!!

The Pork is coming!!

Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 04/18/03 04:50 PM

BK - Get your ass in this game! Big Daddy needs some company!

Beth - Great set of pom poms! Just keep doing this:
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 04/18/03 04:58 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by J Geoff:
I sure hope the ChiSox get pounded today!
Such mean words coming from a guy who needs to make up 40 points first just to touch me (like I'm gonna let you get THAT close, after that comment) :p

I HOPE I jinxed Woody for you. If you had not let it out yesterday you were taking him, I probably would have. I try real hard to monopolize my players and have them for my very own, greedy girl that I am. Only to wake up this morning and find out the Douche-man and I were sharing a brain at roster time :rolleyes:

Colon & company cannot let me down - I told him so.

Your Pork will be Spam when I am through with you!
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 04/18/03 05:08 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by J Geoff:
the Pork and Woody passin' the Douche today
I feel there is something wickedly funny in that.

So much for our clean and coherent thread
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 04/18/03 05:14 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by La Dolce Vita:
Colon & company cannot let me down - I told him so.
You'll be pronouncing Colon's name in English after Ricardo Rodriguez is done with him! White Sox...

Your Pork will be Spam when I am through with you!

Good one! But you know spam - it just keeps coming after you, pounding you, day in and day out!
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 04/18/03 05:15 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by La Dolce Vita:
[quote]Originally posted by J Geoff:
[b] the Pork and Woody passin' the Douche today
I feel there is something wickedly funny in that.

So much for our clean and coherent thread [/b][/quote]I pick my words carefully
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 04/18/03 07:26 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by La Dolce Vita:
I try real hard to monopolize my players and have them for my very own, greedy girl that I am. Only to wake up this morning and find out the Douche-man and I were sharing a brain at roster time :rolleyes:
Tell me about it. And I thought I was going to make up some ground with my carefully selected pitching staff... Ha ha.
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 04/18/03 07:32 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by J Geoff:
[quote]Originally posted by La Dolce Vita:
[b] [quote]Originally posted by J Geoff:
[b] the Pork and Woody passin' the Douche today
I feel there is something wickedly funny in that.

So much for our clean and coherent thread [/b][/quote]I pick my words carefully [/b][/quote]JG, you must be crazy if you think your Pork and Woody is going anywhere near the Douche and Colon! Douche's (and LDV's) Colon is untouchable! :p
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 04/18/03 08:40 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Don Sicilia:
Douche's (and LDV's) Colon is untouchable!
Well, you're right about that - there's a reason why I'm not a proctologist!
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 04/19/03 03:53 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by J Geoff:
What happened, Buff', you think I jinxed Woody?
...I GAVE you Woody!! :rolleyes:

Teach me to try to monopolize players - I will never go against my gut again.

While it is still way too early to tally up the points tonight, I'm disgusted.

Kudos on a big night, Pork, I can already feel you nipping my heels again....
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 04/19/03 04:46 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by La Dolce Vita:
Pork, I can already feel you nipping my heels again....
Slayer, I'm only 3* points behind you now! The Pork already passed the Douche, and tomorrow, sorry... you're history! (NEVER go against your gut - tho I do understand going elsewhere knowing what *I* picked )

*unofficial points
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 04/19/03 05:23 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by J Geoff:
I'm only [b]3* points behind you now! [/b]
Although there may be many factors distracting me late on a Friday night - I would ask if you want to check your math??

I believe it is more like 20* points -- the Pork is behind me.

Yes, games are done - I can resume my usual Friday night activities. And JG - they DO NOT involve me dropping to my knees crying. I intend to widen the space between you and me by a MILE tomorrow!! :p
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 04/19/03 05:50 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by La Dolce Vita:
check your math??
Hmmm, well, I did... looked like 3 pts to me... but tomorrow we'll know if I was wrong or not... (too late/tired/drunk to check it again now )
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 04/19/03 06:51 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by La Dolce Vita:
I GAVE you Woody!!
P.S. Well, no, you chose not to go with Pork's Woody! And, well,... I'll be sure to Axe my butt for you, so being behind me won't be so offensive
Posted By: SC

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 04/19/03 10:34 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by La Dolce Vita:
Next stop - passing up SC!!!
Don't count your chickens before they hatch; 23 points is gonna be 43 points after today!

Also, keep giving Geoff a woody.....he's dropping in the standings FAST!
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 04/19/03 10:45 AM

I hear the patter of your feet, consigliere of mine.
Posted By: SC

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 04/19/03 11:23 AM

plawrence -

Yep......I figure if your pitching staff keeps up the way its been going you'll be eating my dust soon.

BTW - Great title you chose!!
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 04/19/03 02:43 PM

Dammit! I gotta stop relying on unofficial stats -- my score dropped by like 10 pts :rolleyes:
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 04/19/03 03:21 PM

BOOOOOO-YAH!

JG- funny how the math worked for me no matter how tired/late/drunk I was.....


Why am I NOT surprised that the 3 that share a brain (Douche/Buff/Pork) chose the same PS again today??? I know JG, the rest of your team is not strong enough to overtake me today...better be passing the Axe over to me!
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 04/19/03 03:51 PM

I saw that too LDV. I guess we'll make the ascension up the standings together- Pork Buff n' Douche. And I thought I was being tricky!!!

In any case, Sean Casey and Vlad Guerrero should get about 14 at bats between them, so I would say 10 homers ain't bad!
Posted By: Big Daddy Don

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 04/19/03 04:54 PM

Hey JG - it appears you are feeling a bit cocky when you are playing with Woody. Just remember you can only get Woody maybe twice a week - and that is if you are lucky

Next time we see you and Woody playing together probably won't be till Thursday or Friday We'll see how cocky you feel between now and than.

Figures I have a good day and friggin Andre who I was within reach of 20 the other day continues his recent torrid pace. At least I got more points than PL last night, so I'll take some solace in that :p
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 04/19/03 05:40 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by La Dolce Vita:
Why am I NOT surprised that the 3 that share a brain (Douche/Buff/Pork) chose the same PS again today???
At least we'll all shine, or burn, together I did forget to put in any hitters for the double-header, though... so I'm screwed

Quote:
Originally posted by Bid Daddy Don:
Just remember you can only get Woody maybe twice a week - and that is if you are lucky
Maybe I should borrow some of M4M's Viagra then
Posted By: BronxKing

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 04/20/03 01:53 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by plawrence:
HEY! Who asked you? Whadda 'ya mean this is comedy at its best? You think we're funny? You mean funny like a clown? You wanna post in this thread, or better yet you wanna even read this thread, get in the friggn' game! Otherwise, you and your oversized Yankee logo can stay in the Bronx! We keep you 'rolling', huh? Well, ROLL THIS. You want entertainment, go find Jesse Friggin' Orosco and the two of you can check out the action at a nursing home!
My, my. "Gamblas" are so testy....

BTW...Oversized logo wins: 4-2. But, I'll leave. Don't forget to take your meds.
Posted By: BronxKing

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 04/20/03 01:59 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by La Dolce Vita:
Maybe we should sell tickets???? :p

Glad we could make your day BK.....this is about the cleanest and most coherent thread out there.
Yeah, but y'all ain't dat funny.
Posted By: SC

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 04/20/03 06:49 AM

Did you guys see the point totals today??? I score 63 points (with my two top hitters gathering only 2 points) and I end up losing ground??? WTF?????????? Douche got 98????!!
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 04/20/03 11:06 AM

The Slayer and I are tied for the week at 308, but she was surpased by the Douche. I don't know, sure doesn't look like plawrence, HH, or SC are gonna last too long as #2-4
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 04/20/03 11:08 AM

P.S. The winner of each "season" will receive a Godfather DVD poster from me (I know, Buff', I still own you one from last Fall )...
Posted By: SC

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 04/20/03 11:17 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by J Geoff:
I don't know, sure doesn't look like plawrence, HH, or SC are gonna last too long as #2-4 The middle is so close, it can be any order tomorrow...
I'm pretty confident with my lineup for today, so I'm not gonna be dropping. Monday is another story, though.....4 of my batters aren't playing, and I'm still afraid to make major lineup changes for Monday without seeing the new market values.
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 04/20/03 10:18 PM

Freaking Hee Seop Choi! I swear- I've picked him three times and all three games were the days that the Cubs decided to rest him. Bad luck I guess.

On the bright side, I lucked out with the Diamondbacks today. I thought Randy Johnson was pitching, but Batista ended up pitching. The D-backs ended up throwing a 5 hit shutout.
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 04/20/03 11:34 PM

*sigh* One by one I'm screwing up the ERAs of all the starting pitchers who have sub-2.00 ERAs :rolleyes:

My 35 pts of offensive couldn't help me break 30 pts total today

Guess I'll just rest here in 7th place a couple more days before I make my move...
Posted By: SC

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 04/21/03 12:13 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by J Geoff:
Guess I'll just rest here in 7th place a couple more days before I make my move...
Great strategy!! Lull the rest of us into feeling safe!

I may be joinin' ya....I'm afraid to make any roster changes on Monday, and I have only 5 players going.
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 04/21/03 12:22 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by SC:
I have only 5 players going.
Edit: I had 4, but decided to adjust my lineup so now I have 6...

But as you've guessed, you can get a lot of points outta 4 or 5 hitters, if they're the right ones
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 04/21/03 04:47 AM

Sheesh, What do I have to do to get out from being the filler in this DoucheB/Pork sandwich I have been in for almost 2 weeks? Not much changed this weekend (of course, we don't wanna bring up the sudden plawrence descent.... )

You guys keep your sluggers, I cleaned house tonight. Call it insanity; call it female logic: we are stereotyped as being fickle, impatient and clueless when spending money. I'd rather say I am spontaneous, adventurous and thrifty. I change my mind who I want every day depending on the opposing pitching staff. Watching the Cubs game today and seeing Sammy get beaned makes me realize how quick things can change day to day.

See? Twisted logic. When I am out of money, I will probably cry. Till then, I'm nipping some of your heels (plawrence).
Posted By: SC

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 04/21/03 05:19 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by La Dolce Vita:
the filler in this DoucheB/Pork sandwich
Ya got a way with words, Dolce.
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 04/21/03 10:52 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by La Dolce Vita:
we don't wanna bring up the sudden plawrence descent.... I'm nipping some of your heels (plawrence).
Have I had a descent? I hadn't noticed. You mean I'm not in first place any more? I better check the standings. :rolleyes:

Nipping at my heals, LDV? NIP THIS :p
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 04/21/03 01:21 PM

I'm rubber, you're glue, anything that....

Oh nevermind..... :p
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 04/21/03 03:01 PM

Well, I managed to overtake plaw to sneak into 4th place. You're next Consigliere!

Only kidding SC!
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 04/21/03 03:19 PM

DS - there is NO KIDDING in friendly competitions as these!!

Congrats on your big points week last week.

It's the last one you're ever gonna have....
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 04/21/03 03:56 PM

LDV- the "Only Kidding" part is to lull everyone into friendship, while cooly destroying you all in points in the process. Not only am I beating you, but you are nice to me too.

Oh man, I just gave away my strategy! :p

You may be right about it being my last big week. But that could be said of everyone. The best part is, at least I haven't made any tactical errors, right LDV?!

And a second thing, at least I had a big week, right Pork?!

Sorry about the digs, there! Two in one post! :p

In any case, I feel safe with Corey Patterson anchoring my hitters!
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 04/21/03 05:29 PM

Wow, look at that... Buffy is 2 pts away from being the Plawrence Slayer (plawrence need more than Axe for how close Buffy the proctologist is!), and I'm only 30 pts behind! And congrats, (you) Douche, for winning Week #3 - and Andre' for 2nd place showing!

If only we can start overtaking the Undertakers who has a commanding lead, with HH and SC sniffing around his butt...

BDD - Good improvement - keep it up!

All my player values went up again. This is getting tougher now with the money. I may have to keep this togther until someone gets hurt? I just had to make room for the Yankee PS, and bought them at 7.0 - now they're 7.3 which is utterly ridiculous. How much are they gonna cost in June? $10 million?!! The Cubs have more PPG and cost only 6.6...

--

Hey, those of you with some interest, reading this, but not playing - get your butts in here! The points reset at the All-Star Break, so get your practice in now! C'mon, let's have some more teams in here!
Posted By: Beth E

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 04/21/03 05:38 PM

I'm reading..but will pass Geoff. I got plenty of fantasies...none involving baseballs unfortunately. But my pom poms are still up for rent.
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 04/21/03 05:43 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Beth E:
I got plenty of fantasies...none involving baseballs
I thought you were more experimental than that -- no problemo, Beth, I want those who're interested in the game. But hope you'll continue playing with your pom-poms
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 04/21/03 05:43 PM

Ok Luuuuuuuucy, 'splain the points reset thing. You know how I hate reading the rules - I mean, seldom play by them (and wonder why I am not in the top 5 yet... )

And move your lips s-l-o-w-l-y so I understand
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 04/21/03 05:54 PM

LDV - Season One ends at the All-Star Break. After that, we all start at 0 again. It's two games, two "seasons".

That's why those who start late now, and practice, have a good shot during Season 2 cuz we all start over at 0.

The players starting points are reduced somewhat, but more in line w/ their actual relative worth than at the start of the first season. All of the players' first-half stats are available to you, except for the September call-ups.
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 04/21/03 05:59 PM

Thanks Pork. I knew all that. Consider my showing this season "practice".

And you know what they say...Practice makes Perfect, boys. Make way for the Buffster lest she mow you down on her way to the top.
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 04/21/03 06:39 PM

Buffy, looks like you're slaying PL so far today... Did that jinx you?
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 04/21/03 07:05 PM

Note to self: NEVER pick any Red Sox players (especially their pitching staff) when I'm trying to catch up to SC, whose favorite team (and also his fantasy team's name) is the Red Sox.

Posted By: SC

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 04/21/03 08:27 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Don Sicilia:
Note to self: NEVER pick any Red Sox players (especially their pitching staff)
I coulda told ya that. If nothing else, Manny Ramirez's value dropped, so I quickly renegotiated his contract. (He had a decent day today, though). Their hitting has been disappointing, but the pitching has sucked major league. Oddly enough they're staying close to the Yankees, though.

Enough of this baseball talk now, I'm distracted by Beth's pom-poms.
Posted By: SC

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 04/21/03 08:30 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by J Geoff:
If only we can start overtaking the Undertakers who has a commanding lead, with HH and SC sniffing around his butt...

Uhhh, couldn't you word that differently??
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 04/21/03 08:42 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by SC:
[quote]Originally posted by J Geoff:
[b] If only we can start overtaking the Undertakers who has a commanding lead, with HH and SC sniffing around his butt...

Uhhh, couldn't you word that differently?? [/b][/quote]Uhhh, nope!

Looks like a lot of rank movement today (so far)... not me, of course, but Buffy is really slaying 'em! (Not so much cuz she has a lot of points, but some, well, don't have any )

My two new players gave me a whoppin' 4 pts I wouldn't have had, but they did allow me to be able to afford the Yanks again. And thank God!

And damn you Undertaker for having Nick Johnson AND Soriano! :p
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 04/21/03 08:43 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by SC:
[quote]Originally posted by Don Sicilia:
[b] Note to self: NEVER pick any Red Sox players (especially their pitching staff)
I coulda told ya that. If nothing else, Manny Ramirez's value dropped, so I quickly renegotiated his contract. (He had a decent day today, though). Their hitting has been disappointing, but the pitching has sucked major league. Oddly enough they're staying close to the Yankees, though.

Enough of this baseball talk now, I'm distracted by Beth's pom-poms. [/b][/quote]It's a conundrum wrapped up in an enigma SC. How does a team with such bad pitching (especially today ) have 13 wins? Now I know better. They'll win their games, but give up 10 earned runs but score 11 each game.
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 04/21/03 09:15 PM

Hope my math is better this time.

Premature, unofficial standings Week 3 Day 1:

(1)(1) Undertakers 894 + 60 = 954
(2)(2) HH 862 + 26 = 888
(3)(3) SC 841 + 32 = 873
(4)(6) Buffy 803 + 41* = 844+ (has 2 more players)
(5)(4) Douche 825 + 0 = 825
(6)(7) Pork 774 + 49 = 823
(7)(5) Plawrence 804 - 1* = 803+ (has 1 more player)
(8)(8) Andre' 596 + 17 = 613
(9)(9) HotRod 498 + 42* = 540+ (has 1 more player)

*Has 1 or 2 players in the late game

If scores remain like this, Buff moves up to #5, Me to #6, 2 pts behind! And poor PL, drops two slots to 7th... I hope you don't get 20+ points from your late-game player!
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 04/21/03 09:26 PM

Amazing what a zero can do for you! In any case, there's always tomorrow!
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 04/21/03 09:28 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Don Sicilia:
Amazing what a zero can do for you!
It's good to take a day off and rest, DS -- how 'bout taking two days so I can pop into 5th?
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 04/21/03 09:45 PM

Sorry JG, probably only one day of rest is needed! If God only needs one day, then so should I! You getting tired yet?! How about you, LDV and SC? I'm not even going to ask HH and Upstate, it looks like they never need rest. Plaw on the other hand, when are you getting back from vacation? BDD and Andre will catch up pretty soon if my zero's keep up.

I'm coming back with a vengeance tomorrow! I feel it. At least that's what I'm telling myself.
Posted By: Beth E

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 04/21/03 10:07 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by SC:
[QUOTE]Originally posted by Don Sicilia:
[qb]
Enough of this baseball talk now, I'm distracted by Beth's pom-poms.
Oh good...found someone who wants to play with my pom poms. Now I don't have to play with them myself. So..SC is in the lead. What can I do for goodluck...We're not in Vegas so I have no dice to blow on. I'll just have to rub your head how's that. I'll even have a little cheer...SC SC he's our man..if he can't do it...I'll help him.

Good God! Two glasses of Zinfadel down..a whole bottle to go. I'm libal to get banned fromt he bb tonight...so enjoy the rest of the season guys. Anytime you need me just put your lips together and blow.
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 04/21/03 10:26 PM

Don't worry, Beth, you won't get banned for blowing and rubbing! (as long as you include me)
Posted By: Beth E

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 04/21/03 10:43 PM

My pom poms are gonna be all worn out by the time this season's over. Good thing they've got stamina.
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 04/22/03 01:19 AM

Anybody in the mood for a good laugh, have a look at my pitching line for today

(note to JG: I needed more than 8 graemlins for this post)
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 04/22/03 03:48 AM

What are the odds that TWO people could negate their batter's score to zero with their pitching staff today? Amazing.

Of course you can't really tell anything on Mondays...the true contest always starts the next day on through the weekends.

But I surpassed alot of you in the past few days. Get a good look now...for soon I will be but a dot in front of you
Posted By: Big Daddy Don

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 04/22/03 02:00 PM

I see I am learning the rules of play the hard way. Sunday night and I realize I have only 1 player going Monday. So I begin to make changes only to realize that I was not looking at the LKD value so after my first move I was over the Cap - which lead to unwanted moves in order to fit within the cap - all before the salaries were going to change. I recovered somewhat and had a respectible showing yesterday but last night I have cleaned house of my team - and rebuilt. It is a 'lean mean offensive machine' and I can see this team quickly climbing to new heights in the standings. Ok - that is probably just smack talk - but I can see it passing PL at some point

So all that last night only to forget that we are getting rain on the east coast today -
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 04/22/03 02:51 PM

Boooooyah!! 4th place I'm sitting pretty.

Probably just for a day, so I will enjoy the heck out of it. Seems like just 3 weeks ago, I was dead last :p

Douche Bigalow: if you only knew I was THIS close to picking Hudson and the A's today. I notice PL and OA have them too. I am feeling a pit in my stomach, the same one I felt when Pork picked Woody the other day. I hate when I am THAT close to picking between two and then afterwards feeling as if I chose the wrong one. I went with my gut, citing VERY twisted logic. We shall see later tonight.

Yes, I must enjoy the day for my ass may not be as firmly planted in 4th as I think!
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 04/22/03 04:18 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Big Daddy Don:
And everyone calls me the rookie. At least I can manage my Cap.
Are you hungry this morning? 'Cuz you can always eat your words!

Hey, at least YOU probably remembered to hit your "renegotiate" button, unlike me last week. Details, details, details......

I'm watching you. It is always those quiet ones that come sneaking up behind you....
Posted By: Big Daddy Don

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 04/22/03 04:33 PM

quote:
Originally posted by La Dolce Vita:
Are you hungry this morning? 'Cuz you can always eat your words!
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 04/22/03 04:37 PM

quote:
Originally posted by Big Daddy Don:
And regarding hitting the renegotiate button that does no good for me since, unlike your team, all of my players actually go up in value each week.
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 04/22/03 04:48 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by J Geoff:
quote:
Originally posted by Big Daddy Don:
And regarding hitting the renegotiate button that does no good for me since, unlike your team, all of my players actually go up in value each week.
Wait in line JG, wait in line! Actually, I'll do you the honor and pass Buffy myself. I prefer to be the top cookie, not the cream, in the Douche-Buffy-Pork Oreo.
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 04/22/03 05:04 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Big Daddy Don:
I am right on the money with my new lean mean offensive machine - as you shall see tonight.
I get to see your lean mean offensive machine TONIGHT? Be still my heart.

And fine, trash talk the token female. I'm still ahead of you big talkers. You'll be seeing it fly by and kissing it fo'sho! My twisted logic will RULE!

And that whole oreo thing Bigelow? Interesting.
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 04/22/03 05:20 PM

And another thing....

My players most always go up in value - I'm just extremely fickle about keeping them.

I'm a woman. That's my prerogative.

(Ouch, I bet Marge Schott said that a time or two! )
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 04/23/03 05:33 AM

Hmm, I guess I gotta wait another day or two to make my big move... *sigh*
Posted By: Big Daddy Don

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 04/23/03 01:50 PM

It appears that the message of my new team being a lean mean offensive machine - was lost on them. Here I was thinking I have the sure thing - but only to find out I had overlooked one critical factor. And that is the fact that my team mirrored that of the Pork Chop When I looked at the games late last night to see how everyone was doing - when I saw Porky's team I thought I was looking at my own . Now I know the reason for the poor showing

Hey Pork, you plan on making changes soon .....
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 04/23/03 02:20 PM

Well, my team performed decently last night. Too bad I have to average that with my big fat zero from Monday.
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 04/23/03 02:28 PM

Hot Rod and Pork Chop. Sounds like a 70's sitcom....

Well glad someone ELSE is sharing a brain with the Pork.

Did you see the point spread of the Oreo? Tight, tight, tight. If someone has a good day today, things can change dramatically.

Of course the Douche-man and I shared a brain and went with Zito. Too funny that we also went with 2 good Yankees sluggers EACH - but not the same ones and share Corey Patterson. It might come down to who has the better night - his Gonzo or my Bagwell.

I gotta get this guy off my back for good!

And BDD - Guess I missed the lean, mean offensive machine last night. . Big talker.
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 04/23/03 02:48 PM

Good call LDV on the A's. Zito should be able to get a shutout against the Tigers and their inept offense.
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 04/24/03 04:36 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by Don Sicilia:
Good call LDV on the A's. Zito should be able to get a shutout against the Tigers and their inept offense.
Oakland Piching Staff ....... $ 6.5 million
Detroit Pitching Staff ...... $ 4.1 million

Detroit posting 30 pts
tonight, vs Oakland's 6? .... PRICELESS!!

Posted By: OleificioAndreassi

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 04/24/03 04:41 AM

Zito lost to the freakin Tigers- how about that

...thank god for soriano
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 04/24/03 04:52 AM

My God Pork Chop! The game has been over, what - 30 seconds?? Salivating all night, were ya?

Unbelievable! And a little voice told me today.....well Buff, ya know Detroit has to win another game-someday! Oy vey.

Thank God for Mondesi - you know me, gotta have them Dodgers (ex- or other wise in there).

I think I dropped from my comfy pedestal big time, I am too distraught to do the formal math in my mind, but I know....

Ewwwwww, I'm not crazy about the view from this angle, either.

Watch it boys, I'm coming back.
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 04/24/03 02:07 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by J Geoff:
[quote]Originally posted by Don Sicilia:
[b] Good call LDV on the A's. Zito should be able to get a shutout against the Tigers and their inept offense.
Oakland Piching Staff ....... $ 6.5 million
Detroit Pitching Staff ...... $ 4.1 million

Detroit posting 30 pts
tonight, vs Oakland's 6? .... PRICELESS!!

[/b][/quote]Cold blooded JG, cold blooded!

In any case, because of a monstrous night by my offense, I was still able to get some decent points and overtake LDV.

No more challenges or warnings to SC. I'm keeping my mouth shut. Last time I was in this position, I issued a warning shot to SC, telling him he was next, and I get zero points that day. Nope, keeping this mouth quiet.
Posted By: Big Daddy Don

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 04/24/03 02:19 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Don Sicilia:
No more challenges or warnings to SC. I'm keeping my mouth shut. Last time I was in this position, I issued a warning shot to SC, telling him he was next, and I get zero points that day. Nope, keeping this mouth quiet.
What is up with this ?? Refraining from trash talk? Listen up sissy-boy - don't be holding back on any smack talk now, you go out and throw the gautlet down on SC. Tell him how you are on his tale and by the weekend he'll be parked behind the Douche - and the view ain't gonna be pretty. :p

You are only 9 points behind and you are hesistating to smack talk. Hell, once I get to within 250 points of Pork Chop, I am really gonna start talking some smack to him

Damn - my life appears to revolve around American Idol and Fantasy Baseball. Maybe I should throw my two cents in on the Melting Pot thread and discuss how much I love lesbians - well at least the good looking ones
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 04/24/03 02:27 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Don Sicilia:
In any case, because of a monstrous night by my offense, I was still able to get some decent points and overtake LDV
Overtake? OVERTAKE? 11 points is hardly an overtaking.

In that case I overtook the Pork Chop by just 4 points, but that still makes the difference between 5th and 6th place, doesnt it JG??

I can see the three of us are still stuck in this hopeless Oreo nightmare with only 15 points total seperating us....
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 04/24/03 02:59 PM

Let me bring out the good old thesaurus...

Surpassed, jumped over, left behind, leapt, conquered, exceeded, bettered, bested, topped... I could go on forever.

I'll take them were I can get them LDV!

In any case, thinking positively helps me from trying to figure out how on earth Zito can lose to the Tigers.
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 04/24/03 03:02 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Big Daddy Don:
What is up with this ?? Refraining from trash talk? Listen up sissy-boy - don't be holding back on any smack talk now, you go out and throw the gautlet down on SC. Tell him how you are on his tale and by the weekend he'll be parked behind the Douche - and the view ain't gonna be pretty. :p

You are only 9 points behind and you are hesistating to smack talk. Hell, once I get to within 250 points of Pork Chop, I am really gonna start talking some smack to him

[/QB]
It's all about karma BDD. Last time, I think I shifted the space-time continuum by throwing down the gauntlet. Just a change of pace, brother!
Posted By: SC

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 04/24/03 04:50 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Big Daddy Don:
Refraining from trash talk? Listen up sissy-boy - don't be holding back on any smack talk now, you go out and throw the gautlet down on SC. Tell him how you are on his tale and by the weekend he'll be parked behind the Douche - and the view ain't gonna be pretty.
Anyone who trash talks me and sneaks up on my rear is gonna get the evil eye and the Manny Ramirez curse.

My so called hitters combined for a total of 10 points yesterday. If it wasn't for Roger Clemens pulling my fat out of the fire (26 points) I'd be behind Mr. Vinegar and Water right now
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 04/24/03 05:03 PM


ARGH - WTF!? I had 70 pts (and 5th place by 3 pts) when I went to bed. Those 2 runs Clemens gave up were deamed unearned last night (I watched the game), and now they're earned? Was the decision officially changed at 3am or what? Man... if only that KC/Min game wasn't rained out, I'd've had two more batters. Vafanculo!


Posted By: SC

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 04/24/03 05:19 PM

You get 63 points last night and you got the nerve to bitch??? That does it!! I put the Manny Ramirez curse on your DH, Kevin Millar!!!
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 04/24/03 05:21 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by SC:
I put the Manny Ramirez curse on your DH, Kevin Millar!!!
Go for it, SC - I traded Millar last night!

:p

(P.S. You would've had those extra 7 pts, too)
Posted By: SC

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 04/24/03 05:28 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by J Geoff:
Go for it, SC - I traded Millar last night!
Hmmmmm, Carl Everett. A former Red Sock. Well, the curse stays with the position then!

I really coulda used those 7 extra points. I got f*ckin anemic hitters
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 04/24/03 05:32 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by SC:
I got f*ckin anemic hitters
And I see you're stickin' with them.

Millar hasn't given a point in 3 days, so I had to get his ass outta there. But watch, today he'll hit a 2 homers!
Posted By: SC

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 04/24/03 05:39 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by J Geoff:
And I see you're stickin' with them.

Millar hasn't given a point in 3 days, so I had to get his ass outta there. But watch, today he'll hit a 2 homers!
I figure they're overdue, they'll snap outta it.

Millar WAS doing great (with the hitting streak). Hmmmm, if you picked him 3 games ago, and his streak ended about then.............. :p
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 04/24/03 05:41 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by SC:
Hmmmm, if you picked him 3 games ago, and his streak ended about then.............. :p
That's how it usually works for me!
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 04/24/03 05:58 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by J Geoff:
I had ...(and 5th place by 3 pts) when I went to bed.
And when I woke up I had 5th place by 4...funny how that happens huh?

Too close for my blood. I will shake you off soon, for good.

(*The above is a testimony from a graduate of the BDD School of Lean Mean Trash Talking. Motto: Make them THINK you can beat them then shin kick them when they're not looking.)
Posted By: Big Daddy Don

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 04/24/03 06:21 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by La Dolce Vita:

(*The above is a testimony from a graduate of the BDD School of Lean Mean Trash Talking. Motto: Make them THINK you can beat them then shin kick them when they're not looking.)
LDV I don't remember you as part of the graduating class - I can only imagine the 'problems' you would give the teacher. But at least you tried - not like that sissy-boy Douche

Quote:
Originally posted by J Geoff:

ARGH - WTF!? I had 70 pts (and 5th place by 3 pts) when I went to bed. Those 2 runs Clemens gave up were deamed unearned last night (I watched the game), and now they're earned? Was the decision officially changed at 3am or what? Man... if only that KC/Min game wasn't rained out, I'd've had two more batters. Vafanculo!


Hey JGeoff - I agree with SC stop the crying. All this respect I have for you and here is how I imagine you now

Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 04/24/03 06:29 PM

Wait, am I hearing something? I could have sworn I heard something. Nah, it's a physical impossibility to hear someone screaming "sissy-boy" all the way from last place!
Posted By: Big Daddy Don

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 04/24/03 06:39 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Don Sicilia:
Nah, it's a physical impossibility to hear someone screaming "sissy-boy" all the way from last place!
Ha Just remember I started 10 games later than everyone else - I am still allowed to do that. Besides from the day that I joined I actually have outgained you by 29 points. Not that I am counting or anything - sissy-boy Now go talk some trash to SC - I think you have him scared now :p
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 04/24/03 06:55 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Big Daddy Don:
Ha Just remember I started 10 games later than everyone else - I am still allowed to do that. Besides from the day that I joined I actually have outgained you by 29 points. Not that I am counting or anything - sissy-boy Now go talk some trash to SC - I think you have him scared now :p
29 points?? Technicalities, my man.

In any case, to make you happy...

Be afraid SC. Be very afraid. No, don't look back because the Douche will come stomping down on your team. The only way to save your team is to make a recording of the Red Sox tape tonight and show it to someone else! Screw karma and the Manny Ramirez curse. I laugh in the face of danger. After all, I'm a Cubs fan!
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 04/24/03 06:58 PM

BDD - Where'd you find that picture of my soul?? We'll see who'll be crying in a few days - all those in the wake of my rampage up the standings!
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 04/24/03 08:04 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by SC:
Hmmmmm, Carl Everett. A former Red Sock. Well, the curse stays with the position then!
Hey, thanks for the curse, SC. Everett's already given me 7 pts in two at-bats. And Millar isn't even playing today
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 04/24/03 09:47 PM

Now that's more like it. Tim Hudson has just thrown a 3-hit shutout. I knew that shutout would come some time!
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 04/24/03 11:21 PM

You're a good man Bigelow...if MY pitching staff had scored me 33 points I would be dancing on your backs and shouting from the rooftops.

You are so polite.

And I want to hit something.
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 04/24/03 11:40 PM

Wow, PL is poised to make a major comeback! Between just Oakland PS and Going-Going Gonzalez, he has 47 pts! Uh-oh!
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 04/25/03 05:16 AM

Whoooooaaaa!!! Holy Cow!! My Yankees-Crash-and-Burn Voodoo dance DOES work!! :p

This race is tight, tight, tight......
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 04/25/03 11:15 AM

Yes, well since trash talking has goten me nowhere, in the interest of good fellowship and sportsmanship, I have decided to be more respecful to the other respected members of this fantasy league, and show a little more respect....

Isn't it splendid how much we are all enjoying ourselves playing this wondeful game? My, my, what a shame the Yankees didn't do well last night. I shared the pain of all of you who had their PS. We do have some excellent teams in our league, don't we. The Undertakers and Yankers are doing just beautifully, don't you think?

Well, I have to go now. Everyone have a lovely day, and good luck to everyone in tonight's games. I hope all of your players do wonderfully well.
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 04/25/03 11:33 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by La Dolce Vita:
Whoooooaaaa!!! Holy Cow!! My Yankees-Crash-and-Burn Voodoo dance DOES work!! :p

This race is tight, tight, tight......
It was bound to happen, I'm not upset with the -1 in pitching... thank God my offense had 36 pts (to keep me in #1 for Week 4!) :p ! Wow, to think, tomorrow at this time, I'll be up to #4! :p (okay, now THAT is a jinx! )
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 04/25/03 11:35 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by plawrence:
I have decided to be more respecful to the other respected members of this fantasy league, and show a little more respect....
And, uh, when has that ever helped, either? Keep the trash talk comin!!!
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 04/25/03 12:16 PM

Wheeeeeeeeeee! I (respectfully.....) passed SC!!

Oh, and have a nice day....
Posted By: SC

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 04/25/03 01:01 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by La Dolce Vita:
Wheeeeeeeeeee! I passed SC!!

Damn......all I passed was gas.

14 f*ckin' points!!
Posted By: Big Daddy Don

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 04/25/03 01:50 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by J Geoff:
Keep the trash talk comin!!!
What this - no cryin' this morning JGeoff You are within 5 of SC - the Douche threw the gauntlet down on him last night and passed him - we are not gonna have to start calling you sissy-boy now also are we

SC - if it means anything to you - I would love to see a big night from you tonight and a quick rise back to third - just so you can shut up all these trash talker wanna-be's.

And for those wondering - I am still in last although I have narrowed the gap to first place to 400 points
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 04/25/03 02:32 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Big Daddy Don:

SC - if it means anything to you - I would love to see a big night from you tonight and a quick rise back to third - just so you can shut up all these trash talker wanna-be's.
Hey BDD, I think you got a little something there on your nose. Yea, right there. It's just a little something. No, a little to the left... Only kidding!

In any case, just to let you know, I give you complete credit for my unfettered ascendancy into third place. Next up, Holywood Hagen. As Chong Li said in "Bloodsport"... "YOU ARE NEXT!"
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 04/25/03 02:34 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Big Daddy Don:
SC - if it means anything to you - I would love to see a big night from you tonight and a quick rise back to third - just so you can shut up all these trash talker wanna-be's.
Them's fighting words. No more Miss Nice Guy....
Posted By: Big Daddy Don

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 04/25/03 02:47 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Don Sicilia:

In any case, just to let you know, I give you complete credit for my unfettered ascendancy into third place. Next up, Holywood Hagen. As Chong Li said in "Bloodsport"... "YOU ARE NEXT!"
It appears I may have created a 'monster' here. Because of my 'help' for your recent ascension - how bout helping a 'last place' brother out and tossing a few hundred points my way

Quote:
Originally posted by La Dolce Vita:
Them's fighting words. No more Miss Nice Guy....
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 04/25/03 03:44 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Big Daddy Don:
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Pssst! Wake Up!! Is that how you make your choices? Would it be better to play while you are awake?

And yes,I know - you started late - blah blah blah.

I started the game late and was dead last once. But at least I didnt pull up a Laz-Y Boy and stay there!! :p
Posted By: OleificioAndreassi

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 04/26/03 01:25 AM

WOW!!!!!

What the HELL just happened?????

I was just about to go to my computer and brag to everyone how I picked Kip Wells and he threw a complete game shutout. U don't get much more heartbreaking than this. Wells had a 4 hit shoutout thru 8 2/3. 1 FREAKIN out! 1. Then he and Mike Williams give up 4 straight doubles and then a single & now LAs up 5-2 goin into the bottom of the ninth. UN - FREAKIN - BELIEVABLE - but as a buco fan thats the kinda shit that u get used to.

AND its all because WE let Barry go in '92-
Nobody really recognizes the curse now but in about 90 years and the same 'ole shit keeps hapnin & we NEVER go back to the playoffs people well look at just like they do the Babe Ruth curse.

and........the game just ended
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 04/26/03 02:04 AM

The hardest thing about playing fantasy is when you are a fan of one team and often have to root for or against them to play yourself. I am a huge Dodger fan and I too thought it was a done deal till 2 minutes ago (Im currently watching the last minutes of the Atlanta game) and saw the win scroll across the screen.

How they pulled that win off was a miracle!

I couldnt remember which of you guys had picked the Pirates but I observed about 30 seconds of silence (mouth gaping open)....
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 04/26/03 02:55 AM

JEEZ PL! 3 homers (23 pts) from Richie Sexon!?! Good for you (bitch)! :p Looks like I'm rooting for Detroit again!
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 04/26/03 04:48 AM

Wow... It looks like plawrence's no-trash-talk system works. His team's at 86 points and counting.
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 04/26/03 05:18 AM

Damn!! Never thought 63 points would be considered a mediocre day!

Kudos to you two who picked the Mariners. As I stated earlier I was watching the Atlanta/Montreal game and I saw Sexson score all that but I didnt remember anyone having him on their roster so I just mused and said "what if?" Plawrence, you dawg!!!!

I have no idea where everyone stands in this mess. Gotta go do some quick "unofficial" number crunching. Fun Friday night huh? Luckily here in MST region, the weekend fun can officially start at midnight in an hour or so....dont want to be COMPLETELY hopeless...

Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 04/26/03 05:23 AM

Plawrence = 94 points wow what a blowout. Sexon and Chipper set this guy up royal!

Another reason we hate the Braves tonight JG????
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 04/26/03 05:27 AM

Ugh! Well, at least I passed SC tonight... one step at a time!
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 04/26/03 05:29 AM

Unofficial:

(Not gonna show my work but I will share since standings DID change:)

1) UU 1127
2) HY 1067
3) DB 1064
4) PL 1031
5) JG 1029
6) BSF 1026
7) SC 1003
8) OA 779
9) BDD 746

Plawrence - from 7th to 4th - good job, must HAVE been the whole respect thing. Gotta try that some time.

Only 5 total points seperates PL, JG and me....another crazy day tomorrow for sure.
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 04/26/03 05:34 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by La Dolce Vita:
Only 5 total points seperates PL, JG and me....another crazy day tomorrow for sure.
Ahh! So that means tomorrow at this time, I'll be in 4th place! :p (I need to find a "jinx" icon...)
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 04/26/03 05:36 AM

Ah, you can be SO funny late at night. You must have forgotten about the one biting your heel.

5th - at best - behind ME!
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 04/26/03 05:40 AM

Yeah, yeah...

P.S. I should've invited y'all to the NBA post season games I'm playing. I don't know shit about b-ball, but I'm kicking ass more than here!
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 04/26/03 08:57 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by La Dolce Vita:
Plawrence - from 7th to 4th - good job, must HAVE been the whole respect thing.
Nah, it ws mostly Rich Sexon and the Detroit Tigers.
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 04/26/03 03:19 PM

Three of the top five offensive palyers in baseball on my team last nite (Sexon, Chipper Jones, Patterson) PLUS the top PS (Seattle).

94 Points, Woo, Woo, Huzzah, Huzzah, . Here come the Drivers. (respectfully, of course).
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 04/26/03 05:43 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by plawrence:
Here come the Drivers.
Very impressive, PL, but you better call a tow truck cuz your drivers will be on the side of the road out of gas. I'll be sure to wave as I go by!
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 04/26/03 06:05 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by J Geoff:
[QUOTE]I'll be sure to wave as I go by!
Wave this. :p
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 04/26/03 08:19 PM

You and Douche are waving bye-bye to your pitching staff today (I thought about taking advantage of the double-header tomorrow, but both Mets and D-Backs suck too much)
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 04/26/03 10:25 PM

Won't matter. I predict big things for the Rangers offense tonite, and a big minus total for the Yanks PS :rolleyes:
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 04/27/03 12:54 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by plawrence:
I predict big things for the Rangers offense tonite, and a big minus total for the Yanks PS
Ugh. You may just be right... 4-4 after two innings... :rolleyes:
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 04/27/03 06:45 AM

I can't believe The Slayer and I tied today -- and we're still 3 pts apart. But at least we both put PL back into the depths...

#4!!

Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 04/27/03 03:26 PM

Freaking zero for my pitching staff hurt last night. Good thing my hitters did alright. I agree with you JG; I wanted to take advantage of the doubleheader but I just couldn't since both pitching staffs suck.
Posted By: joltinjoe05

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 04/27/03 04:04 PM

Hey guys. I just came in here to do some bragging. Check out my fastasy baseball team on yahoo that I do with a couple of guys.

C Santiago, Benito
1B Sexson, Richie
2B Soriano, Alfonso
3B Glaus, Troy
SS Ordonez, Rey
OF Gonzalez, Luis
OF Lee, Carlos
OF Sheffield, Gary
Util Burks, Ellis
Util Lee, Derrek
Util Johnson, Nick
Bench Tejada, Miguel
Bench Olerud, John
Bench Jones, Jacque

SP Lopez, Rodrigo
SP Moyer, Jamie
RP Wakefield, Tim
RP MacDougal, Mike
P Mulder, Mark
P Pettitte, Andy
P Rhodes, Arthur
P Reed, Rick
P Meche, Gil
Bench Daal, Omar
Bench Mays, Joe
DL Valdes, Ismael
DL Armas, Tony
DL Milton, Eric

I'm quickly moving up the ladder to first place. In the Yahoo league, you go head to head. It's a really cool way to play. Anyway, I'm beating my opponent 16-1 right now . So, just had to brag. Carry on
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 04/27/03 04:25 PM

JJ - Get your butt in THIS game if you want to prove anything :p

Practice until the all-star break, then stats start at zero again. No excuses...
Posted By: joltinjoe05

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 04/27/03 04:44 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by J Geoff:
JJ - Get your butt in THIS game if you want to prove anything :p
Next year I'll whoop on all of you if you want to :p

Maybe fantasy football?
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 04/27/03 04:45 PM

Holy Crap - There are only 2 games being played tomorrow, and no one that great... looks like I'll be getting close to zero... hopefully not less!
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 04/27/03 04:47 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by joltinjoe05:
Next year I'll...
What part of "no excuses" did you not understand? :p :p And yeah, sure, I'll whoop your ass in football, too... just come to the espn games

P.S. Yanks 20-4
Posted By: joltinjoe05

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 04/27/03 04:56 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by J Geoff:


P.S. Yanks 20-4
Oh, I'm so surprised the First National Bank of America has the best record
What's your payroll? $140+ million
What's the Royals? Less than $45 mil.

Admit it, the Royals are the feel good story of the year, and a couple of people are comparing them to last years Angels

Remind me, dear Don, what happened to last years Angels? Oh, that's right! They broke the Bank! They beat the Yanks

Hehe. I don't mind the Yanks as much as a lot of people do though.
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 04/27/03 06:53 PM

I will admit, it's pretty amazing. And you're on your way to 18-4.

Too bad we don't play against each other until August... cuz by then the Royals will have crashed and burned
Posted By: joltinjoe05

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 04/27/03 07:05 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by J Geoff:
I will admit, it's pretty amazing. And you're on your way to 18-4.

Too bad we don't play against each other until August... cuz by then the Royals will have crashed and burned
Grr. Just you wait and see.

8-1 over Toronto. My man Hernadez is gonna go
5-0
Posted By: joltinjoe05

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 04/27/03 08:50 PM

That was by far one of the most frustrating things I've ever seen. Damn. Up 8-1 and then lose it all in the bottom of the 9th? That's pathetic.

That being said, I'm still happy to see us at 17-5.
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 04/27/03 11:12 PM

The "nice" thing about the Mets PS is their defense is so horrible that on a day when they give up 13 runs, only 8 of them are earned. :rolleyes: :p
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 04/28/03 05:46 AM

CRAP! Had I only taken D-Backs today... 61 pts just from PS! Damn. :rolleyes:
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 04/28/03 09:26 AM

Close race...72 points separate the top 6 positions.

Boy, JG, you were right about the player values. First couple of weeks are a crapshoot, but now, with the values having changed so much, you really get locked in to certain players.
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 04/28/03 06:27 PM

Mondays... ugh. Only 2 games today, with 4 lousy pitchers. Let's see what we have...

2 of us picked FL (Douche, Pork)
2 of us picked LA (PL, Ole)
1 of us picked Philly (Buff)
4 of us have no PS

4 of us have 1 batter
3 of us have 3-5 batters
1 of us has a full team (Ole)

Ole will likely start the week off on a bang!

I hate Mondays...
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 04/28/03 07:21 PM

The fact that I am the ONLY one that picked Philly PS will either make me or break me (the latter I am VERY, VERY afraid of). You are right, 4 LOUSY pitchers. I have had Baerga and Lowell for a while so I could not pick pitchers against either of them so that pretty much left Philly and Dodgers. I am a Dodgers fan, bigtime so that would have been an easy pick if Ashby or Brown were pitching. But Dreifort? Cant do it, Sally. Although, I might have fucked up as LA normally has good closers (Gagne) Unfortunately, no more Fetters. Ah, twisted logic looked better in the dead of night then in the light of day in hindsight....

I have always maintained Mondays don't count. The one with the full roster could have a good day but the real ride for the week starts tomorrow.

I shant think of it today. After all, tomorrow is another day!
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 04/28/03 08:14 PM

LDV, one way, I don't agree with you... I think Mondays count just as most days. Someone scoring 40 and someone scoring zero (just like me last week) on a Monday counts just as much as someone scoring 80 and someone scoring 40 on another day. Still a 40 point gap either way.

Mondays take even more significance in that if you choose to screw up your line-up to score a lot of points on the few games that are being played, then you could be screwed for the entire week.

I guess what you mean is that what you score on Monday probably will not have any semblance on what you will do for the rest of the week. In that way, Mondays do not count.
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 04/28/03 08:20 PM

Oh sure...Mister I'm-sitting-in-the-number-two-spot-my-logic-rules-all-Bigelow. You are no part of this Oreo now!

Rainy days and Mondays ALWAYS get me down.

(Philly PS will prob get me down too....)
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 04/28/03 08:23 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by La Dolce Vita:
(Philly PS will prob get me down too....)
I'm more scared about my Florida pick, after what Arizona did yesterday! :rolleyes:
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 04/28/03 08:27 PM

Hey JG, just curious but did you use the "Arizona will be tired" line of reasoning? That's what I used.
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 04/28/03 08:29 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by La Dolce Vita:
Oh sure...Mister I'm-sitting-in-the-number-two-spot-my-logic-rules-all-Bigelow. You are no part of this Oreo now!
But I still miss you guys nonetheless!

Remember the good old days (last week) when we were 4-5-6! :p
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 04/28/03 08:35 PM

I'm f*cked now! Pavano isn't pitching now for some reason! Now I got this Justin Wayne character, that I don't know except he's pitched 5 big league games in his career for a 5.32 ERA
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 04/28/03 11:42 PM

Man, we are TOAST. I saw the pitching change too. It looks like negative land for me again.
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 04/29/03 03:08 AM

LDV - Please, leave spot #5 clean for me. I think I'll be moving in tonight, and may be there a while... :rolleyes:
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 04/29/03 04:55 AM

For me, no joy at Chavez...
'cause Todd Hundley grounded out.

Still, a terrific day for me (*puffs out chest*)
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 04/29/03 07:30 AM

Gotta love Mondays, and gotta hate the Marlins!

Me, 4th to 6th... Buffy, 5th to 2nd! ARGH!!



Talk to me on Wednesday...
Posted By: Beth E

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 04/29/03 03:44 PM

Of course....the one day LDV's internet is down at work and her ties to the outside world is gone and she's in 2nd place. Well I'll gloat for her. You guys suck! Chicks rule. Sorry SC...I guess all the rubbing is not paying off. What can I do to get you out of 7th place?
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 04/29/03 04:37 PM

2nd place??? Wheeeeeeeeeeeeee!

And I said Mondays don't count?

At least the Pork and I are seperated by more than 1-3 points now. Yeah, yeah I know...talk to you on Wednesday!!

Just gotta keep the edge now. Plawrence is not the only one with a chest to puff out!!!
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 04/29/03 05:41 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by La Dolce Vita:

And I said Mondays don't count?

You see now, exactly what I mean!

In any case, it will turn out that you are actually right about Mondays... when I pass you up again today!
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 04/29/03 05:49 PM

Riiiiiight DB.....but you would FIRST have to come up with 30 points just to go toe to toe with me PLUS overtake the points I'm GONNA get tonight.

You TALK a good game, though. Just simma down and enjoy the slow breeze you've got going at your speed back there.....
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 04/29/03 09:58 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by La Dolce Vita:
Riiiiiight DB.....but you would FIRST have to come up with 30 points just to go toe to toe with me PLUS overtake the points I'm GONNA get tonight.

You TALK a good game, though. Just simma down and enjoy the slow breeze you've got going at your speed back there.....
That's my whole shtick LDV, I'm all talk- like BDD!

In any case, I'm trying to deflect attention from the fact that I got a negative freaking 7 last night. I hate Mondays in this game.
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 04/29/03 11:39 PM

I'm already in the shitter... -4 after two innings of Clemens :rolleyes:

Make that Thursday, huh?
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 04/30/03 01:33 AM

Douche!!! You DAWWWG! I know the whole thing about "woulda, shoulda, coulda" but if you knew how CLOSE I came to picking Baltimore and then like 1 miniscule thing swayed me away- proves we may share a brain cell or two.

It is still too early to tell anything ('cept for the Yanks, Pork.... ) but kudos on that pick DB.....
Posted By: Big Daddy Don

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 04/30/03 01:46 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by Don Sicilia:
That's my whole shtick LDV, I'm all talk- like BDD!
Hey talking is part of the game - but I am sinking soo fast here over the past few days. I was doing well up until Sunday, even got out of the basement - just for a day but still, but then a 12, followed by a 0, (a friggin 0) and tonight my batters do good, at least the ones that play and the stinkin Yanks and their $7M pricetag I think I am about 2 or 3 points with them. My patience for this is wearin thin.
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 04/30/03 04:34 AM

The cream is rising...Buffy, too (How can she be in first place? She's a chick) :p

Anyone heard from Consigliere lately?
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 04/30/03 04:38 AM

Yes PL, I see you have been doing your math - and there are still alot of games going on....You - over 60 - impressive but yes, I do believe I am in 1st last time I looked.

And I thought you guys liked your chicks "on top"......
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 04/30/03 05:09 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by La Dolce Vita:
I thought you guys liked your chicks "on top"......
I wouldn't touch that one with...oh, never mind.
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 04/30/03 02:20 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by La Dolce Vita:
Douche!!! You DAWWWG! I know the whole thing about "woulda, shoulda, coulda" but if you knew how CLOSE I came to picking Baltimore and then like 1 miniscule thing swayed me away- proves we may share a brain cell or two.

It is still too early to tell anything ('cept for the Yanks, Pork.... ) but kudos on that pick DB.....
I guess on a suckiness-of-team basis, I guess my Baltimore pick was good. Still didn't get me as many points as I would have like though.

Congrats to the new queen of fantasy baseball. May your reign be short-lived! Just joking...
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 04/30/03 02:29 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Don Sicilia:
I guess my Baltimore pick was good.
Not as good as my 33 point Expos!!!!

I have to gloat, while I can!

But we cant talk to Pork now till like Friday (was that THIS Friday???).....
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 04/30/03 04:51 PM

All right, Buff'... beginner's luck! ha ha Congrats! Just wait, on Saturday I'm gonna...

I see three of you also took my Woody today! This continues to be a long, hard season... And watch, Pettite will be brilliant tonight cuz I dropped the Yanks.
Posted By: Big Daddy Don

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 04/30/03 05:24 PM

Hey - Geoff got his Woody back - I am sure he is happy now, although after today it is probably another week before he gets the chance to play with Woody again.

And I screwed up again I was looking at tomorrow's game for my PS not today I don't know how I did that. Petite is probably going to get rocked again. If they get me minus points again, uggh, at least my batters are getting me some points, if I could get some decent points from my PS I wouldn't be doing that bad. I would still be last, but I wouldn't be doing that bad
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 04/30/03 05:37 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by J Geoff:
All right, Buff'... beginner's luck!
Beginner? BEGINNER??? Oh, I have been playing a long time....this is just my first time with YOU!!

Pipe down BACK THERE, Pork!

And I too, want good things for the Woody tonight...
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 04/30/03 05:55 PM

I'm not trying to encroach on your "Woody". It's a pick against the Mets and their crap offense as much as anything. I had St.Loo last nite, and the price seems right, so Woody it is.
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 04/30/03 05:58 PM

"Back there"?? I'm only 59 points outta first! :p But I can't make a move until you stop picking my PS... and I know you will tomorrow, too... (I think you should pick Milwaukee or Tampa Bay instead )

And of course I meant beginner at BBC
Posted By: Big Daddy Don

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 04/30/03 06:04 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by plawrence:
I'm not trying to encroach on your "Woody". I had St.Loo last nite, and the price seems right, so Woody it is.
Damn, so PL has Woody also? Seems like I am the only one without Woody today

Well everyone, I can only hope those of you with Woody today that it doesn't go very far tonight - like that would be the first time that has happened.
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 04/30/03 06:21 PM

BDD - You took a risk with Clement tonight. Schmidt is a pretty good opponent, and pretty comparable. But maybe you know something I don't know!

But good luck to you! (really)
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 05/01/03 01:28 AM

My Woody is suddenly feeling a little limp... almost as limp as my offense... No one has Pujols tonight, right?
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 05/01/03 02:04 AM

closer...closer... closer come the Drivers...closer...closer... watch your back, Buff,...closer... closer...closer.........
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 05/01/03 02:40 AM

Sonofabitch! was it really necessary for St Louis to give up 2 more runs in the top of the 9th!!! ARGH!!!!!

Freakin' Sunday, guys, you'll see me ROAR!!!!
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 05/01/03 09:08 AM

I thought it would be interesting to figure out my pitching stats for the season so far, an idea born of being up at 4:30 AM with nothing to do. So here they are:

W-L 11-17
ERA 3.98
IP 258
ER 114
H 237
BB 110
SO 214

Pitching Points 354/1261, 28.1%

Interesting, huh?
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 05/01/03 01:04 PM

Here, Buffy. I decided to "do" you, too:

W-L 22-7
ERA 3.29

IP 268
H 254
BB 72
SO 216

PTS 511/1269 40.3%

I think this is real interesting, because it clearly debunks the notion that pitching is all-important in this game. Only 8 points separate us, and your pitching has been quite superior to mine, ergo, my offense has been better.

Now I just gotta figure out what the relationship is between what a player spends on pitching and how many points he gets, vs. spending less and getting more offense. Like is 1.0 in cap space better spent on pitching or offense? I didn't compare and analyze who spent what between us, but if I did, I'm sure it would show that you spent more on pitching and I spent more on offense. Of course, spending more doesn't guarantee more points, though. And what would happen if you took the cheapest PS every day, and loaded up with offense? Would that be a better strategy? And, am I nuts, here, or what?
Posted By: Big Daddy Don

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 05/01/03 01:27 PM

quote:
Originally posted by plawrence:
Of course, spending more doesn't guarantee more points, though. And what would happen if you took the cheapest PS every day, and loaded up with offense? Would that be a better strategy? And, am I nuts, here, or what? Don't bother trying to figure any relationship between my spending and pitching because the way things have gone recently I have not been getting any value and way over-spending
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 05/01/03 02:13 PM

Lemme get this straight...a man I've never met was up early one morning thinking of me......and my PITCHING STATS????

Something wrong with that logic...

Speaking of logic, I have always maintained mine is "twisted". I hardly ever take money into consideration when picking. There are times I have spent every cent and sometimes I look and realize I have 2 million left over. I pick my players FIRST and it is not till later I realize $$ might be a factor....

Funny you would think my stats were superior to your picks PL.....I have been frustrated the past few weeks at picking some good, CONSISTENT hitters only to feel I was "off" a day always picking the PS.

Many things are considered making my picks....mostly I consider what the opposition is, stats, looking at playing at home or away (taking into consideration that I have yet to see a HR hit at Coors all the times I've been there ), weather, injuries, the price of hot dogs and whether I "like" the players I pick (why I'll never have Chipper on my roster ).

With that kind of twisted logic one would think Buffy is readying herself to crash and burn, huh?

(Sidebar: In real life I am not this complicated.... )
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 05/01/03 02:24 PM

Plaw, I applaud your courage in picking the Orioles today in the doubleheader. I was seriously thinking about it, but in the end I just couldn't pull the trigger. If they were sending their better pitchers out there, then I would do it in a heartbeat. The combined w/l record of the pitchers today are 1-6. Too much of risk for me, even against the Tigers.

Buff- whatever your twisted logic is, you must be doing something right... Now, on how to get to the top spot...
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 05/01/03 02:32 PM

Me TOOO!!!!!!! DB, we must quit sharing a brain like this....although your Cubs pick? That was ballsy...in San Fran? Yikes.

I was SOOOOOOO conflicted last night - like I WANTED to pick the Orioles but couldnt bring myself to do so. Logic says pitching 2 decent innings even with nothing special can get you at LEAST 20 points. But no matter how I sliced it, I couldnt put my faith in those pitchers. Plus the forecast is not just for scattered T storms but T Storms with many lighting bolts. Although nowadays, they hardly postpone games for rain, it has to be raining cats and dogs.

Plawrence is behind me by only 8 points. Most likely, he will pass me today but his ascent will only be temporary.

Is it mean of me to wish and pray for a rainout in Detroit? Then I wont feel so bad about picking the Moose - who has NEVER let me down
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 05/01/03 02:35 PM

PL - The only flaw in your reasoning is that a PS can earn negative points (and sometimes WAY negative), offense can't.

But go ahead, and pick the worse PS each day
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 05/01/03 02:44 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by La Dolce Vita:
Me TOOO!!!!!!! DB, we must quit sharing a brain like this....although your Cubs pick? That was ballsy...in San Fran? Yikes.

I was SOOOOOOO conflicted last night - like I WANTED to pick the Orioles but couldnt bring myself to do so. Logic says pitching 2 decent innings even with nothing special can get you at LEAST 20 points. But no matter how I sliced it, I couldnt put my faith in those pitchers. Plus the forecast is not just for scattered T storms but T Storms with many lighting bolts. Although nowadays, they hardly postpone games for rain, it has to be raining cats and dogs.

Plawrence is behind me by only 8 points. Most likely, he will pass me today but his ascent will only be temporary.

Is it mean of me to wish and pray for a rainout in Detroit? Then I wont feel so bad about picking the Moose - who has NEVER let me down
I'm from Chicago and you just can't count out Prior against anybody. My feeling is, they got the shutout yesterday out of their systems and the bats come out today! At least that's what I tell myself!

And I didn't mention it earlier, but I agree with both you and JG. It doesn't look like the rain will stop anytime soon (I checked the hour by hour chart on weather.com- what has this game done to me?! ) and also, the chance of way negative points just didn't appeal to me with the uncertainty of that pitching staff.

But who knows... plaw can turn out to be a genius. I believe there's been two doubleheaders this year. I chose the right PS on the first one (Montreal), and I passed up on the Mets/D-backs just recently when the D-backs got 60+ points.

Once again, I ask, what has this game done to me? :p
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 05/01/03 02:49 PM

DB - then you answered my question of most Chicagoans. My friend here is a die hard Sox fan. I have never loved the Cubbies but between the two I would choose the Cubs, especially now with the acquiring of ex Dodgers Grudzelaniek and Karros (insert visual of 'I 'heart' Eric Karros' Tshirt here)

He tells me everyday that it is gonna be an All Chicago series this year.

Yeah, well I didnt say all my friends were smaaaahhht.....

(chanting: Rain, rain, rain, rain, rain, rain, rain.....)
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 05/01/03 02:57 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Don Sicilia:
Plaw, I applaud your courage in picking the Orioles today in the doubleheader.
The pick had nothing to do with Baltimore. It was strictly an anti-Detroit pick, with their unbelievably anemic offense.
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 05/01/03 04:07 PM

Your PS stats got me curious, so I checked my Scoring Totals...

This year, the Yanks have played 27 games and lost 6 times. I had the Yanks PS only 11 times, and lost 4 times! Sheesh, I sure can pick'em on the right days, huh?
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 05/01/03 04:09 PM

Exactly!!!! I seem to pick on the "off" days too. They suck today but tomorrow when I change, they are great!

What is that saying "a day late and a dollar short"?

Someone please buy me lunch?
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 05/01/03 09:18 PM

Damn you Plawrence and your 19 points in the first game's pitching.

I am so doing a rain dance now...but it may be for naught. Too late now, game 2 is underway. But wait, Daal is pitching! May not need the dance after all.

No doubt you will pass me tonight. But you wont be on top of me for long.
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 05/01/03 09:33 PM

19 - 25 = -6 (please, please, please, please!)
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 05/01/03 11:35 PM

So plaw, Baltimore, I mean Anti-Detroit, worked out for you after all. Congrats!

As for my choice of the Cubs, all I have to say is that I love low scoring extra inning games!

Now my hitting just has to step up...
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 05/01/03 11:37 PM

Yeah, PL... dammit... the Orioles were no-hit after 7 innings. Then of course they come back to win... good for you!
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 05/02/03 04:26 AM

My offense sucked big time today Is there an award given for LEAST points in a day?

'Nuff said......
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 05/02/03 04:55 AM

Thanks for all the kind words, guys. Great day for me. I move back into first, and the Nets wipe out Milwaukee. Hey, JG--aren't you a Nets fan?
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 05/02/03 08:23 AM

PL - Yeah, I'm more of a Jason Kidd fan, but yeah, Nets over Milwaukee!

I was out, so haven't see our final scores for Thursday... guess I gotta wait 'til tomorrow to see how poory I did...
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 05/03/03 06:16 AM

Douche!! Man, were you screwed!! The friend I mentioned - the CSW fan? He chided me today for not going with Loaiza today, said I was gonna regret it. Douche - reamed!

I took a chance today and unfortunately for me AND Ole, it was a bust.

Because my Friday night fun would not be complete without a little calculator fun, here are the UNOFFICIAL standings:

PL 1360
UU 1358
BSF 1339
JG 1320
HY 1294
DB 1282
SC 1208
OA 1043
BD 1001 (Welcome to quad digits)
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 05/03/03 11:46 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by La Dolce Vita:
Douche!! Man, were you screwed!! The friend I mentioned - the CSW fan? He chided me today for not going with Loaiza today, said I was gonna regret it. Douche - reamed!

I took a chance today and unfortunately for me AND Ole, it was a bust.

Because my Friday night fun would not be complete without a little calculator fun, here are the UNOFFICIAL standings:

PL 1360
UU 1358
BSF 1339
JG 1320
HY 1294
DB 1282
SC 1208
OA 1043
BD 1001 (Welcome to quad digits)
AHHHH! Freaking White Sox! This is what I'd like to do to Loaiza and his overrated Pitcher-of-the-Month-for-April arm!

SERENITY NOW! SERENITY NOW!

O.K., I'm better! I'm at peace again. Hopefully, I'll have better luck today. Maybe I'll even score in positive digits!
Any challengers?
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 05/03/03 03:54 PM

Way to go, DS! I've had a couple myself And I was "this close" to picking Loaiza myself!

Yesterdays offical results + today's PS's:

PL 1360 - Pedro
UU 1355 - Yanks
LDV 1340 - Dodgers
JG 1317 - Pedro
HH 1291 - Yanks
DB 1282 - Pedro
SC 1206 - Yanks
OA 1043 - Pedro
BDD 998 - Pedro


Buff'... Dreifort over Suppan? That'll either make you or break you The last game of the day, too -- the suspense!
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 05/03/03 04:56 PM

Thanks JG - sorry for the "fuzzy math" - couldnt be helped at the hour I was calcualting.......
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 05/03/03 05:23 PM

It's not (necessarily) you're math. The live box scores are not 100% accurate to begin with.

God I love weekend (early) baseball! C'mon Pedro! (And a high-scoring Yankee win )





Hmm... 36 pts for Pedro today. Thanks for not picking him, Buff'!

My freakin' offense is anemic today, though... what else is new?
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 05/03/03 10:24 PM

Nice game for the 7.4 Yankee PS
Posted By: Big Daddy Don

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 05/03/03 11:29 PM

quote:
Originally posted by J Geoff:

My freakin' offense is anemic today, though... what else is new?
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 05/03/03 11:42 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Big Daddy Don:
Hey JGeoff - you seem to play better when you got your Woody going for you. When you don't have Woody, all else seems to be down for you
Yeah, BDD - When I have Woody, it's hard to go wrong - I long for the days he pitches. Otherwise, it's just a limp outting, and not as pleasurable. But I know Woody will be coming soon enough!

But Pedro's pretty good, too

I need the offense to handle their bats better. I'm tired of them getting fisted, or having the high hard one pass them by. They gotta do a better job handling the pitcher's balls. The nubbers they hit don't help - they need to get to third base more often.

Posted By: Big Daddy Don

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 05/04/03 02:01 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by J Geoff:
Yeah, BDD - When I have Woody, it's hard to go wrong
JGeoff, I know how you long for the days when you have Woody going on for you. When you have Woody you probably feel invincible. It's only a shame you feel that way every 5 or 6 days

Funny though, because when I woke up today I realized I had Wood today. :p

I can only hope that Wood, when he pitches today, keeps me in the game for awhile. I don't believe that my Wood would let me down.
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 05/04/03 04:57 PM

I dunno, you guys are really talking about your Wood alot lately - you're starting to worry me!!!

Maybe only because I cant talk about my Wood??

I was literally out all night last night from 6pm onward - and though at the time I went to bed this morning, I knew the score of the Dodgers game and was satisfied I didnt crash and burn with that choice, I had no idea of the final scores till just now.

Moving up to 2nd place was better than I had hoped for. I thought I was gonna drop hard for some reason.

Although once again, I am the only one that chose my particular pitching staff today. Not sure if that makes me feel good, or uncomfortable. Or just blue wishing I had some Wood today......
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 05/04/03 05:07 PM

I was checking the LA score from my cell phone at the bar last night to keep my eye on you, Buff'

Here're today's standings and PS:

PL - 1415 - LA
LDV - 1394 - Giants
UU - 1378 - Yanks
JG - 1375 - Cubs
DB - 1342 - Astros
HH - 1324 - Yanks
SC - 1240 - Yanks
OA - 1112 - Cubs
BDD - 1058 - Cubs

LDV moved up to 2nd, UU dropped to 3rd.
DB moved up to 5th, HH dropped to 6th.

And once again, I'm 3 pts behind the person ahead of me!
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 05/04/03 05:14 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Big Daddy Don:
...when I woke up today I realized I had Wood today. :p
Me, too, BDD! Hopefully he'll handle himself well today!
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 05/04/03 06:37 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by La Dolce Vita:
Although once again, I am the only one that chose my particular pitching staff today. Not sure if that makes me feel good, or uncomfortable.
Why wood ( ) you switch from Kevin Brown to Kirk Reuter?
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 05/04/03 06:48 PM

Wood -- that prick -- gave up 3 runs in the 1st inning already (-9)! *sigh*
Posted By: Beth E

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 05/04/03 06:57 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by J Geoff:
[quote]Originally posted by Big Daddy Don:
[b]...when I woke up today I realized I had Wood today. :p
Me, too, BDD! Hopefully he'll handle himself well today! [/b][/quote]You guys are sick, you hear me! Just SICK.
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 05/04/03 07:02 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Beth E:
You guys are sick, you hear me! Just SICK.
Just cuz you have a dirty mind doesn't mean we're sick... (And you wonder how I earned the 7th level of Hell?)
Posted By: Beth E

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 05/04/03 07:13 PM

Look at the angel talking smack! I think it's time for me to bury some pork with my pom poms!
Posted By: Big Daddy Don

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 05/04/03 09:58 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by J Geoff:
Wood -- that prick -- gave up 3 runs in the 1st inning already (-9)! *sigh*
Hey JGeoff, you need to remember that when you have Wood, it is not always as important as to how you start - but how you finish. It was minus points near the end but luckily a good explosion of points put my PS in a somewhat decent day.
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 05/04/03 11:41 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by plawrence:
Why wood ( ) you switch from Kevin Brown to Kirk Reuter?
For those extra 6 points, I guess

You dare to question my logic.... :p
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 05/04/03 11:45 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Big Daddy Don:
...luckily a good explosion of points put my PS in a somewhat decent day.
Mine was decent-er

- and without the benefit of wood here!
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 05/05/03 12:44 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by La Dolce Vita:
[QUOTE] You dare to question my logic.... :p
Just wonderin'...I figure if I can figure how you figure, then I can out-figure you
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 05/05/03 04:11 AM

Unofficial Results:

1. PL 53 1468
2. LDV 43 1437
3. UU 32 1410
3. JG 35 1410
4. DB 41 1383
5. HH 47 1371
6. SC 51 1291
7. OA 41 1153
8. BDD 40 1098

Wow, an exact tie between me and UU! You're lucky I didn't pick the Yanks tonight!

Damn rain-shortened game, no additional points to gain on Buff'!

Have a Happy Monday! :rolleyes:
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 05/05/03 02:22 PM

Well, if I have negative points today (I hate Mondays ), I won't be the only one! 5 of us picked Woody to be our starting pitchers. Two picked the Cubs while the other two both had the Yankees, a team not playing today.

My team was anemic last week. Hopefully, this week, I hope I can get on a roll so I catch you guys up top.
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 05/05/03 03:38 PM

Most of us have Woody today - even Buffy! (You sneak - telling me last night you had something else! :p ) I guess my Woody's out of the bag, and everyone wants him!

HH is apparently taking the day off, with no PS and only 1 batter. Still, if Woody goes limp, he could still gain on me since I only have 2 batters...
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 05/05/03 04:27 PM

Ha! The way I saw it, there were only 2 decent picks today (Yeah DB, Im starting to hate Mondays for many reasons too!)

But JG, you BELIEVED me when I said I was taking Milwaukee??? Hmm, you must've been drunker than I thought. (Must remember JG's gullibility and exploit to win at Fantasy Baseball! )

Hope all the guys talking about their Wood this weekend did not wear it out. I picked Woody today; thought he'd like to respond to a woman for a change and make some mondo points.
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 05/05/03 11:29 PM

Woody... Woody... Woody... What have I ever done for you to treat me so disrespectfully? Why didn't you tell me you had the flu? :rolleyes:

3 runs in the first inning!!
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 05/06/03 01:44 AM

Okay, my Woody has settled down. It's 4-4 top of the 9th. For some reason, the live stats aren't coming into ESPN's site so after this game is over I'll calcuate the Cards PS via the box score... if I have to.

Edit: Sonofabitch!! Some jerkoff Red hit a homer bottom of the 9th to win it. My two offensive players -- who happen to be the 2 best hitters in all of baseball -- gave me a whole point between them.

2nd Edit: Great. Looks like a whole 8 pts for Cards PS. Plus 2 for my offense, is a good ol' 10! Better than last week!

Why'd I think this Monday would be different?
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 05/06/03 01:36 PM

Watch out everyone... I scored positive numbers yesterday! 10 big points! I'm in a zone now.

My team can't be stopped! They can't even be contained.

Now back to the reality of fifth place...
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 05/06/03 02:21 PM

Yeah you guys always bragging about your "10" - which by the way JG - I dont want to have to mention this - but your 10 last night shrank down to an 8 this morning

(I wont brag about my 27 since someone else here also got 27 )

OF COURSE! all the non-Yankee PS keepers took the Prior/Cubs. Duh! That was predictable. Props to Ole who took Baltimore - I will be curious as to that score later, I had this itch to take them but chickened out - just to be different, ya know?
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 05/06/03 04:22 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by La Dolce Vita:
by the way JG - I dont want to have to mention this - but your 10 last night shrank down to an 8 this morning
Yeah, stupid mistake: I assumed they pitched 9 innings But, 8 pts is better than -8! I'm on a roll now!!
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 05/07/03 02:26 PM

Today's PS's are fairly spread out this time:

1504 - PL - Marlins
1490 - LDV - Expos
1445 - JG - Yanks
1441 - UU - Cubs
1418 - DB - Giants
1377 - HH - Yanks
1310 - SC - Yanks
1204 - OA - Giants
1133 - BDD - Yanks

Yesterday was a dreadful day for all our PS's, all in negative numbers. Let's hope for a better day today (especially for Moose! )

I'm a little puzzled by PL's Marlins pick today, though! Hopefully it'll cost you, Mr First Place
Posted By: SC

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 05/07/03 02:34 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by La Dolce Vita:
your 10 last night shrank down to an 8 this morning
Must've been a cold morning. :rolleyes:
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 05/07/03 02:40 PM

Speaking of mornings, Good Morning to YOU, SC. Long time, no see!

Thanks JG for that recap. I am having a lazy morning this morning and couldn't be bothered to click that many times. You saved me.
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 05/07/03 11:11 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by J Geoff:
I'm a little puzzled by PL's Marlins pick today, though
Puzzled? Yeah that is putting it mildly.

I was more intrigued by UU's faith in Shawn Estes. Like I would have put all his eggs in my basket? Uh-uh. But my God - 30 points for the Cubs today!

Are you on your knees Pork? You best start praying, I think you'll be side to side with the Undertaker no more unless you have an unbelievable night! Me thinks you'll be cryin the blues....
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 05/07/03 11:25 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by La Dolce Vita:
Me thinks you'll be cryin the blues....
So what else would be new? Notice I didn't make any stink of my (apparently very temporary) 3rd Place today

It's all in the Moose's hands!

BTW - Tomorrow's a tough one, too...
Posted By: Biggtone23

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 05/08/03 12:04 AM

Quote:
I was more intrigued by UU's faith in Shawn Estes. Like I would have put all his eggs in my basket? Uh-uh. But my God - 30 points for the Cubs today!
My faith was led more by my not being able to get to my computer yesterday
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 05/08/03 12:44 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by Biggtone23:
My faith was led more by my not being able to get to my computer yesterday
Maybe I should try that!!
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 05/08/03 01:12 AM

Hmmm, apparently I've single-handedly destroyed the averages of Pujols and Edmonds, currently the two best hitters in all of baseball!
Posted By: Big Daddy Don

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 05/08/03 01:15 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by Biggtone23:
My faith was led more by my not being able to get to my computer yesterday
Funny I was actually thinking when I saw the 30 points what if he couldn't make the change and look what happens. Oh well I guess sometimes it is better to be lucky than good.

Of course after they dumped 18 points on me in the 9th inning last night there was no way I was keeping them again - shows how much I know.
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 05/08/03 02:30 AM

Good LAWD!!!! Extra innings? I am dyin' hee-yah! Don't they know extra innings are good only if you are tied at um......ONE??? Duh!

If I somehow get to 10 total points tonight, I will be dancing with joy... :rolleyes:
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 05/08/03 02:47 AM

12-9 Expos... 3 points... LDV... don't you know you're supposed to predict a pitchers duel, not a sluggers duel? (Oh shit, maybe I should've saved that dig until my game was successfully over ). Damn 1-0 Seattle in the third...
Posted By: Big Daddy Don

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 05/08/03 03:07 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by J Geoff:
(Oh shit, maybe I should've saved that dig until my game was successfully over ).
Hmmm - yes you should have. Hey I am sharing your PS tonight so you wanna go and screw your team up go right ahead - but don't be going and taking me and the others with you - you selfish SOB. Although I am sure our PS can get more than 3 lousy points though
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 05/08/03 03:14 AM

Everyone's a comedian tonight :rolleyes: relishing in my pain.

But gee, this is ONE bad night for me. How many have YOU had Mister 9th place? And since we are in Week 6, you cant use that "I started a week and a half late" lame-o excuse

Ooooh, hand ME a mic now!
Posted By: Big Daddy Don

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 05/08/03 03:33 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by La Dolce Vita:
Everyone's a comedian tonight relishing in my pain.

But gee, this is ONE bad night for me. How many have YOU had Mister 9th place? And since we are in Week 6, you cant use that "I started a week and a half late" lame-o excuse
I know you ain't talking to me But you must be talking to me since I am the only one in ninth place. Go ahead have your fun cause the way it looks now you already fell out of first and within a day or two you might fall to third and fourth

Yet, I do feel bad for your pain tonight - so may I suggest something you can try. Go grab your American Idol 2 CD that you purchased last week, and crank that bad boy up - I am sure by the third track you will be feeling much better. :p Either that or the fact that your ears will probably be bleeding by now, at least you won't be thinking of your team.
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 05/08/03 03:44 AM

Track 3 - Clay's version of On the Wings of Love....ahhhhhh, yes you are right, I do feel better now.

19 points so far is a little better than I had even hoped for. If I could reach the wine bottle from here, I could say I was sitting pretty in spite of my probably 3rd or 4th place showing.

When're you gonna catch up to me BDD so I dont have to constantly yell at you way back there???
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 05/08/03 01:42 PM

Well, once again plaw is the only one to take advantage of the doubleheader. Man, I wish I would have caught that. The Braves look good on that one.

Not much trash talking from me today. I'm in fifth place- having a hard time moving up, not really moving down. My team is decidedly average.
Posted By: Big Daddy Don

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 05/08/03 01:53 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Don Sicilia:
Well, once again plaw is the only one to take advantage of the doubleheader.
DAMN! When did they announce the doubleheader? I was looking for that last night till about 12:30am and never saw the makeup game from yesterday posted as a game today. That pisses me off now, oh well at least I have Helton for two though.

Hey Douche, watch out, if I pick up 15 points on you today, I will be within the magic number of 250 points so I can talk smack to you. I know 250 points is a stretch but it's the best I can do.
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 05/08/03 02:16 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Big Daddy Don:
DAMN! When did they announce the doubleheader?
10:30 PM, Sports Phone 212-976-1313

These doubleheaders can bite you in the ass, tho. First of all, I had to dump some players I was rather fond of. But, let's live for taday. Also, one poorly pitched game, and I can be screwed.
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 05/08/03 02:19 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Don Sicilia:
Well, once again plaw is the only one to take advantage of the doubleheader
Hey JG, did I call that one right last night or WHAT?? I should be a freakin' gypsy palm reader soothsayer! Either that or Plawrence has become very predictable....a trait I always look forward to exploiting.

And DB and BDD, you are telling me you have a life outside of ESPN? You didnt KNOW that game yesterday was postponed? "You're probably listening to punk rock music and bad-mouthing your country!"

Even armed with that knowledge, and after careful consideration and painstaking statistical research I just couldnt take the chance with those 2 teams. I'm hoping they both do really lousy....and that they both win one game a piece and the points cancel each other out. Naw, I am not bitter about my showing yesterday but how the hell I managed to keep my 2nd place berth warm is just short of a miracle.

Wonder if I can "will" it to rain buckets in Atlanta today? Cant hurt to do a rain dance or two....
Posted By: Big Daddy Don

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 05/08/03 02:32 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by La Dolce Vita:

And DB and BDD, you are telling me you have a life outside of ESPN? You didnt KNOW that game yesterday was postponed? "You're probably listening to punk rock music and bad-mouthing your country!"
Excuse Ms. 19 points, but I was aware the game was postponed, I lost a player because of it - I just didn't know it was put in as a doubleheader today . But yes to your question - I do have a life outside of ESPN . But please don't be so anxious for the rain dance I have a player going - of course you can wish the Braves PS gets trounced today though - if it benefits my players I'll help you with that one.
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 05/08/03 02:34 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by La Dolce Vita:
[quote]Originally posted by Don Sicilia:
[b] Well, once again plaw is the only one to take advantage of the doubleheader
Hey JG, did I call that one right last night or WHAT?? I should be a freakin' gypsy palm reader soothsayer! Either that or Plawrence has become very predictable....a trait I always look forward to exploiting.
[/b][/quote]???
Are you guys having private conversations about me behind my back? That's not nice.
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 05/08/03 02:49 PM

I wouldnt exactly say "conversation". It was more like - oh there is a double header, I know Plawrence is gonna take a piece of that action". Then there was talk of recipes and crocheting.

But WE can talk about JG if it makes you feel better. Did you know he's a huuuuuge Yankees fan???

Rain, rain, rain, rain...please!
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 05/08/03 02:52 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Big Daddy Don:
Excuse Ms. 19 points...
"Ms."? You've made me a feminist jockette. haha.
Although I prefer Ms. 2nd place, I've earned it and I may never have it again after today.....

You are so cute when you are defensive....
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 05/08/03 03:04 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by La Dolce Vita:
I know Plawrence is gonna take a piece of that action".
Yeah? Well, take a piece of this action, Mizzzzzzzzz Second Place.
Posted By: Big Daddy Don

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 05/08/03 03:23 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by La Dolce Vita:
You are so cute when you are defensive....
Well you should see what I look like when I am offensive. Hey that doesn't sound very good does it. :p

And PL - I do believe the JG and LDV have private conversations about you behind your back. I think it is because they are afraid of you - they know they can't catch you , they only hope they can somehow limit your lead. I think like 'Survivor' they are forming an 'alliance' or tribe
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 05/08/03 03:27 PM

Which reminds me BDD, where is this lean, mean offensive machine I have heard you brag so much about?

And no, no alliance. You really picture me as a team player? :rolleyes:

I prosper (or crash) alone.
Posted By: Big Daddy Don

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 05/08/03 03:34 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by La Dolce Vita:
Which reminds me BDD, where is this lean, mean offensive machine I have heard you brag so much about?
Well not that I am counting or anything but for the last three weeks if you take away the one day in which I had not a single person playing I have actually outscored you by 18 points.

Now granted that does not constitute a lean mean offensive machine - but it is still more points than you :p
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 05/08/03 03:35 PM

Here's today's line:

1555 - PL - Braves (DH)
1509 - LDV - Dodgers
1502 - UU - Dodgers
1501 - JG - Yanks <-- nervous
1448 - DB - Royals
1427 - HH - Yanks
1357 - SC - Yanks
1236 - OA - Giants
1184 - BDD - Pirates (-5 today)

I like how I got 56 pts and dropped a place! But... even more importantly... I'm a hair from 2nd place now, thanks to Buffy!

As for the DH, I just couldn't do it either... a little scary. But so is Wells vs Garcia.

Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 05/08/03 03:40 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Big Daddy Don:
I think like 'Survivor' they are forming an 'alliance' or tribe
No way, man - My goal is to crush LDV!!
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 05/08/03 09:02 PM

Looks like I took the wrong first baseman in the doubleheader. R. Fick (who? ) of Atlanta hit a 9 point homer in the first inning. At least Atlanta put a 5 spot on the board.
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 05/08/03 09:35 PM

PL - All I ask is that you let Helton hit a few out for me today...
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 05/08/03 11:18 PM

Top of the 8th - score of 7-6 Braves. Pitching Staff score for the Braves -0-. Like starting all over, from scratch.

PL - thank goodness there is another game. :p

This is gonna be a long night. When games start like at noon out here in MST, it is a loooong day of baseball!
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 05/08/03 11:36 PM

Wow... the first game of the doubleheader is unpredictable. Atlanta just scored another 5 runs in the eight meaning 0.7% of the players out there just cursed up a storm!
Posted By: Big Daddy Don

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 05/09/03 01:11 PM

I am so pissed today - pissed at my team and pissed that I even got involved in this . If I ever meet LDV she is gettin a 'booty smack' for even taunting me into this daily dose of frustration. Yesterday I switch from the Yanks to the Pirates to get me a whopping -5, yes -5, I could have picked the damn Phillies that didn't even play and would have done better. Because the Pirates were low priced, I figured I would grab Scott Rolen for the day while I had some $$, he is doing well - and this fU$&!N& sissy-butt doesn't even play. I hated him while he was with the Phils, I hate him more now, I hope he tears an ACL (but after today since I kept him ) My catcher who I also picked for yesterday along with my LF both get rained out, my SS doesn't play cause his little wrist is 'hurtin' him (I must have the All-Wuss Team), and my CF is off. So 5 of my 9 'batters' don't even play and the sixth gets me minus points. I guess the fact that I even got 20 I should take some solace in, not like some lame ass teams that don't break out of the 'teens' :p Even in last place and dropping I still find a way to talk smack - I am a sad soul.

It is very frustrating, let me see if there is a dog around I can kick or something. Let's see how many of my guys don't even play tonight now.
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 05/09/03 01:32 PM

Man, whinin' up a storm this morning, aren't you? I figured you'd be saving your cryng for the two free throws Iverson missed last night :p
Posted By: Big Daddy Don

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 05/09/03 01:35 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by plawrence:
Man, whinin' up a storm this morning, aren't you? I figured you'd be saving your cryng for the two free throws Iverson missed last night :p
HA - Regarding Iverson I was saving that for the Basketball thread. Ughh how can he not hit at least one in that situation - that pissed me off too - thanks for reminding me :p
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 05/09/03 01:38 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Big Daddy Don:
thanks for reminding me :p
My pleasure. Actually, I'm rooting for Philly in this series for two reasons: Home court for the Nets, and a possible road trip for me.
Posted By: Big Daddy Don

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 05/09/03 01:52 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by plawrence:
[Actually, I'm rooting for Philly in this series for two reasons: Home court for the Nets, and a possible road trip for me.
Down 2-0 now, I don't believe you are gonna get your wish though.
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 05/09/03 02:33 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Big Daddy Don:
If I ever meet LDV she is gettin a 'booty smack' .
And...that's a BAD thing, right?

Have some more coffee BDD, dont think you are quite wound up enough this morning.

I went to bed early last night (before midnight this time) and I will admit noone announced the Bal/KC double header at that time. I dont think anyone here took anyone major from those teams...

JG didnt provide us with a recap this morning so I'm trying to figure the whole mess out. I dropped a little down to 3rd. Dont worry, just slummin' to see what it's like. I don't plan on stayin'.
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 05/09/03 02:56 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by La Dolce Vita:

I went to bed early last night (before midnight this time) and I will admit no one announced the Bal/KC double header at that time.
Same thing happened to me . I expected to wake up about 3:30 AM as I usually do and check again, but for some reason I slept thru the night
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 05/09/03 03:04 PM

No pee break at 3:30 am like usual? You must've not drank enough before bedtime and slept right through.

Funny night last night. I know at least 3 of us die hard fantasy people that are up at all hours of the night - and last night I think we were all put away early.

Good news for us you didnt wake up. My roster was done by 5 pm yesterday and had I known, I would have tweaked it a bit. There are some sure-fire ones I woulda tried to pick up.....
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 05/09/03 03:58 PM

Sorry I'm late

1623 - PL - BoSox
1561 - UU - LA
1547 - LDV - BoSox
1541 - JG - BoSox
1477 - DB - KC
1467 - HH - Yanks
1373 - SC - Yanks
1295 - OA - BoSox
1204 - BDD - BoSox
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 05/09/03 04:02 PM

My apologies to Douche Bigalow for not mentioning him taking the Royals in the double-header. I had not got that far down the standings You will probably rack up some points if they play today.....

Edit Mine: only because JG beat me by 2 seconds posting the standings.

JG you get my vote for being most predicatable these days and DB my vote for most UN-predictable......
Posted By: Big Daddy Don

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 05/09/03 04:02 PM

Shit, I see I got the same PS as you and LDV - I am doomed now and to think I couldn't get any more pissed off than I was this morning.
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 05/09/03 04:11 PM

One Pedro game, I think, is worth 2 Royals games, pointwise. But on the other hand, taking the Royals frees up some cap room for more offense.
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 05/09/03 04:22 PM

I wish I had known about the double-header... KC is gonna romp on the Orioles... *sigh*

I'm just hoping Pedro is up to form, and Santana (a reliever) can't last long... cuz if Santana pitches 6 innings the way he's been pitching 2, we're fvcked...

Playing this game is really a love-hate relationship
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 05/09/03 04:28 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by La Dolce Vita:
My apologies to Douche Bigalow for not mentioning him taking the Royals in the double-header. I had not got that far down the standings You will probably rack up some points if they play today.....

Edit Mine: only because JG beat me by 2 seconds posting the standings.

JG you get my vote for being most predicatable these days and DB my vote for most UN-predictable......
That's cold blooded LDV! Unpredictable, how so?

You know what my secret to knowing about the doubleheader?... I had the freaking Royals yesterday, and much to my misfortune, I followed the game up until it was cancelled. It's weird, for three days in a row, I've had Runelvys Hernandez. I picked him on Wednesday for the Thursday game only to find out on yesterday that he was replaced by someone else. Then I picked him for this doubleheader game.
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 05/09/03 04:38 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by J Geoff:

Playing this game is really a love-hate relationship
Yes, I LOVE this game, my husband HATES my love for the game. But we go thru this every season anyhow. Thank God he is a patient man.

I mean, what warm hearted American WOULDN'T want to watch a baseball game over COPS or America's Most Wanted or Badass Car Chases Uncut???

Douche, darling......Unpredictable is GOOD. I dont have a cold drop of blood in my heart....unless you pass me up of course!
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 05/09/03 11:17 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by J Geoff:
I wish I had known about the double-header... KC is gonna romp on the Orioles... *sigh*
Boy, do I take that back! Douche, man, that first game sure isn't going your way: Baltimore is up 15-3 and still threatening in the top of the 8th
Posted By: Beth E

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 05/09/03 11:41 PM

Don't fuck with the Birds!!! Yeah, right. Who am I kidding.
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 05/10/03 01:11 AM

Yeah, Beth

Anyway - Freakin' Pedro. 5-0 Minnesota in the 4th Buff's jinxing my PS again! :rolleyes: :p
Posted By: Beth E

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 05/10/03 02:59 AM

Like I said, don't fuck with the Birds. :p Come on, give me my due. When was the last time you heard the words, "the Orioles win a double header".

Yeah, I'm drunk. Sue me!!!
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 05/10/03 04:57 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by Beth E:
Yeah, I'm drunk.
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 05/10/03 05:07 AM

Unofficial results...

PL 41 1664
UU 37 1598
LD 36 1583
JG 18 1559 <-- offense? hello?!!
HH 41 1508
DB 00 1477 <-- wow, talk about cancel each other out!
SC 36 1409
OA 43 1338
BD 28 1232
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 05/10/03 11:18 AM

When you're goin' good, all the breaks seem to fall your way. I was kicking myself all day yesterday for missing the doubleheader...would have absolutely taken the KC staff. Would have had more offense, of course, but no way was I gonna offset that -24.
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 05/10/03 03:15 PM

This just isn't my week. I haven't broken 100 points yet. I have yet to break 30 for any particular day. Two negative point pitching days on top of a zero point pitching day (not to mention a 5 point pitching day)!

Well, I guess all I can do is laugh!
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 05/10/03 03:49 PM

Today's PS's...

PL 1664 Mets <-- 23 pts
UU 1596 Dodgers (vs. DB) 8 pts
LD 1583 Seattle <-- stop it! :p
JG 1559 Seattle
HH 1508 Yanks 25 pts
DB 1480 Expos (vs. UU) 8 pts
SC 1409 Yanks 25 pts
OA 1338 Pitts
BD 1232 Cards 16 pts


P.S. Of course I'm not laughing at you, PL, it's just funny someone would pick the Mutts - but over the Padres, and with Leiter, it's probably a good bet
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 05/10/03 09:37 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Don Sicilia:
It can't get any worse... can it??
This morning when I saw the picks, I thought your Expos pick was tres risque. You can ask yourself the above question later - towards the end fo the day :p

Ok kids, the word of the day is "PIAZZA". Say it with me.....

God, I wish I had a bat right now. I'd certainly hit something or someONE.........
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 05/11/03 12:22 AM

Man, you know it's getting bad when I'm HAPPY to get 8 points for pitching! Whoo hoo!

Maybe I'll break 30 points today!
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 05/11/03 12:42 AM

PL, I hate you. 23 pts for the Mutts?? I was too scared to take the Yanks after last week's same match-up... man, I think I'm gonna regret (yet again) my choice. This love-hate is leaning closer to the hate lately!

And WTF is up with my "offense"? Sorryano - c'mon, man! Snap out of it! Ugh.

DS - Congrats, bro!
Posted By: OleificioAndreassi

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 05/11/03 01:27 AM

Aramis Ramirez is a piece of SHIT!!

its hapnin again.........
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 05/11/03 05:00 AM

Sat night results... now official... with Sunday PS's

PL 53 1717 D-Rays <-- talk about Mr Unpredictable!
UU 31 1627 Dodgers
LD 33 1616 Seattle
JG 27 1586 Giants
HH 51 1559 Yanks
DB 24 1504 Toronto
SC 45 1454 Yanks
OA 53 1388 Cubs
BD 44 1276 Giants

BD - I hope great minds are thinking alike today
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 05/11/03 06:36 PM

D-Rays PS gave Detroit 1 run in the last two games. So this is the "Anti-Detroit" pick. So here I am about -20 in the 5th inning.
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 05/11/03 10:57 PM

All I have to say is, "It's about damn time!"

I had a third of my output this week all from today! Hopefully, it's a sign of things to come this upcoming week.

Coming up and waiting to rejoin the Oreo...
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 05/11/03 11:29 PM

Okay, preliminary results. All games final except tonight's Boston/Minnesota game.

Now, I'm not sure if the St Louis/Cubs points will stick since it wasn't a completed game.

PL 1717 D-Rays (-12 PS) 11 (-8 if no Cubs game)
UU 1627 Dodgers (25) 51 (-11?)
LD 1616 Seattle (24) 61 (-8?) +1 in night game
JG 1586 Giants (-1) 26 (-10?) +2 in night game
HH 1559 Yanks (3) 26
DB 1504 Toronto (27) 61 (-18?)
SC 1454 Yanks (3) 21 +3 in night game
OA 1388 Cubs (-29 if sticks) -6
BD 1276 Giants (-1) 27 (-9?)

Ugh. Guess we weren't so brilliant after all, BDD. And neither was PL OA - I hope the Cubs/St Louis points count for today, but I'm sure you're hoping they won't!

Hey, to think... tomorrow's Monday! :rolleyes:
Posted By: Big Daddy Don

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 05/11/03 11:37 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by J Geoff:
Ugh. Guess we weren't so brilliant after all, BDD.
Now I see why I continue to falter in my PS - I have the same as you thus I must your carry your bad luck with me. Can you do me a favor and let me know who your PS is for tomorrow so I can be sure to pick ANYBODY else
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 05/11/03 11:55 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by J Geoff:
Okay, preliminary results. All games final except tonight's Boston/Minnesota game.

Now, I'm not sure if the St Louis/Cubs points will stick since it wasn't a completed game.

PL 1717 D-Rays (-12 PS) [b]11
(-8 if no Cubs game)
UU 1627 Dodgers (25) 51 (-11?)
LD 1616 Seattle (24) 61 (-8?) +1 in night game
JG 1586 Giants (-1) 26 (-10?) +2 in night game
HH 1559 Yanks (3) 26
DB 1504 Toronto (27) 61 (-18?)
SC 1454 Yanks (3) 21 +3 in night game
OA 1388 Cubs (-29 if sticks) -6
BD 1276 Giants (-1) 27 (-9?)

Ugh. Guess we weren't so brilliant after all, BDD. And neither was PL OA - I hope the Cubs/St Louis points count for today, but I'm sure you're hoping they won't!

Hey, to think... tomorrow's Monday! :rolleyes: [/b]
It figures (with my luck this week) that when I finally have a decent day, I would be hurt the most by the Cubs/Cards cancellation! Some week huh?!

In any case, that's enough whine with my cheese.

There's always next week.
Posted By: OleificioAndreassi

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 05/12/03 12:28 AM

I've picked my boy Matt Clement every time he's piched so far- And hes never really let me down (OK he hasnt exactly had a cy young year but he usually gets me some points)But come on Matty-
-29 points!- in only 4 innings! hopefully that doesn't stand- it can't can it? the game didn't even count. Anyway, even though ill feel guilty doin it, im gonna have to stop pickin him.

Hey Matty, what have I ever done to make you treat me so disrespectively?

I thought i was gonna have a shot to win the week after today- buuuut NO
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 05/12/03 12:41 AM

I could be wrong, but upon reading the rules, i interpret them to mean that the stats from the Cubs-cards game count.
Posted By: OleificioAndreassi

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 05/12/03 12:42 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by plawrence:
I could be wrong, but upon reading the rules, i interpret them to mean that the stats from the Cubs-cards game count.
:rolleyes: beautiful :rolleyes:
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 05/12/03 01:08 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by Big Daddy Don:
[quote]Originally posted by J Geoff:
[b] Ugh. Guess we weren't so brilliant after all, BDD.
Now I see why I continue to falter in my PS - I have the same as you thus I must your carry your bad luck with me. Can you do me a favor and let me know who your PS is for tomorrow so I can be sure to pick ANYBODY else [/b][/quote]:p


Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 05/12/03 03:09 AM

Final, preliminary results, assuming Cubs/Cards game counts:

PL 1728 D-Rays (-12 PS) 11 total today
LD 1683 Seattle (24) 67
UU 1678 Dodgers (25) 51
JG 1618 Giants (-1) 32
HH 1585 Yanks (3) 26
DB 1565 Toronto (27) 61
SC 1485 Yanks (3) 31
OA 1382 Cubs (-29) -6
BD 1303 Giants (-1) 27
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 05/12/03 09:48 AM

Apparently the stats from the Cubs-Cards game do not count.
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 05/12/03 02:14 PM

Here are the final week six and total season-to-date results:

PL 252 (week 6) 1720 (season to date) Giants (PS)
LDV 238 1675 Cubs (vs MLW)
UU 256 1666 Dodgers (vs ATL)
JG 198 1608 Cubs
HH 214 1585 Yankees (off-day)
DB 164 1547 Cubs
SC 194 1485 Yanks
OA 258 1411 Twins (vs MN)
BDD 196 1294 Cubs

Well, it looks like the Teams-Formerly-Known-As-The-Oreo as well as BDD shared the same brain today.

Just curious (and I don't think this question should reveal anyone's strategy) but which keeper player do you have that has the best value so far (largest market value gap over locked value)?

Mine would be Corey Patterson. I have him locked in at 2.9 while his current MV is 4.4.
Posted By: Big Daddy Don

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 05/12/03 02:27 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Don Sicilia:
Well, it looks like the Teams-Formerly-Known-As-The-Oreo as well as BDD shared the same brain today.
Well thanks for getting my day off to a sh!tty start - I can pretty much count on another minus (-) day from my pitching staff now. Damn you JGeoff you were supposed to tell me who you picked so I could pick anyone else

I will lay it out for you now - the Cubs will be about + 21 in the 7th inning and finish -2 by the end of the game.
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 05/12/03 04:00 PM

What horseshit that is. So, whenever that game is made up -- and it would have to be before the All-Star break to count for "Season 1" on this game -- the points will be re-credited to May 11th? Hmm, that's dumb! A lot of people lost a lot of offensive points... sigh

Ahh well... I'm screwed today... I took Buff's PS, and BDD took mine! And, PL's gonna look like a genius picking the Giants, which I picked as a "sure-thing" yesterday for -1

DS - My most-improved "free" player is SS Alex Gonzalez 4.1 (2.8). My shitty team's market value is 55.5 right now (paying 49.6). I'm afraid to pick Corey Patterson cuz I'd be a copy-cat, but, I almost did cuz I knew he'd go into a slump right afterwards, screwing everyone else with me!
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 05/12/03 05:08 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by J Geoff:
What horseshit that is. So, whenever that game is made up -- and it would have to be before the All-Star break to count for "Season 1" on this game -- the points will be re-credited to May 11th? Hmm, that's dumb! A lot of people lost a lot of offensive points... sigh
I think I interpreted it the way you do, but based on the ambiguous way it's written, I'm not even close to being sure. How are they going to credit you with points if you don't have that player or PS anymore? What I really don't understand is this: According to MLB, this game was a rainout, but according to ESPN's definition of a suspended game, it's a suspended game. But according to ESPN's rules, they follow MLB's scoring rules in most cases.
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 05/12/03 06:43 PM

It was OA's raindance. Simple as that. We gotta blame him!
Posted By: OleificioAndreassi

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 05/12/03 09:18 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by J Geoff:
It was OA's raindance. Simple as that. We gotta blame him!
Hell ya G- I's dancin till my legs went numb!!

That saved me like 25 points & pushed me into the weekly lead

Looks like I'm finally climbin out of the 8 spot
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 05/13/03 05:44 AM

Unofficial Monday night scores...

Name - PS - Daily Total - Grand Total

PL 03 42 1762 <-- My die-relievers dance worked!
LD 14 45 1720
UU -16 -16 1650
JG 14 30 1638 <-- 3 batters... must be a full moon
HH 00 25 1610
DB 14 25 1572
SC 00 03 1488 <-- gotta start playing, Buddy!
OA 09 43 1454
BD 14 27 1321
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 05/13/03 09:41 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by J Geoff:
Unofficial Monday night scores...

PL 03 42 1762 <-- My die-relievers dance worked!
SC 00 03 1488 <-- gotta start playing, Buddy!
Yes, I'm glad you finally realize that the only way you can beat me is with voodoo, rain dances, sticking pins in dolls, etc. Certainly not with your picks or strategy.

SC? He's come to that realization already. Looks like he's not a war time consigliere.
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 05/13/03 01:25 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by plawrence:
I'm glad you finally realize that the only way you can beat me is with voodoo, rain dances, sticking pins in dolls, etc. Certainly not with your picks or strategy.
At least Plawrence is admitting he CAN be beat.

I'll use any means necessary to crush you people, think of it as twisted logic: 3 parts strategy, only 1 part voodoo.
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 05/13/03 03:32 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by plawrence:
Yes, I'm glad you finally realize that the only way you can beat me is ... certainly not with your picks or strategy.
Them there's fightin' words, varment!
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 05/13/03 03:40 PM

Tuesday...

PL 1763 Twins
LD 1721 ChiSox
UU 1650 Dodgers
JG 1638 Yanks
HH 1610 Yanks
DB 1573 Phillies
SC 1488 Yanks
OA 1454 Phillies
BD 1322 Yanks
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 05/13/03 04:12 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by J Geoff:
Them there's fightin' words, varment
You wanna rumble? Fine. But I suggest you get a war time consigliere first :p I'm gona ask LDV if she'll "consig" for me

Buffy?
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 05/13/03 04:22 PM

What, you can't win on your own, you need a girl's help? :p



(No disrespect, Buff', you're gonna win this thing, I know it - or at least come behind me in 2nd, when I'm done with Plawrence! )


As for SC, he literally hasn't been playing. Too busy w/ work. But I have to tell him at least to move that injured player he has...
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 05/13/03 04:34 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by J Geoff:
you need a girl's help? :p
As far as I'm concerned, LDV is one of the guys around here. Before I saw the picture she posted, I envisioned her looking like Doris from Rego Park. (cough, cough)
Posted By: SC

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 05/13/03 06:59 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by plawrence:
You wanna rumble? Fine. But I suggest you get a war time consigliere first
OK, pl.... the gloves come off. Ya better have someone else start ya car for ya.

I'll be able to get back into the season in a few weeks, and I expect I'll make a reasonable showing in the first half (I GOTTA finish above Douche!).

Thanx for the heads-up on the DL, Geoff. I made my change. These last three weeks haven't been fun.

C'mon, Beth, shake dem pom-poms!
Posted By: Beth E

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 05/13/03 07:11 PM

I thought it was my pom poms that were giving you bad luck. Nice to know they still got some magic. But hey..if you start to win you won't need me anymore will ya. There is a method to your madness after all.

*commencing wiggling....Sis Boom Bah..rah rah rah
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 05/13/03 07:13 PM

Yes SC, I too can see PL is just BEGGING for an ass kicking.

I admit when it comes to sports, I was born with the jock gene, but outwardly, I am all girl. I don't feel I have anything to prove just because I am a chick, but I'll be damned if I let this group of guys get the best of me.

To quote Faye Dunaway in "Mommie Dearest":

Don't fuck with me fellas, this ain't my first time at the rodeo!

I feel I am the most improved player so far as I started the game late, spent weeks dead last and made my way up all the way to first and am now hovering consistently in the top 3. Hear me, Big Daddy Hot Rod? What're you waiting for?
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 05/13/03 07:18 PM

Speaking of the top three.....notice that we are deviating from the other more "popular" choices for pitching staff? These are the kind of choices which will really make ya or break ya. The kind that can move standings around considerably. Only time will tell - no guts, no glory.

I remember when Bethie used to be on MY side. She quit shaking her pom poms for me when I was outed as a ...(what did Pork call me?) "girl"......
Posted By: SC

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 05/13/03 07:20 PM

Stop wigglin' dem pom-poms, Beth, I'm supposed to be concentratin' on...... um......errrrr..... baseball (I think).

Dolce, you're absolutely right, you got nuthin' to prove to us guys. You're doing absolutely great (but you'd do better if you chucked a shotglass at pl's head).

Damn......look at dem pom-poms go!!
Posted By: Beth E

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 05/13/03 07:28 PM

Wow! Didn't know my pom poms were so popular. Think of me as that girl Morgana who used to run out to kiss the ball players, minus the 44DD's..

I wonder what stir doing a cartwheel or split would do! But then again, that may require hip replacement surgery afterward.
Posted By: Big Daddy Don

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 05/13/03 09:31 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by La Dolce Vita:
Speaking of the top three.....notice that we are deviating from the other more "popular" choices for pitching staff? These are the kind of choices which will really make ya or break ya.
Personally all I concern myself with is who the hell JGeoff picked - and yet once fU@k!ng again - I have the same as him. Great, another night of either single digits or minus points . Hey JGeoff just some advice - why don't you simply post who you are going to pick - with the way they have played for you recently you will have that entire pick all to yourself.

And the reason the top three can't get the 'popular' picks is because they have not managed their CAP very well to this point. You see from this point on those of us who have can make the necessary moves - those of you in the top three will soon find yourself sliding back further and further behind.

Well that is what I keep saying to myself. Being in last place - I have to find some way to talk smack and sound legitimate :p
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 05/13/03 10:14 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Big Daddy Don:

And the reason the top three can't get the 'popular' picks is because they have not managed their CAP very well to this point
Look here Mister Smack-Talker... Don't pretend to know what goes into making my picks. I manage my CAP very well thank you...money has never been an issue on whom I wanted to choose as my pitching staff. In fact, I almost ALWAYS have money left over and that is damn good and almost unheard of for a woman (to have surplus money and not spend it all? ) I'm not sold on the idea that only the most expensive are the only ones that can get you points. Popular-schpopular. :p

Keep smack talking Big Daddy, I like it. :p But you're gonna have to yell a little louder, I'm having a hard time hearing you WAY BACK THERE! Also makes watching your lips move difficult as well :p
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 05/13/03 10:18 PM

Anyone else notice the site is all screwed up in regards to posting the name of the pichers pitching today?

I opened up the site today and almost had a heart attack after seeing them list some unheard of 0-1 pitcher on my roster. Looks as if they posted TOMORROW'S pitcher on today's roster but the MLB scoreboard has them all correct.

Thank goodness!
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 05/13/03 10:59 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by La Dolce Vita:
Yes SC, I too can see PL is just BEGGING for an ass kicking.

This is the thanks I get, Buffy, for all the compliments I've paid you?

And Big Daddy: Maybe the reason the folks in the top three are in the top three is because they stay away from those over-priced pitching staffs and sink their dough into offense, and also we ...we....never mind, I'm not giving away any more strategy. But, go Sixers
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 05/14/03 12:22 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by Big Daddy Don:
Personally all I concern myself with is who the hell JGeoff picked - and yet once fU@k!ng again - I have the same as him. Great, another night of either single digits or minus points
Listen, Buddy - Maybe it's you who's the jinx! Moose should NOT have given up 3 runs already in the 4th!! Maybe you should tell me who you're picking tomorrow before I end up in the pits with you :p

Moose is the best pitcher of the day, going against one of the lamest. On paper, it was the smartest pick. So stay away from my PS's!! :p
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 05/14/03 12:28 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by La Dolce Vita:
Anyone else notice the site is all screwed up in regards to posting the name of the pichers pitching today?

I opened up the site today and almost had a heart attack after seeing them list some unheard of 0-1 pitcher on my roster. Looks as if they posted TOMORROW'S pitcher on today's roster but the MLB scoreboard has them all correct.

Thank goodness!
]

Yea, LDV, I actually noticed it yesterday. It scared the crap out of me when I thought they made a pitching change and moved up Estes a day.
Posted By: Big Daddy Don

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 05/14/03 01:41 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by J Geoff:
Listen, Buddy - Maybe it's you who's the jinx! Moose should NOT have given up 3 runs already in the 4th!! Maybe you should tell me who [b]you're picking tomorrow before I end up in the pits with you :p

Moose is the best pitcher of the day, going against one of the lamest. On paper, it was the smartest pick. So stay away from my PS's!! :p [/b]
Smartest Pick?? - we are at the end of 7 and at minus 5. Ok since you asked I will tell you -tomorrow I am taking the Phils or the Dodgers. You can have any other team you want - just please leave me those two so I can at least get some points tomorrow.
:p
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 05/14/03 01:54 AM

HA!! I'm not taking the Phils or the Dodgers tomorrow so you KNOW what that means.....


You're screwed!!

Have a nice rest of the night! (or should I say last inning.......?)
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 05/14/03 01:56 AM

Bad Daddy - It was the smartest pick, on paper... :p

And I cannot believe you're deciding between the two same teams I am!!!! ARGH!!!!

Just kiddin' buddy, lol... I didn't pick either of them. Tomorrow at this time, we'll see who the jinx really is. (Okay, so it'll probably be me
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 05/14/03 02:22 AM

Freaking A!!! The Phillies were throwing a beautiful 6 hit/1 run/12 K game through 8 innings and what do they do in the ninth- give up 5 freaking runs- all after two outs. Freaking Mesa!

I should petition to the major leagues that all those runs should be unearned because the first run was scored on a wild pitch. I may be wrong, but if a run is scored on an error with two outs, doesn't that count as an unearned run. Therefore, every run scored after that are unearned runs as well... Doesn't a wild pitch count as an error?

O.K., O.K., I know I'm grasping at straws here...
Posted By: Big Daddy Don

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 05/14/03 02:49 AM

Damn - the curse of JGeoff was never more evident than tonight The smart pick - is that what you called it. If -18 is the smart pick I'd hate to see what the worst pick was.

Anyway I am looking for anyone that knows of a game that may be cancelled tomorrow - weather, SARS, smog - I don't care. My new strategy is to go for a plain 0 instead of these minus points each day. :p
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 05/14/03 02:59 AM

The worst pick was the ChiSox... but Buffy got 35 from that one

Ugh. I'm disgusted.
Posted By: Big Daddy Don

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 05/14/03 03:50 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by J Geoff:
The worst pick was the ChiSox... but Buffy got 35 from that one Ugh. I'm disgusted.
Yeah and PL gets 25+ points also. I guess we'll gonna have to listen to both of them 'crow' tomorrow. I can feel my ears bleeding now

And I am sure we'll hear interesting tid-bits from LDV on American Idol. I really think she has an American Idol Desktop Calendar on her desk at work - each day with a differnt tid-bit of information - that she will share .

Gee how will I sleep tonight now? - with all of this to look forward to tomorrow . :p
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 05/14/03 06:15 AM

Tuesday, unofficial results...

Name - Total - PS - (PS Pts) - Daily Pts

PL 1827 Twins (25) 64
LD 1786 ChiSox (35) 65
UU 1683 Dodgers (12) 33
JG 1652 Yanks (-18) 14
DB 1603 Phillies (9) 30
HH 1598 Yanks (-18) -12
SC 1493 Yanks (-18) 5
OA 1481 Phillies (9) 27
BD 1326 Yanks (-18) 4
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 05/14/03 07:25 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by Big Daddy Don:
Yeah and PL gets 25+ points also. I guess we'll gonna have to listen to both of them 'crow' tomorrow. I can feel my ears bleeding now
Caw....caw.....caw..... (Try tiny cotton balls in each ear to stop the bleeding. Also, avoid this thread for at least a week, or until healing is complete. If bleeding persists, see a doctor)
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 05/14/03 11:11 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by J Geoff:
Bad Daddy - It was the smartest pick, on paper... :p

It was the smart move. JG and BDD were always smarter. :p
Posted By: Big Daddy Don

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 05/14/03 01:36 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by plawrence:
Caw....caw.....caw..... (Try tiny cotton balls in each ear to stop the bleeding. Also, avoid this thread for at least a week, or until healing is complete. If bleeding persists, see a doctor)
Hey JGeoff, I think I enjoyed the time when PL was quickly falling down in standings and he stayed away and QUIET for awhile.

Now we have him in first and his Nets are waiting to play in the Eastern Championship - there is no 'quieting' him down now
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 05/14/03 02:19 PM

I have nothing to say about American Idol, Big Daddy - it was all pretty predictable.

UNLIKE LAST NIGHT'S BASEBALL!!!! :p Who woulda thunk the Moose/Yanks = -18???

You sound wounded Big Daddy - what I can hear of you from way up here. I should be wounded, I have a great day with a great pick in pitching staff all to myself (yeah JG, who's laughing now at the Sox? not me... )a decent showing in offense and PLawrence has one of his most awesome offensive days ever. Must close that 41 point gap - PRONTO.

Still want to caution us "top 3" on Cap issues?

Incidentally, I took one of the most expensive PS's out there today. My twisted logic knows no boundaries....
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 05/14/03 02:24 PM

Hmmmm, just took a peek. It appears the Oreo (and Ole A) is sharing a brain once again in regards to pitching staff.

JG - it is BDD, not me, that is the jinx. You will find that fact out later tonight. :p
Posted By: Big Daddy Don

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 05/14/03 02:27 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by La Dolce Vita:
Still want to caution us "top 3" on Cap issues?
CAP THIS

OK at least we got that out of the way - PL first followed by LDV - hopefully the bleeding will end soon now :rolleyes:
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 05/14/03 02:33 PM

Wednesday PS's

PL 1827 Astros
LD 1786 Oakland
UU 1683 Dodgers
JG 1652 Oakland
DB 1603 Oakland
HH 1598 Yankers
SC 1493 Yankers
OA 1481 Oakland
BD 1326 Phillies


All right, BDD - Let's see how you do all by yourself
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 05/14/03 02:34 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by La Dolce Vita:
JG - it is BDD, not me, that is the jinx. You will find that fact out later tonight. :p
Ugh! Now you jinxed yourself - and the rest of us with you! Nooooooo!!! :p
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 05/14/03 02:37 PM

Brave pick, BDD, picking against Curt Schilling!

No trash talk here... Mediocre team chug, chug, chuggin along...
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 05/14/03 02:58 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Big Daddy Don:
CAP THIS
Oh yeah, THAT'S mature! :p See what this game has reduced us to???

BDD, honestly...IF you were to have a few 65+ point days and somehow made your way to the top, I couldn't even IMAGINE the crowing that would occur.

I actually try to be polite. Noone wants to be disliked for being on top, right Plawence?
Posted By: Big Daddy Don

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 05/14/03 03:05 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by La Dolce Vita:
Oh yeah, THAT'S mature! :p See what this game has reduced us to???
LDV you know so little of me - I was way immature before I started this game

You should have seen my original reply - but I was afraid I would get banned though so I toned it down :p
Posted By: Big Daddy Don

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 05/15/03 02:30 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by J Geoff:

All right, BDD - Let's see how you do all by yourself
Quote:
Originally posted by La Dolce Vita:
JG - it is BDD, not me, that is the jinx. You will find that fact out later tonight. :p
Well I guess those questions were finally answered tonight. Typical JGeoff curse - PS does well till the last inning and then blows it. So tell me now JGeoff - who are you picking tomorrow so I can stay away from them again.

And LDV - who is the jinx now? Even you and your womanly charms (jock gene included) were not enough overcome the Curse of the Pork . I advice all to let him pick his PS and then just stay clear. No wait - why don't you all go with who he picks - yeah that's it - that's the ticket.
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 05/15/03 03:33 AM



LOSERS!

Am I seeing things? With the exception of the Double U's Dodgers playing right now (Shawn Green making the score 4-0 JUST now!) did all our pitching staff teams LOSE today?

Interesting.

I was actually amazed to see 14 points. Makes me glad I didnt put faith in the Yankees again.

Still to early to tally with games still going on. Doesnt look so far like much will change. Plawrence INSISTS on being neck and neck with me in nightly points. I need to crush that 40-something point lead he's got over me!!

EDIT: plawrence - Games are over and I am now within only about 25 points of taking you. Unfortunately for you, I am very used to always getting what I want.
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 05/15/03 07:10 AM

Wed night official results + Thurs PS:

PL (13) 30 1857 BoSox -- How's Pedro's groin?
LD (14) 46 1832 Oakland -- Lazy like me...
UU (32) 42 1725 (No PS) -- Doh!
JG (14) 31 1683 Oakland
HH (03) 35 1633 Yanks -- Musn't be playing
DB (14) 25 1628 ChiSox -- Colon, or semi-Colon?
SC (03) 24 1517 BoSox -- A pitching change!
OA (14) 35 1516 Milwaukee -- vs BDD's Wood
BD (23) 44 1370 Cubs -- flashing the Wood

BDD - Good for you. You don't jinx yourself, you only jinx me! :p LDV put her hex on Oakland when she said they'd rawk tonight! :rolleyes: But I was pretty proud of 14 pts PS after the past few days

Edit: Dammit, SC, now you pick the same PS as PL? How can I hope for Pedro's groin to still be bothering him? (Hmm, easy ).
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 05/15/03 02:20 PM

Lazy, Pork? Laaaazzzyyy? Nooooo!!, not on the same day I was lazy. Jinx.

As for the groin? I'll get really close to Pedro then give him a swift kick. Normally I wouldn't resort to bodily harm, but this is PLAWRENCE we are talking about and I am close enough to smell him! :p

EDIT: Second glancing today's lineup - this could prove to be a very interesting night!
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 05/15/03 02:26 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by La Dolce Vita:
... but this is PLAWRENCE we are talking about and I am close enough to smell him! :p
Sorry to hear about that LDV! With all the time plaw takes looking through the weather channel for potential rainouts and through the endless baseball statistics, he must be smellin' kinda rank right now! Only kidding plaw!

I know, I know... You guys can't hear trash talking from someone so low in the standings. :p

But I'm higher than BDD!
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 05/15/03 02:30 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by La Dolce Vita:
this is PLAWRENCE we are talking about and I am close enough to smell him!
I immediately came up with 4 snappy retorts to that line, all of them wittier, but, unfortunately, considerably more risque than the the one I'm going to go with:

Smell this. :p (I know. I'm predictable)
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 05/15/03 02:51 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Don Sicilia:

But I'm higher than BDD!

EVERYONE is higher than BDD!!

But watch out, he's got the Wood today.

PL - Being polite? Bring it on! Really, I can take it. Just like I can take YOU!
Posted By: Big Daddy Don

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 05/15/03 03:04 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by La Dolce Vita:
EVERYONE is higher than BDD!!

But watch out, he's got the Wood today.
Everybody's a comedian at my expense - don't make me pull out the 'old I started 10 games late excuse now' In any event I sense good things coming since I have distanced myself from the Curse of Pork .

Besides I hope you are not complaining about being on top when I have wood
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 05/15/03 03:23 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Big Daddy Don:

Besides I hope you are not complaining about being on top when I have wood
:D

Actually we will know how your wood held up by early this afternoon
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 05/15/03 07:58 PM

BDD - What the hell, extra innings? You're up to at least 30 PS points - possibly PLUS the win. Guess you DID shake that Pork Curse. Can you show ME how to shake it once and for all???

I have to admit, your wood is very impressive today .
Posted By: Big Daddy Don

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 05/15/03 08:13 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by La Dolce Vita:
I have to admit, your wood is very impressive today
Not the first time I have heard that said.

Regarding the Curse of the Pork and you trying to shake it. As long as you are ahead of me I cannot reveal my secrets, I need to lay low and try and sneak up from behind. However I do not believe that you would have any problems with shaking it - the curse that is - with the proper guidance
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 05/15/03 08:38 PM

15 points from my 3 offensive players in action today, and the games aren't even over yet. That, plus 30-35 from Pedro tonight, plus the rest of my offense tonight has me heading for an 80 point day.

Buffy, you'll be eating my dust by morning.
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 05/15/03 08:39 PM

Damn! 13 innings and still going strong - this wood has stamina too!

Impressed yes. You deserve kudos if you hook the win. But you don't worry me....your wood could not possibly reach me from back there.

EDIT: 14 innings! And what has Corey Patterson done for me?...he should be in double digits by now! arrrghhh!
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 05/15/03 08:44 PM

PL - I usually try to refrain from trash talking until the end, the sure thing - you know kind of like not smoking DURING sex

As good as Pedro is (I've taken him sans groin pull of course) I have to wonder the balls you have taking him against those heavy Texas hitters. I'd wish you good luck but, you know... :rolleyes:

I don't eat dust. But if you have an 80+ point day like you are bragging, I wont hesitate to add water to it and fling it on you!
Posted By: Big Daddy Don

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 05/15/03 08:56 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by La Dolce Vita:
But you don't worry me....your wood could not possibly reach me from back there.
Amusing :rolleyes: Well you enjoy your reign near the top while you can. But you are correct, I cannot reach you today from where I am - but someday maybe .. You might find yourself looking over your shoulder and seeing me - and then the smack talk will really begin to heat up.
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 05/15/03 09:33 PM

Wow, top of the 16th...it's the game that will never end!!!

You gonna be pissed BDD if you dont get the 5 points for the win?
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 05/15/03 09:38 PM

I think today, BDD has undoubtedly proven that the curse was with Pork!

17th inning and it doesn't look like either team has someone that can get a hit, much less score a run. A Pitching Staff paradise!

Edit: WHOO HOO! Corey Patterson! Two Run Homer! 6 points right there!
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 05/15/03 09:39 PM

One... Two... Three...

Sorry, I got distracted there watching plaw counting his chickens before they hatch.
Posted By: OleificioAndreassi

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 05/15/03 09:43 PM

BDD may had a good wood goin today BUT I undoubtedly had the biggest balls- pickin the BrewCrew & all.

Hopefully they can score a few runs so I can outlast BDD. ANotherwords, B's got the wood, I got the nuts, but stamina will prevail in the end.

Looks im finally gettin out of that 8 spot ive been in all season
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 05/15/03 09:54 PM

Congrats to the both of you... You guys picked a doubleheader in one game.
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 05/15/03 09:54 PM

Doucheman - you know what literally sucks eggs around here? When the hell did Plaw pick up Corey Patterson?????

Wood, nuts, balls......can a girl still play this game? We'll find out later I suppose...I just hate when all my games are late ones.
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 05/15/03 09:58 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by La Dolce Vita:
Doucheman - you know what literally sucks eggs around here? When the hell did Plaw pick up Corey Patterson?????

I just hate it when my games are all late ones.
Doh! Oh well. I thought we had the market on Corey Patterson cornered.

In any case, according to ESPN, 25% of the players out there celebrated CP's homerun. He is 25% owned.
Posted By: OleificioAndreassi

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 05/15/03 10:04 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Don Sicilia:
[quote]Originally posted by La Dolce Vita:
[b] Doucheman - you know what literally sucks eggs around here? When the hell did Plaw pick up Corey Patterson?????

I just hate it when my games are all late ones.
Doh! Oh well. I thought we had the market on Corey Patterson cornered.

In any case, according to ESPN, 25% of the players out there celebrated CP's homerun. He is 25% owned. [/b][/quote]Im NOT

The Cubs win by 1 in 17 innings & BDD gots 61 pts outta the Cubies & I only gget 38 outta the Beermakers

Key stat: 24K's to 14

O well I still put enough to move up for the first time in front of our beloved consigliere
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 05/15/03 10:11 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by OleificioAndreassi:
The Cubs win by 1 in 17 innings & BDD gots 61 pts outta the Cubies & I only gget 38 outta the Beermakers
Not the most appropriate use of the word "only" from where I am sitting

ONLY 38? Dear God, I would love "only" 38 tonight
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 05/15/03 10:15 PM

The bottom 3 are going to move around a bit tonight. A shakeup on the horizon, did someone say it was gonna get interesting tonight, Pork?

Congrats BDD - that was truly spectacular. And lucky

Next time warn us the next time you're gonna flash that wood around. Somebody could get hurt!!
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 05/15/03 10:28 PM

You're freakin' welcome, BDD... 61 pts for PS... GOOD GOD!! Why, oh WHY, didn't I play w/ Wood today?!?!?!!! And freakin' Sexson goes 0-7 for me???
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 05/15/03 10:41 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by J Geoff:
And freakin' Sexson goes 0-7 for me???
Ok, what the....??

plawrence drops Sexson AND picks up Corey Patterson - WHEN DID THIS HAPPEN???

What timing.
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 05/15/03 10:44 PM

I think I better give Arnold Rothstein a call...
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 05/15/03 11:56 PM

I believe that if you look at my roster for today, and keep clicking "previous", you will find that Corey patterson has been a proud member of my team for quite some time. Give me a minute, and I'll even do it for you...

Edit: April 25th

A better question would be "When did I pick up Marcus Giles?" Today
Posted By: Big Daddy Don

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 05/16/03 02:43 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by J Geoff:
You're freakin' welcome, BDD... 61 pts for PS... GOOD GOD!!
No JGeoff, it is I that should be thanking you for staying away from my PS for the second day in a row.

So now that the Curse of Pork has become clear to everyone - why don't you just do us all a favor and let us know who you are selecting as your PS for Friday while there is still time for the rest of us to change in case we have selected the same

C'mon be a sport
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 05/16/03 04:27 AM

****

102 points and still counting! I think that is a record for our group. Congrats on your big night and upward mobility. Now settle down!!!

Still two games still going on, it is late, too soon to tally (besides I'm used to the Pork doing all the work).

PL, dont spoon-feed me the dust yet. I am still only about 35 (+ or -) points behind you.
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 05/16/03 04:37 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by plawrence:

A better question would be "When did I pick up Marcus Giles?" Today
Have you ever put thought into how hard it really is to physically kick one's self?

Not that hard.

I traded Giles yesterday
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 05/16/03 04:40 AM

My compliments, Big Daddy. Now let's see you do that two days in a row. Anyone can get lucky, of course. The trick is to knock out those 40-50 point days regularly
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 05/16/03 04:44 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by La Dolce Vita:
[quote]Originally posted by plawrence:
[b]
A better question would be "When did I pick up Marcus Giles?" Today
I traded Giles yesterday [/b][/quote]Rather ironic, don't you think?
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 05/16/03 04:52 AM

Not exactly the word I had in mind.

Watch your back, PL.....
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 05/16/03 06:15 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by La Dolce Vita:
(besides I'm used to the Pork doing all the work).
Very unofficial...

Person - Thurs PS - Thurs Total - Grand Total

PL 24 66 1923
LD 29 55 1887
JG 29 68 1751
UU 00 22 1747
DB 26 75 1703
HH 14 50 1683
OA 38 86 1602 <- A+!
SC 24 55 1572
BD 61 103 1473 <- Very nice, man! Still way last though :p
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 05/16/03 01:50 PM

Here is everyone's PS for today:

PL Giants
LDV A's (still lazy?)
JG Cardinals (let the Woody jokes commence)
UU Dodgers
DB Orioles (what was I thinking?)
HH Yanks
OA Reds
SC Red Sox
BD A's (sharing a brain with LDV)
Posted By: Big Daddy Don

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 05/16/03 01:56 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by plawrence:
My compliments, Big Daddy. Now let's see you do that two days in a row. Anyone can get lucky, of course. The trick is to knock out those 40-50 point days regularly
I will say that when I saw that I was the only one that selected the Cubs yesterday I had a good feeling.

Knowing that I had Wood and was all alone - well I will admit I felt damn cocky.

PL - regarding your comments about being lucky - like I said the other day - I think I liked you more when you were losing and you went into the retreat and hide mode
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 05/16/03 02:10 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Don Sicilia:

LDV A's (still lazy?)
Lazy? Aw man, that hurt. I do have twisted logic, remember? Actually I almost went with another (I thought) obvious choice that noone picked up on. That gives me a bad feeling - only time will tell.

I dont think BDD thinks I have shaken the Curse of Pork so he is probably taking my name in vain right now. You know, guilty by association.....
(Notice - not even going there about having wood and being all alone.... )
Posted By: Big Daddy Don

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 05/16/03 02:27 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by La Dolce Vita:
I dont think BDD thinks I have shaken the Curse of Pork so he is probably taking my name in vain right now. You know, guilty by association....
You are correct there - although it could be worse - Pork could have picked the same team as I - thus the return of the Curse of Pork.

I am more concerned because now I do not know if I too use twisted logic - or if I am now thinking like a 'girl' :p

So than LDV - it appears that at least for tonight we will a common interest and goal. I can only hope we don't see a Curse of LDV
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 05/16/03 02:36 PM

I've held fast in 2nd place for a while, Bud. I would think you would be BEGGING to be cursed in some way from me
Posted By: Big Daddy Don

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 05/16/03 02:41 PM

Gee, someone seems to be full of themselves today

Just hope that at the end of the day you don't end up with (-) minus points.

That is what happens with the Curse of Pork
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 05/16/03 04:33 PM

For the record, I had picked Clemens for tonight, but after I left I heard on the radio it was supposed to be nasty weather in NY, so when I came home I decided to go with Woody today. It's a riskier match-up, so I hope it doesn't backfire on me...

Be careful, LDV - The Bad Daddy Curse is upon you!
Posted By: Big Daddy Don

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 05/16/03 04:41 PM

JGeoff - they didn't even play the game yet - and you are already making excuses . It appears that this Curse of Pork may be getting to you. :p
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 05/16/03 04:50 PM

Shit! Rain in St Louis tonight, too! (and Cleveland :p )... Now watch, NY will be nice and sunny...

Not excuses, Bad Daddy (uniform #9) ... Look at you, getting a normal week's worth of points in one night, getting all cocky...
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 05/16/03 04:57 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by J Geoff:
Shit! Rain ....(and Cleveland :p )...
Bite your tongue Pork-Man!

So you picked Clemens first huh? Naw, you are so predictable, I knew you would take Woody. That is ONE of the reasons I didn't

No afternoon games either today. All night games. Last night I stayed up (way late) to see the end of the Rockies/Expos. And I had noone playing

Torture, I tell you....
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 05/16/03 05:09 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by La Dolce Vita:

No afternoon games either today. All night games. Last night I stayed up (way late) to see the end of the Rockies/Expos. And I had noone playing
Staying up late... That's dedication!

I, on the other hand, had someone playing. I was pleasantly surprised to see that Vlad hit another homer!

I just looked up the weather channel website. Looks like light rain in Baltimore.
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 05/16/03 07:13 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Big Daddy Don:

PL - regarding your comments about being lucky - like I said the other day - I think I liked you more when you were losing and you went into the retreat and hide mode
I'm in first place to stay, so I don't think you'll be seeing my "retreat and hide mode" in this thread anymore.

Of course, if the Sixers somehow pull out their series with Detroit, you'll have the posibility, albeit an unlikely one, of doing some gloating in the "Hoops" thread if they take the Nets.
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 05/16/03 07:40 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by plawrence:
I'm in first place to stay,
:p
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 05/16/03 07:42 PM

JG...... left speechless
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 05/16/03 09:41 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by plawrence:
I'm in first place to stay, so I don't think you'll be seeing my "retreat and hide mode" in this thread anymore.
Have you noticed I am still points leader for the week going into Friday?

I am closer to you PL than you think. Yet, you dont seem threatened by me or my ways. I have you figured out, your logic and all, and I wont hesitate to exploit them all for my gain.
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 05/16/03 09:51 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by La Dolce Vita:

I have you figured out, your logic and all, and I wont hesitate to exploit them all for my gain.
This ain't poker, baby. Knowing how your opponent plays doesn't help. My strategy and logic are superior... ...all you can hope to do is copy them and get lucky, like BDD did yesterday.

And BTW, I've been studying your moves, and there are a few things I'm doing that you haven't caught onto yet :p
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 05/16/03 10:58 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by plawrence:
there are a few things I'm doing that you haven't caught onto yet :p
Yeah yeah, I know you're studying the Leaderboard rosters and probably subscribed to ESPN Insider and other Fantasy services for help :p

Man, I'm pissed the St Louis weather looks much worse than NY's. And to read this right now: "Williams has never defeated the Cubs, going 0-3 in five appearances" - argh! Then again, Clement is winless over St Louis, so one of those records may change if this game is played :rolleyes:
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 05/17/03 01:31 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by Big Daddy Don:
So than LDV - it appears that at least for tonight we will a common interest and goal. I can only hope we don't see a [b]Curse of LDV [/b]
Well, LDV, sorry that the Bad Daddy Curse struck you tonight. 10 pts for Oakland.

I'm glad I didn't go with NYY after all. It's currently 5-4 Texas in the 7th
Posted By: joltinjoe05

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 05/17/03 01:45 AM

Geoff, tell me, when is Giambi going to start playing like an MVP again?
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 05/17/03 02:34 AM

JJ - I wish I knew... I have no idea what's going on with him, it's taking much longer than last year. (P.S. I don't think KC is gonna win tonight )

Anyway...

None of our PS's are doing that great tonight. Hopefully that'll remain true for the late games
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 05/17/03 02:56 AM

Early returns...

Who - Prev Tot - PS (pts) - Pts - New Total

PL 1923 Giants (*) 33+
LD 1887 Oakland (10) 23+
JG 1751 Woody (14) 37 1788 <- Back to 4th
UU 1747 Dodgers (29) 59 1806
DB 1703 Orioles (5) 38+
HH 1683 Yanks (3) 35+
OA 1602 Reds (-23 ) 19+
SC 1572 BoSox (7) 37 1609
BD 1473 Oakland (10) 40 1513

*Giants/Mets still tied at 5 in 8th... Can't stay up, though, gotta get up in 4 hrs. Will update then.
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 05/17/03 03:13 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by J Geoff:
Yeah yeah, I know you're studying the Leaderboard rosters and probably subscribed to ESPN Insider and other Fantasy services for help :p

Leaderboard, yes, but not for who to pick. More for how to pick. Learn some successful strategies.

ESPN Insider? Nah. Other fantasy services? Uh-uh. Actually, I was gonna start my own. Do people pay money for this?
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 05/17/03 03:21 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by plawrence:
Leaderboard, yes, but not for who to pick. More for how to pick.
I hear ya. I've been doing this for years (believe it or not ), and even KNOW the strategy of the best players this game, but I've been stubborn in my thinking. I do normally end the season around 90%, but I'm struggling this year.

I have recently changed my strategy, though (as for offense at least). PS is still a gamble, regardless of who's pitching, or who you're playing. Like, who'd've thought Cleveland (so far) would be on top today for PS? And Royals, at -45 pts
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 05/17/03 04:39 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by J Geoff:
I tend to pick a "great" player and leave him there until he gets hurt, even if he's not playing on a particular day. That way, you can keep him at the cheapest price.
The above is what you said on page 1 of this thread. Never having played before, I allowed myself to be misguided by it. Totally wrong, IMO.
That's not the way anyone on the leaderboard plays it.
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 05/17/03 04:47 AM

That's why I said "but I've been stubborn in my thinking" And it still totally makes sense to me, cuz after so many weeks, you'll never be able to afford him again. But of course, the "little guys", on any given day, can hit 2 homers or whatever. It's greatly a matter of luck, of course. But I've been trying to do it like the pros lately, so we'll see how it goes.

Congrats on Schmidt's 13 K's tonight... never thought I'd ever be rooting for the Mets in my life! Tied 5-5 ... you trying for the "extra innings" method? Hahahaha, Santiago isn't gonna get any more called strikes now!

Damn, looks like LA was the pick tonight. Back to 4th for me...
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 05/17/03 06:28 AM

Hope the Slumbering Pork doesn't mind me posting "unofficial" results. It's late and I might as well share what I worked out:

PL 20 (PS) 44 (total) = 1967
LDV 10 24 = 1911
UU 29 59 = 1806
JG 14 37 = 1788
DB 5 38 = 1741
HH 3 37 = 1720
OA -23 22 = 1624
SC 7 37 = 1609
BDD 10 40 = 1513


So, PL - dontcha ever just go with your gut? Leaderboard, Schmeaderboard.

You widened the gap but you are still within my reach.

Bad Daddy Curse be gone. Please.
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 05/17/03 09:20 AM

Grazie, Buff

PS's for Saturday:

PL 1967 Giants
LD 1911 Mariners (vs SC's Tigers)
UU 1806 Dodgers
JG 1788 Cubs
DB 1741 Cubs
HH 1720 Yanks
OA 1624 Giants
SC 1609 Tigers (vs LDV's Mariners)
BD 1513 Cubs <-- NOOOOO!!!!!
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 05/17/03 12:23 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by La Dolce Vita:

So, PL - dontcha ever just go with your gut?
As I said, this isn't poker. Gut has nothing to do with it.

BTW, you're not the leader for the week anymore. :p

Prediction: You and I will be really roughing it up tomorrow.
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 05/17/03 02:38 PM

PL: Bring it ON!

Curse of Pork still alive and well. For once I didnt share a brain with you three!

We'll see later if me being an independent thinker was a GOOD thing...

By the way PL - I'm sure my husband wonders who plaw is and why I say such mean things about him and curse him late at night. He's a smart man though, he doesnt ask and stays miles away from me while I'm checking scores.
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 05/17/03 03:41 PM

Bad Daddy Curse... Curse of the Pork...

Man. I'm screwed today. I hope Prior has some good stuff for the Douche.
Posted By: Big Daddy Don

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 05/17/03 04:54 PM

Uggggggggggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!

I am doomed. On one hand I got the Douche man who is thrilled on a day when his team does anything that does not reflect in negative points. On the other hand JGeoff - the stuff legends are made of and the now proven existance of the Curse of Pork.

My only hope now is to wish for a rain-out - getting 0 will be better than what I am expecting now

Early in the week while I was alone in my selections - monster days - last night I get to play with LDV - somewhat poor showing - today the return of the Curse of Pork - I just wish I could I continue to play by myself - whoo that doesn't sound very good :p
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 05/17/03 05:35 PM

Sorry BDD, Wood and Woody have already played this week! Closest you can get is Mill-wood tomorrow!

Actually... that's not such a bad idea... Hmmm...
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 05/17/03 05:43 PM

Today reminds me one of the oldest questions since the dawn of fantasy sports, one that's troubled man (and LDV) and will continue to trouble them until the day they die or stop playing:

Prior pitching against the Cardinals as my pitching staff.

Pujols firmly entrenched as my Left Fielder.

Who to root for?

Plus I'm a Cubs fan.

My desired outcome is that Prior pitches a 20 K, complete game shutout giving up only 3 or 4 hits, all to Pujols.
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 05/17/03 08:26 PM

Beautiful game! The Curse of the Pork and the Bad Daddy Curse must have cancelled each other out. Two negatives multiplied becomes positive type of thing.

28 points for my pitching staff and Pujols got a home run!
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 05/18/03 03:53 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by Don Sicilia:
Beautiful game! The Curse of the Pork and the Bad Daddy Curse must have cancelled each other out. Two negatives multiplied becomes positive type of thing.

28 points for my pitching staff and Pujols got a home run!
Of course Pujols hit a homer - the day after I trade him! :rolleyes:

Yes, Bad Daddy - we must've somehow cancelled each other out - 28 pts!! woohoo! We're both hovering around 55 for the day. Nice. I'll post the early returns next...

PL - What happened, you couldn't beat the Mets?
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 05/18/03 03:55 AM

Preliminary totals for Sat games...

PL 1967 Giants (5) 37 2004
LD 1911 Mariners (20) 34 1945
UU 1806 Dodgers (34) 42 1848
JG 1788 Cubs (28) 55 1843
DB 1741 Cubs (28) 49 1790
HH 1720 Yanks (19) 31 1751
OA 1624 Giants (5) 42 1666
SC 1609 Tigers (-4) 23 1632
BD 1513 Cubs (28) 55 1568

(I've been up 20 hrs on less than 4 hrs sleep, so please excuse any errors...)
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 05/18/03 05:08 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by Big Daddy Don:
today the return of the Curse of Pork - I just wish I could I continue to play by myself - whoo that doesn't sound very good :p
BDD - We both tied for best scores of the day, so I officially call the curses over. At least until you screw me up next time

But please, feel free to continue to play with... err, by... yourself
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 05/18/03 05:16 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by J Geoff:

PL - What happened, you couldn't beat the Mets?
1B Jason Phillips
2B Mark Scutaro
SS Joe McEwing
3B Ty Wigginton
LF Cliff Floyd
CF Tyoshi Shinjo
RF Raul Gonzalez
C Vance Wilson

No, my 5-1, 2.37 ERA pitcher for the Giants could not beat a team with the above starting lineup. A lineup with one bona-fide major league hitter (Floyd). What do they say about the Mets? Amazing?
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 05/18/03 06:09 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by plawrence:
...the above starting lineup. A lineup with one bona-fide major league hitter (Floyd).
Egads, I've only heard of 4 of those guys, and would have none of them on my own team (unless, of course, it was beer-on-base Wiffle ball in the back yard )

Like what I said the other day - games may look like a sure-thing on paper, but anything can happen. (Maybe that's why SC picked the Tigers? ) Every sports fan knows that, of course, though it seems most apparent in baseball. Luck is a major factor. Just wish I had more of it (the good kind)
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 05/18/03 09:53 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by plawrence:

Prediction: You and I will be really roughing it up tomorrow.
Prediction wrong. You really are unpredicatable. Twisted logic indeed. I figured for sure you'd take Loaiza, and it would be one on one, you against me, Loaiza vs. Lohse
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 05/18/03 04:11 PM

Roughing it up one on one, toe to toe would have been good. Truth be told, I had Loaiza picked, but I remember last week how he got me 35 points and figured to pick him today would be some kind of jinx.

However I made my Atlanta pick early in the day and damned the weekends when I am not at home and around 11 pm last night, had a thought and wanted to change - but alas didnt make it home before the deadline.

Now I do hope the WSox have a great day...even if that benefits SC.....
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 05/18/03 04:57 PM

Sunday unofficial finals

PL 2004 Twins (21) 44 2048
LD 1945 Braves (22) 46 1991
UU 1848 Dodgers (26) 37 1885
JG 1843 Yanks (12) 36 1879
DB 1790 Rockies (32) 70 1860
HH 1751 Yanks (12) 38 1789
OA 1666 Braves (22) 54 1720
SC 1632 ChiSox (9) 36 1668
BD 1568 Yanks (12) 35 1603

Considering that the current #1 player of this game, overall, scored only 26 pts today (he had the D-Backs for 8 pts), I think we all did pretty well
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 05/19/03 02:58 AM

^ Final results posted
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 05/19/03 04:45 AM

PL - do you realize you and I were tied at 44 going into the Houston game tonight? It came down to a Berkman/Bagwell showdown that was not spectacular in the least.

I'm nipping your heels Bud, every day. If only I could bridge this consistent 50-something point gap.

Tomorrow is a new week.

I know Douche Bigalow admittedly hates Mondays. I know....he loves 70 point Sundays!! Good job, DB! Way to pick the PS today!
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 05/19/03 10:50 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by La Dolce Vita:
PL - do you realize you and I were tied at 44 going into the Houston game tonight? It came down to a Berkman/Bagwell showdown that was not spectacular in the least.
Of course I realized that. Don't you think I'm paying attention?

Quote:
I'm nipping your heels Bud, every day.
Nip this :p
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 05/19/03 02:34 PM

Right back atcha PL...

Wow, looking at the lineups today, Diamondbacks are cheap! Four people took them. You know I am hoping Jose Cruz and the gang takes them down now!

SC - wake up Pal. Root on the Blue Jays with me.

BDD - you broke 300+ for the week and tied for 4th! Impressive. Of course I placed 2nd. That seems to be my middle name lately....
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 05/19/03 02:53 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by La Dolce Vita:

I know Douche Bigalow admittedly hates Mondays. I know....he loves 70 point Sundays!! Good job, DB! Way to pick the PS today!
Thanks La Dolce 2nd Vita!

A good week was sorely needed! I have all but one position (DH- had to keep Carl Everett) playing today so maybe this Monday won't be so bad.

Hopefully, I can move up in the standings this week. Watch out Pork! :p
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 05/19/03 03:29 PM

Monday Monday... So Bad to Me... (everybody sing! )

PL 2048 D-Backs
LD 1991 Toronto (7 players)
UU 1885 (No PS) (3 players)
JG 1879 D-Backs (7 players)
DB 1860 D-Backs (8 players)
HH 1789 Yanks (vs OA) (6 players)
OA 1720 BoSox (vs HH)
SC 1668 Toronto (6 players)
BD 1603 D-Backs (4 players)
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 05/19/03 03:33 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Don Sicilia:
Hopefully, I can move up in the standings this week. Watch out Pork! :p
You'll have to pass UU first :p
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 05/19/03 04:22 PM

Of course PL has a full roster. That was predictable....
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 05/19/03 04:32 PM

I bet Buff is praying for a Bad Daddy Pork Douche curse, to bring down PL :p

I guess UU hasn't been actively playing... maybe that's how I'll finally pass him. Hey, whatever it takes (Unless, of course, his 0 PS still beats me )
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 05/19/03 04:54 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by La Dolce Vita:
Of course PL has a full roster. That was predictable....
I do? I didn't realize that.
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 05/19/03 07:24 PM

Ok, smartass(es):

You guys are going down. I mean how PERFECT is this? JG, DB, PL, BDD - EVERY ONE of my nemesis (nemesis's, nemesises, nemesie??) are going down collectively! C'mon, it has to be in the karma. Not all of you can be lucky as a group. C'mon, only me and SC went out on a limb and damn, he is asleep most of the time. No help there.

This has GOT to be a good day for Buff and a bad day for Black Car DoucheBag Bad Daddy Pork Chops!
Posted By: SC

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 05/19/03 07:35 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by La Dolce Vita:
C'mon, only me and SC went out on a limb and damn, he is asleep most of the time. No help there.
Damn.....I don't bitch about youse guys sleepin' when I'm workin!!

Anyway, Cory Lidle winning tonight is a no-brainer. He's 2-0 with an ERA of 1.67 in career starts against the ChiSox; He'll only improve on that tonight!
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 05/19/03 07:53 PM

Who sleeps around here?

I have the bloodshot orbs to prove it!!

My apologies, SC. I think JG started it though when he talked last week about the injured person on your roster.

Ok now, the sleeping giant awakes! I dont mind if SC moves up a bit if it cuts some of you other guys down......
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 05/20/03 04:35 AM

Unofficial Monday results...

PL 2048 D-Backs (22) 56 2104
LD 1991 Toronto (19) 39 2030
JG 1879 D-Backs (22) 52 1931
DB 1860 D-Backs (22) 53 1913
UU 1885 (No PS) (00) 08 1893
HH 1789 Yanks (18) 35 1824
OA 1720 BoSox (-4) 30 1750
SC 1668 Toronto (19) 33 1701
BD 1603 D-Backs (22) 36 1639
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 05/20/03 04:22 PM

Tuesday

PL 2104 Pedro
LD 2030 Cubs
JG 1931 Dodgers
DB 1913 Pedro
UU 1893 Dodgers
HH 1821 Yanks
OA 1750 Pedro
SC 1701 Pedro
BD 1639 Cubs

Let's go, Yan-kees! (And Dodgers )
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 05/20/03 04:33 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by J Geoff:
Let's go, Yan-kees!
I have to agree with this one, or I am never gonna bridge this gap to first place!

However, I am very concerned since I have been inflicted with the Bad Daddy Jinx today.

Funny because until about midnight last night I was feeling the Curse of Pork but impulsively made a last minute roster change for a plethora of reasons.

We'll see later which is the worst affliction. At least BDD is not alone with his wood today.
Posted By: SC

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 05/20/03 04:38 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by J Geoff:
Let's go, Yan-kees!
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 05/20/03 04:57 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by SC:
What, you just noticed you're in 8th place? :p
Posted By: SC

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 05/20/03 05:07 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by J Geoff:
What, you just noticed you're in 8th place?
Yadda, yadda, yadda....

To paraphrase one of your Yankees, "It ain't over 'til its over".
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 05/20/03 09:04 PM

Hey, Buff - Time to move into 1st!!

BOSTON (Ticker) -- The New York Yankees seek their sixth consecutive victory at Fenway Park tonight, and they won't face Pedro Martinez.

Martinez was scratched from his scheduled start tonight with a pulled muscle in his back. Martinez stretched at 2:30 p.m. ET today and did not feel right. He will have an MRI on Wednesday, and it's unknown when he'll make his next start.

Bruce Chen will start for the Red Sox instead of Martinez, and will face Jeff Weaver.

New York has not lost in Boston since May 24, 2002 when the Red Sox posted a 9-8 victory. The Yankees posted victories of 3-2 and 14-5 in the final two games of that series and finished the season series in Boston with a pair of shutouts.
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 05/20/03 09:12 PM

Way to be a bearer of good news Pork.

Man, I can only laugh at that. In any case, the Red Sox are due for a win, right?
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 05/20/03 09:38 PM

Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 05/20/03 11:19 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by J Geoff:
Hey, Buff - Time to move into 1st!!
So much for that idea... Cubs/Pitts game got rained out
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 05/21/03 12:03 AM

The breaks have a way of evening out. No Pedro, No Cubs (whew!) :p
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 05/21/03 12:05 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by J Geoff:
quote:
Originally posted by J Geoff:
Hey, Buff - Time to move into 1st!!
So much for that idea... Cubs/Pitts game got rained out

Hey JG, did you catch the news the Dodgers are on strike and refuse to play against Colorado because they play their home games in a stadium named after an alcoholic beverage. Wishful thinking...
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 05/21/03 01:36 AM

PL - What the heck happened to Marcus Giles tonight - why did he only have one at-bat?? (Update: Apparently he fouled a ball off his foot and was in pain - dammit!)

Man, this NYY/Bos game is out of control... I knew it would be with those two starters...
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 05/21/03 02:10 AM

Tuesday - Early Returns

PL 2104 Not Pedro (10) 42 2146
LD 2030 Cubs (0) 32 2062
JG 1931 Dodgers (35) 65 1996
UU 1893 Dodgers (35) 61 1954
DB 1913 Not Pedro (10) 40 1953
HH 1821 Yanks (-22 ) 2 1823
OA 1750 Not Pedro (10) 29 1779
SC 1701 Not Pedro (10) 40 1741
BD 1639 Cubs (0) 31 1670
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 05/21/03 02:55 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by J Geoff:


PL 2104 Pedro (10)
No Pedro, -7 after 5. Happiest 10 pts I got all season.
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 05/21/03 03:04 AM

Not Pedro - you're right!

Yeah, 10 is better than 0, right? Poor Buffy... no wonder she's not online tonight...

So....... are you trading Giles or do you think he'll play tomorrow?
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 05/21/03 03:09 AM

Got a lot of cap room tomorrow, so he was gonna be history anyway.

Hey, HOW 'BOUT THOSE NETS? (oops, wrong thread)
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 05/21/03 03:12 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by plawrence:
[b]HOW 'BOUT THOSE NETS? (oops, wrong thread) [/b]
Awesome, man. Believe it or not, I'm at 94%ile in NBA Virtual GM (another ESPN game)... I haven't gone to the b-ball thread cuz I don't really know much about the game, but I do like Kidd and the boys... But here's not the place for it
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 05/21/03 05:18 AM

Anyone got some ice for my ass? It IS possible to kick yourself!

Dodgers were on my roster till 11:30 last night when I had a feeling in my gut - that in hindsight must've been bad wine - and I changed to the Cubbies.

So, to recap what I have learned:

1) Never, never go against your initial instincts.

and 2) There is no Curse of Pork Chop. Big Daddy, I hate to break it to you like this but - IT IS YOU!! Bad Daddy Curse bad indeed! Should have left the man alone with his wood!

I'm surprised I got double digit points. Rainout pitching staff AND two offensive players.
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 05/21/03 10:56 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by La Dolce Vita:
Anyone got some ice for my ass?
Who gets to apply it?

The part of your anatomy where said ass is located, namely your back? I'd watch it if I were you. Don't worry about catching me, that ain't gonna happen. Worry about hanging on to second. :p
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 05/21/03 02:02 PM

Wednesday

PL 2146 Indians
LD 2062 Oakland
JG 1996 Oakland <- Curse of Buff?
UU 1954 Dodgers
DB 1953 Woody
HH 1823 Yankers
OA 1779 Pirates
SC 1742 BoSox
BD 1670 Cubbies
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 05/21/03 02:09 PM

It's funny- Woody's status in our game has taken on legendary proportions. There's no need to mention his team name- just plain Woody is necessary.

Let the Woody jokes begin.

Let me start- a classic used by BDD- I'm all alone with my Woody today.
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 05/21/03 02:18 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Don Sicilia:
Let the Woody jokes begin.

Let me start- a classic used by BDD- I'm all alone with my Woody today.
Don't forget the balls you must have Douche-Man, taking on the Berkman/Biggio/Bagwell trio. I'd wish you luck, but you know.....watching my back and all :rolleyes: I have been a bit distracted.

My focus is all in front of me now. It's only Wednesday, there is still plenty of time to not only catch up but to overtake.

Curse of Pork or Great Minds think alike? We shall see........
Posted By: Big Daddy Don

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 05/21/03 02:49 PM

So I see that I was alone in my choice of the Cubs. My thinking and hope is that they will go with Wood again, rather than making him wait another rotation. So as in last week - today I have Wood and I am all alone - so I am hoping for yet another good and productive day - hoping for some high heat - hoping that my Wood will go deep today - and at the end an explosion - of runs from the Cubs.

Sorry for the early morning smack talk - but as mentioned before, on days that I have Wood, I get abit cocky.
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 05/21/03 02:52 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by La Dolce Vita:
Curse of Pork or Great Minds think alike? We shall see........
Hey! You just said "There is no Curse of Pork Chop" yesterday! :p At the rate you're going, it may just be the Curse of Buffy now... :p
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 05/21/03 03:13 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Big Daddy Don:
today I have Wood and I am all alone - so I am hoping for yet another good and productive day - hoping for some high heat - hoping that my Wood will go deep today - and at the end an explosion

Sorry for the early morning smack talk - but as mentioned before, on days that I have Wood, I get abit cocky.
Damn! Is it hot in here or just you? Cold showers for everyone! :p

I'm not sure about your Wood going deep....how does that work anyway? I would think that Wood would pitch on Sept. 19th for the scheduled DH. I thought they just went ahead with the regular lineup for today which means all you get is a Matt to lay on.

Is that how it works? Anybody?
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 05/21/03 03:15 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by J Geoff:
At the rate you're going....
What are you implying there, Pork Rind? You haven't been in front of me in any kind of recent memory.

I'm pacing myself
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 05/21/03 03:21 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by La Dolce Vita:
I would think that Wood would pitch on Sept. 19th for the scheduled DH.
HUH?? This is still real-life baseball we're talking about - how can they schedule a pitcher months in advance? I think you're brain's gone soft with all that comedy you're playing with your fantasy team...

Wood and Woody are scheduled to pitch today
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 05/21/03 03:22 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by La Dolce Vita:
You haven't been in front of me in any kind of recent memory.
That's cuz I like the view from behind
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 05/21/03 03:31 PM

Maybe you should be the one to apply the ice. You're the closest. You wouldn't mind, would you?
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 05/21/03 03:32 PM

Gosh Pork...I hear ya loud and clear!

Like I can be bothered with details. Rules. All that other junk. Let the boys have their wood. Maybe it will (hopefully) at least keep their typing hand busy. Can you tell I am bitter about my huge faux pas yesterday?

And though I totally appreciate your kindness in posting scores daily that saves me precious time and calculator frenzy, I am still gonna leave you in the dust.
Posted By: Big Daddy Don

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 05/21/03 03:48 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by J Geoff:
[QBWood and Woody are scheduled to pitch today [/QB]
BooYah Wood is set to play - I have no idea what LDV is talking about. I just think she doesn't want me alone with Wood again after what happened last week. In any event,I knew it - Wood never lets me down. :rolleyes:
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 05/21/03 06:31 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by J Geoff:
Hey! You just said "There is no Curse of Pork Chop" yesterday! :p At the rate you're going, it may just be the Curse of Buffy now...
I love early games. We shall know the holder of the curse before I even leave to go home for the day.
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 05/21/03 06:42 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by La Dolce Vita:
I love early games. We shall know the holder of the curse before I even leave to go home for the day.
Me, too - less agonizing than waiting 'til Midnight!
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 05/21/03 06:44 PM

Copying to new page...

Wednesday

PL 2146 Indians (35) 59+ tbd
LD 2062 Oakland (5) 9+ tbd
JG 1996 Oakland (5) 36 2032
UU 1954 Dodgers ( ) 31++ tbd
DB 1953 Big Woody (23) 47+ tbd
HH 1823 Yankers (22) 44+ tbd
OA 1779 Pirates (23) 60 1839
SC 1742 BoSox (15) 32+ tbd
BD 1670 Limp Wood (3) 24+ tbd

Moving down the thread...
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 05/21/03 06:52 PM

So if Oakland does poorly, whose curse will it be? :p
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 05/21/03 06:57 PM

Pork, of course. And he knows it.

But not today. Today I must improve over my game yesterday. Without the benefit of wood of any kind . If JG wants to ride my hemline bit , so be it (just this once, dont make it a habit).
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 05/21/03 07:13 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by La Dolce Vita:
Pork, of course. And he knows it.

But not today. Today I must improve over my game yesterday. Without the benefit of wood of any kind . If JG wants to ride my hemline bit , so be it (just this once, dont make it a habit).
Wood is good. Woody, that is! Woody is like American Express- you should never leave home without it- and definitely when you are trying to catch plaw.
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 05/21/03 07:15 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by La Dolce Vita:
Pork, of course. And he knows it.

But not today. Today I must improve over my game yesterday. Without the benefit of wood of any kind . If JG wants to ride my hemline bit , so be it (just this once, dont make it a habit).
My curse has been lifted - you said so yourself. You just jinxed it for both of us, though, :rolleyes: so when we fail miserably, it'll surely be the (In The) Buff Curse!
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 05/21/03 07:17 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Don Sicilia:
Woody is like American Express- you should never leave home without it- and definitely when you are trying to catch plaw.
You're trying to catch PL with your Woody??
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 05/21/03 07:22 PM

Oi, I forgot the Milw/SD game started early. Glad I still have Sexson today. Good for you, OA, having Geoff Jenkins -- damn 3 HR's today! (And you also have Sexson's HR) Watch out, HH!
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 05/21/03 07:31 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by J Geoff:
[quote]Originally posted by Don Sicilia:
[b]Woody is like American Express- you should never leave home without it- and definitely when you are trying to catch plaw.
You're trying to catch PL with your Woody?? [/b][/quote]I am today! But don't worry Pork, I'm trying to catch you, UU, and of course LDV also with my Woody. Maybe I'll catch you all at the same time.
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 05/21/03 07:36 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Don Sicilia:
Maybe I'll catch you all at the same time.
You'd need a pretty damn big Woody for that!

Hmm, wish I had picked Milwaukee PS today... a one-hitter going into the 9th...
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 05/21/03 07:45 PM

6'0", about 200 pounds. I would say that's pretty damn big! It must be a record!
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 05/21/03 08:06 PM

Men - always bragging 'bout the size of their wood. :rolleyes:

JG - 33 points for the Brewers...do you have one of those slapping my forehead silly emoticons? (Cant kick myself anymore after yesterday)

Our game is underway Pork-man.
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 05/21/03 08:14 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by La Dolce Vita:
33 points for the Brewers...
And 29 pts for OA, from 2 batters... *clapping*

Yup, game's underway... sure would like to see some K's though...
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 05/21/03 08:24 PM

I got 3 for VanderWal (yay! yay!)
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 05/21/03 08:36 PM

Damn Torri Hunter to the pits of Hell!! I gotta stop watching this...
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 05/21/03 09:28 PM

Boston: Raining
New York: Raining
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 05/21/03 10:19 PM

Know what Pork? Do NOT even talk to me for at LEAST a day.

I feel ill.
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 05/21/03 10:53 PM

:p


Dammit. Just came home, to see this Buffy-cursed loss... dagnabit! Zito did fine - it's the damn freakin' bull(shit)pen... Ahh well... it's a number higher than zero
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 05/21/03 11:45 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Don Sicilia:
So if Oakland does poorly, whose curse will it be? :p
So let me ask my question again... :p
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 05/21/03 11:47 PM

And I'll answer it again :p -- Buffy, the Points Slayer If you notice, every time she says she's gonna kick ass, she falls apart (and brings me with her!). I knew it'd be a bad outting once she said "not tonight..."
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 05/22/03 12:42 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by J Geoff:
I knew it'd be a bad outting once she said "not tonight..."
Funny, I dont recall the words "not tonight" even being in my vocabulary.

Don't talk to me O Pork Cursed One.
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 05/22/03 12:51 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by La Dolce Vita:
Don't talk to me O Pork Cursed One.
Jeez! Bitter enough? :rolleyes: :p Read my last post, Points Slayer :p
Posted By: Big Daddy Don

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 05/22/03 12:54 AM

DAMN My Wood didn't get me very far or very deep tonight. It happens to everyone once in a while doesn't it.

On a completely other topic American Idol really sucks tonight. So here I sit with no Wood and a crappy AI
Posted By: OleificioAndreassi

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 05/22/03 02:38 AM

19 points from Geoff Jenkins tonight

With a GREAT name lke jeff witta "G" how can u possibly go wrong...

...also 23 from my bucs, suprised the hell outta me- hey and we won too

Would have been nice though to get some support for my 2 superstars: Geoff Jenkins & the pirate pitching staff
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 05/22/03 04:09 AM

Wednesday - Unofficial Final

PL 2146 Indians (35) 59 2205
LD 2062 Oakland (5) 10 2072
JG 1996 Oakland (5) 36 2032
UU 1954 Dodgers (28) 47 2001
DB 1953 Big Woody (23) 48 2001
HH 1823 Yankers (22) 45 1868
OA 1779 Pirates (23) 60 1839
SC 1742 BoSox (15) 32 1774
BD 1670 Limp Wood (3) 25 1695
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 05/22/03 04:47 AM

Bagwell 5 AB's = 0
Patterson 4 AB's = 0
Nady 4 AB's = 0

Varitek no AB's = big Nada!!


I finally did break double digits - a big fat 10!

This is my all time low in the Gangster BBC fantasy league!

Aw, enough whining. It was an off day. And that's all I gotta say about that.....
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 05/22/03 04:55 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by La Dolce Vita:
[QUOTE]Don't forget the balls you must have Douche-Man, taking on the Berkman/Biggio/Bagwell trio.
Dude! Forgive me for ever doubting your huevos. You had the good wood today.
Posted By: Big Daddy Don

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 05/22/03 04:55 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by La Dolce Vita:
This is my all time low in the Gangster BBC fantasy league!
A) Don't sell yourself short - I am sure you have been lower :p
B) Get used to it

Ok I am kidding, we know the reason for your poor showing - The Curse of Pork Do you believe me now? I have not seen your Oakland game but knowing how the Curse works, my bet is you had some points until either the 8th or 9th inning and then you went backwards - that is the Curse. Avoid it at all costs.
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 05/22/03 05:12 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by Big Daddy Don:
we know the reason for your poor showing - The [b]Curse of Pork[/b]
*sigh* We've already proven it's not me, it's you :p 3 pts of Limp Wood... who cursed you there? :p
Posted By: Big Daddy Don

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 05/22/03 05:19 AM

But at least with me it only affects me - your curse seems to magnify when others join.

Hey I am taking Seattle tomorrow - if you have not picked yet, please pick anyone but - please. :p
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 05/22/03 05:28 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by Big Daddy Don:
But at least with me it only affects me - your curse seems to magnify when others join.

Hey I am taking Seattle tomorrow - if you have not picked yet, please pick anyone but - please. :p
Well, I guess we'll see (again) tomorrow, huh? :p (No, I didn't pick Seattle - thank God!!! (Tho Seattle was a decent pick until now ) :p )
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 05/22/03 10:46 AM

Have no fear. No curses will be in effect today, as I have selected the Seattle PS.

We are now past the halfway mark of the first season. Anyone thinking of conceding to me now may do so in a PM if they prefer, so as not to be embarrassed publicly. In case you hadn't noticed, I'm pulling away.
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 05/22/03 01:28 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by La Dolce Vita:
[quote]Originally posted by La Dolce Vita:
[b] [QUOTE]Don't forget the balls you must have Douche-Man, taking on the Berkman/Biggio/Bagwell trio.
Dude! Forgive me for ever doubting your huevos. You had the good wood today. [/b][/quote](Walking around like Pedro Cerrano in Major League II like a monkey after hitting a slump-breaking homerun)
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 05/22/03 01:30 PM

Lucky for me that two of the four runs scored against Woody and the Cards were unearned!
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 05/22/03 01:51 PM

Pitching staffs for today:

PL Mariners (watch out for Bad Daddy curse)
LD Mariners (if you're going to catch plaw, it must be with hitting)
JG Dodgers (Dodgers on a roll)
UU Dodgers (sharing a brain with Pork)
DB Yanks (surprisingly enough, first time I've used them this season)
HH Yanks (doesn't seem to be playing w/ a number of open positions)
OA Mariners (see Plaw)
SC Twinkies (@ Oakland)
BD Mariners (at least you don't have Pork with you!)
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 05/22/03 02:22 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Don Sicilia:
Pitching staffs for today:

Mariners (watch out for Bad Daddy curse)
Hey,BDD - what have I EVER done to you?

It was slim pickings in PS today. I was completely disgusted last night. Being a Dodgers fan in real life (read: not fantasy life) I hope I am not kicking myself again tonight. May have to turn the other cheek to do so. :p

But then if I had taken Dreifort, I would have ye dreaded Curse of Pork.

I know what you're thinking, but it ain't me.....
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 05/22/03 02:59 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by plawrence:
Have no fear. No curses will be in effect today, as I have selected the Seattle PS.

We are now past the halfway mark of the first season. Anyone thinking of conceding to me now may do so in a PM if they prefer, so as not to be embarrassed publicly. In case you hadn't noticed, I'm pulling away.
Well, whenever I say anything like that, I'm doomed. So let's see... :p But Sorry, PL, I like to wait til all the votes are counted... this isn't politics...

I just took a look at the weekly rankings for Weeks 2-8, to see if there where any trends...

PL - 1 - 9 - 5 - 1 - 3 - 1
LD - 1 - 3 - 2 - 3 - 4 - 2
JG - 9 - 4 - 1 - 5 - 6 - 6
UU - 5 - 5 - 6 - 8 - 2 - 7
DB - 8 - 1 - 3 - 7 - 9 - 3
HH - 3 - 6 - 7 - 9 - 5 - 8
OA - 6 - 2 - 8 - 2 - 1 - 4
SC - 4 - 7 - 9 - 6 - 8 - 9
BD - 7 - 8 - 4 - 4 - 7 - 5

PL has 3 weekly wins (one was tied with LDV), but LDV has been most consistent (always top 4 - everyone else has been in bottom 2 at one point).

Other than those observations, I won't interpret these further. Except to say after my #1 week, I've sucked

Keep in mind some people haven't been actively playing throughout, like SC and I think HH.
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 05/22/03 03:19 PM

My analysis- either I suck or I'm in the top 3. Very inconsistent.
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 05/22/03 03:22 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by J Geoff:
but LDV has been most consistent (always top 4 - everyone else has been in bottom 2 at one point).
Oh JG, I HOPE you did not just jinx me with that statement!!! You know the week I am having here. And everyone knows your jinx power O Cursed One.

Well, both the Mariners game and Dodgers game are early today. We'll see what kind of mood I can go home in today.
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 05/22/03 03:44 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by La Dolce Vita:
And everyone knows your jinx power O Cursed One.
If I can only figure out how to jinx others w/o jinxing myself, I'd be in good shape :p :rolleyes:
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 05/22/03 07:40 PM

Whew. At least those 2 runs weren't earned I gotta go out, too; hopefully when I check back later, the Curse of Pork isn't affecting ME! (or would that be the UU Curse? )

Go Mariners

PS Wow, 4 strike-outs in one inning is pretty rare. Check this out:

COLORADO 2ND
-Top of the 2nd inning
-B Estalella struck out swinging. K
-B Butler struck out swinging. K
-A Cook struck out swinging, A Cook safe at first on wild pitch by D Dreifort. K
-J Payton safe at first on error by second baseman A Cora, A Cook to third.
-G Norton struck out swinging. K

(That makes 7 K's in 2 innings! Don't worry, with my Curse of Pork, that'll be it...)
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 05/22/03 07:53 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by J Geoff:
Go Mariners
Jerk.

Whoops....my bad! Only 2 letters different than Pork

Sharing a brain with PL and BDD - both my nemesis - my head hurts.

Well, with Pork ascending on my ass....GO MARINERS! (no orange)
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 05/22/03 08:10 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by J Geoff:
Wow, 4 strike-outs in one inning is pretty rare.
You know, it's funny. A little while ago I checked out LA's pitching line in your boxscore, and saw 6 K's in 1.2, and assumed it was a mistake.

Go M's.
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 05/22/03 10:11 PM

Pork Chop:

39 points??? For a win 4-3?? Yeah, that whole EARNED run thing. :rolleyes:

I feel ill.

If you pass me, I will kick your ass on your way by. You are above 50 now as we speak!
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 05/22/03 11:42 PM

Thursday

PL 2205 Mariners (29)
LD 2072 Mariners (29)
JG 2032 Dodgers (39)
UU 2001 Dodgers (39)
DB 2001 Yanks ( )
HH 1868 Yanks ( )
OA 1839 Mariners (29)
SC 1774 Twinks (11)
BD 1695 Mariners (29)

UU is a good luck charm I guess Mariners did great, even with BDD taking them. Go figure! Just too bad my offensive is relatively weak tonight...
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 05/23/03 10:07 AM

What? No morning update? You're gaining ground, JG, so you can't be losing interest...

Of course the M's did great. I told 'ya; I pick 'em, no curse.
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 05/23/03 02:53 PM

Just when I think I'm gaining ground, they pull me back in!

Oh that's why I don't pick the Yankees.

In any case, to give JG the morning off, here ya go:

Team- Total Points-Points Yesterday(PS Points Yesterday)-Today's PS
PL 2254 49(29) Angels
LD 2122 50(29) Phils
JG 2096 64(39) Cubbies
UU 2045 44(39) Dodgers
DB 2028 27(1) Cubbies
HH 1888 20(1) Yanks
OA 1879 40(29) Phils
SC 1805 31(11) Braves
BD 1744 49(29)Cubbies

It's the Pork-Douche-Bad Daddy Triangle again.
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 05/23/03 03:05 PM

Hmmm, Buffy is not part of that sandwich anymore I did hear some lawyer was trying to ban the Oreo..... :rolleyes:

Wow, the top 4 all have different PS's today. Judging from the point spreads going into today, this could potentially move some stuff around.

I made my pick for today BEFORE I saw the Expos rack up 8 runs last night. Damn, I hope those guys are all worn out for today!
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 05/23/03 03:09 PM

No Buff. The Oreo is still alive and well. The Triangle was born since this is the second time in a week that the three of us picked the same pitching staff. I only notice because I get a double dose of the curse (although last time, they cancelled each other out)!
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 05/23/03 03:15 PM

You guys keep your triangle. Within it lies the Bad Daddy Curse. :p

I am trying to overtake 1st. This cheese stands alone.
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 05/23/03 04:14 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by La Dolce Vita:
I am trying to overtake 1st.
You don't wanna listen. I keep telling you--never mind first. Watch your back
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 05/23/03 04:30 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by La Dolce Vita:

I am trying to overtake 1st. This cheese stands alone.
( Struggling to avoid juvenile joke!) :p
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 05/23/03 04:40 PM

Hey guys, whadda ya think of my new "rank"

When the season ends, I'll just have to change "leader" to "winner"
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 05/23/03 04:46 PM

Ever think of "Blow-hard"?

Can we ever hope that you go on vacation for a week and dont have access to a computer?

One thing that only a few lucky people know about me....I NEVER give up. You are not so far ahead that I dont have you in my line of sight.

Like I said, I am pacing myself.

Then I will pounce.
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 05/23/03 04:48 PM

That's hilarious plaw! Trash talking by rank.

Better be careful, Buff might change hers soon to "P-Law Breaker" (that is if Pork, UU, or I don't displace her sometime soon).

Just noticed... all the games tonight are night games, so no day games to make fun of or be in awe of because we didn't pick the pitching staff.
Posted By: Big Daddy Don

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 05/23/03 04:56 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by plawrence:
Hey guys, whadda ya think of my new "rank"
Ugggh - I can't believe what you have just done to me - You have now forced me to root for LDV and or even Porky Pup to overtake you now - just so we can watch you change your rank

If you keep falling behind like you did earlier in the year are you gonna keep changing it each time? JGeoff - I think if this happens as Admin you need to step in a assign him the approriate rank based on standing. Although I have to give you 'props' for excellent trash talking though.
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 05/23/03 05:00 PM

[QUOTE]Originally posted by La Dolce Vita:
Ever think of "Blow-hard"? [QUOTE]



[QUOTE]Can we ever hope that you go on vacation for a week and dont have access to a computer? [QUOTE]

I wasn't gonna tell you guys this--don't wanna give you any false hope or anything--but I will be going out of the country from July 4-11. But that will be week 14, so I expect to have things locked up by then. If not, I'll call the hotel and make sure that I can use their computer for the two hours ( ) I need every night to pick my team. If not, I intend to buy a laptop.
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 05/23/03 10:41 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Don Sicilia:

Better be careful, Buff might change hers soon to "P-Law Breaker"
I like that. If I beat him, you know I will gloat in shiny neon!!

As long as it is not "I fought Plaw and PLaw won".....

PL - I too, will be out of the online fantasy realm for like 4 days in July. Need to go laptop shopping (though it doesn't take ME 2 hours to pick a team )

Ironically I will be at a Dodgers/Rockies game. Talk about your ultimate jinx huh? Don't pick any of those teams THAT day!!
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 05/24/03 12:33 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by Don Sicilia:
It's the Pork-Douche-Bad Daddy Triangle again.
...and it's not looking good
Posted By: Big Daddy Don

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 05/24/03 12:43 AM

You and your DAMN Curse of Pork

What is this -15 in the FIRST inning I was going to take the Yanks but I thought for sure you would take Moose - so I would opt for one that JGeoff would not pick and go with the Cubs - well that worked out well.

Why don't you just do us all a favor and post who you want each night - you will be all alone in your selections Or just PM me, I really don't care about the others. :p
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 05/24/03 12:54 AM

Hey, we're up to -12 after 2 innings!

:p
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 05/24/03 02:14 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by La Dolce Vita:
it doesn't take ME 2 hours to pick a team

So what does that tell you, besides the fact that I'm an idiot for spending so much time on this game (OK, I said 2 hours for effect, but actually I spend at least 30-45 mins every day)
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 05/24/03 02:14 AM

A fairly weak Friday for PS's all around, tho Buff kicked ass anyway. All the PS's I was considering gave up 4 or more runs today, so I guess it wasn't to be
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 05/24/03 02:18 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by J Geoff:
A fairly weak Friday for PS's all around
Um, excuuuuse me, but we haven't heard from the Angels yet

Posted By: Big Daddy Don

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 05/24/03 02:18 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by plawrence:
[QUOTE]but actually I spend at least 30-45 mins every day)
45 Minutes a day ? Wow - now I know why I am in last place. Of course I also have a life too ... :p
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 05/24/03 05:01 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by plawrence:
Um, excuuuuse me, but we haven't heard from the Angels yet
So, as I was saying...
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 05/24/03 06:24 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by Big Daddy Don:
45 Minutes a day ? Wow - now I know why I am in last place. Of course I also have a life too ... :p
This doesn't interefee with my life, it just cuts into my sleeping time (note time of this post}. The wee hours are when I do my best work.

Strong move by Buffy today.
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 05/24/03 06:55 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by plawrence:

Strong move by Buffy today.
Yes indeed. But still doesnt make up for my poor showing the past few days. Must have been highly distracted.

PL - be warned, only a few days away from forcing you to change your board "status"
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 05/24/03 07:41 AM

Since I am up (insomnia sets in..):

Pitching for Saturday: (White Sox are cheap!!)

PL 2302 White Sox (22)
LDV 2185 White Sox (22)
JG 2115 Diamondbacks ( )
UU 2075 Dodgers (34)
DB 2071 White Sox (22)
OA 1927 Mets (-19 )
HH 1907 Yankees (8)
SC 1840 Braves (18)
BDD 1791 White Sox (22)

[ SC - Braves were doing better until they hit the Bong --JG ]
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 05/25/03 01:49 AM

S-a-t-u-r-d-a-y Night!

PL 2302 White Sox (22) 65 2367
LDV 2185 White Sox (22) 44 2229
JG 2115 Diamondbacks (9) 30 2145
UU 2075 Dodgers (34) 63 2138
DB 2071 White Sox (22) 47 2118
OA 1927 Mets (-19) 26 1953
HH 1907 Yankees (8) 27 1934
SC 1840 Braves (18) 63 1903
BDD 1791 White Sox (22) 58 1849

UU - Congrats on Nomo's 2-hit shutout. Even though you haven't changed your PS in weeks :p (Needless to say, my two Milwaukee players were no-hit )

ChiSox - Not bad for a losing effort. How 'bout those Tigers with 33 pts. Hey, didn't they kick butt yesterday, too? :p

Freakin' D-Backs
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 05/25/03 03:13 AM

Wow OA- you got an awful lot of offense points to offset your pitching! Congrats on getting 25 points.
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 05/25/03 03:22 AM

Looks like I may be getting the 5-ER Schilling rather than the 5-hitter Schilling... damn... not a good day for that :rolleyes: 82 pitches after 4 innings = bullpen
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 05/25/03 09:22 AM

Buffy-- Javy Lopez NEVER catches Maddux. It's always the Brave's 2nd or 3rd stringer, this year Blanco.

JG-- Sorry to hear about your car, glad you weren't hurt.
Posted By: Double-J

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 05/25/03 12:44 PM

Sorry for the offtopic post...

plawrence please empty your PM box, it's full. I can't reply to your PM. :p
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 05/25/03 01:08 PM

Sunday

PL 2367 Pitts (2) 42 2409
LD 2230 Dodgers (31*) 53 2283
JG 2145 Dodgers (31*) 59 2204
UU 2138 Dodgers (31*) 58 2196
DB 2119 ChiSox (25) 55 2174
OA 1953 Dodgers (31*) 61 2014
HH 1934 Yankers (12) 40 1974
SC 1903 BoSox (3) 36 1939
BD 1849 Phillies (7) 37 1886

*BBC Box Score says 0 ER (34 pts), but there was 1 ER, so I'm subtracting 3 from the LA PS score
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 05/25/03 02:36 PM

I'll be laughin' when Milwaukee racks up big points against LA today.
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 05/25/03 02:57 PM

You do realize you have Tavarez pitching today, right? For the Pirates? :p That bullpen is gonna be busy. I'll also be doing a rain dance to push those afternoon showers up a couple hours, too. :p
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 05/25/03 03:04 PM

Uh, it was supposed to be Kip Wells



Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 05/25/03 03:21 PM

That's what I thought (Though you did have me wondering for a while your logic). Watch, somehow you'll still have a 30 pt PS day and LA will be -10 :rolleyes:
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 05/25/03 04:49 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Double-J:

plawrence please empty your PM box, it's full.
It's because of all his underground "connections", bribes, inside information and Leaderboard subscriptions coming in at such a fast pace....
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 05/25/03 05:00 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by J Geoff:
Watch, somehow you'll still have a 30 pt PS day and LA will be -10
Dammit Pork!!! Is your middle name "Jinx"? Do you realize when your lips move (or your hands type) and we can HEAR you, that is a BAD thing? I CAN'T believe you just said that on the one day that if you go down, I go down with you.

PL - in regards to Javy....you still trying to figure me out? Like I would pick up a player just for the day like you. I hate the Braves with a passion and making the most cardinal sin in putting one on my roster. I dont know how their pitcher/catchers work their rotation. But then I dont have all that inside info like you do

Go Cards!!
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 05/25/03 06:25 PM

There nothing "inside" about the Maddux-Javy Lopez thing. It's been going on for years. :p

If I were getting inside info from subscriptions, etc., it wouldn't be coming to my Gangster BB PM box. It would be by e-mail. But I'm not. All the info I've been using to do so spectacularly well is available to all, right on the game's website.

So there.
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 05/25/03 11:58 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by La Dolce Vita:
Dammit Pork!!! Is your middle name "Jinx"?
Buffy... I've told you more than once: Being optimistic is my jinx. You see, now, what happens when I'm pessimistic? We get 31* pts and PL gets 6 That's why I kept saying you were jinxing us whenever you'd say we were gonna kick butt, but we never did, see? Try it my way and we'll bury PL - bwahahahahaha! (Well, as long as BDD stays away )

*I don't think we really needed to give up that last run in the 9th, though. BCC didn't subtract for it, but it does appear to be an earned run...
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 05/26/03 12:51 AM

My karma today was focused on the Nets, so you guys got a break. Tomorrow is a new week.
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 05/26/03 12:56 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by plawrence:
you guys got a break.


:p
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 05/26/03 06:55 AM

Funny observation, PL:

Javy = 1
Henry = O

Me, overtaking PL this week = PRICELESS
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 05/26/03 07:13 AM

Monday, Monday...

PL 2409 Indians (-6) 31+
LD 2283 Cubs* (-5) -3+
JG 2204 Cubs (-5) 8+
UU 2196 No PS (0) 8+
DB 2174 Indians (-6) 28+
OA 2014 Cubs (-5) 21+
HH 1974 Yankers (-7) 9+
SC 1939 BoSox (15) 24+
BD 1886 Cubs (-5) 6+

*See below why it wasn't Wood's fault

No Woody's today?
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 05/26/03 05:22 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by La Dolce Vita:
Me, overtaking PL this week = PRICELESS
What, exactly, do you base that dream on? Certainly not the past four weeks...

Week 5--PL finishes first
Week 6--PL finishes third, 6 points out of first
Week 7--PL finishes first again
Week 8--PL finishes first, yet again

Four week total: PL outscores Buffy by a whopping 150 pts.

Face it, you're simply getting outplayed
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 05/26/03 05:32 PM

PL & DB - Did you think Sab was pitching today for Cleveland, or did you have faith in Westbrook? Or was it a total anti-Detroit pick, even though they've been fairly hot lately?

P.S. The start time of today's Boston-Yankees game, scheduled to start at 1:05 p.m. ET, will be delayed until at least 3:00 due to heavy rain. The game may be delayed until as late as approximately 7:00 p.m., if necessary, before being postponed. Game has started, just before 3pm
Posted By: joltinjoe05

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 05/26/03 05:55 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by J Geoff:


P.S. The start time of today's [b]Boston-Yankees
game, scheduled to start at 1:05 p.m. ET, will be delayed until at least 3:00 due to heavy rain. The game may be delayed until as late as approximately 7:00 p.m., if necessary, before being postponed. [/b]
Thanks, I was just going to ask you. Half my team is made up of Yankees and I got Tim Wakefield too.
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 05/26/03 05:59 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by joltinjoe05:
Half my team is made up of Yankees and I got Tim Wakefield too.
Egads, sorry to hear that :p Too bad you're not playing this game, to hold up the rear (You do realize all your offense will subtract from your PS, right?)
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 05/26/03 08:07 PM

Burned again by a pitching change. If you remember, I proudly had C.C. for 35 pts in his last start. Oh well, my offense will take care of things.
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 05/26/03 08:11 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by plawrence:
Burned again by a pitching change. If you remember, I proudly had C.C. for 35 pts in his last start. Oh well, my offense will take care of things.
I knew all day yesterday that Sab wasn't pitching today :p But yeah, your damned offense. Sigh. I have none, apparently :rolleyes:
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 05/26/03 08:30 PM

Why the **** was Wood taken out after the 7th inning??? He was doing GREAT (one run allowed on 2 walks, a hit, and a wild pitch). Now these relievers have loaded the bases in the 8th with NO outs!!! And the schmuck just walked in a run!!! WTF?!?!?!?!

Here's a reminder for me not to trust the Cubs bullshitpen...

Pittsburgh
-P Norton relieved K Wood.
-Top of the 8th inning
-J Fogg walked. <-- this is the pitcher!!
-K Lofton singled to right, J Fogg to third.
-J Cruz relieved P Norton.
-E Karros at first base.
-K Lofton stole second.
-J Reboulet hit by pitch.
-B Giles walked, J Fogg scored, K Lofton to third, J Reboulet to second.
-A Ramirez singled to right, K Lofton scored, J Reboulet to third, B Giles to second.
-K Young walked, J Reboulet scored, B Giles to third, A Ramirez to second.
-A Alfonseca relieved J Cruz.
-J Kendall walked, B Giles scored, A Ramirez to third, K Young to second.
-R Mackowiak grounded into fielder's choice to shortstop, A Ramirez out at home, K Young to third, J Kendall to second.
-A Nunez struck out swinging.
-R Simon hit for J Fogg.
-R Simon singled to left, K Young and J Kendall scored, R Mackowiak to second.
-K Lofton reached on infield single to shortstop, R Mackowiak to third, R Simon to second.
-J Reboulet singled to left center, R Mackowiak and R Simon scored, K Lofton to third.
-B Giles singled to center, K Lofton scored (again), J Reboulet to second.
-A Ramirez flied out to center.

9 runs... hahahahaha... fuck!!!
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 05/26/03 09:00 PM

I sympathize with you, JG. What has baseball become? Used to be a 4 man rotation, 40 starts a year, complete game unless you got into trouble and needed relief. Lots of guys would routinely pitch 250 innings plus.

Today, training and conditioning is million times better, but they put guys on 'pitch counts', and then go to their crappy bullpens and blow games.
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 05/26/03 09:09 PM

You're so right, PL (I know there's no crying in baseball, but there is today! )

It's not enough to go by the SP any more :rolleyes:
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 05/26/03 09:16 PM

Not sure if any of you had the pleasure of watching this Cubs nightmare on TV....oh man. The 8th inning was from hell! And Wood was solid, did they take him out after he caught that ball? HE WAS FINE!

I have NEVER gotten a negative total score so far in this game. Hope tonight is no different....
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 05/26/03 10:48 PM

Good thing the Cubbies had 14 K's. It could have been worse :p :p
Posted By: Capo de La Cosa Nostra

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 05/26/03 11:04 PM

Who is winning at the moment in the league then? Are they far ahead?

Mick
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 05/26/03 11:16 PM

See what it says under my avatar, Mick?

I lead by about 150 pts., about a 10 day lead, I figure.
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 05/27/03 04:50 AM

MIRACULOUSLY....I am still in 2nd place after many weeks. What the heck happened today? Congrats to SC - with the only PS to make positive points!

I have NEVER had a day like this! 3 (yes, that is THREE) OH-ffensive points!!

Since JG is nowhere to be found, let me do the honors since I already did the math on my own:

PL (-6) 32 2441
LDV (-5) -2 2281
JG (-5) 13 2217
UU (0) 8 2204
DB (-6) 28 2202
OA (-5) 24 2038
HH (-7) 12 1986
SC (15) 34 1973
BDD (-5) 6 1892

What a way to start the week!!!
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 05/27/03 05:31 AM

I'm so proud to be in 3rd place... 13 pts over someone who's not even playing... And DB right up my ass now!
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 05/27/03 02:07 PM

Now aren't you glad I didn't pick Woody or Wood or Mill-Wood!
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 05/27/03 02:57 PM

Tuesday:

PL 2441 Phillies
LDV 2281 Dodgers
JG 2217 Dodgers
UU 2204 Dodgers
DB 2202 Padres
OA 2038 White Sox
HH 1986 Yankees
SC 1973 Red Sox
BDD 1892 Giants
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 05/27/03 03:45 PM

Why do I have a feeling that my Padres pick will bite me in the butt?
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 05/27/03 03:46 PM

Since we're on the 25th page, here's the starters again:

Tuesday:

PL 2441 Phillies (12) 36 2477
LDV 2281 Dodgers (5) 26 2307
JG 2217 Dodgers (5 :rolleyes: ) 30 2247
UU 2204 Dodgers (5) 37 2241
DB 2202 Padres (11) 36 2238
OA 2038 White Sox (4) 27 2065
HH 1986 Yankees (22 ) 43 2029
SC 1973 Red Sox (-24 ) -6 1967
BDD 1892 Giants (31*) ~60 ~1952

*Data entry is wrong in game box score, this is my quick math guess

#3-5 is very close... as is #8-9 now!
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 05/28/03 09:37 AM

Did almost everyone stay away from the Mont-Fla doubleheader today because
a) They're not paying attention or
b) They were smart enough to look at the weather forecast first, and saw that that they expect rain all friggin' day again?

And on another note...
Buffy and JG (my closest pursuers): I could understand if you had the LA staff at way below market and were willing to bite the bullet, but how do you pay 7.9 for a PS at Coors?
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 05/28/03 01:21 PM

Well, Plaw, it looks like the doubleheader today can make us or break us. I also stacked (partially) my team with players from the doubleheader. The difference between us though is that I went all out Expos while it looks like you hedged your bet and picked up Florida offense against your Expos PS. You probably made the wise desicion but what the heck?! :p
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 05/28/03 02:23 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Don Sicilia:
...while it looks like you hedged your bet and picked up Florida offense against your Expos PS.
ME TOO!!!

I will be interested in SC's points today since I had Millwood picked until about midnight my time last night. Ballsy move going with the DH and 100% chance of HEAVY THUNDERSTORMS! But, no guts - no glory.

If it is indeed postponed again today, that just means zero pitching points (a few offense for me) and a double header scheduled ANOTHER time. The way my week has panned out so far already, not sure I would be too shocked.

It's gonna be hard to bridge the gap to PL -matching cajones with him (ie: thinking alike). But see, in the back of my mind I KNEW he was gonna do exactly what he did. He on the other hand he probably thought I'd go with Philly....
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 05/28/03 02:52 PM

Seeing PL's roster - playing with only 3 offensive players (1 - we share) not associated with the doubleheader - makes me not mind so much if a rainout occurs.
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 05/28/03 03:05 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by plawrence:
I could understand if you had the LA staff at way below market and were willing to bite the bullet, but how do you pay 7.9 for a PS at Coors?
Coors Shmoors - That's not such a major factor as it was before the humidor... How many homers were hit last night there? :p

Scores/PS's coming up...
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 05/28/03 03:05 PM

Hey, Buff...

There's a school of thought that would say "with a 200 point lead, play defense" i.e. pick as many of the same players as possible that you think your opponent will have. I can see that strategy in week 14 or 15, but not yet.

Of course, as long as you keep picking 7.9 pitching staffs at Coors, I don't think I have to worry too much about playing defense. :p

BTW, my original lineup today had Tampa Bay's PS, with major offense.
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 05/28/03 03:09 PM

Wednesday

PL 2477 Expos(DH)
LD 2307 Expos(DH)
JG 2248 Mariners
UU 2241 Dodgers
DB 2238 Expos(DH)
OA 2065 Pirates (vs BDD)
HH 2029 Yanks
SC 1967 Phillies
BD 1957 Cubs (vs OA)

Cont'd below
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 05/28/03 03:13 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by J Geoff:
That's not such a major factor as it was before the humidor
Was there a cigar factor here I missed?
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 05/28/03 03:20 PM

Jeez, very late last night Miami weather was 90% chance of T-Storms during the day and evening, now it's 60%/40%... Guess they might get one in. These two teams play a 2-game series later in the summer in Miami and the DH could easily happen then if they don't. All I gotta say is... Go Florida!!
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 05/28/03 03:28 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by La Dolce Vita:
I had Millwood picked until about midnight
Good thing. Millwood isn't pitching today.
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 05/28/03 03:40 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by plawrence:
I can see that strategy in week 14 or 15, but not yet.
Funny, you will be away from home in week 14 and I in week 15.

You have a good lead on me but you are not unstoppable. I am probably the most consistent player since the beginning of this game (need I reiterate I started late? ) Although, this seems to be my "slump" week...I will come back strong.
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 05/28/03 03:50 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by La Dolce Vita:

need I reiterate I started late?
One day. BFD.
Posted By: Big Daddy Don

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 05/28/03 03:53 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by J Geoff:
Good thing. Millwood isn't pitching today.
??? So what happened to Millwood? I had the Phils picked but after their game last night I switched to the Cubbies - even though I knew I would not have Wood today. Hey - oh nevermind. The Phils have no offense they can't buy a hit so I couldn't go with them, plus their bullpen bites. The Cubbies are not much better but I gotta believe they will not lose to the Pirates twice in a row.

And damn, if I didn't catch the double-header. My time was pretty limited yesterday and didn't even notice there was a DH today - even though I knew it was a rainout .

Of course I have a life unlike the self proclaimed FB Leader :p , so I can see me not catching that - although it still pisses me off that I missed it.
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 05/28/03 04:06 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by plawrence:
[quote]Originally posted by La Dolce Vita:
[b]
need I reiterate I started late?
One day. BFD. [/b][/quote]Big Fat Dame?
Better Flamenco Dancer?
Bad F'in (baseball) Diva?



Actually I missed the first TWO games.

BDD, you don't stay up late enough. I think there is at LEAST 3 insomniacs in this league. Or at least some that take their nightly potty breaks just minutes before the deadline!
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 05/28/03 04:10 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Big Daddy Don:
even though I knew I would not have Wood today.
I think that is a good thing for all of us involved. Your wood usually manages to screw us in not such a good way.

No Bad Daddy curse today.
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 05/28/03 04:15 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Big Daddy Don:

Of course I have a life unlike the self proclaimed FB Leader :p
I have a good job, a wonderful son, a beautiful girlfriend, and a reasonable ex-wife. I live in a gorgeous apartment with a skyline view of Manhattan, drive a new car, wear nice clothes, and have many friends.

I eat in fine restaurants, have plenty of toys, and enjoy my hobbies. And unlike the 76ers, my Nets are going to the NBA Finals.

And best of all (OK, maybe not best), I'm in first place in the Gangster Bulletin Board Fantasy Baseball League.

No life? Ha! What more could a man ask for?
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 05/28/03 04:17 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by plawrence:
....and have many friends.
How many on this thread?????
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 05/28/03 04:21 PM

Big f***in' deal
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 05/28/03 06:20 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by La Dolce Vita:
How many on this thread?????
Everyone will be my friend when they want a free copy of the book I'm writing: "How To Win At ESPN Baseball Challenge Fantasy League Baseball"
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 05/28/03 06:30 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by plawrence:
Everyone will be my friend when they want a free copy of the book I'm writing: "How To Win At ESPN Baseball Challenge Fantasy League Baseball"
I think I'd rather have a book from someone in the Top 10 -- or even Top 1000 -- of the game at least :p (What is your overall rank, anyway? I'm sitting pretty at 26,068th )
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 05/28/03 06:41 PM

haha JG!!! I was JUST looking at that...no lie. I'm lunching. Talk about no life. Eating and looking at players (and watching the Cubs game haha)

Overall, I am 19,777. Woo hoo!
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 05/28/03 07:56 PM

Um, how do I figure out my overall rank? I know what percentile I'm in (94.3), but I can't figure out where to find overall rank. If I knew how many players there were, total, in the game, I could back into it.

Call me dumb on this one, but HELP
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 05/28/03 08:10 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by plawrence:
If I knew how many players there were, total, in the game, I could back into it.
Hey!! That sounds like fun!

Your rank can be found on your first page where you sign in.....where your name and password are.
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 05/28/03 08:10 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by plawrence:
Um, how do I figure out my overall rank?
The main page, after you log in, shows your overall rank.


(As usual, LDV reading my mind... )
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 05/28/03 08:25 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by La Dolce Vita:
[quote]Originally posted by plawrence:
[b] If I knew how many players there were, total, in the game, I could back into it.
Hey!! That sounds like fun!

Your rank can be found on your first page where you sign in.....where your name and password are. [/b][/quote]Well, extrapolating the number of players that are out there based on my percentile and rank, there should be approximately 123,705 total players.
Posted By: Big Daddy Don

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 05/28/03 08:26 PM

I am ranked 65,297 BUT with a bullet

And if you calculate that I started 10 games late I believe I am actually number 2.
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 05/28/03 08:34 PM

Thanks for the help, guys. Funny, I never noticed that on the sign-in page.

I'm ranked number 7057. I came up with 123,807 players, the difference, I guess, due to rounding off the decimals.

My low ranking is due to the fact that it took me a few weeks to develop my winning strategy. Watch me in the second half!
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 05/28/03 08:45 PM

"BVSP", huh? I've been looking that shit up the hard way for weeks now. Damn. More help for the weak players.
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 05/28/03 09:14 PM

Time now - game time 5:15 ET.

Delayed for now.

Rain.

This is gonna be a long frickin' day.
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 05/28/03 09:25 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by La Dolce Vita:

This is gonna be a long frickin' day.
Is "frickin'" a regionalism? In the east, we say
FRIGGIN', as in

FRIGGIN' weather. why didn't I check the FRIGGIN' forecast before I loaded up on this FRIGGIN' doubleheader ?
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 05/28/03 09:31 PM

PL - All the "research" you claim to be doing... it's the third time the past few days you screwed yourself with PS's (and 2 of the 3 times I knew what you didn't :p )

It looks like a window is opening, though...

( forecast )

22 pts for Mariners. Whew. And no more worries for me today - wanted to pick an early game so I didn't have to sweat it out. Like yooz guys. :p

Too bad my offense sucks, though.
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 05/28/03 09:34 PM

Wednesday

PL 2477 Expos(DH)
LD 2307 Expos(DH)
JG 2248 Mariners (22)
UU 2241 Dodgers
DB 2238 Expos(DH)
OA 2065 Pirates (9)
HH 2029 Yanks
SC 1967 Phillies
BD 1957 Cubs (19)
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 05/28/03 09:36 PM

Truth be told, I NEVER say "frickin".

But I WAS trying to be polite.

I have had a few people tell me I sound like I have a Canadian accent. I never knew the Great White North to have it's own accent, but maybe that is where I get "frickin".

You easterners. Always think you are better than everybody. Freakin', friggin', frickin, fuckin' ay......

Doesn't change the rain sit'iation. Hey, the forecast DID say 100% - HEAVY T-STORMS! Who was I to doubt the weather forecasters? That would only leave PL with 2 players today with Corey done.
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 05/28/03 09:46 PM

That was a quick delay. We be rockin' and rollin' live now....
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 05/28/03 09:51 PM

Wednesday (again )

PL 2477 Expos(DH) (3) 37 2514
LD 2307 Expos(DH) (3) 49 2356
JG 2248 Mariners (22) 60 2308
UU 2241 Dodgers (-4) 35 2276
DB 2238 Expos(DH) (3) 24 2262
OA 2065 Pirates (9) 57 2122
HH 2029 Yanks (10) 38 2067
SC 1967 Phillies (20) 46 2013
BD 1957 Cubs (19) 50 2007

Let's Go, Mar-lins!

I hope I don't regret giving up Gonzalez last night, due to rain... Who am I kiddin', of course I'm gonna regret it!'

I just checked the stats. Only 3.5% of all players in the game took Expos, and 0.6% took Marlins. Compared to 16% who took the Cubbies. I guess the rain scared most of 'em (incl. myself) away...
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 05/29/03 12:02 AM

Looks like me 'n Buffy took the wrong shortstop.
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 05/29/03 12:30 AM

8 huge PS points for the first game! Whoo hoo!

Man, I took the wrong offensive players from Montreal. Out of four players, two didn't play, one had an 0-fer first game, while Cabrera did alright netting me eight points. Hope Vlad plays in the second game.
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 05/29/03 03:32 AM

Wow. Y'know what? No one is gonna believe me, so I wasn't even gonna say this. But what the heck. Only cuz it pisses me off a little bit. Had the forecast NOT shown T-Storms all damn night, I would've gone with the double-header. And I would have gone with Florida. 52 pts. Sigh... You guys did well with the offense, though...
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 05/29/03 04:06 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by plawrence:
"BVSP", huh? I've been looking that shit up the hard way for weeks now. Damn. More help for the weak players.
What hard way? All the same info was one click away to begin with. So now you just have to spend 1.5 hrs rather than 2 hrs researching your picks
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 05/29/03 05:42 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by La Dolce Vita:
We be rockin' and rollin' live now....
Yup.

Posted By: joltinjoe05

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 05/29/03 05:48 AM

Geoff, we all knew it would happen soon. Oh well. It was nice while it lasted. I really do think we're the next Twins. Packed with young talent. We just gotta keep the core still there. Sweeney, Beltran, Ibanez.

26-24. Still in 2nd, I guess.

Just thought I'd say something.

Nice win for the Yankees. But, I really wanted to see Clemens get 300 against the RSox.
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 05/29/03 05:58 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by joltinjoe05:
26-24.
#1 - Don't forget to update your Title :p

#2 - JJ, get your ass in this game! Practice now, cuz at the All-Star Break scores go back to zero for "Season Two"... so please... get you're butt in here! (Anyone else reading this, too!) Otherwise, you're not a real baseball fan :p
Posted By: joltinjoe05

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 05/29/03 06:02 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by J Geoff:
[quote]Originally posted by joltinjoe05:
[b]26-24.
#1 - Don't forget to update your Title :p

#2 - JJ, get your ass in this game! Practice now, cuz at the All-Star Break scores go back to zero for "Season Two"... so please... get you're butt in here! (Anyone else reading this, too!) Otherwise, you're not a real baseball fan :p [/b][/quote]I'm lazy Geoff. Very lazy. But I'll do it anyway.

Couple a questions first:
1. Is it fun?
2. Is it time consuming?
3. Is it with players or teams? (You guys talk about teams alot)
4. Is it free?
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 05/29/03 06:06 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by joltinjoe05:
1. Is it fun?
2. Is it time consuming?
3. Is it with players or teams? (You guys talk about teams alot)
4. Is it free?
1. Yes, especially when you're doing well
2. You spend whatever time you want each day. You just have to keep a roster of players, and each day determine which pitching staff you want for the next day. That it. It can take 1-120 mins/day... up to you
3. You build your own team of players, out of all MLB players...
4. Yes.


If you've never done fantasy before, and you're a big fan, you'll love this. We'll help you from now until "Season Two" starts... then, you gotta work for it But it's definitely fun, and definitely cool to talk about at the water cooler if you're doing well...
Posted By: Anton The Penguin

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 05/29/03 06:09 AM

Can I ask, out of absolutely simple curiousity, what has made this thread so popular? Is this Fantasy Baseball thing good? Do you really need to be interested in baseball to like it?

Thank-you. My fingers are frozen stiff. I mean that. I am finding typing difficult.

-Penguin
Posted By: joltinjoe05

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 05/29/03 06:11 AM

Okay, I'm in then brother

Operation: TakeDown Plawrence is set into action.
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 05/29/03 06:14 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by Anton The Penguin:
Do you really need to be interested in baseball to like it?
Read the Subject :p

There are 9 of us (so far, hopefully JJ will be #10) that are playing against each other in fantasy baseball league. Those who are not interested in baseball need not apply. But those who are, are encouraged to join in, because the next "season" will start after the All-Star break, and scores will go back to zero... so now is a great time to practice for Season Two.

But I stress again, if you don't know the difference between the NY Mets and the NY Yankees, don't bother... :p

See Page 1 of this thread for info on joining...

PS Anton - Come to the U.S. and I'll take you to a Yankees game... the biggest and most successful of all sports teams around the entire globe!
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 05/29/03 06:16 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by joltinjoe05:
Okay, I'm in then brother

Operation: TakeDown Plawrence is set into action.
Nice!!

If you have any Q's, just ask...
Posted By: joltinjoe05

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 05/29/03 06:19 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by J Geoff:
But I stress again, if you don't know the difference between the NY Mets and the NY Yankees, don't bother... :p
Hmm, that's a tough one, but I'll say the difference is about 30 rings.
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 05/29/03 06:21 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by joltinjoe05:
...the difference is about 30 rings.
LOL - 25 I think? You're good to go! lol
Posted By: Anton The Penguin

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 05/29/03 06:21 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by J Geoff:
But I stress again, if you don't know the difference between the NY Mets and the NY Yankees, don't bother... :p
I have got no idea. I haven't heard of either.

Quote:
Originally posted by J Geoff:

PS Anton - Come to the U.S. and I'll take you to a Yankees game... the biggest and most successful of all sports teams around the entire globe!
Sounds fun, but I have a better idea. You come to New Zealand and I'll show you an All Blacks game. As much as I hate the countries obssession with rugby, I can't deny that watching it proffesionally is: cool.
I presume you have heard of rugby... :p
Anyway Geoff, I thought that baseball wasn't global (proffesionally). Am I right? :p Rugby: is.

-Penguin
Posted By: joltinjoe05

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 05/29/03 06:26 AM

They got pro baseball in Japan, Anton
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 05/29/03 06:28 AM

I hate polluting this thread, but here goes anyway...

I've never seen a rugby match in my life, but there are college rugby teams in the U.S. It's just not a "national sport" like baseball is. Baseball is bigger than rugby I think - at least it's huge here, and in Japan, Central/South America, and it's catching on in Europe. Baseball is America's pasttime (maybe second to American (non-soccer) Football)

I'd come to NZ in a heartbeat... just let me save up some cash. Just be sure to research/show me the hottest LOTR filming locations Love those movies!

But let me finish with this - this thread is for fantasy baseball fans, so I don't wanna pollute it...
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 05/29/03 06:30 AM

P.S. Anton... man... you've never heard of the New York Yankees? THE biggest name in all of sports, globally?? There is NO team, anywhere, in any sport, more known than the Yankees... I saw footage of Iraqis wearing the interlocking NY on their caps... sheesh! :p
Posted By: Anton The Penguin

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 05/29/03 06:30 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by joltinjoe05:
They got pro baseball in Japan, Anton
They got pro rugby in:

New Zealand, Australia, France, UK, all the Pacific islands, South Africa, India, Ireland, Indonesia, Papua New Guinea, and many more that I can't think of offhand...

Still, I'm not here to bastardize your sport, it looks cool, I've just never heard of it to be international.

Anyway, I think Geoff would enjoy rugby! You into that, Geoff?

-Penguin
Posted By: joltinjoe05

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 05/29/03 06:33 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by J Geoff:
P.S. Anton... man... you've never heard of the New York Yankees? THE biggest name in all of sports, globally?? There is NO team, anywhere, in any sport, more known than the Yankees... I saw footage of Iraqis wearing the interlocking NY on their caps... sheesh! :p
I'm pretty sure they all live in caves in New Zealand.

Posted By: Anton The Penguin

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 05/29/03 06:33 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by J Geoff:
P.S. Anton... man... you've never heard of the New York Yankees? THE biggest name in all of sports, globally?? There is NO team, anywhere, in any sport, more known than the Yankees... I saw footage of Iraqis wearing the interlocking NY on their caps... sheesh! :p
Oh...oops, I've heard of the Yankees. Full-stop. That is all I know, that they exist...

Geoff, the LOTR locations are VERY worth it! I live near quite a few, and I'm going to post some pictures of a trip I went on last weekend when I get the scanner working.

Still, I will stop polluting this thread!



-Penguin
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 05/29/03 06:37 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by Anton The Penguin:
the LOTR locations are VERY worth it! I live near quite a few, and I'm going to post some pictures
Then, I will kiss you if I ever meet you... I look forward to seeing them!

But now - back to this thread's purpose :p
Posted By: joltinjoe05

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 05/29/03 06:48 AM

Ok, I got a question. Can I sign up now and join this group now? Would they start to add up my points, or would it sit at 0 until the All-Star break?


I'm gonna have bloodhot eyes tomorrow, Geoff.
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 05/29/03 06:54 AM

JJ - You can sign up now... but it's probably too late to pick a roster for Thursday. But, tomorrow, you can pick a roster for Friday and you'll be in it... take a few days to figure it out, see how it works... ask questions... etc... no problemo... I'd probably spend an hour or so reading all 25pp of this thread to see what's going on, but it's not necessarily...
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 05/29/03 07:19 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by plawrence:
BLACK CAR DRIVERS TRADE WHOLE PITCHING STAFF
G.M. Lawrence Pulls Trigger On Deal

Secaucus, NJ, April 3

In a late Night move this morning, BLACK CAR DRIVERS General Manager Paul Lawrence traded his entire pitching staff from the Florida Marlins for the staff of the Chicago Cubs.

Completing the deal just moments before the 3:00 AM trading deadline, Lawrence, who had gotten up to pee and decided to check the previous nights box scores before going back to bed, is having a rough spring in his first season as GM of a fantasy league team.

"I didn't realize the importance of pitching" Lawrence, a baseball fan for more than 40 years, said sheepishly. "And when I found out I could have the Cubs staff for the same price I was paying for the Marlins, the deal became a no brainer"

The DRIVERS, who are in danger of sinking into the cellar in the GANGSTER BBC League, are widely regarded as having one of the best offenses in the league.
Oh, what 2 months could do
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 05/29/03 08:35 AM

JG: The above's a good one . My original thought was Burnett & Beckett. Of course, that was before I realized that the way to play was to pick a different PS every day. I sure picked the wrong one yesterday
As far as the BVSP goes; Yeah, it was always one click away, but from the looks of the picks, not too many players here were clicking on it. To me, they're just "dumbing down" the game, just like they did when the added the column to show the player's average points for the last 7 days, as well as the season. Shouldn't the participants in the game be figuring out who's hot and who's not? Just my opinion.

joltinjoe: Welcome to the game. While it's true you're getting a late start, it shouldn't be too long before you at least pass BDD.

I remember your first post, I think. About Creamer's DiMaggio book, wasn't it? Your wicked sense of humor has been a sometimes breath of fresh air on these boards, and I wish you the very best of luck in this game.

As a matter of fact, to help you along, here are my Top Ten Tips For Doing Well At Fantasy Baseball (apologies to David Letterman):

10) Try to pick a pitching staff that's going at Coors Field. It's a good pitcher's park.
9) Platooning is way over-rated. Pay no attention to lefty-righty matchups.
8) Offensive players usually do well at Dodger Stadium.
7) Catchers and DHs usually play every day, so try to pick good ones and stick with them forever.
6) Load up on offense, and pick the cheapest pitching staff you can.
5) The Mets are starting to come around. Roberto Alomar and Rey Sanchez should start to get hot.
4) Even though Mike Piazza and Mo Vaughan are on the DL, if you pick them up now they'll be a lot cheaper than when they come back.
3) Don't worry if the team you pick is over the salary cap. Nobody cares about that, anyway.
2) Guys with very few at bats for the season are probably good picks, since they might be "due".
1) How you "Trash Talk" is the most important thing here. That's really what this whole thing is all about. No one cares how well or poorly they do in the game.

So you think you're gonna bring me down, huh? Not in this lifetime, Bro'. :p
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 05/29/03 01:40 PM

Plaw, you forgot the single most important rule in this whole game:

#0- Try to pick whomever you think Pork and Bad Daddy (umm) I mean Big Daddy will pick. Their karma will never, ever steer you wrong! :p
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 05/29/03 01:46 PM

Just noticed... Congrats BDD on getting out of 9th place. You are now tied with SC for 8th place, but still in last may I add. Don't worry though- once JJ joins, you'll be out of the cellar! :p
Posted By: joltinjoe05

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 05/29/03 01:54 PM

Plawrence, thanks for the nice words. My first post was actually "Hello everyone." But the Cramer book was soon after. I still haven't read the newer one. But I plan on reading that sometime this summer.

Thanks for the tips Plaw. Now I know I'm gonna rock this league. My first pick is going to be either Mark McGwire or Jose Canseco. Good homerun hitters.
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 05/29/03 01:58 PM

Pitching Staffs today:

PL White Sox
LD A's
JG A's
UU Dodgers
DB Phils
OA Pirates (not playing today)
HH Yanks (not playing today)
SC Phils
BD A's

First off, my condolences Buffy.

Second, good luck plaw against that Toronto offense.

Lastly, go Phillies!
Posted By: joltinjoe05

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 05/29/03 02:19 PM

Ok, I'm sure this has been said before, but what is the offical name of this group? I'm looking for it now.
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 05/29/03 02:21 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Don Sicilia:

First off, my condolences Buffy.
Thanks DB!! But I don't understand. You mean 3 points for 2 games is not good?? :p

PL - Have to admit, your top 10 was funny. Will that be the prologue in your book?

I know BethE voyeurs in this thread because she is really a wannabe fantasy player, however with no guts to get in the game. Maybe football season??? Bethie, if you are reading this....Plaw's list was TOTALLY for fun. DO NOT take notes on that. Remember, we talked about what Coors and Wood were. Stick with me and don't let these big guys scare you. Second place DOES seem to be my middle name. Even with the shitty choices I have made this week, I'm still hanging in there ahead of the other scrubs.

Yes, I now believe PL's #10 rule IS the most important rule....
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 05/29/03 02:22 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by J Geoff:
Okay, I'll set up the room now so we know it's working, and can see who's joined successfully...

First, go here . If you're already a registered ESPN user, log in. If not, click on "register for a free account" and follow the instructions. Then go back to the Baseball Challenge (BBC) home page and log in.

If it's your first time logging in, it'll ask you to pick your roster. Do this, following the instructions, and keeping your budget at or below 50.

When that's done, you're playing. To join the group, click on "Group Directory" -- you want the Private group called "GangsterBBC" -- the password is "puzoparty" ...

Please, only people willing to actually play (novice or expert, doesn't matter) -- I don't want to fill the room up with non-players...

Grazie,

JG

PS Where's LDV?!
Try this JJ.
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 05/29/03 02:25 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Don Sicilia:

good luck plaw against that Toronto offense.
Yeah, I thought long and hard about that one. In the end, I decided to go with the hot pitcher at the low price. But it wouldn't surprise me if he gets killed.

What were the condolences to Buffy for?
Posted By: Beth E

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 05/29/03 02:26 PM

Hey LDV not guts? More like embarrassed that my pom poms have not been working...hahaha. Trust me..I would never listen to what Plaw says. Football season is not far away. I'll be on top of my game by then. Or....maybe after all star break??????? Watch out guys...the gals will be taking over.
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 05/29/03 02:26 PM

The condolences were for being the bologna in the Pork-Bad Daddy curse sandwich! :p
Posted By: joltinjoe05

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 05/29/03 02:30 PM

Thanks guys.
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 05/29/03 02:32 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Beth E:
Trust me..I would never listen to what Plaw says.
Ouch. A knife to my heart.
Posted By: fathersson

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 05/29/03 02:36 PM

Players,
may I ask when the 2nd half of this league starts? Does the first half end at the allstar break? Can others join for the 2nd half?
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 05/29/03 02:36 PM

Baloney? Ouch! DB, That hurts. I at least thought of myself as a pricey piece of prosciutto HAM!

Today just this ham, Pork and a Bad Daddy. But I ain't gonna talk about the team. :p
Posted By: Beth E

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 05/29/03 02:40 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by plawrence:
[quote]Originally posted by Beth E:
[b] Trust me..I would never listen to what Plaw says.
Ouch. A knife to my heart. [/b][/quote]Yeah, right. Don't be getting all sentimental. You need to be saving those tears when I begin and start whooping your ass!
Posted By: joltinjoe05

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 05/29/03 02:41 PM

I see the smack talk is rich around here. Looks like I'll be fittin in perfectly.
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 05/29/03 02:46 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by fathersson:
Players,
may I ask when the 2nd half of this league starts? Does the first half end at the allstar break? Can others join for the 2nd half?
You can definitely join now- actually you should start now to get some practice in if you want to play in the 2nd game (which starts after the all-star break I believe). By then, the seasoned vets- most particularly plaw- won't be willing to help!
Posted By: joltinjoe05

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 05/29/03 03:03 PM

Paul Simon's Big Question

C Jason Varitek
1B Mike Sweeney
2B Marcus Giles
3B Scott Rolen
SS Rafael Furcal
LF Eric Byrnes
CF Milton Bradley
RF Jose Guillen
DH Wil Cordero

POS STAFF, STARTER NEXT OPP.
PS Giants: Kurt Ainsworth, (4-4, 4.10) Col
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 05/29/03 03:06 PM

Thursday

PL 2514 ChiSox (25) 64 2578
LD 2356 Oakland (23) 40 2396
JG 2308 Oakland (23) 56 2364
DB 2262 Phils (6) 30+ tbd
UU 2276 Dodgers (-19) -14 2262
OA 2122 No PS (0) 10 2132
HH 2067 No PS (0) 6 2073
BD 2007 Oakland (23) 61 2068 (Helton, 3 HR)
SC 2007 Phils (6) 13 2020
JJ 0000 No PS (0) 0000 <- Welcome aboard!
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 05/29/03 09:41 PM

Funny how this thread follows the same pattern almost every day.

JG posts the day's unofficial results around 2:00 AM.
I wake up around 5:30 AM, and stick in my two cents about the day before.
LDV makes her comments about 10:00 AM Eastern, and the fur really starts to fly for about an hour. That's trash talkin' time. (This morning we had 17 posts, I think, between about 10-11.)
Then if there are no day games, it stays quiet until the night games start, when we all rough it up again, altho not as much as during that 10-11 AM time slot.
And then it starts all over again.
Posted By: joltinjoe05

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 05/29/03 09:50 PM

Yea Plaw, except now since the new guy is here (that's me) you guys need to set up in hour each day in which you complain to Geoff that "we already had nine people. Why did we want JJ? He's way to tough for us. I think he's Peter Gammons."

We'll call it - The Excuse Hour.


(no, not very original, but its hard thinking of something that rhymes with 'excuse' )
Posted By: Capo de La Cosa Nostra

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 05/29/03 10:09 PM

How often are baseball games played over there? My teacher in junior (middle) school was a great fan of it, and we used to play it in PE (much better than rounders!). I'd still follow, but it's only shown over here after midnight.

Mick
Posted By: joltinjoe05

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 05/29/03 10:15 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Capo de La Cosa Nostra:
How often are baseball games played over there?
Pretty much everyday Mick. There's usually around 10 games being played.
Sometimes, though, there's a day where maybe only two games are played. It all pretty much varies.


If you're talking about a baseball season including the playoffs, it goes til October. Around middle-late October is the real championship games, The World Series. Whoever wins that is the Champ.
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 05/29/03 10:21 PM

Yes Plaw, you are a brilliant man, you've got us all pegged.

10 am ET. That is 8 am my time when I get to my desk in the morning. Kind of tough when I am up past midnight making my final picks after the games end. Then winding down time, yep I am in bed about 1:30. Since I work alone and basically answer to noone, I check baseball stuff before I even do anything else.

I am personally grateful to JG for posting the numbers so I dont have to on my own anymore. I'll do my part to say thanks ..I'll bring in bagels tomorrow morning for the whole crew.

Welcome to the game JJ05. 10 is a nice round number to play with. Coo-coo-coo-Chooo!
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 05/29/03 10:42 PM

Seeing that the Dodgers got lit up today and with all the other games yet to be played, I am currently in 4th place. Whoo hoo! I just passed up someone that's not actively playing!

Watch out JG, Buffy, and Plaw (in that order)! Here I come! :p
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 05/29/03 10:49 PM

Congrats BDD on your Helton pick! Three homers. Wow! Now you really have a firm hold on 8th place!
Posted By: OleificioAndreassi

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 05/29/03 10:51 PM

hay 57 points last night w/o even changing my roster--but a lil less luck today, i got no PS -- thats wat I get for tryin to get my messed up friend outta jail...anyway...im goin away this weekend so my brother is gonna be handlin all my FBB operations back home(sound familar)--he better not Fuck up -- I still gotta shot to win the week

--actually prolly not after today
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 05/30/03 12:40 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by joltinjoe05:
Paul Simon's Big Question
I was sure ou were gonna name your team either
a) The Yankee Clippers, or
b) The Guinea Pigs


:rolleyes:
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 05/30/03 03:05 AM

DB and BD are the big movers tonight...

PL 2514 ChiSox (25) 64 2578
LD 2356 Oakland (23) 40 2396
JG 2308 Oakland (23) 56 2364
DB 2262 Phils (6) 31 2293
UU 2276 Dodgers (-19) -14 2262
OA 2122 No PS (0) 10 2132
HH 2067 No PS (0) 6 2073
BD 2007 Oakland (23) 61 2068 (Helton, 3 HR)
SC 2007 Phils (6) 13 2020
JJ 0000 No PS (0) 0000 <- Welcome aboard!
Posted By: joltinjoe05

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 05/30/03 03:17 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by plawrence:
[quote]Originally posted by joltinjoe05:
[b] Paul Simon's Big Question
I was sure ou were gonna name your team either
a) The Yankee Clippers, or
b) The Guinea Pigs


:rolleyes: [/b][/quote]I seriously thought about B. :rolleyes:
Posted By: joltinjoe05

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 05/30/03 03:48 AM

Ok, I didn't like my old name..so I made a new one...

Look, I Have My Own Clubhouse

:rolleyes:

Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 05/30/03 01:46 PM

Pitching Staffs for today:

PL Indians
LD Dodgers
JG D-backs
DB D-backs
UU Dodgers
OA D-backs
HH Yanks
BD D-backs
SC Phils
JJ Giants

Schilling was a popular pick today.
Posted By: Big Daddy Don

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 05/30/03 02:11 PM

I'm so used to being in last place when I looked today I thought I had the Giants

So it appears that I am once again stuck with the damn Curse of Pork - I can only hope with the addition of DB - it may be neutralized.
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 05/30/03 02:19 PM

8:15 am here and I really dont have anything to say. What, with a whopping 113 points for the week? :rolleyes: I'm speechless.... though not defeated.

With JG gaining on me with rapid speed, I do hope the Curse of Pork is alive and well today.

Congrats on your 8th place perch BDD...
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 05/30/03 02:50 PM

Added total scores: (Thanks for doing the hard part again, DS )

PL 2578 Indians (20) 59 2637
LD 2396 Dodgers (14) 36 2432
JG 2364 D-backs (18*) 56 2420
DB 2293 D-backs (18) 60 2353
UU 2262 Dodgers (14) 34 2296
OA 2132 D-backs (18) 51 2183
HH 2073 Yanks (36) 61 2134
BD 2068 D-backs (18) 43 2111
SC 2020 Phils (5) 35 2055
JJ 0042 Giants (22) 42 0042

*Not reported correctly by the game.

Curse of Pork, indeed, with my 160 pts this week -- look who's riding my coat tails this week, Buff!
Posted By: Big Daddy Don

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 05/30/03 03:36 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by J Geoff:
Curse of Pork, indeed, with my 160 pts this week -- look who's riding my coat tails this week, Buff!
Wow look who is feeling cocky today even without having Wood. Hey Buffy, appears Porky Pup has been gaining some ground - you better rally the troops over the weekend - or he is gonna be out of control if he squeezes his bacon butt into second place . Oh and then we'll have the joy of listening to PL and Pork Chop boast of being 1 & 2 - my ears are bleeding just thinking about it.

And regarding my semi-rise in the ranks this week - once I realized that PL was spending 45 minutes a day with this - I have committed myself to spending 46 minutes each day now. :p

And I signed up for an early copy of his upcoming book.
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 05/30/03 09:55 PM

Man, it would have been nice to pick that Astros pitching staff. 40 points! At least I got something out of Ensberg and Patterson.
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 05/31/03 05:07 AM

DAMN AZ BULLPEN!! 3 ER's in the last 2 innings - WTF?!! And Schill leaves a shutout due to injury... sigh... good thing for Buffy... :p dammit... :rolleyes:
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 05/31/03 09:58 AM

Today's Pitchers...

PL 2637 Woody (extends lead to over 200 pts.)
LD 2432 LA (feels JG's hot breath on her neck)
JG 2420 LA (close enough to smell 2nd place)
DB 2353 Woody (Don't count him out, yet)
UU 2297 LA (Where are you, BigTone?)
OA 2183 LA (Busy picking olives, I guess)
HH 2134 Yankees (sore loser :p )
BD 2111 LA (trying to pass the non-players)
SC 2055 Woody (at least he has an excuse)
JJ 0044 Woody (OK debut for "Mr. Popularity")

So it's all Woody or the Dodgers. Not too much imagination today.
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 05/31/03 12:18 PM

PL playing Woody???!! Whouda thunk it! Finally gave up on those Indians, huh?

Man, and 6 hrs to wait between PS's... And just great - Curse of Buffy and Bad Daddy today... :rolleyes:

200 pt lead -- oofah! I'm coming for you next, PL!
Posted By: Big Daddy Don

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 05/31/03 04:59 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by J Geoff:
DAMN AZ BULLPEN!! 3 ER's in the last 2 innings - WTF?!!
That is because of the Curse of Pork. With the curse going your PS does well - giving you a false sense of confidence and then rips your heart out in the 8th and 9th inning. I believe PL has an entire chapter dedicated on the Curse in his upcoming book - see how he has been avoiding it. I have been trying to avoid it also - I select Woody early in the day, but late last night I changed it thinking that Pork Rinds would have him also - guess I am thinking too much now. :p

Anyway JGeoff, with others in the mix I am hoping for a neutralizing effect and a nice 20+ point result. Looks like if Buffy doesn't pick up the pace, the burden will fall to you, young Skywalker, to force PL to change his ranking. Are you up to the challenge?

EDIT: Appears the White Sox and Clevland game has been cancelled.

Also can someone explain how a guy not even playing gets high game for the day . And this same guy actually extends a lead over me
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 05/31/03 06:52 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by plawrence:
Have no fear. No curses will be in effect today, as I have selected the Seattle PS.
I keep telling you...if I pick the pitching staff there is no curse. Seattle PS came up with 29 points that day. (May 22)
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 05/31/03 07:28 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by J Geoff:
PL playing Woody???!! Whouda thunk it! Finally gave up on those Indians, huh?
I've played (with my) Woody before. The only time I've taken the Indians is with C.C. pitching (or scheduled to pitch). His 20 points last nite did better than the high priced D.Backs or Dodgers.

So whatta you laughin' at? :p
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/01/03 01:06 AM

Saturday

PL 2637 Woody (17) 48 2685
LD 2432 LA (33) 74 2506
JG 2420 LA (33) 50 2470
DB 2353 Woody (17) 45 2398
UU 2297 LA (33) 55 2352
OA 2183 LA (33) 46 2229
BD 2111 LA (33) 57 2168
HH 2134 Yankees (1) 12 2146
SC 2055 Woody (17) 50 2105
JJ 0044 Woody (17) 44 0088

Wow, Houston or Cubs would've been a great pick today! 16 innings, 1-0 Cubs...! 54 or 55 pts!
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/01/03 01:25 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by plawrence:
I keep telling you...if I pick the pitching staff there is no curse.
Yeah, man, today's 17 pts is a killer! I guess even you're not immune from the Bad Daddy Curse!
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/01/03 04:23 AM

17 isn't that bad. It's not like minus 8 or something. I'd be happy with 17 every single day from my PS.
Posted By: joltinjoe05

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/01/03 04:26 AM

Plawrence gets a low 29 today.

I got 44, again.

Lets see, a guesstimation here but, if this pattern stays the same, I'll pass him by the year 2130!!
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/01/03 04:36 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by plawrence:
17 isn't that bad. It's not like minus 8 or something. I'd be happy with 17 every single day from my PS.
Cool. Glad you're happy with it. Gimme a few minutes to add up the estimates, from LA's 33 pts today :p
Posted By: Big Daddy Don

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/01/03 04:39 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by joltinjoe05:
Plawrence gets a low 29 today.
I got 44, again.
Hey JJ - as much as most of us would like to see PL get a low 29, last time I looked he was sitting with 46. Which is 2 points more than you so you might need to re-figure your guesstimation now
Posted By: joltinjoe05

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/01/03 04:42 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by Big Daddy Don:
Hey JJ - as much as most of us would like to see PL get a low 29, last time I looked he was sitting with 46. Which is 2 points more than you so you might need to re-figure your guesstimation now
Doh! Ok, let's see here. Quick mental math. Yep. Double check. Okay.

Folks...I will NEVER pass Plawernce. You heard it here first, ladies and gentlemen.
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/01/03 04:43 AM

Looks like my offense was too anemic today to overtake the Buff. Ahh well.

JJ - Look above for current stats, and after the last game is over I'll post the unofficial totals...
Posted By: Big Daddy Don

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/01/03 04:46 AM

JJ - What you probably mean to say is you won't pass him this half. Next half he goes back to 0 with the rest of us.

That's what I'm waitin for - I'm just pacing myself now
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/01/03 04:51 AM

Yeah. yeah, yeah.

When I win the second half too, that'll shut you all up.

JJ-- I hear Guinea Pig is going to start a "Math Lessons" thread for you. Meanwhile, go hang out on "Fried Penises"
Posted By: joltinjoe05

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/01/03 05:00 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by plawrence:
JJ-- I hear Guinea Pig is going to start a "Math Lessons" thread for you. Meanwhile, go hang out on "Fried Penises"
Oh yeah! What's better than having your best friend tutor you?


Crap. I was just going to change my roster for tomorrow, when I noticed that I was a bit to late. Oh well, the season does really begin for me til after AllStar break

(This has been your daily dose of --The Excuse Hour)
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/01/03 05:03 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by joltinjoe05:
I was just going to change my roster for tomorrow, when I noticed that I was a bit to late.
Huh? What makes you think you're too late?? You have until midnight PT, which is 2 hrs away :rolleyes: Did you even look?? :p
Posted By: joltinjoe05

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/01/03 05:06 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by J Geoff:
Huh? What makes you think you're too late?? You have until midnight PT, which is 2 hrs away :rolleyes: Did you even look?? :p
Oh my fault. I was looking at stats.

This stuff is really confusing.
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/01/03 05:35 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by joltinjoe05:
I was looking at stats.
Why bother? I just pick by uniform colors... has worked okay so far

Unofficial totals have been posted above (JJ, I do that almost every day, by editing the morning PS lineup, so keep an eye on that)
Posted By: joltinjoe05

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/01/03 05:44 AM

Cmon Clemens--get 300!
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/01/03 01:50 PM

Sunday

PL 2685 Philly (5 offensive players from DH)
LD 2506 Yanks (0)
JG 2470 Philly (2)
DB Philly 2398 (5)
UU 2352 Dodgers (0)
OA 2229 Cubs (2)
BD 2168 A's (1)
HH 2146 Yanks (0)
SC 2105 Red Sox (0)
JJ 0088 Yanks (0)

1- Looks like I went to the Plaw School of Performing Fantasy Baseball Arts! I was going to pick the Yankees until I saw the doubleheader.

2- Congrats LDV on a semi-monstrous night. You got Pork off your back for a little bit. Watch out today though- if Philly comes up big, well,...

3- 7th place BDD. Now if you only didn't start late...

4- JJ still bringing up the rear. Get all your practice in now.
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/01/03 02:22 PM

These doubleheader picks are by no means a lock. I've gone with three of them so far, and got burned twice. Atlanta did OK vs. Colorado, but I lost both ends and got virtually nothing from the Pitching Staffs when I took the Mets vs. Arizona, and more recently, Montreal vs. Florida. Didn't get anything spectacular from my offense in any of them, either.
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/01/03 02:25 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by plawrence:
These doubleheader picks are by no means a lock.
Yeah, I know - but I had a hunch. And I thought for sure you'd take the Expos! But I should consider myself lucky, I guess, since we share the same PS, it couldn't possibly go wrong :p

The first game may be delayed - it's a downpour here. Last night it was just supposed to be in the AM, but now it says continuing into the afternoon...
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/01/03 02:29 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Don Sicilia:
Looks like I went to the Plaw School of Performing Fantasy Baseball Arts! I was going to pick the Yankees until I saw the doubleheader.
Know what really sucks about this game? The fact that a person HAS a life outside of baseball! :p

I tweaked my roster at noon yesterday knowing I would be out all day and all night with no access to television. At this wedding reception, I was asking some of my guy friends if they knew the score of the Dodgers game. I had 3 different people tell me that the Brewers were winning in the 8th 10-2. Now I see that was clearly conspiracy - possibly to make me drink more??

Finally, I am in an all night casino bar about 3:30 am and Sportscenter is on and I see scores and highlights flash across the screen and deduced I didnt do that bad. But then I see the double header on for today and realized I was too late to make any considerations.

I am so predictable now, you KNOW I woulda taken the DH. The ONLY thing I can hope for now is that it pretty much mirrors last week's 2 game pitching total of 3
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/01/03 02:36 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by La Dolce Vita:
I would be out all day and all night with no access to television.
Gotta get a web-enabled phone, Buff - it's so worth it just to check scores
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/01/03 02:43 PM

JG - you have no life either? Think how bad I wanted to get to the bar last night, NOT because I needed a cocktail (uh -huh) but because I knew they had sports on.

Ok, so the web-enabled phone but then I would have had to race home and change my roster and come back without anyone missing me. JG - you are an evil man - giving me ideas like this
Posted By: Big Daddy Don

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/01/03 02:45 PM

It's raining very hard in the Philly area and is supposed to for quite awhile - will there even be a DH
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/01/03 03:07 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by La Dolce Vita:
Ok, so the web-enabled phone but then I would have had to race home and change my roster and come back without anyone missing me. JG - you are an evil man - giving me ideas like this
You can also get a laptop, too - hook it to the cell. Just get a bigger purse

Rain has pretty much stopped in Philly area now, and there may be another brief bout of showers in a couple hours, but hopefully that'll be it...
Posted By: Big Daddy Don

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/01/03 03:13 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by J Geoff:
You can also get a laptop, too - hook it to the cell. Just get a bigger
Rain has pretty much stopped in Philly area now, and there may be another brief bout of showers in a couple hours, but hopefully that'll be it...
In work we are piloting the handheld PDA (Pocket PC devices - like a PALM) with wireless connectivity - you can make roster changes with that one and it fits in a purse - well it fits in my purse

And what is this 'rain has pretty much stopped talk' - you and wishful thinking.
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/01/03 03:19 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Big Daddy Don:
And what is this 'rain has pretty much stopped talk' - you and wishful thinking.
Where are you located? I'm relying on looking out my window, about 50 miles East of Philly, and, looking at the satellite photo -- I'm talking unplayable rain, not a drizzle :p

P.S. I have an original iPaq Pocket PC - but I never use it (freakin' thing cost me like $550, too) -- hey, time to dust it off and see what it can do!
Posted By: Big Daddy Don

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/01/03 03:28 PM

The iPaqs are what we are using also, and they still cost pretty much the same price. Just get a 'sled' (sleeve that fits over it) and get a wireless modem and you are set. Actually the sled and modem are pretty cheap - it is the monthly cost for the wireless access that can get pricey. Like cell phones - the phones cost little, they make their money on the service plan.
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/01/03 03:36 PM

BDD - I don't wanna pollute this thread with this, but I have the "sled" and a modem already. And my web access on my phone doesn't cost me anything, it's included in my Cingular plan. I just gotta hook it all up and see if I can get it to work. (Modem with a cell phone? I'll need a special cable to connect them though)

Anywho - back to fantasy world!
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/01/03 05:11 PM

Game 1 of the doubleheader has started.

Hope the weather holds on. How's it looking out your window, JG?
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/01/03 05:13 PM

Hi Buffy :

If you give me your password, you can call me when you have no access to a computer and I'd be happy to "tweak" your roster for you.
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/01/03 05:16 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Don Sicilia:
Game 1 of the doubleheader has started.
Montreal already has scored 2 in the top of the 1st... 2 walks, too... :rolleyes: It's gonna be a looooooong day...! (Ugh, of course you two have Cordero in your lineups... :rolleyes: )

I sure hope Yanks game is high-scoring, though I do want my team to win, and Clemens to get his 300th... how about 14-12 Yanks? Yeah, that'd be nice...
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/01/03 05:52 PM

Quick question for all you:

Although a fielder's choice "hit" doesn't officially count as a hit in real MLB stats, does it count as a base in our game? A fielder's choice "hit" is when someone is on first and the hitter hits a grounder that gets the guy on first out at second although the hitter makes it safely to first.

EDIT: Never mind, the scoring page just told me what the answer was. It doesn't count as a base.
Posted By: Big Daddy Don

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/01/03 05:56 PM

DS - I believe they pull the stats directly from MLB game stats - so if it not a hit in MLB I don't believe it is a hit here. However, it should add in as a run etc if he scores.

Just a guess, but I believe that is how it works.
Posted By: joltinjoe05

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/01/03 07:08 PM

Looks like Clemens wants 300 the hard way.
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/01/03 07:19 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by joltinjoe05:
Looks like Clemens wants 300 the hard way.
That's okay with me! :p

Edit: Poor Clemens... Yankee pen breakdown... no 300th W for him
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/01/03 07:21 PM

Sunday repost for Page 29:

PL 2685 Philly (53) 90 2775
JG 2470 Philly (53) 91 2561
LD 2506 Yanks (36) 49 2555
DB 2398 Philly (53) 87 2485
UU 2352 Dodgers (17) 60 2412
OA 2229 Cubs (-1) 29 2258
BD 2168 A's (18) 63 2231
HH 2146 Yanks (36) 80 2226
SC 2105 Red Sox (-14) 17 2122
JJ 0088 Yanks (36) 60 0148

Philly kicked butt in the double-header (Sorry, Buff :p )

Interesting, only 5.5% of all players took the Phillies today (and only 1.9% took the Expos, for 21 pts)
Posted By: joltinjoe05

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/01/03 10:24 PM

Well I broke my string of 44s today with a nice total of 58. (36 coming from the Yanks PS)

Benito Santiago is not a very reliable catcher. His age slows him down. I wish we knew the day before if he is he playing or not, because when he does play, he lights it up.
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/02/03 02:17 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by joltinjoe05:
total of 58.
Try 60+ ... you can't figure your "total" before all your players are finished! :p (Nice job, though - those extra innings helped!)

Re: Santiago, his player page said "The Giants may elect to give Santiago a day off on Sunday", so it shouldn't be a shock. I took the chance w/ him anyway, myself... so wasn't shocked... would've been nice had he played, I may've broken 100 pts

And freakin' Thome... 0-8?!!! Cabrera 1-8?!! :rolleyes:
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/02/03 03:49 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by plawrence:
Hi Buffy :

If you give me your password, you can call me when you have no access to a computer and I'd be happy to "tweak" your roster for you.
Really??? wow, that is mighty kind of you...especially with my upcoming weekend away in July....

My name of course is BuffySanFran....my password is ecnahCtaF


On a sadder note...weekends suck in Buffy's fantasy (baseball) world. I let a pork chop cut in front of me while I was asleep at the wheel. Time to wake up and put the pedal to the metal...
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/02/03 08:59 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by J Geoff:


I just took a look at the weekly rankings for Weeks 2-8, to see if there where any trends...

PL - 1 - 9 - 5 - 1 - 3 - 1 - First - First again (edit)
LD - 1 - 3 - 2 - 3 - 4 - 2
JG - 9 - 4 - 1 - 5 - 6 - 6
UU - 5 - 5 - 6 - 8 - 2 - 7
DB - 8 - 1 - 3 - 7 - 9 - 3
HH - 3 - 6 - 7 - 9 - 5 - 8
OA - 6 - 2 - 8 - 2 - 1 - 4
SC - 4 - 7 - 9 - 6 - 8 - 9
BD - 7 - 8 - 4 - 4 - 7 - 5
Notice any trends yet? :p
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/02/03 09:18 AM

Today's Pitching

PL 2775 Giants
JG 2561 White Sox (6)
LD 2552 White Sox (6)
DB 2485 White Sox (6)
UU 2412 None (0) 00 2412 (no players)
OA 2258 Giants
BD 2231 Giants
HH 2223 None (0)
SC 2118 Giants
JJ 0145 None (0)

[ Added total scores --JG ]
Posted By: joltinjoe05

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/02/03 12:51 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by plawrence:

JJ None (?)
Too late

I won't be around for a while. So my roster will stay as the same.

Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/02/03 01:00 PM

Like in your signature? We'll be saying "Joltin'Joe" has left and gone away?

Boo hoo hoo

"So my roster will stay as the same"

I swear, you sounded just like Signor Roberto talking ("The rent stays as before")
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/02/03 02:03 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by plawrence:
I swear, you sounded just like Signor Roberto talking ("The rent stays as before")
Hilarious!

Looks like Pork got sick and tired of his view from behind Buffy! I get the honors now.

Not meaning to rub it in ( :p ) Buffy, but if you only had access to a computer Saturday night...
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/02/03 03:01 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Don Sicilia:
Looks like Pork got sick and tired of his view from behind Buffy!
The view is great, Douche, so I thought I'd share it with you. I think I'll back my way up to PL so I can see Buffy's front now
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/02/03 03:03 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by plawrence:
Notice any trends yet? :p
Yes! The trend is, you're one cocky mofo! :p
I'm #2 the past 2 weeks, so you just wait for the second half!
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/02/03 05:35 PM

Before I lose 2nd Place, for prosperity...

Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/02/03 05:47 PM

Hey!!!!!! Your six point Sheff lead grew to 9 today! That ain't fair.

Soooo, not confident in your lead eh? Not cocky trash talkin' like some people, huh?

I MUST have a better week this week. Of course until the weekend when it all falls apart for me.

You know, JG the view gets rather distorted a bit when you're TOO close! You might want to take up the rear and give it some distance
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/02/03 05:51 PM

I didn't expect much variety with only 3 games today, so there isn't much:

6 of us took C Santiago
4 took 1B Helton
2 took 2B Belliard, and 2 took Durham
3 took 3B Valentin, and 2 took Hillenbrand
5 took SS Jimenez
3 took LF Bonds (6 have no LF)
3 took CF Bradley (the rest have no CF) < damn him for the 2-run double!
4 took RF Walker, 2 Cruz Jr, 2 Ordonez
2 took DH Nady

6.6% of all players picked ChiSox PS today
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/02/03 05:56 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by La Dolce Vita:
JG the view gets rather distorted a bit when you're TOO close! You might want to take up the rear and give it some distance
I'm not too close, you're too close :p

Damn game maker Milton Bradley just scored 2 runs for Cleveland Guess we're both going down equally... :rolleyes: Ugh, time for a Colonectomy here in the 6th inning...
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/02/03 06:50 PM

Ok Porker, it's over...you don't have to wait up till midnight to relish in your 6 pitching points

It is now fair to call Colon an asshole, right??
Posted By: Big Daddy Don

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/02/03 06:55 PM

Sniff - Sniff - Smells like the Curse of Pork to me.
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/02/03 07:56 PM

Yep, and I seem to be forever stuck in the middle of this recurring Oreo dream.

Dammit.
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/02/03 08:12 PM

6 points. Ughh. I think I just threw up in my mouth.

At least it wasn't negative... :rolleyes:
Posted By: Big Daddy Don

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/02/03 08:21 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Don Sicilia:
6 points. Ughh
So the Curse got you too. :rolleyes:

When will you people ever learn
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/02/03 08:25 PM

All I have to say is...

LET'S GO ROCK-IES!!!
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/02/03 08:31 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Big Daddy Don:
Sniff - Sniff - Smells like the [b]Curse of Pork to me. [/b]
Until you have something to show for yourself, Pipsqueak, I'd keep quiet there in 7th Place :p
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/02/03 08:34 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Big Daddy Don:
When will you people ever learn
Learn? I have had one terrible (and long) week. Let's counter my terrible week with the week you didn't play because you were late and call that a wash.

The stats guy will tell you how many weeks I have stayed within the top 4, a week at number one with most of the time at number 2. Have you ever visited the top 4 BDD? With your eyes open, I mean

And you think you can teach me something....?

One bad fall on the playground and all the other kids want to kick you before you can get up and brush yourself off! ....typical.

Ah, the week is still young!
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/02/03 08:37 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Big Daddy Don:
you people
Something against Oreos, BDD? Must be a Keebler Elf kinda guy.
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/02/03 08:38 PM

Anyone else notice that JG is getting a little testy lately?
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/02/03 08:40 PM

He is always a little teste when he forces his way on top.

Posted By: Big Daddy Don

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/02/03 09:07 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by J Geoff:
Until you have something to show for yourself, Pipsqueak, I'd keep quiet there in 7th Place :p
Quote:
Originally posted by La Dolce Vita:
Have you ever visited the top 4 BDD? With your eyes open, I mean


Buffy, actually I was in the top 4 last week, now that you mention it although don't remember seeing you there . And in regards to the last 5 weeks - Pork Rinds you have only 4 points more than myself and of course we both have more than Buffy.

So you two kids should not be worrying about who is behind you - but should be worrying about who is in front of you - or have you both conceited first place.
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/02/03 09:20 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Big Daddy Don:
have you both conceited first place.
The only thing I've conceded to is, that I'm gonna beat YOU :p

Teste? Yeah, two of 'em actually!
Posted By: Big Daddy Don

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/02/03 09:48 PM

Hey, I was looking at one of the Fantasy Baseball web chat transcripts, this one hosted by Steve Gardner on USAToday. I copied some of it but - does the third one sound familiar?


********************
Murfreesboro, TN: Is Terrance Long the Odd Man Out in Oakland? Can Eric Byrnes really be this good? How has he fared in the minor's?

Steve Gardner: Long doesn't give the A's a whole lot offensively -- he doesn't hit particularly well for average or power and he doesn't steal as many bases as you'd think for a guy who's pretty fast.


--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

boise, id: good morning steve. love the chat. is it time to cut bait with konerko? my other option at 1b is dimitri young who has been hot. i need to make room for oswalt coming off the dl. also can you rank these pitchers for the rest of the season: buehrle, peavy, lawrence, bhkim, webb. thanks a bunch.

Steve Gardner: Young is a better option right now.

I have to think Buehrle will get things turned around in Chicago. Unless he's hiding some sort of an injury he should be a lot better than a 2-8 pitcher.

Put Buehrle first, then Kim, Peavy, Lawrence and Webb.

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New Mexico, PA: Steve, I just fell out of second place because I was at a wedding reception and quite drunk and was not able to make the necessary roster change. I don't believe that is fair - who do I talk to about that? Also I am concerned because I bearly beat out for the week a guy that is not even playing anymore. He hasn't changed his roster one bit the entire week, where I slave over stats each day, for what, to pick up 20 points on him? Damnit I hate this game.

Steve Gardner: Hey NM - face it, you had your run, time for somebody else now - you couldn't get it done. I noticed how you didn't mention that your offense got you a whopping 13 points on Sunday - gee I guess that had nothing to do with falling from second place. My suggestion is to enjoy third place for soon you be hitting fourth.

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Montreal, Canada: Hello, I would like to know if there is something wrong with Tim Salmon : he is being replaced almost every other day and he slumped for the last three weeks. Thank's in advance.

Steve Gardner: He's just struggling at the plate and he's getting some time off to get his head straight. It's just one of those things players go through. He'll be back.
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/02/03 10:04 PM

Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/02/03 10:19 PM



That is SO funny!!! It's hilarious to think they don't use uppercase letters in Boise!!!!

BDD - who said I was drunk? That was not why I could not make a roster change. Now, my last minute midnight roster changes COULD usually be blamed on a libation or three but Saturday night was strictly a technology problem or lack thereof.

And I still stand by my original argument that you can count up points all you want (achhhhhoooooGEEKgzuendheit!) , but you have NEVER PLACED in 4th place or above in the overall standings.

Talk smack about my performance all you want but I am still on top of you.
Posted By: joltinjoe05

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/02/03 10:40 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by La Dolce Vita:

Talk smack about my performance all you want but I am still on top of you.
[Insert immature, sex joke here]
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/03/03 08:54 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by J Geoff:
[quote]Originally posted by Big Daddy Don:
[b]have you both conceited first place.
The only thing I've conceded to is, that I'm gonna beat YOU :p

[/b][/quote]I think what BDD wants to know is, "Have you conceded to the person in first place, who is conceited?"
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/03/03 09:01 AM

Totals, Yesterday's Scores, Today's Pitching

PL 2810 (35) San Fran
JG 2582 (21) Oakland
LD 2570 (18) Atlanta
DB 2509 (24) San Diego
UU 2412 (00) LA
OA 2298 (40) Baltimore
BD 2247 (16) Oakland
HH 2228 (05) Yankees
SC 2151 (33) Philly
JJ. 0151 (06) Yankees
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/03/03 09:58 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by plawrence:
[b]Totals, Yesterday's Scores, Today's Pitching[/b]
Thanks, buddy -- saves me a few minutes
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/03/03 09:59 AM

Tuesday Results

PL 2810 San Fran (3) 17 2827
LD 2570 Atlanta (7) 48 2618
JG 2582 Oakland (-19) 14 2596
DB 2509 San Diego (16) 39 2548
UU 2412 LA (24) 39 2451
OA 2298 Baltimore (-10) 21 2319
BD 2247 Oakland (-19) 0 2247
HH 2228 Yankees (21) 40 2268
SC 2151 Philly (6) 19 2170
JJ 0151 Yankees (21) 44 0195

Eww.
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/03/03 10:02 AM

Bad Daddy, you SOB, you're gonna curse me today, aren't you? Dammit!! :rolleyes:

The Top 6 all have different PS's... for once... nice!! We'll really see where the curse is then... undoubtably, I'm the one who'll get fucked... by Bad Daddy's pick... sigh... like I need that!! :rolleyes:
Posted By: Big Daddy Don

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/03/03 02:00 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by J Geoff:
Bad Daddy, you SOB, you're gonna curse me today, aren't you? Dammit!!
Listen bacon butt - it is not I who holds the curse - I do fine on my own. For example there is not better feeling that waking up and finding I have Wood and am all alone. Hey, that doesn't sound good ...

Besides it was not I who yesterday scored a whopping 6 points from my PS as you took others down with you. Who knows, maybe that curse was because you were in third place, now that are in second maybe the curse no longer applies? Doubtful but hoping. However if Oakland tanks tonight, than you PM me each night your PS staff selection and we'll coordinate that we both don't have the same.
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/03/03 02:33 PM

With only 12 points seperating me from 2nd place I have to WISH for the BIGGEST of Bad Daddy curses today. I have been screwed over by Oakland three times badly in this game so far so I'm a bit reluctant to take them (and the Cubs ) - once you kick your dog one too many times, I doubt he is gonna come 'round and lick your hand.....
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/03/03 03:06 PM

WHOAAAA! Wait a minute!!!

JG - you and I share FOUR offensive players? My gosh, I peeked at your roster and thought I somehow was looking at mine at first glance!!

After yesterday's 3 game spectacle, today was a clean slate and we all could pick and choose at will - whoever we want - and WE END UP PICKING THE SAME FOUR PLAYERS OUT OF NINE OFFENSE?

Wow, either we really DO share a brain or you REALLY can see me from there.....
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/03/03 04:48 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by La Dolce Vita:
either we really DO share a brain or you REALLY can see me from there.....
Turn a little to the left so I can see you better in the webcam I hid in there!
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/03/03 04:52 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Big Daddy Don:
I do fine on my own.
Yeah, man... SF gave you all of 15 pts yesterday, watch out! And your 1 pt with 4 hitters is making me wonder if you've even cursed offensive players, too!

:p
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/03/03 05:25 PM

JG - if you are using a web-cam just to see baseball picks....... :rolleyes:

Some people. Wanna win at any cost.

Actually, I'm one of them.
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/03/03 11:57 PM

Damn you, Bad Daddy!

Your curse is killing me. I'll PM you my PS for tomorrow so you leave me alone!!
Posted By: Big Daddy Don

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/04/03 12:03 AM

You beat me to it. Guess the fact that you are in second place does nothing for the Curse. Your Curse is lethal no matter what place you are in. I don't see anyway they are gonna get anwhere near 0
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/04/03 12:04 AM

Who the hell do I blame for cursing ME?

Nice thing to come home to, Braves down by 4 in the 2nd inning. Televised, so of course I cant go anywhere till it is over (and boy, is it gonna be over!)

And what is with all the rain??

Lowell still likes me,thank goodness. C'mon baby, hit another homer for moi!
Posted By: Big Daddy Don

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/04/03 12:06 AM

Down by 4 in the second and you are crying . I would kill to have my PS down by only 4.
Posted By: Beth E

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/04/03 12:53 AM

Ok...anybody have Sammy Sosa? What's this I hear he got an RBI and they found out he had cork in his bat and got ejected. What a nimrod. At least I'm assuming that was today's game.

Chin up buffy. Braves tied it. Things are looking up.
Posted By: joltinjoe05

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/04/03 01:00 AM

I have always hated Sammy Sosa and the Cubs. This couldn't have happened to a nicer guy :rolleyes:

SCREW THE CUBBIES!!!
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/04/03 01:15 AM

Bethie, I'm impressed! I just saw that, but of course, I am watching the game. You got Sportscenter on over there? I'm so proud. You'll be a jock yet!

Florida Mike heard me and hit another homer - 19 points from him so far!

Oh wait...that would screw up those poor saps who took Oakland, huh?

I smell 2nd place!!!
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/04/03 01:22 AM

I smell something putrid and fetid. Oh yeah, that'd be my freakin' team today... :rolleyes:
Posted By: Big Daddy Don

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/04/03 01:43 AM

Ugghh - JGeoff at least the bleeding is over. WTF is up with -19.

Our batters can't get negative numbers also - can they ?
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/04/03 01:57 AM

No man, the only direction now is UP UP UP!! Watch out, PL!
Posted By: Beth E

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/04/03 01:58 AM

[QUOTE]Originally posted by La Dolce Vita:
[QB] Bethie, I'm impressed! I just saw that, but of course, I am watching the game. You got Sportscenter on over there? I'm so proud. You'll be a jock yet!

Buffy baby! No sportscenter. I got 2 sports channels that came with my cable. The Braves game acutally is on TBS for me. Watching the Orioles trample Houston. Only one brave soul picked the Orioles. You guys stick with your -19 pitching staff. Orioles are hot. You still got Brian Roberts right Buffy? 2 rbi's so far tonight girl!!!
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/04/03 02:07 AM

Beth...

You wanna post on this thread, get in the game already. No excuses.
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/04/03 02:19 AM

I have to agree with PL, Bethie...you can't voyeur all your life.

In sports, that is.
Posted By: OleificioAndreassi

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/04/03 03:34 AM

Let me tellya, ders nothin like a good night at the ballpark. Just got back from PNC- I put down 2 Primanti Bros. capicola sandwiches, ton a salted peanuts, almost got a guy to sell me a MillerLite, AND got on TV. O yeah,after a 2 1/2 hour delay they cancelled the actial game but i still had fun. There was no reason to cancel it-it was ridiculous. The fans were actually much more into the delay than we ever would be when th Bucs are actually playin. (Its not raining-- clap...clap...clap-clap-clap) Noone pict Bos or Pitt so it dont matter but there will be a doubleheader tommorrow which ill prolly be at. Somin to consider.

Side note: My boy got drafted today by the pirates in the 12th round. Holla.
Posted By: OleificioAndreassi

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/04/03 03:36 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by Beth E:

Watching the Orioles trample Houston. Only one brave soul picked the Orioles. You guys stick with your -19 pitching staff. Orioles are hot.
Ya, what a frickin pick :rolleyes: :rolleyes:
I must be a frickin genious :rolleyes: :rolleyes:
Posted By: Big Daddy Don

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/04/03 04:00 AM

Just about midnight EST and my team just got back to 0 - and I am happy about that. They were at - 30 at one point. At least I didn't end in the minus points like some teams have in the past - although far be it from me to mention any names (achhhhhoooooBUFFYgzuendheit!)

Have a good night all - I can assure you that JGeoff and I will NOT have the same PS tomorrow - I will leave that honor to one or more of you brave souls.
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/04/03 04:05 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by OleificioAndreassi:

Side note: My boy got drafted today by the pirates in the 12th round. Holla.
Is he going to college or the minors?
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/04/03 04:08 AM

Oh Lord, what is going on in San Diego! Beautiful 5 hit shut out going... Top of the ninth and Lawrence has just allowed 2 singles...

Edit: Freaking great! Young just hit a 3 run homer. I knew it was too good to last.

Second Edit: San Diego just lost. Hmmm... 16 points from them... I tell you what, it's better than -19! :p
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/04/03 05:20 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by Don Sicilia:
Young just hit a 3 run homer.
Thank God! That helped salvage my team for a whoppin' 14 pts total :p
Posted By: SC

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/04/03 08:44 AM

Looks like the big pick is the Red Sox pitching staff. What some guys (and gals) won't do for a doubleheader.

As a Bosox fan for over 40 years I didn't take 'em. This is the first time in about 100 years they're playing Pittsburgh.....the Sox are due to lose two
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/04/03 09:42 AM

Good morning, baseball fans....

Total Pts, Yesterdays Totals, Today's Pitching

PL 2820 (10) BoSox
LD 2618 (48) BoSox
JG 2596 (14) BoSox
DB 2548 (39) Pitts
UU 2451 (24) LA
OA 2316 (18) Pitts
HH 2268 (40) Yanks
BD 2247 (00) San Fran
SC 2170 (19) Seattle
JJ 0195 (44) Seattle

JG and Buffy switch places again...now she's back on top of him.
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/04/03 09:56 AM

I will go on record now as saying I do not have good feelings about the BoSox PS today. Lowe has been putrid on the road. (Edit: Forecast in Pittsburgh call for scattered thunderstorms)

Nice move yesterday, Buff. You haven't gained that many points on me in I don't know how long.

Hey, JG...I had my worst day in weeks. Gee, it's too bad you hardly made up any ground . How's it feel to be under Buffy again? :p
Posted By: Beth E

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/04/03 11:59 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by OleificioAndreassi:
[quote]Originally posted by Beth E:
[b]
Watching the Orioles trample Houston. Only one brave soul picked the Orioles. You guys stick with your -19 pitching staff. Orioles are hot.
Ya, what a frickin pick :rolleyes: :rolleyes:
I must be a frickin genious :rolleyes: :rolleyes: [/b][/quote]You guys don't actually take my bluffing seriously do you. The Orioles never disappoint. I knew they'd be back to their old ways in no time. Notice I never said that I would pick the Orioles.
Posted By: Beth E

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/04/03 12:00 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by plawrence:
Beth...

You wanna post on this thread, get in the game already. No excuses.
Hey plaw..you're a poet? What rhymes with "up yours". Give me till the All Star break to think about it.
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/04/03 01:44 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by plawrence:
Good morning, baseball fans....

[b]Total Pts, Yesterdays Totals, Today's Pitching


PL 2820 (10) BoSox
LD 2618 (48) BoSox
JG 2596 (14) BoSox
DB 2548 (39) Pitts
[/b]
Looks like I'm swimming up a creek against the big three! In any case, it's probably a good move if the BoSox stink up the joint and I can gain points on the three of you at once.
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/04/03 01:54 PM

To add on to Plaw's list, people might be interested who's using offensive players in the DH:

PL 2820 (10) BoSox (4 offensive players- all Bos)
LD 2618 (48) BoSox (3 Bos)
JG 2596 (14) BoSox (4 Bos, 1 Pit)
DB 2548 (39) Pitts (5 Pit)
UU 2451 (24) LA (0)
OA 2316 (18) Pitts (1 Pit)
HH 2268 (40) Yanks (1 Pit)
BD 2247 (00) San Fran (3 Bos)
SC 2170 (19) Seattle (2 Bos)
JJ 0195 (44) Seattle (0)
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/04/03 02:03 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Beth E:

Hey plaw..you're a poet? What rhymes with "up yours".
There once was a lady named Beth
Who one day made things quite a meth
She told Paul "Up Yours"
Which prompted guffaws
But she'll be in the game soon, I gueth

(Apologies to Ogden Nash. Betht I could do on short notice)
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/04/03 02:10 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by plawrence:
I will go on record now as saying I do not have good feelings about the BoSox PS today. Lowe has been putrid on the road.
Lowe? I'm scared to death of Kim!!!

I had LA PS and a pretty decent lineup till about midnight last night when I figured just because my ass healed up nicely from the last time I kicked myself, I did not want to go against the grain again today and risk having to contort myself in that position to do so again....

But if Nomo has a good night tonight, well......
Posted By: Beth E

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/04/03 02:12 PM

Keep up your boisterous laughing now why you can Mr. I'm in 1st place and ain't I cocky. I'm laughing hysterically that you called me a lady. Haven't had that word used to describe me in a while.
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/04/03 02:13 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by plawrence:
JG and Buffy switch places again...now she's back on top of him.
As it should be.

Got my sights on pinning down PL now.
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/04/03 02:31 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by La Dolce Vita:

I had LA PS and a pretty decent lineup till about midnight last night when I figured just because my ass healed up nicely from the last time I kicked myself, I did not want to go against the grain again today and risk having to contort myself in that position to do so again....

But if Nomo has a good night tonight, well......
That's freaky. I was all set with my lineup yesterday also with the LA PS (expensive as it is) and was really happy with my offensive lineup- even with my low value guys. But when I saw the doubleheader, I had to mix it all up again.
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/04/03 02:57 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by plawrence:
I will go on record now as saying I do not have good feelings about the BoSox PS today. Lowe has been putrid on the road. (Edit: Forecast in Pittsburgh call for scattered thunderstorms)
I agree. I originally picked Pitts (I pick my PS first, then fill up my roster with the $ I have left). But after I saw I had 4 BoSox and 1 Pitts player, I figured I should switch. We'll see... (And yes, before the double-header, I was all set with Nomo, too)

And yeah, while I do like being atop Buffy, I figured I'd take a break again
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/04/03 03:01 PM

Wednesday (repost)

PL 2820 (10) BoSox (4 offensive players- all Bos)
LD 2618 (48) BoSox (3 Bos)
JG 2596 (14) BoSox (4 Bos, 1 Pit)
DB 2548 (39) Pitts (5 Pit)
UU 2451 (24) LA (0)
OA 2316 (18) Pitts (1 Pit)
HH 2268 (40) Yanks (1 Pit)
BD 2247 (00) San Fran (3 Bos)
SC 2170 (19) Seattle (2 Bos)
JJ 0195 (44) Seattle (0)
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/04/03 04:11 PM

I, too, had my lineup set before I found out about the doubleheader. I had the Florida PS. If the DH doesn't work out, you'll be reading this post tomorrow in quotes when I cry.

I liked the Pittsburgh PS better today, but I couldn't find enough offense with the Pirates. How can you pick one teams's PS, and then take the other team's offense?

And Beth...What should I call you if not a lady?
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/04/03 04:17 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by plawrence:
How can you pick one teams's PS, and then take the other team's offense?
I usually make it a rule NEVER to do this very thing. Maybe I am just too superstitious but maybe there is a bit of logic in if you own a heavy hitter against your PS and your PS really blows it, you may get the points anyway from offense. It seems like it would be a wash to me so I never set out to do it - but I guess it could be considered "insurance" - better a wash than negative points?

You know me, once I get my mind set on something, I usually go for it, all OUT and all IN! :p
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/04/03 04:32 PM

I believe in almost any case, it is almost a wash if someone in your lineup hits against your PS. I'm sure you all did the math, but here goes (this assumes no one else is on base):

Single: 1 base for offense; -1 for PS = 0
Double: 2 bases for O; -1 for PS= 1
Triple: 3 bases for O; -1 for PS=2
Homerun= 4 bases, 1 RBI, 1 Run for O; -3 for ER, -1 Hit= 2 points

I guess 2 points is better than nothing.
Posted By: Beth E

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/04/03 04:36 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by plawrence:
And Beth...What should I call you if not a lady?
How about sexy beast?
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/04/03 04:40 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Don Sicilia:
I guess 2 points is better than nothing.
Of course it is But of course, too, the more runs against the PS, the greater the chance the PS will lose. I sometimes have a hitter against my PS (like today), and hope for extra-base hits, but no RBIs or runs scored from that player...
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/04/03 04:52 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by J Geoff:
... and hope for extra-base hits, but no RBIs or runs scored from that player...
Hence why they call this game "Fantasy"

And when you are ahead of a heel-nipping Pork Chop by only 22 points, hell yeah 2 points is something!
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/04/03 05:01 PM

Beth...

You're a sexy beast from Baltimore
And I'll tell you your one minor flaw:
(Even though Geoff has said
"Don't pollute this thread")
The same birthday as the 'ex' of P. Law.

(Admittedly, far from my best effort.)
Posted By: Big Daddy Don

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/04/03 05:05 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by J Geoff:
And yes, before the double-header, I was all set with Nomo,
Of which I was leaning towards until I learned this - than I was looking for just about anyone else - to avoid the curse.

I will just say that I hate this fvcking game. Damn, I lost points and dropped a place to a guy that is NOT EVEN PLAYING.

Damn, that is pitiful.
Posted By: Beth E

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/04/03 05:08 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by plawrence:
Beth...

You're a sexy beast from Baltimore
And I'll tell you your one minor flaw:
(Even though Geoff has said
"Don't pollute this thread")
The same birthday as the 'ex' of P. Law.

(Admittedly, far from my best effort.)
Much, much better. If my only minor flaw is your ex's bday I think I can live with that. The again..you don't know me hahaha. Don't worry about Geoff. I'll wait till he's drunk and shake my pom poms. He'll forget all about polluting his thread.
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/04/03 05:11 PM

Damn, Beth gets poetry and she ain't even supposed to be on this thread!!!

Haha!! Where I live, "Baltimore" doesn't rhyme with "flaw"

And NO Mayberry jokes, BDD. You think you are feeling pitiful now?......just try me.
Posted By: Beth E

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/04/03 05:13 PM

I guess you need a thick NY accent, then maybe Balti MAWWW will rhyme with flaw.

Hey...I've waited 6 months for my rauncy pm from Snake. Let me get my due.
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/04/03 05:56 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by La Dolce Vita:
Damn, Beth gets poetry and she ain't even supposed to be on this thread!!!
You want poetry, too? Here:

That Buffy, she likes to talk "smack"
She looks forward, and that it is fact
But all she will see
When she does look at me
Is a view of P. Lawrence's back.
Posted By: Beth E

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/04/03 06:06 PM

Here's my take:

Plaw is a guy from New York
Who is trying his best to beat Pork
With Buffy he talks smack
But she's sneaking up his back
Soon he won't be so cocky no more
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/04/03 06:15 PM

Not bad. Not bad at all.

Three LOLs out of a possible four.
Posted By: Beth E

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/04/03 06:18 PM

Thank you, thank you. I'll try my darndest to work on the forth .
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/04/03 07:54 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Beth E:
If my only minor flaw is your ex's bday I think I can live with that. Then again..you don't know me hahaha.
Then again, you don't know my ex. :rolleyes:
Posted By: Beth E

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/04/03 09:12 PM

So...you're saying because we share the same zodiac sign we're kin? What year was she born in at least? We've gotta have something in common, besides being thorns in your side.
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/04/03 09:16 PM

The first game of the doubleheader has started.

Oh yea... This is going well. Already 1 - 0 Boston, bottom of the first. I think the first run was unearned though. Helps those who had Mueller though.
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/04/03 09:19 PM

Game One is underway.

Not surprisingly, the top 3 have almost identical rosters. Not much change in scores can be expected overall tonight with us. My only hope is for Lowell to have another night like last night - because I don't think I can put all my hopes in scoring big with my little 2 million dollar fellas.
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/04/03 09:22 PM

I spoke too soon, DB - I dont have Mueller

Gonna be a long night.

Will be interesting with #4 going with Pitts!
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/04/03 09:33 PM

Yea, it will be interesting! Tonight will either tell if it is a four-person race (if I can make up some ground with my Pitt pick) or just you three. Or maybe it won't tell us anything if the doubleheader is a wash.
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/05/03 01:28 AM

Wednesday (unofficial finals)

PL 2820 BoSox (14)+(18) 90 2910
LD 2618 BoSox (14)+(18) 86 2704
JG 2596 BoSox (14)+(18) 93 2689
DB 2548 Pitts (-16)+(-9) 10 2558
UU 2451 LA (22) 45 2496
OA 2316 Pitts (-16)+(-9) -10 2306
HH 2268 Yanks (4) 37 2305
BD 2247 San Fran (22) 55 2302
SC 2170 Seattle (24) 64 2234
JJ 0195 Seattle (24) 43 0238 < not 44?!

(BoSox/Pitts double-header) Wow, I've never seen such offense by a team before, like Boston tonight. Woohoo! BTW - The game isn't reporting Boston's PS scores correctly, so I've calculated them myself.
Posted By: OleificioAndreassi

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/05/03 05:23 AM

Just got back from PNC- or should I say the Boston Marathon. I think everyone on their roster got to round the bases tonight. Prolly cuz they pretty much had a home game tonight (u no its bad when the whole stadium in the burgh is chanting "Yankees Suck")

Is any1 herr from Boston. Whos the backup outfielder named Jackson- hes the frickin man. I sat right on the 3rd base line toward the corner so I's right over the left fielders. WE gave so Manny so much hell and he just stood ther w/ his hands on his nees & never even looked up once. Then they put this Jackson guy in for the last inning and he was sweet. he looked up and laughed at our insults & said shit to us- made our trash talking way more fun. The best though was when the pirates werr down to therr last out he turned to us and turned his hat inside out indicating the "rally cap" -- i thought it was hilarious. It showed me how much more fun the young no-name was having than the multi-millinaire

I put my faith in the bucos pitching today...and...well...i came up with -25 but thats aight- it was another good night at the park- i also have a newfound hatred for NewEnglanders(not really if u are 1)although the Pirate organization prolly loves em---beer sells tripled today.
Posted By: OleificioAndreassi

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/05/03 05:25 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by Don Sicilia:
[quote]Originally posted by OleificioAndreassi:
[b]
Side note: My boy got drafted today by the pirates in the 12th round. Holla.
Is he going to college or the minors? [/b][/quote]Hes got a full ride waiting for him at Marshall U. but I bet hell sign & go to the minors
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/05/03 05:44 AM

OA - Sorry to hear your team blew it... and I like the Pirates. In fact, I was gonna go with their PS today, until I saw all the BoSox on my team

Here is your man, Damian Jackson. Never heard of him, but it's great to hear that some big leaguers still have minor league fun!

And congrats on your boy - get me a rookie card, huh?

PS Be careful, HH and BD are right up your butt!
Posted By: SC

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/05/03 05:53 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by J Geoff:
(BoSox/Pitts double-header) Wow, I've never seen such offense by a team before, like Boston tonight.
What the f*ck happened? I get rid of Trot Nixon and he comes through with 17 points!!?

Pittsburgh - FEH!!!
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/05/03 05:58 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by SC:
What the f*ck happened? I get rid of Trot Nixon and he comes through with 17 points!!?
Glad I picked him up

Boston... sheesh, SC... at least be a Dodgers fan if you're not gonna root for a NY team! :p
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/05/03 12:36 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by SC:
I get rid of Trot Nixon and he comes through with 17 points!!?
How do you think I feel? I put Manny on my roster at the beginning of the week. Would've been nice to have him all to myself yesterday...
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/05/03 01:24 PM

Thursday (unofficial final)

PL 2910 Mets (-7)+(-3) 61 2971
LD 2704 Dodgers (28) 68 2772
JG 2689 Dodgers (28) 58 2747
DB 2558 Mets (-7)+(-3) 55 2613
UU 2496 Dodgers (28) 70 2566
BD 2302 Dodgers (28) 84 2386
OA 2308 Dodgers (28) 58 2366
HH 2305 Yanks (26) 55 2360
SC 2236 Dodgers (28) 54 2290
JJ 0240 Mariners (16) 46 0286

Mutts/Brewers DH today. I was too scared to pick either PS, even w/ the double-header, so I hope I'm not burned. Brown is due to get hammered, hope it's not today! I feel kinda dirty, being the bologna in the Mutts sandwhich
Posted By: SC

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/05/03 01:29 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by La Dolce Vita:
I put Manny on my roster at the beginning of the week. Would've been nice to have him all to myself yesterday...
I've had Ramirez on my roster from Day 1, and have watched his value climb from 6.1 to 6.6, but I can't figure him out.....He's averaging only 4.0 pts per game (although its 7.0 this past week) and his value keeps rising!?

I suppose he's due to bust a stretch of some big scoring games, but his value should be tied into what he's actually producing, NOT on to his "name".
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/05/03 01:44 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by J Geoff:
DB 2548 Pitts (-16)+(-9) 10 [b]2558
[/b]
I feel ill!
Posted By: Big Daddy Don

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/05/03 01:52 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Don Sicilia:
Hmmm... 16 points from them... I tell you what, it's better than -19! :p
So DS, looks like on Tuesday night you were talking how bad -19 from a PS was. Gee I guess after last night and your - 25, the -19 isn't so bad after all.
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/05/03 01:57 PM

But you know what BDD, 10 points yesterday after the -25 is A LOT better than the goose egg you came up with after your -19! :p

With that said, I still feel ill.
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/05/03 02:22 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by J Geoff:
I feel kinda dirty, being the bologna in the Mutts sandwhich
Why am I not surprised that I am right in there with you? :rolleyes: Of course, I don't feel dirty though

The points spread between Pork 'N Buffy is only 15 now. How am I supposed to leave you in the dust if we keep thinking alike in our picks??

Stop it!

We both dropped Helton for Sexson? AND took the Dodgers? (And don't be jinxing my man Kevin.)
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/05/03 03:14 PM

Hey, at least there are afternoon games today.

By quitting time we can see some action on this thread!
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/05/03 03:40 PM

One of the things that I've always found fascinating about baseball is the symetry of its statistics. Wins equal losses, runs scored equals runs allowed, etc. Which brings me, again, to the question of the wisdom of picking offensive players who are going against your own pitching staff.

One of the problems with this ESPN game, I think, is that the staistics are not symetrical. The negative value to a pitching staff of a run scored is not the same as the positive value to the offense. A few examoles:

Bases empty home run:
positive 6 for offense
negative 4 for pitching staff

One run, as a result of three singles:
positive 5 for offense
negative 6 for pitching staff

Basesd loaded home run (assuming bases were loaded as a result of singles or walks):
positive 15 for offense
negative 16 for pitching staff

Why should a run given up because of three singles cost a pitcher more than a run given up by a solo homer?

The reason for this is that for pitchers, a hit counts the same, negative 1, whether it's a single or home run, while for a batter, he gets credit for the number of the hits total bases.

Another reason is that for a pitcher, walks and singles are negated by strikeouts. This really makes no sense, IMO, because to a pitcher, the negative impact of a walk or single is in most cases far greater than the positive value of a strikeout.

A much better way to score the pitching would be to chargew the PS with a negative 2 for every run, earned or not, a negative 1 for every total base, a negartive 1 for every walk, and no positive total for strikeouts.

Then, positive offensive totals would equal negative pitching totals.
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/05/03 03:54 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by plawrence:

Another reason is that for a pitcher, walks and singles are negated by strikeouts. This really makes no sense, IMO, because to a pitcher, the negative impact of a walk or single is in most cases far greater than the positive value of a strikeout.
I agree! I was discussing this very thing with a coworker just yesterday who plays fantasy on another site. He didnt seem to understand the impact of the single vs. strikeout thing because of course he was just looking at pitching "statistics" but I was trying to get him to understand the effect it could have on the outcome of the game if a pitcher lets batters on base.

But then this is the guy who always tries to get me to take the White Sox

Your analytical mind at work again Paulie...do you ever take a break?
Posted By: Big Daddy Don

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/05/03 03:55 PM



So let me understand - this is something you actually think about in your spare time ?

We need to get you out more, my friend.
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/05/03 04:00 PM

Haha Bad Daddy! At least I get out on the weekends....as proven by my decline which starts on Saturday and Monday I usually have to work at pulling it back up.
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/05/03 04:01 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by plawrence:
Why should a run given up because of three singles cost a pitcher more than a run given up by a solo homer?
I think of walks and hits more like "mistakes." The pitcher makes one mistake, giving up a solo homer, but makes 3 mistakes giving up three singles.

I also consider K's to be positive, since it's a feel-good at-bat for the pitcher. He caused the batter to get a big fat zero.

...for pitchers, a hit counts the same, negative 1, whether it's a single or home run, while for a batter, he gets credit for the number of the hits total bases.

A hit and a homer don't count the same. A hit (and a walk) can be harmless, but a homer is never harmless.

Extra-base hits can be harmless as well (e.g., a 2-out double then a K), and the point-per-base rewards the base runner (+2). Notice the extra bases don't impact the pitcher (-1).

A much better way to score the pitching would be to chargew the PS with a negative 2 for every run, earned or not, a negative 1 for every total base, a negartive 1 for every walk, and no positive total for strikeouts.

I don't know... I don't think a PS should be penalized for a fielding error leading to an unearned run. I don't think unearned runs should be considered at all in the scoring. If anything, I'd say -2 subtracted from the FIELDER for each error.

Why not add more possibilities for the BATTER? -2 for an error, +1 for a double-play, etc. Batters/fielders should be able to get negative numbers, too.

What I also hate is there's no point (positive or negative) for a hit batsman. I don't know how many times I've watched the Yanks and seen by guy get hit. No at-bat, no points, no punishment. Sure, he could eventually score a run, but I'd like the chance of the batter hitting or walking. -1 for the PS for a hit batsman, I say, and +1 for the hitter, who's gotten on base. +1 for getting on base, regardless how, should be the deal.

We could probably go on for hours like this

BTW, the PS scores are fairly new. Before a year or two ago, PS wasn't an issue - you only picked offense and that was that. I really like the addition of the PS!
Posted By: Big Daddy Don

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/05/03 04:06 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by La Dolce Vita:
Haha Bad Daddy! At least I get out on the weekends....
I was actually replying to PL - I didn't see your message till later. After reading your's though - you are a sad soul also. So that is what you talk about in work huh. I guess in Mayberry it is either that or how the crops on the farm are doing - or the big news going on at the 'filling station'
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/05/03 04:11 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Big Daddy Don:
...you are a sad soul also.
I, too, think about this stuff. Hmm, that makes PL, LDV, and myself. I guess thinking about this stuff pays off, huh? :p
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/05/03 04:12 PM

Of course you were talking about PL.

But still, all I gotta say to you is Mayberry indeed. If you ever come over for a visit, I can show you my fine city by way of hayride. You're not allergic to chickens are ya?
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/05/03 04:15 PM

Good points, JG. But I still feel that the positive total of the offense should equal the negative total of the PS.
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/05/03 04:28 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by plawrence:
Good points, JG. But I still feel that the positive total of the offense should equal the negative total of the PS.
So then you'll agree that the unearned runs should be subtracted by the fielders causing the error... good.
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/05/03 04:32 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by J Geoff:
[quote]Originally posted by Big Daddy Don:
[b]...you are a sad soul also.
I, too, think about this stuff. Hmm, that makes PL, LDV, and myself. I guess thinking about this stuff pays off, huh? :p [/b][/quote]Since I don't think about this stuff, does that mean I'm in first place of the people who are trying to win this game on pure talent (w/o thinking about things like strategy)?!

Just kidding. I actually think about this stuff also. Being a numbers person will do that to you- as the three ahead of me can attest to.

I agree with PL. The symmetry in the game should be mirrored in the fantasy game.
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/05/03 05:43 PM

Besides OA - does anyone have any plans to go to a game this year?

I have plans for probably only 3. First one is July 12 at Coors - Dodgers vs. Rockies. You've been warned, not that anyone would take any of those teams but I don't want to be called a jinx.

I have a friend in Phoenix who has season tickets every year to Bank One Ballpark (and never uses them ) so I usually contact him when I want to see the Dodgers play (and for FREE!). LA plays there July 26 and then the Giants are there over Labor Day Weekend which I have all 3 day's tickets - Saturday, Sunday and Monday. I'll probably just end up going to the Saturday game. Depends. Phoenix is a fun town.

Of course all this traveling and stadium stalking depends on my ability to acquire a laptop to keep my 2nd place or better perch
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/05/03 06:10 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by La Dolce Vita:
...to keep my 2nd place or better perch
Pretty confident that you'll still be in the Top 2, huh? :p
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/05/03 08:39 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by J Geoff:
I don't know... I don't think a PS should be penalized for a fielding error leading to an unearned run. I don't think unearned runs should be considered at all in the scoring. If anything, I'd say -2 subtracted from the FIELDER for each error.
Have you ever read anything by Bill James? He's the guy who developed "game scores" for pitchers. I forgot the exact formula...something like "start with 50, add 1 point for each out recorded, 4 points for each inning pitched after the 5th, 1 point for a strikeout, subtract 1 for a walk, 2 for a hit, 2 for an unearned run, 4 for an earned run". Something like that.

The idea was for a complete game 2 or 3 hit shutout with about 9 K's and no walks should score out to close to 100.

He counted earned runs for twice the negative value of an unearned run.

I never liked the way unearned runs were figured anyway. Correct me if I'm wrong, 'cause I'm not 100% sure here, but if there are two outs and no one on, and the next batter reaches on an error, if the next guy hits a homer, then both runs are unearned.

I have no problem with the run that scored on the error being unearned, but the pitcher did give up a homer. Seems to me that should be an earned run.

Same scenario: After the error, the pitcher gets tatooed. Gives up homers, doubles, walks, and 6 runs. All unearned? Makes no sense.
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/05/03 08:44 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by plawrence:

I never liked the way unearned runs were figured anyway. Correct me if I'm wrong, 'cause I'm not 100% sure here, but if there are two outs and no one on, and the next batter reaches on an error, if the next guy hits a homer, then both runs are unearned.

I have no problem with the run that scored on the error being unearned, but the pitcher did give up a homer. Seems to me that should be an earned run.

Same scenario: After the error, the pitcher gets tatooed. Gives up homers, doubles, walks, and 6 runs. All unearned? Makes no sense.
I believe you're right Plaw. All runs allowed by a pitcher after a two-out error are unearned. It makes no sense to me either, although in this game, it helps us (other than slimming our chances for the win, of course).
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/05/03 08:56 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Don Sicilia:

It makes no sense to me either, although in this game, it helps us (other than slimming our chances for the win, of course).
It only helps if it's your PS. That doesn't help me.
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/05/03 09:18 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by plawrence:
The "nice" thing about the Mets PS is their defense is so horrible that on a day when they give up 13 runs, only 8 of them are earned. :rolleyes: :p
Hmmm... For some reason, I recall this unearned run issue helping you out more than anyone... Where did I see that? It's on the tip of my tongue... :p
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/05/03 09:33 PM

Wow, you guys bring up some good points to ponder. I am trying to remember how they did it in the other league I was in a few years ago. I always said I liked this one better - there are vast differences in tallying though.

Psssst, PL - was it your intention to get voyeurs like BethE and others off this thread? I am sure with your wordy musings it is probably a safe bet that only obsessed types like myself and a few others would bother reading every word - but then again, since you said your upcoming book was FREE - you know we will read that as well.
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/05/03 09:43 PM

Just an observation, but am I having a case of deja vu from yesterday?

Does everyone come out of the woodwork to homer in a double header? 5 so far and it is only the 5th inning.

Oh, only one from the Mets.

Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/05/03 09:44 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by La Dolce Vita:
Psssst, PL - was it your intention to get voyeurs like BethE and others off this thread?
Nooooo, it's my intention to get the voyeurs into the damn game.

One homer so far for the Mutts, but it's By My Gy Ty
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/05/03 11:36 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by plawrence:
I have no problem with the run that scored on the error being unearned, but the pitcher did give up a homer. Seems to me that should be an earned run.

Same scenario: After the error, the pitcher gets tatooed. Gives up homers, doubles, walks, and 6 runs. All unearned? Makes no sense.
The pitcher should've been out of the inning, but the fielding error caused him to continue. It's not the pitchers fault (well, unless he caused the error himself), so why should he be penalized with a higher ERA?

I don't think you necessarily need 2 outs to get unearned runs, either.

What I DO hate, a lot, I probaby mentioned already. I forget. But how a starter can leave the 8th inning with like a 10-2 lead, clearly winning the game. Then the releavers come in and give up 8 runs, tieing the game. The team wins anyway, and the same reliever who gave up those 8 runs ends up being the winner of the game. WTF is that bullshit? Happend to Mo Rivera last week. Total bullshit, IMHO.

And damn you, PL, for having over 40 pts already with a negative PS score for game one... argh! At least I have Sexson though ... :p
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/05/03 11:59 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by J Geoff:

The pitcher should've been out of the inning, but the fielding error caused him to continue. It's not the pitchers fault (well, unless he caused the error himself), so why should he be penalized with a higher ERA?

I don't think you necessarily need 2 outs to get unearned runs, either.
Yeah, he should have been out of the inning, but all that subsequent offense was still his fault. Those same guys still would have batted in the next inning, so in effect, their contribution is being negated, at least as it applies to the pitcher's ERA, simply because it came after an error.

Of course your right about not needing two outs for an unearned run. The first batter can reach on an error, and whenever he scores, rgardless of the number of outs, the run will be unearned. i just used the two out example to illustrate what I think is the stupidity of the rule.

Nice to have all this offense today. I need it to keep up with the Mutts pitching.
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/06/03 12:03 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by plawrence:
Nice to have all this offense today. i need it to keep up with the Mutts pitching.
No kidding... 4 more runs in the 1st inning of the 2nd game Glad I didn't take part in the double-header... my only regret was not getting more of the offensive (wow, double meaning there ) players
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/06/03 01:14 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by plawrence:
My Gy Ty
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/06/03 01:17 AM

My Gy Ty. A one man gang. 22 points already.

Of course, he's off my team tomorrow.
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/06/03 01:23 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by plawrence:
My Gy Ty. A one man gang. 22 points already.

Of course, he's off my team tomorrow.
So're all these worthless Mutts on my roster :rolleyes:
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/06/03 04:56 AM

Wow, a pretty good day for everyone! (See first post of this page)

BD moved up 2 spaces to #6 - a contender in the second half, no doubt

JJ - What happened, you got 2 extra points somehow

And go figure, no curses... except pour DB, with the Curse of Plaw killing his PS!
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/06/03 05:26 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by J Geoff:

PL 2910 Mets (-7)+(-3) 61 [b]2971

[/b]
I am now convinced plawrence has sold his soul to the devil.
Posted By: SC

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/06/03 05:53 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by La Dolce Vita:
I am now convinced plawrence has sold his soul to the devil.
You kiddin' or sumptin? Plawrence has the devil as his 3rd base coach.
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/06/03 09:19 AM

Thursday (official final) & Friday's Pitching

PL 2910 Mets (-7)+(-3) 61 2971 San Fran
LD 2704 Dodgers (28) 68 2772 San Fran
JG 2689 Dodgers (28) 58 2747 San Fran
DB 2558 Mets (-7)+(-3) 55 2613 San Fran
UU 2496 Dodgers (28) 70 2566 LA
BD 2302 Dodgers (28) 84 2386 LA
OA 2308 Dodgers (28) 58 2366 San Fran
HH 2305 Yanks (26) 55 2360 Yanks
SC 2236 Dodgers (28) 54 2290 San Fran
JJ 0240 Mariners (16) 46 0286 Seattle
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/06/03 09:28 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by La Dolce Vita:
I am now convinced plawrence has sold his soul to the devil.
I briefly considered that idea at the start of the season, but decided instead to save my soul and make a deal for the Nets in the NBA Finals.

Don't you SEE the tail growing out of MY BACK?

And what are you whining about? You're making progress this week.
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/06/03 01:43 PM

Man, am I lucky to get 65 offensive points to offset my negative point pitching staff. Two days in a row I've screwed myself with these doubleheaders...
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/06/03 02:09 PM

Thank God no more rainouts. All these double headers did for the top 3 is advance us all up the same since we pretty much had the same players and PS.

And today? Was there a blue light special on Giants? At least it will come down to making some points off offense. Although Pork and I still share same players. :rolleyes:

On second thought? plawrence IS the devil.
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/06/03 02:18 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by La Dolce Vita:
Thank God no more rainouts. All these double headers did for the top 3 is advance us all up the same since we pretty much had the same players and PS.
Yea, thank God! You forget to mention, Buffy, that the rainouts further distanced the top 3 from me in fourth place. Four straight games of negative pitching staff points! Un-freaking-believable! :rolleyes:
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/06/03 02:29 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Don Sicilia:
You forget to mention, Buffy, that the rainouts further distanced the top 3 from me in fourth place.
Um, that's a BAD thing, right? Oh I don't ever cross you off my list as a contender. I can remember doing the one-step-forward-two-steps-back dance with you for a long time.

But the top 4 isn't gonna see a whole lot of change in scenery if we all keep picking the same PS UNLESS we have players who are gonna play offense like those did in the 2 days of double headers!!

Now, on a serious note. The weekend is approaching. You all know what that means - I gotta work to fight off the decline potential. Buffy's going out tonight and will NOT be home in time for the deadline so hopefully no rainouts/major injuries or changes after 6 pm or so.
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/06/03 08:50 PM

Man, am I glad that the Cubs-Yanks game is underway. I have four offensive players in that game.
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/06/03 08:53 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Don Sicilia:
Man, am I glad that the Cubs-Yanks game is underway. I have four offensive players in that game.
Yeah... and damn, I was hoping for a double-header tomorrow!

And of course you have Giambi - he just hit a 2-run HR :rolleyes: :p
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/06/03 08:56 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by J Geoff:
Yeah... and damn, I was hoping for a double-header tomorrow!
I am SURE you were Pork Chop!!

As long as they would've announced it before I went out for the night

I see you trying to get in front of me This weekend I am gonna stay alert and on top of my game!
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/06/03 08:59 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by J Geoff:
Yeah... and damn, I was hoping for a double-header tomorrow!

And of course you have Giambi - he just hit a 2-run HR :rolleyes: :p
No, no more doubleheaders! Please!

Yea, I'm following the game through the ESPN Game Update. Right before it happened, Giambi had an 0-2 count and I wondered, "Wouldn't it be great if he hit a 2-run home run right now?!" But it's not like I'm prophetic or anything- I think that before any of my player's at bats.
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/06/03 09:00 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by La Dolce Vita:
As long as they would've announced it before I went out for the night
Actually I was hoping they'd announce it after you went out I was already checking out some roster posibilities
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/06/03 09:03 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Don Sicilia:
I'm following the game through the ESPN Game Update.
I'm watching it on TV. Just for you, I'm gonna quickly make voodoo dolls of Giambi, Sori, Corey, and Karros and start poking them with pins! :p
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/06/03 09:08 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by J Geoff:
I'm gonna quickly make voodoo dolls of .....Karros and start poking them with pins
Watch it with Eric, Pork. You know I love that guy. I wanna work some voodoo of my own on him.
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/06/03 09:11 PM

You'd rather me hex Corey? I'd love to put him on the DL so y'all have to get him off your rosters! You can play with Karros all you want, though, Buff...
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/06/03 09:12 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by J Geoff:
quote:
Originally posted by Don Sicilia:
I'm following the game through the ESPN Game Update.
I'm watching it on TV. Just for you, I'm gonna quickly make voodoo dolls of Giambi, Sori, Corey, and Karros and start poking them with pins! :p :p
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/06/03 09:13 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Don Sicilia:
The Curse is real! The curse is real! It's finally admitted!
No, the Curse of Pork is only real when I suffer from it, too!
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/06/03 09:15 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by J Geoff:
[quote]Originally posted by Don Sicilia:
[b]The Curse is real! The curse is real! It's finally admitted! :p
No, the Curse of Pork is only real when I suffer from it, too! [/b][/quote]

Well, Karros got a single to my team's (and apparently Buffy's) delight. Too bad the Cubs stink at putting together a rally.
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/06/03 09:17 PM

Damn, it's not working - Sori just got a hit, too ... now Giambi's up again...
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/06/03 09:19 PM

Ha! Well that is Karro's HIT for the year. He's done. Hey, I never said he was gooooooood!

Karros, Mussina, Matheny, Zeile. A few of the world's most perfect men

DB, are you "watching" the game at work? Me too! It's only 3:20 here so I gotta ways to go.
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/06/03 09:21 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by La Dolce Vita:
DB, are you "watching" the game at work? Me too! It's only 3:20 here so I gotta ways to go.
Yea! It's something I never used to do until I got involved in the fantasy game w/ you folks! During March Madness, I would follow the games at work because money was involved!
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/06/03 09:23 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by La Dolce Vita:
Karros, Mussina, Matheny, Zeile. A few of the world's most perfect men
Buffy's Dream Team...

Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/06/03 09:24 PM

Well, I was hoping for a 3-run homer but a sac-fly RBI by Giambi and a run scored by Sori will do! :p
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/06/03 09:26 PM

Sure, blame "us" folks. Don't worry, when I am fired - I will blow the lid off this whole operation and expose you for the obsessed fanatics you are.

But then if I am fired, I can stay home and watch the games on TV with a snack and a drink. Life could be so good!
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/06/03 09:29 PM

JG - you crack me up. Ok, I have met two of the four in person and let me say that Eric and Todd (who used to room together by the way - now THERE is a dream team ) are so much hotter in person.

Twice I have met Karros face to face and yet we are not married. What's up with that?
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/06/03 09:31 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by La Dolce Vita:
Eric and Todd (who used to room together by the way ...... yet we are not married. What's up with that?
Hmm, let me see... two guys living together, at their age... I don't know, Buff, can't figure it out either...

(Just kidding, of course! )

Are you sure it was face-to-face?
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/06/03 09:36 PM

Yuck, Eric is wearing a Cubbies hat, ick. The picture I have at my desk here (no stalker jokes) he is holding a bat, looking sideways and wearing his Dodgers shirt. Hair is tousled oh man, he is just too cute.

And why in the world anytime a girl shows interest in a nice looking, successful, sweet guy all the OTHER guys imply he is gay?

Second time that has happened to me today

By the way, they lived together like in college (that is not when I saw them, darn), not now JG - I think he married someone else and had a kid a year or so ago....
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/06/03 09:37 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by J Geoff:
[quote]Originally posted by La Dolce Vita:
[b]Eric and Todd (who used to room together by the way ...... yet we are not married. What's up with that?
Hmm, let me see... two guys living together, at their age... I don't know, Buff, can't figure it out either...

(Just kidding, of course! )

Are you sure it was face-to-face? [/b][/quote] That's why they aren't married JG! He never got a good look at her! Just kidding!

Man, Zambrano is getting rocked.
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/06/03 09:38 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by J Geoff:
Are you sure it was face-to-face?
You're right. He is 6'4" 226 or so. I am 5'4". But the view was just fine.
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/06/03 09:39 PM

LDV, so you actually talked to Karros? What was the occasion?
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/06/03 09:46 PM

Talk? that is a stretch. I could lie. But honest, I was just another stalker on two different occasions that was able to worm my way into places I wasnt supposed to be and get up close and personal. One time I actually extended my hand and he shook it and said a few nice words but he was in a hurry. Must have misunderstood my intentions when I mouthed the words I-LOVE-YOU-TAKE-ME-WITH-YOU.

Might have been why he transfered to Chicago. Knows the chances of me going to a game up there are pretty "iffy".
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/06/03 11:11 PM

JG, stop doing your voodoo! It must have been a late-kicking curse you put on my guys!
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/06/03 11:12 PM

Damn Patterson!! I'm gettin' that mofo to curse him for all y'all!!
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/07/03 06:08 AM

Friday unofficial results

PL 2971 SF (19) 77 3048
LD 2772 SF (19) 45 2817
JG 2747 SF (19) 70 2817
DB 2613 SF (19) 57 2670
UU 2566 LA (35) 51 2617
BD 2386 LA (35) 68 2454
OA 2366 SF (19) 52 2418
HH 2360 NYY (20) 44 2404
SC 2290 SF (19) 59 2349
JJ 0286 Sea (16) 46 0332

Wow, I can't get ANY closer to Buffy, huh?
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/07/03 06:52 AM

Wow. D-H tomorrow, and not even good enough (to me) to take much advantage of it. I'm sticking with my PS, and swapped only 2 batters cuz of the D-H (reluctantly), one from KC, and one from Col. They're all sucking, so, I probably screwed myself taking even them! But let's see...

And Buff, I can't believe you missed it anyway!

10 mins to deadline... who dares?
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/07/03 07:18 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by J Geoff:
Wow. D-H tomorrow, and not even good enough (to me) to take much advantage of it.
Me too. Helton, of course, but then it was tough to find guys that figured to play both games. Looks like Buffy wasn't the only one who missed it. DB abd BD have Helton, and I think that's about it. Edit: Didn't notice that DB & SC have Colorado PS
Almost missed it.
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/07/03 11:21 AM

Friday official results, todays's PS

PL 2971 SF (19) 77 3048 White Sox
LD 2772 SF (19) 45 2817 San Fran
JG 2747 SF (19) 70 2817 San Fran
DB 2613 SF (19) 54 2667 Colorado
UU 2566 LA (35) 51 2617 LA
BD 2386 LA (35) 68 2454 San Fran
OA 2366 SF (19) 52 2418 San Fran
HH 2360 NYY (20) 44 2404 Yanks
SC 2290 SF (19) 59 2349 Colorado
JJ 0286 Sea (16) 46 0332 Seattle
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/07/03 11:26 AM

I had the San Fran PS originally, but my maneuvering for the DH forced me to go with the cheaper White Sox. But any decent pitcher can never be a bad pick in Dodger Stadium.

I was tempted to take the Rockies PS, but then I asked myself a very simple question:

"What am I, fucking nuts?"

I admire your courage, DB. But desperate times call for desperate measures, I guess.
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/07/03 12:55 PM

Damn, Gina! (For all the "Martin" fans out there) I'd like to say that I picked Colorado because I'm a stragegist and felt that it was a good way to get the points I lost this week. But no, that's not the case. I picked Chacon earlier in the day and thought for sure that only the Atlanta game was postponed. If I did know it was a doubleheader, you guys know I would gone the plaw route and loaded my team with offensive players from the doubleheader, especially Colorado. As it stands, I only have Helton. Arggh- I hate tactical errors!

Well, I better start my concession speech now...

hmmm... hmmm (clearing my throat)

Today (day day day...)
I consider myself (self self self...)
the luckiest man (man man man...)
on the face of the earth. (earth earth earth...)

:p

Are you kidding me?! The eternal optimist says 3 homeruns for Helton and two shutouts by Colorado! Go Rockies!
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/07/03 02:44 PM

Argh! Those bastards!

When I went to bed, Colorado had Todd Jones (8.19 ERA) going in Game 2, so that sealed the deal for me NOT to take part in it (Chacon is good pick, for Game 1). But apparently they swapped Jones with Elarton (4.76). Not great, but something I would've considered, even at Coors, where the Rockies are 24-8.

Helton better do something today, I reluctantly took even him cuz he's done nothing the past week. If he bombs like Burnitz did, and Delgado has a great day, I'm gonna be pissed. Same for A-Rod over Berroa...
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/07/03 02:53 PM

P.S. Anyone take a peek at Monday yet? We're all gonna have the same picks that day...
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/07/03 03:09 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by J Geoff:
P.S. Anyone take a peek at Monday yet? We're all gonna have the same picks that day...
Yeah, one game. But we won't necessarily have the same picks...We still have a few "strategists" who keep multiple players because of the cap. One, I can live with. More than one, makes no sense.

And there's over 1000 ways to arrange a ten man team given two choices at each position.
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/07/03 03:19 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by plawrence:
We still have a few "strategists" who keep multiple players because of the cap. One, I can live with. More than one, makes no sense.
Well, yeah, besides the "keepers" -- I'm down to 2 of those

As for those 1000 combinations, I'm sure there are some "no brainers" in there that we'll all pick... haven't looked at it yet, though. I'm still working on tomorrow...
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/07/03 04:17 PM

Good Morning, all!

I will call this "Buffy's Sad Obsessed Life" -probably be long, but read, you might get a chuckle or two:

Friday afternoon @3:00 pm
I work on my roster since I know I will not be around Friday night. I almost hit the button to pick Colorado PS because I was impressed with Chacon the last time he played at home. Then to quote PL "am I fucking nuts?" Finish roster for Saturday somewhat satisfied.

Friday night 6-7pm
Watching sportscenter, notice 2 rain delays, think oh shit. Please no DH's tomorrow.

Friday night 7pm
Being rushed by husband to move faster getting ready and asked to step away from the TV. Called obsessed by husband. Thinking that it was going to be the Atlanta game ppd, I complain that if I dont know these things and am not able to make changes, I could potentially be the 6th place chump. Called obsessed a 2nd or 3rd time. Atlanta game flashes across the screen as PPD as I am walking out the door.

Friday night 8 pm
Sitting in a restaurant with friends feeling frustrated that I didnt know anything that was going on in baseball world. Casually ask the male at the table if he was watching the games tonight. Turns out he is not a baseball fan. Called obsessed by hubby one more time. I start focusing on the cocktails seriously wishing I had BethE's number with me. She's at home with a computer and access to my password (EcnahCtaF)and would probably do a friend a favor (research and roster changes if needed) Called myself obsessed for the first time.

Friday night 10 pm
Get a call from my friend who is in town who wants to go out later for a drink. Hubby is going home. I write on a cocktail napkin all the site info he needs to check the DH info. Give him password and writes down names of people to pick up and tell him what PS staff to with AS LONG as the DH is scheduled for Saturday. Instruct him what two players to keep no matter what on my roster. He looks confused. I'm feeling stressed. Can you do this I ask him? Calls me obsessed and says it is just a game. I remind him about PL and how hard I have worked to keep JG behind me. He assures me he will do his best.

Saturday 12:50 am
A break in the fun. I call home to touch base. Stall a little and small talk before I get to the real reason for my call. He tells me the date the Atlanta DH is scheduled for. I thank him for looking out at me. He says no problem. All is well in the Buffy household.

Saturday 10am
Hmmmm, so I FORGOT to mention the possibilities of other DH's. I understand this would have been a hard choice to contend with but I never had the pleasure of stressing over it. Only thing I can say now is I traded Palmiero for Helton at the last hour yesterday.

And now Pork Chop and I are tied

And I have no plans to go out tonight
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/07/03 04:22 PM

Great story!!



You'll probably never leave the house again, Buff!
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/07/03 04:30 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by J Geoff:
You'll probably never leave the house again, Buff!
No, I always make it a habit to leave the house with clothes on
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/07/03 04:49 PM

Great Story Buffy!

Strange- on the same night, we both focus on one doubleheader and completely ignore the other one, I mean completely.

Difference between you and I is that I'm screwed tonight and you aren't!

Talk about obsession- I'm starting to place all these doubleheaders that are scheduled months from now into my palm pilot, just so I remember when they are!
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/07/03 04:50 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by La Dolce Vita:
[quote]Originally posted by J Geoff:
[b] You'll probably never leave the house again, Buff!
No, I always make it a habit to leave the house with clothes on [/b][/quote]Yea, after the first couple of times, all the strange looks (as well as cat calls and whistles )will teach you quick, huh Buff!?!
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/07/03 04:58 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Don Sicilia:


Difference between you and I is that I'm screwed tonight and you aren't!
No, you know what they say - it ain't over till it's over. I don't see no fat lady warming up from where I am sitting.

But I do hope for RAIN in Colorado. I'm only 8 hours away. My rain dance COULD possibly reach from here!!!
Posted By: Beth E

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/07/03 05:18 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by La Dolce Vita:
I start focusing on the cocktails seriously wishing I had BethE's number with me. She's at home with a computer and access to my password (EcnahCtaF)and would probably do a friend a favor (
Buffy, Buffy. You must learn how to store phone numbers on your cell phone. I've got 3 to choose from. One call and I would have been more than happy to do my part in helping you work yourself around this manwich you have with these fellas. And I would not have called you obsessed once. Not me, who would sell my soul to the devil for a 1 way ticket to New Jersey so I could inch my self closer to stalking Jon Bon Jovi. *remembers that Geoff lives in Joisey..hey Geoff....how you doing?????

See Buffy, I'll do that for you, and you see what you can do to get this rain the hell out of Baltimore. Getting ready to go to a wedding, in heals, and pouring rain. Probably will fall on my behind in a big mud puddle. I know you all are laughing at that...kiss my ass!!!
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/07/03 07:50 PM

Great, Buff

Can I use it in my book?
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/07/03 07:56 PM

Freakin' Torre -- WTF was he thinking?? Clemens pitches 6.1 innings of great ball, 1-0 lead, 1 out, 2 on. And freakin' Torre takes him out, after only 84 pitches, for Acevedo?? Acevedo's first pitch to Karros was hit out of the park to destroy Clemens' bid for the W, and now it's possible he may even lose the damn thing. WTF TORRE?!!?!?!?!

Clemens should have been in to Win or Lose his own game. The pen fucked him last time, and fucked him again.
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/07/03 08:19 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by J Geoff:
(Chacon is good pick, for Game 1).
Ouch. Guess not! And I'm glad I did pick up Berroa after all
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/07/03 08:36 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by J Geoff:

(Chacon is good pick, for Game 1).
-39, still the 4th inning
Posted By: SC

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/07/03 09:00 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by J Geoff:
Freakin' Torre -- WTF was he thinking?? Clemens pitches 6.1 innings of great ball, 1-0 lead, 1 out, 2 on. And freakin' Torre takes him out, after only 84 pitches, for Acevedo??
Oh stop your bitchin'! I'm down 35 f*ckin' points after 5 innings pitched!!
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/07/03 09:02 PM

I wasn't bitching about my PS in this game (not yet, anyway )... just in general, for my Yanks.

Man, 12-7 after 5 IP in Colorado... with the "good" pitcher
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/07/03 09:10 PM

Well, JG...Looks like you're headed for a mammouth day (*PL sticks pins in San Fran PS voodoo doll and makes hex signs on Angel Berroa's baseball card*)
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/07/03 09:20 PM

Thanks for the jinx :p :rolleyes: You got so much potential offense, I wouldn't complain just yet :p

C'mon Dodgers!!
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/07/03 10:25 PM

Saturday

Note: The ESPN datastream was disrupted for a while, so these are especially unofficial. Also, the SF PS scores do not show 3 additional ERs, so I've subtracted those points:

PL 3048 White Sox (30) 71 3119
JG 2817 San Fran (11) 76 2893
LD 2817 San Fran (11) 39 2856
UU 2617 LA (10) 45 2662
DB 2667 Colorado (-25)+(-14) -8 2659
BD 2454 San Fran (11) 40 2494
OA 2418 San Fran (11) 37 2455
HH 2404 Yanks (6) 33 2437
SC 2349 Colorado (-25)+(-14) -12 2337
JJ 0332 Seattle (ppd) 15 0347

(Col/KC double-header)
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/07/03 10:47 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by plawrence:
(*PL sticks pins in San Fran PS voodoo doll*)


Soooooo sick of bullpens ruining games!!!!

7-1 after 8 innings... 7-5 after 9
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/07/03 11:04 PM

Did you read the game log? You're lucky you got out with the win :p
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/07/03 11:08 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by plawrence:
Did you read the game log?
I was "watching" it online... thought I was gonna be sick... 11 freakin' points... ugh! (No disrespect intended to those with -25 )
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/07/03 11:10 PM

You're still gonna get me today. Looks like A. Rod and Mueller are not in the starting lineups
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/08/03 01:14 AM

Just got back from a picnic. I feel ill (again)!
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/08/03 01:45 AM

Apparently there's a disruption in ESPN's datafeed... scores haven't been updated in a while... :rolleyes:
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/08/03 03:22 AM

Hey Buff... I thought you were gonna be on top of your game this weekend?
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/08/03 04:42 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by plawrence:
any decent pitcher can never be a bad pick in Dodger Stadium.

:D :p
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/08/03 04:53 AM

PL - You can thank me for that ER... I was trying my darndest to break up that 2-hit shutout! (Bastard! )

At least I got a nice coushin now, though... poor LDV...
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/08/03 05:00 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by J Geoff:
PL - You can thank me for that ER... I was trying my darndest to break up that 2-hit shutout! (Bastard! )
Just got home, so I had no idea what was going on tonite. You won't hear me complaining, though.
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/08/03 05:39 AM

To sum up the whole day: Unfreakinbelievable.
Posted By: SC

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/08/03 06:03 AM

Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/08/03 06:18 AM

I feel the same exact way SC, the same exact way.
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/08/03 06:20 AM

Question: How come everytime "I" have Colon, he sucks?

Unfreakinbelievable.

SC, we can take turns holding each other's proverbial hair back as we take turns hurling.
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/08/03 10:27 AM

SUNDAY

TOTAL, YESTERDAY'S TOTAL, TODAY'S PS

PL 3120 (72) Seattle
JG 2894 (77) Seattle
LD 2856 (39) Seattle
UU 2663 (46) LA
DB 2659 (-8) Seattle
BD 2494 (40) Seattle
OA 2455 (37) Texas
HH 2437 (33) Yanks
SC 2337 (-12) Oakland
JJ 0347 (15) Seattle
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/08/03 11:20 AM

And the number of offensive players from the two doubleheaders...

TOTAL, YESTERDAY'S TOTAL, TODAY'S PS

PL 3120 (72) Seattle (1 Met, 3 Sea, 3 Oak)
JG 2894 (77) Seattle (2 Sea, 1 Oak)
LD 2856 (39) Seattle (2 Met, 2 Oak, 3 Sea)
UU 2663 (46) LA (1 Sea)
DB 2659 (-8) Seattle (4 Sea, 1 Oak)
BD 2494 (40) Seattle (1 Met, 1 Oak, 2 Philly)
OA 2455 (37) Texas (1 Met, 1 Sea)
HH 2437 (33) Yanks (-)
SC 2337 (-12) Oakland (2 Oak)
JJ 0347 (15) Seattle (1 Oak)
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/08/03 02:49 PM

Garcia scares me, but I had Moyer picked before the D-H was even announced. The bread around the Pork sandwich took more D-H offense; truthfully, I couldn't find enough good players on all four of those teams to create a good one. I guess we'll see if I get burned or not!

Mulder's a good pick, too, but then you gotta worry about the first game, and what Harang is gonna do... can't be much worse than Garcia, though!

Now for the fun... tomorrow! :rolleyes:
Posted By: Big Daddy Don

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/08/03 03:48 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by La Dolce Vita:
I will call this "Buffy's Sad Obsessed Life" -probably be long, but read, you might get a chuckle or two:

Thinking that it was going to be the Atlanta game ppd, I complain that if I dont know these things and am not able to make changes, I could potentially be the 6th place chump ....
So Buffy - you got a problem with 6th place? So regarding this whole story I have read through and thought back to how on Friday night I was also out and busy - and interestingly enough Fantasy Baseball was the furthest thing from my mind.

So I paid basically no attention to my roster, compared to your multiple person strategic deployment and in the end I still got a higher score than you, go figure. Oh and all of that and you still lost ground to PL and Pork Rinds - and not to mention less points than UU - who is NOT even playing, excuse me (achhhhhoooooGEEKgzuendheit!). I am sure your hubby (there is a special place in heaven for this guy) at least can take solace in the fact that he knows his participation was not for naught - oh wait maybe it was.
Posted By: Big Daddy Don

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/08/03 04:00 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Don Sicilia:
Just got back from a picnic. I feel ill (again)! :
Hey DS - I hope this doesn't make me a bad person but when I saw you took a PS from a double header and lost points again for the third time this week, I had to laugh - sorry.

But here is something to ponder - think of how much time you spent each day this week selecting your lineup - say 10 minutes a day with 6 games so far, for a total of 1 hour. So with that hour spent, compare that to the time UU spent chosing his lineup - which was ZERO as in NO minutes - and he has picked up over 75 points on you this week. Kind of makes you sick to your stomach doesn't it. Maybe this is a case of sometimes less is more? OH SHIT - I just realized I took the same PS as you in a DH today - damn.

Quote:
Originally posted by La Dolce Vita:
Question: How come everytime "I" have Colon, he sucks?
Excuse the third grade humor but wouldn't it be better to ask 'How come everytime you have Colon - he stinks'.

You have to excuse me today - it has been a good weekend and I feel cocky and I don't even have Wood going today

Let's Go Mariners
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/08/03 04:17 PM

Ha Bad Daddy! Hey, we all need a hobby. Me??? Get a life???

Oh, I would be happy to compare notes with you any day of the week. We'll see who's got the "life"....
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/08/03 04:22 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Don Sicilia:
And the number of offensive players from the two doubleheaders...

PL 3120 (72) Seattle (1 Met, 3 Sea, 3 Oak)
JG 2894 (77) Seattle (2 Sea, 1 Oak)
LD 2856 (39) Seattle (2 Met, 2 Oak, 3 Sea)
Well, my only picking 3 players from the D-H will either serve me well or bite me in the ass, as far as pulling away from LDV any more today...

JG: Boone, Ichiro, Byrnes
LD: Boone, Ichiro, Byrnes, Phillips, Tejada, Olerud, Clark
PL: Boone, Ichiro, Byrnes, Phillips, Tejada, Olerud, Chavez

Hope Phillips, Tejada, Olerud, Clark and Chavez all go 0-8 today!
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/08/03 06:48 PM

Sunday

PL 3120 Sea (29)+(33) 112 3232
JG 2894 Sea (29)+(33) 106 3000
LD 2856 Sea (29)+(33) 112 2968
DB 2659 Sea (29)+(33) 107 2766
UU 2663 LA (-7) 18 2681
BD 2494 Sea (29)+(33) 107 2601
OA 2455 Tex (6) 48 2503
HH 2437 NYY (-3) 26 2463
SC 2337 Oak (-7)+(-5) 12 2349
JJ 0347 Sea (29)+(33) 94 0441

How the HELL does that happen, where we have different rosters, but 3 of us end up with 106+ (two eventually at 112) and 2 end up with 98+ (now 107)?? I shouldn't complain with 106, but goddamn, why couldn't the meat in the sandwich fly alone for once?? :p

Dammit, the bread slices both have Corey Patterson in the late game, and now I'm 6 back...
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/08/03 07:09 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Big Daddy Don:
[quote]Originally posted by Don Sicilia:
[b] Just got back from a picnic. I feel ill (again)! :
Hey DS - I hope this doesn't make me a bad person but when I saw you took a PS from a double header and lost points again for the third time this week, I had to laugh - sorry.

But here is something to ponder - think of how much time you spent each day this week selecting your lineup - say 10 minutes a day with 6 games so far, for a total of 1 hour. So with that hour spent, compare that to the time UU spent chosing his lineup - which was ZERO as in NO minutes - and he has picked up over 75 points on you this week. Kind of makes you sick to your stomach doesn't it. Maybe this is a case of sometimes less is more? OH SHIT - I just realized I took the same PS as you in a DH today - damn.
[/b][/quote]Well, I got nothing to say. I don't blame you for laughing- my pitching staff picks this week have been nothing short of laughable. As for your comparison to UU, well that's just data mining dude. Sure, it's been a bad week but I don't see you comparing the efficiency of time when people have good weeks. Therefore, your trash talk is, in actuality, statistically insignificant! All in due time, my man, all in due time!
Posted By: OleificioAndreassi

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/08/03 07:10 PM

Quick question:

How the hell do u no if their is a doube-header. Unless its the Pirates I never no about them. Then I get pissed off when everybody else picks the DH game and talks about them. Does it tell ya somewhere when ur picking ur pitching staff? Or does it take extra research which I will not do

PS-Javy Lopez is a machine
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/08/03 07:17 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by OleificioAndreassi:
Quick question:

How the hell do u no if their is a doube-header. Unless its the Pirates I never no about them. Then I get pissed off when everybody else picks the DH game and talks about them. Does it tell ya somewhere when ur picking ur pitching staff? Or does it take extra research which I will not do

PS-Javy Lopez is a machine
You got to do the extra research, the pages where you make your picks won't tell you.
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/08/03 07:31 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by OleificioAndreassi:
Or does it take extra research which I will not do
Dude - just click on the "MLB Scoreboard" link at the end of the day. You'll see if any games have been postponed... No "research" required :rolleyes:
Posted By: OleificioAndreassi

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/08/03 08:23 PM

yeah but they dont always schedule the double header the very next day.
Posted By: Big Daddy Don

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/08/03 08:57 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Don Sicilia:
Sure, it's been a bad week but I don't see you comparing the efficiency of time when people have good weeks. Therefore, your trash talk is, in actuality, statistically insignificant!
Of course not - you don't trash talk when the other person is doing well - what is the fun of that? No, you trash talk when someone is doing poorly or you are doing well. Since I do average at best I need to rely on when others do poorly.
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/08/03 11:51 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by OleificioAndreassi:
yeah but they dont always schedule the double header the very next day.
You can still go to the "MLB Scoreboard" and check the next day's games... don't you check anything but the player select page?? :p

PS I don't think there have been any scheduled D-H'ers yet (as opposed to next-day make-up dates). But they are coming, June through September. I don't even know when they all are -- yet -- but I'm surely gonna look'em up and keep track!
Posted By: Big Daddy Don

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/09/03 12:16 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by J Geoff:
How the HELL does that happen, where we have different rosters, but 3 of us end up with 106+ and 2 end up with 98+ ?? I shouldn't complain with 106, but goddamn, Dammit, the bread slices both have Corey Patterson in the late game, and I'm done...
JGeoff - I have both good news and bad news for you. The good news is that the final totals from the A's - Phil's DH is not all posted, so you have more than 106. The bad news is that PL and Buffy still have more, one has 116 I believe. They had all the numbers posted earlier and then went back and have been slowly reapplying since than. For example you can look at E. Brynes and you know he had more than 4 ABs in the DH.
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/09/03 12:33 AM

Thanks, BDD - Yeah, they had problems yesterday, and guess it's still quirkly... I'll surely check'em all again when I post the final scores, after the NYY game...

We'll see though. Just remember, it says he has 4 ABs, but you gotta remember each BB is an at-bat as well, which makes it 6. But I will check'em again later...

I hope I don't lose too much ground!
Posted By: OleificioAndreassi

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/09/03 02:47 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by J Geoff:
[quote]Originally posted by OleificioAndreassi:
[b] yeah but they dont always schedule the double header the very next day.
You can still go to the "MLB Scoreboard" and check the next day's games... don't you check anything but the player select page?? :p

PS I don't think there have been any scheduled D-H'ers yet (as opposed to next-day make-up dates). But they are coming, June through September. I don't even know when they all are -- yet -- but I'm surely gonna look'em up and keep track! [/b][/quote]Aight "G"

ALL keep a close eye out
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/09/03 07:20 AM

Monday

PL 3242 Ana (8 Angels, 1 bye)
JG 3004 Ana (9 Angels)
LD 2972 Ana (7 Angels, 2 Phillies)
DB 2766 Ana (5 Angels, 2 Phillies, 2 byes)
UU 2681 LA (1 Philly, 8 byes)
BD 2608 Ana (3 Angels, 2 Phillies, 4 byes)
OA 2503 Ana (9 Angels)
HH 2462 (00) 00 2462
SC 2349 Ana (3 Angels, 3 Phillies, 3 byes)
JJ 0445 (00) 00 0445 <--??!
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/09/03 09:09 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by J Geoff:
Monday

PL 3232 Ana (8 Angels, 1 bye)
JG 3000 Ana (9 Angels)
So I guess you'll be cheering hard for DaVannon today.
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/09/03 01:44 PM

Buffy- you let go of Corey?

I know, you are trying to catch plaw- need all the points you can get!

I myself let go of Pujols.
Posted By: SC

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/09/03 02:40 PM

I guess my conservative nature is showing by the fact I elected to hold onto 3 of my "regulars" (to protect their market value ratings).

I suspect I could've gotten more points today if I'd picked all new players but I'd rather keep the 3 (Benito Santiago, Manny Ramirez and Nomar Garciaparra) at their lower, locked in rates (I'm saving almost 4.0 in the value field).

Then again, what the f*ck do I know? I'm sitting in last place.
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/09/03 03:04 PM

quote:
Originally posted by SC:
I guess my conservative nature is showing by the fact I elected to hold onto 3 of my "regulars" (to protect their market value ratings).

I suspect I could've gotten more points today if I'd picked all new players but I'd rather keep the 3 (Benito Santiago, Manny Ramirez and Nomar Garciaparra) at their lower, locked in rates (I'm saving almost 4.0 in the value field).

Then again, what the f*ck do I know? I'm sitting in last place.
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/09/03 03:26 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by SC:
I guess my conservative nature is showing by the fact I elected to hold onto 3 of my "regulars" (to protect their market value ratings).
I had a couple "regulars" all season, but 5 weeks to go, I figured I'd try it the "pro" way and see how it works (so I'll know for Season 2)

BTW - When the second half starts, our rosters will be empty, too. It's starting totally over, so you can't hold on to Corey at the price you got'im anyway :p
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/09/03 03:31 PM

Everyone took Anaheim. I was tempted to go with the upset. One game, Philly can shut them out, ya never know... we'll see...
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/09/03 06:43 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by J Geoff:
[quote]Originally posted by SC:
[b] I guess my conservative nature is showing by the fact I elected to hold onto 3 of my "regulars" (to protect their market value ratings).
I had a couple "regulars" all season, but 5 weeks to go, I figured I'd try it the "pro" way and see how it works (so I'll know for Season 2)
[/b][/quote]I've been following the leaderboard regularly since almost the beginning (you didn't think I got this good by figuring it all out myself, did you?)

I was, after all, misled by JG's comment on page 1 of this thread; something to the effect of "I tend to pick a player and keep him all season unless he gets injured". Of sourse, as he goes on to say later "I never finished in the top 10%"

Anyway, it is extremely rare when of the leaders has an open roster spot. They seem to pick an entirely different team every day. Based on the fact that they consistently rack up close to 400 points or better every week, I gotta conclude that they know what they're doing.

Besides, what good is keeping 5 or 6 players and saving all that cap room? If you have that many players locked in, there's a limit to how much of your "savings" you can spend.

Correct me if I'm wrong here JG: You've always played this game in one of the "open" groups, and because you didn't know anyone that you were playing against, you never really got the competitive juices flowing, and you didn't devote the time required to do well. This is shaping up as your best year ever for this game, right? Must be the level of competition. I mean, I'd hate to lose to a rookie, and even worse, to a woman.
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/09/03 07:05 PM

I've said before I *know* how the great players do it, it just doesn't necessarily make as much sense to me. I had a player for $2.3m for a while, who was doing well for me. Another at $2.9m who ended up going up past $4m if I wanted him back. While a non-player is a definite zero in points, there's no guarantee that someone you pick up will provide any points either. I'd "assume" my non-player would go "0-4" and be happy saving the money so I could afford some $7m players. Let alone being able to afford an $8m PS.

But, as I said, that's not how the top players do it. So I'm taking the last 5 weeks and being aggressive to see how it works out. My inspiration was today's game, thinking there was no way Buffy would give up Patterson. Sigh. She did! I can't believe it. Ahh well... now she'll have to pay to get him back!

You're probably right about the competition being a motivator. It means more playing against people you know, altho I have no problem competing against strangers

My previous BCC percentile rankings:

2002B - 90%
2002A - 38% (I started many weeks late)
2001 - Didn't play for some reason
2000B - 89%
2000A - 84%

(Uber results don't show 1997-1999, so I don't know...)

I played Diamond Daily last year, it was free, unlike this year. And finished that at 90% as well.

In football, which I know less about, I really kicked major ass, finishing 99.8% in Pigskin Pick'em, 94% in College Pick'em, and 99.9% in College Bowl Pick'em. Total dumb luck, I tell ya!

2002 was pretty good for me in these games. I have a bad habit of starting games late, though, cuz I don't check to see what's new as often as I should. I've just started some car racing games, late, of course.
Posted By: Beth E

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/09/03 07:16 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by J Geoff:


I've just started some car racing games, late, of course.
Is that Nascar or Indy? And what could you possible compete on. Whether someon takes 4 tires, 2 tires or a gas and go?
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/09/03 07:27 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Beth E:
[quote]Originally posted by J Geoff:
[b]

I've just started some car racing games, late, of course.
Is that Nascar or Indy? And what could you possible compete on. Whether someon takes 4 tires, 2 tires or a gas and go? [/b][/quote]Both

You pick 5 racers, who you think will do the best in the next particular race.

In the Pocono 500 stock car race, I picked the drivers who came in #1 (thanks, Tony Stewart), #5, #10, #16, #19. I got over 100 pts more than average, but since I missed the first two weeks, I'm only at 2.2%

The current ESPN games are here if anyone has any interest. Most are free, some aren't.
Posted By: Beth E

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/09/03 07:36 PM

I've read the rules, and they make no sense to me. You just pick 5 racers, and you get points for how they finish. The scoring system is equal to the actual Winston Cup points. Don't know the challenge in this game.
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/09/03 07:51 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Beth E:
I've read the rules, and they make no sense to me. You just pick 5 racers, and you get points for how they finish. The scoring system is equal to the actual Winston Cup points. Don't know the challenge in this game.
The challenge is, you can only spend so much money on the drivers. If it wasn't challenging, everyone would win, right? :p
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/09/03 09:41 PM

So JG, you're gonna "experiment" the last 5 weeks. Does that mean your conceding? :p

Seriously, folks, to carry the discussion one step further...

I have 1368 "transactions" for the season. True, some of those represent tinkering with my roster and adding and deleting players the same day numerous times as I trey to stay within the cap. But that indicates that I'm spending a lot of time on this stupid thing.

So here's my point:

I'd bet that the number of transactions per entrant in our group almost exactly will reflect the standings. The more transactions, the higher your position.
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/09/03 09:58 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by plawrence:
So JG, you're gonna "experiment" the last 5 weeks. Does that mean your conceding? :p
Nope. It means I'm gonna make a run for First Place

Of course, that means I gotta stay lucky with my PS choices; and you gotta crash a few times. Like they say for the NY Lottery, hey, you never know...

As for number of transactions, I think quality over quantity is a factor as well :p And so is dumb luck, probably most important. I can't seem to see a total for mine unless I wanna add'em up by page... but I know it's way less than 1368
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/09/03 09:59 PM

Monday :rolleyes:

PL 3242 Ana (14) 20 3262
JG 3004 Ana (14) 20 3024
LD 2972 Ana (14) 26 2998
DB 2766 Ana (14) 16 2782
UU 2681 (00) (00) 2681
BD 2608 Ana (14) 24 2632
OA 2503 Ana (14) 20 2523
HH 2462 (00) 00 2462
SC 2349 Ana (14) 23 2372
JJ 0445 (00) 00 0445
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/09/03 10:03 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by J Geoff:

As for number of transactions, I think quality over quantity is a factor as well
Something like "posting for numbers", I guess
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/09/03 10:32 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by plawrence:
I mean, I'd hate to lose to a rookie, and even worse, to a woman.
You didn't think this would escape my attention would you? While I COULD be horribly offended, I wouldn't think you would sink so low as to call me a "rookie"

As far as strategy goes, I can't say that I hang on to players for very long. I am indeed all woman and therefore fickle and in constant need of change in my players. I only hung on to my main two because they did so well for me all the time. I tend to look at players daily and size them up against what they are up against. I mean even a .400 heavy hitter can go 0-fer. Then he is no good to me.

Like JG, I have dabbled in fantasy sports (MLB & NFL) for years. This is just my first time at ESPN with a bunch of STRANGErs. I actually like it better this way...I don't have to see your mugs at the water cooler every day to trash talk. I can ignore you when I'm thru listening to your drivel.

So tonight is gonna be a yawnfest. Yeah, JG, shoulda gone for Philly just to make it more interesting for us all. Somebody's gotta crash and burn for entertainment around here.

Tomorrow? Clean slate. A new week basically. And if Pork Chop and I have 2 or more players the same, I will.....
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/09/03 10:38 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by plawrence:
I mean, I'd hate to lose to a rookie, and even worse, to a woman.
I apologize for this poorly written sentence.
I'm the rookie. You're the woman.
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/09/03 10:44 PM

Duh, really?????????

I was just being fascetious me-self

but thanks for the clarification. We all knew you were a man, you need a freakin' wheelbarrow to tow those cocky huevos of yours around....
Posted By: SC

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/09/03 10:51 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by La Dolce Vita:
you need a freakin' wheelbarrow to tow those cocky huevos of yours around....
Hey, speaking of big balls, what do you do to an elephant with three balls??

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You walk him and pitch to the giraffe.
Posted By: Beth E

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/10/03 12:22 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by J Geoff:
[quote]Originally posted by Beth E:
[b] I've read the rules, and they make no sense to me. You just pick 5 racers, and you get points for how they finish. The scoring system is equal to the actual Winston Cup points. Don't know the challenge in this game.
The challenge is, you can only spend so much money on the drivers. If it wasn't challenging, everyone would win, right? :p [/b][/quote]The money's not really the issue. It's knowing the tracks and drivers. For Daytona and Talladega you pick Dale Earnhardt Jr. and Michael Waltrip cause they "own" the tracks. Road courses have only a few drivers who do well at them, so you know who to pick. If those drivers are expensive you just pick cheaper guys just to fill up the roster. And you NEVER pick John Andretti, Steve Park or Kyle Petty cause they never do squat.
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/10/03 01:07 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by La Dolce Vita:
So tonight is gonna be a yawnfest. Yeah, JG, shoulda gone for Philly just to make it more interesting for us all. Somebody's gotta crash and burn for entertainment around here.
Man, I did a lot of "entertaining" in Week 10. :rolleyes:

I could just hear a guy on a loudspeaker, "For this week only, watch Douche Bigelow pick not one, not two, but three doubleheaders in which all six, yes you heard that right, all six games ended in negative points for the pitching staff! Remember, it's this week only so come get your tickets now!"
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/10/03 01:14 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by Don Sicilia:
Remember, it's this week only so come get your tickets now!"
I'd gladly pay for those tickets if it was for PL's team!
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/10/03 04:17 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by J Geoff:
Everyone took Anaheim. I was tempted to go with the upset. One game, Philly can shut them out, ya never know... we'll see...
You know how mad I am? :rolleyes:


I don't get this. Of all players, 16.6% picked Anaheim, 4.5% picked Philly. Huh? Only 21% of players picked a PS today??
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/10/03 04:36 AM

Look at how many people joined our league and dropped out. I'd guess people start the season, fall behind, lose interest, and stop playing.
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/10/03 04:46 AM

"Philly can shut them out, ya never know... Philly can shut them out, ya never know... Philly can shut them out, ya never know... Philly can shut them out, ya never know..."

That's been repeating in my head, and will for a while...
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/10/03 04:53 AM

JG - gotta always go with your gut instinct. Now to just tell the difference between a gut instinct and indigestion.

PL - lose interest? You are kidding, right? There is only one other thing I could possibly think of in the morning, during the day AND late at night like this. But baseball doesn't mess up my hair.
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/10/03 02:31 PM

Tuesday

PL 3262 Seattle (-2) 28 3290
LD 2998 LA (40 ) 79 3077
JG 3024 Seattle (-2) 20 3044 :rolleyes:
DB 2782 Toronto (5) 27 2809
UU 2682 LA (40) 54 2736
BD 2632 LA (40) 78 2710
OA 2523 Angels (31) 45 2568
HH 2462 Yanks (22) 56 2518
SC 2372 Limp Woody (-4) 33 2405
JJ 0445 Seattle (-2) 22 0467
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/10/03 02:42 PM

Wow, PL and I both with Seattle, but with entirely different offense. That's supposed to be good luck according to PL, right? Ugh! Except for the D-H's, his last week wasn't too good for PS's...

Dag! Why do I get visions of the headline "Nomo No-No" in my head when I don't go w/ LA?? Don't pass me, Buff, just cuz I didn't wanna pay up for LA!

SC plays with Woody, alone, in his bid to arise from the depths.
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/10/03 02:46 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by J Geoff:
Don't pass me, Buff, just cuz I didn't wanna pay up for LA!
Sure Pork, but only because you asked nicely :rolleyes:

Not!

But it appears I have contracted the lethal Bad Daddy curse. We'll see what happens.
Posted By: SC

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/10/03 05:46 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by J Geoff:
SC plays with Woody, alone
Will I go blind doing that?
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/10/03 06:06 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by SC:
[quote]Originally posted by J Geoff:
[b] SC plays with Woody, alone
Will I go blind doing that? [/b][/quote]Nah, if you haven't yet after all these years... Just watch those hairy palms, though!
Posted By: Beth E

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/10/03 10:49 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by J Geoff:
[quote]Originally posted by SC:
[b] [quote]Originally posted by J Geoff:
[b] SC plays with Woody, alone
Will I go blind doing that? [/b][/quote]Nah, if you haven't yet after all these years... Just watch those hairy palms, though! [/b][/quote]Don't listen to Geoff, SC. I've touched Woody plenty of times, and my palms are as smooth as a baby's bottom.
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/11/03 05:21 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by J Geoff:
Wow, PL and I both with Seattle, but with entirely different offense. That's supposed to be good luck according to PL, right? Ugh! Except for the D-H's, his last week wasn't too good for PS's...

Dag! Why do I get visions of the headline "Nomo No-No" in my head when I don't go w/ LA?? Don't pass me, Buff, just cuz I didn't wanna pay up for LA!
No comment.
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/11/03 06:01 AM

Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/11/03 09:24 AM

Man, a weeks worth of progress in one night. Let's see...at this rate you'll catch me by Friday.

Looks like my four week winning streak is in jeopardy, too.
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/11/03 02:02 PM

Today's Pitching Staffs:

PL 3290 Indians
LD 3077 Dodgers
JG 3044 Dodgers
DB 2809 Indians
UU 2736 Dodgers
BD 2710 Dodgers
OA 2568 Angels
HH 2518 Yanks
SC 2405 Red Sox
JJ 0467 Mariners
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/11/03 02:20 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by La Dolce Vita:

But it appears I have contracted the lethal Bad Daddy curse. We'll see what happens.
Hmmm, I am really re-thinking this whole 'Curse of Pork' business. I see that today Pork and I not only share a PS but 3 offensive players as well. Suddenly, I don't feel so good.

PL- whattza matter? You piss off the Devil himself yesterday?
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/11/03 03:12 PM

Just a little bump in the road, Buff.

The thing is, I might not do so great tonight. I traded a good baseball score to the devil in exchange for a desperately needed Nets win.
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/12/03 03:43 AM

Wednesday

PL 3290 Indians (20) 47 3337
LD 3077 Dodgers (29) 59 3136
JG 3044 Dodgers (29) 87 3131
DB 2809 Indians (20) 47 2856
UU 2736 Dodgers (29) 59 2795
BD 2710 Dodgers (29) 53 2763
OA 2568 Angels (17) 40 2608
HH 2518 Yanks (-9) 23 2541
SC 2405 Red Sox (25) 51 2456
JJ 0467 Mariners (11) 38 0505
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/12/03 05:42 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by plawrence:
I traded a good baseball score to the devil in exchange for a desperately needed Nets win.
Ahh, cool, you traded a 1 point Nets win for losing 40 pts on me... cool! I win either way!
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/12/03 09:27 AM

I ain't complaining. I'd trade winning this whole damn thing for my Nets.
Posted By: SC

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/12/03 10:33 AM

This being a Gangster BB League, I thought I'd ask this question:

Why is Moe Greene worse than the Houston Astros pitching staff (last night, anyway)?

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Moe Greene got "hit" once.

(sorry, Yankees fans)
Posted By: Beth E

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/12/03 12:10 PM

Yankees get slammed by a no hitter. Yankees get slammed by a no hitter. That sounded so good I think I'll say it again. Yankees got slammed by a no hitter. Were there ever any sweeter words spoken.

Ok....stepping aside as Geoff pushes the "ban" button on me!!
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/12/03 01:50 PM

Today's PS:

PL 3337 White Sox (vs SC)
LD 3136 Dodgers (going to the well a 3rd time)
JG 3131 Dodgers (see Buffy)
DB 2856 White Sox (vs SC)
UU 2795 Dodgers
BD 2763 Dodgers (see Buffy)
OA 2608 Expos (vs JJ)
HH 2541 Yanks
SC 2456 Giants (vs Plaw and Douche)
JJ 0505 Mariners (vs OA)
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/12/03 01:54 PM

Man, it would have been nice to have the Astros yesterday... no hitter with 13K's and only 3 walks. At least Soriano got a stolen base. :rolleyes:
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/12/03 04:22 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Don Sicilia:
LD 3136 Dodgers (going to the well a 3rd time)
Yes, every day I get excited at the prospect of not paying 8 million bucks for pitching, but alas...gotta go with my gut sometime. And three days in a row, I have spent EVERY penny.

Pork - how that bunch of scrubs you tossed together last night nabbed you 87 points is beyond me. Ok, you had your good night, you can stop now.

And Bethie - I have never smacked you for any other valid reason on the basis of friendship but I LIKE the Yankees. About the only AL team out there that I can stomach and I respect. I watched that game last night, it was like watching The Bad News Bears in the Outfield. The only thing that could've made it better for me would be to have picked Houston. But who in their right mind woulda done that??

Remember, if you are gonna trash talk, you gotta play. Them's the rules. It's at times painful, but you get used to it after a while.
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/12/03 04:33 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by La Dolce Vita:
Pork - how that bunch of scrubs you tossed together last night nabbed you 87 points is beyond me. Ok, you had your good night, you can stop now.
I don't know, either. I was so unhappy with that lineup until I saw the results It's mostly the same today (damn $8m PS), but I doubt they'll come close to yesterday's numbers...

Oh, I mean to say... Yeah, of course they did well! I spent hours researching every one of those guys and confidently predicted they'd all do well that one night! No luck involved, just total skill!
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/12/03 04:42 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by J Geoff:


Oh, I mean to say... Yeah, of course they did well! I spent hours researching every one of those guys and confidently predicted they'd all do well that one night! No luck involved, just total skill!
Aw, that's PL talkin'.........
Posted By: B. B. Cheese

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/12/03 04:44 PM

Yeah, well I like baseball too, but not the fee that comes with it!! I thought it was free, but the site asked my for credit card information so I said "no thanks".
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/12/03 04:48 PM

It is free - you probably clicked on the wrong game. You want "Baseball Challenge" (not "Fantasy Baseball")

Welcome to the boards, and hopefully the baseball challenge! A new season starts up after the All-Star Break, but now's a good time to practice how it works.

JG
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/12/03 04:50 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by J Geoff:
Okay, I'll set up the room now so we know it's working, and can see who's joined successfully...

First, go here . If you're already a registered ESPN user, log in. If not, click on "register for a free account" and follow the instructions. Then go back to the Baseball Challenge (BBC) home page and log in.

If it's your first time logging in, it'll ask you to pick your roster. Do this, following the instructions, and keeping your budget at or below 50.

When that's done, you're playing. To join the group, click on "Group Directory" -- you want the Private group called "GangsterBBC" -- the password is "puzoparty" ...

Please, only people willing to actually play (novice or expert, doesn't matter) -- I don't want to fill the room up with non-players...

Grazie,

JG

PS Where's LDV?!
Ha-ha- new blood! Welcome B.B. Cheese! Like JG said, it's free. Try the above link.
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/12/03 04:50 PM

Thursday

PL 3337 White Sox ()
LD 3136 Dodgers ()
JG 3131 Dodgers ()
DB 2856 White Sox ()
UU 2795 Dodgers ()
BD 2763 Dodgers ()
OA 2608 Expos ()
HH 2541 Yanks (11) 24+
SC 2456 Giants ()
JJ 0505 Mariners ()
Posted By: B. B. Cheese

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/12/03 04:51 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by J Geoff:
It is free - you probably clicked on the wrong game. You want "Baseball Challenge" (not "Fantasy Baseball")

Welcome to the boards, and hopefully the baseball challenge! A new season starts up after the All-Star Break, but now's a good time to practice how it works.

JG
Hey, thanks and you have a terrific site by the way!
Posted By: Beth E

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/12/03 05:00 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by La Dolce Vita:
[quote]Originally posted by Don Sicilia:
[b] LD 3136 Dodgers (going to the well a 3rd time)
And Bethie - I have never smacked you for any other valid reason on the basis of friendship but I LIKE the Yankees. About the only AL team out there that I can stomach and I respect. I watched that game last night, it was like watching The Bad News Bears in the Outfield. The only thing that could've made it better for me would be to have picked Houston. But who in their right mind woulda done that??

Remember, if you are gonna trash talk, you gotta play. Them's the rules. It's at times painful, but you get used to it after a while. [/b][/quote]Nothing I like better then swinging a little mud. Unfortunately, "there's no friendships in baseball". I know..a bad parody of words. I'm a sucker for a good slap too. Let the rivalry begin. At least here there's some men we'll fight over.
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/12/03 05:03 PM

C'mon, Bethie - time to create your own team!! (Before the Orioles fall apart ) :p
Posted By: Beth E

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/12/03 05:16 PM

I've already named my team Geoffie baby. Waiting for the break.

And don't need to wait for the Orioles to fall apart. You'll hear me talk no smack about those Jay Birds. I hate Peter Angelos!! Next he'll be going after pitching prospects in the T-Ball leaques.
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/12/03 05:19 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Beth E:
I've already named my team Geoffie baby. Waiting for the break.
No, no... doesn't work like that. Start practicing now so we don't hear any excuses next month that you didn't know how it worked!
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/12/03 05:22 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Beth E:
Nothing I like better then swinging a little mud
I think you mean "slinging"? Or maybe you really DO mean SWINGING mud. I shudder to think what kind of rules that game entails.

Naw, I never fight over men. But better for me if you distract them while I sneak on up to first place for good.

You do understand the baseball/friendship clause Bethie. If you do join, I cannot help you understand the game ANYMORE You will be as formidable a foe as any of these other scrubs.

Maybe you would prefer to save yourself the torture. Be smart.
Posted By: Beth E

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/12/03 05:40 PM

I've absorbed all the info I need. I'll just combine this with my vast knowledge of Nascar. I'll pick the guys who are tight and have the best aero push. Slinging, swinging..schmingling...As long as my butt is in the middle of some kind of manwich here.
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/12/03 05:42 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Beth E:
Nothing I like better then swinging
Why, Bethie...I didn't know you wee that kind of girl
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/12/03 06:19 PM

Well, the Yanks-'Stros game has started. Jimy Williams is finally playing Ensberg. The guy has been on fire, yet they didn't play him yesterday because of pitcher-hitter matchups! JG, Buff, are you following the game?
Posted By: Beth E

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/12/03 06:21 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by plawrence:
[quote]Originally posted by Beth E:
[b] Nothing I like better then swinging
Why, Bethie...I didn't know you wee that kind of girl [/b][/quote]Now you do!
Posted By: Beth E

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/12/03 06:24 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by J Geoff:
[quote]Originally posted by Beth E:
[b] I've already named my team Geoffie baby. Waiting for the break.
No, no... doesn't work like that. Start practicing now so we don't hear any excuses next month that you didn't know how it worked! [/b][/quote]Hmmm.....let's see when I get home and I have time. I don't do my best work on a desk.
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/12/03 06:30 PM

You know it DB!! I am actually in my office for my lunch so for sure I have the games up. What were the odds that Ensberg would be taken by more than one of us on the game he didn't play? Hey, a stolen base! - I'll take it!

I love when there are games on in the afternoon. Gives me something to look at in my (rare)spare time. Also I dont feel so overwhelmed at night trying to watch/follow everything - (including the NBA playoffs!)
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/12/03 06:38 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Beth E:
I've already named my team Geoffie baby.
Cute name for a team, BTW.
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/12/03 06:38 PM

Actually, the top 5 who are playing (plaw to Douche and BDD) all have Ensberg!

I just looked- we have a new player. Welcome fatherson.
Posted By: Beth E

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/12/03 07:37 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by plawrence:
[quote]Originally posted by Beth E:
[b] I've already named my team Geoffie baby.
Cute name for a team, BTW. [/b][/quote]Geoffie Baby = Afternoon Delight? You learn everything here.
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/12/03 11:26 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Don Sicilia:
Jimy Williams is finally playing Ensberg.
3 pts. Ahh, better than nothin' I guess. I've had him a few days now, and he's been good to me, when he's played.

And yup, Pork is an Afternoon Delight! Welcome, Bethie!

And is "fathersson michael" BB Cheese or member "fatherson"?

3 games delayed right now. NOOOO!! LA better play tonight!!
Posted By: Lucky_Luciano

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/12/03 11:37 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by J Geoff:
[quote]Originally posted by Don Sicilia:
[b]Jimy Williams is finally playing Ensberg.
3 pts. Ahh, better than nothin' I guess. I've had him a few days now, and he's been good to me, when he's played.

And yup, Pork is an Afternoon Delight! Welcome, Bethie!

And is "fathersson michael" BB Cheese or member "fatherson"?

3 games delayed right now. NOOOO!! LA better play tonight!! [/b][/quote]I'm also interested in Fantasy baseball, but I am not sure how to apply. Where do I go to sign up and how does it work? Thank you in advance.

-Lucky
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/12/03 11:42 PM

Lucky, that'd be great!

Just look at 4th post on this page (above), where Don Sicilia copied the instructions to join up. Be sure it's "Baseball Challenge" and not "Fantasy Baseball". BBD is free, FB isn't.

If you have questions after looking around there, just ask. (There's a "how to play" section there)
Posted By: Lucky_Luciano

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/13/03 12:17 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by J Geoff:
Lucky, that'd be great!

Just look at 4th post on this page (above), where Don Sicilia copied the instructions to join up. Be sure it's "Baseball Challenge" and not "Fantasy Baseball". BBD is free, FB isn't.

If you have questions after looking around there, just ask. (There's a "how to play" section there)
Sorry for the stupid questions, but I have one more. i am registering right now and I'm not sure what name I should put in for "member name" any ideas? thanks again
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/13/03 12:22 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by Lucky_Luciano:
I'm not sure what name I should put in for "member name" any ideas? thanks again
You could use my name, but that'd be confusing How 'bout your name? If you don't wanna use your real name, use Lucky Luciano...
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/13/03 12:24 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by J Geoff:
3 games delayed right now. NOOOO!! LA better play tonight!!
Okay, 2 of those games have started. What's with the delay in the Motor City? It's not even raining there! It's raining harder in Cleveland, and they're in the 3rd inning...
Posted By: Lucky_Luciano

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/13/03 12:33 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by J Geoff:
[quote]Originally posted by Lucky_Luciano:
[b]I'm not sure what name I should put in for "member name" any ideas? thanks again
You could use my name, but that'd be confusing How 'bout your name? If you don't wanna use your real name, use Lucky Luciano... [/b][/quote]Oh no! I have dial up and it says "** A Cable Modem or other high-speed connection is required." It's looks like I'm out, I registered my name as "Antonio_Garra" but I don't think it'll do me any good now.
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/13/03 12:36 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by Lucky_Luciano:
Oh no! I have dial up and it says "** A Cable Modem or other high-speed connection is required."
That's horseshit. LDV is playing on dialup... as well as most everyone else I'd imagine. No more excuses!!
Posted By: Beth E

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/13/03 01:09 AM

Ok. Starting with stupid questions. Beings I'm not playing today I'll get a heads up. Melvin Mora got 2 rbi's by getting sacrific flies. Does he still get 2 points even though he never reached base?
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/13/03 01:12 AM

Bethie... the "How To Play" page answers this :p

Yes.

Quote:
The five offensive statistical categories which count in Baseball Challenge are Runs Scored (R), Total Bases (TB), Runs Batted In (RBI), Walks (BB) and Stolen Bases (SB). For each instance a player on your team's roster achieves these in a game, one point will be awarded.

BBC 2003 will also include the pitching staff slot. For this there are six statistical categories which count and note that negative points are possible. The categories are Innings Pitched (IP), Earned Runs (ER), Hits (H), Walks (BB), Strikeouts (K), and Wins (W). The following points will be awarded/deducted for each instance one of them take place: 1 out = +1 (complete IP = +3), ER = -3, Hit = -1, BB = -1, K = +1, Win = +5.
Posted By: Beth E

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/13/03 01:21 AM

I've read that. :p :p Just wasn't clear if it was an out. Ok..next freakin stupid question, how do you find what teams are playing tomorrow? :p
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/13/03 01:28 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by Beth E:
I've read that. :p :p Just wasn't clear if it was an out. Ok..next freakin stupid question, how do you find what teams are playing tomorrow? :p
When you choose players, it's for tomorrow. The date is right there: "Select First Baseman for Friday, Jun. 13"

Lightning, gotta shut down... IBB...
Posted By: Beth E

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/13/03 01:35 AM

Struck by lightning. Is that a good thing? Simpler form of this question. I picked a Milwaukee player and Milwaukee isn't playing Friday I think. Are the Phillies playing tomorrow? I don't want to chose players and be an idiot when the team is not scheduled to play.
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/13/03 01:36 AM

Welcome to the game Beth E! All I have to say is it's about time. I guess plaw, JG, and Buffy doggin' you finally worked! :p
Posted By: Beth E

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/13/03 01:38 AM

I guess you can only enjoy the peep show for too long. A live person. Can you answer my question above? I've got 2 hours to figure this out. I don't expect to do better then -25 points tomorrow. Anything better then that will be a disappointment to me.

Edit. Ok. Clicked on the pitching probables so figured that out. See...I'm smaaaat...not dumb like people think. Am I being a pain in the ass yet? GOOD!
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/13/03 01:40 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by Beth E:
Struck by lightning. Is that a good thing? Simpler form of this question. I picked a Milwaukee player and Milwaukee isn't playing Friday I think. Are the Phillies playing tomorrow? I don't want to chose players and be an idiot when the team is not scheduled to play.
The way to tell if a player is playing tomorrow (hence you are picking him today) if when you are at a player selection page, there is nothing underneath the "Next" column next to the players name. By the way, Milwaukee is playing tomorrow. They are playing the Orioles.
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/13/03 01:43 AM

I forgot to answer your other question: The Phillies are playing tomorrow. Kevin Millwood is starting for them at Cincinnati.
Posted By: Beth E

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/13/03 01:44 AM

Ahhh...my savior. Quick and simple explanation. This playing the damsel in distress is working.

Milwaukee playing the Orioles. Too funny. I guess going to the Milwaukee web site and pulling up their schedule is a joke. Their next game they had listed was Monday. I won't go that route anymore. At least I got my darn salary cap down. I was getting scared. Thought I would have to pull out my Master Card already.

Gee...and this is only exhibition season for me.
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/13/03 01:50 AM

Get in already, Bethie. We have two new players, so esssentially you'll be competing against them in a "second division", so to speak.

When I wake up tomorrow morning I expect to see a new team in our league: "The Baltimore Bad Girls"
Posted By: Beth E

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/13/03 01:52 AM

I'm in. I'm in already. What part of Afternoon Delight is hard to read. I'm wearing to go an anxious for my big negative day tomorow. Can't wait.
Posted By: Lucky_Luciano

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/13/03 01:53 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by J Geoff:
[quote]Originally posted by Beth E:
[b] I've read that. :p :p Just wasn't clear if it was an out. Ok..next freakin stupid question, how do you find what teams are playing tomorrow? :p
When you choose players, it's for tomorrow. The date is right there: "Select First Baseman for Friday, Jun. 13"

Lightning, gotta shut down... IBB... [/b][/quote]all right now I am on a page where it says "Naming your entry is the first step to playing the game. Each part has a maximum length of 12 characters, and for display purposes it's best to keep both parts as short as possible. In order for the entry name to be complete, both location and nickname must be filled in. " What do I put in for "location" and "nickname"?
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/13/03 01:56 AM

Hey Lucky, I can't really tell what section you are on. Is it supposed to be your team name? If it is, it can be anything you want. You can put in "Lucky" for location and "Luciano" for your team name or any combination of two words.
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/13/03 01:58 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by Beth E:
I'm in. I'm in already.
Sorry, sorry. For some reason I thought "Afternoon Delight" was B.B. Cheese. My brain must be getting soft from all this comedy I'm playing.

Talkin' trash to the ladies is so much more fun because of all the double entendres.
Posted By: Beth E

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/13/03 01:59 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by Lucky_Luciano:
[quote]Originally posted by J Geoff:
[b] [QUOTE]Originally posted by Beth E:
[qb.
all right now I am on a page where it says "Naming your entry is the first step to playing the game. Each part has a maximum length of 12 characters, and for display purposes it's best to keep both parts as short as possible. In order for the entry name to be complete, both location and nickname must be filled in. " What do I put in for "location" and "nickname"? [/b][/quote]All I know is Afternoon is my Location and Delight is my nickname. So it appears both sections is what appears as your team name. Look at me. Trying to give advice! Hell..I'm as confused as you are.
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/13/03 02:01 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by Lucky_Luciano:

What do I put in for "location" and "nickname"?
In real life, "New York" is the location, "Yankees" is the nickname. Pick anything you like. Your team can be the "Lucky Lucianos", for example. :rolleyes:
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/13/03 02:09 AM

Thursday

PL 3337 White Sox (1) 15 3352
JG 3131 Dodgers (23) 60 3191
LD 3136 Dodgers (23) 38 3174
DB 2856 White Sox (1) 31 2887
UU 2795 Dodgers (23) 39 2834
BD 2763 Dodgers (23) 47 2810
OA 2608 Expos (16) 40 2648
HH 2541 Yanks (11) 52 2593
SC 2456 Giants (12) 47 2503
JJ 0505 Mariners (31) 67 0572

Plaw... you see what I mean about those bullshitpens screwing everything up for good starters? :p
Posted By: Lucky_Luciano

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/13/03 04:03 AM

I'm in, my location: Arizona City Nickname: wiseguys. I'll I need now is a group, I think.
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/13/03 04:06 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by Lucky_Luciano:
I'm in, my location: Arizona City Nickname: wiseguys. I'll I need now is a group, I think.
Cool, Lucky... read the instructions again for the group to join, and the password...
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/13/03 05:17 AM

One thing I learned from 40 years of poker playing and thousands of successful hours in the casinos of Atlantic City, Las Vegas, and Connecticut: NEVER PANIC.

OK, let's see...If I take the Texas PS tomorrow, I can have Delgado, and Boone, and A.Rod, and Rolen....

Actually, if this were a poker game and I just went from winning $250 to winning $150. this is where I cash in and go home.
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/13/03 05:29 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by plawrence:
40 years of poker playing
Dude... poker... I'm so in, LDV, too...! I love a good poker game, but I'm usually stuck w/ a bunch of scrubs. Let's get LDV over here and get a game on! Hmm, LDV... maybe strip poker?
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/13/03 05:37 AM

PS Your Gy Ty had 12 pts tonight... you dropped him? :p
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/13/03 05:38 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by J Geoff:

Plaw... you see what I mean about those bullshitpens screwing everything up for good starters? :p
Can't really blame this one on the pen. Colon started the 9th, gave up 2 runs, got 2 outs, and left with the bases loaded. The BP only gave up the final homer.

I think its my karma this week. All directed to the Nets. Three home games in the NBA Finals in one week, plus being insulted by Frank Vincent, is more than I'm used to.
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/13/03 05:49 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by plawrence:
Colon started the 9th, gave up 2 runs, got 2 outs, and left with the bases loaded.
So, the Colonectomy didn't come soon enough. Yeah, ya gotta get these things checked out, so you can extract the disease in a timely manner!

But no... you can blame the pen, cuz their job is to stop the bleeding. Their job is NOT to give up 4 runs in one inning..! (Not that I'm upset about that, lol... though... tomorrow I will be!!! )
Posted By: Beth E

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/13/03 12:04 PM

Great. I just realized I'm starting on Friday the 13th. How freakin lovely! :rolleyes:
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/13/03 12:21 PM

Beth E, I just looked at your team... You bleed Oriole Orange, huh! :p
Posted By: Beth E

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/13/03 12:26 PM

Hey...the pitching sucks big time, but I know what good men we have. The ones I picked are on fire right now. Probably won't mean anything beings it'll probably be rained out. Gotta start worrying about the weather reports more carefully.
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/13/03 12:34 PM

PS for today:

PL 3353 White Sox (Sharing a brain w/ JG, Buff, Douche)
JG 3191 White Sox (see plaw)
LD 3174 White Sox (see plaw)
DB 2887 White Sox (see plaw)
UU 2834 Dodgers (Is this correct, I didn't check? :p )
BD 2810 Giants (I'm hearing footsteps man, but no reason to worry :p )
OA 2648 Rockies (anti-Detroit pick)
HH 2593 Yanks (see UU)
SC 2503 Yanks (another no-hitter against? :p )
JJ 0572 Mariners (nice pick yesterday)
BE 0000 Phils (Welcome to the game!)
FS 0000 Yanks (Welcome to the game!)
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/13/03 12:37 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Beth E:
Hey...the pitching sucks big time, but I know what good men we have. The ones I picked are on fire right now. Probably won't mean anything beings it'll probably be rained out. Gotta start worrying about the weather reports more carefully.
You should do it like plaw- he has the weather reports on his MSN homepage for all 28 major league teams! Hey, it's worked so far! :p
Posted By: fathersson

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/13/03 01:14 PM

Yes, It is I who signed up for the final few weeks of the season.

Beth don't feel bad, as I have no idea what I was doing but still gave it a shot. Wanted to see what this was all about and hope to get my feet wet for these few weeks anyway. But now that I read that about players playing or not, I should have been more careful.

I do hope this does not ruin the group, if so I will withdraw if needed. Baseball is not my strong point by any means.
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/13/03 01:32 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by fathersson:
I do hope this does not ruin the group, if so I will withdraw if needed. Baseball is not my strong point by any means.
There's no need to worry about ruining the group. It's all in fun, in any case. All you need is a thick skin (because trash talking is alive and well here) and don't worry about talking trash back. Plaw and Bad Daddy has gotten us used to it! (Notice his current rank.)

Also, if you have any questions- just ask. At least I'm willing to help! I don't know about these other guys though. :p
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/13/03 02:30 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by J Geoff:
Hmm, LDV... maybe strip poker?
You must really want ME to see YOU nekked! They don't call me Pokerbuff for nothing. I would crush you and leave several hours later with MY clothes intact!

40 years huh PL? I say I gotta about 20 under my proverbial belt (who am I fooling, I dont even wear pants!) Bring it on. I'll bring the guacamole!
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/13/03 02:42 PM

For the new players...

it will take a few weeks to work out the kinks. I can remember on two occasions not renegotiating my players on Monday after the values changed and ending up paying more for a player than I needed to. (This is all in rules section on the BBC site)

It may help to take the time and read through the 38 pages or so of this thread (skipping the crowing and the drivel ) because we have all pretty much documented our mistakes and interpretations of the rules.

We really have fun here and any disdainful remarks or ugly insults hurled are deemed "venting" and only last for the one solemn day that someone is losing badly.

So dive in! But if you cant swim well, we wont throw you a rope, but we WILL call for help After all, we're not communists!
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/13/03 02:54 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by La Dolce Vita:
They don't call me Pokerbuff for nothing.
Oh, I thought that was short for "Poker (in the) Buff"
Posted By: fathersson

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/13/03 03:11 PM

I would Poke Her anywhere she askes. Man you folks and that Jersey accent!
Posted By: Beth E

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/13/03 03:57 PM

I KNOW LDV is gonna have the answer for this. Watching the Orioles/Chi Cubs game last night, Erik Karros is their 1st baseman replacing the injured player. He is still listed on the roster as DH. What happens if you pick him. Do you actually pick him as the DH and get another 1st baseman to pick?
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/13/03 03:59 PM

Players aren't always listed under the position they're playing. Many players play more than one position. Just make sure your roster is full...
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/13/03 04:01 PM

Bethie - it is my understanding if you pick a player, he gets you points no matter what position he plays. Eric seldom plays first but he may have more AB's when in as a 1Bman.

He is gorgeous but only gets like 3 hits (allbeit good ones) a year. I think he is close to being done
Posted By: Big Daddy Don

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/13/03 04:26 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Don Sicilia:
(I'm hearing footsteps man, but no reason to worry :p )
That's right, you just pretend that there is nothing to worry about. :rolleyes: Just remember you have to concern yourself with the Curse of Pork tonight.

And for the two rookies - here is a bit of friendly advice. Take Sammy Sosa NOW - he might miss a few games but his value is at an all time low - so now is the time to grab him. Also might want to find out who JGeoff picked as his PS and take someone else - it is known as the Curse of Pork - you will all probably find out soon enough. Well maybe Beth won't unless JGeoff picks Baltimore as a PS :p
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/13/03 04:31 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Big Daddy Don:
Also might want to find out who JGeoff picked as his PS and take someone else - it is known as the Curse of Pork
That's good advice. Considering the Curse of Pork has landed me in Second Place :p

Lately it's been the Curse of Plaw, tho... I'm not too optimistic about tonight

As for Sosa... what kind of advice is that? I don't see him on your roster :p Don't infect them with the Bad Daddy Curse just yet; don't wanna scare 'em off!
Posted By: Big Daddy Don

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/13/03 04:36 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by J Geoff:

As for Sosa... what kind of advice is that? I don't see him on your roster
shhh you big dope - you gonna make the rookies figure it out. :p

And regarding being in second place - yes be proud - everyone always remembers who finished in second :rolleyes:
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/13/03 04:45 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Big Daddy Don:
everyone always remembers who finished in second :rolleyes:
It is apparent you are talking about ME since Pork only visits 2nd place for no more than a 2 day stint usually. :p

I just realized that I was still thinking PL was way uncatchable but his lead over me has now dwindled down to below 180. And Pork only has 17 points over me - that is one good offensive showing!

If it was the beginning of the week, I would feel better about all that, but alas the weekend is approaching. We all know the chance of me crashing and burning increases as Saturday approaches
Posted By: Big Daddy Don

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/13/03 04:54 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by La Dolce Vita:
We all know the chance of me crashing and burning increases as Saturday approaches
Maybe if you are nice to your hubby - you can dispatch him again for late night roster changes - we all know how well that worked out for you before. :p
Posted By: Beth E

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/13/03 05:17 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Big Daddy Don:
[QUOTE]Originally posted by Don Sicilia:
[qb] Well maybe Beth won't unless JGeoff picks Baltimore as a PS :p
Geoff...pick the Orioles PS....that's freakin hilarious. Only if he's not too fond of 2nd place.
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/13/03 05:30 PM

Comedian Bad Daddy in 'da house!

I'm ALWAYS nice to my hubby. C'mon, I never asked ANYONE for help except for that one night and yeah, that played out beautifully :rolleyes:

My social calender looks pretty uneventful until about 9pm Saturday night. But by then all the rainouts SHOULD be announced so I shouldn't have to be obsessed at all this weekend.
Posted By: Big Daddy Don

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/13/03 05:43 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by La Dolce Vita:
C'mon, I never asked ANYONE for help except for that one night
Hey just a little friendly advice - I am full of it today - friendly advice that is hmm we have some new players, some new competitors - might be a good idea to :p
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/13/03 05:47 PM

you mean the ecnahCtaF one?

Good idea!
Posted By: Big Daddy Don

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/13/03 05:52 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by La Dolce Vita:
Good idea!
Just being a bud - in a game such as this, friends can become enemies
Posted By: B. B. Cheese

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/14/03 12:33 AM

baseball is kinda fun, but soccer...that's AWESOME!
Posted By: Beth E

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/14/03 12:39 AM

Rule #1 in the Stupid Newbies Worst Things To Do List: Never have half your players made up from a team that has a rain out. Kind of nice to start the leaque off with big fat 0's. Seems poet.

Time to read chapter 1 in plaw's book on Look At Weather Conditions Of Games Before You Choose Your Team book. As it is gonna down pour again tomorrow, I'm getting all the Orange out of my team as we speak.
Posted By: SC

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/14/03 01:02 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by Beth E:
Kind of nice to start the leaque off with big fat 0's.
Well, thats not entirely true. You're in NEGATIVE numbers (your pitching staff has taken a major league beating).

Welcome to the trash talkin' league. :p
Posted By: Beth E

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/14/03 01:14 AM

Cool. I might start in the negative numbers as planned. I can't see that game, so thanks for breaking the bad news. I must have a bullet proof vest on. Don't know how I dodged the bullet of the rain out. The Orioles some how are getting this one in.

Edit: Ok...so I'm NEVER taking the Phillies again. At least not Randy Wolf. Screw me over once and get sent back to pee wee leaque.
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/14/03 05:22 AM

Friday Unofficial Results:

PL WSox 3352 (20) 47 = 3399
JG WSox 3191 (20) 44 = 3235
LD WSox 3174 (20) 35 = 3209
DB WSox 2887 (20) 44 = 2931
UU LA 2834 (25) 39 = 2873
BD SF 2810 (-1) 25 = 2835
OA CO 2648 (22) 50 = 2698
HY NYY 2593 (27) 49 = 2642
SC NYY 2503 (27) 50 = 2553
JJ SEA 572 (26) 47 = 619
BE Phi 0 (-36) -19 = -19
FS NYY 0 (27) 44 = 44
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/14/03 05:32 AM

One word for tonight: Mediocre. Or here's another word: crap. No real movement in the ranks with the exception of our newest 12th place member If you averaged out all the scores, we all did about 40.

I shouldn't chide Bethie though, who even with that obscene score, managed to score more OH-ffensive points than me. :rolleyes:

And Bethie, dont be too hard on Randy - he is scheduled to pitch tomorrow. Millwood pitched for your PS today but only about 3 innings. Leave it to a team that YOU picked to start a brawl on the field. I thought I was watching football there for a minute with all the tackling going on!

Chin up. We have all had a sucky night at least once in this game. Way to debut on Friday the 13th!
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/14/03 10:12 AM

Friday official Results, Saturday Pitching:

PL WSox 3352 (20) 47 = 3399 Pittsburgh
JG WSox 3191 (20) 44 = 3235 Seattle
LD WSox 3174 (20) 35 = 3209 Philly
DB WSox 2887 (20) 44 = 2931 Balt
UU LA 2834 (25) 39 = 2873 LA
BD SF 2810 (-1) 25 = 2835 Seattle
OA CO 2648 (22) 50 = 2698 Colorado
HH NYY 2593 (27) 49 = 2642 Yanks
SC NYY 2503 (27) 50 = 2553 Seattle
JJ SEA 572 (26) 47 = 619 Seattle
FS NYY 0 (27) 44 = 44 Yanks
BE Phi 0 (-36) -19 = -19 Seattle
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/14/03 10:16 AM

Well, stopped the bleeding for at least a day

Did everyone else have as much trouble as I did deciding on a PS today?
Posted By: Beth E

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/14/03 11:00 AM

What are you looking surprised for at my score Buffy? I said I didn't want to do any better then -25. So I'm pissed. Better yet, I get a quick taste of the curse of the pork today. And of course I was jam packed with Birds yesterday, but do I get Jay Gibbons? Nooooooo. The bastard hits a grand slam. And no more Tony Bastita either. What's up with his stance? He looks like he has something stuck up his ass.
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/14/03 12:01 PM

Ah, Bethie...I'd forgotton that you, too, were an early riser. Usually, the trash talking doesn't start around here until about 10 or 11.

Look at the bright side...30 days, including today, and then you start playing for real

And remember this: It's much harder, and therefore a greater achievement, to select a pitching staff that goes minus 36 than it is to pick one for plus 36.

So for your first day, you did good. :p
Posted By: Beth E

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/14/03 12:35 PM

I'm just pacing myself. By this time next week I plan to be at +10. What can I say. I set high goals. You and I are the early risers, while the rest of the crew are the insomniac vampires.

Didn't have the pleasure of seeing the Phillies game, but just saw the highlights. That little catcher body slamming that batter was too cute. He should get a pro wrestling contract. NOT! But gotta love the Phillies attitude: If we can't beat you on the field we'll beat the crap out of you.
Posted By: fathersson

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/14/03 12:48 PM

I just wanted to check in and see how I did on my first night out. I take that as a 44 postive. That isn't to bad for a newbie?

I still have a lot to read and learn before the start of the new season.
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/14/03 12:57 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by plawrence:
Did everyone else have as much trouble as I did deciding on a PS today?
I know what you mean plaw. The no-brainers are facing tough teams or starting their worst starters (Dodgers, Cubs, Yanks, Seattle come to mind.) I picked Baltimore by default. I hope your home team gives me some love, Beth E!
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/14/03 01:03 PM

FS - 44 pts is respectible. It has to be, that's what I got! It's even better when you consider it's 63 pts more than Bethie got!

PL - Yeah, and it looks like we took different strategies, Seattle/Atlanta, Pitts/TB. I figured, the Yanks were no-hit, why not Atlanta But I'm not all that confident, even with Moyer, against Sheff & Co.

But as long as Seattle does better than Philly, I'll be happy!

But, alas, the Bad Daddy / Afternoon Delight Curses are upon us!
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/14/03 01:04 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by fathersson:
I just wanted to check in and see how I did on my first night out.
Ya did good, kid. Welcome to the game.
Posted By: Beth E

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/14/03 01:09 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Don Sicilia:
[QUOTE]Originally posted by plawrence:
[qb] I picked Baltimore by default. I hope your home team gives me some love, Beth E!
You better hope the weather man gives you some love. Calling for more thunderstorms tonight.
Posted By: fathersson

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/14/03 01:13 PM

Now, all I have to do is figure out what I did right and what I did wrong? and read the other 35 pages on this tread!
Posted By: Beth E

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/14/03 01:13 PM

[QUOTE]Originally posted by J Geoff:
It's even better when you consider it's 63 pts more than Bethie got!

Shaddap yu! I hope the Mariners bomb big time. I'm looking forward to another negative game. It's gonna be my trademark. This thread has been dead the past couple of days, gotta give you fuckers something to tawk about.

But as long as Seattle does better than Philly, I'll be happy!

Me too. Now..time to go out and find a Weird Al Yankovich doll and use as a vodoo doll for Geoff. The similaries are close enough.

But, alas, the Bad Daddy / Afternoon Delight Curses are upon us! [IMG]

There could be worse things then having me on you.
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/14/03 01:29 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by plawrence:

Did everyone else have as much trouble as I did deciding on a PS today?
Wow!! I thought it was JUST ME!

The no-brainer was obviously Moyer but I just couldn't take him against those ATL hitters. I usually roster up earlier in the day and then "tweak" at night after the games end. I orignally had picked Philly but then after that UGLY BEATING from Cinncinati, I got really frightened. I actually physically changed to 3 other PS's then at the last minute went back with my gut.

Remember MY golden rule: NEVER go against your gut. But you really have to be able to distinguish the difference between the gut instinct and that Taco Bell you had for lunch....
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/14/03 10:29 PM

Saturday Unofficial Results & Sunday PS

PL 3399 Pitts (8) 31 3430 Anaheim
JG 3235 Seattle (7) 43 3278 Dodgers
LD 3209 Philly (30) 67 3276 Marlins
DB 2931 Balt (-5) 32 2963 Yankees
UU 2873 LA (24) 53 2926 Dodgers
BD 2835 Seattle (7) 41 2876 Dodgers
HH 2642 Yanks (26) 69 2711 Yankees
OA 2698 Colorado (-15) 7 2705 Rockies
SC 2553 Seattle (7) 39 2592 Yankees
JJ 0619 Seattle (7) 53 0672 Mariners
FS 0044 Yanks (26) 70 0114 Yankees
BE -019 Seattle (7) 28 0009 D-Backs

Ugh, 7 pts. Could've been much worse. Hampton, what got over him?? Philly? What the hell!
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/15/03 02:06 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by J Geoff:
Saturday [b]OFFICIAL Results & Sunday PS

PL 3399 Pitts (-10) 13 3412 Anaheim
JG 3235 Seattle (7) 43 3278 Dodgers
LD 3209 Philly (30) 67 3276 Marlins
DB 2931 Balt (-5) 32 2963 Yankees
UU 2873 LA (24) 53 2926 Dodgers
BD 2835 Seattle (7) 41 2876 Dodgers
HH 2642 Yanks (26) 69 2711 Yankees
OA 2698 Colorado (-15) 7 2705 Rockies
SC 2553 Seattle (7) 39 2592 Yankees
JJ 0619 Seattle (7) 53 0672 Mariners
FS 0044 Yanks (26) 70 0114 Yankees
BE -019 Seattle (7) 28 0009 D-Backs
[/b]
I edited the above. Somehow, the lovely 6 runs my PS gave up in the 9th (for the second time in three days) didn't get recorded until the official results at 5:00 AM. Maybe ESPN couldn't believe it themselves.
Posted By: Beth E

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/15/03 03:34 PM

Woo hoo! I have a whopping 9 points. Watch out everyone, I'm making my move. At least I did better then plaw yesterday. :p
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/15/03 03:42 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Beth E:
At least I did better then plaw yesterday. :p
Mmmmmm, that sounds SO good. Let's all say it together!

Interesting choices today our last day of the week. The Pork's got me by 2 lousy points? The Dodger's winning streak can't hold too much longer...

And yesterday - Philly - yeah the dark horse. Whoda thunk it? But I tempt fate with another pick like that today. I went against my Dodger gut. I hope my attempt to lobotomize myself from the Pork Chop doesn't bite me on the backside. The difference between 2nd and 3rd place after today WILL BE much more substantial.

And I only trail PL by 136. Hmm, he is still catchable after all.
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/15/03 04:47 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by La Dolce Vita:
And I only trail PL by 136. Hmm, he is still catchable after all.
Stop eyeing my #1 spot there, Buff! :p
Posted By: fathersson

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/15/03 06:55 PM

114 - 44 =70? a 70 point night?
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/15/03 07:52 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by fathersson:
114 - 44 =70? a 70 point night?
Is that you bragging, or do you need me to check the math? :p The BBC box scores show your previous days points... yes, 70.
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/15/03 07:56 PM

Sunday

PL 3412 Anaheim (-1) 36 3448
LD 3276 Marlins (13) 47 3323
JG 3278 Dodgers (23) 42 3320
DB 2963 Yankees (26) 59 3022
UU 2926 Dodgers (23) 32 2958
BD 2876 Dodgers (23) 46 2922
HH 2711 Yankees (26) 44 2755
OA 2705 Rockies (10) 37 2742
SC 2592 Yankees (26) 53 2645
JJ 0672 Mariners (29) 55 0727
FS 0114 Yankees (26) 33 0147
BE 0009 D-Backs (1) 18 0027

For the newbies, key to above (updated throughout the day):

Name + Previous Total + Today's PS + (PS Pts) + Today's Total Points + New Total Points
Posted By: fathersson

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/16/03 01:16 AM

Thanks Geoff. I think I understand what the () and other things mean now. That really helped.

So 70 points would be something to brag about?
So help a newbie. A good days point gain is?
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/16/03 04:15 AM

FS - Look at our totals today, and tell me if 70 is a decent score :p Good job. :p Your 33 today is a little more closer to average

Well, well, Buff finally gets on top of me again. 3 pts. She's lucky my offense was so offensive to just post 19 pts today But I can handle this view for one night

PL - We're creeping up... you getting scared yet?
Posted By: OleificioAndreassi

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/16/03 04:16 AM

Shit im slumpin biggtime--had the Rckies PS fo like 4 days --not frickin good

Go figure-the only 1 I beat this week was PL! Im a gonna rededicte myself though, change my roster more often, and make a last month push. I think my awakening came when I saw that Hollywood passed me up
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/16/03 04:17 AM

Sunday (repost)

PL 3412 Anaheim (-1) 36 3448
LD 3276 Marlins (13) 47 3323
JG 3278 Dodgers (23) 42 3320
DB 2963 Yankees (26) 59 3022
UU 2926 Dodgers (23) 32 2958
BD 2876 Dodgers (23) 46 2922
HH 2711 Yankees (26) 44 2755
OA 2705 Rockies (10) 37 2742
SC 2592 Yankees (26) 53 2645
JJ 0672 Mariners (29) 55 0727
FS 0114 Yankees (26) 33 0147
BE 0009 D-Backs (1) 18 0027
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/16/03 04:19 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by OleificioAndreassi:
had the Rckies PS fo like 4 days
That's not usually a good thing, OA

And yes, please, pass HH!! If he's not gonna play, he should be at the bottom. UU next!
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/16/03 10:05 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by J Geoff:
PL - We're creeping up... you getting scared yet?
Are you serious?
Are you kiddin' me?
You got rocks in your head?
What? Me Worry?
Gimme a break
Come on now
Yeah, right!
Scared? I don't know the meaning of the word.
Har Har Hardee Har Har :p
Posted By: SC

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/16/03 10:21 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by plawrence:
What? Me Worry?
The last time I heard someone use that line he looked like this:

Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/16/03 10:50 AM

A great man, above. A man with real staying power. Someone who's been on top for around 45 years. And who ages well.
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/16/03 01:22 PM

Today's PS staff:

PL 3448 Mets
LD 3323 Red Sox
JG 3320 Red Sox
DB 3022 Red Sox
UU 2958 --
BD 2922 Red Sox
HH 2755 --
OA 2742 Red Sox
SC 2635 Red Sox
JJ 0727 Mariners
FS 0147 Red Sox
BE 0027 Marlins

Pedro was the popular choice today. Incidentally, I'm going to the game today. Rooting for a White Sox while hoping the Red Sox pitching staff does well- I'll be conflicted all game. But I won't root for the White Sox that hard- I'm a Cubs fan. :p
Posted By: Beth E

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/16/03 01:24 PM

Holy freakin moley!! You guys are either going to sink or swim together. I hope to creap up to say, 32 points! I'm the little engine that could. I think I can, I think I can...
Posted By: joltinjoe05

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/16/03 01:42 PM

Well I'm back but it looks like I did pretty good while I was gone.
Posted By: Big Daddy Don

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/16/03 02:01 PM

Hey PL - this notion of selling your soul to the devil for the Nets series over your FB - does this carry over the rest of the season now or does your slump last week end - now that the Nets season is over ?

That once comfortable lead took quite a beating last week.
Posted By: fathersson

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/16/03 02:32 PM

The weather looks good in the Northeast for a change.

Not many games to pick from. Looks like Boston was the place to be for most.

Do most change their whole lineup if the players aren't playing? I kept a few even tho they aren't playing today
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/16/03 02:33 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Don Sicilia:
Incidentally, I'm going to the game today. Rooting for a White Sox while hoping the Red Sox pitching staff does well
Hey Guys! We have our own mole! DB - you could actually do things to make the White Sox go down big time. C'mon, you're a Cubbies fan! Do whatever you have to do, just don't get arrested or anything.

Have fun!
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/16/03 02:39 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by J Geoff:

Well, well, Buff finally gets on top of me again. 3 pts.
Yes, because I like this position.

Yes, only 3 points . I took the two scrubs from the Marlins yesterday when I SHOULD HAVE HAD LOWELL. I ALWAYS have Lowell! Arrrggghh!!!!

BTW- I led Week 11
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/16/03 03:07 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by fathersson:
Do most change their whole lineup if the players aren't playing? I kept a few even tho they aren't playing today
Go to Page 35 of this thread and read PL's comment at 02:43 PM and my reply...
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/16/03 03:15 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by La Dolce Vita:
BTW- I led Week 11
You sure did, by far. How are you only 3 ahead of me? :p I'm uncomfortable now, with BoSox PS... after all, Curse of Plaw PS is in effect!
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/16/03 03:24 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by J Geoff:

I'm uncomfortable now, with BoSox PS... after all, Curse of Plaw PS is in effect
I am inflicted with the Curse of Pork/Bad Daddy/Oreo.... But last time, I DID NOT go with Pedro and I regretted it big time.

There could be something to PL's strategy of having a 4 million dollar scrub team to be able to load up with good offense . But I am sure there was some strategy yesterday picking a PS team who lost 8-0!

BTW - all night games today
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/16/03 03:34 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by J Geoff:
I'm uncomfortable now, with BoSox PS... after all, Curse of Plaw PS is in effect!
Woah! I didn't look close enough. I assumed PL took Pedro. He took the Mutts! No Curse of Plaw today... oops

Plaw vs Bethie today. C'mon, Bethie, you need more than 1 pts PS today!
Posted By: Beth E

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/16/03 03:40 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by J Geoff:
[quote]Originally posted by J Geoff:
[b]I'm uncomfortable now, with BoSox PS... after all, Curse of Plaw PS is in effect!
Woah! I didn't look close enough. I assumed PL took Pedro. He took the Mutts! No Curse of Plaw today... oops

Plaw vs Bethie today. C'mon, Bethie, you need more than 1 pts PS today! [/b][/quote]I'll take +1 over -36 anyday! Besides, I've already exceeded my goal to be past +10. I'm darn proud of myself. So I don't set high goals. Creates less stress that way. At least I'm losing to people who are PLAYING!
Posted By: fathersson

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/16/03 05:53 PM

UU & HH didn't pick/ switch to a pitching staff that was playing so they can not get points thru that spot right? and on Monday the prices change so your prices on yout team could get bumped up if you change your team because they are not playing today?
Posted By: Big Daddy Don

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/16/03 06:28 PM

No UU and HH don't have a PS staff or didn't pick one because they don't play anymore. Wasn't logic or anything there.

So how come we don't see you talking some trash to BethE since you two started the same time, you are allowed to do that.
Posted By: Beth E

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/16/03 06:30 PM

Maybe he's scared of me cause I'm a girl. :p
Posted By: Big Daddy Don

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/16/03 06:36 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Beth E:
Maybe he's scared of me cause I'm a girl. :p
I don't know about that - but I read some of your other posts and I know I'm scared of you.
Posted By: Beth E

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/16/03 06:38 PM

Cupcake...I would never harm you. Just stay out of my way when the all star break starts and you might make it out with your cajones in your pocket.
Posted By: fathersson

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/16/03 06:59 PM

Beth, we will have to show them how the "newbie" ball managers can do on the next half.
Let us hope that beginners luck holds out a few more months.
Now tell me again Beth, is that Seven or Eight players on a team?
Posted By: Beth E

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/16/03 07:09 PM

Try NINE!!!!! I have no qualms sitting in my perch in the back. The view from behind is scrumptous. Don't have a clear view of SC's rear from here, but I'm working on it.
Posted By: OleificioAndreassi

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/16/03 08:14 PM

Where are the pitchers at?????

I'm tryin to pick my roster & there are NO pitchers listed beside the teams. Now is the only time that Im able to do it- i don't get it-this is shit
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/16/03 08:17 PM

Apparently the system is down right now. Glad I did mine this morning
Posted By: SC

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/16/03 08:53 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Beth E:
The view from behind is scrumptous. Don't have a clear view of SC's rear from here, but I'm working on it.
You make me feel so cheap.

OA - Try clicking on the "Pitching Probables", and that SHOULD show you the pitching staffs for tomorrow (make sure you pick "Tuesday, June 17" near the top of the page).

(wiggling my butt for Beth)
Posted By: SC

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/16/03 08:58 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Don Sicilia:
Pedro was the popular choice today.
He pitched really well in his last outing. Expect him to go only 5 innings tonight, but by then the Bosox should have a decent lead.
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/16/03 09:00 PM

OK, how bad am I?

I wrote a post a few minutes ago about the pitching probables page and deleted it. Thought someone might've yelled at me for helping people out, haha.

My rule, I will help anyone out who is placing 5th or worse

And JG - like you are done with your roster. :rolleyes: Yeah right. You will be tweaking it later after all the games are played tonight. Remember, great minds think alike. Now, let go of my arm so I can race up towards PL and overtake HIM!
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/16/03 09:04 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Beth E:
Don't have a clear view of SC's rear from here, but I'm working on it.
And I thought I had the best butt on the board....

But then again from where Bethie is standing, it is a mere dot.
Posted By: SC

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/16/03 09:09 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by La Dolce Vita:
And I thought I had the best butt on the board....But then again from where Bethie is standing, it is a mere dot.
No ifs, ands or butts....from where Beth is standing she can't see ANYONE'S butt.
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/16/03 09:10 PM

And believe me, because of that, we can ALL sleep better at night!
Posted By: Beth E

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/16/03 09:44 PM

Everyone but me that is! Everyone butt out. I'm working on my pitching.
Posted By: Beth E

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/16/03 09:57 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by SC:
[quote]Originally posted by La Dolce Vita:
[b] And I thought I had the best butt on the board....But then again from where Bethie is standing, it is a mere dot.
No ifs, ands or butts....from where Beth is standing she can't see ANYONE'S butt. [/b][/quote]Ooooooooh! Look who's talking smack. The guy who sat in last place before this trash tawker cam along. At least I'm losing to people who PLAY! :p
Posted By: SC

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/16/03 10:29 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Beth E:
At least I'm losing to people who PLAY!
Errr, you're losing to EVERYBODY!!
Posted By: Beth E

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/16/03 10:41 PM

As opposed to who YOU were losing to before I joined????
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/16/03 10:46 PM

Monday, Monday... So Bad To Me...!

PL 3448 Mets (15) 37 3485 NYY
JG 3320 BoSox (10) 38 3358 NYY
LD 3323 BoSox (10) 29 3352 NYY
DB 3022 BoSox (10) 41 3063 Cleveland
UU 2958 No PS (0) 20 2978 LA
BD 2922 BoSox (10) 19 2941 LA
OA 2742 BoSox (10) 33 2775 BoSox
HH 2755 No PS (0) 2 2757 NYY
SC 2635 BoSox (10) 26 2661 NYY
JJ 0727 Mariners (20) 23 0750 Seattle
FS 0147 BoSox (10) 21 0168 NYY
BE 0027 Marlins (38) 69 0096 LA
Posted By: Beth E

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/17/03 02:07 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by J Geoff:
Monday, Monday... So Bad To Me...!

PL 3448 Mets (15) 29+
LD 3323 BoSox
JG 3320 BoSox
DB 3022 BoSox
UU 2958 No PS (0)
BD 2922 BoSox
HH 2755 No PS (0)
OA 2742 BoSox
SC 2635 BoSox
JJ 0727 Mariners
FS 0147 BoSox
BE 0027 Marlins (38) 63+
Doesn't that look sooooo lovely. Hey, plaw..how dem Mutts do? Can you say 1 hitter? I know you can.
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/17/03 02:18 AM

1 hitter 1 hitter 1 hitter...You're right, I can say it.

Looks like you kicked some serious ass today, Bethie. I'm happy with my Glavine game, though. As long as the Mutts outpitch the BoSox, I ain't complainin'.
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/17/03 02:39 AM

I'm gonna try and be polite about this...

Unfreakinbelievable.
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/17/03 05:11 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by plawrence:
As long as the Mutts outpitch the BoSox, I ain't complainin'.
5 pts - whoopdy doo! I still gained 1 on ya!
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/17/03 09:56 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by J Geoff:
I still gained 1 on ya!
One point. BFD! :rolleyes:

I figure it like this:

Going into yesterday, there were 28 days left, and my lead was 125.
As of now, there are 27 days left, and my lead is 127.
So I gained ground yesterday, pal. :p
Posted By: Beth E

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/17/03 12:05 PM

Who was the winner for Monday??? Ok...I'm the winner for one day. Not like the game leader or weekly leader, but give me my small victories. :p

Monday, Monday. I love that day. But great, what do I see, I'm stuck with the Bad Daddy curse today. I can see a whopping -25 in my future.
Posted By: SC

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/17/03 12:22 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Beth E:
Who was the winner for Monday??? Ok...I'm the winner for one day.
That was a great 69, kiddo. Congrats!
Posted By: Beth E

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/17/03 12:36 PM

Call it dumb beginner's luck. I haven't a clue how I pulled it off. It helps if you have players who are actually playing that day I guess.
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/17/03 02:06 PM

DoucheMan: What part of being a mole to BENEFIT the BoSox takers DIDN'T you understand yesterday? Ugly. 10 points? Thanks, man. Hope you enjoyed the game. :rolleyes:

So, we have a game in 3 hours. (Well, some of us do). I love it.
Posted By: fathersson

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/17/03 02:17 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Beth E:
Call it dumb beginner's luck. I haven't a clue how I pulled it off. It helps if you have players who are actually playing that day I guess.
Better Dumb Luck then No Luck at all!

They better watch out for the next half Beth,
by then we will have this under out belt!

By the way, you folks can buy Beth's Tip sheet for only $5.00.
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/17/03 02:23 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by fathersson:

By the way, you folks can buy Beth's Tip sheet for only $5.00.
She has a tip sheet for 5 bucks? She has a tip sheet for ONE good day? Must be of post-it note size!

Didn't PL say his book was gonna be free for us?
Posted By: fathersson

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/17/03 02:27 PM

The sheet is free, It is $5.00 for shipping and handling!
Posted By: Beth E

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/17/03 02:28 PM

I wish it could fit on a post it note. More like a reinforcement.
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/17/03 03:55 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Beth E:
I wish it could fit on a post it note.
Am I sleep deprived again? Wish what could fit? What is "it"? Your tip(s)??

Maybe I dont wanna know...
Posted By: Beth E

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/17/03 04:00 PM

Well..it sure ain't my ti*s. Must be my tips. I'd need a legal sheet of paper for that.

I think I'm the one sleep deprived.
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/17/03 04:29 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Big Daddy Don:
Hey PL - this notion of selling your soul to the devil for the Nets series over your FB - does this carry over the rest of the season now or does your slump last week end - now that the Nets season is over ?

That once comfortable lead took quite a beating last week.
He welshed.

I had a horrible week and the Nets lost. So I said to the devil, "No more deals. Just help me win."

The slump is over.
Posted By: fathersson

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/17/03 04:48 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Beth E:
Well..it sure ain't my ti*s. Must be my tips. I'd need a legal sheet of paper for that.

I think I'm the one sleep deprived.
I think this thread and the season are finally warming up....Film and full report would be wonderful!
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/17/03 04:51 PM

Last ( ) = number of offensive players for the DH

PL 3485 NYY (7 NY)
JG 3358 NYY (6 NY)
LD 3352 NYY (4 NY/2 Tam)
DB 3063 Cleveland (1 NY)
UU 2978 LA (1 NY/1 Tam)
BD 2941 LA (2 NY)
OA 2775 BoSox (-)
HH 2757 NYY (2 NY)
SC 2671 NYY (-)
JJ 0750 Seattle (2 NY)
FS 0168 NYY (2 NY)
BE 0096 LA (-)

Crazy.
Posted By: Beth E

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/17/03 05:36 PM

HUH!!!! Great! Another rule I've gotta learn. DH = offensive players. I'm gonna do beautifully today.
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/17/03 05:40 PM

Doubleheader also = Pitching Staff, if it's a decent one.
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/17/03 05:48 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Beth E:
HUH!!!! Great! Another rule I've gotta learn. DH = offensive players. I'm gonna do beautifully today.
Bethie!! C'mon I cant teach you EVERYTHING! You have been voyeuring on this thread long enough - you know what we are all wearing and what we had for breakfast!

Hey, we all had to learn the hard way. Still learnin' every day!

I'm learning I don't like this sick dance the Pork and I are doing.....4 points, 6 points, 2 points....need a spread and need it now.
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/17/03 06:40 PM

So the Top 3 can keep track who's got whom...

PL - JG - LDV

C Flaherty* - Phillips - Barajas
1B Giambi - Giambi - Giambi = wash
2B Soriano - Soriano - Cabrera
3B Zeile - Ventura* - Lowell
SS Jeter - Uribe - Lugo
LF Matsui - Matsui - Matsui = wash
CF Patterson - Michaels - Baldelli
RF Burnitz - Mondesi - Mondesi
DH Sierra - Sierra - Sierra = wash

*Not playing in Game 1

BTW, Weaver sucks. 6-1 TB in the 5th. LDV was smart to take some D-Rays...
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/17/03 06:43 PM

Shit!! Apparently I wasn't smart enough to take the right ones!

It IS possible for one to have a nightmare with your eyes wide open in the middle of the day!
Posted By: Big Daddy Don

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/17/03 07:12 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by La Dolce Vita:
Bethie!! C'mon I cant teach you EVERYTHING! You have been voyeuring on this thread long enough -
Well you are gonna have to teach me also. Sh!t - I didn't know there was a double header today, that pisses me off. I always look at the schedule but last night for some reason I was only looking at the players and the matchups on where you select your players cause it was late and there was no mention.

Damn, I hate this F^($!#@ Game
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/17/03 07:19 PM

11-1 TB in the 7th.
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/17/03 07:24 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Big Daddy Don:
Well you are gonna have to teach me also.
No problem. Lesson one - stay up later at night.

Actually, I made up my roster yesterday afternoon when the site was down. I was satisfied taking the Mariners and spent every dime of my 50 mill. So late, late last night I am looking and just double checking and I am confused because I can't tell who the hell is pitching for the Yankees. Know why I couldnt tell? Because there was TWO games listed in the probables. Well, bite ME! I think this game was a make up from all the way back in April. So I'll bet I made roster changes a half hour before deadline. And as bleak as things look right now, I ain't bragging. Things better turn around in the 2nd game.

Oh and I thought Douche-Man said he listed all the DH's in his palm pilot. Did he miss one? Or does he know something we don't??
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/17/03 07:25 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Big Daddy Don:
Well you are gonna have to teach me also.
You've been playing since Week 2 for chrissakes... :p

And apparently you're better off not knowing about it. Game 1 is not pretty. :rolleyes:

WTF is up with NYY sucking to last-place TB??!!
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/17/03 07:28 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by J Geoff:
11-1 TB in the 7th.
Right, and who the HELL are these guys making these 11 runs? Not the Rays I've got!!

Nightmare. Don't feel so good.
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/17/03 07:41 PM

Luckily (?) only 10 of those runs were earned. Hitchcock.

8th inning not looking good either. Bases loaded, 1 out

Buff should stop whining about her TB players... Baldelli is doing okay :p
Posted By: joltinjoe05

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/17/03 07:44 PM

Man, the Yanks are getting as beat up as the Catholic church.
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/17/03 07:51 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by J Geoff:

Buff should stop whining about her TB players... Baldelli is doing okay :p
Excuuuuuuse me? I believe I have 7 TB points, whoopdy do! All that means is I may pass you tonight and we can look forward to a spread of like 5

Man, I haven't been worked like this since.....well, nevermind.
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/17/03 08:20 PM

Wow, that fiasco is finally over. -21, who'da thunk it?

Game 2 HAS to be better! But alas we have to wait several hours to see for sure.
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/17/03 08:23 PM

Tuesday

PL 3485 NYY (-21)+(23) 59 3544 Pitts
JG 3358 NYY (-21)+(23) 46 3404 Expos
LD 3352 NYY (-21)+(23) 46 3398 Expos
DB 3063 Cleveland (21) 65 3128 Rockies
UU 2978 LA (27) 64 3042 Dodgers
BD 2941 LA (27) 57 2998 Dodgers
OA 2775 BoSox (22) 63 2838 BoSox
HH 2757 NYY (-21)+(23) 22 2779 Guess
SC 2671 NYY (-21)+(23) 29 2700 Wanks
JJ 0750 Seattle (16) 42 0792 Seattle
FS 0168 NYY (-21)+(23) 43 0211 Wanks
BE 0096 LA (27) 34 0130 Oakland

NYY/TB double-header: 2 total pts for the Yanks... :rolleyes:
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/18/03 06:06 AM

Ok, I started this day 6 points behind the Pork. And after ALL THAT ...all that strategizing and worrying and cursing..I end the day what? 6 points behind Pork Chop. :rolleyes:

I hate double headers.

I ALWAYS have Ichiro. 2 homers tonight. As well as 2 other guys I WOULD HAVE had on my roster who hit homers tonight.

Did I mention I hate double headers?
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/18/03 09:38 AM

Today should be interesting, Expos vs. Bucs. I was sure you guys were gonna take Montreal, and my logical mind said follow along for "Dee-Fense". But I went for the gusto.
Posted By: Big Daddy Don

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/18/03 01:18 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by La Dolce Vita:
I hate double headers.

I ALWAYS have Ichiro. 2 homers tonight. As well as 2 other guys I WOULD HAVE had on my roster who hit homers tonight.

Did I mention I hate double headers?


Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/18/03 01:37 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by La Dolce Vita:

I ALWAYS have Ichiro. 2 homers tonight. As well as 2 other guys I WOULD HAVE had on my roster who hit homers tonight.
Whine, whine , whine...
I always have Ichiro, I always have Ichiro
Puh-leeze, spare us :rolleyes:
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/18/03 02:20 PM

EVERYONE'S a comedian!!...yuk yuk yuk!

Note the time of my post? Yes, I was in a very fragile and vulnerable state. But thanks for your support, guys!

And after all I do for you guys..... :rolleyes:
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/18/03 03:25 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by J Geoff:
Tuesday

PL 3485 NYY (-21)+(23) 59 [b]3544
Pitts
JG 3358 NYY (-21)+(23) 46 3404 Expos
LD 3352 NYY (-21)+(23) 46 3398 Expos
DB 3063 Cleveland (21) 65 3128 Rockies
[/b]
At least there is a little variety today. With this lineup, there COULD be some POTENTIAL movement in the ranks.

Of course not much between Pork 'N Buff. Not only sharing a brain pitching wise but sharing 3 players as well. :rolleyes:


BDD: Nice picture of the "blinkys"....are they yours????
Posted By: fathersson

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/18/03 04:02 PM

Hey, at least the Yanks didn't leave us with double negative numbers for both games, let us be happy that they came back and gave us a couple of postive points anyway.

PL- you would pick the same team to safeguard a win? Say it isn't so!
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/18/03 04:24 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by plawrence:
Today should be interesting, Expos vs. Bucs. I was sure you guys were gonna take Montreal, and my logical mind said follow along for "Dee-Fense". But I went for the gusto.
I almost did that myself but was too scared! They're both stinkin' right now, so anything's possible...
Posted By: Big Daddy Don

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/18/03 04:45 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by J Geoff:
I almost did that myself but was too scared!
Too Scared, too Scared ?? What am I playing in a league with a bunch of sissy boys and girls . We have one whining about not having a player that hit 2 home runs and now you are too scared to make an aggressive move. Why don't you just hand first place over to PL, if you are not even gonna fight to get it.

He is realing right now - the Nets are out - he is depressed - now is the time to strike him - time is short. In the immortal words of Belushi in Animal House - 'it's not over till we say it's over - Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor.

I would like to help you overtake him but I did start 10 games late so .... :p
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/18/03 04:50 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Big Daddy Don:

Sh!t - I didn't know there was a double header today, that pisses me off.

I always look at the schedule but last
night.... it was late and there was no mention.

Damn, I hate this F^($!#@ Game
WHO'S a SISSY boy (or girl) ??????????

Trash talking evidently appeals to you. So overtake me - I DARE YOU!
Posted By: Big Daddy Don

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/18/03 05:01 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by La Dolce Vita:
[WHO'S a SISSY boy (or girl) ??????????

Trash talking evidently appeals to you. So overtake me - I DARE YOU!
That was frustration cause I did not have information. Not because I made was whining about a decision I made.

You have too much of a 'headstart' for me to overtake - but you know if by some fluke I get on top of you - well they will be plenty of crowing going on than. :p
Posted By: fathersson

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/18/03 05:23 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Big Daddy Don:
- but you know if by some fluke I get on top of you - well they will be plenty of crowing going on than. :p
Or a whole lot of hip movement going on!
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/18/03 05:34 PM

I was just thinking. PL and sometimes Pork seem to be the ONLY ones wanting to be on top. In fact Pork seems to work pretty hard at it. All the other sissy boys (and girl ) seem to want all the work done for them all the time.

I think the DoucheMan was on top of me once. What happened to that guy? Went to the White Sox/Boston game and was never heard from again??
Posted By: Beth E

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/18/03 05:53 PM

[QUOTE]Originally posted by La Dolce Vita:
[QB] All the other sissy boys (and girl ) seem to want all the work done for them all the time.

My momma didn't raise no dummy. I will take hand outs, tips, and any other info someone wants to throw my way. That's part of my strategy. Sit back and enjoy the ride. Now, after All Star I'll do my best to be on top of anybody I can.
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/18/03 06:20 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by fathersson:

PL- you would pick the same team to safeguard a win? Say it isn't so!
Absolutely, positively, unequivocally, and without a friggin' doubt.

If that makes me a sissy, so be it. I can think of worse things to be. Like in second place.
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/18/03 06:23 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by plawrence:
I can think of worse things to be. Like in second place.
Hey! I resemble that remark! :p
Posted By: fathersson

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/18/03 06:24 PM

Ride Ladies Ride!
Posted By: Beth E

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/18/03 06:24 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by J Geoff:
[quote]Originally posted by plawrence:
[b]I can think of worse things to be. Like in second place.
Hey! I resemble that remark! :p [/b][/quote]If I were you I'd resent it, not resemble it. :p
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/18/03 06:28 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by J Geoff:
Hey! I resemble that remark! :p
OK, Curley.
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/18/03 06:33 PM

nyuk nyuk nyuk - woo woo woo!
Posted By: fathersson

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/18/03 06:39 PM

Originally posted by plawrence:
Absolutely, positively, unequivocally, and without a friggin' doubt.

If that makes me a sissy, so be it. I can think of worse things to be. Like in second place.


Spoken like a true American Sportsmen.
Second place is the first loser!

Girls, did you say you had a dress for him?
Now that is a little harsh don't you think?
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/18/03 06:59 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by fathersson:
Second place is the first loser!
So what's that make 11th Place? :p
Posted By: Big Daddy Don

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/18/03 07:10 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by J Geoff:
So what's that make 11th Place? :p
I believe the rules of the board in the use of language prohibits me from answering that

And I know the rules prohibit me from answering what's that make 12th place
Posted By: Capo de La Cosa Nostra

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/18/03 08:15 PM

What is the top five of the league? Is there any way of me looking without posting?

Mick

PS> Well done, Plaw! Keep up the good work!
Posted By: Big Daddy Don

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/18/03 08:22 PM

Hey Capo,

As you know PLAW is in first - he tells everyone, changed his rank and has a sign on his car informing all in his neighborhood.

A bunch of wannabe's seem to be taking up 2nd and 3rd place. That is JGeoff and LDV, neither really want first and they seem to flip flop 2nd and 3rd on a daily basis.

Fourth Place is Don Sicilia - who cares :p

Fifth Place is (was ) BigTony - he doesn't even play anymore.

Ask in a week I'll be in 4th place.

Hope that helps.
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/18/03 09:36 PM

PL - How the HELL did you guess Lofton would be back today?? ARGH!!! No fair!! Waaaaaaahh!! :p
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/18/03 09:53 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by J Geoff:
PL - How the HELL did you guess Lofton would be back today?? ARGH!!! No fair!! Waaaaaaahh!! :p
JG you took the words RIGHT OUT of my mouth. Verbatim.

Of course Nets are done, so the devil is his bosom buddy again. Not hard to see how he does it now. The guy REALLY has no soul!
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/18/03 09:59 PM

HERE WE GO AGAIN!! :rolleyes:

Game 1

4-1 Pitts in the 4th
6-1 Pitts in the 5th (SP pulled, first RP pulled)


PL - What kind of deal did you make? Did you have to give yourself up for eternity? Think I can get a piece of that action?
Posted By: Big Daddy Don

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/18/03 10:03 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by J Geoff:
4-1 Pitts in the 4th, still threatening... HERE WE GO AGAIN!! :rolleyes:
sniff, sniff - Hey Buffy, you smell that - smells like some bad pork. That damn Pork is cursed.

Oh, I have Lofton also. PLaw has been sending me excerpts from his upcoming book :p
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/18/03 10:09 PM

Stop smelling my pork! :p
Posted By: Big Daddy Don

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/18/03 10:14 PM



It's funny but maybe cause I have the Dodgers, the smell doesn't really bother me that much tonight. It's not as strong as recently. Go figure ....
Posted By: joltinjoe05

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/18/03 10:25 PM

I have recieved a trade offer in my other league. I'm leaning towards 'no' because a.)I don't really need a closer and b.)I KNOW Soriano is going to break out of this little slump.

Anyway thoughts and opinions are appreciated.

I get: HR RBI AVG.
Biggio, Craig (2B, CF-Hou) 8 27 .271
Everett, Carl (RF, DH-Tex) 17 48 .294
Lee, Derrek (1B-Fla) 13 34 .267
Jimenez, Jose (RP-Col) 16 saves 6.19 era

I give:
Gonzalez, Luis (LF-Ari) 13 46 .302
Soriano, Alfonso (2B-NYY) 18 43 .287
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/18/03 10:58 PM

I'm sorry JJ. I can't help you right now. My head is spinning at the moment.

But here is a novel idea. I will GIVE you my whole frickin' fantasy team for soda money..how's that for trade?

And Pork...yeah the smell. I think I got some on me.
Posted By: Big Daddy Don

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/18/03 11:13 PM

Hey JJ - I hope it is not too late - but DON'T make the trade. The one with Buffy I mean - her team is not even worth soda money. :p
Posted By: joltinjoe05

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/18/03 11:15 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Big Daddy Don:
Hey JJ - I hope it is not too late - but DON'T make the trade. The one with Buffy I mean - her team is not even worth soda money. :p
Thanks for the advice. I was probably going to lose sleep thinkng about it.

But what about that other trade?
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/18/03 11:17 PM

Are you moonlighting here all week or just on Wednesday nights?

THAT was good. I'm serious. See? I'm laughing. A small break in the eye-wiping.
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/18/03 11:20 PM

Wednesday

3544 Pitts (39) 69 3613
JG 3404 Expos (6) 37 3441
LD 3398 Expos (6) 39 3437
DB 3128 Rockies (24) 51 3179
UU 3042 Dodgers (14) 29 3072
BD 2998 Dodgers (14) 67 3065
OA 2838 BoSox (10) 33 2871
HH 2779 Yanks (47) 66 2845
SC 2700 Yanks (47) 61 2761
JJ 0792 Seattle (21) 68 0860
FS 0211 Yanks (47) 67 0278
BE 0130 Oakland (20) 31 0161

I gotta get out of here. Buff, please, hold down the fort and make sure PL doesn't get out of control, K? In fact, make sure you don't score a million points either. I'll update scores later...

JJ - Go with your gut. Ask yourself why the other guy is getting rid of those guys.
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/18/03 11:21 PM

Lofton was out? I hadn't noticed that.
Posted By: fathersson

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/19/03 12:42 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by J Geoff:
[quote]Originally posted by fathersson:
[b]Second place is the first loser!
So what's that make 11th Place? :p [/b][/quote]It makes US the "newbie section"

Beth and I will still be here next half and guess what- You folks will be right back here at zero with us...so watch your words or you may have to swallow pretty hard to get it all to go down when we win the second half-
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/19/03 10:22 AM

Thursday

PL 3613 Seattle
JG 3441 Seattle
LD 3437 Seattle
DB 3179 Rockies
UU 3072 Dodgers
BD 3065 Giants
OA 2871 BoSox
HH 2845 Yanks (ppd)
SC 2761 Seattle
JJ 0860 Seattle
FS 0278 Yanks (ppd)
BE 0161 Seattle

Seattle is cheap today. And I see PL has finished pushing his luck and going with the "favorite" :p
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/19/03 10:27 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by J Geoff:

Seattle is cheap today. And I see PL has finished pushing his luck and going with the "favorite" :p
Dee-fense (clap clap) Dee-fense (clap clap)
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/19/03 03:45 PM

I see that noone has anything to say this morning, me included.

I gained 2 points on my closest opponent yesterday? That's crap!

And gets 69, lucky dog. Where's the fairness in that?
Posted By: Beth E

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/19/03 03:48 PM

Not much to say either. Except since after my opening fiasco with those Phillies my ps has won every game. See..I'm not so dumb after all. I even went with the "favorite" today.
Posted By: SC

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/19/03 03:58 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Beth E:
See..I'm not so dumb after all.
Yep.....you're beating the stuffing outta me....come to think of it EVERYONE is beating the stuffing outta me this week (except those not playing and Dolce)
Posted By: joltinjoe05

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/19/03 03:58 PM

I'll place a signature bet that I'll beat SC before the first half is over? SC?
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/19/03 04:02 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by SC:
EVERYONE is beating the stuffing outta me this week ..except ...Dolce
Ouch!!

Is this what you do to a girl when she is down?
Posted By: Beth E

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/19/03 04:07 PM

Damm....just noticed I'm the 4th highest scorer this week!!! How the hell did that happen.

When is the All Star break?????
Posted By: joltinjoe05

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/19/03 04:08 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by La Dolce Vita:

Is this what you do to a girl when she is down?
SC is kinda old-fashioned.
Posted By: SC

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/19/03 04:09 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by joltinjoe05:
I'll place a signature bet that I'll beat SC before the first half is over? SC?
Say it ain't so, Joe.
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/19/03 04:11 PM

Eleven day games today. Plenty of action for the scoreboard watchers. Like me.
Posted By: SC

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/19/03 04:12 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by La Dolce Vita:
Ouch!!Is this what you do to a girl when she is down?
Don't start pulling that girly stuff now! This is probably the only time I'll get to trash talk ya. Take it like a man!!! :p
Posted By: joltinjoe05

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/19/03 04:12 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by SC:
[quote]Originally posted by joltinjoe05:
[b] I'll place a signature bet that I'll beat SC before the first half is over? SC?
Say it ain't so, Joe. [/b][/quote]So is that a no?...ho.
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/19/03 04:13 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Beth E:
Damm....just noticed I'm the 4th highest scorer this week!!! How the hell did that happen.
Well, for one thing, I resumed my customary spot atop the weekly standings. :p
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/19/03 04:15 PM

Take it like a man?

Hmmm, there is a good nasty comeback there but I will refrain.

Bethie - the first half lasts 15 weeks. Just look at your scoreboard thingy where you are obviously revelling in your 4th place victory for the week. When the numbers run out? That is the break
Posted By: fathersson

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/19/03 04:56 PM

Just look at the scores since we have been here. We have held our own against the people who have been here since day one. I feel we have put some good points up on the board and that is with out copying what others are doing!

Beth and I didn't even know how to play, never mind running before we could walk.

The big problem is to remember to look at this every day! Look and change, look and change.
But for now it is just look and play and we will spend more time at it when we are all neck and neck next half.
Posted By: Big Daddy Don

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/19/03 05:01 PM




Posted By: Beth E

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/19/03 05:17 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by fathersson:

Beth and I didn't even know how to play, never mind running before we could walk.

We'll get there fathersson, we'll get there.
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/19/03 05:21 PM

Get a room, you two.
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/19/03 05:29 PM

Yankee game postponed; no makeup date announced yet. :rolleyes: Sorry, FS (PLEASE NO D-H TOMORROW!! I can't take it any more! )
Posted By: Beth E

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/19/03 05:32 PM

Please d\h tomorrow. I already have the Yanks picked for tomorrow. Surely they can't mess up 2 d\s's in a row.

I know, quit calling you Shirley.
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/19/03 05:42 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by fathersson:
Look and change, look and change.
You sound like John Pinette at the buffet.

"Grab and move, grab and move" :rolleyes:

Don't know why the Yankee game was PP. It's not even raining here.
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/19/03 05:46 PM

OF COURSE!!!! The weekend is approaching, the distractions for me are already setting in.

Anyone have any Dramamine as I start on my downward spiral? Or maybe just a schnaaps of some kind???
Posted By: Beth E

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/19/03 05:52 PM

You can always count on me for some Schnaaps. Will peach do? I'm sure I still got a tube of dramamine from my cruise. Do you need me to hold your hair back for you?
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/19/03 06:00 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by plawrence:
Don't know why the Yankee game was PP. It's not even raining here.
Mike and the Mad Dog don't understand, either... no rain expected for hours...
Posted By: fathersson

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/19/03 06:08 PM

Have Faith, Have Faith.....AMEN!
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/19/03 06:16 PM

Faith in what?

I wasn't thinking... this is even more stupid now, cuz the Yanks don't play TB tomorrow anyway, so d-h is impossible. Stupid.
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/19/03 06:23 PM

I saw that JG - man, you had me running in circles thinking you saw something that I didn't! Not the first time you have ever had me in a tizzy like that and not likely the last. Truth in reporting, please???

We had the same YankMe player didnt we Pork? Figgers.
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/19/03 06:29 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by La Dolce Vita:
We had the same YankMe player didnt we Pork? Figgers.
I think so, yeah. But luckily my new addition of Milton Bradley (still love that name ) hit the first homer of the day, and is up to 9 pts now, to make up for it

Oh, and go figure who else hit'em out already today? Yup! Sheff and Pujols. Dammit! Wish I had mo' money to play with, like Steinbrenner

Edit: Make that 2 for Sheff
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/19/03 06:57 PM

Shheeeeeiiiiitt!! I thought Sierra was my only YankMe, I also had Jeter. Well, that is 9 million down the tube.

Hey, JG, I was admonished for crying about Ichiro's 2 homers the other day. Like SC says, you gotta bend over and take it like a man. Hitting something inanimate with your fist always works....
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/19/03 07:05 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by La Dolce Vita:
you gotta bend over and take it like a man.
Oh, I can take it... just don't know about that bending over part! Hey, but for Sheff I'd think about it...
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/19/03 07:06 PM

Thursday (repost)

PL 3613 Seattle (22) 43 3654
JG 3441 Seattle (22) 75 3516
LD 3437 Seattle (22) 44 3481
DB 3179 Rockies (13) 26 3205
BD 3065 Giants (38) 87 3152
UU 3072 Dodgers (18) 38 3110
OA 2871 BoSox (22) 56 2927
HH 2845 Yanks (ppd) 13 2858
SC 2761 Seattle (22) 38 2799
JJ 0860 Seattle (22) 52 0912
FS 0278 Yanks (ppd) 8 0286
BE 0161 Seattle (22) 34 0195
Posted By: fathersson

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/19/03 07:23 PM

Sure, I kept saying "Take Seattle", "Take Seattle", They are cheap, BUT NO-

Is it really raining that hard in NY or has PL paid someone off?

Now I hope the Yanks kill the Mets on Friday.
Posted By: SC

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/19/03 07:31 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by fathersson:
Is it really raining that hard in NY or has PL paid someone off? Now I hope the Yanks kill the Mets on Friday.
It isn't raining hard now, but there's a 60% of rain again tomorrow. Possible doubleheader on Saturday or Sunday?
Posted By: Big Daddy Don

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/19/03 07:36 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by J Geoff:
just don't know about that bending over part! Hey, but for Sheff I'd think about it
You are such a cheap whore


Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/19/03 07:45 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by fathersson:

Is it really raining that hard in NY or has PL paid someone off?

It isn't raining a bit. As a matter of fact, the sun is trying to break through.

Why would I want the game postponed? My most expensive player today is The Giambino.
Posted By: joltinjoe05

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/19/03 09:56 PM

I have no clue what this "Curse of the Pork" is, but I'll take a guess and say that that is the only reason why the Angels are beating the Mariners 2-0 right now.
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/19/03 11:19 PM

The Curse of Pork - besides being something that smells really foul - is the term we lovingly refer to when we (saps) choose the same pitching staff as Pork (JG) and plunge into the toilet. It happens frequently, yet we never learn.

However, Pork has managed to gather some very good offensive players today. It is not even dinnertime here yet and he has racked up 73 points. He made a day's worth of points (30+) with just 3 of his sluggers.

Oh, I'm not bitter - he better just not cross my path for a few days...
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/19/03 11:47 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by La Dolce Vita:
Pork has managed to gather some very good offensive players today.
Hey, well whataya know -- How'd THAT happen?!!

I bitched about Sheff's 2 homers I didn't have, and Koskie does me the favor of 2 of his own

That should make me feel better about going away for the next two days! No catching up now, y'hear?

Posted By: joltinjoe05

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/20/03 03:50 AM

Where you going, JGeoff?
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/20/03 04:18 AM

I'm going to the Videomaker conference/expo at the Meadowlands, Friday and Saturday. Don't worry, I'll still be able to make my picks
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/20/03 10:08 AM

Friday

PL 3656 Yanks
JG 3516 Seattle
LD 3481 Seattle
DB 3199 Marlins
BD 3152 Yanks
UU 3110 Dodgers
OA 2927 BoSox
HH 2858 Yanks
SC 2799 Seattle
JJ 0912 Seattle
FS 0286 Yanks
BE 0194 Yanks

I won't be around to update the box scores tonight... I'll be back tomorrow night!
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/20/03 01:56 PM

Hey guys. I'm back from the Land of No Internet Access for the last week. On the way to the Red Sox - White Sox game, I got lost in a rabbit hole and just found my way out today! Seriously though, my sisters were in town for the last week so I've been doing touristy stuff all week, and thus leaving me no time to get to the internet.

Hmmm... My fourth place perch is getting a little shaky due to Bad Daddy's surge, especially last night. No worries though. :p

Buff, sorry I didn't do enough at the Pedro game. I tried to take Frank Thomas out- didn't you see me rush the field? :p
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/20/03 02:22 PM

Welcome back DB! Yeah you worried me. Leaving while there is so much ass-kicking going on. The Pork finally passed me by a day's worth of points and the plaw was at least in sight there for a few days but alas no more. I can see Bad Daddy eyeing your butt too, so watch it.

Oh, and the weekend is here. We all know how well I do on the weekends.... :rolleyes:
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/20/03 02:34 PM

Thanks Buff. Yea, it was killing me to see all those doubleheaders - I think I missed three - and knowing I couldn't do a thing about it!
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/20/03 02:43 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Don Sicilia:
Yea, it was killing me to see all those doubleheaders - I think I missed three - and knowing I couldn't do a thing about it!
HELL-O????? Double Headers be damned. I think we all got a whopping NET total of 6 on one and 2 on the other. 'Cept for plaw, of course who went against the grain.

Seriously, you didn't miss much - some people get a little more comfy and closer to others and some pull away.

I just can't wait till next week. I completely disgusted with Week 12. I am even losing to LastPlaceBethie.....
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/20/03 05:24 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by La Dolce Vita:
.....LastPlaceBethie.....
Has a kind of nice ring to it, don't you think?
Posted By: Big Daddy Don

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/20/03 07:40 PM

Ugghhh !! I hate this game.

So I pick the Yanks today cause when selecting a PS, I think I am picking Moose. I also had Giambi and Soriano cause of who I thought they were playing against (not even sure who now). But this whole time forgetting about the postponed game yesterday - of which I lost two guys - so you figure I would have remembered - so that pushes the PS staff back a day. So now instead of Moose - I got that stiff Petitte and his 5+ERA. I guess my best chance is to pray for rain - I'll take an 0 instead of a minus.

Damn game
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/20/03 07:45 PM



He-he....

Big Whiner.
Posted By: Big Daddy Don

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/20/03 07:50 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by La Dolce Vita:


He-he....

Big Whiner.

He-he ....

Miss I Used to be In Second Place?

oh and

behind BethE in Week 12

Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/20/03 07:55 PM

Uh - huh. :rolleyes:

Mister-I've-Never-Been-In-Second-Place-or-any-where-near-above-5th-place-even-though-the-whole-world-knows-I-missed-the-first-10-games-because-I-whine-about-that-fact-all-the-time-to-make-myself-feel- better-and-now-my-only-hope-to-stop-the-painful-whining-is-to-pray-for-rain-in-NY-sniff-sniff-sniff..........

Touche!
Posted By: Big Daddy Don

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/20/03 08:03 PM

Well at least when I get to a place I can hold it and I don't go backwards again

Besides when you started you were 7th place - you are now in 3rd - meaning you gained 4 spots.

When I started I was in 9th place (oh did I mention 10 games behind :p ) and now I am in 5th place - so I too gained 4 spots.

So your point is

And don't look now but once I right a few wrongs in my selection process and dispose of the Douche - when you look around it will be me that you see on your tail - than the smack talk with begin
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/20/03 08:19 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Big Daddy Don:
when you look around it will be me that you see on your tail


Ok, you DO realize that we are the only two freaks on here. Everyone else has somewhere better to be, I guess. But it is so much fun to trash talk someone who has NEVER BEEN where I am now.

Add up ALL the points (yours, then mine)....go ahead. I DARE you! And give yourself 40 points (good average day) for each of the 8 games that you missed that I played (I started 2 late, remember?)I'm STILL on top.

Try to take me. You'll have fun trying.
Posted By: Big Daddy Don

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/20/03 08:22 PM

blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah .....



Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/20/03 08:27 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Big Daddy Don:

Ha! You DID the math, didn't you?

Oh and by the way, I can't see your moon - (from where I am) But I am sure Bethie, fathersson,SC et al appreciate it profusely....
Posted By: Big Daddy Don

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/20/03 08:32 PM

Hmm - actually I didn't do the math cause I didn't understand what the hell you were talking about.

Regarding my moon - if I do it for this week - it appears that everyone is seeing it. It might be tough for you since you are sooooo far down but .... Ask Beth she is closer than you to draw you a picture and pass it back. :p Losing to a newbie - that must be killing you.

Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/20/03 08:43 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Big Daddy Don:

It might be tough for you since you are sooooo far down but ....
What the hell?

What part of LDV = 3481 BDD= 3152 - a DIFFERENCE IN MY FAVOR of over 300 points....don't you get?

And you heard me - do the math and add up ALL the points EVER made since the beginning and add the charity points for your 8 games that you missed while I was playing. It will become ever so crystal clear at that point. I could type s-l-o-w-e-r if you'd like

Or, how 'bout this? After the All-Star break, we make a wager. Only if you think you can really beat me..
Posted By: Big Daddy Don

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/20/03 08:49 PM

OK - I understand now. I see you picked 40 cause that was the highest number to fit your scenerio - however if you take my average per game for the past 4 weeks it is actually 50+ why don't you use that instead of an arbitrary number like 40 - maybe cause that is what you average. :p If you use 50 you lose

Regarding a wager after the all star break - this game pisses me off - I might not even play than.

I'll wager you in fantasy football though
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/20/03 08:54 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Big Daddy Don:
- this game pisses me off - I might not even play than.
"Cluck, cluck, cluck..."

Quitter.

Ok, football then. What is that, like in 4 months? Um, ok. You're not a "live-for-today-kinda-guy" are you? I'll get back to you in September ok???

EDIT: Even if I gave you SIXTY (60) points a day for charity points, you would not have beat me.

:p
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/20/03 10:24 PM

It must be raining pretty hard for them to cancel the BoSox-Philly game more than two hours before the scheduled start.
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/20/03 10:34 PM

ARE YOU YANKING ME????

Oh of course they are postponing it, I have a date out tonight - in which I need to be ready in a few hours....

Don't they have a rainout EVERY FRIDAY AND/OR SATURDAY NIGHT?? Sure seems that way to me.
Posted By: joltinjoe05

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/21/03 05:04 AM

Thanks alot Jeff Nelson, you damn pile of shit :rolleyes:
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/21/03 08:22 AM

I can't wait to read JG's rant when he finds out about the Seattle game

Glad to see you're emotionally involved now, Joe
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/21/03 08:27 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by Big Daddy Don:
instead of Moose - I got that stiff Petitte and his 5+ERA. I guess my best chance is to pray for rain - I'll take an 0 instead of a minus.
You gonna trade that +33 in for a zero now?
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/21/03 09:30 AM

Saturday

Total, Yesterday, Today's PS

PL 3719--63--Oak
JG 3547--31--Bost (22)
LD 3513--32--StL
DB 3264--65--Fla
BD 3215--63--Yanks (ppd)
UU 3159--49--LA
OA 2947--20--Bost (22)
HH 2925--67--Yanks (ppd)
SC 2831--32--Yanks (ppd)
JJ. 0968--56--Fla
FS 0351--65--Yanks (ppd)
BE 0251--57--StL

Weather forecast is miserable for the East. Heavy rain, flood warnings, tornadoes...OK, no tornadoes, but it's bad.

[ Adding in scores... --JG ]
Posted By: fathersson

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/21/03 11:49 AM

One day with 65 is like getting two days with 30's.

Don't worry Beth we still are rolling along!


By the way rain may leave later on Saturday afternoon, so they say, but again who really knows but the big baseball fan in the sky!
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/21/03 01:04 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by plawrence:
I can't wait to read JG's rant when he finds out about the Seattle game

Glad to see you're emotionally involved now, Joe
Yea, plaw, I was really feeling their pain - no really, I was! :p
Posted By: joltinjoe05

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/21/03 02:40 PM

Looks like me an DB are the only ones down with me man Dontrelle Willis.
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/21/03 02:45 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by joltinjoe05:
Looks like me an DB are the only ones down with me man Dontrelle Willis.
You just better hope that you don't have to trade those sunglasses in for an umbrella.
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/21/03 10:37 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by joltinjoe05:
Thanks alot Jeff Nelson, you damn pile of shit :rolleyes:
I've been calling him that for years, since his Yankee days! I couldn't believe it... I get home from a wonderful dinner out with the heads of two other families, to see THAT on SportsCenter?? Freakin' Nelson is right!
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/21/03 10:44 PM

Can't believe Bos lost in the bottom of the 13th! Guess I should be happy with 22 pts... but what "coulda shoulda woulda" been...!

Florida game has started; that was my first choice for today, but the forcast was way worse than for Philly yesterday. And besides, I don't think Willis can keep it up forever.

And what happened to the NYY game? Hadn't it started? My phone said it was in progress at one point, but when I check online it says postponed.
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/22/03 10:06 AM

Sunday

Total, Today's PS

PL--3751--LA (3) 29 3780
JG--3587--Toro (34) 51 3638
LD--3582--LA (3) 40 3622
DB--3315--Toro (34) 73 3388
BD--3242--LA (3) 35 3277
UU--3207--LA (3) 34 3241
OA--2984--Bost (3) 25 3009
HH--2938--Yanks (28) 44 2982
SC--2874--Yanks (28) 40 2914
JJ.--1011--Fla (25) 41 1052
FS--0365--Yanks (28) 57 0422
BE--0298--Atl (-11) -4 0294

[ Adding Sunday scores --JG ]
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/22/03 01:23 PM

Yesterday was a half full / half empty kind of day. Willis was pitching really well (2-hitter going into the sixth inning) and then the game rained out, but Florida still got the win. At least it didn't rain out all the way, right Bad Daddy! :p
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/22/03 03:59 PM

Douch and I are surrounded by Kevin Brown, and LDV is surrounded by Halladay. Pretty damn scary!!

But I thought I'd try the Plaw route and pick something other than the favorite, and use the money on offense. Guess we'll see how bad that backfires for moi!
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/22/03 07:58 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by J Geoff:
I thought I'd try the Plaw route and pick something other than the favorite, and use the money on offense. Guess we'll see how bad that backfires for moi!
Hmm, well, an opposite backfire. Cheap PS did great, but offense blows monkies! $8 Delgado is still in slump (0-4) and $7.5 Sheffield got the day off. And $7.7 Pujols hasn't done anything big so far :rolleyes:

Be back later...
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/23/03 01:29 AM

Looks like the Blue Jays pick worked out, huh JG?!
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/23/03 01:01 PM

Moanday

PL 3780 D-Backs (19) 48 3828
JG 3638 Rockies (30) 69 3707
LD 3622 Yankees (12) 38 3660
DB 3388 Red Sox (25) 45 3433
BD 3277 Dodgers (16) 47 3324
UU 3241 Dodgers (16) 24 3265
OA 3009 Red Sox (25) 44 3053
HH 2982 Yankees (12) 19 3001
SC 2914 Yankees (12) 37 2951
JJ 1052 Red Sox (25) 31 1083
FS 0422 Yankees (12) 30 0452
BE 0294 Toronto (14) 33 0327

Yeah, I went with Colorodo - you got a problem with that?
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/23/03 02:15 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by J Geoff:
[b]Moanday

Yeah, I went with Colorodo - you got a problem with that? [/b]
If Colorado bites like I hope they do, no - I don't have a problem with that at all....

"Moan"-Day? Do you know something I don't?
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/23/03 03:21 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by La Dolce Vita:
"Moan"-Day? Do you know something I don't?
Yeah, it's in preparation for Hump Day in two days
Posted By: SC

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/23/03 03:46 PM

No sighting of Beth today.....she's either hiding in shame, OR she is collecting the $180 million jackpot (the "MegaMillions" draw had one winner, and the ticket was sold in Maryland).
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/23/03 04:12 PM

Seriously... why the heck does it say that Byung-Hyun Kim, the 2-6 4.11 ERA Byung-Hyun Kim, is starting for the Red Sox on the "MLB Scoreboard" page, while it says Tim Wakefield and his 2-1 3.40 ERA is starting on the "Pitching Probables" page. I picked the Red Sox thinking Wakefield was pitching.
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/23/03 04:15 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by J Geoff:
Yeah, I went with Colorodo - you got a problem with that?
Chacon is a good pick JG. He's only let me down once. :p In any case, as you know, they aren't playing in Colorado anyway.
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/23/03 04:34 PM

DS - A lot of those "Pitching Probables" seem to be mixed up right now for some reason...
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/23/03 10:32 PM

Hey way to go, DoucheMan, you led Week 12.

Should I be concerned? You are more than 200 points behind me but considering I didn't even break 300 for the week, I'd better put on my game face.

This was my face >>> last week!
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/23/03 10:36 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by La Dolce Vita:
This was my face >>> last week!
As for this week, pick one:


<-- not from these two :p
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/23/03 10:53 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by La Dolce Vita:
Hey way to go, DoucheMan, you led Week 12.

Should I be concerned? You are more than 200 points behind me but considering I didn't even break 300 for the week, I'd better put on my game face.

This was my face >>> last week!
Thanks Buff. It figures... The week I have the least internet access is the week I win!

Anyway, since you took last week, it's only fitting that you take this week as I make up the 200 point gap! :p
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/23/03 10:56 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by La Dolce Vita:
Hey way to go, DoucheMan, you led Week 12.
Let's not make it a habit.
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/23/03 11:01 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Don Sicilia:
It figures... The week I have the least internet access is the week I win!
Oh, let's not forget how you stuck it to me jinxing the Boston/Red Sox game. It was a complete downward spiral from there.

Any other games you are going to that we should know about????
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/23/03 11:13 PM

I actually went to two games that week: the Pedro game and a Sox game against San Diego which had no fantasy implications whatsoever for anybody!

I'll probably go to one of the Cubs - Sox games in a couple of weeks. I didn't go to the recent series in Wrigley, but no matter... Neither Prior nor Woods pitched in any of those games.
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/24/03 01:23 PM

Tuesday PS:

PL 3825 Giants
JG 3708 Cubbies
LD 3658 Red Sox
DB 3433 Red Sox
BD 3331 Giants
UU 3271 Dodgers
OA 3053 Red Sox
HH 3001 Yankees
SC 2953 White Sox
JJ 1083 Red Sox
FS 0452 Yankees
BE 0327 Royals

[ Fixed with official totals --JG ]
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/24/03 02:44 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Don Sicilia:
[ Fixed with official totals --JG ]
Ok, it just HIT me!

Last night at bedtime I was within 43 points of Porkmeister. This morning, looking at what DoucheMan posted, it changed to 49. Now JG "fixed" it to reflect 50????

Yeah blame the ESPN site for not updating correcting? I think not. PL - watch your back, JG is "fixing" the totals......
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/24/03 03:10 PM

"I've loved fantasy baseball ever since I fixed the 6/23 overall totals"

Hmm, looks like I'm the only one sporting Wood today? Riskier pick than I thought: Over his last 6 games he's given up either 1 or 5 runs. 5-1-5-1-5-1. Damn, looks like 5 is due today
Posted By: Big Daddy Don

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/24/03 03:18 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by J Geoff:
Over his last 6 games he's given up either 1 or 5 runs. 5-1-5-1-5-1. Damn, looks like 5 is due today
Funny you mention that cause I actually noticed that last night and didn't take him for that exact reason. A stupid reason I admit, but ...

Although I didn't pick Wood today - I still feel cocky :p
Posted By: SC

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/24/03 03:54 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by La Dolce Vita:
PL - watch your back, JG is "fixing" the totals......
No need to warn PL, he's on the case.



(photo taken during a cigarette break at the sitdown)
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/24/03 04:05 PM

Ha! Glad to know I am not the only one scoping out the sports channels whereever I go.

Reminds me of that movie preview that is out now (Just Married, I think?)

A young woman is obviously miffed at her husband who wants to watch the ball game on their honeymoon...

Her: How often are we in Europe?

Him: How often do you get the see the Dodgers play in Europe?

Sadly, friends closest to me see parallels between the movie and myself.....
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/24/03 04:11 PM

Great pic! Looks like Giambi at bat; is that Trachsel? It looked like Lloyd to me, but Giambi didn't face Lloyd in that game. Or maybe it's not even Giambi... who cares...
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/24/03 04:22 PM

Damn, SC, you promised me you'd color in my bald spot before posting that picture. Do you think anyone would believe it's a yarmulke?
Posted By: SC

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/24/03 04:32 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by plawrence:
Do you think anyone would believe it's a yarmulke?
Maybe. According to your GF, when you watch baseball its a religious experience. :p
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/24/03 04:52 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by SC:
According to your GF,
I never said any such thing... but as Godfather, I'll let it slide...
Posted By: fathersson

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/24/03 07:15 PM

By the way Geoff, that picture of you (from the other thread) is ten times better then the one you first put up looking into the webcam. Now you look more like a grown man and they will fear you!

Poor PL tho...bald spot and all, good thing he is the league leader! Women still love a leader!
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/24/03 07:34 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by fathersson:

Poor PL tho...bald spot and all, good thing he is the league leader! Women still love a leader!
Actually, my woman hates the whole thing. Says that the time I spend in the evening picking my team takes time away from other, more important "adult activities".

Wonder what she means by that...

And, BTW, what bald spot? I told you guys, it's a yarmulke!
-------------------------------------------------
"Get out your yarmulke...it's time for Chanukah
Posted By: joltinjoe05

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/24/03 07:39 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by plawrence:
Actually, my woman hates the whole thing. Says that the time I spend in the evening picking my team takes time away from other, more important "adult activities".

Wonder what she means by that...
Giving up sex for a FBB team? Way to take one for the team, plaw
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/24/03 07:52 PM

How much of you does your woman need, PL??? The way I see it there are 24 hours in a day....

Work = 8 hours (social interraction with friends, email correspondence, setting up appointments, booking travel arrangements, lunch, etc..)

sleep = roughly 5 hours (that you are in REM and not doing said adult activities, even half-assed)

Game on the tube = 3 hours (if you are really efficient, here is where you eat and maybe shower during the commercials - although showering may fall under heading of adult activities)

That roughly leaves 8 hours daily left over. 8 hours is quite a long time if you have already eaten and/or showered AND interracted with friends and family. Hell, even if you give your family HALF of that - you are still left with 240 minutes every day multiplied by 7 days is one thousand six hundred eighty minutes.

One could do alot of damage in that time....

Gimme her number, she'll see things differently once I'm done with her.....
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/24/03 08:01 PM

Wake up at 5, she's still asleep
Leave home at 7, she's just waking up
Both home by 6:30, cook, eat, clean-up, or go out
Done with dinner by 8
FANTASY BASEBALL FROM 8:00 TO 9:00
In bed by 9, both too tired to do anything but go to sleep.

I guess I could give up dinner...
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/24/03 08:07 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by plawrence:
[b]FANTASY BASEBALL FROM 8:00 TO 9:00
[/b]
Right. Like we believe you spend ONLY AN HOUR on your picks.

:rolleyes:

Sleep from 9pm to 7am? Whoa! She can afford to give up a little shut-eye. Never give up dinner. You need your strength. And done the right way - dinner can also be classified as an adult activity
Posted By: fathersson

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/24/03 08:08 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by La Dolce Vita:
Gimme her number, she'll see things differently once I'm done with her.....
sure pass it my way, I think I could help her out some- does she like the big teddy bear type?
Hell, women love running their hands thru my hair!
That is why I grew extra on my face!

Hell, you watch the ball game and I'll take care of family buisness and still have time for a script or two. A bottle of nice wine, some food and wham this old boy is stealing Home!
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/24/03 08:19 PM

Why the hell did I ever start THIS DISCUSSION?

I sleep from 9 to 5, not 7. And don't forget my usual 2 AM "break", when I check the scores and sometimes tweak my roster.

Excuse me now...I have to go post on the "Serbian Vice President" thread. :rolleyes:
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/24/03 08:25 PM

Yes but we were not discussing the time that you are "solo" - that is a whole different ball of wax. :p

9-5? No wonder you look so young. You get ALOT of beauty sleep.....

Hey I get the "look" during the baseball games, I know what you are talking about. Maybe my husband would like to call your GF ( girlfriend - JGeoff, not you )
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/24/03 10:33 PM

Tuesday:

PL 3825 Giants (34) 66
JG 3708 Cubbies (28) 54
LD 3658 Red Sox (24) 54
DB 3433 Red Sox (24) 60
BD 3331 Giants (34) 72
UU 3271 Dodgers (13) 59
OA 3053 Red Sox (24) 55
HH 3001 Yankees (-4) 14
SC 2953 White Sox (32) 63
JJ 1083 Red Sox (24) 65
FS 0452 Yankees (-4) 7
BE 0327 Royals (21) 54
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/24/03 10:35 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by La Dolce Vita:
the time that you are "solo"
Oh, Buff, that's only about 5-10 minutes...
Posted By: Big Daddy Don

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/25/03 01:43 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by plawrence:
Damn, SC, you promised me you'd color in my bald spot before posting that picture.
There you go PL - just remember this favor when you finish your book

Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/25/03 01:46 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by Big Daddy Don:
There you go PL - just remember this favor when you finish your book
Good job, Bad Daddy!
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/25/03 01:57 AM

Gee BD, thanks. I remember when I looked like that. 1982, I think it was.
Posted By: Big Daddy Don

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/25/03 02:05 AM

No problem PL - like I said remember me at the book signing.

Hey it is 10:00 - aren't you supposed to be asleep by 9:00. Oh wait you are not on one of those solo breaks are you - ewwww
:p
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/25/03 02:17 AM

1982? Oh yeah, I think I had a prom date with hair like that. Or was it that guy who took me to the Van Halen concert???

Good job Bad Daddy. I will send you some of my photos over for "enhancements"

Maybe you could make me taller
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/25/03 02:45 AM

Great job BDD!

I haven't been able to log in for some time tonight. It's really irritating.
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/25/03 01:48 PM

Wednesday:

PL 3891 Pirates (12) 39 3930
JG 3762 Marlins (-5) 9 3771 :rolleyes:
LD 3712 Dodgers (35) 49 3761
DB 3493 Red Sox (25) 44 3537
BD 3403 Marlins (-5) 13 3416
UU 3330 Dodgers (35) 63 3393
OA 3108 Red Sox (25) 47 3155
SC 3016 Mariners (-6) 23 3039
HH 3015 Yanks (15) 43 3058
JJ 1148 Twins (16) 52 1200
FS 0459 Yanks (15) 29 0488
BE 0381 A's (-17) 10 0391

Congrats SC on passing up HH!
Posted By: Big Daddy Don

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/25/03 01:58 PM

sniff sniff - I think I'm starting to smell some bad pork now.

Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/25/03 02:48 PM

I HOPE the Pork is bad. I entered Tuesday 50 points behind him and now enter Wednesday 50 points behind him. :rolleyes: We even had different pitching staffs yesterday but oddly enough 5 same offensive players. And made the SAME AMOUNT OF POINTS???

I see my Dodgers pick was not a favorite. That could elevate me or make me crash and burn. I realize Nomo can walk alot but he can shut out too and with Gagne saving the day... That is what I hope. Man, I miss Mike Fetters.....
Posted By: Big Daddy Don

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/25/03 02:53 PM



Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah ....

Seems like a lot of talk of only second place - what happened you give up on catching PLaw ?

Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/25/03 03:04 PM

I never give up.

And though I set my sights on the big picture, I do handle things one at a time. Less than 200 away from PL - I can overtake him. Patience grasshoppa. I want to stun Porkmeister first before he even knows what hit him.

Hey Bad Daddy, let us know when you hit the top 4. Then you will know what REAL competition is all about...
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/25/03 04:06 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by La Dolce Vita:
Hey Bad Daddy, let us know when you hit the top 4. Then you will know what REAL competition is all about...
Well, he's still got some work to do there! :p

Hmmm... At least we have two afternoon games today, although they don't involve any of our pitching staffs.
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/25/03 04:13 PM

Don't know if I can stomach watching another Cubs game after yesterday's. Pork's Wood was invincible. And what about that Cub's offense???? Was it 6 homers?
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/25/03 04:18 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by La Dolce Vita:
Less than 200 away from PL
Fewer. :p
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/25/03 04:18 PM

And two of them were by Sosa!

Too bad I didn't have Corey anymore...
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/25/03 04:24 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Don Sicilia:
...we have two afternoon games today, although they don't involve any of our pitching staffs.
PL has Pitts in 45 mins, to set the bar for today
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/25/03 04:25 PM

Ha! I kicked Corey to the curb too in place of Wells who on Monday night rocked for me. Yesterday - a dud. haha.

DB - it is a crap shoot sometimes.....
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/25/03 04:27 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by La Dolce Vita:
Less than 200 away from PL - I can overtake him. .... I want to stun Porkmeister first before he even knows what hit him.
"Difficult..not impossible" :p
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/25/03 04:27 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by J Geoff:
[quote]Originally posted by Don Sicilia:
[b]...we have two afternoon games today, although they don't involve any of our pitching staffs.
PL has Pitts in 45 mins, to set the bar for today [/b][/quote]Oops... missed that one!

In any case, go Montreal!
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/25/03 04:29 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by plawrence:
[quote]Originally posted by La Dolce Vita:
[b] Less than 200 away from PL
Fewer. :p [/b][/quote]Oh, now I've got a grammar coach on my back? :rolleyes:

Perhaps sign language works best for you - any guesses to the hand gesture I am holding up to you right now?
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/25/03 07:41 PM

Mont/Pitts tied at 3 bottom of the 6th. I WAS beginning to think PL was born under a lucky sign. Oh wait! We were both born under the SAME sign!

If this game goes into extra innings though, I'm gonna commit a bit of hari-kari.

You boys will be despondent, I know.
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/25/03 08:51 PM

6 - 5 Pittsburgh. Montreal tacked on a couple of runs in the bottom of the 9th...
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/25/03 09:04 PM



That was close. Though I would have never stabbed my belly with anything that would leave a scar
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/26/03 01:38 AM

Ugh. What a disaster in Queens... I thought the Bad Daddy Curse was history. And on a day when my offense is limp, too? :rolleyes:
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/26/03 05:19 AM

Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/26/03 05:22 AM

Wednesday:

PL 3891 Pirates (12) 39 3930
JG 3762 Marlins (-5) 9 3771 :rolleyes:
LD 3712 Dodgers (35) 49 3761
DB 3493 Red Sox (25) 44 3537
BD 3403 Marlins (-5) 13 3416
UU 3330 Dodgers (35) 63 3393
OA 3108 Red Sox (25) 47 3155
SC 3016 Mariners (-6) 23 3039
HH 3015 Yanks (15) 43 3058
JJ 1148 Twins (16) 52 1200
FS 0459 Yanks (15) 29 0488
BE 0381 A's (-17) 10 0391
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/26/03 09:32 AM

Thursday

Total, Today's PS

PL...3930...Bost (19) 23+
JG...3771...Bost (19) 24+
LD...3761...Bost (19) 24+
DB...3537...Bost (19) 26+
BD...3416...Fla ()
UU...3393...LA ()
OA...3155...Bost (19) 28+
HH...3058...Yanks (20) 37+
SC...3039...Bost (19) 31+
JJ....1200...Minn (9) 25+
FS...0488...Yanks (20) 29+
BE...0390...Sea ()
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/26/03 09:35 AM

18 Days to go....

DEE -FENSE (clap, clap) DEE -FENSE (clap, clap)
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/26/03 01:51 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by plawrence:
18 Days to go....

DEE -FENSE (clap, clap) DEE -FENSE (clap, clap)
This toast is dedicated to plaw... and a hope that he plays dee-fense like the Nets did against the Spurs. Hear, hear!

Oops sorry... I didn't know it was a touchy subject!... Sorry again!
Posted By: Big Daddy Don

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/26/03 03:04 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by J Geoff:
Ugh. What a disaster in Queens
Damn - I knew I smelt bad pork burning during the day yesterday.

I didn't even have a chance to get to my roster last night - although I can't imagine today being any worse than yesterday.

So can someone explain how it is that someone who is not playing is leading in points this week ?
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/26/03 03:10 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Big Daddy Don:
So can someone explain how it is that someone who is not playing is leading in points this week ?
Easy: Putting TOO much thought into something -- overanalyzing everything -- (like I do, of course) can often be as bad as picking players haphazardly like Bethie does

As for not changing your PS, at least it's Willis.

18 days? Shite. Hope I can keep 2nd at least! :p
Posted By: joltinjoe05

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/26/03 03:10 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Big Daddy Don:
So can someone explain how it is that someone who is not playing is leading in points this week ?
Would that be HH?
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/26/03 03:17 PM

Nope, that would be UU. He's had the Dodgers forever and they are having a really good last couple of games, especially last night, as Buffy well knows. :p
Posted By: Big Daddy Don

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/26/03 03:35 PM

Is it just me or is this thread like impossible to open anymore. It must take minutes most of the time to get to a message ?

Aww - you guys and gals are just probably trying to keep me out - huh?
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/26/03 04:12 PM

I noticed the same thing also. What I also noticed was that whenever I add replies, the "Sit Tight" screen takes a really long time.
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/26/03 04:19 PM

Good, it's not just me then. Just this thread?
Posted By: joltinjoe05

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/26/03 04:31 PM

It doesn't happen where I'm sitting.


EDIT- Wait, it does now
Posted By: Big Daddy Don

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/26/03 05:01 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by J Geoff:
Good, it's not just me then. Just this thread?
JGeoff - as grand being in this - this being the BB certainly not in baseball where you are simply a Pork Rind is it possible to delete a bunch of the pages of this. Outside of the first few pages cause of rules, strategy etc, - and the last few cause of timelieness - I can't believe the middle ones get read at all. Maybe by shorten it up it may help some.

Hell I don't know I'm still in 5th place but just a thought.
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/26/03 05:03 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Big Daddy Don:
is it possible to delete a bunch of the pages of this.
Can't do it, Sally. Unless I did them one at a time, which would take hours. Fuggedaboutit. I don't think the length of the thread is the problem; it could be a server slowdown or some other technical thing.
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/26/03 05:47 PM

Mine's not slow at all. Really.

And you thought everything here in Mayberry was slow and archaic...

EDIT:

HA! Oh, now THAT was slow. I see what you fellas mean now. Spoke too soon. (Hmmm, so THIS is what shoe leather tastes like!!! )
Posted By: Big Daddy Don

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/26/03 05:55 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by La Dolce Vita:
And you thought everything here in Mayberry was slow and archaic...
Not everything - just the people :p
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/26/03 06:07 PM

That S.O.B. MUNSON gets a HR off Pedro, the day after I trade his sorry ass for going 0-7 the last two days on me??! :rolleyes:
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/26/03 06:12 PM

Yea, JG, I just saw that. Hopefully, that's all the earned runs that Boston gives up (although we all have the same pitching staffs anyway, except Bad Daddy that is, so it won't make much difference.
Posted By: Big Daddy Don

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/26/03 06:23 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Don Sicilia:
although we all have the same pitching staffs anyway, except Bad Daddy that is, so it won't make much difference.
sniff sniff - I think I am starting to smell some bad pork :p
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/26/03 08:16 PM

6 - 4... I had three straight good games with the Red Sox and you would expect that the Pedro game would be the best one... :p
Posted By: Big Daddy Don

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/26/03 08:20 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Don Sicilia:
I had three straight good games with the Red Sox
Bet you had those three straight good games without the company of the Pork though.

And don't be cheering the Mutts on either - they caused me enough damn grief last night.
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/26/03 08:28 PM

The Mutts need all the help they can get.

You got a great pitcher in Willis- he threw a 2 hit shutout last game- albeit a 5 inning shortened rain out- but still, a 2-hit shutout and a win.
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/26/03 11:18 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by La Dolce Vita:
Mine's not slow at all. Really.

Me too.
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/27/03 05:35 AM

Thursday

PL...3930...Bost (19) 51 3981
JG...3771...Bost (19) 73 3844
LD...3761...Bost (19) 39 3800
DB...3537...Bost (19) 48 3585
BD...3416...Fla (25) 58 3474
UU...3393...LA (bye) 16 3409
OA...3155...Bost (19) 39 3194
HH...3058...Yanks (20) 42 3100
SC...3039...Bost (19) 53 3092
JJ....1200...Minn (9) 36 1236
FS...0488...Yanks (20) 53 0541
BE...0390...Sea (6) 41 0431
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/27/03 05:41 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by plawrence:
18 Days to go....

DEE -FENSE (clap, clap) DEE -FENSE (clap, clap)
Small backfire?
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/27/03 08:36 AM

Thursday

Yesterday's score, Total, Today's PS

PL...51 3981 Mets
JG...73 3844 Toro
LD...39 3800 Seatt
DB...48 3585 Toro
BD...58 3474 LA
UU...16 3409 LA
OA...39 3194 Toro
HH...42 3100 Yanks
SC...53 3092 Yanks
JJ....36 1236 Seatt
FS...53 0541 Yanks
BE...41 0432 LA
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/27/03 01:19 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by J Geoff:
Small backfire?
Not really. If I can bang out 50 points a day, I'll take my chances. Actually, I'm not really playing defense. Yet. Look at my brilliant PS pick today. :rolleyes: Pedro was the logical choice at the price yesterday.

I'm more worried about collusion between you and Buffy. If you two agree to pick a different PS and lineup every day, that will give one of you a better shot of catching me. Of course, it also gives you both a better shot of falling further behind.
---------------------------------
17 days to go.
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/27/03 03:27 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by plawrence:
I'm more worried about collusion between you and Buffy.
You kidding??! I don't use cheap tactics like that :p Besides, we're trying to beat each other, too!

Mutts, huh? Against Wells??
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/27/03 03:29 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Don Sicilia:
This toast is dedicated to plaw... and a hope that he plays dee-fense like the Nets did against the Spurs. Hear, hear!
There was nothing wrong with the Nets defense. It was the offense that stunk.
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/27/03 03:31 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by J Geoff:

Mutts, huh? Against Wells??
Look at Seo's last 6 starts.
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/27/03 03:36 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by plawrence:
Look at Seo's last 6 starts.
Yeah, I know... impressive... but he's still a Mutt! We'll see what happens... it's gonna be a great game!!
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/27/03 04:14 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by plawrence:

I'm more worried about collusion between you and Buffy.
You're kidding right?????

Pork is on my list, especially after that little display of point hogging last night.

You act as if I am a team player......
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/27/03 05:39 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by La Dolce Vita:
[quote]Originally posted by plawrence:
[b]
I'm more worried about collusion between you and Buffy.
You're kidding right?????
[/b][/quote]Of course I'm kidding. I know you want to beat JG as badly as you want to beat me.
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/27/03 11:17 PM

Good start, Roy Helladay... :rolleyes:

PL: Seo... Seo what? 5-3 Yanks after 2 innings :p
Posted By: SC

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/27/03 11:57 PM

What the hell is goin' on in the Red Sox game? They're up 10-1, and its still the first inning. Reminds me of one of those old pinball machine games when the batters (metal figures would circle the bases) kept running around and around and around.....
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/28/03 12:00 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by SC:
What the hell is goin' on in the Red Sox game?
Wow, 14-1 after 1 inning Wow, even Kim could probably win that game

Added: Out of hand. Wish that was my PS. Damn Helladay has now given up 5 :rolleyes:
Posted By: SC

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/28/03 12:02 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by J Geoff:
11-1 now, still in 1st Wow, even Kim could probably win that game
Yeah.....the key word there is "probably".
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/28/03 12:02 AM

Friday

PL...3981 Mets (1) 22 4003
JG...3844 Toro (8) 36 3880
LD...3800 Seatt (26) 58 3858 :p
DB...3585 Toro (8) 46 3631
BD...3474 LA (8) 45 3519
UU...3409 LA (8) 29 3438
OA...3194 Toro (8) 43 3237
HH...3100 Yanks (10) 48 3148
SC...3092 Yanks (10) 53 3145
JJ....1236 Seatt (26) 58 1294
FS...0541 Yanks (10) 25 0566
BE...0432 LA (8) 34 0466

LDV & JJ pulling in a good PS... ugh, otherwise! No -79's though!
Posted By: Big Daddy Don

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/28/03 12:24 AM

Uggh - That BoSox game is ugly. I just checked and Florida is at -56. And to think I had them last night, I don't want to imagine if I couldn't get to my roster to make a change yesterday.
Posted By: SC

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/28/03 12:38 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by Big Daddy Don:
Uggh - That BoSox game is ugly.
The Sox just set a major league record....they scored 10 runs before an out was recorded (breaking the old record of "9").

Two more runs for them in the second! Four of my batters are BoSox'ers!! WooooHoooo! (They've given me 26 points so far).
Posted By: Big Daddy Don

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/28/03 12:45 AM

And the Florida PS is at -63 OUCH!!
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/28/03 04:48 AM

-79 for Marlins. Ouch! Ugh, and +50 for Phillies
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/28/03 10:05 AM

Problem on the ESPN site...

Every player chosen that's in the DH shows up twice on Today's Roster, once as a home game and once as a road game. Once all 10 slots are used up, you don't see the rest of the players chosen, so I can't see anyone's PS.
Posted By: Beth E

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/28/03 01:45 PM

Thanks for clarifying that. I thought I was going crazy or seeing double. I didn't drink THAT much last night. I have the Yankees. Make my day and tell me they can't do another -22 like the last dh!!!
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/28/03 02:08 PM

Saturday

PL...4003 Yanks (29)+( ) (four plus Sori, Reyes, Burnitz, Shinjoke)
JG...3880 Expos ( ) (four plus Sori, Jeter)
LD...3858 Yanks (29)+( ) (four plus Mondesi)
DB...3631 ChiSox ( ) (8 D-H batters)
BD...3519 Dodgers ( )
UU...3438 Dodgers ( )
OA...3237 Indians (9)
HH...3148 Yanks (29)+( ) (Posada, Giambi)
SC...3145 Yanks (29)+( ) (No D-H offense)
JJ....1294 Mariners ( )
FS...0566 Yanks (29)+( ) (Giambi, Soriano)
BE...0466 Yanks (29)+( ) (5 D-H players)

Yanks/Mets double-header.
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/28/03 02:12 PM

A'ight people, tell me which PS you took, I'll add it to the list...

The Mutts are so pesky I didn't take NYY PS (and I definitely didn't take Mets), especially with a so-so minor leaguer pitching the second game. I got 6 DH hitters, though, so we'll see what happens...
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/28/03 02:28 PM

I have the Red Sox PS and 8 offensive players from the DH.
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/28/03 02:38 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Don Sicilia:
I have the Red Sox PS and 8 offensive players from the DH.
8?? How'd you manage that? Just hope they all play, cuz if they're Yanks, they now have like 14 outfielders so it's pot luck
Posted By: Beth E

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/28/03 02:43 PM

I have 5 DH offensive players. 4 Yanks and 1 Mutt. I guess we'll see how my "haphazard" picking works today.
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/28/03 02:46 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Beth E:
I guess we'll see how my "haphazard" picking works today.
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/28/03 03:10 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by J Geoff:
[quote]Originally posted by Don Sicilia:
[b] I have the Red Sox PS and 8 offensive players from the DH.
8?? How'd you manage that? Just hope they all play, cuz if they're Yanks, they now have like 14 outfielders so it's pot luck [/b][/quote]Admittedly, one is a bit bogus- Shinjo for my DH. The others are Giambi, Soriano, Jeter, Ventura, Matsui, Cedeno, Burnitz or Mondesi (I can't remember but I think it's Burnitz because Mondesi would have been too expensive).
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/28/03 03:13 PM

I took the YankMe's.

And I am scared to death.

What's funny, I had no intention of taking DH PS, just offensive players but - well, rolled the dice anyway. Who's pitching the second game, does anyone know this guy?

PS JGeoff: I also have Mondesi. Thought my list looked short......
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/28/03 03:17 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by La Dolce Vita:
Who's pitching the second game, does anyone know this guy?
Some AAA pitcher who's never pitched in the Bigs before. So he'll either pitch a 3-hit shutout or the bullpen will be busy (and perhaps exhausted from Game 1?)... Who knows... my logic always backfires...!
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/28/03 03:24 PM

EXACTLY JG!! The Rookie scared me but I put alot of faith in that bullpen.

I will be gone/busy all day till about my usual midnight.

I'll either cry or dance...then.
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/28/03 05:53 PM

I have the Yanks PS, and also Matsui, Burnitz, and Shinjo (as DH-- )
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Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/28/03 06:11 PM

Well well... I'm an Expo in a Yankee sandwich. Guess I'm still in offense mode. And it'll probably cost me. "Probably," who am I kidding!! :rolleyes:

Shinjoke? haha, well, watch... he'll hit 3 out today!

I can't root for the Mets, though. So I hope they're both really high-scoring Yankee wins. Like how 'bout 25-24?

My "strategy" was to stay away from the players who might only play one of the games anyway. As usual, we'll see what happens...

Grand Salami from Matsui, but doesn't matter, we all got'im. I need BIG things from Jeter (let alone Vargas against the Jays ) today!!
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/28/03 08:29 PM

Subway Series - Game 1 Results (unofficial)

NYY PS 29

Matsui 11
Burnitz 6
Soriano 4
Jeter 4
Giambi 3
Phillips 3
Mondesi 3
Ty 0
Reyes 0
Shinjo (dnp)

Phillips/Giambi/Ty/Matsui = 17 (wash)

PL: 10 (+29 PS)
JG: 8
LD: 3 (+29 PS)
Posted By: Beth E

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/28/03 08:43 PM

What??? You're only counting the top 3 now. I've got Giambi and Soriano. Don't my points count. I always knew you didn't like me.
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/28/03 08:49 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Beth E:
What??? You're only counting the top 3 now. I've got Giambi and Soriano. Don't my points count. I always knew you didn't like me.
Your points do count, but not when I have to calculate points by hand :p The Top 3 are in contention, so I have to (since I'm in the middle of it )
Posted By: Beth E

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/28/03 08:55 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by J Geoff:
Your points do count, but not when I have to calculate points by hand ) [/QB][/QUOTE]

Whadsa matter Geoff, you run out of fingers? :p
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/28/03 09:17 PM

Leave JG alone...You want the poor kid to do everything? Jeez...
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/28/03 09:50 PM

Looks like ESPN has fixed the site. Scores haven't been entered yet, tho...
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/28/03 10:30 PM

Oops... My bad... I just realized that I picked the White Sox and not the Red Sox. Looks like I should have picked the Red Sox though...
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/28/03 10:36 PM

JG, I'm sure you already caught this, but I just noticed that if you click on "Daily Leaders," it shows the points per player for today, even though it doesn't show up on team pages.

Freaking White Sox... -10 so far...
Posted By: Beth E

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/28/03 11:51 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by plawrence:
You want the poor kid to do everything? Jeez...
Yes, as a matter of fact I do. I want to be pampered like the princess that I am. I expect a foot massage later. You got a problem with that?
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/29/03 12:23 AM

Now that's what I'm talking about! Back to back homers for Soriano and Jeter, but since everyone has those players, it's basically par for the course.
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/29/03 02:59 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by Beth E:
I want to be pampered like the princess that I am. I expect a foot massage later. You got a problem with that?
No. Anything else, ma'am?
Posted By: Beth E

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/29/03 03:02 AM

I'm sure I have 10,000 other things I want. But it's far too late to start mentioning them. I'll let you know after the all star break.
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/29/03 03:25 AM

quote:
Originally posted by Don Sicilia:
Oops... My bad... I just realized that I picked the White Sox and not the Red Sox. I'll take 4 any time over -15!
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/29/03 06:42 AM

Whew, thank God for all those Mets runs in the second game, or I'd be really screwed!

PS NYY 31
PS Expos 23

I thought it'd be MUCH worse seeing the shutout in the 7th inning. That rookie was doing GREAT -- 1 run after 7 innings. And then the "pro" bullshitpen gives up another 7 in 2 innings? Man...

I have no idea who LDV had today outside of the d-h, so I have no idea where we are... Jeter's 12 pts should've covered her other players, I'd hope... Guess we'll see tomorrow...

50 pts from our 4 shared players alone... pretty nice... 13 for Soriano... 12 for Jeter... No idea how my 3 scrubs did...
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/29/03 06:49 AM

Saturday

PL...4003 Yanks (31) 102
JG...3880 Expos (23) 112
LD...3858 Yanks (31) 99
DB...3631 ChiSox (4) 80
BD...3519 Dodgers (10) 50
UU...3438 Dodgers (10) 47
OA...3237 Indians (9) 22
HH...3148 Yanks (31) 83
SC...3145 Yanks (31) 56
JJ....1294 Mariners (3) 41
FS...0566 Yanks (31) 82
BE...0466 Yanks (31) 71
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/29/03 10:08 AM

Rough couple of days for ESPN. 6:10 AM, and still no update. Usually it's done by 5:00.

Maybe we should send JG over there to straighten them out. :rolleyes:
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/29/03 11:36 AM

Sunday

PL...4105 ChiSox (8) 57 4162
JG...3992 D-Backs (21) 48 4040
LD...3957 Yankees (24) 57 4014
DB...3711 Rockies (-12) 21 3732
BD...3569 ChiSox (8) 53 3622
UU...3485 Dodgers (5) 24 3509
OA...3259 Indians (30) 50 3309
HH...3231 Yankees (24) 61 3292
SC...3201 ChiSox (8) 29 3230
JJ....1335 Mariners (-10) 36 1371
FS...0648 Yankees (24) 60 0708
BE...0537 BoSox (9) 35 0572
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/29/03 12:51 PM

They're back to showing each player from the DH yesterday twice, altho the page with our groups's standings would seem to reflect yesterday's correct totals.

I'm assuming, JG, that you subtracted end of Friday's totals from end of Saturday's totals to get Saturday's individual daily totals, right? Or am I missing something?

Anyway, you're getting a little too close for comfort there, JG...
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Posted By: Beth E

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/29/03 01:46 PM

Christ, I get 71 points and that still ain't shit. What's a girl got to do to get ahead around here!
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/29/03 02:05 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Beth E:
What's a girl got to do to get ahead around here!
I ain't touching that line.
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Posted By: fathersson

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/29/03 04:44 PM

yes, but you were thinking about it!
Beth asks that age old question!
Boy, just one little a means so much!
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/29/03 04:56 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by plawrence:
Or am I missing something?
I referred to the number in each person's weekly box score...

But too close for comfort? Nah, I can get closer and still be comfie
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/29/03 05:29 PM

Ha! PL is worried about the Pork overtaking him....hmm, I must be chopped liver. I admit, I would be hard pressed to make up 150 points and then some, ESPECIALLY with my roster today ....

I had a date yesterday which started about noon time, I just got home a few hours ago...WHICH MEANS I did not make it home last night to change my roster WHICH MEANS I still have the YankME/Mutts Doubleheader scrub team with YankMe pitching WHICH MEANS I am kicking the aforementioned backside because I kinda knew who I WANTED to take WHICH MEANS there is a possibility I crash and burn muy badly today.

But it is the weekend. Would I REALLY expect to get ahead?? :rolleyes:

Yes, I said "ahead". I meant "forward", though.
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/29/03 05:51 PM

Stop the crying, Chopped Liver. You can pick your team for two days ahead as soon as the rosters lock at midnight your time for the next day, so you had plenty of leeway. Surely you could have found the five minutes you usually spend on it before leaving for your "date". :p

And I've seen worse lineups than the one you have going today.
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Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/29/03 05:57 PM

Hey Smartass,.....sure I COULD pick 2 days ahead if my life was so perfectly planned out like yours I certainly PLANNED to be home in time.

I ain't crying. Tomorrow is another day...

But it SHOULD be interesting. I NEVER would have picked the Yankees today if I had been in my right mind. Or home, for that matter. And it figures it is one of the late games tonight. Oh, life is so unfair! (still not crying, just a bit misty )
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/29/03 11:41 PM

Hey "Misty", get a well pitched game from the Yanks tonight and some decent offense, and you'll certainly gain ground on at least JG, if not me as well.

Me: 53 + Jeter
JG: 42 + Soriano
YOU: 16 + Yanks PS, Mondesi, Matsui, Wigginton, Giambi, Phillips

Chopped Liver indeed.

P.S. Still don't understand why the ESPN site hasn't fixed Saturday yet . Sure you don't want a job there, JG?
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14 days and one game to go
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/29/03 11:51 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by plawrence:
Hey "Misty", get a well pitched game from the Yanks tonight and some decent offense
Shhhh!! :p I just KNOW Weaver is gonna pitch a gem - he always does!! (Course, tonight he will )

I need Sori to hit all the Yanks offense, and all the Mutts except Ty and Phillips to romp on Weaver. That's all I need.

PL - I don't know, I guess the ESPN system couldn't handle the split home parks... ahh well
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/30/03 12:23 AM

Well, the Mutts put a trey up on the board in the first . Nothing from Ty or Phillips, though
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Posted By: Beth E

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/30/03 12:37 AM

Jeez...the Bosox win and with the 5 extra points I still only garner 9 points? Looks like the curse of the Bambino is dyslexic. My first name is Ruth, not my last. So I would have gotten a lousy 4 points for a loss? Unbelievable!
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/30/03 01:03 AM

Damn you Buff! Giambi 3-run HR... Matsui HR... no more whining :p (Whew, at least you don't have Posada, too )
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/30/03 02:55 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by J Geoff:
I just KNOW Weaver is gonna pitch a gem - he always does!! (Course, tonight he will )
I guess Buffy should be happy with my backfired curse :rolleyes: :p
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/30/03 05:17 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by La Dolce Vita:
But it SHOULD be interesting. I NEVER would have picked the Yankees today if I had been in my right mind.
Hmmm, whining DOES work! I probably would have never made 57 points with the roster I would have originally gone with - especially since I was eyeing Loaiza or Millwood.

But at least I'm not like that poor bastid who chose the Rockies!

Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/30/03 05:55 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by La Dolce Vita:
But at least I'm not like that poor bastid who chose the Rockies!
Awww... isn't that cute? Number Three talking smack about #4...

Don't worry, Buff, you're #3 spot is safe and sound for you. :p
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/30/03 11:38 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by La Dolce Vita:
But at least I'm not like that poor bastid who chose the Rockies!
Hey, I knew that there was going to be a shutout in that game... I just picked the wrong team!
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/30/03 11:51 AM

Monday

PL...4162 Mariners
JG...4040 Royals
LD...4014 Giants
DB...3732 Blue Jays
BD...3622 Giants
UU...3509 Dodgers
OA...3309 Indians
HH...3292 Yankees
SC...3230 Blue Jays
JJ...1371 Mariners
FS...0708 Yanks
BE...0572 Mariners
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/30/03 12:23 PM

Man, has it been a rough weekend... Friends of mine were at the Chicago "porch" party, which was literally 2 blocks from my apartment. Luckily, most were inside when it happened. One was outside (on the second floor porch) but she only sustained scratches and bruises and had to get some stitches. Unfortunately, she was outside with a close friend of hers (who I didn't know) and he wasn't able to make it. The way they describe it to me- it was just complete nightmare and chaos. I was in the hospital 3 AM Sunday morning making sure everyone was alright. I guess the best I could do is be supportive- giving people rides when they need it or just listening. JG... you were a counselor, right?... Any ideas on grief counseling?? Thanks.

P.S. Sorry to get off-topic from Fantasy, but I figure you guys are the ones on this board that I would think of telling anyway.
Posted By: Big Daddy Don

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/30/03 12:51 PM

Hey DS - With the news reports and reading about it, what a sad story that is. 12 people died in that accident and when I read the story it was just so sudden and chaotic that unfortuntely there was so little anyone could do. It might seem like you didn't do much - but for those that you helped or assisted, your presence was greatly needed.
Posted By: Beth E

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/30/03 01:04 PM

My sympathies to your friends Don Sicilia. I'm sure it was a nightmare. What makes me mad is some of these things can be avoided. What the f*** were 50 people doing on balcony. That's just plain idiotic. Sorry, it's a sad thing, but only a tragedy waiting to happen.
Posted By: SC

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/30/03 01:35 PM

You did a good thing by just being there for your friends, Don Sicilia. Offering them rides and other "things" of normalcy had to be comforting to them in a stressful time.

Its sad when anyone dies, but to use Katharine Hepburn as an example (who was 96) one knows its just a matter of time and is expected. Its really tough to hear about someone very young dying (unexpectedly).
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/30/03 01:57 PM

I was very saddened when I first heard this story, even more so now because one of my BB friends is directly touched by it. My thoughts are with you and your friends, DS.
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/30/03 02:31 PM

Wow DB, I admit when I read that story, your name flashed through my head as someone I know lives there but I NEVER would have DREAMED you would be personally affected. I echo the sentiments of all your fantasy bb friends here...Such a horrible catastrophe and often times we feel we are useless,like we can't do enough, but your friends are VERY lucky to have you and your support during this time and in the future as the memory of this tragedy will most likely stay with them for a while. Hang in there. Don't forget to lean on YOUR support system when YOU need to. I know we are all a pretty good set of ears around here.....Of course PL is the one with the pair of burning ones....
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/30/03 02:39 PM

Ok, I completely missed today's KC/Cleveland DH - I found out too late last night. Not that I would have felt comfortable putting all my proverbial eggs in a Royals or Indians basket, but I don't have one single player from either team...

I predict Pork will gain alot more ground on me today but I will have to work harder on Tuesday.

Hmmm, eggs....pork....anyone else hungry? Remember it is not even 9 am here, I am still in breakfast mode
Posted By: Beth E

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/30/03 02:46 PM

Uggh...pass the sausage Buffy. It'll go good with this humble pie. I didn't see that D/H either. But only 2 lucky soles took the ps. Hopefully it'll be a 1-0 score on both games. That's not expecting too much, is it.
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/30/03 03:09 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Beth E:
Hopefully it'll be a 1-0 score on both games.
Actually I am thinking more of a score in Game One - Cleveland 15, KC 0 ...and Game 2 Cleveland 16, KC 0 - of course with Bradley out with a stomach virus....

Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/30/03 03:11 PM

Doubleheader?? I must have not programmed that one into my palm pilot! That's a really ugly doubleheader though. No pitching staff to really favor and no offensive guys that I regret not having... At least that's what I tell myself.

Thanks everyone for the kind words. I'll be sure to pass them on.
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/30/03 03:25 PM

Hey DS - Haven't read the news yet, but sounds horrible. Sounds like you were a real hero, so be proud! Being a comfort to others is the best thing you can do right now. Hang in there, buddy!
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/30/03 03:32 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by La Dolce Vita:
Actually I am thinking more of a score in Game One - Cleveland 15, KC 0 ...and Game 2 Cleveland 16, KC 0 - of course with Bradley out with a stomach virus....
Stomach virus? I hope you made that up! As for KC being shutout 31-0, I'm thinking more like 31-30

My only hope is that KC will maintain their record of killing Cleveland. They've played 9 games this year, and KC has won 8 of them.

Man, I thought everyone would have one of these PS's... this can burn me really bad!!

Hmm, JJ didn't take his own team (KC)?? He must be sleeping... or very smart
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/30/03 03:36 PM

I will confess to being unaware of today's DH .

Had I known though, I would have been hard pressed to select a PS from these two. But I can think of a bunch of offensive players I would have taken
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/30/03 03:44 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by plawrence:
I will confess to being unaware of today's DH
The Don (of fantasy) is slippin'... The ONLY reason why I took KC was cuz I figured you'd take Cleveland! Ugh. Well, at least KC was cheap

Bastards are showing different pitchers today than last night for these games... but I doubt it matters much :rolleyes:
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/30/03 03:47 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by J Geoff:
Well, at least KC was cheap
Hopefully, you'll get what you pay for.

As for me, I'm hoping that ignorance turns out to be bliss. Kind of like Buffy's roster yesterday. :rolleyes:
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Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/30/03 03:47 PM

Monday

PL...4162 Mariners (23) 52 4214
LD...4014 Giants (26) 43 4057
JG...4040 Royals (-21)+(-6) 8 4048 :rolleyes:
DB...3732 Blue Jays (-4) 11 3743
BD...3622 Giants (26) 49 3671
UU...3509 Dodgers (dnp) 6 3515
OA...3309 Indians (20)+(10) 54 3363
HH...3292 Yankees (8) 31 3323
SC...3230 Blue Jays (-4) 37 3267
JJ...1371 Mariners (23) 47 1418
FS...0708 Yankees (8) 24 0732
BE...0572 Mariners (23) 53 0625

(Royals/Indians double-header)
Posted By: Big Daddy Don

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/30/03 03:51 PM

I don't think PL is slipping I believe he is becoming complacent Now is the time to strike. I would help but I did start 10 games late

Of course I missed this DH, but I can live with that, what really pissed me off was the NY DH. I was online some Friday night, didn't make changes figured I would do it later and than some events in 'real life' prevented me from getting online again so I was not able to even change from the night before. That is twice it happened to me last week. I usually make changes during the day but those two times - and I gave up a boatload of points to DB that day also.

When is football starting - one game a week to prepare for, that I can handle.
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/30/03 05:10 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by J Geoff:
Stomach virus? I hope you made that up!
Yeah, I admit that is the fantasy ailment du jour. I first wished him a broken finger, but thought that was a bit mean. I mean, I just want him out of commission TODAY!
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/30/03 10:09 PM

Ok, are my eyes deceiving me? No score in the 5th? This can't be right.

Ok Pork. THAT was your official jinx. I wanted to say that so the game could turn around a bit. Where are all these Indians to score big? Not Bradley but the scrub players - Jody, Shane, Matt, Brian.....C'MON INDIANS! (say it with me, PL - he is gonna be right on your butt soon...and it ain't exactly the picnic everyone says it is!!!)

JG --->
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/30/03 10:17 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by La Dolce Vita:
Ok, are my eyes deceiving me? No score in the 5th? This can't be right.

Ok Pork. THAT was your official jinx.
Gee thanks... Now it's 4-0 Cleveland! STOP IT!!!!!! :p :rolleyes:
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/30/03 10:17 PM

Nice jinx Buff! 2 runs by Cleveland in the top of the 5th.
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/30/03 10:18 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by J Geoff:
Hey DS - Haven't read the news yet, but sounds horrible. Sounds like you were a real hero, so be proud! Being a comfort to others is the best thing you can do right now. Hang in there, buddy!
Thanks JG!
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/30/03 10:26 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Don Sicilia:
Thanks JG!
No problem. Now stop encouraging Buffy!!! :p Her Black Arts Voodoo Magicks will corrupt you!!
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/30/03 10:27 PM

OMG!!! Are you serious??????

Wow, such a gift I possess....

I wonder what else I can do with my powers..... :p
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/30/03 10:28 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by La Dolce Vita:
I wonder what else I can do with my powers..... :p
I'd like to tell you what you can do with your "powers" :p



Giants
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/30/03 10:32 PM

Freakin' Coco Crisp just doubled. WTF kinda name is that? Bastard!

Shit, of course most of my offense is KC, and they have 1 hit. And Cleveland has 11 already. Sean Lowe sucks, by the way!

(bitching and moaning to be cont'd...)
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/30/03 10:38 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by J Geoff:
quote:
Originally posted by La Dolce Vita:
I wonder what else I can do with my powers..... :p
I'd like to tell you what you can do with your "powers" :p





Ok, with that said....GO CLEVELAND!
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/30/03 10:41 PM

5-0. Buffy, get out of here, please!! Go do some work or something and stop it!! :p

(At least Bradley drove in 2 of the runs... but still, doesn't make up for the ER's )


Giants
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/30/03 10:44 PM

Oh, but I AM working!!


(One for each Indian run in the 7th)
Posted By: Beth E

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/30/03 10:46 PM

I'm sorry, but if Geoff's losing to a guy named Coco Crisp he deserves all the ribbing anyone can give. Coco freaking Crisp! Huh! He'd go good in a bowl of milk and glass of O.J.
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/30/03 10:47 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by J Geoff:
[quote]Originally posted by Don Sicilia:
[b]Thanks JG!
No problem. Now stop encouraging Buffy!!! :p Her Black Arts Voodoo Magicks will corrupt you!! [/b][/quote]Smeagol Douche Bigelow: Pork... Pork looks after us. Pork wouldn’t hurt us.

(Gollum Douche Bigelow under Buffy's trance)

Gollum DB: Pork broke his promise.

Smeagol DB: Don’t ask Douche. Poor Douche.

Gollum DB: Pork betrayed us! Wicked, tricksy, false. We ought to take the precious and we be the master.

Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/30/03 10:52 PM

Glass of OJ Beth? Yeah, 's just the same. Goes well with anyone going AGAINST Coco Crisp.

Doucheman - you are scaring me. I work with a guy that calls himself Smeagol. He is certifiable. I vaguely know how he got that name but now you are worrying me

Watch out, I'll work some voodoo on your Blue Jays. I dont want you ANY closer to me than you already are. You can get as close to third place as you want once Pork's there.
Posted By: Big Daddy Don

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/30/03 10:56 PM

quote:
Originally posted by J Geoff:

Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/30/03 10:58 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Big Daddy Don:
Leave the damn Giants out of this !

I have them
Hey, well whataya know? See that, Buff? Bad Daddy has the Giants, too! Bwahahahahaha!!
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/30/03 11:00 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Big Daddy Don:
Hey - Leave the damn Giants out of this !

I have them
Oh, in that case...

Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/30/03 11:01 PM

Bad Daddy curse.

Shit.
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 06/30/03 11:28 PM

10-2 and counting in the 8th...

If anyone was gonna have Cleveland today, I'm glad it's OA...

Can only hope to break even in Game 2...

10-5 Cleveland. -21 for me, +20 for OA. I'm at -3 total... ugh :rolleyes:

Game #2 is being delayed due to threat of rain... wussies!
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/01/03 01:27 AM

Hey, JG...Call ESPN and make them an offer to straighten them out. It's 9:30. I wanna go to sleep, and they don't have tomorrow's probable pitchers listed yet.
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/01/03 01:29 AM

Did you try the "Pitching Probables" link? :p

P.S. Game #2 - Top of 1st inning - 4-0 Cleveland - I FUCKING HATE THIS PIECE OF SHIT GAME!!! I'm outta here... going to watch a movie. I'll be back later to hear the little Buffy Demons cackling at me... from Second Place...
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/01/03 01:43 AM

Yeah, I know the Pitching Probables link has 'em. So does the MLB Scoreboard if you click on tomorrow. But who wants to write them all down and then go position by position to see which hitters are facing which pitchers, and then find the link for that pitcher to see how the hitter is doing against him, lifetime? Pain in the friggin' ass.

I want my "BVSP" stats right there. I guess I'm spoiled now
Posted By: Beth E

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/01/03 01:48 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by plawrence:
But who wants to write them all down and then go position by position to see which hitters are facing which pitchers, and then find the link for that pitcher to see how the hitter is doing against him, lifetime? Pain in the friggin' ass.

Who the hell does all that? Just go, "this little piggy went to the market, this little piggy stayed home".....
Posted By: Big Daddy Don

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/01/03 02:48 AM

A new guessing game.

Guess Which GF Fantasy BB I am.

Audio Hint: 4-0 Cleveland - I FUCKING HATE THIS PIECE OF SHIT GAME!!! I'm outta here... going to watch a movie.


:p
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/01/03 04:21 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by plawrence:
It's 9:30. I wanna go to sleep...
Are you kidding me?? Sleep?? Things just get hopping at THAT hour. Of course, you DO cheat and get up for that middle of the morning pee break...maybe there is some excitement in that 15 minutes...

BDD - Classic. Looks just like him!

Oh and Pork? What's that I hear? Oh yeah...it's a fat lady. And she is singing!!!
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/01/03 04:50 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by La Dolce Vita:
you DO cheat and get up for that middle of the morning pee break
Here I am now, doing tomorrow's roster--without BVSP. Had to do it "by hand", Took me almost an hour to do my team. :rolleyes:

Congratulations on your ascension to second place. I assure you that my behind is much trimmer than JG's, and so I'm sure you will enjoy the view a great deal more.
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/01/03 05:04 AM

Ah, Sleeping Beauty awakes! And all I saw was "pee break" and "by hand" ....told ya things are a bit more exciting after the 10:00 news.

You ain't seen a good trim behind yet (that you can remember - from like week 3 or 4 when you were behind ME ) I'll be working on you next. Maybe this whole lack of BSVP will make you hopeless and clueless.... Not sure if my voodoo is still in effect. Must be selective in my jinxes , don't want to wear it out!
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/01/03 05:14 AM

Jinx this :p . Good night
----------------------------------------
13 days to go
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/01/03 06:13 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by plawrence:
Pain in the friggin' ass. ....I want my "BVSP" stats right there.
Ummm, you do remember that you were the first (and only one) to bitch about that added feature :p
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/01/03 06:16 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by plawrence:
Hopefully, you'll get what you pay for.
I actually got much less than that, that you! :p
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/01/03 10:16 AM

Tuesday

PL...4214...St Loo
LD...4057...Yanks
JG...4048...Yanks
DB...3743...St Loo
BD...3671...LA
UU...3515...LA
OA...3363...Cleve
HH...3323...Yanks
SC...3267...St Loo
JJ....1418...Seatt
FS...0732...Yanks
BE...0625....LA
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/01/03 02:08 PM

Buff - Our Mooses are surrounded by Woodys!

And for the record, until the last minute I had KC as my PS today. Watch, Lima will shut out Cleveland today (of course)!
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/01/03 02:13 PM

...and what self respecting girl DOESN'T want to surround herself with Woody's?

So what is YOUR excuse, Pork? Until the last minute you had KC? So at the last minute, you decided to wallop a Curse of Pork on me? I only have you by 9 points. No reason to get ugly!
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/01/03 02:21 PM

Man, I hope Woody can win me some points tonight! I'm tired of these negative point pitching staffs. :rolleyes:
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/01/03 02:27 PM

Doubtful, DB. The Giants starter may be a rookie but he is promising. He threw 4 scoreless innings on Wednesday night against my Dodgers. Woody's good, but against 'Frisco hitters? I dunno.

GO GIANTS!!
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/01/03 02:32 PM

I like the casual slip of the jinx there, Buff!

In that case...

Yankers
Moose

And dont forget...

Curse of the Pork

Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/01/03 02:53 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Don Sicilia:
Yankers
Hey now! I had a bad, bad day yesterday... I don't need another one! :p
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/01/03 02:56 PM

Don't worry Pork. The Doucheman has no powers.
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/01/03 03:02 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by La Dolce Vita:
Don't worry Pork. The Doucheman has no powers.
I know I don't have powers. Otherwise, my Giants jinx yesterday would have worked. But you know what, the Pork does have powers!
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/01/03 03:17 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Don Sicilia:
But you know what, the Pork does have powers!
Oh yeah? Cool!

Then...

Woody

C'mon, limp outting!!
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/01/03 03:23 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by J Geoff:

Woody

C'mon, limp outting!!
I tried the 4 orange jinx yesterday, JG. It didn't work! So how long do you think I'm going to have you as my view from my 4th place perch?
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/01/03 03:36 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Don Sicilia:
So how long do you think I'm going to have you as my view from my 4th place perch?
It ain't pretty, is it?
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/01/03 03:52 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Don Sicilia:
So how long do you think I'm going to have you as my view from my 4th place perch?
Only one day

(ouch, talk about jinxing myself!)
Posted By: Big Daddy Don

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/01/03 04:03 PM

So I see I am the only one going with LA today - well UU has them but he stopped playing about week 8. I guess that is a good thing - I seem to do well when I play by myself

At least I won't have to worry about that damn curse - at least for tonight. :p
Posted By: Beth E

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/01/03 04:08 PM

What am I? Chopped liver? Although I'd like to think of myself as Pastrami on Pumperknickle. Maybe I'll put a hex on you for that.
Posted By: Big Daddy Don

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/01/03 04:14 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Beth E:
What am I? Chopped liver?
Opps, sorry I didn't see you had them.

Guess I didn't look alllllllllll the way down the list to the bottom :p

I know, I know - you and FS 'just wait until after the break ......'
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/01/03 04:15 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Big Daddy Don:
I guess that is a good thing - I seem to do well when I play by myself
O.K., I'll take this one...

Maybe you should have went with Woody too!

I love it when we set each other up!
Posted By: Beth E

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/01/03 04:16 PM

I'm gonna rip a page out of the Bad Daddy book of whining, "I started 11 weeks later then you guys". You wait, cupcake. You thought you were afraid of me before. Hmppph!
Posted By: Big Daddy Don

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/01/03 04:18 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Don Sicilia:
Maybe you should have went with Woody too!
Hmmmm, I never said I didn't have Woody
:p
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/01/03 05:47 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Beth E:
What am I? Chopped liver?
Canapés, my ass!
Posted By: Big Daddy Don

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/01/03 07:31 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Beth E:
I'm gonna rip a page out of the Bad Daddy book of whining, "I started 11 weeks later then you guys".
Hey go find your own excuses for losing - stop stealing mine.

Besides I have at least past a few people how come you haven't even gotten past FS yet. I know, just pacing yourself, just wait till after the break - right.

So it looks like if I can get past the Douche Man - I gotta ride behind Geoff for a few now I'd imagine the view behind Buffy is better - but when your dealing with a damn curse, well .....
Posted By: Beth E

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/01/03 07:38 PM

Wow, you passed a guy who was sleeping for months and 2 guys not playing. Regular Einstein you are. I'm holding my own, and don't have to play with my Woody to do that.
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/01/03 07:47 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Big Daddy Don:
but when your dealing with a damn curse, well .....
That would be ME dealing with the damn curse today

And Beth - you don't have your own Woody unless you tapped one from the other team. (and let me tell you - Bad Daddy is VERY selfish with his....you'll see he usually likes bragging about going solo with his )

Damn girl, do I have to teach you EVERYTHING?
Posted By: Beth E

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/01/03 09:25 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by La Dolce Vita:
/QUOTE]Damn girl, do I have to teach you EVERYTHING?
I'm sloooooowly getting to read these guys on my own. I understand they don't like girls sharing their woody with them, they prefer to be with them all alone. They also have curses following them around. Now, I wouldn't mind putting a few under a spell or two. I can say up till now noone screams and throws a hissy fit when I share their ps. My pom poms are doing me ok so far. Being on the bottom ain't so bad.
Posted By: SC

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/01/03 11:10 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Beth E:
Being on the bottom ain't so bad.
We still talking "baseball"???
Posted By: Beth E

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/01/03 11:46 PM

There's more to life then just baseball. But then, you're the guy with the horse story.
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/02/03 12:31 AM

Damn you Buffy! Cursing my Moose like that! Bethie Pie, why didn't you take your Orioles today? So far you'd've done well

(I see Woody didn't take his Viagra this morning either; also losing 0-5)
Posted By: Beth E

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/02/03 12:54 AM

The O's against the Yanks? I'm crazy, not senile!!!! Moose must have the mumps or something. Don't worry, we blew it in late innings yesterday, we'll do it again. Chin up!
Posted By: SC

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/02/03 01:02 AM

My apologies to anyone else who picked the Cardinals' pitching staff. I did. If it wasn't for bad luck I wouldn't have any luck at all.
Posted By: Big Daddy Don

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/02/03 01:04 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by La Dolce Vita:
(and let me tell you - Bad Daddy is VERY selfish with his....
Hey that is a bit unfair. Granted when I play fantasy football I am used to where each player is only on one team. The fact that different teams can have the same player is new for me. So it is true that I take my picks and consider my picks personal so if I take Woody for example that is 'my Woody' so to say. And to say I am selfish with 'my Woody' though Buffy is not really fair, let's just say I am a bit particular with whom I would like to share my Woody with . For example I would NOT want Pork to get near my Woody cause only bad things will happen with the curse and all - it would be say unnatural, I shudder even thinking that thought - although nothing personal JGeoff :rolleyes: . However if my Woody can be used by others for mutual benefit, than that is a good thing . It is like when I started playing and if I took Kerry Wood for that day. I was always looking forward to having Wood, it was only a shame I didn't have Wood say for only every five games. So when I had Wood, needless to say I was feeling pretty cocky that day. But recently my Wood wasn't going as deep as I would have liked and that caused me to lose some ground, guess I didn't feel like I was keeping up with the others. But as I mentioned earlier I don't like to share my picks with just anyone and I certainly wouldn't want PLAW near my Wood - I would have to listen to all the statistics regarding my Wood - and when I make a pick, sometimes it is not based on stats but by a feeling I have. So I don't want to hear stats about my Wood, I am more concerned with the feeling of my Wood. Sooo as I mentioned I am not selfish only particular.

God I can't believe I just wasted five minutes of my life writing that stupid stuff. I need to get a life.
Posted By: SC

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/02/03 01:08 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by Big Daddy Don:
But recently my Wood wasn't going as deep as I would have liked
It happens to all us guys at one time or another.
Posted By: Big Daddy Don

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/02/03 01:11 AM

Hey SC - I hear you, but you know late in the game if the bases get loaded and if you have Wood that day you hate to have him pulled out, you much rather see him work through it.
Posted By: Beth E

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/02/03 01:13 AM

All that talk from BDD and I still don't know if I can play with his Woody. Is there a spare Woody anywhere around this place a girl can use in a jam?
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/02/03 01:13 AM

My Woody had a hard time early tonite, but has settled down.
Posted By: Beth E

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/02/03 01:15 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by plawrence:
My Woody had a hard time early tonite, but has settled down.
So your Woody is up for the challenge?
Posted By: Big Daddy Don

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/02/03 01:16 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by plawrence:
My Woody had a hard time early tonite, but has settled down.
PL - that is good to hear, I know you get up early in the morning and it is tough to sleep if your Woody is hmm acting up.
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/02/03 01:34 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by Big Daddy Don:
I don't like to share my picks with just anyone...
So, you take pics of your Woody??
Posted By: Beth E

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/02/03 01:37 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by J Geoff:
[quote]Originally posted by Big Daddy Don:
[b]I don't like to share my picks with just anyone...
So, you take pics of your Woody?? [/b][/quote]That sure beats pics of your civic. The line forms at the left.............
Posted By: Big Daddy Don

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/02/03 01:40 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by J Geoff:
So, you take pics of your Woody??
No I said 'picks' not 'pics'. You gotta be pretty cocky and have some set of balls to take a pic of your Woody.

Ok, so my best guess is we are operating here at about 3rd grade level, right. :p
Posted By: Beth E

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/02/03 01:42 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by Big Daddy Don:
[quote]Originally posted by J Geoff:
[b] So, you take pics of your Woody??
No I said 'picks' not 'pics'. You gotta be pretty cocky and have some set of balls to take a pic of your Woody.

Ok, so my best guess is we are operating here at about 3rd grade level, right. :p [/b][/quote]Actually it's 1st grade. Did you miss the thread on "Too Smart for the 1st grade?"
Posted By: Big Daddy Don

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/02/03 01:43 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by Beth E:
That sure beats pics of your civic.
Well don't forget JGeoff was pretty excited that day his Civic just got waxed and hey .....
Posted By: Beth E

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/02/03 01:46 AM

So THAT'S what made Geoff crash his car.........
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/02/03 01:49 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by Beth E:
That sure beats pics of your civic. The line forms at the left.............
JEEZ! (Indistinguishable muttering) Not a Fast n' Furious type of gal, huh? :p My new Civic is much cooler, though. I'll race your Chevette any day :p
Posted By: Beth E

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/02/03 01:50 AM

You'd win. My Chevette is a MTA bus!!! :p
Posted By: Big Daddy Don

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/02/03 02:31 AM

OK, I would like to take a minute to apologize for my immature behavior in taking this thread off it's intended track of baseball and into a 3rd grade humor level. I will try and redeem myself and get this back on a baseball track.

So for PL and DB it is the 8th inning and looks like your Woody got a good yank and subsequently pulled out. We'll see if the reliever can come fill in for him.

There that should hopefully do it.

Again my sincere apologies.
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/02/03 03:40 AM

Tuesday

PL...4214...St Loo (3) 31 4245
LD...4057...Yanks (-6) 29 4086
JG...4048...Yanks (-6) 14 4062
DB...3743...St Loo (3) 23 3766
BD...3671...LA (1) 13 3684
UU...3515...LA (1) 27 3542
OA...3363...Cleve (-1) 22 3385
HH...3323...Yanks (-6) 10 3333
SC...3267...St Loo (3) 36 3303
JJ....1418...Seatt (16) 31 1449
FS...0732...Yanks (-6) 10 0742
BE...0625....LA (1) 12 0637

Pretty scary...
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/02/03 03:43 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by J Geoff:
And for the record, until the last minute I had KC as my PS today.
22 pts

(kicking self over and over)

Hey, how about this one: Florida 20, Atlanta 1

Well... now that LA has given up 6 runs in the 7th, looks like we all suck today. Except (so far) JJ's Mariners
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/02/03 04:36 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by Big Daddy Don:
let's just say I am a bit particular with whom I would like to share my Woody with
Sure, we can talk.

Wow, this is what happens when grown men get Wood(y) only once every 3 or 4 days?.....

That was a damn fine paragraph you wrote Bad Daddy, just not sure what the hell you said! By the way - can't get cocky now with LA down 6-1 in the 8th!!

PS: I'm still in 2nd!!
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/02/03 05:01 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by Bad Daddy Don:
I seem to do well when I play by myself ....
At least I won't have to worry about that damn curse - at least for tonight. :p
What's that, Bad Daddy? :p

Granted, 1 pt is a little better than -6...
Posted By: Big Daddy Don

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/02/03 05:08 AM

So the guy with -6 is talking smack to the guy with at least a + number. Granted it is the lowest possible + number I can have - but hey it is still a plus. And yes with the curse I would have been in the minus area.

Besides when I wrote that I thought I was alone in my pick - I didn't realize that I also had the person who is anchoring last place taking the same PS also so .... :p

Funny how I never run out of lame excuses
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/02/03 05:23 AM

As a group, probably our worst day ever. :rolleyes:
-------------------------------
12 days to go
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/02/03 05:24 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by Big Daddy Don:
I also had the person who is anchoring last place taking the same PS also so ....
I see... blaming it on the Bethie Curse... You just wait 'til she gets up and sees that, in about 5 hrs...
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/02/03 05:39 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by plawrence:
As a group, probably our worst day ever.
Ahh, the mid-morning pee break, huh?

Maybe you should've said "worst day yet" instead... ya never know what tomorrow will bring!
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/02/03 09:58 AM

Wednesday

PL...4245...Mets
LD...4086...Boston
JG...4062...Boston
DB...3766...Toronto
BD...3684...Boston
UU...3542...LA
OA...3385...Cleve
HH...3333...Yanks
SC...3303...Boston
JJ....1449...Seattle
FS...0742...Yanks
BE...0637....Seattle
Posted By: Beth E

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/02/03 12:00 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by J Geoff:
[quote]Originally posted by Big Daddy Don:
[b]I also had the person who is anchoring last place taking the same PS also so ....
I see... blaming it on the Bethie Curse... You just wait 'til she gets up and sees that, in about 5 hrs... [/b][/quote]I SAW that. The hex is on you now BDD. I can afford to have minus days, after all, I'm just a, *gulp* Girl...you my friend are gonna kiss 5th place goodbye. You've been warned!!!!
Posted By: Big Daddy Don

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/02/03 01:16 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Beth E:
...you my friend are gonna kiss 5th place goodbye. You've been warned!!!!
:D
That's ok - have I ever mentioned that I did start 10 games late. :p

So what's this - seems you and your 'cohort in crime' on this board, Buffy, have this special voodoo now
Posted By: Beth E

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/02/03 01:36 PM

Vodoo? Is that what they're calling it these days? Never mess with a woman scorned, didn't you ever hear that? At least we don't whine. Whine, bitch, moan, whine, bitch, moan. That's all you guys do. *face slap* You can act like a man! Take Don Sicilia. He names himself after a feminine hygiene product. Now THAT's a real man.
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/02/03 02:09 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Big Daddy Don:
'cohort in crime'
sorry, I work alone.

As for voodoo, as with Bad Daddy's Woody, I am very selective on whom I use it. Wouldn't want to wear it out.

Um....would I????
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/02/03 02:13 PM

Sheesh, could I be MORE cursed today? Curse of Pork, Bad Daddy Curse, and the all dormant Rip Van Winkle curse.

Gotta hope the Mutts crash and burn. You know everyone has to break their slump at some time. For Hernandez, I hope it is today
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/02/03 03:59 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Beth E:
Take Don Sicilia. He names himself after a feminine hygiene product. Now THAT's a real man.


I'm comfortable with my masculinity. I don't need to go around proving to others how my Woody is stronger and works much deeper and later than their Woodys. I know how strong my Woody is!

Man, I must have caught a mutation of the Bad Daddy curse- the First Grade Humor curse.
Posted By: Beth E

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/02/03 04:02 PM

Ok, I give Big, Bad Daddy. What is your avatar of? Somebody in a tutu on someone's shoulders?
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/02/03 04:04 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by plawrence:
As a group, probably our worst day ever.
Who would have thunk that our 3 points from Woody would be the second highest pitching staff points for the day?!

I have noticed though that sometimes everyone does well. I remember maybe a couple of weeks ago when everyone got 70+ points and it wasn't even a doubleheader day.
Posted By: Beth E

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/02/03 04:06 PM

Please enlighten me what day that was DS. The only day I got a 71 was a d/h day. Unless, of course, I'm being left out of the group again.
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/02/03 04:08 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by J Geoff:
[quote]Originally posted by Don Sicilia:
[b]So how long do you think I'm going to have you as my view from my 4th place perch?
Only one day

(ouch, talk about jinxing myself!) [/b][/quote]So JG... You still in front of me??? :p

Which day were you talking about? :p
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/02/03 04:11 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Beth E:
Please enlighten me what day that was DS. The only day I got a 71 was a d/h day. Unless, of course, I'm being left out of the group again.
Of course I'm not leaving you out of the group. Actually, my timing might be off. It might have been before you joined.

So what do you think of the newly named Bethie curse? :p Is it real?
Posted By: Beth E

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/02/03 04:21 PM

As long as my named is being screamed out for any reason, it's all good. I have no curses. But I do have some I'd like to put under a spell.
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/02/03 04:23 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Beth E:
Somebody in a tutu on someone's shoulders?
Somebody?? SOMEBODY?? You don't recognize those legs?? Hey, that was no easy feat for me! Talk about a bumpy ride.

Ok Bad Daddy - we know about your alter ego (third grade humor be damned!) , but I miss Solozzo with a bullet in his head. That was so...so YOU!
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/02/03 04:29 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Don Sicilia:
[quote]Originally posted by J Geoff:
[b] Only one day

(ouch, talk about jinxing myself!)
So JG... You still in front of me??? :p

Which day were you talking about? :p [/b][/quote]Well, I did jinx myself. That's why I'm gonna keep quiet this time
Posted By: Big Daddy Don

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/02/03 04:32 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by La Dolce Vita:
[SOMEBODY?? You don't recognize those legs?? Hey, that was no easy feat for me! Talk about a bumpy ride.
Awwww, Yes I remember that day also - I kept messing up and falling down so it took longer for the picture.

So the avtar is of Austin Powers, I didn't get a chance to modify my 'ranking' yet. I like Solozzo also, had it for so long but thought time for a change, I don't know - if you can't even recognize him guess that defeats the purpose. Gotta have a bit of fun of life, I like to joke .
Posted By: Beth E

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/02/03 04:36 PM

What, are you trying to say that you have "Powers" now?
Posted By: Big Daddy Don

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/02/03 04:45 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Beth E:
What, are you trying to say that you have "Powers" now?
Well on those days that I have Woody .... oh nevermind I don't want to get started on all that again. I am working hard on keeping this to at least a 5th grade humor level
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/02/03 04:51 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Big Daddy Don:
I am working hard on
Posted By: Beth E

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/02/03 04:53 PM

His boss must be so pleased. Getting any work done there Bad Daddy?
Posted By: Big Daddy Don

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/02/03 04:58 PM

Actually I am off today But leaving now - gee I hate to leave with all the intellectual discussions going on too. :p

Have a good day everyone - the holiday weekend is nearly here.
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/02/03 04:58 PM

Even *I* missed that one, Buff! haha

Ahh, Bad Daddy got off today? Congrats!!
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/02/03 05:04 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by La Dolce Vita:
[quote]Originally posted by Big Daddy Don:
[b] I am working hard on
[/b][/quote]Buffy.. Mind... Gutter... :p
Posted By: Beth E

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/02/03 05:10 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by J Geoff:
:

Ahh, Bad Daddy got off today? Congrats!!
Jealous?? Don't worry, I'm sure your day is coming. (sp).
Posted By: Big Daddy Don

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/02/03 05:13 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by J Geoff:
:Ahh, Bad Daddy got off today? Congrats!!
It's called a 'Nooner' but thanks.

Damn, back to 3rd grade humor again and after all the strides I took.

Now I must go, I am late .... you kids behave yourselves now....
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/02/03 09:52 PM

Let's get back to business, here....

Yanks-Balt rained out, so no Brian Roberts or Derek Jeter for Buffy today , no Jeter for Douche, and no Giambi or Soriano for Big Daddy.
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12 days to go
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/02/03 09:55 PM

Yea, I just noticed it myself. Good thing I only have one player from the game instead of two. :p
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/02/03 10:04 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by plawrence:
no Brian Roberts or Derek Jeter for Buffy today , no Jeter for Douche, and no Giambi or Soriano for Big Daddy.
Okay, let's reexamine this sentence. Why is there a little grin man only by my name? You are absolutely giddy aren't you? Doucheman & Bad Daddy - both viable competetion but your contempt for me is apparent. :rolleyes:

MUTTS

Oh yeah. and...." "
Posted By: Beth E

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/02/03 10:15 PM

Orioles game rained out. How coinky dinky - Game in Baltimore, Beth in Baltimore...the curse begins!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/02/03 10:23 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by La Dolce Vita:
Okay, let's reexamine this sentence. Why is there a little grin man only by my name? You are absolutely giddy aren't you? Doucheman & Bad Daddy - both viable competetion but your contempt for me is apparent. :rolleyes:
You misunderstand me.

It is my HIGH REGARD for you, not contempt, that earns you the little green grin man. Seriously. At this point in the game, I DO NOT consider anyone but you and JG to be viable competition for first place. With all due respect to DB and BD, I don't think either one can make up 450-550 points in the time remaining.
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12 days to go
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/02/03 10:29 PM

I can't wait. In 13 days, I wanna be able to change my "PokerBuff" to "I spanked plawrence".

Difficult..not impossible
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/02/03 10:32 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by La Dolce Vita:
"I spanked plawrence".
Yet another line I won't touch
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/02/03 10:41 PM

A new guessing game.

Guess Which GF Fantasy BB I am.

Audio Hint: it's bad enough I pick catchers and DHs that don't play but now to lose players cause of weather.

Posted By: Beth E

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/02/03 10:46 PM

Poor Bad Daddy, all this, and he's got diaper rash too!

hint: learn how to check the weather by clicking on pitching probables and previewing the forecast. I know, you started 10 days late. Hell, I started 11 weeks late and figured that one out!
Posted By: Big Daddy Don

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/02/03 10:47 PM

Gee that's original - guess you thought of it all by yourself. :rolleyes:

I can't imagine who since I don't see that quote anywhere on the board Any other hints
Posted By: Beth E

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/02/03 10:54 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by plawrence:
[quote]Originally posted by La Dolce Vita:
[b] "I spanked plawrence".
Yet another line I won't touch [/b][/quote]It seems to me you won't have to. Buffy will be doing the "touching".
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/02/03 10:55 PM

Oh BDD - you weasel bastid! You're gonna DELETE your bitching just because I made a bit of funnin' at you? Yes, we ALL saw it, the four of us that are always hanging around at this time. The guy who realized Giambi and Soriano will be kicking back on the sofa tonight instead of batting balls.....

And Bethie dear....trash talk from the gal who asked me a few weeks ago the differences in the Wood(ies?)? And what Coors was? I love ya but I will eye you as any other formidable foe after the break. And this is NOT jello wrestling. This is SERIOUS competetion!!
Posted By: Big Daddy Don

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/02/03 10:59 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by La Dolce Vita:
Oh BDD - you weasel bastid! And Bethie dear....I will eye you as any other formidable foe after the break.



And Bethie, I too will also consider you a formidable foe until I have a lead that I feel is too far for you to make up on - my guess is probably game 3 or 4.
Posted By: Beth E

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/02/03 11:00 PM

Thank you for all your input on Woodies, B uff, and Coors??? Yeah...it's great chilled in a mug!! You still haven't answered my question on how many balls does it take for a walk and why do the guys scratch their privates. And you said you loved me...hmmmph!!
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/02/03 11:08 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Beth E:
why do the guys scratch their privates.
'Cuz they don't allow girls on the field......
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/02/03 11:23 PM

Can we please stick to business here? Enough with the double entendres and sexual innuendos. :rolleyes:

Delgado, homer in the first. Lowell, homer in the first. Seo, a 1-2-3 first with a strikeout.

Buffy, you can spank me anytime, except in Fantasy BB.
Bethie, you too (didn't you respond to my "Dom or Sub" question in one of the game threads with "Dom"?)
Posted By: Big Daddy Don

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/02/03 11:27 PM

Burnitz homered also. Of course I have none of those players. :rolleyes:
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/02/03 11:31 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by plawrence:
Let's get back to business, here....

Yanks-Balt rained out, so no Brian Roberts or Derek Jeter for Buffy today
Plaw, I just know you were hoping I'd have a couple as well! Go figure, the two days I don't have Brian Roberts (yesterday, when I should've; and today, when I'm glad I didn't)...

Oh darn, we gotta wait over a month for that D-H. Darn darn darn! (Whew! )

And dammit Buff w/ your Lowell - he only does something when I don't have him??! At least Delgaydo hit one out for me (finally), too :p

Added: Sheesh! Another ol' regular... Jason Phillips, too. Add that to Vernon Wells, Garciapara, Trot Nixon... shesh! Guess I should be happy with one of 'em... though Buffy has TWO! :p

Added: Woohoo! I guess Delgado's 2nd one makes up for Lowell :p

I'll be back later tonight...
Posted By: Beth E

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/02/03 11:39 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by plawrence:
Can we [b]please stick to business here? Buffy, you can spank me anytime, except in Fantasy BB.
Bethie, you too (didn't you respond to my "Dom or Sub" question in one of the game threads with "Dom"?) [/b]
This, in the same breathe he asks the sexual innuendo to stop. What! You expect me to say sub??????
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/03/03 12:19 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by Beth E:
What! You expect me to say sub??????
Sure I do if that's what you are. Nothing to be ashamed of...
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/03/03 12:58 AM

I'm in big trouble tonight....
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/03/03 03:14 AM

Wednesday

PL...4245...Mets (-12) 24 4269
LD...4086...Boston (27) 53 4139
JG...4062...Boston (27) 62 4124
DB...3766...Toronto (20) 43 3809
BD...3684...Boston (27) 47 3731
UU...3542...LA (17) 43 3585
OA...3385...Cleve (-9) 7 3392
SC...3303...Boston (27) 50 3353
HH...3333...Yanks (ppd) 10 3343
JJ....1449...Seattle (32) 45 1494
FS...0742...Yanks (ppd) 12 0754
BE...0637....Seattle (32) 71 0708

Congrats to SC, for passing up the non-playing HH
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/03/03 03:18 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by plawrence:
I'm in big trouble tonight....
Seo, you didn't learn last time? A Mutt is a Mutt is a Mutt...
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/03/03 10:02 AM

Thursday

PL...24 4269 Cleve
LD...54 4140 LA
JG...63 4125 Cleve
DB...43 3809 LA
BD...47 3731 LA
UU...33 3575 LA
OA....7 3392 Cleve
SC...50 3353 SF
HH...10 3343 Yanks
JJ....45 1491 Seatt
FS...12 0754 Yanks
BE...71 0708 SF
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/03/03 10:47 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by J Geoff:
Seo, you didn't learn last time? A Mutt is a Mutt is a Mutt...
I figured he owed me. Silly me. Could have been worse though. Caught the "unearned runs" break like Pedro did.
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11 days to go
Posted By: Beth E

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/03/03 12:22 PM

Ooohh.. a lovely 71 for me. And no d/h either. Fathersson, can you feel my footsteps? I'm coming for you. What were you saying BDD????? Hmmmm....me and SC with same PS today. You don't have any hexes on me, do ya SC?
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/03/03 02:03 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by plawrence:
Wednesday

PL...24 4269 Cleve
LD...54 4140 LA
JG...63 4125 Cleve
DB...43 3809 LA
Veddddddddy Interesting!

A lineup like this can sure determine points and possible movement at the end of the day today....

Out of these four, Pork and I are the only ones who loaded up on double-header peeps. But at least we chose different pitching today.

Kenny Rogers gonna be putting the chicken curse on Pork 'N Plaw today. I will only do this once today, I promise:

INDIANS
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/03/03 02:39 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by La Dolce Vita:

Out of these four, Pork and I are the only ones who loaded up on double-header peeps. But at least we chose different pitching today.

Which doubleheader Buffy? At the ESPN site, it said there were two Baltimore - Toronto games at 7:05 Eastern. Is that the one?
Posted By: Beth E

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/03/03 02:43 PM

Boy, I'm glad I have 4 Birds. BTW..look at who's the winner of this week so far!!! I know, don't speak so soon.
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/03/03 02:44 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by La Dolce Vita:
[quote]Originally posted by plawrence:
[b] Wednesday

PL...24 4269 Cleve
LD...54 4140 LA
JG...63 4125 Cleve
DB...43 3809 LA
Veddddddddy Interesting!
[/b][/quote]Hmm, I noticed you left out Bad Daddy... you trying to avoid The Curse that way?

Then again...the way PL has been pickin'em lately, I don't know...
Posted By: Big Daddy Don

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/03/03 02:48 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by J Geoff:
Hmm, I noticed you left out Bad Daddy...
:(

Regarding the DH, I didn't see one either, damn I hope I didn't miss another one. I saw the Toronto game twice on ESPN but it was the same time and when I checked another site there was no mention of a DH.
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/03/03 02:50 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Big Daddy Don:
Regarding the DH, I didn't see one either, damn I hope I didn't miss another one. I saw the Toronto game twice on ESPN but it was the same time and when I checked another site there was no mention of a DH.
Yea, I didn't find the DH in other sites too. I hope I didn't miss it either- especially the chance at doubling up on those Toronto hitters.
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/03/03 02:53 PM

Oh crap! It's not a double-header? It's an added day? Shiiiiiit! :rolleyes:

Buff and I must've both took the words "rescheduled for Thurs July 3" as a D-H when it's not. Damn ESPN site showing two games didn't help either. Ahh well...

I wouldn't have picked CC today had I realized it :rolleyes:
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/03/03 02:59 PM

IT IS a double-header. Because back on June 17, the game was ppd and it was rescheduled for July 3 - which is today.

I wrote it down in my little black book.

What about you DB? I thought you programmed them all in your Palm Pilot??

Last night, the pitching probables page showed two games but with the same pitchers - I paid no mind since I was not taking pitching anyway....

But I remember June 17 well. Sportscenter AND the site stated DH today.
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/03/03 03:01 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by J Geoff:
I wouldn't have picked CC today had I realized it :rolleyes:
CC? Help?

Tell me I am not blonde so early in the morning....

Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/03/03 03:06 PM

CC Sabathia :p

Buff, I think today's game was scheduled on an off-day. It was originally a 3-game set, and now it's a 4-game set, over four days. Not a D-H.
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/03/03 03:07 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by J Geoff:
Buff and I must've both took the words "rescheduled for Thurs July 3" as a D-H when it's not. Damn ESPN site showing two games didn't help either. Ahh well...

No comprende....?

So they just moved the game to this date? Hmm, wonder why it shows twice with different pitchers allbeit with the same time.

Guess you are mad huh Pork? 8 offensive players from one game. Thank God for my expensive Dodgers, I couldn't afford to load up quite that much.

Like I said, should make for an interesting day. And of course, most are late games. Should be a late night too
Posted By: Big Daddy Don

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/03/03 03:07 PM

Gee another rainout in Baltimore would be nice now :p

Just wondering if the two of you can share whatever medication you are taking with the rest of us. Is not fair, not to share
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/03/03 03:09 PM

Medication? Naw, no medicated. Although my blonde roots ARE beginning to show.

CC? All I had on my brain was Coco Crisp.

.
.
.
.
.
.
.

Medication? yes, please....
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/03/03 03:13 PM

I have a question...

Out of 9 of us somewhat intelligent, baseball savvy players (and Bethie ) why is it that only Pork and I managed to read June 17th the same way? I wrote it down that day and forgot about it 'till yesterday.

Sucks.

Anyhoo....GO DODGERS!! I need Kevin to give me about 35 points tonight!
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/03/03 03:13 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by La Dolce Vita:
All I had on my brain was Coco Crisp.
Well, I tell you one thing... Coco Crispies better have a good day behind Sabathia!
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/03/03 03:15 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by La Dolce Vita:
What about you DB? I thought you programmed them all in your Palm Pilot??
It wasn't in there. Either I missed it or I figured out that it was rescheduled on an off-day. I can't remember.

In any case, loading up on Toronto and Baltimore hitters isn't exactly such a bad thing. Pork and Buff most likely took the stars from those teams anyway- I wouldn't mind having Delgado, Wells and Mora playing on my team. But then again, I'm in 4th place!
Posted By: Big Daddy Don

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/03/03 03:18 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by La Dolce Vita:
why is it that only Pork and I managed to read June 17th the same way? I wrote it down that day and forgot about it 'till yesterday.

I need Kevin to give me about 35 points tonight!
It is not that you and Pork read it wrong - it is that you never checked last night if it was on. Remember in school always check your work.

And I have LA also and I need points so I hope Kevin gives you all that you want and more.
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/03/03 03:21 PM

I took Delgado, Roberts (always, haha) Woodward, Wells and Gibbons. Tried not to spend money on scrubs. Seriously, when you take a team like the Dodgers, it's tough to launder the $$ effectively. I spent 50 mill to the penny. And I USUALLY have money left over.

By the way....yesterday I felt like I was a day off. Wells and Kinkade homered and Delgado had 2.

And the weekend approaches. I have that funny sinking feeling again!
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/03/03 03:22 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by La Dolce Vita:
I have a question...

Out of 9 of us somewhat intelligent, baseball savvy players (and Bethie ) why is it that only Pork and I managed to read June 17th the same way? I wrote it down that day and forgot about it 'till yesterday.

Sucks.

Anyhoo....GO DODGERS!! I need Kevin to give me about 35 points tonight!
June 17th was when I had no internet access so I think I just missed it. Luckily for me, it wasn't scheduled to be a doubleheader.

Today is the first time I'm using the Dodgers all season- another reason I'm in 4th place. Go Dodgers!
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/03/03 03:33 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Big Daddy Don:
I hope Kevin gives you all that you want and more.
Oooooh, baby.

Ok, before PL crawls out of the woodwork and smacks my hand, I need clarification...

The last game of this fantasy half is Sunday, right? Then after the break we all revert back to zero? Do the salaries start lower then too? Are we gonna have a first half champ and a second half champ or putting it all on the line for the end of the season? Is anyone tired of this and not returning after the break? Do you believe in life after love? Do you really want to hurt me? Does anybody really know what time it is? Does anybody really care?
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/03/03 03:34 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Don Sicilia:
Luckily for me, it wasn't scheduled to be a doubleheader.
You are a CRUEL man, DB. Simply cruel.
Posted By: Beth E

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/03/03 03:44 PM

[QUOTE]Originally posted by La Dolce Vita:
Is anyone tired of this and not returning after the break?
You can't get rid of me that easily.
Do you believe in life after love?
I thought you didn't type nasty words? LOVE...that's a mighty big 4 letter word.
Do you really want to hurt me?
I'll leave that for the gentlemen.
Does anybody really know what time it is?
It's game time. Any dawgs in the house?
Does anybody really care?
I care about getting out of here at 4 oclock and enjoying a 3 day weekend.
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/03/03 03:46 PM

Here, I'll take a few...

The last game of this fantasy half is Sunday, right?

I think the last game is on July 13th, according to the schedule.

Then after the break we all revert back to zero?

I think so.

Do the salaries start lower then too?

I don't know. My guess is that player values just continue on.

Are we gonna have a first half champ and a second half champ or putting it all on the line for the end of the season?

I think JG mentioned earlier that there will be two champs. What was the name of that poster again... "The Kiss"?!

Is anyone tired of this and not returning after the break?

I'm coming back. What am I going to do for the first 10 minutes of work otherwise?!

Do you believe in life after love? Do you really want to hurt me? Does anybody really know what time it is? Does anybody really care?

These questions are too deep to answer on an empty stomach. Lunch in an hour and fifteen. I'll spend it pondering. :p
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/03/03 03:51 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Don Sicilia:
I think JG mentioned earlier that there will be two champs. What was the name of that poster again... "The Kiss"?!
The two champs have to reinact the "Kiss" poster?????

Well, that puts a new spin on things....
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/03/03 03:56 PM

There are no regular games Mon, Tues, and Wed, so that should answer your question. The official schedule is here .

As for GBB, there will be two winners, one for each "half". The prize is a Godfather DVD poster that's a montage of Brando, Pacino from GF2 and Pacino from GF3. Very nice, I must say. (Too bad De Niro isn't on it )

Hmm, The Kiss... good idea!

Points will go back to zero; it's a separate game. As for player values, in the past they've gone down a little, but I wouldn't expect much.
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/03/03 04:02 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by La Dolce Vita:
The two champs have to reinact the "Kiss" poster?????

Well, that puts a new spin on things....
If plaw wins the first half... hmmm... Can I change my answer about coming back for the 2nd half?! :p
Posted By: Beth E

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/03/03 04:11 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by J Geoff:

As for GBB, there will be two winners, one for each "half". The prize is a Godfather DVD poster that's a montage of Brando, Pacino from GF2 and Pacino from GF3. Very nice, I must say. (Too bad De Niro isn't on it )

Isn't Buffy still waiting for her poster from last year? Boy, that gives "you" all something to look forward to.
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/03/03 04:24 PM

No, my side bets mean nothing actually - all for fun. I'd rather be a champ and just be "in your face". Although when plaw owes you dinner from a football bet, he will bet you in baseball "double or nothing". Again, if I could somehow pull this one out, which is better - din-din on plaw or to be "in his face"?

Remember, under Phoebe's picture: "I spanked plawrence".

Dare to dream.
Posted By: B. B. Cheese

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/03/03 04:33 PM

Watch out for the Giants! Did you see that rookie pitcher Williams pitch? Fabulous!


So much for Arizona's streak...
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/03/03 05:07 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Beth E:
[QUOTE]Originally posted by J Geoff:
[qb]Isn't Buffy still waiting for her poster from last year?
Yup I figured I might as well wait 'til this half is over, just in case. Besides, I need to go out and get some poster tubes :p
Posted By: Big Daddy Don

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/03/03 05:18 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by J Geoff:
Besides, I need to go out and get some poster tubes :p
Sounds like you are giving up? If you win there is no need for poster tubes. You keep this negative attitude up DB is gonna pass you.

If you don't watch out Last Place Bethie may get on top of you also. I know Bethie - you started 11 weeks late blah, blah - I can't wait till the second half just so we don't have to hear that lame excuse anymore. :p
Posted By: Beth E

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/03/03 05:24 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Big Daddy Don:
[QUOTE]Originally posted by J Geoff:
[qb]
If you don't watch out Last Place Bethie may get on top of you also.
I said I like being on the bottom! :p
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/03/03 05:25 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Big Daddy Don:
Sounds like you are giving up? If you win there is no need for poster tubes.
Okay, it's shear laziness... and the fact that I never think to pick'em up when I'm out. But give up? Hell no! I need one for Buffy anyway, from a football bet
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/03/03 05:27 PM

Hmmm... one on top, one on bottom... sounds like a Pork sandwich! Mmmmm....
Posted By: Beth E

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/03/03 05:29 PM

See....told you being below you guys wasn't all bad. Now tell me, whoever remebers who's in 5th place?
Posted By: Big Daddy Don

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/03/03 05:30 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by J Geoff:
Hmmm... one on top, one on bottom... sounds like a Pork sandwich! Mmmmm....
Hmm in my message I said DB would be on top if you keep up the negative thinking - you go for that kind of sandwich?

Not that there is anything wrong with that ....
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/03/03 05:50 PM

Err uhh... I kinda was hoping Buffy would be on top... just not in fantasy baseball!
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/03/03 06:01 PM

And for that, I say thank you JG!

But in the famous words of Seinfeld and now Bad Daddy... "Not that there's anything wrong with that!"
Posted By: Big Daddy Don

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/03/03 06:18 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Don Sicilia:
And for that, I say thank you JG!
Hey DB - you know if you wouldn't have said anything - you might have been in line for a poster too.
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/03/03 06:32 PM

Allow me to chime in, rather late, on the doubleheader discussion, as if anyone cares...

I was unaware of a DH today, but this morning when I saw JG's roster I almost flipped. I had noticed the two games listed, but with the same starting times and different pitchers I assumed it was a mistake.

I was somewhat re-assured after seeing that the official websites of both teams made no mention of a DH today, but still not totally convinced.

I looked at the MLB scoreboard for June 17th, the original date of the game, and it said something like "Postponed. Rescheduled for July 3rd," NOT "rescheduled for July 3rd as part of a doubleheader" as they say when that's the case.

But I'm still not 100% convinced they won't be playing two today.
Posted By: Big Daddy Don

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/03/03 06:36 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by plawrence:
But I'm still not 100% convinced they won't be playing two today.
PL - rest easy, there is only ONE game with them.
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/03/03 06:50 PM

There is only one game. I mistook "postponed" as a double-header. You know what happens when you ASSuME...

I read in a couple places that this was a 3-game series, and now it's a 4-game series, over 4 days.

What really is making me sweat is now the weather calls for isolated t-storms in Baltimore. Yesterday it said partly cloudy. If that game is postponed, I'm royally screwed with 1 offensive player (who was 0-4 yesterday) and one mediocre PS
Posted By: Beth E

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/03/03 07:07 PM

Don't get your blood pressure up. T'Storms were this morning. By game time it's supposed to clear up. At least that's what OUR weathermen say, or else I wouldn't have picked 4 birds.
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/03/03 07:49 PM

Thursday Repost

PL...4269 Cleve (29) 57
LD...4140 LA (10) 34
JG...4125 Cleve (29) 57
DB...3809 LA (10) 37
BD...3731 LA (10) 22
UU...3575 LA (10) 22
OA...3392 Cleve (29) 40
SC...3353 SF (-16) 31
HH...3343 Yanks (dnp) 25
JJ....1491 Seatt (4) 18
FS...0754 Yanks (dnp) 17
BE...0708 SF (-16) 11
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/03/03 07:51 PM

Looks like SC's reign over HH will be shortlived. The Cards put up an 8 spot on the Giants in the 2nd inning.

Bethie... Weren't you asking earlier if SC had any curses with him?!? Or was it the Bethie curse?!
Posted By: Beth E

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/03/03 09:34 PM

Ugghhh! I guess the SC curse has been spawned. What the hell did I ever do to him?
Posted By: SC

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/03/03 09:53 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Beth E:
I guess the SC curse has been spawned. What the hell did I ever do to him?
I was about to ask YOU the same thing. I make some progress and then the next day my selections would've been better if I picked them by doing "eenie, meenie, miney, moe".
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/04/03 12:42 AM

Jeez, this false "double-header" is killing me... I got rid of Ramirez and Stairs, and today BOTH of them hit 2 out, and Finley hit one out... that's 5 HR's (so far) I could've had today!!!! :rolleyes:
Posted By: Big Daddy Don

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/04/03 01:05 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by J Geoff:
Jeez, this false "double-header" is killing me... I got rid of Ramirez and Stairs, and today BOTH of them hit 2 out, and Finley hit one out... that's 5 HR's (so far) I could've had today!!!! :rolleyes:


Posted By: SC

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/04/03 01:14 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by Don Sicilia:
Looks like SC's reign over HH will be shortlived.
Not so fast, DS. In spite of the piss poor Giants' p.s. performance I STILL gained ground over HH.

(Somehow there is no feeling of victory over beating up on someone who ain't even playing the game).
Posted By: Beth E

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/04/03 01:20 AM

Off-ense, off-ense, off-ense. Thank GOD for my couple Birds to get me out of the jam SC's curse got me into. It looks like fathersson isn't playing tonight either. I MAY just gain some ground on him or break even. You know what you can do with your curse SC? I'm gonna have to keep a closer eye on you.
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/04/03 02:30 AM

Well guys, if you're gonna catch me, this may be the chance you've been waiting for...

I'm leaving for St. Bart's tomorrow morning with no laptop. I spoke to someone at the hotel where I'll be staying, who assured me in very broken English that I could use their computer for a little while after 6 PM each day, but who knows?

If you see me with the same team for Saturday that I have tomorrow, then you'll know I'm in trouble.

I'll try to be around early in the AM tomorrow to add the pitching staffs for Friday to JG's update and for a final bon voyage
---------------------------------------
10 days and some change to go
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/04/03 02:17 PM

Friday - Happy 4th Everyone!

PS - Total Daily Points

PL 4326 Cubbies 11
JG 4182 Cubbies 11
LD 4174 Mariners 30
DB 3846 Braves 45
BD 3753 Cubbies -1
UU 3597 Dodgers 38
OA 3432 Indians 2
SC 3384 Braves 51
HH 3368 Yankers 15
JJ 1509 Mariners 33
FS 771 Yankers 1
BE 719 Mariners 34
Posted By: Big Daddy Don

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/04/03 02:41 PM

sniff sniff - I smell bad pork

Enjoy the holiday everyone.
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/04/03 05:02 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Don Sicilia:
BD 3753 Cubbies
Oh, just great! Looks like Wood's gonna be limp today... :rolleyes:

Happy 4th otherwise!!
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/04/03 07:31 PM

Limp Wood so far. Edmonds and Pujols hit HR's already in the 1st. Damn you, Bad Daddy! :p

I'm outta here... hopefully when I come back tonight things will look better
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/05/03 07:21 AM

Dammit, I got home too late to see HOW BADLY I got clobbered. Yeah, I know the sCrUBS gave up 11 runs... sigh... but it's too late (or early, depends how you look at it) to see overall...

But in any event... g'night... hope everyone had as good a 4th as I did
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/05/03 02:06 PM

Saturday

PL 4337 ChiSox (8) 33 4370
LD 4204 ChiSox (8) 22 4226
JG 4193 Giants (8) 31 4224
DB 3891 Giants (8) 49 3940
BD 3752 Giants (8) 21 3773
UU 3635 Dodgers (35) 88 3723
OA 3434 Indians (22) 73 3507
SC 3435 ChiSox (8) 51 3486
HH 3383 Yankees (-9) 13 3396
JJ 1542 Seattle (23) 63 1605
BE 0753 Giants (8) 36 0789
FS 0772 Yankees (-9) 13 0785

Dammit, PL - No fair using the hotel's computer to change your roster! :p
Posted By: Beth E

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/05/03 03:04 PM

Oooooh..only 19 point from me and fathersson. But, wait, what do I see? A case of the curses of Bad Daddy and pork together! Oh well, I guess I can count passing fathersson goodbye, just for today anyway.
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/05/03 03:07 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Beth E:
But, wait, what do I see? A case of the curses of Bad Daddy and pork together!
Maybe today, they'll cancel each other out!
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/05/03 03:20 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by J Geoff:
Err uhh... I kinda was hoping Buffy would be on top...
See how easy that was???
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/05/03 03:34 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by La Dolce Vita:
[quote]Originally posted by J Geoff:
[b] Err uhh... I kinda was hoping Buffy would be on top...
See how easy that was??? [/b][/quote]You left out the rest of that sentence!
Posted By: Beth E

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/05/03 06:29 PM

Go Red Sox! Go Red Sox. The Yanks aren't in negative numbers yet, but Clemens isn't here today. Which looks very good from where I sit.

For all you who say I don't know baseball, the trivia question at Red Sox/Yanks game was "who was the first major leaque player to have their jersey retired?" I guessed Lou Gehrig. The answer was.....Lou Gehrig. So....take THAT!
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/05/03 09:46 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Beth E:
Go Red Sox! Go Red Sox.
Why you hatin', dawg?

Go Toronto! Go Toronto! :p
Posted By: Beth E

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/05/03 09:52 PM

Touchy, touchy Geoff. I had to root for the Red Sox as my nearest competitor had the Yanks. And Toronto can do all it wants. I'm not a die hard Orioles fan. As long as the Birds I have get me some points. :p
Posted By: fathersson

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/05/03 10:40 PM

Of I am so sorry Beth, I have not been changing my team all week. I am just waiting for the 2nd half to begin.It made no sense worrying about things this late. I think I have the basics down for now.
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/05/03 11:05 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by J Geoff:


Dammit, PL - No fair using the hotel's computer to change your roster! :p
No Picnic, this. It's a French keyboard; the A and Q are reversed, the commas, periods, quotation marks etc are all over the place, the number keys are upper case...friggin pain
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9 days to go
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/05/03 11:35 PM

hey PL, I think I hear your girlfriend callin' you...and she DOESN'T sound happy!

Go ahead, take a vacation. We'll wait for you!
Posted By: Beth E

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/06/03 12:53 AM

Go whoooooooooooo Geoff???? 9-0 Birds in the 6th. You did have an orange next to Toronto, so maybe the curse thought you were hexing the Blue Jays. Aye, I can't be too rough on you. You're too cute when you try to be mean.
Posted By: Beth E

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/06/03 01:26 PM

Well, look who's in last place. Clue, it's not ME. I think someone...cough, cough, BAD DADDY, cough, sniff.....owes me an apology. :p
Posted By: fathersson

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/06/03 02:39 PM

Beth, poor Beth letting someone get under your skin over this? Oh My, some hunger for that trash talk, no wonder baseball is in so much trouble!
Posted By: Beth E

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/06/03 03:23 PM

I'm not as cocky as some, but I'm working on it. Join in the fun fathersson!!!
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/06/03 03:40 PM

SHIT, Buffy!! We both posted the lineup, and both deleted it!! All that work - haha
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/06/03 03:43 PM

Sunday

PL 4370 Royals (19) 51 4421
LD 4232 Woody (28) 37 4269
JG 4224 Oakland (8) 19 4243 :rolleyes:
DB 3940 Philly (12) 24 3964
BD 3773 Royals (19) 46 3819
UU 3723 Dodgers (17) 47 3770
OA 3507 Indians (20) 43 3550
SC 3486 Philly (12) 31 3517
HH 3396 Yankees (34) 74 3470
JJ 1605 Mariners (9) 33 1638
FS 0785 Yankees (34) 59 0844
BE 0789 Royals (19) 29 0818
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/06/03 03:45 PM

I thought you were not around!! Just tryin' to help a guy out.

So - proof we think TOO much alike.

Like in the instance of sharing FOUR offensive players today? Thank God we have different pitching staffs!! We have to quit with this 2-4-6-8- point dance that we do!

OAKLAND
KC

That oughtta do it!
Posted By: Beth E

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/06/03 04:44 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by La Dolce Vita:


OAKLAND
KC

That oughtta do it!
What did I do to get involved in this hex of yours. Bad enough I got the Bad Daddy curse again. Now buffy is working her magic on me. I guess after today I'll get reacquainted with my perch from the bottom of the heap.
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/06/03 05:40 PM

This week, by far, must be our group's worst week ever- collectively. Exhibit A: The only one with a remote chance of passing 300 points is Rip Van Winkle himself, SC.
Posted By: SC

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/06/03 05:54 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Don Sicilia:
The only one with a remote chance of passing 300 points is Rip Van Winkle himself, SC.
Sorry if I made you guys look bad this week.

I probably won't get to 300, though. The Phillies' p.s. (my pick today) is getting hit early.
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/06/03 05:56 PM

I'm hoping to pass 200 :rolleyes:
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/06/03 05:59 PM

I hope you make 300 this week, SC! That means the Philly PS recovered and did well. Oh did I mention I picked Philly also!
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/06/03 10:18 PM

Can I just say this has GOT to be my worst day ever all season? Only 4 pm here and all my guys are done. Spent. Gone home. 'Cept for one. Guess I will end the week in 3rd unless Alex from AZ can have phenomonal day against Nomo.... :rolleyes:

7 Oh-ffensive points. Unfreakinbelievable!
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/06/03 11:03 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by La Dolce Vita:
hey PL, I think I hear your girlfriend callin' you...and she DOESN'T sound happy!
Yeah, she's calling me...away from looking at topless women of all ages in thongs
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7 days to go
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/06/03 11:33 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by La Dolce Vita:
7 Oh-ffensive points. Unfreakinbelievable!
Oh, BOO-HOO!! You still ended up with over 35 for the day! Try ANOTHER 8 pt PS today ( :rolleyes: ), for a whopping 19 pts total to leave me with freakin' 199 for the WEEK!! So please, stop your crying! :p YOUR bullSHITpen didn't give up 4 in the last 2 innings...

I can't pick'm to save my life this week. I'm always a day early or a day late. One week to go. Difficult, and impossible.
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/06/03 11:40 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by plawrence:
topless women of all ages in thongs
I hope the ratio of those under 40 to those over 80 is good
Posted By: Big Daddy Don

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/07/03 12:32 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by J Geoff:
Oh, [b]BOO-HOO!! You still ended up with 35 for the day! [/b]
I hear you. I just got in and saw this and thought maybe her PS scratched out with a 0 today for a total of 7 points but 35 and she is crying the blues - yes we all feel your pain Buffy.

And Beth - first congrats on dragging yourself out of the benchment and seeing a bit of sunlight. Although I saw very little gloating on your part - you getting soft on us? And I will inform you there is no Bad Daddy Curse, the only curse is the Curse of Pork. That was evident today. I used to think it was only when Pork Chop and I choose the same PS - I thought maybe too much testosterone But I saw today that even without me - he still goes down in flames. And see we both had the same PS and we did OK - not great but a solid 19. Hopefully this will put to end any notion of a BD curse.

I am just glad this week is over though - uggh I could get nothing right - and what slim shot I had at 4th is pretty much gone.
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/07/03 12:53 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by Big Daddy Don:
Beth - first congrats on dragging yourself out of the benchment and seeing a bit of sunlight. Although I saw very little gloating on your part - you getting soft on us?
Good thing, cuz she's back in the cellar after tonight

And Bethie, don't listen to Bad Daddy -- next to my Curse of Pork (which does exist, apparently) and Buffy's Voodoo, there's nothing stronger than the Bad Daddy Curse! Hmm, wait, come to think of it, Buffy's Voodoo is stronger: The Orange Hex!!
Posted By: Beth E

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/07/03 01:15 AM

No gloating on my part? What part of, "someone, cough, cough, BAD DADDY, cough, sniff, owes me an apology" don't you call gloating? But as Geoff so bluntly pointed out after today I'm right down where I belong. That's ok, I got homesick. I missed talking to my friends who live underneath the basement
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/07/03 03:54 AM

Not actively playing right now:
HH 74 pts
FS 59 pts
UU 47 pts
OA 43 pts
JJ 33 pts

Me? Who spends at least an hour/day looking at this stuff? 19 pts, the worst of everyone today!! Do I have to stop playing to have a good week? Oh wait, I was #1 for the week last week with 402 pts. This must be payback for something I did in a past life or something...

OR, maybe it's Buffy's oranges! Yeah, that's it! Her pair of oranges distract me so much that I choke under the pressure!

Bethie, where're your pom-poms? Can you shake'm around a little while it's still the First Half of the game? Please?
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/07/03 05:11 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by J Geoff:
LD 4232 Woody (28) 37 [b]4269
[/b]
Proof that you guys don't know how to handle your Woody? He did just fine with me!

Must be my pair of oranges that did it!

(thank God with only 9 OH-ffensive points! )
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/07/03 07:28 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by La Dolce Vita:
Must be my pair of oranges that did it!
Well, finally you admit it!!
Posted By: SC

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/07/03 10:27 AM

Monday's picks

PL 4421 Red Sox
LD 4269 Braves
JG 4243 Red Sox
DB 3964 Braves
BD 3819 Braves
UU 3770 Dodgers
OA 3550 DNP
SC 3517 Braves
HH 3470 Yanks
JJ 1638 Braves
FS 844 Yanks
BE 818 Braves

Half of us picked The Braves to beat up on The Mets.
Posted By: Beth E

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/07/03 12:06 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by J Geoff:


Bethie, where're your pom-poms? Can you shake'm around a little while it's still the First Half of the game? Please? [/QB]
What, am I just here for you amusement???? I see, I'm not a ball player but I can shake my pom poms? I feel so cheap!
Posted By: fathersson

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/07/03 01:30 PM

Cheap is Good
Don't feel bad Beth, Shaking one's Pom Poms is something that has gone on since the being of time. In fact Adam may have biten the apple but it was Eve's Pom Poms that caught his eye!

Geoff- Maybe you folks try to hard!
Relax- things will Come out in the end!
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/07/03 01:49 PM

Congrats SC on winning week 14!

Just one week to go for the first half.

Here are some of the more interesting races (< 100 points)...

Race for 2nd place: 26 points between Buffy and Pork
Race for 7th place: 33 points between OA and SC
Race not to be in last place: 26 points between FS and Bethie
Posted By: SC

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/07/03 01:55 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Beth E:
I see, I'm not a ball player but I can shake my pom poms? I feel so cheap!
But they're great pom-poms! :p
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/07/03 02:05 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Don Sicilia:

Race for 2nd place: 26 points between Buffy and Pork
Gosh DB, you act like we have conceded 1st place to the vacationing thong ogler PL!!...

But yes, we ain't foolin' anyone. The race for 2nd place is like watching a freakin' tennis match. Today should be interesting - Pork and I only share one offensive player and different pitching staffs. Somebody SHOULD make some points over the other one today!

But alas, I have a case of the Bad Daddy's today. Hope the strain of Curse of Pork is more lethal!
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/07/03 02:13 PM

Oh joy! The Bos/NYY game is early today. Should know how Pedro did by the time I leave work today. GO MOOSE! Atlanta will be televised here tonight. All in all - a fun day, no?
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/07/03 02:24 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Beth E:
What, am I just here for you amusement??
No, but your pom-poms used to bring me some luck
Posted By: Beth E

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/07/03 02:25 PM

Well that explains why SC was in last place all that time. The magic missed it's mark.
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/07/03 02:26 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by La Dolce Vita:
GO MOOSE!
Do you realize how hard it was for me to pick against the Yanks? Well, I just thought to myself, hey, everyone's gonna pick Boston, I might as well play dee-fense a bit --and-- I thought, if it was Pedro vs any other team, I'd've picked him anyway, so there you go...

Of course the Curse of Pork will come into play; so, I'm sorry PL!
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/07/03 02:29 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by La Dolce Vita:
Gosh DB, you act like we have conceded 1st place to the vacationing thong ogler PL!!...
I know you guys haven't quit, but looking through the numbers, it's rare to make up 150 points in one week if everyone is playing all week. And if Plaw is willing to take off one hour everyday while he's on freaking vacation (that's one hour away from sunbathing thong-clad women I wouldn't give up :p ), then it's pretty safe to say that he'll be playing all week.
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/07/03 02:40 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by J Geoff:
I'm sorry PL!
You are apologizing to PL? Well I am not sorry for this:

BOSOX


I love you guys but if I was vacationing far away, I would be partaking in a different kind of fantasy than baseball. Perhaps even being a topless sunbathing thong clad woman myself. Screw that french speaking keyboard, I would've taken a laptop!

btw - I will be at Coors Field Friday night. Granted, not topless but I'll be the one wearing a white tube top holding up the sign "HOLA! FELLOW GANGSTER BBC'ers!!" It IS possible that *I* may be without internet access for 3 days *gasp*! What a way to end the week huh?

I'll worry about that tomorrow
Posted By: Beth E

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/07/03 02:43 PM

Boy, the guys are in luck. They'll have the bb all to themselves for 3 days. Take advantage of my 3 day excursion as well fathersson to widen our gap if you like. I'll get you on the flip side.
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/07/03 02:50 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Beth E:
Boy, the guys are in luck. They'll have the bb all to themselves for 3 days. Take advantage of my 3 day excursion as well fathersson to widen our gap if you like. I'll get you on the flip side.
You're going somewhere as well, Bethie?
Posted By: Beth E

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/07/03 02:54 PM

Yes, I'll be visiting the big worm. Unlike plaw me and my pom poms can find different kinds of fantasies to partake in.
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/07/03 03:07 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Beth E:
Yes, I'll be visiting the big worm.
Sure, Bethie, just invite yourself over like that! Let me straighten up a bit....

Umm... what exactly is "the big worm"??
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/07/03 03:08 PM

Topless thong-clad women are OK, but after a while it tends to become a blur. :rolleyes:

If I were anywhere else but in the running to win this thing, I would have gone merrily on my vacation without a thought for this stupid game, but after 3 long months of of study and devotion, not to mention extensive trash talking and crowing, I'm not about to lose it in exchange for some views of bare breasts and tushie cheeks.
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7 days to go
Posted By: Beth E

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/07/03 03:11 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by J Geoff:
[quote]Originally posted by Beth E:
[b] Yes, I'll be visiting the big worm.
Sure, Bethie, just invite yourself over like that! Let me straighten up a bit....

Umm... what exactly is "the big worm"?? [/b][/quote]Man..the ego of some people. I have other pet names for you my friend. But from now on you can be "worm" if you like. It was a tongue in cheek for The Wormy Apple, ie, Big Apple, ie, New York. Do you need me to sign it for you now?
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/07/03 03:15 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by J Geoff:

Umm... what exactly is "the big worm"??
It's what is lying at the bottom of that giant bottle of tequila

PL - if you read this, hope you are having a fabulous time. My disdain for you is only apparent at fantasy bb time

Don't they have thongs and exposed breasts on the East Coast? Out here, we can't do stuff like that at the City Pool of course (well......you could ONCE ) but sheesh, we have lakes (and backyard bbq's/hottubs! )
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/07/03 03:22 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by La Dolce Vita:
Don't they have thongs and exposed breasts on the East Coast?
Even better... there are nude beaches all over New England, including Sandy Hook, NJ
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/07/03 03:31 PM

yes, gotta love a man like PL who's love for sports will take a backseat to what was it.."bare breasts and tushie cheeks"? A time and place for everything I say.

ah, yes the nude beach. Been there done that. Volleyball is quite fun to watch AND participate in....
Posted By: fathersson

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/07/03 03:31 PM

Make a note- Visit Sandy Hook, New Jersey during the the summer when it is hot!
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/07/03 06:19 PM

Pedro is throwing a 2-hitter through 4 innings.

Anyone else following the game??
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/07/03 06:20 PM

Ok, this is a longshot but the jinx worked the last time I did it....

Pull Pedro outta the game NOW!
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/07/03 06:22 PM

haha - DB, great minds.....

I gotta go to lunch soon, but when I come back, I expect a complete turnaround!!

BOSOX
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/07/03 07:14 PM

Man, the Yanks really need an 8 run inning- don't ya think Buff!

In any case, I don't have much skin in this game unless the Yanks score 20 or more runs so that I can make up the 200 point difference between Pork and me. I can't wish the same for you, Buff, since we have the same PS.
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/07/03 07:16 PM

Wow, the pitching duel I was hoping for... but... OH NO!!!! FREAKIN' KIM IS GONNA PITCH THE 8TH!!! I'M DOOOOOOOOMED!!!!

Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/07/03 07:16 PM

Monday's Repost

PL 4421 Red Sox (27)
LD 4269 Braves
JG 4243 Red Sox (27)
DB 3964 Braves
BD 3819 Braves
UU 3770 Dodgers
OA 3550 DNP (0)
SC 3517 Braves
HH 3470 Yanks (35)
JJ 1638 Braves
FS 844 Yanks (35)
BE 818 Braves
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/07/03 07:54 PM

FAWKING KIM - BASES LOADED - NO OUTS - BOTTOM OF NINTH!!! ARGH!!!!!!

Added: SHIT!!!! Ahh well... I'll take it. Decent points for a loss, and, my Yanks won. Best of both worlds.

Oh yeah: Let's go Mets!!
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/07/03 07:59 PM

no worries Pork, Ventura is a wuss. Struck out. I thought Posada getting hit by the pitch to load the bases was a blessing... :rolleyes:

Can "Charley" Pride do it? C'mon YANKEES!
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/07/03 08:00 PM

oooops. was it something I said??????
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/07/03 08:05 PM

Why is that last run an earned run? Wasn't scored on a throwing error?

Man, I should have picked Pedro or Moose.
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/07/03 08:06 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by J Geoff:
: [b]Let's go Mets!! [/b]
Are my eyes deceiving me? What is this game doing to us? Never thought I'd see the day this above would happen, nor would a Dodgers fan like me root on the YankMe's.

This game is making us crazy, CRAZY I tell you!!!!!
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/07/03 08:08 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Don Sicilia:
Why is that last run an earned run? Wasn't scored on a throwing error?

Man, I should have picked Pedro or Moose.
It said unearned first, then earned, then unearned. I guess we'll find out later for sure. 27 pts isn't too bad for a loss 35 pts for Yanks, though
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/07/03 08:11 PM

quote:
Originally posted by La Dolce Vita:
quote:
Originally posted by J Geoff:


Thanks for helping to spread the Let's go Mets!! ... hahaha
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/07/03 08:17 PM

Don't mess with me you cocky bastid. I see crying time is over already? One good day and you are king of the world? Well, the day IS only half over.

I'm forever an optimist, down to the last second. Gotta have faith (and hope this feeling of deja vu does NOT mean my PS is getting 8 points today).

Just remember Pork, you have to make up more than your 27 pitching points to pass me!
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/07/03 08:20 PM

Hmmm, I see. Last night I thought I was 28 points out in front. Now I see I am 26. Your PS gets you 27.

How convenient.

Who has the power to edit around here?????
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/07/03 08:20 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by La Dolce Vita:
Pork, you have to make up more than your 27 pitching points to pass me!
Hey, RIGHT NOW I'm #2, one point ahead of you
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/07/03 08:28 PM

I see you got rid of Jason Phillips, huh? Now wouldn't that be something sweet if he came up with huge points today! (No such luck, though, bastid is only hitting .240 the past week Oh, but look... Javy is only hitting .238 -- guess we'll see! )
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/07/03 08:30 PM

You are evil...PURE evil.
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/07/03 08:32 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by La Dolce Vita:
You are evil...PURE evil.
Did I take the crown from PL?
Posted By: fathersson

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/07/03 08:33 PM

Children, lets get a long and play nice!

Go yanks.
Posted By: Beth E

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/07/03 11:11 PM

OOOOhhh Buffy, Corey Patterson out for the rest of the season. I know he's one of your main men. Makes planning for the beginning of the next round kind of interesting.

Oh well, off to take him off my roster for tomorrow.
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/07/03 11:15 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Beth E:
OOOOhhh Buffy, Corey Patterson out for the rest of the season.
Bethie, Bethie, Bethie... just tell everybody! :p
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/07/03 11:17 PM

Rookie... :p
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/07/03 11:19 PM

Nooooooooo, that would be plaw's main man....Shhhh! Don't tell him, maybe he won't notice!!

I saw Corey tear up his knee yesterday while watching that game...OUCH! What a shame, he's a good player.

All men (in baseball) are subject to rotation. I hang on to no one man indefinitely...(except maybe the 4 days I am outta town)
Posted By: Beth E

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/07/03 11:20 PM

The hell with you all, I'm in last place... :p And the Braves game is rain delayed. Shut the hell up Geoff. And with only 5 offensive points today. Things may get drastic. I might need to break fathersson's knee caps.
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/07/03 11:23 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Beth E:
Shut the hell up Geoff.
Posted By: Beth E

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/07/03 11:25 PM

Wow, who was the one crying yesterday? Where's that crying baby picture when you need it?
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/07/03 11:28 PM

The sun's out, it didn't rain here... it should clear up in the city soon...

Oh, Bethie... so hostile! Did that panties comment upset you that much?
Posted By: Beth E

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/07/03 11:30 PM

All is good. The game is getting started. You're safe for now fathersson.
Posted By: Beth E

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/07/03 11:35 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by J Geoff:
The sun's out, it didn't rain here... it should clear up in the city soon...

Oh, Bethie... so hostile! Did that panties comment upset you that much?
Geoffie pie, you silly guy. I was saying "shut up" because our Braves game was delayed and you'd be laughing. It had nothing to do with any panties line. Why would a comment about panties upset me? Especially beings at the moment I'm not wearing any. Ok, so I'm wearing a bathing suit.
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/07/03 11:38 PM

Dammit... 1st inning... Chipper hits a 3-run shot :rolleyes:
Posted By: Big Daddy Don

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/07/03 11:39 PM

Wow - look at all I missed today. Played hooky from work and come home to find out that my PS is rain delayed - and that Patterson who I have had since day 1 and was one of the guys I was planning on carrying over to the next half - is now out of the rest of the year.

So it appears that JGeoff is still crying, Beth is now threatening physical pain on FS and PL still is in first :rolleyes: Any wonder why I hate this game.

With my luck now the Braves game will be played and I'll end up with minus points and would find myself wishing for the rain delay.

Oh well I am off - my day or night is still not done.
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/07/03 11:39 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Beth E:
Why would a comment about panties upset me? Especially beings at the moment I'm not wearing any...
Thoughts... imagination... racing... Must keep mind... on work. :p
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/07/03 11:53 PM

Monday

PL 4421 Red Sox (27) 71 4492
LD 4269 Braves (30) 36 4305
JG 4243 Red Sox (27) 51 4294
DB 3964 Braves (30) 51 4015
BD 3819 Braves (30) 47 3866
UU 3770 Dodgers (-4) 7 3777
SC 3517 Braves (30) 54 3571
OA 3550 DNP (0) 11 3561
HH 3470 Yanks (35) 55 3525
JJ 1638 Braves (30) 48 1686
FS 0844 Yanks (35) 48 0892
BE 0818 Braves (30) 35 0853
Posted By: fathersson

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/08/03 12:47 AM

Gee Beth, Did I do something Wrong?
Posted By: Beth E

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/08/03 01:03 AM

Yeah, you stopped playing. Maybe I don't have anything to fear being away for 2 days. People seem to do better when they're awol then here.
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/08/03 03:45 AM

Whoa! Atlanta = 30 points....who woulda thunk it? That was Seo nice!

I got home just in time to see Ramirez pitch his last strike for his CG, saw the score and thought "not bad". Not bad, indeed!

Now, about this slump I am apparently in. Boy, I sure know how to pick 'em. 8 off points yesterday and 6 VERY Oh-ffensive points tonight. :rolleyes:

Although it looks mighty bleak and though maybe I should - I NEVER give up...
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/08/03 02:06 PM

Tuesday

PL 4492 A's
LD 4305 D-backs
JG 4294 Marlins
DB 4015 A's
BD 3866 Marlins
UU 3777 Dodgers
SC 3571 Marlins
OA 3561 Indians
HH 3525 Yanks
JJ 1686 Braves
FS 0892 Yanks
BE 0853 D-backs (You and Buffy sharing notes? )
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/08/03 02:11 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Don Sicilia:
You and Buffy sharing notes?
Heck no! I think by now we all know I am not a team player

Wonder now if my anti-Neagle pick was a dark horse pick....

I'm not gonna risk jinxing myself by saying another word!
Posted By: Beth E

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/08/03 02:14 PM

Maybe not sharing same notes, but hopefully some of her hexing will rub off onto me. Let's see.

Go INDIANS:

YankMes
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/08/03 03:30 PM

The Cubs game is an afternoon game which would make for a fun afternoon for all those who picked Dontrelle Willis. Let me see...

Curse of the Pork... check
Bad Daddy Curse... check
SC Curse (still unproven though)... check

Yea, it should be fun. I see Sammy jacking two homers out today!
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/08/03 03:37 PM

Guess I'm not the only one who took the chance of a rain-out in Chicago... but it is supposed to stop by 3AM :rolleyes:
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/08/03 03:37 PM

Let's not forget PL still has Patterson on his roster!

However, nothing gets by THAT guy ...when he checks his roster on that french computer, he will see the little "*" by Corey's name and be able to adjust
Posted By: SC

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/08/03 03:37 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Don Sicilia:
I see Sammy jacking two homers out today!
A new supply of cork came in???
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/08/03 03:46 PM

A grudge match indeed between Willis and Dusty Baker - should be interesting. Lowell has been slumping BAAAAAD lately, I'm hoping HE is the one with 2 homers.

A score of Fla 13, Cubs 15 (Sosa out with a stomach flu) would be nice!
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/08/03 03:47 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by SC:
[quote]Originally posted by Don Sicilia:
[b] I see Sammy jacking two homers out today!
A new supply of cork came in??? [/b][/quote]Yep, and don't forget about the new jug of steroids!
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/08/03 03:51 PM

While it's never over 'til it's over, forgive me if you detect a note of optimism creeping into my musings. With a 187 point lead and only 6 days to go, I do believe that my lead is just about insurmountable.

No more hotel computer for me, with staff looking over my shoulder wondering what the hell I'm doing and when the hell I'll be finished doing whatever it is. I found what passes for what I believe we in America call an "internet cafe", where for the meager sum of $9 per hour, you can pound away at a keyboard (and an English one, I might add) to your heart's content.

Interesting island, St. Bart's is, breasts and tushie cheeks aside. The airport is only slightly larger than a postage stamp, so there are no direct flights in by jet. You fly to St. Martin, then board a tiny prop plane for the hop over. You disembark some ten minutes later with 7 or 8 other people, who, while they may be from different parts of the U.S. (or the world, for that matter), all seem to have a ruddy green complexion and wobbly legs.
But I will say this: "That's what I call flying".

Then another wild ride, this one from the airport to the hotel, over narrow and treacherous mountain roads, the mean features of which are sheer drops of several hundred feet, and a disconcerting absence of guard rails.

Prices here are insane. The island produces nothing whatsoever, so everything is imported. A simple club sandwich for lunch runs about $22, and wine is cheerfully marked up about 500-600% per bottle. We ate dinner last night in the hottest restaurant on the island, the buzz about which is so great that it received a write-up in a recent article in the NY TIMES travel section. What the article failed to mention, however, was the very limited menu; only 5 entree choices, one of which, unbelieveably, was flying fish. It came breaded and fried, much like a chicken cutlet, and quite frankly could have been anything at all and you would have not known the difference.

Staying at our hotel is the designer, Calvin Klein, who was pointed out to me by my GF. I mean, I wouldn't know Calvin Klein from Calvin Coolidge. He's here with a young man, who, if actually out of puberty, can't be out by much. While the nature of their relationship was quite evident to me, GF insisted that there was always the possibility that the seeming "boy toy" was merely a "new, up and coming young designer" who Calvin was mentoring. Yeah, right. There was only one thing up and coming with those two, and believe me, it had nothing to do with clothing design.

I probably should have posted this little travelogue in its own thread, but I kind of feel like our fantasy BB thread is a private little forum all our own. I really do miss you guys and our daily repartee, but I'll be back Friday to start my victory dance. :p
-----------------------
6 days to go.
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/08/03 03:52 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by La Dolce Vita:
Lowell has been slumping BAAAAAD lately
Nah, he's been hitting a healthy .190 the past week! Make sure you hold onto him during these last 5 days! :p

Oops, saying that may just snap him out of it. :rolleyes:
Posted By: Beth E

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/08/03 03:53 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by J Geoff:
Guess I'm not the only one who took the chance of a rain-out in Chicago... but it is supposed to stop by 3AM :rolleyes:
Nope, me too. So much for trusting mother nature. Maybe a deal with the devil ain't so bad after all.
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/08/03 03:54 PM

BTW, if anyone wants to say "Hi", I'll be on line here for at least another 45 mins or so while thwe GF shops the duty free stores. :rolleyes:

Don't get me started on that....
Posted By: SC

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/08/03 03:56 PM

(getting back on topic) I wonder if Calvin Klein is the pitcher or catcher. :rolleyes:
Posted By: Beth E

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/08/03 03:58 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by plawrence:
BTW, if anyone wants to say "Hi", I'll be on line here for at least another 45 mins or so while thwe GF shops the duty free stores. :rolleyes:

Don't get me started on that....
How far is St. Bart's from St. Marteen (not Martin) :p When I was in St. Marteen in October I had a lovely time, and the prices were reasonable. I had a mixed drink, (cant' remember what, don't know why) and it only cost $5 something. Maybe the liked my pom poms better.
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/08/03 03:59 PM

Hey PL! Thanks for the update! So, are you having a good time or no? Probably the stuff you ARE NOT talking about is the most fun

I'd say we miss you too, but well, you know.....

Calvin Klein IS good for something. He makes the only perfume in the world that I like and that I can wear. Tell him Buffy says hello.

Now go spend that 9 dollar internet fee on a bottle of water or something
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/08/03 04:01 PM

PL - Sounds like you're having a good time there, spent looking for internet access while the g/f shops. Have you done anything else?

Hmm, what to do with my CK wardrobe now...? Make sure you take some pics to send to the tabloids -- that'll more than pay for your trip
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/08/03 04:06 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by SC:
(getting back on topic) I wonder if Calvin Klein is the pitcher or catcher. :rolleyes:
Way to keep it on topic, SC - such a good consigliere!

CK is probably the pitcher. If his boy is at bat, he's probably often getting thrown the high hard one, getting "fisted", or being pitched up-and-in. He may hit a nubber that gets through as he rounds the bases...

I'm sure he feels high like a "can of corn" when all's said and done.
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/08/03 04:06 PM

Plaw, hope you are having a great time! Bethie was trying to take your poet laureate title earlier this week when she wrote,
Quote:
Join in the fun fathersson!!!
! :p

Not meaning to sound culturally inept but where exactly are you? I've heard of St. Barts and St. Martin, but I don't know where they are. Is it in the Carribean?
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/08/03 04:07 PM

SC: I'm usually pretty good at figuring out who's who in the battery, but in this case it's difficult to tell. He could really be either.

Beth: St. Bart's is a 10 minute flight or a 45 minute boat ride from St. Martin. We were there twice, and I, for one, had a much better time. They have casinos, some night life, and IMO, better (and less expensive) restaurants.

DS: Yeah, one of a bunch of French Carribean islands.
Posted By: Beth E

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/08/03 04:08 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Don Sicilia:
Plaw, hope you are having a great time! Bethie was trying to take your poet laureate title earlier this week when she wrote, [quote]Join in the fun fathersson!!!
! :p

Not meaning to sound culturally inept but where exactly are you? I've heard of St. Barts and St. Martin, but I don't know where they are. Is it in the Carribean?
[/quote]Virgin...*hahaha* Islands
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/08/03 04:09 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by J Geoff:
Guess I'm not the only one who took the chance of a rain-out in Chicago... but it is supposed to stop by 3AM :rolleyes:
I just looked outside and it looks fine. Cloudy and hazy, but no rain as of yet. Maybe in a couple of hours! :p
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/08/03 04:12 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by plawrence:
but I'll be back Friday to start my victory dance. :p
Friday? A little premature, dontcha think? (don't you hate when that happens ) I hope a premature victory dance on Friday sends you plummeting. It aint over till the fat lady sings and though she is starting her warm up as we speak, I am a hopeless optimist. Hopeless as in pathetic

As luck would have it, I will be outta town Friday. I'll have to witness the victory dance when I am back next week, I am sure the crowing will be heard for miles....I can be such a poor loser.
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/08/03 04:12 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Don Sicilia:
Maybe in a couple of hours!
No doubt... :rolleyes:
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/08/03 04:15 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by La Dolce Vita:
[quote]Originally posted by plawrence:
[b] but I'll be back Friday to start my victory dance. :p
Friday? A little premature, dontcha think? [/b][/quote]I guess I'm more realistic that my nearest competitor. MY concern is Second Place at this point... :p
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/08/03 04:16 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by La Dolce Vita:
[quote]Originally posted by plawrence:
[b] but I'll be back Friday to start my victory dance. :p
Friday? A little premature, dontcha think?
[/b][/quote]I'm the first one to agree that it ain't over yet. I'm just feeling truly confident now, for the first time.
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/08/03 04:18 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by J Geoff:
MY concern is Second Place at this point...
Yeah? You SHOULD be concerned. You'll never see second place again Pork Chop.

Bronze IS your color...Calvin told me so.
Posted By: Big Daddy Don

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/08/03 04:23 PM

It's Over - hell JGeoff already has the poster in the board and ready to send out to you.

Sounds like you are having fun - can't speak for the others but I would like to say that I miss you and your profound thoughts that you grace upon us daily - but that would be a lie. :p

Enjoy it now - just remember next week starting back at square 1 and both Fatherson and Basement Bethie are claiming the number one spot for the second half. :rolleyes:

Hope the $9.00 internet access was worth it. Enjoy the rest of your vacation.
Posted By: Beth E

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/08/03 04:25 PM

Basement Bethie....has a nice ring to it. Thanks, cupcake. That' my new handle.

Number 1? Yikes, too much cut throat, back stabbing going on at the top. Us people on the bottom of the pile relish in just watching the clawing occur. I woulnd't give up my post for all the thongs in St. Bart.
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/08/03 04:34 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Beth E:

Number 1? Yikes, too much cut throat, back stabbing going on at the top.
You'd prefer "friendly" competition? Naw, the war wounds are worth it. I'd rather looooook good than feel good.

No back stabbing though, everyone up here is refreshingly honest. Noone at the "top" has gotten where they have by cheating - although deals with the himself are rampant.
Posted By: Big Daddy Don

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/08/03 04:37 PM

I would have been involved in all the scratching and clawing for first place this half - but not sure if I mentioned this before or not - but I did start 10 games late. :rolleyes: :p

I might do the same next half also - it's a nice excuse to fall back on.
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/08/03 04:45 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Big Daddy Don:
I would have been involved in all the scratching and clawing for first place this half - but not sure if I mentioned this before or not - but I did start 10 games late. :rolleyes: :p
No, I don't believe you mentioned that before BDD! :p Did I mention I started one game late (like everyone else except JG, who got a head start on all of us!)?

So you staying next half or what Bad Daddy?
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/08/03 04:50 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Don Sicilia:
JG, who got a head start on all of us
Yeah, I admit, I cheated! I wanted that 19 pt headstart on Day 1!! :rolleyes: :p
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/08/03 04:59 PM

An admission! Say it ain't so Joe, say it ain't so! Eight Men Out was on three times this weekend on cable!

Well... once I subtract the 19 points from you... hmmm... I'm still behind by 250+ points!
Posted By: Big Daddy Don

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/08/03 05:00 PM

You know with our special surprise visit from PL today I failed to notice the following until now;

JG 4294 Marlins
BD 3866 Marlins



sniff sniff - I think I am beginning to smell some bad pork again. JGeoff if we don't hit at least double digits in our PS today we have to communicate prior to games to coordinate. Like I said earlier I believe it to be a case of too much testosterone
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/08/03 05:26 PM

Tuesday

PL 4492 A's (-17) 4 4496
LD 4305 D-backs (24) 46 4351
JG 4294 Marlins (19) 37 4331 - always knocking!
DB 4015 A's (-17) 23 4038
BD 3866 Marlins (19) 41 3907
UU 3777 Dodgers (-7) 9 3786
SC 3571 Marlins (19) 47 3618
OA 3561 Indians (36) 53 3614 - knocking on SC's door
HH 3525 Yanks (5) 31 3556
JJ 1686 Braves (15) 37 1723
FS 0892 Yanks (5) 9 0901
BE 0853 D-backs (24) 47 0900 - knocking of FS's door

Bad Daddy Curse Begone! (Actually, I'm more concerned about a rain-out... you know what that would mean! ) Added: Damn 9th inning, but not too bad, BD - could've been worse
Posted By: Big Daddy Don

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/08/03 05:34 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by J Geoff:
Bad Daddy Curse Begone! (Actually, I'm more concerned about a rain-out...
Bad Daddy Curse Begone! That's it, that is all we had to do this whole time. Damn if I known that I could have been in first place by now - even after starting 10 games late.

And the way it seems when we have the same PS - in the end it might be best if we have a rainout - better than minus points. :rolleyes:
Posted By: fathersson

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/08/03 06:24 PM

Wow, it is getting to sound more like America Idle around here then Baseball-I can hear Bando Now- I could have been a contender- I could have been champ if I would have picked the right pitching staff and then Poor Fredo coming back- I'm not as dumb as everyone thinks- I'm smart you know. I was always looking for double headers!

How does this 2nd half start.

Do we start with the teams we already have? With the same price that we have them for?
Just the points go back to zero or do we have to pick a whole new team with new values?
Posted By: Big Daddy Don

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/08/03 06:29 PM

Hey the Chicago - Florida started at least. Hopefully the weather holds up. Hey DB what's it like out there now??
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/08/03 06:39 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by fathersson:
How does this 2nd half start.
It's starts over from scratch: 0 points, no roster. It's considered a new game...
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/08/03 06:46 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Big Daddy Don:
Hey the Chicago - Florida started at least. Hopefully the weather holds up. Hey DB what's it like out there now??
The sun is actually peaking out. If it wasn't so cloudy, I would say today is a nice day- not real humid, cool, some sun- Nice weather for a ball game. I don't know how long it will hold up though.
Posted By: Big Daddy Don

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/08/03 08:23 PM

Looks like a rain delay in the Chicago - Florida game but looks like they got enough to count as an official game - but with a 0-0 score - what happens - do the stats count?
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/08/03 08:36 PM

Looking outside, it's pretty ugly out there. All the sun I saw earlier- all gone.
Posted By: Big Daddy Don

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/08/03 09:57 PM

Looks like the Chicago - Florida game is back and Florida has a two run lead in the 7th now. Back to Back HRs.
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/08/03 11:00 PM

Douche-Man!! I thought your prediction of Sammy hitting 2 homers was gonna come true...it came down to the last AB!!

And MY guy went 0-5.....gee thanks for the jinx, Pork

Well, THAT fiasco is over.

GO AZ!!
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/08/03 11:03 PM

Yea, it would have been nice if it came true. :rolleyes: Two men were on base at the time- the Cubs would have won and a nice eight point homer from Sosa.

Well, they gave it a run.

Go A's!
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/09/03 12:01 AM

Whew. Well, not too bad. 19 pts. Could've been worse. Bastid Looper!

Dag, now I gotta root for Tampa Bay and Colorado?

Okay... The ANTI-Curse might work (since my straight curse doesn't )!!

)
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/09/03 06:34 AM

Well... one of the anti-curses worked... I guess I can't mix'em up like that
Posted By: SC

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/09/03 12:18 PM

Wednesday

PL 4496 Cubs
LD 4351 ChiSox
JG 4331 Yanks
DB 4038 ChiSox
BD 3907 Arizona
UU 3786 Dodgers
SC 3618 Braves
OA 3614 Indians
HH 3556 Yanks
JJ 1723 Braves
FS 0901 Yanks
BE 0900 BoSox
Posted By: Beth E

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/09/03 12:26 PM

Come one, 1 lousy point between me and fathersson. They couldn't be generous? The voodoo on the Yankmes worked yesterday, so let's try it again.

Go INDIANS!
Yankmes
Posted By: SC

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/09/03 12:36 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Beth E:
Come one, 1 lousy point between me and fathersson. They couldn't be generous?
No way....."Basement Bethie" has too nice of a ring to it.
Posted By: Beth E

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/09/03 12:57 PM

While nice things do happen in basements, everyone needs some fresh air once in awhile. Besides, after All Star break I'm sure I'll be right back there. Let me leave here with SOME bragging rights. Ok, so beating a guy that's not playing isn't all that great, but I'll take anything I can get.
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/09/03 01:48 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by J Geoff:
Well... one of the anti-curses worked... I guess I can't mix'em up like that
Thanks a lot JG... :rolleyes:
Posted By: Big Daddy Don

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/09/03 02:01 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Don Sicilia:
Thanks a lot JG...
I agree - thanks JG

Can you do it again today for the ChiSox ? It's a streatch, but I am still trying to catch DB.
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/09/03 02:21 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Big Daddy Don:

Can you do it again today for the ChiSox ?
Them's fightin' words.

What a fiasco. I always "experiment" with a roster during the daytime (when I have fast internet ) then tweak late, late at night. I didn't get a chance to tweak last night and woke up this morning with the ultimate scrub team. What WAS I thinking? I might have been thinking Loaiza was pitching. Sorry DB, but I am wondering why I picked the Wsox, haha. But my offense? No rhyme or reason - who ARE these people?

But - maybe this haphazard way of picking is better. I sure as hell haven't been doing well offensively PUTTING THOUGHT INTO my players!

Pork: I hear you knockin', but you can't come in...
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/09/03 02:25 PM

-17 from the A's PS. And I was gonna take the first couple of steps of my victory dance today.

Let's see now...145 point lead, 5 days to go, Buffy needs to average a 29 point gain each day...gonna be tough to catch me, but I ain't dancin' yet.
------------------------
5 days to go
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/09/03 02:26 PM

I picked the White Sox because Colon was pitching. I figure he pitches a complete game every third or fourth game- so I figure he's due.
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/09/03 02:29 PM

Zito choked, sorry PL - I couldn't help but giggle like a schoolgirl thinking about you last night.

Wow, that didn't sound too good!

You know what I mean - I revelled in it!
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/09/03 02:37 PM

Yes, Colon. He IS very good. However, last time I took him....OUCH!! Guess I have not healed well since then.

But the least popular pick is sometimes the good one. Stick with me DB - we'll leave these suckers in the dust!
Posted By: Big Daddy Don

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/09/03 02:46 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by La Dolce Vita:
woke up this morning with the ultimate scrub team. What WAS I thinking
And this morning is different from other mornings - how ?

Quote:
Originally posted by plawrence:
gonna be tough to catch me, but I ain't dancin' yet.
But I bet your are practicing under the moonlight with the sound of the ocean nearby though.

Quote:
Originally posted by Don Sicilia:
I picked the White Sox because Colon was pitching
Colon stinks :rolleyes:
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/09/03 03:08 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by plawrence:
Buffy needs to average a 29 point gain each day...gonna be tough to catch me, but I ain't dancin' yet.
Ummm... what am I, a can of peas on a Ritz cracker? :p
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/09/03 03:11 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by J Geoff:
Ummm... what am I,
What a LOADED question!

But the honest answer is you are 20 points behind me, 165 behind PL.

Chopped liver by any other name is Pork. Reeks just the same.
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/09/03 03:39 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by SC:
Wednesday

BD 3907 Arizona
BD wasn't paying attention I guess. I wanted Bastista, too, until I read this:

NEWS: July 8
SKINNY: Batista's next start for the Diamondbacks could be slipped from Wednesday night against the Padres to Friday night against the Giants, according to notes on the team web site.

And yup, it's true...

"Starting for the Diamondbacks is rookie Chris Capuano (0-2, 10.13 ERA), who is making his second major league start and fourth appearance."

Hey, ya never know... rookies often pull out a good game... And SD's Peavy isn't that great against the D-Backs...
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/09/03 03:42 PM

Wednesday

4496 Cubs (35) 47+
LD 4351 ChiSox ()
JG 4331 Yanks ()
DB 4038 ChiSox ()
BD 3907 Arizona ()
UU 3786 Dodgers ()
SC 3618 Braves (19) 19+
OA 3614 Indians ()
HH 3556 Yanks ()
JJ 1723 Braves (19) 19+
FS 0901 Yanks ()
BE 0900 BoSox ()
Posted By: Big Daddy Don

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/09/03 03:44 PM

Hmmmmm - I knew that. I was looking for someone with a double figure ERA today - at times I like to tempt fate.

A wonder why I hate this game so .... maybe it will rain
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/09/03 03:49 PM

Bad Daddy - hate to break it to you but it never rains in Arizona. Well, it RAINS in Arizona, but not in the enclosed stadium

EDIT: Shit, that series is over isn't it? Ok, I COULD delete my post and save face - OR just prove to the masses that yes, indeed I am a real blonde and perpetually

Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/09/03 03:53 PM

AZ is home
Posted By: fathersson

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/09/03 04:07 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Beth E:
While nice things do happen in basements, everyone needs some fresh air once in awhile. Besides, after All Star break I'm sure I'll be right back there. Let me leave here with SOME bragging rights. Ok, so beating a guy that's not playing isn't all that great, but I'll take anything I can get.
Oh, Beth, That sounds so down- I bet you are a wonderful person. and I bet we would all love to hear some of your basement stories. If it was up to me I would give you the extra point and maybe a second one so you could pass me by!
I will tell you what I will do. I will again leave my team as it was for the last two weeks. Maybe they will not play or better yet have a rainout in New York today!
Then again it looks like Geoff took the Yanks too, so I guess I shouldn't be a bad sport and curse him as he is in the hunt for second play.
We all know how heated those two can get when the pressure is turned up!

Then again maybe you would rather I give you some trash talk and tell you to take a hike you bottom dweller
Posted By: Beth E

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/09/03 04:10 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by fathersson:

Then again maybe you would rather I give you some trash talk and tell you to tak a hike you bottom dweller
Now THAT's more like it. A good argument only pumps the adredaline. Tell me I belong in the gutter with the rest of the scum. That might get my juices flowing.

Me, a wonderful person???? A bit of a stretch. But keep the flattery up if you want. It'll get you nowhere.
Posted By: fathersson

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/09/03 04:29 PM

OH, so you THAT type of women.

You better watch out then, because it is raining across most of the North East here and we would hate to see you flushed down the street with the rest of the gutter trash. It would really make a mess of your hair and your favorite Party Dress!
Posted By: Beth E

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/09/03 04:32 PM

I've lived through 2 months of non stop rain. 2 weeks of a heat wave. Thunderstorms the past couple nights. And as far as my hair, that's why I invested $5 in a brush.

Party dress ? Ughh! Not MY kind of party. I prefer the come as you are dress code. Everyone waits on pins and needles to see what I come as. You can bet no panty hose are involved.

But thanks for the gutter trash remark. Now, I'm really pumped and ready for action!
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/09/03 05:29 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by fathersson:
Maybe they will not play or better yet have a rainout in New York today!
The only possible rainout in NY today is the Mutts, who're halfway thru their game. The Yanks are in Cleveland.

Tho, I sure wish you would change your PS, cuz it's causing Bethie to curse it every day!! :p
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/09/03 06:42 PM

Rain delay in Chicago - how's it looking Douche-Man? I don't care. I got rid of that '0-fer' Lowell - probably guaranteeing he will have his best day all season today. But not if they are not playing, huh?

But I wonder who took the Cubs ? And we ALL know what water does to Wood. Yep, shrinkage!!!
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/09/03 06:44 PM

Raining in NY as well? This is gonna be a long day!

Do you know the Southwest where I live is ON FIRE as we speak? Literally. ON FIRE. AND it is currently 103 degrees 0% humidity. Um, yoo hoo! Could use some rain over here, por favor???!!!
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/09/03 06:48 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by La Dolce Vita:
Rain delay in Chicago - how's it loking Douche-Man?
It's not looking too good. I decided to walk down the street to get some lunch and it started raining a little bit on my way back.

Quote:
But I wonder who took the Cubs ? And we ALL know what water does to Wood. Yep, shrinkage!!!
Shrinkage? What's shrinkage? Never heard of it! I was wondering when someone was going to make the first Wood joke! I was starting to think we were losing our touch.
Posted By: fathersson

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/09/03 06:49 PM

Oh Boy, that is tuff luck Bethie.
Yanks will kick some major league ass today.

No mater what Drew Carey and all the little girls with the Crimson Lips Say, Cleveland Sucks!
Bethie is down and she is staying down!
Posted By: Big Daddy Don

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/09/03 06:56 PM

Hey Douche Man - I got two players in the Chicago - Floriday game. I am stuck with rook as my pitcher with an ERA the size of my - oh nevermind. I really need this game - can you do me a favor and open a window and shoo some of those clouds away or something, aim a fan out the window or something. I already got squat from Burnitz.

C'mon show a brother some love here, huh.
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/09/03 07:01 PM

Well DB, the guys who are usually so proud of their Wood and display their Wood so prominently have opted for other avenues in their quest for excitement. (Insert a YankMe joke or D-Cup(Back) joke here) And the man we call either Satan or Mister Anti-Innuendo is the only one who had faith in his Wood.

Just leave it to a girl to just stand back and observe the Wood situation for a little while.
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/09/03 07:04 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Big Daddy Don:
an ERA the size of my - oh nevermind

C'mon show a brother some love here, huh.
I'll show you some love!

But alas, can't do anything about Chicago weather from here.

Can I just say I WON'T allow doubleheaders while I am out of town??????
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/09/03 07:04 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Big Daddy Don:
Hey Douche Man - I got two players in the Chicago - Floriday game. I am stuck with rook as my pitcher with an ERA the size of my - oh nevermind. I really need this game - can you do me a favor and open a window and shoo some of those clouds away or something, aim a fan out the window or something. I already got squat from Burnitz.

C'mon show a brother some love here, huh.
For a brother who has been openly expressing his desire to overtake fourth place... good luck, man! Find yourself another shmoe! :p

Actually, since JG moved into third place, my view hasn't been so great! I tell you what- I'll crack open a window and use one of the secretaries here at work- she seems to blow a lot of hot air.
Posted By: Beth E

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/09/03 07:06 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by fathersson:
[Bethie is down and she is staying down! [/QB]
Man....I have so many come back lines for that one. But I'll let it slide.

Don't waste the crying icon on me my friend. One thing I am not is a whiner. I'll just have to break your knee caps as originally planned. :p
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/09/03 07:07 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by La Dolce Vita:
[quote]Originally posted by Big Daddy Don:
[b] an ERA the size of my - oh nevermind

C'mon show a brother some love here, huh.
I'll show you some love!

But alas, can't do anything about Chicago weather from here.
[/b][/quote]Hey BDD, maybe I should invite Buffy to the window- I'm sure she knows more about blowing (out windows that is ) than I do. I'm sure she's better than the fan you asked for!
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/09/03 07:11 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by La Dolce Vita:
Well DB, the guys who are usually so proud of their Wood and display their Wood so prominently have opted for other avenues in their quest for excitement. (Insert a [b]YankMe joke or D-Cup(Back) joke here) And the man we call either Satan or Mister Anti-Innuendo is the only one who had faith in his Wood.[/b]


Maybe they were the ones with shrinkage! :p Pork and Bad Daddy Thought Bubble - "I swear this never happens!"

As for you and I, Buff, we were too busy worrying about the other side of our anatomy- namely our Colon.
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/09/03 07:14 PM

Shit, I was laughing at the rain in Chicago when I realized I have Sosa in my lineup today... figures!! But I'd rather have my Sosa do nothing if PL'S PS does nothing!
Posted By: Big Daddy Don

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/09/03 07:19 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by La Dolce Vita:

Can I just say I [b]WON'T
allow doubleheaders while I am out of town?????? [/b]
Make sure you don't miss the DH this weekend than.
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/09/03 07:28 PM

Don't stress me out, BDD!! ....

I love you guys but unlike , I won't be checking in to say hi while I'm gone.

Ok, I HEARD that collective sigh of relief.

Don't know what you've got till it's gone. I know Bethie is away this weekend as well and contrary to POPULAR belief, no, we won't be together Thelma and Louise-ing it. You boys will have to play amongst yourselves. Just let me know Sunday where the after-party is. You can appreciate my desire to kick in the shins while he is doing that stupid dance of his.....
Posted By: Big Daddy Don

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/09/03 08:01 PM

Wow, you, PL and Basement Bethie will all be gone. BB, when are you leaving ? You sure you three will not all be in the same place ?

Well have a good time, I would like to say we'll all miss you - but :rolleyes: No internet access for 4 days - at the end of the season - you'll be a mess on Sunday. :p My guess is withdraw will probably hit around 7:00pm tomorrow night. I am sure we will all look for you at the Dodgers game probably being escorted off the fields or out of the dugout by security.

So looks like it is gonna be just us bunch of guys the next few days than - gee that doesn't seem like a lot of fun now does it? OK, Whose turn is it to get the beer ?
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/09/03 08:11 PM

Bastid PL has 3 innings of no-hit ball... but I guess if I can only anti-jinx one, it has to be the squatter in my Second Place position!

Detroit

Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/09/03 08:16 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Big Daddy Don:
So looks like it is gonna be just us bunch of guys the next few days than
..and the ability to play with your Wood sans girls came a day too soon tsk, tsk.

And fortunately for you all, PL said he would be back Friday. :rolleyes:

I will give you a hint though - I DID NOT take LA Friday as much as I wanted to have a reason for being there. Nomo is pitching. One big screw-up and they WOULD HAVE to call security on me! Has to be a better way to get on the big Sony!!
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/09/03 08:19 PM

quote:
Originally posted by J Geoff:
Bastid PL has 3 innings of no-hit ball... but I guess if I can only anti-jinx one, it has to be the squatter in my Second Place position!

Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/09/03 08:21 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Don Sicilia:
That's two days in a row...
It's not my fault you and Buffy confer on PS's each day :p
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/09/03 08:30 PM

Actually, yesterday was PL. O.K., I just won't pick what those two pick! Let me see... I won't ask Bethie, SC, or Bad Daddy who they are picking tomorrow because of the curses. I won't ask OA, UU or HH who they are picking since they aren't playing so that's no fun. Fatherson either since he isn't playing, but he is smack talking a lot! Is JJ still playing?

I certainly won't ask you JG. Although you won't curse yourself- you got the curse after all. Which leaves me with... nothing.

Ahhh, screw it, I'll pick Detroit and get it over with! :p
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/09/03 08:30 PM

Stop saying that! I am NOT a team player, dammit!

But can I just say I am only selfish when it comes to competitive sport?
Posted By: Beth E

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/09/03 09:52 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Big Daddy Don:
BB, when are you leaving ?

So looks like it is gonna be just us bunch of guys the next few days than - gee that doesn't seem like a lot of fun now does it? OK, Whose turn is it to get the beer ?
I don't leave until Friday Bad Daddy. So you guys can't start the bachelor party for another day. What, you guys play with your Woody alone, and you drink alone too? I could probably drink you under the table cupcake. What's your favorite shot? Hell, I'm taking $200 for 2 days and don't plan on taking home any souveneirs. How drunk can I get on that?

I might just play with fathersson and pick the Yankmes. That way the only way to really get away from me is with his long ball. Let's see if it's up for the challenge.
Posted By: Big Daddy Don

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/09/03 10:03 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Beth E:
Hell, I'm taking $200 for 2 days and don't plan on taking home any souveneirs. How drunk can I get on that?
With the prices in NY - probably not very drunk. Where you going, into NY City?

So if you somehow get yourself out of the basement tonight - all you need to do is pick the same team a FS before you leave. Since he is not changing his team - you'll come home and still be out of the basement. But you might wanna straigthen it up some for next season.

Well have a good time on your trip - you need bail money you know where to go. :p
Posted By: Beth E

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/09/03 10:16 PM

Yeah, Bad Daddy, in the city. The prices aren't a problem. Don't most places take credit cards? Hope the bums don't mind sharing their park benches when I'm too drunk to remember where my hotel is.

So, I know where to go if I need bail money? Yeah, I've been told to go there most of my life. :p
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/09/03 10:19 PM

Well, Wood threw a nice little 1 run, 3 hit, 12 strikeout (against 3 walks) win for the Cubbies. No shrinkage there!

Sosa also got another useless homerun- useless to the game that is, but not for our fantasy league!
Posted By: Big Daddy Don

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/09/03 10:31 PM

Damn that PL - 35 points from his PS like he needs it. And here I am stuck with a rook and double digit ERA. Oh well, reality is it doesn't matter for me at this point - I am stuck at 5th - can't really grab 4th - have to totally collapse to hit 6th so here I'll stay. But if I didn't start 10 games late then .....

Hey Basement Bethie - have a good time in NYC - been there before? Gonna catch a show?

This weekend I'm having friends over - yes I know that is hard to believe I have friends so I'll be in my backyard - don't everyone get jealous of my exciting weekend.
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/09/03 10:37 PM

I didn't get an invite to the backyard bash, did anyone else?

Maybe BDD should define "friends".

As for , how do you spell this hand motion I've got going on right now? I'll give you a hint, I am taking my right hand, cupping it under my chin and jerking it forward rather violently - italian style......

EDIT: Hey BDD, what happened to the picture of my legs????
Posted By: Beth E

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/09/03 10:46 PM

No invite to the BIG, Bad party either, buffy. I'm hurt cupcake. Really hurt. I would have at least brought the buns.

Never been to NY BDD. No shows planned either. Unless you count the peep show. Wait, they don't throw beads at you in NY do they? Guess I can't just be flashing anyone then, can I?
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/09/03 10:58 PM

No gals were invited?? BD, what kinda party you throwing over there?? I don't think I can make it anymore...
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/09/03 10:59 PM

Wednesday

4496 Cubs (35) 66 4562
JG 4331 Yanks (17) 57 4388
LD 4351 ChiSox (6) 21 4372
DB 4038 ChiSox (6) 48 4086
BD 3907 Arizona (27) 41 3948
UU 3786 Dodgers (13) 28 3814
SC 3618 Braves (19) 46 3664
OA 3614 Indians (5) 23 3637
HH 3556 Yanks (17) 35 3591
JJ 1723 Braves (19) 52 1775
FS 0901 Yanks (17) 28 0929
BE 0900 BoSox (5) 29 0929
Posted By: Don Vercetti

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/09/03 11:08 PM

I JG, I might join next season of this game, but what kind is it? Is it aa video game type thing?
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/09/03 11:23 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Don Vercetti:
I JG, I might join next season of this game, but what kind is it? Is it aa video game type thing?
If you don't seriously know baseball, don't bother :p
Posted By: Don Vercetti

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/09/03 11:32 PM

I know the basics, but I don't follow it on TV and crap. But just answer the question :p , is this like a video game or something?
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/09/03 11:50 PM

No, it's not a video game. It consists of reading baseball stats for an hour a day trying to compile the best team of the day. Every day. For a couple months. Only a true fan would find that exciting
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/09/03 11:53 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by J Geoff:
No, it's not a video game. It consists of reading baseball stats for an hour a day trying to compile the best team of the day. Every day. For a couple months. Only a true fan would find that exciting
Yep, that pretty much sums it up. Did you mention it was everyday JG? Including weekends and holidays? Just wanted to make sure...
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/09/03 11:54 PM

Hey Bethie, as stated, I will be back Friday. Drop me a PM or email with your cell number or something if you want me to show you some of the sights. I know some good ones...
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/09/03 11:56 PM

Thanks, DS - I forgot about Saturdays, Sundays and holidays! All of 'em! Even when it's sunny out!
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/09/03 11:57 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by plawrence:
Hey Bethie, as stated, I will be back Friday. Drop me a PM or email with your cell number or something if you want me to show you some of the sights. I know some good ones...
Is that code for collusion?! :p Bethie, have a great trip! If you and plaw see the sights, make sure and take pictures- especially those when you both sneak out to watch the ball games!
Posted By: Big Daddy Don

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/10/03 12:44 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by J Geoff:
No gals were invited?? BD, what kinda party you throwing over there?? I don't think I can make it anymore...
HA - C'mon don't leave me hangin here - I was counting on you to bring the quiche. Don't worry there will be gals there - Buffy and BB can't make it cause they already got other plans (or so they say) - some crap lame excuse about vacation and going to some sucky Dodgers game and another about seeing the Big Apple - like who would rather do that than come to my backyard bash :rolleyes: . C'mon I live by woods - real wildlife - deers, ticks, lyme disease - we got it all.
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/10/03 03:18 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by Big Daddy Don:
going to some sucky Dodgers game
Sucky? Ah, so you know Nomo's pitching....
Posted By: Big Daddy Don

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/10/03 04:46 AM

27 Points from the Rook with the double digit ERA - see sometimes we simply need to tempt fate. Of course luck also plays into it. A shame I didn't tempt fate with my offensive players though.

Luckily I didn't go the course of Buffy and Douche taking Colon tonight - what a shitty pick that turned out to be
Posted By: joltinjoe05

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/10/03 04:55 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by Don Vercetti:
I know the basics, but I don't follow it on TV and crap. But just answer the question :p , is this like a video game or something?




Holy Shit!! A video game!! WTF are you on?! Damn. DV, this thing actually sucks really. Don't do it.
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/10/03 05:15 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by joltinjoe05:
DV, Don't do it.
Ditto - what he said.
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/10/03 05:37 AM

Heeeeyyyyy! Whaddya know? Bronze IS my color!!

Yeah yeah, go ahead get all the Colon jokes out of your system. Let me go on my mini-vacation with a smile on my face

A few observations:

Nice to find out my Catcher, 1st baseman AND 2nd baseman didn't even show up to play today....and then I wonder why I get no offensive points!

However, 's Catcher and 1st baseman didn't show up as well, but he managed a whopping 66 points! (2/3 of the 's number, I am not surprised.)

BUT! I had a home run hitter tonight. Too bad and Pork Chop had him as well. That pretty much cancelled out MY victory dance.

Beth: don't allow to lure you to see the sights of NYC. I saw something in a movie once .

BDD: Quiche? you're kidding right? I mean about KNOWING that Pork makes a mean quiche

Don't know why all the fellas are in such a hurry to pass me. Gettin' too used to the view? Sissies.

I must run. And I say this with the utmost sincerity: Don't miss me too much!
Posted By: Beth E

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/10/03 12:04 PM

Christ, I can't leave this place today tied with fathersson. Something's gotta give. I either have to be losing but 50 points, or just beating his ass. This is too close for comfort for me. Of course, I can't speak for fathersoon.
Posted By: SC

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/10/03 01:26 PM

Thursday

PL 4562 Athletics
JG 4388 ChiSox
LD 4372 ChiSox
DB 4086 ChiSox
BD 3948 ChiSox
UU 3814 Dodgers
SC 3667 ChiSox
OA 3637 Indians
HH 3591 Yankees
JJ 1775 Braves
BE 0929 Athletics
FS 0929 Yankees
Posted By: fathersson

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/10/03 02:42 PM

TIE! No way!

Ties are like kissing your sister!

Bethie, even if we tie it would be a lost to you. After all I am not swtiching and adjusting my team every hour of the day. Even when The Yanks were playing a tuff team like BOSTON! So you are struggling to keep up!
SC was trying to be nice to you and put you ahead on his last list! I know he doesn't want you to feel bad before you go away! After all a girl has to look her best in the Big Apple! and puffy eyes and dark lines running down your face only makes New York look bad!

By the way have a good time and rest up because the next big game will start soon and you and I will not have the excuse that we started late!

Looks like all comes out in the final wash and PL will take the first half. Good going!

Bethie, I hope the trash talk lifts your day!
Posted By: Beth E

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/10/03 02:46 PM

Don't use an excuse like "not playing" to bolster yourself. That just means you're not "picking" anybody, so you have nothing to "brag" about. The reason I'm ahead of you is because that's how it appears on the fantasy board. Even those guys know that "chicks rule, and dogs drool". My mascara is planted firmly on my lashes my friend. I keep saying I'm not a whiner. I think of this as exhibition. I now am getting all my kinks out. How are your kinks?
Posted By: fathersson

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/10/03 02:50 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by La Dolce Vita:
[quote]Originally posted by joltinjoe05:
[b] DV, Don't do it.
Ditto - what he said. [/b][/quote]I am going to church and say a litttle prayer!
I thought this was a safe spot.
Posted By: fathersson

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/10/03 03:12 PM

Oh Bethie, where did I say I wan't playing- I just said that I wasn't switching my team!

Now the question is will I leave it stand the rest of this game till Sunday or will I lie and switch the team to get you back in the basement once again?

I did feel that I have the basic playing terms down for now so I wasn't going to sweat the end here, but this trash talk has given some value to the last three days of the game!

Yes, I know that you would rather cut out your tongue off then whine or show any weakness and isn't it great that they have waterproof Mascara now a days

Be well and travel safe!
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/10/03 03:45 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by fathersson:
I am not swtiching and adjusting my team every hour of the day.
I thought all guys adjusted themselves that often?
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/10/03 05:01 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by SC:
Thursday
JG 4388 ChiSox
LD 4372 ChiSox
DB 4086 ChiSox
BD 3948 ChiSox
SC 3667 ChiSox
We all should find out pretty early today if we will have a good day or a bad one! Game starts in 10 minutes.

On another note, I think already greeted Bethie but Buffy, I hope you have a good time as well on your mini-vacation. When does it start again?

On a third note, I'm trying to decide if I want to go to the All-Star Extravaganza on Monday next week. I guess the only attraction is the Home Run Contest, but with no Bonds and no Sosa, the competition has lost a lot of its luster. What else is there other than the homerun contest?
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/10/03 05:05 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Big Daddy Don:
Luckily I didn't go the course of Buffy and Douche taking Colon tonight - what a shitty pick that turned out to be


Tell me about it.

Good thing my offense picked up the slack.
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/10/03 05:14 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Don Sicilia:
Buffy, I hope you have a good time as well on your mini-vacation. When does it start again?
She's gone, but no doubt made her picks at dawn this morning for tomorrow (which will stick for Sat and Sun). I wonder who she picked for 3 days? She better not beat me w/o playing!
Posted By: Big Daddy Don

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/10/03 06:14 PM

Gee I thought I would never say it but I think I miss PL and Buffy - and tomorrow we lose BB - it's gonna be pretty lonely here tomorrow.

So anyway in my best PL impersonation

Can we get back to business here.

For those of you that may have taken Pirates 1B Randall Simon be aware he may be charged for his actions in the Milwaukee game last night. Apparantly during the 'Sausage' race he hit one of the contestents with his bat. SOOOO he could be charged with whacking the sausage

Wow they are strict in Milwaukee I guess . Ok I am sure PL would be proud that we bought the attention of this thread back to the game at hand. :p
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/10/03 06:25 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by J Geoff:
She's gone, but no doubt made her picks at dawn this morning for tomorrow (which will stick for Sat and Sun). I wonder who she picked for 3 days? She better not beat me w/o playing!
I'm sure you already thought of this JG, but with you holding onto second place, and assuming you've given up on catching Plaw for first, you can do a tremendous amount of dee-fense by just picking her players!
Posted By: badguytony

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/10/03 06:27 PM

I'm not sure what Randall Simon was thinking but he's in trouble. It was the lead story in all the newscasts here. The sausage race is a Milwaukee staple and people even bet on the race. I knew he swung at anything, but not EVERYTHING!
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/10/03 06:27 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Don Sicilia:
you can do a tremendous amount of dee-fense by just picking her players!
Yeah, but her players suck (oops, just jinxed myself yet again! )
Posted By: Beth E

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/10/03 06:33 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Big Daddy Don:
Apparantly during the 'Sausage' race he hit one of the contestents with his bat. SOOOO he could be charged with whacking the sausage

Maybe he should have stuck with choking a chicken. That'll only leave you blind.
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/10/03 06:34 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by J Geoff:
Yeah, but her players suck (oops, just jinxed myself yet again! )
I guess with the amount of whining Buffy's been spitting out lately about her Offensive Points, maybe they do! Pick her pitching staff I say! Since Buffy and I have been thinking the same lately, I would bet fake money that she picked Red Sox or the A's for the next three days.
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/10/03 07:11 PM

Damn Daubach double-play... ahh well... 22 pts isn't too bad for being shutout... But by Detroit??
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/10/03 07:13 PM

Thursday

PL 4562 Athletics (25) 53
JG 4388 ChiSox (22) 64
LD 4372 ChiSox (22) 49
DB 4086 ChiSox (22) 65
BD 3948 ChiSox (22) 41
UU 3814 Dodgers (7) 28
SC 3667 ChiSox (22) 48
OA 3637 Indians (27) 52
HH 3591 Yankees (11) 40
JJ 1775 Braves (27) 57
BE 0929 Athletics (25) 48
FS 0929 Yankees (11) 42
Posted By: Big Daddy Don

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/10/03 07:14 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Don Sicilia:

Thursday
JG 4388 ChiSox
LD 4372 ChiSox
DB 4086 ChiSox
BD 3948 ChiSox
SC 3667 ChiSox
Damn - they pitch a 1 run game - and lose. Not that it makes much of a difference since we all sink or swim together in this one - but ... And the ChiSox had guys on 1st and 3rd with one out in the 9th too - just a sac fly and we could have had extra innings.

I know PL had a hand in that game somehow
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/10/03 11:13 PM

You put your right foot in
You put your right foot out...
----------------------------
3 and 1/2 days to go
Posted By: Beth E

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/10/03 11:31 PM

Thanks for letting me ride your coattails with the A's plaw. You do your victory dance, while I do my vodoo on the Yankees for tonight. I don't want to come back Sunday and see me back down with the roach collectors.


They play Toronto this weekend, so:
Go TORONTO:

Yankmes
Yankmes
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/10/03 11:49 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by plawrence:
You put your right foot in
You put your right foot out...
How hokey :p
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/11/03 02:12 PM

Man, all the girls go away (well, the two anyway) and all conversation stop! I think that's peace and quiet I hear! :p

Friday

PL 4615 Mariners ()
JG 4452 Woody ()
LD 4421 Mariners ()
DB 4151 Woody ()
BD 3989 Woody ()
UU 3842 Dodgers ()
SC 3715 Phils ()
OA 3689 Indians ()
HH 3631 Yankees ()
JJ 1832 A's ()
BE 0977 White Sox ()
FS 0971 Yankees ()

[ ESPN stats aren't updated, and I don't feel like doing the math... --JG ]
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/11/03 03:05 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Don Sicilia:
Man, all the girls go away (well, the two anyway) and all conversation stop!
How shocking!

Man, I was gonna go w/ Moyer today, too, but was short on $$. Buff has Seattle tomorrow... hmm...
Posted By: Big Daddy Don

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/11/03 03:06 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Don Sicilia:
Man, all the girls go away (well, the two anyway) and all conversation stop!
Hey don't worry my friend I am around but just got done with meetings. So all the woman are away and JGeoff, yourself and I are all left with Woody today - somehow that doesn't seem right.

I think Buffy left a curse on me - all my offensive players either don't play or when then do they don't score.

Hopefully the next half will be different - have I mentioned I started this 10 games late ..... :p
Posted By: fathersson

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/11/03 03:44 PM

Trash Talk is at an all time low!
and Bethie is 6 points a head of me.

Three days to go, now what should I do?
Stay with the yanks or hummmmm?
Posted By: Big Daddy Don

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/11/03 03:48 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by fathersson:
Three days to go, now what should I do?
Stay with the yanks or hummmmm?
hummmmmm
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/11/03 04:50 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Big Daddy Don:
[quote]Originally posted by fathersson:
[b] Three days to go, now what should I do?
Stay with the yanks or hummmmm?
hummmmmm [/b][/quote]Yea, I heard their pitching staff was great- next to Woody that is.
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/11/03 04:53 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Don Sicilia:
Since Buffy and I have been thinking the same lately, I would bet fake money that she picked Red Sox or the A's for the next three days.
So much for my prognosticating skills... :rolleyes:

Good thing I bet fake money!

Or maybe she just picked the wrong pitching staff over a span of 3 days...
Posted By: fathersson

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/11/03 06:54 PM

By the way your bookie called- Pay up or
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/11/03 07:45 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by fathersson:
By the way your bookie called- Pay up or
I would have preferred "Pay up or !"

So, FS... I see you are making friends in the symbolism thread... :p
Posted By: fathersson

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/11/03 07:49 PM

sorry the bay is closed today!
Posted By: Big Daddy Don

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/11/03 08:36 PM

I'm out of work early today - so all you kids have a good weekend.

FS and BB - looks like it is gonna come down to the wire. Last one left in the basement has to clean it up for the next half. Good luck to both.

JG and Buffy - still a tight battle for 2nd and 3rd with three games to go - nothing on the line except for bragging rights and today you two have pretty different rosters - could be interesting.

DB - I concede 4th place to you. Actually I did it last week when I didn't break 200 - just didn't want to tell you - you know keep you on your toes. Although I will remind you that I did start 10 games late :p - have I ever mentioned that before ?

And finally - you can start dancing now, matter of fact you can dance for nearly a week but remember we are only half over. For your victory dance though you should do the "Mummers Strut" - if you don't know how I am sure with your GF can teach you - kind of a local thing.

Hey with all the girls gone - we should hit a shaker bar or something.

Have a good weekend all.
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/11/03 09:39 PM

2 homers for Sosa so far!

Edit: Just checked... You might be in for some trouble JG. Buffy had Sammy.
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/11/03 10:56 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Don Sicilia:
2 homers for Sosa so far!

Edit: Just checked... You might be in for some trouble JG. Buffy had Sammy.
Well, that figures... :rolleyes:
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/12/03 01:38 AM

DAMMIT! I KNEW IT!

As soon as I saw ESPN display this:

Quote:
Game Notes
-Bottom of 5th: ST. LOUIS PITCHER WOODY WILLIAMS HAS A PERFECT GAME THROUGH FIVE INNINGS.
I knew it was all over. Damn ESPN jinxing our shit!!! Now it's 2-1 SD in the 6th on a walk and a homer. ARGH!
Posted By: Big Daddy Don

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/12/03 02:14 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by J Geoff:
Damn ESPN jinxing our shit!!! Now it's 2-1 SD in the 6th on a walk and a homer. ARGH!
I hear you, I was hoping for a big night from him, since my offense continues to suffer from the Buffy Curse - so this whole time maybe it was the curse of ESPN - huh. :p
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/12/03 04:52 AM

You put you're right foot in
And you shake it all about
-----------------------------
2 days plus a few odd innings to go
Posted By: fathersson

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/12/03 01:08 PM

Where, oh Where are the scores gone oh where, oh where can they be! 9:00am and no scores?
Posted By: Big Daddy Don

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/12/03 01:15 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by plawrence:
You put you're right foot in
And you shake it all about
Hey PL - you might want to let JGeoff and Buffy know when it's time to put your 'backside' in - I think they might want to wearing a certain pair of shoes.

Good to hear you made it back safely - hope it was a good vacation.
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/12/03 02:14 PM

I don't know what the final scores from yesterday were but here are the PS:

Saturday

PL Pedro (34) 74
JG Pedro (34) 62
LD Pedro (34) 57
DB Pedro (34) 69
BD Pedro (34) 59
UU Dodgers (11) 23
SC Pedro (34) 43
OA Royals (19) 58
HH Yankees (-12) 10
JJ A's (26) 42
BE White Sox (24)+(10) 76
FS Yankees (-12) 4

6 of us took Pedro against Detroit in what must be the biggest no brainer all year! Now watch the Tigers win 8 - 0! :rolleyes:
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/12/03 04:49 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Don Sicilia:
LD Pedro (She changed her PS!)
What a cheater!!
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/12/03 05:23 PM

JG, Are you sure you don't want a job straightening out these mopes at ESPN?

How can I finish my victory dance not knowing yesterday's scores? :rolleyes:
Posted By: Big Daddy Don

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/12/03 05:32 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by plawrence:
How can I finish my victory dance not knowing yesterday's scores?
Hey PL - you know if they never fix the scores - we are gonna have to put "*" next to your first half 'victory'.

My guess is the either JGeoff or Buffy are behind it - sore losers I guess :p
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/12/03 05:40 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Big Daddy Don:
if they never fix the scores - we are gonna have to put [b]"*" next to your first half 'victory'.[/b]


PL - Just start dancing... I wouldn't worry about it at this point! :p
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/12/03 05:56 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by J Geoff:
PL - Just start dancing... I wouldn't worry about it at this point! :p
OK. If you insist...

You do the hokey-pokey
And you turn yourself around
That's what it's all about
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/12/03 06:01 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Big Daddy Don:

Good to hear you made it back safely - hope it was a good vacation.
It was a great vacation, thank you. Good weather, good food, good company, and plenty of new tits and ass to ogle. And all that ogling tends to have somewhat of a lubricious effect on my 54 year old libido.

You know, I just noticed: You've been awfully nice to me, BD.
You must think it's gonna help you in the second half.

Actually, I expect to do rather poorly in Part 2. I made a new deal with the devil. It involved re-signing a certain NJ Nets point guard...
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/12/03 06:07 PM

PL - That must've been some deal, 6 yrs worth!
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/12/03 06:18 PM

I'm happy with it. I agreed to finish a close second, in exchange for 6 years of Kidd, a healthy Mourning, a washed-up Payton and Malone, and an NBA title for Nets next year.

Here's something funny, though. The Nets sent out next season's ticket renewals last week, and were proud to state that there was no increase in ticket prices. I think what happened was they were so sure that they were going to lose Kidd, they didn't dare try to raise prices, but at the same time were hoping to get some renewals in before his loss became official. So they really fucked up. If they would have waited, they easily could have gotten away with a price increase.

15,000 people per game, times $10 per ticket, times 41 games...Cost them about $6 million
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/12/03 06:35 PM

Shit - I had no idea there was a D-H today... there goes Second Place for me... :rolleyes:
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/13/03 02:51 PM

LAST DAY OF THE SEASON!

Sunday

PL 4729 Marlins
JG 4568 Marlins
LD 4531 Seattle
DB 4287 Marlins
BD 4098 Marlins
UU 3883 Dodgers
OA 3800 Royals
SC 3793 Marlins
HH 3669 Yankees
JJ 1936 Oakland
BE 1057 ChiSox
FS 1021 Yankees

Watch out PL!!

Oh chit, Buff is making a final move with the Mariners... somewhat comfy lead, but still down to the wire!
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/13/03 03:08 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by J Geoff:
LAST DAY OF THE SEASON!

Oh chit, Buff is making a final move with the Mariners... somewhat comfy lead, but still down to the wire!
On Buffy's behalf, I will mention that she did starts two days late, during which time you amassed 45 points. So actually, one could argue that she has an 8 point lead on you. :p
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/13/03 03:11 PM

Thanks for that... :rolleyes: but not my fault :p
Posted By: Big Daddy Don

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/13/03 03:57 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by plawrence:
On Buffy's behalf, I will mention that she did starts two days late, during which time you amassed 45 points. So actually, one could argue that she has an 8 point lead on you. :p
That's a good point PL - and I am not sure if I ever mentioned, maybe I did once - but I started 10 games late - so JGeoff you may actually end up in fourth place by the time the day is over. :p

And not to scare nor worry you - but seems we have the same PS today also. And I believe you know what that means in most cases.
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/13/03 07:32 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Big Daddy Don:
I am not sure if I ever mentioned, maybe I did once - but I started 10 games late - so JGeoff you may actually end up in fourth place by the time the day is over. :p
Nice try, BD, but on JG's behalf, I must say "afraid not" :p

JG had 316 points before you got started, so subtracting that from his current total, that still leaves you some 160 points behind him going into today.
Posted By: Big Daddy Don

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/13/03 07:38 PM

Hey if you don't have anything to say to bolster my case - don't say anything at all

sniff sniff - another ER in the Florida game, I believe I am starting to smell some bad pork again. :rolleyes:
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/13/03 07:42 PM

Jeez...everyone's getting so testy today. First JG, now you. I'm just pointing out the facts.

What a bunch of sore losers :p
Posted By: Beth E

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/13/03 10:40 PM

Boy, it comes down to the last day and the claws come out. I'm upset I'm not in last place anymore. I guess basement bethie is no more. But hey, there's always next week. Sunday is the last game, right?
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/14/03 01:41 AM

LAST DAY OF THE SEASON!

Sunday

1. PL 4729 Marlins (17) 46 4775
2. JG 4568 Marlins (17) 48 4616
3. LD 4531 Seattle (29) 63 4594
4. DB 4287 Marlins (17) 38 4325
5. BD 4098 Marlins (17) 36 4134
6. UU 3883 Dodgers (17) 41 3924
7. OA 3800 Royals (22) 56 3856
8. SC 3793 Marlins (17) 38 3831
9. HH 3669 Yankees (29) 63 3732
10. JJ 1936 Oakland (29) 52 1988
11. BE 1057 ChiSox (19) 39 1096
12. FS 1021 Yankees (29) 50 1071

No denying it now, PL - Congrats! Bastid.

Sorry, Buffy :p I'm glad you made changes during your vacation so I wouldn't have to hear it. But chime in with PL how you started two days late :rolleyes: (hey, those could've been negative days! :p )

Gonna be nice to have a couple days off from this. To study! haha

I plan on starting a new thread for the second half, so keep an eye out for it.
Posted By: joltinjoe05

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/14/03 02:02 AM

Dang, so close to 2000.
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/14/03 04:09 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by J Geoff:

No denying it now, PL - Congrats!
Thanks, JG. Couldn't have done it without your great early season strategy tips. :rolleyes: :p

Glad the superior competition spurred you on to your best finish ever. Too bad it wasn't good enough.
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/14/03 04:16 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by plawrence:
Couldn't have done it without your great early season strategy tips.
Sheesh. The guy wins, and yet blames me for not winning it by ENOUGH? After the next half, pay attention to my victory speech... :p

Maybe I am a bit teste... err, testy...
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/14/03 04:41 AM

Good morning!

3rd place? well, I guess bronze DOES go with my tan

Congrats to - way to get out of a bet. Did you REALLY not want to have dinner with me THAT bad???Ah, your loss

Ok, so my Griswald moment came early at Coors Field. I'll have you know I DID make it on the giant Sony.....as many major league games that I have been to, I have NEVER fought for a foul or home run ball. I always say let the other peeps gouge an eye out for it. But we were sitting in row 20 behind home plate and Dave Ross fouled it off behind him and of course I am talking away to people around me and I look up and there is the ball but it LOOKS like it is going to go way behind us.....before I can even THINK about it, it comes down, hits me on the outside of my left calf, basically bounces off and lands in my daughter's friend's hands two seats down. It was her birthday, so I was happy she caught it. People around me (who seemed a bit peeved that I was cheering for the Dodgers...in Coors field, go figure...) teased me the rest of the game about me getting my "Dodger Blue" in the form of the huge bruise on my leg....when the attendant asked if there was anything I needed, I figured I couldnt ask to meet Eric Karros anymore so said, no, no thank you.

Otherwise, good game....Dodgers lost. Helton had a great night (2 homers) but at least it was exciting. Coors is a great field, I love it, havent been there since last year and the downtown area after the game is GREAT!

Sucks to come back when it is all over. I missed the fat lady sing! Feel like I had been asleep during the most important last lap of the race. But I spent alot of time at the ESPN Zone so I followed alot of the games there.

You KNOW I will be around for Round 2.

And let me say this sincerely: Everyone played a good and clean game - and I consider everyone a formidable foe for next game.

But! No more Ms. nice gal. I will use whatever means necessary to stay on top this time....
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/14/03 04:53 AM

Ok, so final tallies in. Pork ahead of me by only 22 points. I'm sure he was sweating. Did I mention I started 2 days late? AND I was out of town with no access for the last 4 days?

DoucheMan - a FINE contender. But man, 269 behind the top three? I see you putting your game face on as we speak. Or at least when you wake up on Thursday
Posted By: joltinjoe05

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/14/03 04:54 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by La Dolce Vita:


But! No more Ms. nice gal. I will use whatever means necessary to stay on top this time....
You're going to moon us?

That's it. I'm through, I forfeit. I can't go through with this while she does this stuff. This is damaging to my plans. I'm outta this league.
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/14/03 05:03 AM

JJ, you don't like Buffy's behind??

Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/14/03 05:07 AM

Maybe he just can't HANDLE it. No matter. Told you I would deal with the competetion in my own way.

na na na nah, hey hey goodbye
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/14/03 05:20 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by plawrence:
On Buffy's behalf, I will mention that she did starts two days late, during which time you amassed 45 points. So actually, one could argue that she has an 8 point lead on you. :p
Make that a 23 point lead. If I were you Buffy, I'd be making my case for the silver here instead of the bronze.
Posted By: joltinjoe05

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/14/03 05:26 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by J Geoff:
JJ, you don't like Buffy's behind??

Cant concentrate! I'll be picking the Tigers PS before you know it.
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/14/03 05:32 AM

LAST DAY OF THE SEASON!

Sunday

1. 4729 Marlins (17) 46 4775
2. JG 4568 Marlins (17) 48 4616*
3. LD 4531 Seattle (29) 63 4594
4. DB 4287 Marlins (17) 38 4325
5. BD 4098 Marlins (17) 36 4134
6. UU 3883 Dodgers (17) 41 3924
7. OA 3800 Royals (22) 56 3856
8. SC 3793 Marlins (17) 38 3831
9. HH 3669 Yankees (29) 63 3732
10. JJ 1936 Oakland (29) 52 1988
11. BE 1057 ChiSox (19) 39 1096
12. FS 1021 Yankees (29) 50 1071

*Started 2 days before Buffy. Happy now? :rolleyes: But who's to say Buff wouldn't have gotten negative points in those two days, decreasing her total even more? :p

Stop taking the attention away from your #1 spot :p Just be happy, since it won't last
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/14/03 05:37 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by J Geoff:
But who's to say Buff wouldn't have gotten negative points in those two days, decreasing her total even more? :p

I have to say in 16 weeks, I THINK I have only had negative points ONCE (one day). And that was during my real bad karma week.

Just enjoy your silver now Pork. You'll never see the valuable metals ever again....
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/14/03 07:23 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by La Dolce Vita:
You'll never see the valuable metals ever again....
Let me know when bronze becomes valuable, I'll buy some...
Posted By: SC

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/14/03 09:08 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by plawrence:
[QUOTE]Originally posted by plawrence:
[qb] On Buffy's behalf, I will mention that she did starts two days late, during which time you amassed 45 points. So actually, one could argue that she has an 8 point lead on you.
*Ahem* Buffy actually started ONE day late, but then again, Geoff had a one day head start on the rest of us and had garnered 83 points before Buffy even played.

(I love a good free-for-all).
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/14/03 09:27 AM

No man, she missed the first two days Everyone except HH and myself missed the very first day... see?

What're we still doing up?
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/14/03 01:28 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by La Dolce Vita:
DoucheMan - a FINE contender. But man, 269 behind the top three? I see you putting your game face on as we speak. Or at least when you wake up on Thursday
Just taking my time, Buffy, taking my time! :p Everyone knows this game begins in the 2nd half!

In any case, here are my thoughts on the first half:

- MVP: Plaw. Congrats on your fine play this first half. You managed to avoid most curses and able to find gems in your line-up. I believe your players were corking their bat though!

- Comeback Player: Bad Daddy. His rise from the basement was pretty impressive. And to think about it, did you all know he started 10 games late? Think of all the negative points he could have gotten! Too bad about the curse though.

- Trash Talker Award: Tie- Buffy and Pork (in that order since Pork has an asterisk!) You two are pros at talking trash. I think the back and forth at the end of the season helped your cause. Honorable mentions go to Plaw, Bad Daddy and Bethie. I am admittedly an amateur.

- Rookie of the Year: Tie- Basement Bethie and Fatherson. You two can stop carrying our bags in the second half!

- Player Most Likely to Play with an Injured Player for a Week: Our consigliere, SC. You shouldn't have let him know, JG! :p

- Potential Surprise Player for the 2nd Half: Watchout for JJ. He might do a couple of things- which might amount to a 6th or 7th place finish, but still- surprising. :p

- Other than myself, Player Most Likely to Win 2nd Half: Plaw. Until you knock him out, it's still his game to lose. Watch out for the first loser and second loser of the first half though- JG and Buffy could pull it out.
Posted By: Beth E

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/14/03 01:41 PM

Ok Douche Man, what booby prize do I get for being rookie of the year, after all, I did start 10 weeks late. And trash tawker? Gotta get the pipes good and rested cause now I'll have 9 people to contend with, instead of 1. Where is Fathersson? Couldn't handle that I didn't stay down as he predicted? He shouldn't be mad, he still has he knee caps.
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/14/03 01:50 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Beth E:
Ok Douche Man, what booby prize do I get for being rookie of the year, after all, I did start 10 weeks late.
Booby prize?! Didn't think you needed one (or two)... How about a new pair of pon-poms?!

I forgot to congratulate JG for winning week 15. I sat comfortably in second place for the week.
Posted By: fathersson

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/14/03 02:32 PM

Don't worry I will be there for the next half.I can now take my Shine Guards off as Bethie is out of the beasment!

Win, or lose I will be there. Who would want to miss all the trash talk each and every day.

This is the one thread without the jerks and grade schoolers looking for trouble!

Let us hope that it stays that way!

But the way i was out there getting a haircut and a trim. I have to look my best for the 2nd half, now don't I.

By the way great game everyone- I wished I had started sooner, but the few weeks practice will help for the nexxt game.
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/14/03 03:43 PM

Anyone else feeling the effects of withdrawal??

Last night, I didn't have to tweak my roster. Oh, the spare time I had!

This morning, no scores to check. No veiled insults to hurl. Well, I could, but they would not be related to playing baseball

I might actually GO OUT to lunch instead of staying in checking probables.

Addicted you say? Talk me down. I must prepare for when baseball overlaps with football.
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/14/03 04:13 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by La Dolce Vita:
Anyone else feeling the effects of withdrawal??
Me.

I've had a sinking feeling since last night that I forgot to do something important. First day back at work from vacation, and here I am still checking this thread.

Can't wait until Wednesday when I can pick a roster again and begin the defense of my title.
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/14/03 04:19 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by plawrence:
First day back at work from vacation, and here I am still checking this thread.
I was actually hoping the OFFICIAL results changed last night and leaned in my favor. Crazy that I was actually vying for 2nd place all that time. :rolleyes:

I think I should get the award for most driven player. At times, I really think I may get cut out of the will. I have a condo with a short lease picked out just in case
Posted By: fathersson

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/14/03 04:26 PM

Wow, sounds like a tuff case! and they say it is only a game!
So do we have to form another group with the remaining players? Or are we just going to rework our team in the format that we are in now?
Posted By: Big Daddy Don

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/14/03 04:26 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by plawrence:
I've had a sinking feeling since last night that I forgot to do something important.
Morning pee break ????

:p
Posted By: Beth E

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/14/03 04:41 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by La Dolce Vita:
THINK about it, it comes down, hits me on the outside of my left calf, basically bounces off and lands in my daughter's friend's hands two seats down. It was her birthday, so I was happy she caught it. People around me (who seemed a bit peeved that I was cheering for the Dodgers...in Coors field, go figure...) teased me the rest of the game about me getting my "Dodger Blue" in the form of the huge bruise on my leg....
But!
Jeezes Buffy, you got a bad omen with vacations don't you. Didn't you skin your knee at a Mcdonald's parking lot the last vacation? But I've got no room to talk. I got beat up by a squirrel. No worries though. Next time I'm there I'm hunting that bird flipping squirrel down and his nuts will be mine.
Posted By: Big Daddy Don

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/14/03 04:45 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Beth E:
I'm hunting that bird flipping squirrel down and his nuts will be mine.
Hey FS - I think she might mean you

Make sure you straighten the basement up for the second half please.
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/14/03 04:54 PM

Yes Bethie, I have had a number of Griswald vacation moments. The split open knee was worth $150 to McDonald's corporation for me not to begin litigation. I would just much rather not be scarring up the goods

Imagine having "Rawlins" embedded on my calf and then not even being able to keep it as a souvenir! It's a nice purplish color today, matches my skirt Legs still look good from the right side, thank goodness!
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/14/03 05:56 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by plawrence:
[quote]Originally posted by La Dolce Vita:
[b] Anyone else feeling the effects of withdrawal??
Me. [/b][/quote]Just wait for the Fall when you have to wait 5 months 'til the next season. Thank goodness for football to distract for a couple months...

I play a lot of the ESPN games just to keep going year-round -- basketball, hockey, horse racing, car racing, golf -- whether I know the sport or not

I didn't enjoy last year's baseball postseason game, though... you had to buy teams (no big deal), but I loaded up on everyone BUT Anaheim and was out the first week because all players were locked in through the world series!

Anyway, good show this first half. Buffy can have Honorary 2nd Place... She and PL better watch their backs next half, though!
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/14/03 08:50 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by J Geoff:
She and PL better watch their backs next half, though!
I liked it better when YOU were in a position to watch my back

Ok, am I the only one here feeling cheated? The ending came fast and feels seemingly anti-climactic. After all that incessant crowing, PL isn't even gonna grace us with one of his infamous "newspaper clippings" declaring his victory? Maybe I am just coming down from not fully appreciating his "you-call-that-dancing-" victory dance.

Pork making me "honorary" 2nd place? God, can you feel the love in this place??!! :rolleyes:

Good sportsmanship is great. Good job everybody. High Five and smack butts and all that....Just make sure I am pissed off or at least annoyed with most of you by the time Wednesday rolls around....
Posted By: Big Daddy Don

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/14/03 09:04 PM

I have to admit it did end on somewhat of a 'mushy' note. All the battle for second and third and today Geoff gives second place to Buffy - what a freakin Wussy :p . Hell with all the love today, I felt like it was almost all girls in this except for the 1 1/2 half that we actually had . And such little gloating from PL - I am disappointed in you - hey knowing where your GF grew up she can certainly give you pointers in gloating and boasting - although you had little problem with it up to today.

And speaking of fighting for second and third - who really cares who is second anyway - you two should have been fighting for first - instead you concerned yourselves with the other giving PL a free ride. Of course all that will change - because thank goodness we are not gonna have to listen to BB and FS complain how they had to start 10 weeks late - was I the only one tired of hearing that lame ass excuse??
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/14/03 09:09 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Big Daddy Don:
almost all girls in this except for the 1 1/2 half that we actually had
This should be interesting.

I'm waiting.

Pork might be peeved that you called him only HALF a girl.....
Posted By: Big Daddy Don

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/14/03 09:11 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by La Dolce Vita:
Pork might be peeved that you called him only HALF a girl.....
Actually I had Pork at 1/4 and PL as a 1/2 if you must know. :p
Posted By: Beth E

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/14/03 09:13 PM

Waahhh, Waahhhh, Wahhhh Cupcake Bad Daddy. Starting this week no more crying about starting 10 weeks late, 10 days late, 2 minutes late, the Rip Van Winkle excuse. This will separate the men from the, what's that word, "girls". Bad boy, bad boy, what ya gonna do, what ya gonna do when I come for you?
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/14/03 09:14 PM

Free ride? Free ride? We gave PL nothing - he just TOOK it!

How come I KNEW that Bad Daddy would be the FIRST one to annoy me for Wednesday

I don't see any scratch or bite marks on you from any fighting. Even the DoucheMan tried to claw his way away from you.

Chicks dig battle scars. Half-chicks too.
Posted By: Big Daddy Don

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/14/03 09:30 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by La Dolce Vita:
How come I KNEW that Bad Daddy would be the FIRST one to annoy me for Wednesday

Half-chicks too.
So I was the first to annoy you - wow that is so hurtful I don't imagine I'll be able to sleep tonight now.

And regarding half-chick - you might be giving yourself too much credit. :p

And BB - you enjoy your little journey into the sunlight while you can. I understand FS is cleaning up the basement nicely for you. You know you might want to think of winterizing it also. Can get mighthy cold down there.
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/14/03 09:39 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Big Daddy Don:
And regarding half-chick - you might be giving yourself too much credit.
Pulll-eeeeeze. I am ALL chick and then some. But then most normal people already know that

I have a feeling you and I are gonna bump some major heads this next game. Quick wit, I will give you that - but can you pick players?

Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/14/03 09:40 PM

Here are my predictions for the 2nd half:

Player Most Likely to Fizzle and Burn: Plaw. After his deal with the devil to get JKidd back, I predict a 5th place finish for . Go Nets!

Player Most Likely to Have a Curse Named After Her: Bethie. The first half, the Bethie curse really didn't do any damage, save a few points here and there. Come second half, we will all see the full brunt of this dreaded curse. As Kurtz said, "The horror... The horror..."

How Many Days it will Take Bad Daddy to Complain About Picking the Wrong Pitching Staff: 2

How Many Days it will Take Pork to Complain About Picking the Wrong Pitching Staff: 1

How Many Woody and Wood References We Will Have in the 2nd Half: 342

How Many Times Plaw will complain about the innuendo: 2

Player Most Likely to Invite the Youngsters into the Game: Fatherson

Temperature in Hell Once Fatherson invites Vercetti into the Game: 0 degrees Kelvin

Player Most Likely to Lose His Curse in the 2nd Half: SC. I see SC spending Plaw-esque amount of time in this game for the second half.
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/14/03 09:42 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Big Daddy Don:
Can get mighthy cold down there.
Bad Daddy should know... :p
Posted By: Big Daddy Don

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/14/03 09:43 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by La Dolce Vita:
Pulll-eeeeeze. I am [b]ALL chick and then some ...

[/b]
Yes you are all chick probably - can't even catch a fly ball at the game - instead you let it hit your leg and get a bruise. :rolleyes: Sissy-girl.

And 'goad' this :p
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/14/03 09:49 PM

Thank you Douche-Man aka Nostradamus!!

Too funny

You are probably right on with all those. Add:

Times Douche Bigalow distracts himself with talk of pom poms and nice backsides: 50+
Can't call HIM a girl!

BDD - I didn't attempt to CATCH the ball, because I didn't WANT the ball. What the HELL would I do with an old dirty baseball?

Although I could think of ONE thing to do with it at this very moment. Too bad BDD, you are so far away....
Posted By: Big Daddy Don

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/14/03 09:50 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Don Sicilia:
Here are my predictions for the 2nd half:

How Many Times Plaw will complain about the innuendo: 2

2 ?? Only two - damn Daddy dearest will correcting us at least 2 times on the first day alone probably.
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/14/03 09:56 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by La Dolce Vita:
BDD - I didn't attempt to CATCH the ball, because I didn't WANT the ball. What the HELL would I do with an old dirty baseball?
What was that quote in Shallow Hal... oh yea, I remember...

Gwenyth Paltrow: "Huh...I never read that book."
Jack Black: "What book?"
GP: "Things Losers Say"! :p

C'mon Buffy, you can't fool us. If you caught that ball, you would be absolutely whoopin' it up right now and somehow linking how catching the ball means you are destined to win the 2nd half! :p
Posted By: Beth E

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/14/03 09:58 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Big Daddy Don:
You know you might want to think of winterizing it also. Can get mighthy cold down there.
I'm sure I can think of nice ways to warm up a cold basement. You sure are cocky now that you can't whine about starting 10 days late. Can't wait to see the excuses you'll be coming up with now.
Posted By: Big Daddy Don

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/14/03 10:00 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Don Sicilia:
C'mon Buffy, you can't fool us. If you caught that ball, you would be [b]absolutely whoopin' it up right now and somehow linking how catching the ball means you are destined to win the 2nd half[/b]
I think you just called Buffy a Loser - you might regret that one. But you have to consider that if she attempted to catch the ball - she could break a nail. :p Remember she is all girl and more - so she says.

Of course if that sissy Eric Karros hit the ball you know she would be all over it. I can see her taking it from her daughter's friend. I can hear it now 'Shut up little girl and give me that ball or you are not allowed to go home with us".
Posted By: Beth E

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/14/03 10:05 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Don Sicilia:

Player Most Likely to Have a Curse Named After [b]Her
: Bethie. The first half, the Bethie curse really didn't do any damage, save a few points here and there. Come second half, we will all see the full brunt of this dreaded curse. As Kurtz said, "The horror... The horror..."

[/b]
I am looking forward to all the mayhem I can cause. Finally, someone knows not to mess with a woman on a mission. But so far the only recipient I have a potion set on is Bad Daddy. The first to be cursed are the 1st to go down in flames. I'm thinking Bad Daddy needs Fathersson to give him the name of his decorator. He'll be the one redecorating.
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/14/03 10:07 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Big Daddy Don:
I think you just called Buffy a Loser - you might regret that one.
I know, I know... I didn't think you've riled her up enough today! :p
Posted By: Big Daddy Don

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/14/03 10:11 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Beth E:
I'm sure I can think of nice ways to warm up a cold basement. You sure are cocky now that you can't whine about starting 10 days late. Can't wait to see the excuses you'll be coming up with now.
Good cause you're gonna need it. And yes I guess I do feel cocky today and I don't even have Wood - oh wait scratch that.

And don't worry about excuses - I always have excuses. Granted some are probably not as lame as the 'Oh I started 10 weeks late '
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/14/03 10:13 PM

You guys are too much
Posted By: Beth E

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/14/03 10:14 PM

Boy you really are pumped up when cocky. Strange, no baseball, but still has woody. You kept him around for those special moments?

Now, time to get that crying baby pic out of storage for day 2 when "I started 10 days late" Bad Daddy starts his complaining.
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/14/03 10:15 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Big Daddy Don:
All the battle for second and third and today Geoff gives second place to Buffy - what a freakin Wussy :p
Honorary Second Place. Y'know, like an Honorary Degree a celebrity gets from a university -- totally meaningless.
Posted By: Big Daddy Don

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/14/03 10:15 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Beth E:
But so far the only recipient I have a potion set on is Bad Daddy.
Wow - first Buffy and now you. Gee now I'm worried, I wonder how I am gonna make it up to both of you now. :rolleyes:
Posted By: Big Daddy Don

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/14/03 10:19 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by J Geoff:
Honorary[/i] Second Place. Y'know, like an Honorary Degree a celebrity gets from a university -- totally meaningless.
Wow - first DB calls Buffy a 'loser' and now you call her 'meaningless'.

You two are gonna be in big trouble when she reads this. You need to stay on her good side like I do. Her being all girl and all :p
Posted By: Beth E

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/14/03 10:20 PM

You have 2 women on your case, and you have Woody. If you need help figuring out what to do.......what can I tell you friend. Maybe Doucheman can give you some pointers.
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/14/03 10:24 PM

Here's my thoughts on the Pork asterisk / Honorary Second Place thing...

There were plenty, I mean plenty, of games that second day in which, if Buffy picked the wrong pitching staff, she could have had negative points. Games like 10 - 1, 15 - 2, 8 - 4, 8 - 0.

With that said, I doubt Buffy would have picked one of those pitching staffs.

So where does this take me: Absolutely nowhere so we'll never know! I doubt Buffy wants the honorary second place anyway. If honorary college degrees were directly correlated to one's level of education, Bill Cosby is the smartest man in America.

Sorry about the ramble... I just wanted to show that I can do plaw-esque research - but in half the time! :p
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/14/03 10:28 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Beth E:
You have 2 women on your case, and you have Woody. If you need help figuring out what to do.......what can I tell you friend. Maybe Doucheman can give you some pointers.
Must... keep focus... on game....

Wait, it's the all-star break.

Here Bad Daddy, I'll help a brother out. First you gotta unhook... :p
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/14/03 10:29 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Big Daddy Don:
You need to stay on her good side like I do.
Say what?
Posted By: Big Daddy Don

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/14/03 10:30 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Don Sicilia:
Here Bad Daddy, I'll help a brother out. First you gotta unhook... :p
Thanks I knew I could count on you my friend, but what - what you didn't finish.

Damn, now I'm left here hangin
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/14/03 10:32 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Don Sicilia:
First you gotta unhook... :p
He thinks all women wear brassierres in the summer time?

Can't make it ANY easier for you than that. Unless you were unhooking something on you or BDD - THEN I would be worried!
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/14/03 10:33 PM

The Second Half will separate the Men from the Boys and Women from the Girls. Until then, people can speculate, talk smack and cry all they want :p

On another note - I noticed ESPN has re-valued the players already, so some of these guys are finally affordable again. Guess everyone's gonna come out of the gate doing well (maybe even Bethie?) until the values start going up again.

I also noticed they moved some players from one position to another, depending on where they played most often the first half. No more 1B as C this half

I'm gonna keep this thread going instead of starting a new one. That way we can more easily refer back to the pre-season smack that being flung around here.

Everyone bring your game! No more "I started late" excuses!! :p

And may "The Curse be With You"
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/14/03 10:34 PM

Hey Pork Chop! Not to be off subject with all this lovely withdrawal we are having...BUT -

Empty your mailbox out a bit. Noone can send you important mail and stuff....

What do you do all day anyway?
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/14/03 10:35 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Big Daddy Don:
Thanks I knew I could count on you my friend, but what - what you didn't finish.

Damn, now I'm left here hangin
There's no use. Plaw will tell us to stop anyway! :p

I tell you all what... I'll send you all an autographed copy of that book I'm writing! Sure to be a best seller!
Posted By: Big Daddy Don

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/14/03 10:39 PM

Listen kids - I hate to leave such an interesting and stimulating conversation but my day is over - so you all have a good night.

I nominate JGeoff to explain our childish behavior this afternoon when Daddy Dearest comes on line and scolds us - anybody second that?
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/14/03 10:41 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by La Dolce Vita:
[quote]Originally posted by Don Sicilia:
[b] First you gotta unhook... :p
He thinks all women wear brassierres in the summer time?

Can't make it ANY easier for you than that. Unless you were unhooking something on you or BDD - THEN I would be worried! [/b][/quote]First you gotta unhook...

The buckle on her shoes.
The buckle on your shoes.
Her belt. (Why she would be wearing one I don't know)
Your belt.
Clasp on her jacket.
Her "Gore in 2004" button.
The sling from her broken arm.
...

:p
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/14/03 10:42 PM

I'm not afraid of Daddy Dearest plaw. He isn't MY dad
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/14/03 10:44 PM

Wow DB!!! What kind of women do you know? You must date the Amish...but how do you explain the Gore button? Actually keep the button on. Keep the shoes on too - spice it up a little.

> What HAS this game done to all of us??
Posted By: Big Daddy Don

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/14/03 10:46 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by La Dolce Vita:
I'm not afraid of Daddy Dearest plaw. He isn't MY dad
OK than you tell him than. Although rumor has it - he often yells out "Whose Your Daddy" so .... :p
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/14/03 10:51 PM

For prosperity sake, cuz it will go away once the Second Half begins:

Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/14/03 10:53 PM

Thanks, Pork.

Now I feel all nostalgic and misty....
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/14/03 10:53 PM

Man, Plaw was just in a zone from weeks 7 through 10. He couldn't be stopped. He couldn't even be contained.
Posted By: Beth E

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/14/03 10:55 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by J Geoff:
Guess everyone's gonna come out of the gate doing well (maybe even Bethie?) until the values start going up again.

And may "The Curse be With You"
Hmmmm....no respect...and after the kicking and scratching I did to get out of the gutter, unlike some people who just had to step over sleeping people.

Yeah....this curse will be with you Pork. Consider me the otherwhite meat.
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/14/03 10:59 PM

Buff - Your Dodgers just picked up Burnitz... they sure could use the bat (or 10)
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/14/03 11:02 PM

Are you shittin' me? I was just at the Dodgers site today looking at tickets for Labor Day Weekend (another Coors trek )

I didn't see anything about Burnitz. I'm still mourning Lowell not going to LA....
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/14/03 11:04 PM

Hopefully, my math is correct but here are our projected finishes out of 129,748 people playing:

1. PL 1,427
2. JG 3,114
3. LD 3,373
4. DB 9,731
5. BD 17,516
6. UU 30,490
7. OA 35,810
8. SC 37,886
9. HH 46,968
10. JJ 118,718
11. BE 124,946
12. FS 125,076

I may be off due to rounding.
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/14/03 11:06 PM

Wow DB - you give us numbers crunchers a bad name. I would have NEVER had the energy to even THINK about doing that!

I'm a more visual person. Imagine a food fight. How many oranges am I holding up?
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/14/03 11:08 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Don Sicilia:
here are our projected finishes out of 129,748 people
#1 gets a 20-inch flat screen TV from ESPN. That'd look good on my desk...

Home Run Derby in about an hour...
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/14/03 11:14 PM

My goal is to finish in the top 1000 for the second half. Hmmmm... I would say about 962... I know, I know, my goal should be to be #1, but c'mon now... I don't have time to research if Brook Fordyce catches Jason Johnson every other Wednesday and is absolutely on fire whenever he plays home games against the Red Sox when it's sunny outside on Thursday afternoons.
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/14/03 11:17 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Don Sicilia:
2. JG 3,114
BTW, and it's not that important, but I'm #3096. It's displayed when I log in.
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/14/03 11:21 PM

Thanks JG. You just let me know my margin of error.

Everybody give me plus or minus 0.6% from the ranking I gave you.
Posted By: fathersson

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/14/03 11:28 PM

So much bullshit in such a little space!
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/15/03 12:09 AM

Dinner's on the grill (pork chops, I swear), so I have a few minutes here...

DB, your predictions were great. I really did laugh out loud

Gloat? Me? Never happen. Sorry to disappoint everyone, but the hokey-pokey victory dance was quite enough. I'm modest enough to admit that while I know I outplayed everyone, luck did play a small part here. I'm guessing about 2-3% or so.

Oh, and BTW...Don't forget: I started one day late, so actually my margin of victory should have been larger.
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/15/03 12:18 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by plawrence:
Dinner's on the grill (pork chops, I swear)
Is THAT what's been burning my ass the past few minutes??
Posted By: Big Daddy Don

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/15/03 01:09 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by J Geoff:
Is THAT what's been burning my ass the past few minutes??
Hey Pork Rinds, seems like PL has been burning your ass since about week 3?

Hey DB - you mentioned last week you might make the HR derby etc tonight - just curious if you made it. If so hope you were careful - wouldn't want to get clipped by a foul ball - I understand you can get quite a nasty bruise if you are not careful. :rolleyes:
Posted By: joltinjoe05

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/15/03 01:50 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by Don Sicilia:
10. JJ 118,718
YES!!!!! And my parents told me I would never be in the top 120,000 at anything.
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/15/03 02:16 AM

Stick to this thread, JJ. It will never get closed on you, and you'll stay out of trouble.

Some of us here appreciate your sense of humor (I do, anyway)
Posted By: joltinjoe05

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/15/03 02:22 AM

Thanks plaw. I really appreciate that.

Sometimes, for usually a semi-good reason, I just like to stir the pot a bit to much.
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/15/03 02:47 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by Big Daddy Don:
Hey DB - you mentioned last week you might make the HR derby etc tonight - just curious if you made it.
No, I didn't end up going although it would have been nice to after just watching it. I didn't think that there was enough star power (No Bonds, No Sosa, etc...). But man, Pujols and Giambi was amazing.

Yea, you should probably stick with it in here JJ. Your sense of humor will fit right in here.

Hey Buffy, just caught that the Dodgers picked up Rickey Henderson as well. I guess they needed to meet their almost-illiterate self-involved although previously great baseball player quota.
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/15/03 03:27 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by Don Sicilia:

Hey Buffy, just caught that the Dodgers picked up Rickey Henderson as well. I guess they needed to meet their almost-illiterate self-involved although previously great baseball player quota.
Unfreakinbelievable - for a number of reasons. I used to follow the A's back in the late 80's/early 90's when they were hot - McGwire, Canseco, Eckersley, Broshious, Baines, Rickey and Dave H. My pre-married surname was Henderson and I was such a fanatic when I watched games, people wondered if I was somehow RELATED to the Henderson boys

Also until last year, our farm team here was the Dodgers. It was here that I got to see players like Karros and Piazza come play off their injuries. As you can imagine, I saw Karros quite frequently - that bad back of his . Now the city bought a new Triple A team last year and it is now a branch of the Marlins. I have yet to go to a game this summer with the new team and have not been keeping up with the minor leagues much anymore. Most of these people let go today I haven't even heard of. And Rickey? Hadn't given him a thought in a looong time. How OLD is he anyway?

The Dodgers are already plagued with injuries - mostly in their PS....are these trades gonna help at all?
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/15/03 10:56 AM

Ricky will be 45 next Christmas day. Makes him almost as old as I am.

No, the trades won't help. The Dodgers are done.
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/15/03 01:38 PM

Hey JG, this was listed on the "Baseball Challenge" Front Page:

Game Note: Sunday July 13 marks the end of the first segment of Baseball Challenge. Rosters will reset and participants will need to create a new team to compete in the second segment beginning on Thursday, July 17.

How do we go about doing this? I just want to make sure that everyone is in on Day 1 so we don't have to hear, "I started 10 days late" or "I started 10 weeks late" etc... :p
Posted By: Big Daddy Don

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/15/03 01:48 PM

All it means is that everyone that was on your roster Sunday is removed so you have to choose a new Catcher, 1B, etc. Most have some new values, slightly lowered. I choose all the players from Detroit and still have 23M left. I am going to lead the way in Cap Management in the second half.
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/15/03 01:51 PM

So I guess there's no way to kick out people who aren't playing, huh...
Posted By: Big Daddy Don

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/15/03 01:54 PM

Don't be talking about basement Bethie that way - she was trying. Damn yesterday you called Buffy a loser and today you talk smack to BB. You are a brave man.

They will have no players so they will get no points but I think since JGeoff set this up, he may be able to remove them.
Posted By: Beth E

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/15/03 02:25 PM

Hahahaha. You're freaking hilarious Cupcake. Keep adding fuel to the fire. I know, I know, you started 10 days late or you would have been in the lead. Get out the shovels people. Shits getting deep.
Posted By: SC

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/15/03 02:25 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by J Geoff:
[quote]Originally posted by plawrence:
[b] Dinner's on the grill (pork chops, I swear)
Is THAT what's been burning my ass the past few minutes?? [/b][/quote]Probably, porkchop.



Thats me (above) by an ad for "Pork, the other white meat". The pic was taken by Beth E. on her recent journey up to NYC. We were walking down the street, checking out the back end of 309 West 43rd Street (address sound familiar?) and we saw this advertisement. We looked at each other and immediately knew that Geoff's name was written all over it. :p
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/15/03 02:36 PM

SC, you and Bethie hung out? That's great! First time meeting each other?

Uh-oh, I think these two shared notes on how to get to first place. I smell collusion! :p
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/15/03 02:42 PM

"The World is My Pork Chop"?

Sounds alot like Scarface. Can you just see our JG in a huge round bathtub smoking a Cuban?

Sometimes in playing this stupid game, I felt MY world was the Pork Chop. Everywhere I looked, there he was.....
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/15/03 02:53 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Don Sicilia:
Uh-oh, I think these two shared notes on how to get to first place. I smell collusion! :p
Pull-eeeeze. The smell of bad Pork maybe is what you are smelling. Could these two even find their way to first place?

Funny about possible alliances. Somebody here thought I had help with roster changes while I was away (only if you believe in roster fairies ). They even went on to ask me if it was . Seems he appeared sympathetic to my "starting 2 days late" cause. As if. :rolleyes:

Hard to believe, but I have friends in even lower places
Posted By: Beth E

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/15/03 02:56 PM

I don't have to find my way to 1st base now. I'm a New Yorker now. I'll just steal it from you.
Posted By: Big Daddy Don

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/15/03 03:14 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by La Dolce Vita:
Could these two even find their way to first place?
OUCH - that was cold blooded - even for me to hear . Although I think what you probably meant to say was 'Could these two even find their way to first place combined ? '

Of course I would never say anything like that.

Loved the sign though SC. My guess is since that PL has stated numerous times that he owned JG this season - I would not be surprised if we don't see one like this end up in his possession somehow.
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/15/03 03:33 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Beth E:
I'm a New Yorker now.
And who says there is not life after age 35?? Spread your wings, Bethie - Abq....Denver or Phoenix are good too (a short day's drive/flight for me) If I wait for that Quantico thing to happen, I may be waiting forever! $99 fares be damned.

Your next lesson: Poker.
Posted By: Beth E

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/15/03 03:40 PM

My wings are in flight Buffy. Hell, next time I'm kidnapping you and we'll do our Thelma and Louise thing. I wanna be the one that sleeps with Brad Pitt, minus him robbing me blind, of course. Well, if life begins at 40 then next year I'll be like a bat out of hell.

Poker huh? Jacks are wild, trips to win? Can't deal with cigars though. What else can I have hanging from my mouth?
Posted By: SC

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/15/03 03:46 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Beth E:
What else can I have hanging from my mouth?
Squirrel nuts?
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/15/03 03:47 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Beth E:
Poker huh? Jacks are wild, trips to win? Can't deal with cigars though. What else can I have hanging from my mouth?
Ah, like taking candy from a baby. I could ALMOST feel bad about taking your money. See, it is ALWAYS about the game with me. My competitive nature to $WIN WIN WIN$.

Apparently, I am still suffering from BBC withdrawal. I have nothing worthwhile to contribute today
Posted By: Beth E

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/15/03 04:00 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by SC:
[quote]Originally posted by Beth E:
[b] What else can I have hanging from my mouth?
Squirrel nuts? [/b][/quote]I'm telling you. That was one tough squirrel. But I will track him down like the rodent he is and take his jewels. They'll look good on my mantel.
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/15/03 04:20 PM

Well THAT was fun. Have you ever experienced a fire alarm at a government building? :rolleyes: I have about 6 weeks worth of scrap notes and post its from scribbling baseball stats on my desk. Not that I need them now, but I kept them around for sentimental reasons. Don't want them going up in a fire!

I already got yelled at by firemen/bomb squad people for not exiting my floor fast enough (sleep-deprived still) :rolleyes: . Imagine if I tried to save my picture of Karros AND the scraps
Posted By: fathersson

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/15/03 05:11 PM

Christ Isn't anyone's Nuts safe in this world? Nuts or Knee caps, Gee what is the world coming to? We use to think that everything was Sex and T & A.
Posted By: SC

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/15/03 08:52 PM

I didn't notice if this was mentioned before, but has anyone seen the name of the first half winner? (the guy who won the 20" tv) His name is Barzini
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/15/03 09:53 PM

O.K., I'll go first (although slightly modified):

"Tattaglia's a pimp -- he never'a could've outfought Plaw. But I didn't know until this day that it was -- Barzini all along..."
Posted By: Beth E

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/15/03 09:58 PM

That's pretty cool doucheman. I got nothing right now. I'm beat. How about:
Plaw: Barzini, Barzini, what did I ever do to make you treat me so disrespecfully?
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/15/03 10:40 PM

Barzini. That's wild. Only us here can appreciate the symbolism there

Have a great relaxing non-baseball PLAYING evening. Some of us will be checking out the game tonight.

For those of us who tweak at night, we can do something else more constructive. , ,

, for your 2 am pee break, you can go straight back to bed without having to check weathermlbstadiums4thewin.com
Posted By: joltinjoe05

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/15/03 10:42 PM

That's what 1st place gets? A 20 incher? Damn those ESPN people are cheap asses.

We want the 72"!!
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/16/03 12:17 AM

A 20 incher is generous. Did you see what the weekly winner gets? A friggin' ESPN cap.
Beat 123,000 people for the week, and they give you a cap . :rolleyes:
Posted By: Beth E

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/16/03 12:27 AM

Hey Doucheman, the All Star game is in Chicago and you didn't find a way to lie, cheat, or steal to get a ticket? Not even in the nosebleed section. Where are all the friendly competitional bets here?

Go American league.
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/16/03 03:35 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by Beth E:
Go American league.
Whew! That was close! Good game!
Posted By: Beth E

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/16/03 12:05 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by plawrence:
[QB] A 20 incher is generous
Generous? I'd say it's unbelievable!!!
Posted By: Beth E

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/16/03 12:19 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by J Geoff:
[quote]Originally posted by Beth E:
[b]Go American league.
Whew! That was close! Good game! [/b][/quote]We know Geoff. You're just worried about your Yanks having home field advantage in the world series. :p
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/16/03 01:32 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Beth E:
[quote]Originally posted by plawrence:
[QB] A 20 incher is generous
Generous? I'd say it's unbelievable!!! [/quote]Umm, we're talking about TV sets here, Bethie. TV sets. :rolleyes:
Posted By: Beth E

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/16/03 01:44 PM

Sorry, I'm doped up on pain meds right now. I see inches, and...oh well, never mind. But for a TV that's peanunts. It's a big screen all the way!
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/16/03 01:46 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Beth E:
Hey Doucheman, the All Star game is in Chicago and you didn't find a way to lie, cheat, or steal to get a ticket? Not even in the nosebleed section. Where are all the friendly competitional bets here?

Go American league.
I could have gotten tickets, but I just wasn't into going to the game itself. Anyway, I'm not a big fan of Comiskey, err U.S. Cellular, Field. I watched about half the game though on T.V. Gagne doesn't blow a save all year and here he is, mucking up a 3 run lead.
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/16/03 01:49 PM

Hey JG, since the second half starts today, is it a good idea to let people know in another thread in case they want to join or are we happy with the people we got? I know one thing... the more people we got, the bigger the pain it is to update stats and pitching staffs everyday! :p
Posted By: Big Daddy Don

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/16/03 02:03 PM

OK - I hope this doesn't sound stupid - but I just want to make sure I am in complete understanding of this moving forward now. Not sure if I mentioned last half that I started 10 games late - so I am trying to stay on top now.

Anyway, an earlier post here got me thinking and I want to clarify - This half is not a video game or anything right? :rolleyes:

If it is I need know - in case tonight I need start 'lubing' and 'oiling' up my joystick and such.

Also what is up with the way they have us slotted already - how come I am so far down the bottom? Hey I am right behind Buffy though - so guess maybe I shouldn't complain, probably not a bad place to be for a few days, although that will be changing soon - nice to see they saw fit to keep BB on the bottom also.
Posted By: Beth E

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/16/03 02:06 PM

What slot are you looking at Bad Daddy? The one I see has fathersson last?
Posted By: fathersson

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/16/03 02:08 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Beth E:
Sorry, I'm doped up on pain meds right now. I see inches, and...oh well, never mind. But for a TV that's peanunts. It's a big screen all the way!
Oh no, a women on drugs!- Look out!
I do hope she has her team already in place. Selection of a team on drugs would be real interesting!
Posted By: Big Daddy Don

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/16/03 02:11 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Beth E:
What slot are you looking at Bad Daddy? The one I see has fathersson last?
:rolleyes: U R so sensitive. Ok, I should have written it was nice to see they kept BB near the bottom.

Doesn't matter, FS said he lease for the basement expires Thursday and he is out of it on Friday. Maybe I was being psychic :p
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/16/03 02:12 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Big Daddy Don:
Anyway, an earlier post here got me thinking and I want to clarify - This half is not a video game or anything right? :rolleyes:
It's not a video game per se, but video game-like! :p

Quote:
Originally posted by Big Daddy Don:
If it is I need know - in case tonight I need start 'lubing' and 'oiling' up my joystick and such.
I assume that you've seen who is pitching for the Cards...

Well, I just set my team for tomorrow. Man, the DH position is hard now (no pun intended). The freaks took away Cordero. He was always my go-to guy whenever I need someone cheap that can at least contribute 3 or 4 points. Anyway, you guys will see once you set your team- if you already haven't done so.
Posted By: fathersson

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/16/03 02:13 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Beth E:
What slot are you looking at Bad Daddy? The one I see has fathersson last?
No problem Bethie, I don't mind being on the bottom! and if you are having trouble understanding those inches you may be surprised how much wood I guy like me carries!
Posted By: Beth E

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/16/03 02:15 PM

Nothing about men or their Wood surprises me anymore. It's just the power men think their Wood has that's funny.
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/16/03 02:23 PM

It's my understanding that the rankings before the game starts are purely random.

We don't want the Pork Chop to get too used to the slot he has been assigned, do we?

Did you all notice his new team name?
Posted By: Big Daddy Don

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/16/03 02:28 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by La Dolce Vita:
Did you all notice his new team name?
I had not noticed that until you mentioned it. At least he admits and acknowledges it - that is the first step on the road to recovery I understand.
Posted By: Big Daddy Don

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/16/03 02:33 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Don Sicilia:
It's not a video game per se, but video game-like! :p

I assume that you've seen who is pitching for the Cards...

Video game-like, I understand now - thanks for the clafication DB. Well video game-like, still might be a good idea to lube my joystick - better safe than sorry.

And yes I did see who is pitching tomorrow but was going wait on that one - wouldn't want PL to have a stroke with too many threads not relating to 'business'. :p
Posted By: SC

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/16/03 02:42 PM

Wow....some of those values sure have changed! I'm going balls out here picking a totally new lineup, so watch out world....here come The Consigliere Red Sox!!!
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/16/03 02:42 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Big Daddy Don:
wouldn't want PL to have a stroke with too many threads not relating to 'business'. :p
But this is the business we have chosen.

Without Wood (joysticks notwithstanding ) of any kind around here, this girl would be outta here.
Posted By: Beth E

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/16/03 02:45 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by fathersson:
[quote]Originally posted by Beth E:
[b] Sorry, I'm doped up on pain meds right now. I see inches, and...oh well, never mind. But for a TV that's peanunts. It's a big screen all the way!
Oh no, a women on drugs!- Look out!
I do hope she has her team already in place. Selection of a team on drugs would be real interesting! [/b][/quote]Why? Isn't that how most major league teams hire their players? Works for them!
Posted By: Big Daddy Don

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/16/03 02:46 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by SC:
I'm going balls out ...
Be careful SC - I believe you can get arrested for that.
Posted By: SC

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/16/03 02:55 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Big Daddy Don:
Be careful SC - I believe you can get arrested for that.
If they arrest me I'll walk.....assuming I had four balls :rolleyes:
Posted By: Big Daddy Don

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/16/03 02:58 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by SC:
If they arrest me I'll walk.....assuming I had four balls :rolleyes:
To be honest I don't believe I could walk with four balls.
Posted By: Beth E

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/16/03 03:01 PM

I'm confused. Isn't 4 balls a walk? I guess this time YOU aren't talking about baseball. But what do I know, I'm just a dumb girl.
Posted By: fathersson

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/16/03 03:24 PM

If you had four balls, you could be playing with a double header!
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/16/03 04:52 PM

Things are going pretty slow this morning... People must be gearing up for the 2nd half!

Looks like the Yanks might pick up Benitez for the 2nd half of the year. This does not bode well for their pitching staff. What... Jesse Orosco wasn't available? This hurts me in other fantasy leagues because Benitez will now be a middle reliever, so I can't pick up the saves.

Garret Anderson had a huge all-star weekend. I wonder if it will carry over into the second half of the year... Who do I have in left-field anyway?
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/16/03 04:54 PM

I believe the "current standings" are in the order in which we joined the league.
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/16/03 05:00 PM

I thought that too, , but I remember that OA began late, after me, and he is listed 2nd. He too has a new, cool team name.
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/16/03 05:07 PM

Some observations I had on last night's All-Star hoopla, or what I like to call the Parade of Pitchers:

1. Richie Sexson is FREAKISHLY tall.

2. I wonder what it would be like to be at a Boone Family Reunion. Pod people at best. Aaron will be forever known as the "cute" or "hot" one. He somehow escaped that spaced out dweeb look the rest of them seem to have - he is very easy on the eyes.

3. Who told Amy Grant she could sing? Or at best, sing live? Ugh! One of the worst renditions of the song I have ever heard. Funny thing, is she actually looked a bit pissed as if she KNEW she was horrible. Oh, and the camera WAS NOT kind to her.

4. And, As Douche-Man already pointed out...Gagne blew the save?? Unfreakinbelievable!
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/16/03 05:09 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Don Sicilia:
This hurts me in other fantasy leagues...
so how are you doing in those? What is your placement so far?
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/16/03 05:37 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by plawrence:
I believe the "current standings" are in the order in which we joined the league.
No, no... it's actually predicting the final standings after the second half!
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/16/03 06:30 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by La Dolce Vita:
[quote]Originally posted by Don Sicilia:
[b] This hurts me in other fantasy leagues...
so how are you doing in those? What is your placement so far? [/b][/quote]Not so great actually. I'm in two roto leagues and one head-to-head league. The two roto leagues- I'm in 4th out of 12 and 4th out of 10th. Hmmm... is there a pattern going on here. One of those leagues, I won last year. That league, I care about, but my pitching really sucks and Sweeney and Kent has been hurt.

This is the first year I'm playing Head-to-Head for baseball, and I must not know what I'm doing because I'm 11th out of 12. Yea, that's right, I'm not afraid to admit it! I blame it on my draft.

In any case, those three leagues take a back seat to this one. Not much trash talking going on over there...
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/16/03 07:14 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Don Sicilia:
... those three leagues take a back seat to this one.
Yes, we all ARE like a little slice of heaven, aren't we??

Oh wait. All but one....
Posted By: joltinjoe05

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/17/03 06:22 AM

Well, are we already for the 2nd half? I'm pretty pumped. All-Star break seemed a little longer this year.
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/17/03 06:37 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by joltinjoe05:
Well, are we already for the 2nd half?
Well, I HOPE so, but I don't know...

The player values have been reduced so much, anyone right now can build an all-star super team. It's a bit too tempting to pick big names rather than who *should* perform well on a particular day. Everyone will likely do fairly well the first few weeks cuz hot-shot players are so cheap right now. It's the staying power that will determine it - but I've been distracted enough to pick good overall players (and hardly any I've used before, by the way!) to see how they do. Dag, I'll probably not be over 8th Place tomorrow... sigh... lol
Posted By: joltinjoe05

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/17/03 06:43 AM

You gonna make a new thread, Geoff?
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/17/03 06:48 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by joltinjoe05:
You gonna make a new thread, Geoff?
You gonna read the recent posts in this thread to find the answer to that question? :p

No, gonna keep this one - as mentioned previously :p
Posted By: joltinjoe05

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/17/03 06:52 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by J Geoff:
[quote]Originally posted by joltinjoe05:
[b] You gonna make a new thread, Geoff?
You gonna read the recent posts in this thread to find the answer to that question? :p

No, gonna keep this one - as mentioned previously :p [/b][/quote]Hey man, if it ain't on this page, I refuse to click my mouse an extra time and read through extra posts. That's what you're dealing with, Geoff. That's what my girlfriend deals with. My family too
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/17/03 06:57 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by joltinjoe05:
Hey man, if it ain't on this page, I refuse to click my mouse an extra time and read through extra posts. That's what you're dealing with, Geoff. That's what my girlfriend deals with. My family too
Hey, if you wanna miss out on invaluable info... save the 1/5th of a second it takes to click... :p But I'll tell you, you better click madly with the girlfriend at least
Posted By: joltinjoe05

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/17/03 07:03 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by J Geoff:
Hey, if you wanna miss out on invaluable info... save the 1/5th of a second it takes to click... :p But I'll tell you, you better click madly with the girlfriend at least
:D

Geoff, I just have you tell me the info all over again. It all works out in my plan to become the laziest person on the face of the earth. Right now, I'm about half way.
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/17/03 07:06 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by joltinjoe05:
Geoff, I just have you tell me the info all over again. It all works out in my plan to become the laziest person on the face of the earth. Right now, I'm about half way.
Ahh, so now we understand each other. I just won't reply to your questions any more
Posted By: joltinjoe05

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/17/03 07:11 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by J Geoff:
Ahh, so now we understand each other. I just won't reply to your questions any more
That's not fair taking advantage of me at 2:00 in the morning man!!! I've been up for almost 20 hours now!!

I knew there were going to be villians on my journey to reach my goal...I just didn't know it was going to be you!
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/17/03 07:27 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by joltinjoe05:
That's not fair taking advantage of me at 2:00 in the morning man!!! I've been up for almost 20 hours now!!

I knew there were going to be villians on my journey to reach my goal...I just didn't know it was going to be you!
Hey man... almost 3:30am here now... haha. Anyway - what? Sure, I might take advantage of you if it helps me ( ), though that's quite rare; but, I'm not quite sure how I'm doing that at this moment... :p
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/17/03 08:35 AM

Where's Woody?

He seems to not be the Cards probable any more
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/17/03 08:45 AM

Using the Day One lineup given, though it's meaningless. But would like to "save" it here for prosperity since it'll change 24 hrs from now Besides, I've never been #1 before

Good luck in Season Two everyone!

THURSDAY - DAY 1

JG 00 Oakland
OA 00 Yankees
HH 00 (not playing)
UU 00 (not playing)
DB 00 Cardinals
SC 00 Yankees
PL 00 Cardinals
LD 00 Oakland
BD 00 Cardinals
JJ 00 Royals
BB 00 Yankees
FS 00 Yankees
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/17/03 08:46 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by J Geoff:
The player values have been reduced so much, anyone right now can build an all-star super team.
I agree. The fun was figuring out which one or two big ticket guys you wanted, and then finding the cheap guys who were hot, like Blalock early on, or Kata later. They should have left the values where they were.

More dumbing down. This game sucks. I may not play. :rolleyes:
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/17/03 08:48 AM

quote:
Originally posted by plawrence:
Where's Woody?

He seems to not be the Cards probable any more
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/17/03 08:53 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by plawrence:
They should have left the values where they were.

More dumbing down. This game sucks. I may not play. :rolleyes:
Umm, no. You don't get out of it THAT easily!!

First off, it's a "new" game, where they can't assume players have played the first half. Second, if values were left where they ended up in season one, it'd be virtually impossible to have any decent player a month from now, at like $9-10 million.

I don't see it as "dumbing down" so much as I see it taking a different strategy perhaps. And different is a good thing. If you don't feel you can keep up, well, then, concede the victory to me now and I'll look for you when football starts -- if you dare!
Posted By: SC

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/17/03 09:04 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by J Geoff:
If you don't feel you can keep up, well, then, concede the victory to me now and I'll look for you when football starts -- if you dare!
Sounds like a challenge to me.....oooops, wrong thread!
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/17/03 09:06 AM

Woody pitched yesterday? You mean Tuesday, right? So why did they list him as "probable" yesterday?

It's true what you say about the player values--you'd have guys costing $9-10 million each by the end. But that makes it more of a challenge to pick a team. Anyone can pick Delgado, Soriano, A Rod, etc.

This game sucks. I may not play the second half.
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/17/03 09:08 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by SC:
Sounds like a challenge to me.....oooops, wrong thread!
Considering the impossibility of PL taking the second half... I can see why he'd wanna puss out. All cuz he won't have a Woody on Day One? Ahh well...
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/17/03 09:10 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by plawrence:
Anyone can pick Delgado, Soriano, A Rod, etc.

This game sucks. I may not play the second half.
First off, *I* don't have ANY of those guys you mentioned. Second of all, stop being a pussy...
Posted By: SC

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/17/03 09:13 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by plawrence:
This game sucks. I may not play the second half.
Making excuses already for the sophomore jinx?
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/17/03 09:13 AM

Wow... my 4000th post was me calling you a wuss...

PL - Don't you dare leave this game! Not when everyone's starting at square one to really see what we're made of!! Are you THAT scared of the competition??
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/17/03 09:16 AM

Just for that, night owls, I'm gonna play and win again!

Now, go to sleep and leave me alone. I gotta get to work.
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/17/03 09:17 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by plawrence:
I'm gonna play and win again!

:rolleyes:
:p
Posted By: SC

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/17/03 09:20 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by J Geoff:
Wow... my 4000th post was me calling you a wuss...
So much for quality instead of quantity.

Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/17/03 09:22 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by SC:
So much for quality instead of quantity.
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/17/03 09:25 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by SC:
So much for quality instead of quantity.
Another quantity post by your host...
Posted By: fathersson

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/17/03 01:38 PM

The real reason is that Basement Bethie sent him a message, something about his knees and his woody in a pencil sharpner!
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/17/03 02:01 PM

Don'tcha just hate it when your Wood lets you down?

I see people gear up for Day One in a multitude of different ways. Lost of testosterone-fueled name calling in the wee hours :rolleyes: . I'm sorry I missed that display . First night in months I was in bed before midnight .

Quote:
Originally posted by J Geoff:
JG 00 Oakland
LD 00 Oakland
Can this be? CURSED the FIRST day??
We also share 3 offensive players. What have I EVER done to you, Pork?
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/17/03 02:10 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by plawrence:
Anyone can pick Delgado, Soriano, A Rod, etc.
I picked "etc."

Damn game. Now Plaw, Bad Daddy, and I have the miraculous Garrett Stephenson and his pitiful 4 - 9 record with a 4.58 ERA starting off our seasons. Great, just great.
Posted By: Big Daddy Don

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/17/03 02:19 PM

Damn - what a letdown - woke up with Woody and when I got to work I realized I no longer had Woody.

OK, sorry had to get that out of my system.

This was pretty tough cause as mentioned earlier being that this is a new season, one thought is to load up on the big names - see which ones you want to carry for awhile, the long haul, and then you look for some of the more cheaper - who will play well for you that day - but you throw in guys not playing today etc and in the end it is just clusterfk of players. But to lose the pitcher - ouch that is a tough way to start the season - good thing they are playing the suck ass Dodgers - that is the only thing in our favor today.

No day games either huh
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/17/03 02:39 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Big Daddy Don:
good thing they are playing the suck ass Dodgers - that is the only thing in our favor today.
Two Words: BULL-PEN
Posted By: Big Daddy Don

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/17/03 02:42 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by La Dolce Vita:
Two Words: BULL-PEN
:o

Three Words - Curse Of Pork
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/17/03 02:43 PM

Anyone see Barry Zito on Letterman last night?
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/17/03 02:47 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Big Daddy Don:
[quote]Originally posted by La Dolce Vita:
[b] Two Words: BULL-PEN
:o

Three Words - Curse Of Pork
[/b][/quote]Haha! Touche.

Doctor Doctor, gimme the news/ I've got a bad case of....

The Curse of Pork?

You know, it probably won't kill you. Probably more like an incurable life-long nuisance.
Posted By: Big Daddy Don

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/17/03 02:55 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by La Dolce Vita:
You know, it probably won't kill you. Probably more like an incurable life-long nuisance.
Ha - like genital herpes :p
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/17/03 03:02 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by La Dolce Vita:
Anyone see Barry Zito on Letterman last night?
What happened?
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/17/03 03:16 PM

Ha, Bad Daddy, I was gonna say herpes, but I didn't want that vision in my head. Surely the Pork curse isn't THAT bad?? Maybe like an annoying wart or bunion?

Well DB, I NEVER watch late night talk shows but I was in between the Elimindate channel and Blind Date channel and saw this cute guy...looked closer and it was Zito.

Wondered if anyone that saw him would care to comment on his attire. He looked like he was the lead singer of Train or something. Some weird burnt orange pants, a matching shirt that looked at first like it had ruffles (reminiscent of a prom tuxedo circa 1978) but I think at second glance, it was just a design. Sleeves were a bit short for his arms and cut down the by the sides of his wrists. Funky, clunky shoes. Handsome, HANDSOME face - looks so young! I think he is about 25 now but very cute. Letterman asked him if he ever hit a mascot with a bat I think he was gonna go up on the roof and throw balls into windows of other buildings. My attention span is only like <--> that so I surfed channels from then on and forgot to go back.
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/17/03 05:20 PM

Well, plaw, it looks like they are combatting the dumbing down of this game... Where the heck are all the starting pitchers? Some of them are there but half of them aren't listed. It looks like I gotta go somewhere else for that info.

Go Cards!
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/17/03 10:14 PM

Steve Finley

Whaddya say, Bad Daddy?
Posted By: Big Daddy Don

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/17/03 10:22 PM

I'd say were both ahead of PLAW - hey how's the view PL? :p
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/17/03 10:26 PM

Well, I got Finley too and since Buffy and Bad Daddy both have other players playing in that game, that leaves me in at least 3rd place...

... and ahead of Plaw!

... for now!
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/17/03 10:26 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Big Daddy Don:
I'd say were both ahead of PLAW - hey how's the view PL? :p
Excited, are you? It's only been 4 innings! And besides, scoot over - you are in my light.

I DO believe I am even ahead of YOU! :p ......
Posted By: Big Daddy Don

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/17/03 10:30 PM

Ok so you are on top now but give me time, I'll be on top later - I got Woody going tonight. Opps - nevermind
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/17/03 10:31 PM

Sorry DB - didn't mean to exlude you. We can make it a 3-some with Finley.

This morning I was trying to figure out how I would blow everyone out of the water with my picks that definitely were not exclusive to me. That is the only thing about sharing players, 9 points for me is 9 points for you when you have the same player.

I think I have my hopes for a huge night pinned on Moeller and Furcal (mine exclusively). Believe me, that gives me LITTLE comfort. :rolleyes:

Of course when Oakland PS scores 30, I have to hope the Pork's offensive bites.

Happy first day back, guys.....
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/17/03 10:35 PM

THURSDAY - DAY 1 REPOST

DB 00 Cardinals (Me in first place, that's more like it! )
LD 00 Oakland
JG 00 Oakland
OA 00 Yankees
SC 00 Yankees
PL 00 Cardinals
BD 00 Cardinals
JJ 00 Royals
BB 00 Yankees
FS 00 Yankees
HH 00 (not playing)
UU 00 (not playing)
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/17/03 10:39 PM

You can't just PUT yourself on top like that. I have more points, I should be on top.

Sheesh, talk about your selfish people......

Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/17/03 10:42 PM

There... I put you ahead of Pork, Bad Daddy and Plaw... That's the best I can do!

Better??? :p
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/17/03 10:49 PM

DB - you are TOO nice for this game

You'll make a fine husband some day. Reading women's minds and making them happy without them having to ask is a gift!
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/17/03 10:53 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by La Dolce Vita:

I think I have my hopes for a huge night pinned on Moeller and Furcal (mine exclusively). Believe me, that gives me LITTLE comfort. :rolleyes:
Wow! Moeller tripled with 2 RBI......

What else can I jinx in my favor??
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/17/03 10:57 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by La Dolce Vita:
DB - you are TOO nice for this game

You'll make a fine husband some day. Reading women's minds and making them happy without them having to ask is a gift!


No, I think the key to women is:

(i) Reading between the lines (you asking for first place)
(ii) Doing something about it...
... without giving them what they really want! (Putting you in second place instead of first!)

Yep, I've completely figured out women!

Yea right...
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/17/03 10:59 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Don Sicilia:
(ii) Doing something about it...
... without giving them what they really want! (Putting you in second place instead of first!)

Compromise. Hey, I'm easy, low drama. Works for me...Anything else I want, I just take.
:p
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/17/03 11:00 PM

You guys are TOO funny, not even 6 innings completed in ONE game There's LOTS of baseball left today!
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/17/03 11:02 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by J Geoff:
You guys are TOO funny, not even 6 innings completed in ONE game There's LOTS of baseball left today!
JG, can you tell that the all-star break hit some of us pretty bad!
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/17/03 11:02 PM

True Pork, but you know how it is when afternoon games are played. And this 15 minutes of gloat time may be all I have. Im taking advantage of a small window of opportunity.

Heck with it - PORK
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/17/03 11:04 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by La Dolce Vita:
Anything else I want, I just take.
:p
You sound like Joey Zaza! :p

Yea, compromise... that's the word I was looking for! :p
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/17/03 11:06 PM

Throw your two oranges at me all you want; trying to distract me? Hey, I got a pair, too!

Anti-Curse of Pork
PORK
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/17/03 11:08 PM

23 pts already Buff??!!!!! Ouch.

Wait, hold on a sec...



K, that's better...

Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/17/03 11:12 PM

Thursday - Day 1

JJ 00 Royals (27) 69
OA 00 Yankees (17) 53
LD 00 Oakland (1) 50
BB 00 Yankees (17) 43+
DB 00 Cardinals (5) 43
SC 00 Yankees (17) 42+
FS 00 Yankees (17) 41
PL 00 Cardinals (5) 39+
JG 00 Oakland (1) 39
BD 00 Cardinals (5) 36

Well, here's how we stand at just past 2am. The ESPN scoreboard hasn't updated the Detroit game since the 7th inning, so we'll see tomorrow how the Big Hurt hurt me.
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/17/03 11:14 PM

That's cold JG... :p Even behind Bad Daddy?

Well, I won't be there for long with Finley anchoring my outfield.
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/18/03 12:44 AM

Just looked at my stats and couldn't believe what I saw... 5-0 Minnesota after 1 inning? Jeez, Buffy, you're killin' me over here!!! :rolleyes:
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/18/03 01:10 AM

This is a pain...Used to be I only had to look at JG's and Buffy's stats. Now I have to look at everyone's.

This game sucks. I may stop playing
Posted By: Big Daddy Don

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/18/03 01:14 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by J Geoff:
Buffy, you're killin' me over here!!! :rolleyes:
JGeoff - she is killing herself also - you both have the A's. Wow - the few days off seemed to only stregthen the Curse Of Pork if that is possible.

Be afraid - be very afraid.
Posted By: Big Daddy Don

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/18/03 01:17 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by plawrence:
This game sucks. I may stop playing
Hey PL - you better stop talking that way or Pork is gonna call you a pussy again. :p

Remember this is not a video game or even video game like so ...
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/18/03 01:22 AM

No need to look at my pathetic showing tonight...

Woohoo! Jeter just hit one out! May get double-digits after all? :rolleyes:
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/18/03 01:40 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by Big Daddy Don:
Remember this is not a video game or even video game like so ...
Wait...Vercetti didn't join? There's no team called the "Don V. Dictionaries"?

Must have missed that one

Looks like tonite will come down to (ugh) Garrett Stephenson"
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/18/03 02:14 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by La Dolce Vita:
Of course when Oakland PS scores 30...
Don't EVER say something like that when I share a PS with you. :p :rolleyes:
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/18/03 03:26 AM

Man, the Detroit/ChiSox game finally started after a 3+ HOUR rain delay! I guess I should be happy, cuz I was dreading a late-night roster change for a doubleheader! Still have NO idea why they made people wait over 3 hours on a weeknight, when tomorrow is supposed to be a nice day.
Posted By: joltinjoe05

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/18/03 04:23 AM

Shame on all of you for not believing in Jose Lima.

Royals--just keep beating down the doubters.



Hey, Geoff, what ever happened to that slump we were going to be in?
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/18/03 04:23 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by J Geoff:
quote:
Originally posted by La Dolce Vita:
Of course when Oakland PS scores 30...
Don't EVER say something like that when I share a PS with you. :p :rolleyes: , actually I knew the moment I typed that I was in deep chit. My one PS point looks pretty good compared to the way the CardsSansWoody are getting worked!

Thank goodness for a healthy offense.

I know I bragged early on. Told ya I was just basking in my proverbial 15 minutes.

And.... I'm pacing myself
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/18/03 06:20 AM

Obviously one can't base an entire season after the first day of play, but already we have some interesting items...

JJ, as I said many times before, is gonna be a formidable foe in this game! I see him in the Top 4 AT LEAST.

LD had great offense to pull 11 pts up on me. Finley. Oofah!

Those who finished #1 and #2 last season are now in the bottom 3

Bethie made a few lucky picks to get into forth

And, Bad Daddy must be sweeping out Bethies lower level apartment for her return...

G'night.
Posted By: Beth E

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/18/03 09:48 AM

[QUOTE]Originally posted by J Geoff:
[QB]
Bethie made a few lucky picks to get into forth
QUOTE]

You know what they say, you don't need looks, brains or talents as long as you have luck. If OA isn't gonna really play and join in the smack talk I think he should be voted off the diamond. Come on OA, bring me your torch.

Bad Daddy, just throw the monsters under the basement steps a bone every now and then and they'll bring you some luck. Hell, you got pork right there. You can make it a pork chop bone. You can make him your roomie and cry to him about how you started 10 minutes late.
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/18/03 01:23 PM

Man, I hope you guys had as much trouble logging into your team as I did last night... :p

From 8 PM till 2 AM, I tried logging in at various times and I just couldn't. I don't think it was my internet because I was able to log in fine into other sites. I think the problem was at the MSN family of sites (I couldn't log into hotmail either.)

Did you guys have that problem? Probably not with my luck...
Posted By: joltinjoe05

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/18/03 01:31 PM

Oh no, you didn't...

Quote:
Originally posted by J Geoff:
JJ, as I said many times before, is gonna be a formidable foe in this game! I see him in the Top 4 AT LEAST.
That could go down as the biggest curse in pork history

Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/18/03 01:39 PM

Friday

JJ 69 Pirates
OA 53 Pirates
LD 50 A's
DB 43 White Sox
BB 43 Giants
SC 42 Yankees
FS 41 Yankees
PL 39 Yankees
JG 39 Pirates
BD 36 Giants

Here's another little minor irritance for this 2nd half: When you click on "GangsterBBC," it tabulates standings and scores including 1st half scores. You have to press "Second Half" to get the correct order for the second half only. Yes, it's minor, but you get used to updating pitching staffs and scores one way, then they change it on you... :rolleyes:

I should take a page out of plaw's book: I may not play this second half. Stupid game. :p

Sorry I'm grumpy this morning. I'm still a bit peeved that I couldn't change my team last night. :rolleyes:
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/18/03 01:51 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Don Sicilia:

From 8 PM till 2 AM, I tried logging in at various times and I just couldn't.
DoucheManGrumpola: You don't make up your roster while you are at work? I won't tell your boss....

I had no problem logging in last night but I noticed the site did not appear to be updating in a timely manner.

You don't want the WSox against Roney?? Prob not that bad of a pick. Don't fret it. Even after my 1 Oakland point, I apparently thought it was a good idea to take them again today....
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/18/03 02:00 PM

I was able to log-in without problems, but it took forever to go from page to page.

This whole "Second Half - New Season" thing seems to be a myth. The way they have it formatted it looks more like a continuation of the first half.

So I'm still in first place.
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/18/03 02:03 PM

This is interesting: the site appears to be adding 2nd half totals to the first half. The ranking order is as it was before the break.

Like it matters - I was in 3rd place either way...

EDIT: beat me to it...yeah, what he said!

What can I say? It is ALOT earlier in the morning over here.....
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/18/03 02:06 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by La Dolce Vita:
You don't want the WSox against Roney?? Prob not that bad of a pick. Don't fret it. Even after my [b]1 Oakland point, I apparently thought it was a good idea to take them again today.... [/b]
No, I'm fine with my Sox pick (unless it storms again like yesterday.) I just wanted to change a couple of my offensive players.
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/18/03 02:11 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Don Sicilia:


Here's another little minor irritance for this 2nd half: When you click on "GangsterBBC," it tabulates standings and scores including 1st half scores. You have to press "Second Half" to get the correct order for the second half only.
I can't click on "Second Half". There's no line under it. To get the second half scores in correct order, I have to click on "Week 16 only".
That's great, but what happens next week?

Remember the Sopranos scene with Tony and Furio on the golf course with Dr. Kennedy, who wasn't returning Uncle Junior's phone calls?

Furio says "Golf...thats a stupid a-fuckin' game"
Posted By: SC

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/18/03 02:17 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by plawrence:
Remember the Sopranos scene with Tony and Furio on the golf course with Dr. Kennedy, who wasn't returning Uncle Junior's phone calls?

Furio says "Golf...thats a stupid a-fuckin' game"
Hey, plaw, there's a bee onna you hat!

If I were you I'd stop playin' NOW! :p
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/18/03 02:18 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by plawrence:
I can't click on "Second Half". There's no line under it. To get the second half scores in correct order, I have to click on "Week 16 only".
That's great, but what happens next week?
Oh, that's right. That's what I did... I clicked on "Week 16 only." So after this week, unless they change something, I don't see a way for us to look at the standings for the second half only. This might make plaw happy :p , but I'm looking out for the little guys, the Basement Bethies and the Fathersons of the world!

O.K., I'm not grumpy anymore.

Wait... one more... Stupid Game!

O.K., that's it, really!

Go White Sox!
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/18/03 02:24 PM

Here's what the rules say:

Quote:
4. GAME SEGMENTS: The Game will separate the MLB 2003 schedule into two (2) segments, ("Segments"). The First Segment will run from the start of the 2003 MLB season through the final game before the 2003 All-Star Break. Points scored in Segment one (1) will not carry over to Segment two (2). See the 2003 Weekly Schedule for details.

Player Ratings (defined in Section 5) will reset after each Segment and every entrant will need to create a new entry and select new players at the beginning of the second Segment.
Do you think we messed up by not creating a new league?
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/18/03 02:27 PM

Prior to the break, I didn't want the rankings to start all over....OBVIOUSLY...so I pretty much psyched myself up for everyone to start at zero. Now this site is messing with my head! I feel so out of control!

It is gonna make it more challenging to figure out 2nd half standings.

It appears I have the dark horse pick in pitching today. Be it good or bad, those points will be mine alone. And of course, the weekend is approaching and I am usually not around, so I can't help but have a nervous feeling about it all...
Posted By: joltinjoe05

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/18/03 02:31 PM

I guess we'll just have to do it ourselves. Not a big deal.
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/18/03 02:32 PM

Ok, I think the easiest way to view current 2nd half standings is to click on Week 16 (or whatever week we happen to be in...) and look in the second to the last column "PTS". This will give us totals for the 2nd half only. The very last column will combine both halves for a whole total.

We can actually have a 1st half winner , a 2nd half winner and the Grand Poobah winner of both. Just hope they are not all the same person!!!
Posted By: joltinjoe05

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/18/03 02:36 PM

Nice job, LDV.

I never thought a woman would drag us out of doing it ourselves.
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/18/03 02:38 PM

I am not your ordinary woman.

Posted By: fathersson

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/18/03 02:42 PM

By the way Zito was on TV because his team pulled him from the Allstar game.
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/18/03 02:46 PM

Yes, he was replaced by Clemens...in my mind a GOOD thing.

Zito talked a bit about that in his interview but I don't think the Commission is going to allow that sort of thing to happen in the future...
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/18/03 02:54 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by La Dolce Vita:
Ok, I think the easiest way to view current 2nd half standings is to click on Week 16 (or whatever week we happen to be in...) and look in the second to the last column "PTS". This will give us totals for the 2nd half only. The very last column will combine both halves for a whole total.
I thought the PTS column totals up the points for that week only.

In any case, it's not a big deal like JJ said. We'll just add it up ourselves if we don't find some other way.
Posted By: Big Daddy Don

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/18/03 03:04 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Don Sicilia:
Do you think we messed up by not creating a new league?
Hope you guys can here me from down here.

No I don't think creating a new league would help since we all have accounts with past standings they would only move over. It is probably best to just look at the Current Week as Buffy said and take it from there - maybe ESPN will tweak in the future to have purely a second half - although I like the place I am overall than the second.

Last place already - I hate this game - I might not play.

Go ahead Geoff, you can call me a pussy now. :p
Posted By: Big Daddy Don

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/18/03 03:51 PM

WTF !!!

Now I see Schmidt is not pitching for SF tonight - this is twice in two days that the pitching probable was changed and I even checked last night and it was still him. I got friggin Powell his 15.00 ERA against the Rockies
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/18/03 04:15 PM

The Second Half points this should be fixed. It was never combined like that in the past, and there always seems to be some little growing pains in the beginning of each season, even the second one. They'll clear it up (or at least better).

As for Schmidt, Bad Daddy, I had him, too. But then I saw indications that he might not play because in two sources it said Bower was gonna pitch Friday. One one page it even said Bower was gonna pitch Fri and Sat, though on the game preview page -- and on probables -- it still said Schmidt. When there's a contradiction like that, you GOTTA research it. I popped into the Messageboard and saw threads about Schmidt, many people quesitioning whether he was playing, and one post actually said he was given another day due to having pitched in the All-Star Game. So cursing and grumbling I switched him. And of course, had to switch some others.

An another note, I can't believe Griffey is done for the year again... bastid can't stay healthy any more.
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/18/03 04:17 PM

Friday

BD 36 Giants (37) 103 139
JJ. 69 Pirates (16) 54 123
LD 50 Oakland (20) 69 119 #3
BB 43 Giants (37) 72 115
FS 41 Yankees (20) 64 105
OA 53 Pirates (16) 50 103
JG 39 Pirates (16) 63 102
PL 39 Yankees (20) 60 099
DB 43 White Sox (21) 55 098
SC 42 Yankees (20) 48 090

BD - Talk about making up for lost time! Last to First!
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/18/03 08:09 PM

You're right Pork, the site DID fix itself. As of now, the first half totals are visible, but the rankings are based on the scores of the second half. Like I said, I was in 3rd either way

But the Basement Bums are right where they need to be - FOR NOW...
Posted By: Beth E

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/18/03 08:13 PM

Doucheman, do you have an addiction with having to be in 4th place? I'll be glad to remedy you a cure of that tonight. But I have a case of the Bad Daddy curse today, so will probably have to wait another day for that.
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/18/03 09:21 PM

No, I think I can take care of this 4th place problem myself!

You better watch it though... I faintly hear Bad Daddy begging to switch places with you. I'm not so sure though- he's so far down! :p
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/18/03 09:26 PM

Oh yea, it looks like the Center for Disease Control should put out an alert:

The Bad Daddy Curse has mutated into a new form for the second half. It infects the pitching staff picks by making you believe that you're going into the day with one pitcher, but then making a switch to another pitcher (usually worse) when you can't do anything about it.

We should have paid attention to it when it happened at the end of the first half! :p
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/18/03 09:53 PM

Looks like the league rankings are all correct now - PL and I tied for a good ol' 8th place
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/18/03 09:58 PM

As it should be.
Posted By: fathersson

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/18/03 10:14 PM

cold real cold, but still better then being in the damp basement!
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/18/03 11:18 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by J Geoff:
Looks like the league rankings are all correct now
They still don't have it exactly correct.

When you click on "view results, first half only", they don't show the correct order of finish, but rather the order of the current standings, and the total they show is the second half total, not the first.

I wanna be able to go back to the first half results and revel in my glory. Of course, it doesn't really matter--I'll be back on top soon enough.
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/18/03 11:34 PM

PL - That's why I posted the final rankings from season one a couple pages back. I'm sure they'll fix it eventually...
Posted By: joltinjoe05

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/19/03 01:17 AM

#1 reason why you would think joltinjoe was on drugs last night:

I choose Matt Stairs as my DH. He plays for Pittsburgh..

Posted By: joltinjoe05

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/19/03 01:33 AM

Oh my God. Stairs pinched-hit and got a double.

I'll have to go to church an extra day this week
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/19/03 07:06 AM

Saturday

BD 139 Giants
JJ. 123 Atlanta
LD 119 Marlins
BB 115 D-Backs
FS 105 Yankees
OA 103 Atlanta
JG 102 Oakland
PL 099 Marlins
DB 095 Marlins
SC 090 Atlanta
Posted By: joltinjoe05

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/19/03 07:16 AM

103 points for BD tonight. Has that eer happened before? Top the 100 mark?
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/19/03 07:19 AM

It has, but I think only on double-header nights so far (with us)... a few of us have done it (of course, the same night )
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/19/03 07:46 AM

Well done Bad Daddy! 103 points!

A night I score 55 points (which is usually better than average) and I drop from 4th to 9th.
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/19/03 10:34 AM

As a group, we are averaging a whopping 54.5 points each per day.

I didn't figure out the entire group for the first half, but my average was only about 45. Including everyone else, it was probably well below 40. Even eliminating the non-players, it still had to be less than 45.

So my prediction is this: The law of averages will take over. The flashes in the pan will come down to earth. 103 point days are a fluke. The cream will rise.
---------------------------
72 days to go
Posted By: Beth E

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/19/03 11:43 AM

Way to have bragging rights Bad Daddy. And all that whining about no Schmidt. Salud! I'm not gonna complain about a 72 point day. I did what I set out to do and took 4th from Doucheman. Only 24 points from 1st. Don't know how plaw feels, but I like this game.
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/19/03 12:07 PM

So what if for the third straight day the Pitching Staff I select doesn't use the pitcher they were supposed to (No Dontrelle Willis today--it's Brad-ugh-Penny)?

So what if BDD whines up a storm about not getting Schmidt, and then ends up with a 37 point game from a nobody? :rolleyes:

This "second half" stuff is BS anyway. Who cares? It's the overall title that should count, anyway. :p Besides, I won the first half, and nobody can ever take that away from me. Nobody. Ever.

When do I get my poster?
Posted By: fathersson

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/19/03 02:23 PM

Plawrence, you should add a few smiles to that post. We would hate to think that they were your true thoughts!

Bethie, sounds and smells better then the old basement hu?

Only problem is that I spent the whole night out and didn't get home to change my team. Oh well, Life is good so why sweat the small stuff.
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/19/03 04:05 PM

Of course most will do well in the beginning of the season, when good-player values are lowest. And because this second half is a few weeks shorter than the first half, overall we should do slightly better than last half. While luck plays a big part in this game, so does a certain amount of skill. I think during this second half, as we all started at the same time, those with said luck and skill will rise to the top. Two days into the season is not much of an indicator, so I hope all the whining is in fun Gloating is always acceptible

PL has decided to make Overall Champ what's important even tho many of you started late. How nice of him I thought about that, too, but because so many started so late in season one, I didn't want to make it formal. But hey, it's just a game, so okay, when LD or I win overall, we'll get the prize

PL - PM or email your address to me
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/19/03 04:15 PM

Lest anyone mis-understand me, I have added the appropriate smilies to my post above.

There were more that I wished to use, but the maximum is eight.
Posted By: fathersson

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/19/03 04:18 PM

Sure make the poor guy have to ask for his prise! PL- ask him to go double or nothing, or better yet get some odds.
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/19/03 04:19 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by plawrence:
As a group, we are averaging a whopping 54.5 points each per day.
Averaging a sample of 2 days isn't very statistically sound, by the way. The sample size is way too small. You'd really need about 3 weeks of games for a sound average For instance, the percentile points: I have 102 points in two days (avg of 51 per day), but my percentile ranking is only 71.6. Too early to worry about it!
Posted By: fathersson

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/19/03 04:21 PM

What about the ranking from them, worth anything as a gauge? or still to early.
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/19/03 04:38 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by fathersson:
What about the ranking from them, worth anything as a gauge? or still to early.
Yeah, same thing. Someone going from #10 to #1 can happen this early, but try that in a couple weeks (or even a few more days)
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/19/03 04:42 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by J Geoff:
Averaging a sample of 2 days isn't very statistically sound, by the way. The sample size is way too small. You'd really need about 3 weeks of games for a sound average For instance, the percentile points: I have 102 points in two days (avg of 51 per day), but my percentile ranking is only 71.6. Too early to worry about it!
Spoken like a true statistician!

Makes me proud... tear...
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/19/03 04:44 PM

JG... Did you major or take statistics in college? Just wondering... There aren't many around.
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/19/03 04:47 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Don Sicilia:
Spoken like a true statistician!
Don't even get me started about degrees of freedom, standard deviations, and margins of error... the frequency distributions will speak for themselves soon enough

DS, I majored in Psychology (with the Lab Science option) and had to take a few courses in it. Don't ask me to figure out any math equations at this point, though
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/19/03 04:55 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by J Geoff:
[quote]Originally posted by Don Sicilia:
[b]Spoken like a true statistician!
Don't even get me started about degrees of freedom, standard deviations, and margins of error... the frequency distributions will speak for themselves soon enough
[/b][/quote]Now we're talkin'!!!

It's great that you've retained it. Most of my friends can't remember a thing. The logical crossover between math and econ was stat in college so in my third year, I decided to add it as a major. It's not useful in direct application (other than further developing analytical thinking) but I was going nuts with it at my first poker game last night!

Don't worry Buffy, details to come...
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/19/03 05:06 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Don Sicilia:
It's not useful in direct application (other than further developing analytical thinking) but I was going nuts with it at my first poker game last night!
While the math behind it may not necessarily be useful day-to-day (tho it could be argued it could be), knowing the concepts behind statistics (especially when questioning the validity of a poll, for instance) has been helpful. As for probability, I've always had problems fully grasping that, but it hasn't effected my poker game all that much -- that's just a matter of paying attention to the cards and the other players
Posted By: OleificioAndreassi

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/19/03 05:29 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by joltinjoe05:
#1 reason why you would think joltinjoe was on drugs last night:

I choose Matt Stairs as my DH. He plays for Pittsburgh..

wats wrong with that?
Posted By: joltinjoe05

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/19/03 05:36 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by OleificioAndreassi:
[quote]Originally posted by joltinjoe05:
[b] #1 reason why you would think joltinjoe was on drugs last night:

I choose Matt Stairs as my DH. He plays for Pittsburgh..

wats wrong with that? [/b][/quote]They don't have DH's in the NL.
Posted By: OleificioAndreassi

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/19/03 05:45 PM

aight aight my bad
i thought u's puttin down the "Burgh"
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/19/03 06:06 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by fathersson:
PL- ask him to go double or nothing
owed me dinner until we went double or nothing on this game. Now we are even. Good strategy on his part - what's the next step when that happens, a brand new bet?

btw - I hate this game.
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/19/03 06:10 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by J Geoff:
But hey, it's just a game, so okay, when LD or I win overall, we'll get the prize
First of all, no such thing as "just a game". Like saying your mother is "....just a mother".


So if you can't win, you want ME to win? Cool. I have a fan. One more and we can call it a club. The Buffy Fan Club. I LIKE it!
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/19/03 06:26 PM

Okay, yeah, you're right -- it's not just a game... it's a lifestyle! Sorry

But sorry to bust your bubbles, there, LDV, but I only mentioned us cuz we were #2 and #3 and had the best odds of winning it all after PL But, yeah, I'll join the Buffy Fan Club anyway...!

But still gotta watch out for the others! Shorter season, though, so it'll be tougher for them!
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/19/03 06:32 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by J Geoff:
Averaging a sample of 2 days isn't very statistically sound, by the way. The sample size is way too small. You'd really need about 3 weeks of games for a sound average
That was exactly my point. :rolleyes: I'm a gambler, remember?

I did say in my post that I expected the law of averages to take over, and only those who are truly skilled at this game will rise to the top.

Now let's all get out of the house, JG. The sun is shining
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/19/03 06:39 PM

Truly skilled and -- especially in sports, and even more especially, in baseball -- lucky. Yeah

I have plenty of luck - too bad it's not good luck

Outside? Where's that? Oh yeah! Good idea... I gotta go out soon anyway...
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/20/03 12:19 AM

Saturday

BD 139 Giants (23) 46 185 This'll last
DB 095 Marlins (30) 80 175 Big Mover
LD 119 Marlins (30) 58 169 #3 still?
BE 115 D-Backs (22) 50 165
JJ. 123 Atlanta (22) 37 160
PL 099 Marlins (30) 58 157
SC 090 Atlanta (22) 52 142
OA 103 Atlanta (22) 39 142
FS 105 Yankees (16) 36 141
JG 102 Oakland (-9) 24 126

Y'know what? I'm gonna start bitching and whining about my PS so I get decent points, too! :p :rolleyes:

Wood. No one had Wood today! Doesn't matter much. Wood won, 33pts. Florida lost, 30 pts. Glad I picked neither :rolleyes:
Posted By: SC

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/20/03 01:20 AM

Its still early yet, but it looks like Geoff is gonna take over my place in the basement. Don't worry, Geoff, I kept it clean for ya. :p
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/20/03 01:28 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by SC:
Geoff is gonna take over my place in the basement.
Whew! Good. Sure takes the pressure off. Will be a nice vacation! Sorry, Bethie - it's ALL MINE!!

Posted By: Beth E

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/20/03 01:33 AM

I'm so glad you want it Geoff. I have no plans to fight you over it. Now, just don't be jinxing my D'backs. As SC said, the night ain't over yet. They couldn't do a -30, could they?
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/20/03 01:38 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by Beth E:
They couldn't do a -30, could they?
Talk about tempting fate!! :p
Let's hope it's not a self-fulfilling prophesy, BB!
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/20/03 03:37 AM

OK--I'll admit it. Luck is a major factor here.

Last night BDD picks the Giants, expecting Schmidt. He gets who? Brower? And 37 points.

Tonite I pick Florida, expecting Willis, and get Brad Penny for 30 points. :p

But, as Branch Rickey said: "Luck is the residue of design".
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/20/03 09:25 AM

Looking at the standings....Where's Big Daddy?
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/20/03 11:03 AM

Yesterday, Total, Today's PS

BD 46...185...Marlins
LD 59...178...Red Sox
DB 80...175...White Sox
BE 50...165...San Fran
JJ. 34...157...Cards
PL 58...157...Marlins
FS 36...141...Yanks
SC 49...139...Red Sox
OA 36...139...Red Sox
JG. 24...126...White Sox

Where's Big Daddy?
Posted By: Beth E

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/20/03 12:57 PM

I'm glad you pointed that out plaw. Did he quit or something? I freaked when I looked and it said I was 3rd. Maybe he couldn't handle the pressure of being 1st. Come out, come out wherever you are.
Posted By: Big Daddy Don

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/20/03 05:09 PM

No, no, no - I am not gone - what leave now? Actually I have been away most of the weekend but have been having major internet issues. Last night while trying to modify my roster it was horrible, the web has been slow but this was my connection. Somehow I got out of the league, but no matter what I could not even see the league to rejoin - I think it was all DNS problems. But today all seems OK now - and I am back in first - where I belong so all is good in the world.

I was not even able to boast of my triple digit night, but I have to at least thank PL. He has asked me to write an introduction for his upcoming book and sent me an excerpt to read. Just follow his simple rules and look what happens. Has inspired me to write my own book - I will call it "From the Basement to the Penthouse - You All Can Kiss My Ass - How is the View?"

I know it is a bit long but conveys a feeling close to me.

So what some of you think I would spend all last half squeak my way into first now and leave - and give Buffy a free ride to first - no way - and what take away this view from her

Buff - you're my bud - but this is the game - no free rides :p

OK - so in the immortal words of "Can we now get back to business"
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/20/03 05:37 PM

Did everyone have a hard time picking a PS for today or what?

Mussina vs Cle
Willis vs Cubs
Pedro vs Jays
Moyer vs Royals
Loaiza vs Tigers
Woody vs Dodgers

Man. I went with Loaiza thinking the opponent wasn't as good as the Jays or Cubbies... Tigers are gonna rawk today, no doubt :rolleyes:
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/20/03 05:41 PM

I had a hard time as well. I picked the White Sox as well. It was more an anti-Detroit pick and hopefully, Loaiza can keep it up. He pitched pretty well in the All Star game.
Posted By: fathersson

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/20/03 05:54 PM

I also had a tuff time logging and waiting to change my players. I changed a couple and about 11:45-11:50 I couldn't get a change to my PS so I left it alone. Must be thousand of people logged on and checking their scores or changing they teams at the final hour ot two!
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/20/03 06:05 PM

It's raining pretty hard in Florida right now. Stoppage for rain just called...
Posted By: Big Daddy Don

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/20/03 06:10 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Don Sicilia:
Oh yea, it looks like the Center for Disease Control should put out an alert:

The Bad Daddy Curse has mutated into a new form for the second half
Hey DS - regarding the above - I am looking for the Emoticon / Smilie of the guy grabbing his crotch sayin "I got your Center For Disease Control Right Here" :p You know on a re-read that doesn't sound so good so scratch that opps I think that made it worse - well you know what I mean.

Hey what are you doing out of your fourth place standing anyway - just streatching some?
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/20/03 06:41 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Big Daddy Don:
scratch that
Posted By: Beth E

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/20/03 08:54 PM

Hey, Bad Daddy. What's the chapter in your book for "Crash and burn in one day". Love that -14 for the Marlins so far. What emicon are you using now?
Posted By: Big Daddy Don

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/20/03 09:19 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Beth E:
Hey, Bad Daddy. What's the chapter in your book for "Crash and burn in one day". Love that -14 for the Marlins so far. What emicon are you using now?
Regarding the Crash and burn in one day chapter - I am writing that as I speak. And the emitocon that I am using now - pay attention - it is the one with the hand and all 5 fingers and slowly all but one lowers. :p

And the -14 was awhile back it is worse now . So let me ask anyone - does Florida have professional relief pitchers or was this some special today where they let anyone from the stands just come down and pitch a few innings. :rolleyes:
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/20/03 11:01 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Big Daddy Don:
Hey DS - regarding the above - I am looking for the Emoticon / Smilie of the guy grabbing his crotch sayin "I got your Center For Disease Control Right Here"
It's nice to see that you haven't lost your form after your one day disappearance, Bad Daddy. Anyway, while you and your emoticon are down there grabbing your crotch, doctors say it's good to cough a couple of times. [Cough] [cough]!

Oh yea, the bleeding has ended at -35. :p

Quote:
Originally posted by Big Daddy Don: Hey what are you doing out of your fourth place standing anyway - just streatching some?
Yea, I figured I should broaden my horizon, see the sights beyond fourth place. But you know what, it's better than being in second place. Seriously, first place is happy because he/she won. Third place is thinking, "At least I won something." Second place is like giving a person a large chocolate cookie without milk. Poetic, I know...

So who was in second place, JG* or the honorary recepient, Buffy??
Posted By: fathersson

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/21/03 03:00 AM

Looks like the women are making their move. I see a few spots are shifting here and there.
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/21/03 05:43 AM

Sunday

LD 178 Red Sox (34) 62 240
BE 165 San Fran (23) 65 230
DB 175 White Sox (31) 44 219
SC 139 Red Sox (34) 78 217
OA 139 Red Sox (34) 73 212
JJ. 157 Cards (7) 46 204
JG 126 White Sox (31) 64 190
FS 141 Yanks (19) 45 183
BD 185 Marlins (-35) -9 176
PL 157 Marlins (-35) -6 151

PL, I left the basement clean for ya. Didn't even have time to unpack

Buff 'n Bethie in the Top 2? Hmm...
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/21/03 08:23 AM

Monday

LD 240 Cards
BE 230 Seattle
DB 219 Angels
SC 217 BoSox
OA 212 Cards
JJ. 204 Giants
JG 190 Giants
FS 183 Giants
BD 176 Seattle
PL 151 Marlins
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/21/03 10:37 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by J Geoff:
PL 157 Marlins (-35) -6 [b]151

PL, I left the basement clean for ya. Didn't even have time to unpack
[/b]
Thanks JG, but I did find some old copies of PLAYBOY lying around, and a copy of FANTASY BASEBALL FOR DUMMIES I guess they weren't yours.

Actually, I don't like it down here, and therefore don't intend to stay very long. I took the Marlins again today, figuring the Cubbies would be exhausted from all the running around the bases they did yesterday.
-----------------------
Today is the first day of the rest of the season.
70 days to go.
Posted By: Beth E

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/21/03 12:16 PM

Chicks rule, and dogs drool. I have only two things to say.

"How do you like me now, baby?" and...
Will I EVER be taken seriously?????
Posted By: Big Daddy Don

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/21/03 01:38 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by plawrence:
Thanks JG, but I did find some old copies of PLAYBOY lying around, and a copy of FANTASY BASEBALL FOR DUMMIES I guess they weren't yours.

I took the Marlins again today, figuring the Cubbies would be exhausted from all the running around the bases they did yesterday.
PL - regarding JGeoff's old copies of Playboy - a bit of advice, I wouldn't touch them if I was you but if you have to, make sure to wash your hands afterwards.

Regarding taking Florida cause the Cubs would be tired - not sure how the Cubs being tired helps since Florida is playing the Expos.

Lastly - what the hell is going on this second half, how are we letting a few girls beat us - not to mention Buffy and BB. :p And you know what really sucks - we got two girls on top of us and we are only talking baseball.

Sh!t we would have been better off is the game was cancelled cause of rain. Oh well - no more Mr. Nice Guy, no more Mr. Humble- the gloves come off now for the rest of the season.
Posted By: fathersson

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/21/03 01:41 PM

Wow, you throw it out there lady. Piss all over the group. Gold showers for all.

Just remember not to piss off to many people on the way up because it can be really tuff on the way back down.

Doctor, Doctor, Come quick Bethie's head is about to burst.
Guys do you think it would be smart to take away PL's belt and shoelaces?

BD dropped 9 slots- so you never know.
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/21/03 01:49 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Big Daddy Don:


Regarding taking Florida cause the Cubs would be tired - not sure how the Cubs being tired helps since Florida is playing the Expos.

Being in the basement makes me feel like I'm standing on my hand, which probably accounts for my gaffe. "My Bad", as the computer kids say?

But don'y worry. I'll be back.

And remember... I won the first half. Nobody can ever take that away from me. Nobody. Ever.
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/21/03 01:58 PM

First of all, let me just say:

I led Week 16! :p

Second of all, all this whining about the basement. The difference between first place and last place is probably 2 good scoring days, roughly 100 points. The difference between 1st place and 6th place is only 36 points. Still a very tight, tight race, I doubt ANYONE is relaxing right now.

That said, I will revel in my day on top, thank you very much....
Posted By: fathersson

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/21/03 01:59 PM

PL- how quickly the public forgets!

Headliner one day and food line the next!
Don't worry PL, I have faith in you. You will make it back to the top some day.

By the way how about cleaning up down there. Bethie left a lot of that womens crap when she left and I think it is trash day tomorrow so put it out of the curb. Just leave the couch and the beer cooler!
Posted By: Beth E

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/21/03 02:07 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by fathersson:
PL- how quickly the public forgets!

Just leave the couch and the beer cooler!
Sorry, took the beer cooler with me fathersson. I think SC left a couple Dewars' bottles though. As far as pissing you all off? Why should you be any different then my family? As far as falling, I'll fall kicking and punching, so put the pads on boys.
Posted By: fathersson

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/21/03 02:16 PM

Oh Yea! it is going to be a hot time in the the old house tonight!
See even here in the Fantasy Baseball World, you have to wear your Cup!

Well, I am glad I packed my Cup, my knee pads and a large rain slicker; just because you never know if it is spilled beer or a golden shower coming from above!

Did I say that they pay extra for that in the North East!
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/21/03 02:26 PM

I don't know for sure, but did you all notice that they didn't adjust any player values? I don't remember if they adjusted after the first week in the first half.
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/21/03 02:31 PM

Bad Daddy: No Austin Powers anymore? Whattsa matta, got tired of seeing my legs wrapped around your head? You know with all that traveling you do between first place and last place, you could probably use an extra pair of legs..... :p

DoucheMan: I am almost positive the values changed after Week 1 because I remember being amazed they shot up so high right away. But we will probably have to wait for the esteemed Pork Chop to answer. He will probably say that the site will update in a few days and watch the values change like on Wednesday....
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/21/03 02:47 PM

JG... off-topic, but kind of on-topic...

Everytime I go the ESPN site and while I'm switching pages in our league site, I get this pop-up that says:

A Runtime Error has occurred.
Do you wish to Debug?
Line 1245
Error: Object required

It asks me "Yes" or "No" to the Debugging question.

Does anyone else get this pop-up? I got a new computer last Friday and I've never had this pop-up before?
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/21/03 03:09 PM

I haven't gotten the pop-up, but I notice that since the 2nd half started it takes forever to go from page to page. Not that bad when changing my own roster, but when you try to look at someone else's, it's ridiculous.

I'd venture a guess that the problem is at their end, not yours.

LD: The values did change after the first full week of the first half. Since we only had a four day week, they apparently decided to leave them alone for now.

So how's the view from up there? Don't get dizzy and fall off your perch, now. BTW, we don't have a wager on the second half, do we?
Posted By: Big Daddy Don

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/21/03 03:12 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by La Dolce Vita:
Bad Daddy: No Austin Powers anymore? Whattsa matta, got tired of seeing my legs wrapped around your head? You know with all that traveling you do between first place and last place, you could probably use an extra pair of legs..... :p
No I could never get tired of seeing that - however at my pitiful and temporary standing - your legs are simply not long enough.
Yes I have been up and down so much I feel like I am on an express elevator - basement - penthouse -basement ....

And DB - sounds like the web site is trying to run a Java applet and your browser either is set to not run Java apps or it can't run the app. Although in reality I think the real problem is that your computer is detecting an internal error in the sense that it sees you NOT in fourth place so it doesn't know what the hell is going on.
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/21/03 04:03 PM

I think PL's right - They won't change the values until after at least one FULL week. I didn't think of that when I made my roster, so have some guys who aren't necessarily *good* right now, but wanted them at the starting price for the forthcoming week. Ahh well, we'll see how it works out...

As for the Java error, I don't get it either. If you just got a new computer, and it came with WinXP, then you likely don't have Java. MS wasn't allowed to include Java in their software for some b.s. legal reason so you have to get it yourself now.

BTW, a couple months ago I got SO fed up with all those damned pop-up ads on the BBC game site that got a pop-up ad blocker. Better, but you still had to wait for the blocker to process the pop-ups, which would delay your speed in clicking on links. I then got Netscape 7 which includes a pop-up blocker that works smoothly and quickly, you don't even notice. I use Netscape 7 for ESPN, and IE for everything else. It's worth it. Just having Netscape's tabbed windows is worth it. Try it out if you're overwhelmed by pop-ups.
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/21/03 04:06 PM

Monday

LD 240 Cards
BE 230 Seattle
DB 219 Angels
SC 217 BoSox
OA 212 Cards
JJ. 204 Giants
JG 190 Giants
FS 183 Giants
BD 176 Seattle
PL 151 Marlins
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/21/03 04:09 PM

Thanks for the advice guys! I'll try the java link and hopefully, the problem gets fixed.

The new computer came with a pop-up blocker as well (I guess it doesn't block error messages.) I've worked on it since Friday afternoon and this morning, and I've had 77 pop-ups blocked. That's a ton! I guess I can't play volleyball on orbitz.com anymore!
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/21/03 04:25 PM

Hmmm, if you already have Java installed, you may have to uninstall it first. Or leave it alone, the error may be elsewhere (like in browser settings or something). I assumed you got a brand-new XP system. But try it and see what happens. You backed-up first, right?
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/21/03 04:43 PM

Well, I downloaded java and the problem still persists.

In any case, I'll let our IT guy take care of the problem.
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/21/03 04:45 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by plawrence:
BTW, we don't have a wager on the second half, do we?
Is it too late? C'mon, I always have to have something to play for. The satisfaction of winning is good but I want something tangible.

I suggest we see who does better in the second half. Propose something.

And to prove I am a sport, I think I can take you overall.

You decide.
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/21/03 04:50 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by La Dolce Vita:
And to prove I am a sport, I think I can take you overall.
A little confident there, huh, Buffy?! I guess eating into that 200+ point deficit by 90 points in one week will do that! :p
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/21/03 04:59 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by J Geoff:
Monday
LD 240 Cards
Buff, can I ask you a question? Did you purposely pick Matt Morris for today, or did you think someone else was pitching?
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/21/03 05:08 PM

I purposely picked Matt Morris today. Do you have a problem with my twisted logic? :p

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Ok, before this time tomorrow, SOMEONE will be using the above in a quote. If it is to rub something bad in my face, I will NOT forgive you for porking the jinx to me....
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/21/03 05:21 PM

Buffy: I propose two separate wagers, dinner on each:

Second half and overall. We both have approximately the same lead on each other.
Posted By: Beth E

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/21/03 05:23 PM

GOD!!! Why is ESPN so freaking slow today. I've been on my computer sind 7:45 and have just picked my PS. It clocks for at least 1/2 hour at a time. Or are Doucheman and myself the only ones with computer problems?
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/21/03 05:24 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by La Dolce Vita:
I will NOT forgive you for porking the jinx to me....
I don't have to jinx him. His ERA is 4.19, and the Cards have given up at least 5 runs in all his previous 8 starts -- including 4 starts giving up 9+ runs. The team is 3-5 in his last 8 starts, during which span he's added 2 pts to his ERA. So you can't blame any bad outting on me! :p

It'd be like me picking Detroit and blaming it on you -- can't do it, Sally :p

Of course, now, he's gonna be the Morris of old (May ) and throw one of his typical complete-game shutouts.
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/21/03 05:26 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by J Geoff:
Of course, [b]now, he's gonna be the Morris of old (May ) and throw one of his typical complete-game shutouts. [/b]
Thanks, Pork.....
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/21/03 05:27 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Beth E:
GOD!!! Why is ESPN so freaking slow today.
No problems on my end. You guys DO reboot your machines now and then, don't you? Once a day keeps IT geeks away (for a while)...
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/21/03 05:29 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by La Dolce Vita:
Thanks, Pork.....
Don't thank me too soon... I'm not sure the result of a curse plus an anti-curse in one post...
Posted By: Beth E

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/21/03 05:30 PM

Yes, usually have to reboot at work 3 times a day anyway because our dinasour of a machine usually crashes that much. Everything is ok except that. It's a conspiracy I think.
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/21/03 05:30 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by plawrence:
Buffy: I propose two separate wagers, dinner on each:
Second half and overall.
Ok, in front of witnesses:

and me - cyber-handshaking on that bet.

You're on.
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/21/03 05:33 PM

Is your bet to WIN the game, or is it simply to do better than the other person?
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/21/03 05:39 PM

Good question...I interpret this just to be a "side" bet between me and . If we waited to see who actually won the game, we would probably both starve. But can clarify. I don't care. I will do THAT well.
Posted By: Big Daddy Don

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/21/03 05:45 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Beth E:
GOD!!! Why is ESPN so freaking slow today.
I think it is because the web server cannot compute the fact that both Buffy and you are sitting at number 1 and number 2. It is probably putting itself in a perptual loop to try and understand the error. :p

I understand PLAW has been complaining to ESPN also but not because of the speed - well you all can probably imagine what he is complaining about ....
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/21/03 05:51 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by La Dolce Vita:
interpret this just to be a "side" bet between me and .
Yeah strictly a side bet.

1) Who has more total points for both halves combined
2) Who has more points for second half only

Our respective finishes in the league as a whole mean nothing.

Altho I did win the first half and nobody can... (oh, never mind)
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/21/03 05:54 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by plawrence:
Our respective finishes in the league as a whole mean nothing.
Mean nothing for the side bet, but uh... they sure do for the rest of us!

I can't bet, cuz that'd surely jinx me.
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/21/03 06:04 PM

I want to get in on this action! Hey Bethie, how about a bet on the overall- first half + second half?! :p And no, I don't care if you started ten weeks late! :p
Posted By: Beth E

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/21/03 06:15 PM

And to think Doucheman, you were the one person here I hadn't put a hex on yet. Why are you jinxing it? You got the best view in the house.
Posted By: fathersson

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/21/03 06:19 PM

Man, let me tell you, the worst words this guy wants to here is having any women tell him that she is weeks late!
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/21/03 06:24 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Beth E:
And to think Doucheman, you were the one person here I hadn't put a hex on yet. Why are you jinxing it? You got the best view in the house.
Two women on top... yea, you know it!

I'm just looking for a friendly wager, Bethie, that's all. Counting the first half isn't friendly?!

In any case, if anybody should bet, I think it should be you and Fatherson.
Posted By: Big Daddy Don

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/21/03 07:19 PM

I'll bet that DB ends up in 4th again - that appears to his M.O.
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/21/03 07:28 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Big Daddy Don:
I'll bet that DB ends up in 4th again - that appears to his M.O.
Yea, I just need Pork to get ahead of me and then I'll have three girls above me. :p

Or did you say he counted for only half a girl, Bad Daddy? I can't remember...

Better yet, Bad Daddy, why don't you get ahead of me... Then I'll have 3 and a half girls in front of me. Was it you that was all woman (1.5) or was it Buffy? Again, I can't remember! :p
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/21/03 07:33 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Don Sicilia:
Yea, I just need Pork to get ahead of me and then I'll have three girls above me.
Hey, if that's what you're into... not that there's anything wrong with that... :p
Posted By: Big Daddy Don

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/21/03 07:37 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by J Geoff:
Hey, if that's what you're into...
Hey Pork - remember he is from Chicago - they 'grow' them a bit different out there
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/21/03 07:43 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Big Daddy Don:
Hey Pork - remember he is from Chicago - they 'grow' them a bit different out there
I heard that was San Francisco?

I think you guys are just jealous that there's two women on top of me while you have Joltin' Joe and Fatherson.

Either way though, we're all being beaten by a couple of girls!
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/21/03 08:00 PM

quote:
Originally posted by Don Sicilia:
I heard that was San Francisco?

In answer to your question before hand, I am INDEED all woman. I have the pictures and video to prove it. But alas, noone wanted to bet pictures . is a shrewd and smart man, but dinner it is!
Posted By: Big Daddy Don

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/21/03 08:08 PM

Hmmm depending on the video - I might bet that.
Posted By: joltinjoe05

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/21/03 08:15 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Don Sicilia:
I think you guys are just jealous that there's two women on top of me while you have Joltin' Joe and Fatherson.
Just ask a couple of my friends still in the slammer. They'll tell you how good I was.
Posted By: Big Daddy Don

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/21/03 08:35 PM

I know this was discussed earlier today - but has anyone found out yet from ESPN yet when the values will change the first time? I was wondering if they just might keep them till next Monday and begin the cycle over from there. I looked on the web but didn't see anything - anyone else have any luck?

EDIT: I think they are going to wait until next Monday. If you look week 16 is still going it includes from the start 7/17 until 7/27.

That also means you ain't won the week yet Buffy.
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/21/03 08:46 PM

Yea, it looks like Week 16 is just a really long week. So Buffy, that means you gotta retract your acceptance speech! :p
Posted By: Big Daddy Don

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/21/03 09:47 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Don Sicilia:
So Buffy, that means you gotta retract your acceptance speech! :p
Hey DB - I don't think she is gonna do it. And can you imagine if she still ends up winning the week - we will never hear the end of it.

So anyway PLaw feels that we do not recognize his first half win enough so he has asked me to put together the following. I guess I do this computer work for him - he keeps sending me excerpts from his book. He probably wants to use it as his Avatar. Give it a click and wait a few seconds ...

web page

Actually PLaw never asked me to make it, I was just busting some - but with all the whining about winning the first half and we can't take that away from him ... I had to do something. :p
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/21/03 09:49 PM

That was great, Bad Daddy!
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/21/03 10:48 PM

Now THAT'S an avatar!

My compliments
Posted By: fathersson

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/21/03 11:14 PM

73 pages later and we are going to forget that PL won the first half?- NO WAY
and anyway how could we forget, he has it in black letters under his picture each time he posts. To the victor, goes the spoils!- (Yes that fat guy on the Soprano's)
Posted By: Beth E

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/22/03 12:51 AM

Bad Daddy, if you have a great desire to go back down to the basement could you kindly not take me with you. I'm doing just fine until you and I hooked up again. Proof positive that the Bad Daddy curse lives. Beware all!!!!
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/22/03 03:05 AM

Monday

SC 217 BoSox (8) 52 269
LD 240 Cards (6) 24 264
DB 219 Angels (6) 43 262
JJ. 204 Giants (19) 49 253
BE 230 Seattle (-1) 20 250
OA 212 Cards (6) 38 250
JG 190 Giants (19) 49 239
BD 176 Seattle (-1) 54 230
FS 183 Giants (19) 39 222
PL 151 Marlins (26) 40 191
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/22/03 05:49 AM

I get hitting and no pitching
I get pitching and no hitting :rolleyes:

Jeez, I sound just like the manager of any last place team.
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/22/03 05:51 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by plawrence:
I sound just like the manager of any last place team.
Hey, leave Lou Piniella outta this, he'll get mad
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/22/03 12:12 PM

Good morning, all

TUESDAY

SC 52 269 Boston
LD 24 264 Arizona
DB 43 262 Boston
JJ. 49 253 Houston
BE 20 250 L.A.
OA 38 250 Philly
JG 49 239 K.C.
BD 54 230 K.C.
FS 39 222 Oakland
PL 40 191 Philly
Posted By: Beth E

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/22/03 12:18 PM

Ok, SC has been silent for a few days and whips into 1st place. I guess that's how it's done. You'll hear no more trouble from me. I guess it's the quiet ones that get the victors. Still, 19 points from 5th to 1st means noone should feel safe.
Posted By: joltinjoe05

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/22/03 12:37 PM

A wide variety in the pitching staffs today. And no one took Halliday. Is this the day the streak ends? I think so.
Posted By: fathersson

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/22/03 01:36 PM

Wow, I had a tuff time getting on here and posting. I was knocked off twice and then the board wouldn't take my post after I had written it and then ate it!

Anyway, dam I lost another place in ranks. I am closer to the low rent district.

Where did I put that book- "Baseball for dummies!"
Posted By: Beth E

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/22/03 02:16 PM

Ok, fathersson, am I going blind or are you driving me crazy? I swear that Camillus Don posted something at 9:27 about slipping one place, then that was deleted and now your almost identical post. Are you Camillus Don in disguise?
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/22/03 02:18 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Beth E:
am I going blind or are you driving me crazy?
So many choices to choose from! I think you still need to wipe the sleep from your eyes!
:p
Posted By: Beth E

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/22/03 02:19 PM

Or people just gotta stop trying to pull the wool over my eyes. :p
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/22/03 02:22 PM

5 afternoon games today including Oakland (Fatherson) vs KC (Pork, Bad Daddy). Philly (OA, Plaw) is pitching as well.

Should make for a fun afternoon!

EDIT:Plaw has Philly also.
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/22/03 02:32 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Don Sicilia:
Philly (OA) is pitching as well.
Hey! I have Philly also! What? You got me counted out of this thing already?

Just remember who won the first half here...
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/22/03 02:37 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by plawrence:
[quote]Originally posted by Don Sicilia:
[b] Philly (OA) is pitching as well.
Hey! I have Philly also! What? You got me counted out of this thing already?

Just remember who won the first half here... [/b][/quote]Sorry plaw, I must have not been looking that far down! :p Sorry for that... we all know we can't make fun of you like this for long! :p

In any case, I wanted to congratulate you once again on your astounding first half win. (I want to make sure you got all the attention you need for your win just in case you're thinking of making your own "I Bid Thee Farewell" thread because you weren't getting enough attention! )
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/22/03 02:41 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Don Sicilia:
... we all know we can't make fun of you like this for long! :p
SURE we can! :p

Sometimes you are too nice Douche-Man....
Posted By: fathersson

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/22/03 03:11 PM

Maybe that is why I had to type that post three times and couldn't get it thru. Post ghosts!
You must have been seeing things. And I felt I had a late night following the Gaints game.

You better come back down to the cheap section of the game Bethie, the air is to thin up there for you!
Posted By: Beth E

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/22/03 03:16 PM

Or maybe you typed it once as Camillus Don and didn't realize it. IP addresses are very easy to check you know.
Posted By: fathersson

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/22/03 03:22 PM

Of Bethie, I forgot- No I am not, but I did sleep at a holiday inn last week!
Posted By: Beth E

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/22/03 03:23 PM

If you say so fathersson. But I got my eye on you. Wonder if we will ever see the two of you in the same room. Hmmmmmm.....
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/22/03 03:24 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by La Dolce Vita:
Sometimes you are too nice Douche-Man....
It's a real problem, I know... I am currently taking pills for it.

Now out of my way, Buffy. I am sick of being behind you! :p
Posted By: fathersson

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/22/03 03:26 PM

Save your trash talk for the game where you need it most! Do I look like a old Undertaker?
Now you are hitting below the belt and I don't have my knee pads on!
Posted By: joltinjoe05

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/22/03 03:32 PM

It was tough to not choose Lima. He's my boy. I hope he can forgive me. Lima and the Royals are going to pitch a shutout today.
Posted By: Beth E

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/22/03 03:32 PM

Where I need it most? Look at your standings my friend. 1 better then before the break. You need trash talk more then me. And how would I know if you look like an undertaker? Your avatar is kind of spooky though.
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/22/03 03:37 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Don Sicilia:

Now out of my way, Buffy. I am sick of being behind you! :p
Gosh, no need to get nasty about it!

Wow, those pills really work huh? What are you, a whole TWO points behind me, and with different PS's...yeah there will be movement for sure.

Go away kid, ya botha me.....

Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/22/03 03:37 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by joltinjoe05:
It was tough to not choose Lima. He's my boy. I hope he can forgive me. Lima and the Royals are going to pitch a shutout today.
Wasn't Lima hurt in his last outing? Probables say that Kris Wilson is pitching today. Wilson is 5-0 so I don't think the Royals lose much.
Posted By: fathersson

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/22/03 03:43 PM

Oh come on now, it is FFC himself. I thought he was a standup guy.

I know you justlove the thrill of a good fight!

At least I now know who to blame for my problems this morning. I wonder if it was you who was clogging up the ESPN board so I couldn't change my team a few nights ago.

I smell something fishy here. You jumped up the ladder so fast and I am down here in the low rent district.
Posted By: Big Daddy Don

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/22/03 03:51 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by La Dolce Vita:
[quote]Originally posted by Don Sicilia:
[b] ... we all know we can't make fun of you like this for long! :p
SURE we can! :p
[/b][/quote]Buffy, I'm With You
on that one. We can milk this for pretty much the rest of the season I believe. And to prove the point a new and probably more approriate Avatar

2nd Half
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/22/03 03:53 PM

You do come up with a good one every now and then, DS. All is forgiven.
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/22/03 04:09 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by La Dolce Vita:
Wow, those pills really work huh?
Yea, the pills work pretty well. The only problem is that I'm getting these nervous ticks and I can't control it- like a "trash talking" version of tourettes.

Go San Francisco!

(See what I mean, that came out of nowhere!)

D-backs

(There it goes again!)

Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/22/03 04:13 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Big Daddy Don:
Buffy, I'm With You on that one. We can milk this for pretty much the rest of the season I believe. And to prove the point a new and probably more approriate Avatar

2nd Half
Did I say I liked the one yesterday? I think this one takes the cake!
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/22/03 04:16 PM

I'll tell you what, Big Daddy:

If I finish the second half in the basement, I will use that avatar through the end of the World Series.
Posted By: joltinjoe05

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/22/03 04:33 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Don Sicilia:
Wasn't Lima hurt in his last outing? Probables say that Kris Wilson is pitching today. Wilson is 5-0 so I don't think the Royals lose much.
You are right. Dang, I had assumed that little injury of his wasn't that bad.
Posted By: Big Daddy Don

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/22/03 04:47 PM

Regarding Lima - the 'skinny' on him yesterday said that he is set for the start today. That came across late last night - he pulled a hammy or groin in the last game. He's a damn sissy if he doesn't pitch today.

Guess we'll find out in a few.

EDIT: I just saw the lineups posted and Lima is out :rolleyes: I can see my third straight day with a minus for my PS. JJ5 you need to find yourself a new team to root for - what a bunch of wussies on this one.
Posted By: Big Daddy Don

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/22/03 04:57 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by plawrence:
I'll tell you what, Big Daddy:

If I finish the second half in the basement, I will use that avatar through the end of the World Series.
You know PL - for being a good sport I agree to do the same. If I end up in the basement I'll modify my avatar through the playoffs also.

Granted if I do end up in the basement I would probably have to go into hiding for a period of time but what the hell - I'll do it.
Posted By: fathersson

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/22/03 05:08 PM

Doctor, Doctor I need help.

I am starting to think that Paulie Walnuts IS PL.
I just saw a commerical with Paulie on TV and thought of PL on this board!

Oh my I'm starting to lose my mind!.

Dam it is off to the lake to go fishing and then down to the sports bar to catch some of the games on the screens. I took Oakland today, but I bet they don't carry that game, which is always my luck. There is always others to watch.

Maybe I'll get me a pulled Pork sandwich and some fries to go with an ice cold beer!
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/22/03 05:32 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by fathersson:
pulled Pork sandwich
Posted By: Beth E

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/22/03 05:41 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by fathersson:
Doctor, Doctor I need help.

I am starting to think that Paulie Walnuts IS PL.
I just saw a commerical with Paulie on TV and thought of PL on this board!

Oh my I'm starting to lose my mind!.

Did Paulie say one thing, disappear then reappear 5 minutes later? Not losing your mind, just trying to be played by a nobody. It happens to the best of us.
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/22/03 05:54 PM

TUESDAY

SC 269 Boston
LD 264 Arizona
DB 262 Boston
JJ. 253 Houston
BE 250 L.A.
OA 250 Philly
JG 239 K.C.
BD 230 K.C.
FS 222 Oakland
PL 191 Philly
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/22/03 05:56 PM

Shit, BD! Don't curse me today! Bad enough Lima is out. Guess we'll be getting our $3m worth

PL has Philly? I was supposed to go to the Philly game today, but overslept Dammit, had I gone, rooting for Philly, the Mutts would've creamed them. Ahh well! You lucked out, PL!
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/22/03 06:03 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by fathersson:

I am starting to think that Paulie Walnuts IS PL.
I guess I should take that as an insult Even if it's not, I will anyway.

How can you confuse me with him? I'm much more articulate True, I have been known to occasionally sniff a pair of...(oh, never mind. There are chldren here) :rolleyes:
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/22/03 06:04 PM

3 - 0, Mutts in the bottom of the 2nd. I wasn't quite sure if a hit-by-pitch RBI counts as an earned run, but it looks like it is.
Posted By: Big Daddy Don

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/22/03 06:33 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by J Geoff:
Shit, BD! Don't curse me today! Bad enough Lima is out. Guess we'll be getting our $3m worth
:( Damn, I missed that Pork also has the Royals. Oh well two day of minus points might as well be three.

You are right I guess in this case you get what you pay for. Maybe we can hope for rain take a nice 0 - sadly for me, that would be a step up.
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/22/03 06:47 PM

4-0 Oakland in the 3rd... ahh well... Two homers for Durazo already :rolleyes:

But 5-0 Mutts, guess I didn't have to go after all
Posted By: Big Daddy Don

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/22/03 07:07 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by J Geoff:
4-0 Oakland in the 3rd... ahh well...


I am sick. 6-0 now - what is this like 4 homers in 4 innings and they still haven't pulled Wilson. The only saving grace is I believe the 6th run was not an ER. It has gotten that bad.
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/22/03 07:57 PM

Try 9-0 now. Freakin' Hudson throwing a 1-hitter... figures! I thought it was gonna be a pitcher's duel, and it should've been! Dammit!!
Posted By: joltinjoe05

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/22/03 08:00 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by J Geoff:
Try 9-0 now. Freakin' Hudson throwing a 1-hitter... figures! I thought it was gonna be a pitcher's duel, and it should've been! Dammit!!
The Royals fan in me says "Damn. What a shitty day". The fantasy baseball player in me says "Haha!!"

Posted By: Big Daddy Don

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/22/03 08:04 PM

Well the good news is that only 8 of the runs were earned. :rolleyes: KC SUCKS. JGeoff we'll gonna have to go back and start exchanging PS the night prior to make sure we don't have the same one. That means FS will pass us tonight on Oakland alone probably and we will fight it out with our offensive players.

I hate this game - I might not play anymore (quick who do I sound like)
Posted By: joltinjoe05

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/22/03 08:07 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Big Daddy Don:
That means FS will pass us tonight on Oakland alone probably and the three of us (you, me and JJ5) will fight it out with our offensive players.
Don't drag me down to the basement. I took Houston.
Posted By: Big Daddy Don

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/22/03 08:09 PM

I realized that after I posted and retracted what I wrote before I saw your post - opps. So what are you saying you don't want to 'pal' around with Pork and I?? :rolleyes:
Posted By: joltinjoe05

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/22/03 08:12 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Big Daddy Don:
I realized that after I posted and retracted what I wrote before I saw your post - opps. So what are you saying you don't want to 'pal' around with Pork and I?? :rolleyes:
I'd rather pal around with SC. Thanks anyway
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/22/03 09:29 PM

Wow Pork, I just got through checking out your roster, I was amazed because it looked suspiciously like MINE.

Seriously though...start using your own brain!
Posted By: Beth E

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/22/03 09:29 PM

SC's and Boston's luck is bound to run out soon. Either that, or he just LOVES his roster and doesn't want to change it. Don't know if it's too late, but here goes:

Boston
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/22/03 09:38 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Big Daddy Don:
So what are you saying you don't want to 'pal' around with Pork and I?? :rolleyes:
I want to pal around with you guys!!

Of course, I'd make you guys look good. But you both would make me look REEEAAAALL smart!
Posted By: Big Daddy Don

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/22/03 09:52 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by La Dolce Vita:
I want to pal around with you guys!!
Hey Joltin Joe - look Pork and I are gonna have the ladies with us - you sure you still want to 'pal' around with SC?
Not that there is anything wrong with that.
Posted By: Beth E

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/22/03 09:58 PM

Ladies? Are you guys already predicting the Dodgers to crash and burn? I love you guys, but I've had my fill of the basement. I'll be the Hunchback in the watch tower if you like. Besides, I don't mind paling around with SC.
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/22/03 10:23 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Big Daddy Don:
...look Pork and I are gonna have the ladies with us
Ladies? I have heard them called alot of things before....hooters, breasteses, 's - but ok, whatever floats your boat.

See, even Bethie didn't think you were talking about her!
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/22/03 10:30 PM

quote:
Originally posted by Beth E:
:p
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/22/03 10:35 PM

If anyone should be throwing oranges at the BoSox, it should be me. I am surrounded by a sea of Red Sox.

And DB is sick of being behind me I am STILL hurt by that remark. But I'll get over it , when he is not AS CLOSE behind me as he is now. Maybe leaving him in the dust will make him a nicer person....
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/22/03 10:40 PM

Take things seriously, whydon'cha? :p

How about this for compromise... I get into first place but you still squeak out second place!

Works for you, Buff?!
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/22/03 10:47 PM

No, that doesn't "work" for me. You're probably the nicest person in here but that doesn't make me want to beat you any less.

Not a team player, remember?

How 'bout you squeeze out a nice 2nd place standing? I would at least win one of the bets I made with the .
Posted By: Beth E

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/22/03 10:53 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Don Sicilia:
quote:
Originally posted by Beth E:
:p
Sorry Doucheman. Nothing personal, it's just business. Besides, you haven't had your turn in the basement yet.
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/22/03 11:03 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Beth E:
Besides, you haven't had your turn in the basement yet.
After the stories I've heard about the basement, I don't think I want to go in there... Playboys, instruction manuals, leftover feminine products... Doesn't sound too appealing... O.K., the Playboys sound alright, but the rest of it ( )?!
Posted By: Beth E

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/22/03 11:06 PM

Feminine products? Aren't you the Doucheman? You gotta restock anyway. LDV hasn't been down there I think and the only feminine thing I think I left was the tube of lipstick I used to write, "Eat my shorts" on the window. So there's nothing else there to scare you.
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/22/03 11:10 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by La Dolce Vita:
How 'bout you squeeze out a nice 2nd place standing?
That doesn't work for me either! :p

There's only one way to settle this.

How about a fake side bet Buffy?

It's fake because if we admit to gambling (which is against the ESPN rules), neither of us can win the 20 inch TV!
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/22/03 11:12 PM

Didnt your last poker night teach you anything DoucheMan? No fake betting. I have a 61" HD-TV...dont need the Barbie sized 20 incher!

Raining in Boston....Uh Oh. NY too! Glad I dumped that blockead Giambi!!
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/22/03 11:12 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Beth E:
Feminine products? Aren't you the Doucheman?
Doucheman in name only - not in application!
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/22/03 11:15 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by La Dolce Vita:
Didnt your last poker night teach you anything DoucheMan? No fake betting. I have a 61" HD-TV...dont need the Barbie sized 20 incher!
Women and their attention to size??! :rolleyes:

61" TV... Impressive. I only have a 31" TV myself, but I should be upgrading once I move into my new place.
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/22/03 11:19 PM

You know when you go donate blood and they ask you all those health questions? For instance:

Have you ever exchanged sex for money?

I almost got thrown out of the place once because I replied "yes".

Then quickly added "I'm married"

DoucheMan, your future wife will have a big TV among other things some day. Learn to live with it and enjoy the ride!
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/22/03 11:20 PM

Yankee game cancelled. Freak... I still had Jeter and Giambi.
Posted By: Beth E

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/22/03 11:20 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by La Dolce Vita:

Raining in Boston....Uh Oh. NY too! Glad I dumped that blockead Giambi!!
Yes, doesn't anybody know how to read a weather report? I guess you all take your chances with a 0. I like the odds better of at least getting +1. It never rains in California, remember.
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/22/03 11:54 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Big Daddy Don:
JGeoff we'll gonna have to go back and start exchanging PS the night prior to make sure we don't have the same one.
That's SO considerate of you, BD! It's sweet that you're looking out for my team's well-being, that you don't want me battling the BD Curse again I appreciate the gesture!
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/22/03 11:56 PM

quote:
Originally posted by La Dolce Vita:
Wow Pork, I just got through checking out your roster, I was amazed because it looked suspiciously like MINE.
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/23/03 12:02 AM

TUESDAY

SC 269 Boston (18) 49 318
DB 262 Boston (18) 54 316
LD 264 Arizona (12) 49 313 Back home #3
BE 250 L.A. (23) 61 311
JJ. 253 Houston (30) 49 302
FS 222 Oakland (37) 51 273
OA 250 Philly (1) 20 270
JG 239 K.C. (-12) 17 256
BD 230 K.C. (-12) 25 255
PL 191 Philly (1) 20 211
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/23/03 01:56 AM

Last place I can deal with. (it's only temporary anyway).

What's gonna make me wind up really hating this game is the speed - or lack of it - with which this stupid website moves.

The fun used to be sitting down at the computer for an hour or so after dinner, picking tomorrow's team, looking at everyone else's results for the day, and then visiting a few porn sites.

Now it takes forever to pick a team, and forget about looking at everone else's results. Takes to friggin' long.
Posted By: Beth E

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/23/03 02:01 AM

I noticed you didn't say "forget the porn sites". Nice to know you don't let a few idle moments interfer with the important stuff. You're a good man.
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/23/03 05:43 AM

Don't know what to tell ya, PL... it's not the ESPN site (this time )...
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/23/03 05:52 AM

Really Pork? Because I SWEAR I haven't been able to get on in the past 30 minutes......

Of course if you were to post the results, then I would not have to look myself and I could go to bed (or have more time to look at porn.... )
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/23/03 05:58 AM

Results posted. Conclusion: I suck. :rolleyes:
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/23/03 06:02 AM

Yes indeed Pork.

But Bad Daddy and suck worse than you!

Again, I am wearing the bronze...
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/23/03 10:31 AM

Wednesday (Note: Yesterdays results are still unofficial)

SC 49 318 Philly
DB 54 316 Montreal
LD 49 313 Pitts
BE 61 311 Philly
JJ. 49 302 Yanks
FS 51 273 Astros
OA 20 270 Cubs
JG 17 256 Astros
BD 25 255 Arizona
PL 20 211 Montreal
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/23/03 10:38 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by plawrence:
I get hitting and no pitching
I get pitching and no hitting :rolleyes:
Wait, I forgot one. Like yesteday

I get no pitching or hitting.
Posted By: Beth E

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/23/03 12:07 PM

7 damm points from 4th to 1st. Unfreakingbelievable.

EDIT: Ok, Geoff, if ESPN isn't down how come my scores yesterday have not totalled? When I log on my score is still at 250.

And, yeah, I picked Philly again even after that debacle of -35 points. I'm going by the notion that lightning doesn't strike twice.
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/23/03 01:42 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by plawrence:
DB 54 316 Montreal
LD 49 313 Pitts
We didn't get as much movement as we thought, even with different pitching staffs, huh Buff!

But you know what, I'll take being 2nd! :p
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/23/03 01:52 PM

Again, there was no clear cut choice for pitching staffs today.

One lousy afternoon game and none of our pitching staffs are involved. :rolleyes:

By the way, unbelievable trade yesterday. Jesse Orosco for cash or a player to be named later to the Yankees! Great trade! :p

As a Cubbies fan, I really liked the Lofton-Ramirez trade. Expectations are tempered though... Watch the pitcher the Cubs gave up be the next Dontrelle. But all in all, a good trade... They need a 3rd baseman and a centerfielder and they got both.
Posted By: Big Daddy Don

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/23/03 01:53 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Don Sicilia:
But you know what, I'll take being 2nd!
Just so we understand is this a true second place or is this an honorable mention second place - you know with a '*'

Quote:
Originally posted by La Dolce Vita:
But Bad Daddy and suck worse than you!
But only by a point :p
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/23/03 01:57 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Don Sicilia:
Again, there was no clear cut choice for pitching staffs today. We have Philly in the lead with 3 of us taking them.
I edited the standings above. I have Montreal today, not Philly.
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/23/03 01:59 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by plawrence:
I edited the standings above. I have Montreal today, not Philly.
Plaw, I hope today is one of those days in which you have pitching!
Posted By: Beth E

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/23/03 02:02 PM

So that just leaves me and SC with Philly. Hmmmm...could be interesting. plaw needs his pitching and hopefully I get some downright awesome hitting. Today is gonna be a real nail biter. And the bad thing is I don't have any nails now.
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/23/03 02:34 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Big Daddy Don:
Just so we understand is this a true second place or is this an honorable mention second place - you know with a '[b]*' : [/b]
You talkin' about me? Hey, I accepted my bronze medal with NO argument.

What color did YOU get?

I thought so.
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/23/03 02:39 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Don Sicilia:
As a Cubbies fan, I really liked the Lofton-Ramirez trade.
Saw that. I like it too! (As an NL fan of course, not Cubbies, cough-hack-cough)

Imagine my confusion last night watching my Dodgers play and seeing Rickey and Jeromy in Dodger blue! Weird.

btw DoucheMan - walk over to Wrigley and tell Karros to shave off that DISGUSTING beard. 2 words: GOAT-TEE! :p
Posted By: Big Daddy Don

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/23/03 02:40 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by La Dolce Vita:
What color did YOU get?

I thought so.
Well technically I did not get a color - but I guess you may not be aware of the fact that I did start 10 games late :p I thought I might have mentioned that once in the past - guess you might have missed it.


And let me say that with the view I got now behind JGeoff - let's just say I now understand why you fought so hard to get into second place.
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/23/03 02:44 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by La Dolce Vita:
btw DoucheMan - walk over to Wrigley and tell Karros to shave off that DISGUSTING beard. 2 words: GOAT-TEE! :p
Will do... :p

I'm sure you know also, Buffy, that Karros has pretty much become the full-time 1st baseman for the Cubbies, against lefties or righties. Won the job outright. I guess he wasn't the used-up hack we all thought he was!
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/23/03 02:47 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Big Daddy Don:
And let me say that with the view I got now behind JGeoff - let's just say I now understand why you fought so hard to get into second place.
That's why I was trying so hard to get you to pass me! With all the back and forth between Pork and Buffy, I was getting dizzy! :p
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/23/03 02:47 PM

Well since WGN is a staple station around here, yes, that makes me happy that he has more television air time....hence the need for a haircut and grooming
Posted By: Big Daddy Don

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/23/03 02:50 PM

Well don't flatter yourself - the view for me wasn't that great :p


But to make PL happy - back to business;

Regarding that sissy Karros - it seems the Choi never got back into a groove since his collision with Wood. Do you think that had something to do with it (getting hurt) or you think he is just running out of gas.
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/23/03 02:55 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Big Daddy Don:
Regarding that sissy Karros - it seems the Choi never got back into a groove since his collision with Wood. Do you think that had something to do with it (getting hurt) or you think he is just running out of gas.
Probably both but most likely, I think it's just because he's a rookie in his first full major league season. He's not used to the pitchers yet. Defensively though, he's been alright.
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/23/03 02:56 PM

I watched the Cubs play this past weekend and yes Choi was having a rough time and they kept replaying that collision and talking about the after effects. Just like Giles is still having problems from his collision with Wood and that happened a few weeks ago! The problem is Choi's head hit the hard, packed ground - not the grass. It could really have had an impact...

And you are saying you didnt like the view behind ME?????? Surely, you jest. Of course, again noone wanted to bet pictures so the best I can give you is

What, you play for both teams or something?
Posted By: Big Daddy Don

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/23/03 03:05 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by La Dolce Vita:
Just like Giles is still having problems from his collision with Wood and that happened a few weeks ago! The problem is Choi's head hit the hard, packed ground - not the grass. It could really have had an impact...

And you are saying you didnt like the view behind ME?????? Surely, you jest. What, you play for both teams or something?
I thought Giles colided with Prior ? Not sure, you seen one Cub you seen them all. Regarding Choi's head hitting the ground maybe that having an impact - hmm yes I think the impact is what gave him the problems. :p

Who are you referring your comment about not liking the view and teams - me or DB?
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/23/03 03:09 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by La Dolce Vita:
And you are saying you didnt like the view behind ME?????? Surely, you jest. Of course, again noone wanted to bet pictures so the best I can give you is
No, the view behind you was great!

But with you switching back and forth with Pork, it's like having a great steak dinner one day and then SPAM the next day. Steak dinner, spam, steak dinner, spam... Very poetic, I know! :p

Quote:
Originally posted by La Dolce Vita:
What, you play for both teams or something?
No, I only play for one team. Not that there's anything wrong with the other one. :p You might ask Bad Daddy though, I heard he switch hits every now and then. Guineapig told me so. :p

So let me get this straight... how is my future wife going to get a big screen TV again??!
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/23/03 03:10 PM

Yes, Bad Daddy...my bad. Prior? Yes, that's right. Guess I have Wood on my mind. When should this morning be any different than any other? Yes, I remember that collision well. I was watching that game at the Denver ESPN zone - on my 3rd margarita.....

And you are disecting my english?

It is 2 hours earlier here, which means it is not even 9:30 yet. And I am on 5 hours sleep.

Let's make an appointment for me to smack you - but later this afternoon.....
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/23/03 03:11 PM

Bad Daddy's right... Giles did collide with Prior. Landed Prior on the DL too...
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/23/03 03:15 PM

I stand corrected..... (and sober).

Hey, you've seen one pitcher in puka shells, you've seen them all.

Wood, Prior, Farnsworth......all wearin' the chokers. It distracts me
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/23/03 04:07 PM

Wednesday (now official)

SC 318 Philly
DB 316 Montreal
LD 313 Pitts
BE 311 Philly
JJ. 302 Yanks
FS 273 Astros
OA 270 Cubs
JG 255 Astros
BD 254 Arizona
PL 211 Montreal
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/23/03 04:08 PM

Bethie, I thought you meant the site was slow to maneuver. That, I haven't experienced at all. But yeah, they haven't processed yesterday's figures yet... bastids! (Not that I wanna see how poorly I did again... )
Posted By: fathersson

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/23/03 04:44 PM

Geoff, I do expect the Astro's to do well today!
Don't let anyone give us any crap!
Looks like we are the only ones who feel that Houston was the way to go.
It is good to see that many have taken different staffs.
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/23/03 04:49 PM

Thanks for jinxing it, FS! :p
Posted By: fathersson

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/23/03 05:27 PM

NO way! I don't believe in that jinx crap.
Trash talk is one thing, but a hex is ludicrous.
Now where did I put those pins for my Voodo Doll!
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/23/03 06:47 PM

Wow Douche-Man. Have you seen my roster? It'll almost be like looking in a mirror!

I checked yours out since I will first covet your position. Can't bother looking at the bargain basement peeps - not enough time in the day to do so.

Ok...so when did Vidro strain his knee? I don't get east coast games over here so granted I didnt SEE that happen last night. That is what I get for making my roster up at lunchtime, huh? :rolleyes:

Ah, to have a "*" next to one of my players. Damaged goods. Oh the shame. I was uninformed. Somebody pinch me.
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/23/03 07:03 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by La Dolce Vita:
Somebody pinch me.
Okay, turn around first
Posted By: Big Daddy Don

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/23/03 07:15 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by La Dolce Vita:
I checked yours out since I will first covet your position
Hey - what is this about - what happened with yesterday when you wanted to 'pal' around with Pork and I - what too good for us now? Damn, and I already bragged to JJ5 that we were getting the ladies down here to 'pal' with us, while he was going to pal with SC.

You're making us look bad now. :p
Posted By: Beth E

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/23/03 07:20 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Big Daddy Don:

You're making us look bad now. :p
You're making yourselves look bad with your picks. :p
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/23/03 07:27 PM

No, Bad Daddy - I still like palling around with you guys.

I may be an Uptown Girl but I don't mind slummin' every now and then.

Bethie: Good comeback!
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/23/03 07:41 PM

Man, you can hear Bethie's trash talking a lot better when she's not in the basement!

She has venom in those words! :p
Posted By: Big Daddy Don

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/23/03 07:46 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Beth E:
You're making yourselves look bad with your picks. :p
Hey look, Bethie gets out of the basement for a few days and feels fiesty. Granted I am stuck on the lower levels with the likes of Pork and PL - but we are making the most of it. Wait till you see the place when you get back. And I will have you know that I started 10 games la - oh wait nevermind.
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/23/03 07:46 PM

You know, I am not certain....but I think Bad Daddy started late. Not sure, though.


:rolleyes:


EDIT: Check out the time of my post and BDD's discussing his lateness....simultaneous posting at it's best.

Wow, maybe I need a cigarette! :p
Posted By: fathersson

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/23/03 07:53 PM

They Finally posted the scores on the espn board-
#6 and I'm moving on up to a mid section apartemnt in the sky!
Posted By: Big Daddy Don

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/23/03 08:12 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by La Dolce Vita:
EDIT: Check out the time of my post and BDD's discussing his lateness....simultaneous posting at it's best.
Ha - it's like I began a thought and you finished it. Kind of like kindred spirits or something, huh.

Of course once I get a PS that doesn't go backwards :rolleyes: you will see me moving up the rankings quite rapidly.
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/23/03 08:18 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Big Daddy Don:


Of course once I get a PS that doesn't go backwards :rolleyes: you will see me moving up the rankings quite rapidly.
Riiiiiight...chances of that are like the Nets winning the .....woops! nevermind
Posted By: Big Daddy Don

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/23/03 08:37 PM

Don't even joke about that - you know I have -48 points the last three days from my PS. If they didn't play I would in like 5th place - just by not playing and getting me 0 - if they played and got me say 6 points a day - not much - I would be close to first.

If I get minus points again tonight, than I am going to be like PL and not play this game anymore.

Hey that sounds pretty good - I can use that later, I can hear it now - 'you know if I didn't get -50 points in the first week of the season ....'
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/23/03 08:53 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Big Daddy Don:
Hey that sounds pretty good - I can use that later, I can hear it now - 'you know if I didn't get -50 points in the first week of the season ....'
That doesn't work quite as well, Bad Daddy!

At least when you were using the 10 days late excuse, it bordered a legitimate excuse. You had no choice but to get zero points.

Now, you might as well say, "If my picks in the first week weren't so inept, then I would have placed higher." :p

I think the excuse that might work better is "If only the Curse of the Pork didn't infect me that first week, then I would have placed higher." :p
Posted By: Big Daddy Don

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/23/03 09:04 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Don Sicilia:
Now, you might as well say, "If my picks in the first week weren't so inept, then I would have placed higher."
Hmm - I don't remember asking for your opinion - if in the future I want it I will ask for it.

Don't you have some work to do to get back to your 4th place anyway. If you want I can probably help you and give you some recommendations on PSs.

I also understand that Buffy is gunning for an honorary 3rd Place this half. You know with another ' * ' :p
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/23/03 09:10 PM

Just trying to help a brother out! :p

As for your PS recommendations, I'm pretty sure I can get to 4th place on my own. Thanks for the offer though! :p
Posted By: Big Daddy Don

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/23/03 09:17 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Don Sicilia:
As for your PS recommendations, I'm pretty sure I can get to 4th place on my own. Thanks for the offer though! :p
No problem, I think we all agree that you find your way there on your own but I can pretty guarantee if you use my PS you will get there in a much faster timeframe. :rolleyes:
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/23/03 11:37 PM

The Expos just spotted Vasquez 5 runs for a 5 - 0 lead. I think all scoring should just stop now!
Posted By: Beth E

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/24/03 12:20 AM

Hey Buffy, I'm watching the Phillies/Cubs and spotted your man Karros. I agree whole heartedly. The fuzz on his face must go. What is he trying to look thug or something? It's like when a 14 year old grows that little peach fuzz above their lip. Doucheman, if you could attack Karros with a razor that would be appreciated.
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/24/03 02:02 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by Don Sicilia:
The Expos just spotted Vasquez 5 runs for a 5 - 0 lead. I think all scoring should just stop now!
I didn't mean only the Expos should stop. :rolleyes:

Nice win though!
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/24/03 02:13 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by La Dolce Vita:
Riiiiiight...chances of that are like the Nets winning the .....woops! nevermind
Hey! Lay off my Nets

BTW, guys: We're only 273 posts behind the "A New Forum Game (Let's 'Broke' The Record)" thread. We're averaging better than 20 posts per day! This is the most active thread here. :rolleyes:

If we keep this going through the hot stove league, we'll "broke" the record.

I can see this becoming our own little private "Sub-Bulletin Board". During the off-season we could start discussing different topics just amongst ourselves... :rolleyes:
Posted By: Big Daddy Don

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/24/03 02:49 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by plawrence:
During the off-season we could start discussing different topics just amongst ourselves... :rolleyes:
You sure you want to hear me in the off-season also ?

OK - back to business. I just got online check the scores and saw that Arizona gave up 2 runs in the first. I was like WTF - can't I at least get a few innings of plus points - but when I checked the ESPN site found out the neither was earned . So basically for the first time since last Saturday I think as of 10:48pm my PS is actually in the plus. I am so proud - just thought I would share.
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/24/03 03:30 AM

Damn! I saw those two runs up there, and never thought to look and see if they were earned

And I had visions of crawling out of the basement tonight.

And sure. We can talk all winter. About how I won the first half and how you started ten days late. :rolleyes:
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/24/03 05:00 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by plawrence:
I can see this becoming our own little private "Sub-Bulletin Board". During the off-season we could start discussing different topics just amongst ourselves
Fine by me! This IS the most interesting place around WITH the most interesting people. You know I LOVE you guys! I would be able to live in this thread forever if I didn't see the basement looming towards me....was I stupid enough to mention I enjoyed slummin' today? I was JOKING!
Posted By: joltinjoe05

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/24/03 05:06 AM

You guys are going to do fantasy football, right?
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/24/03 05:09 AM

JJ - there has been talk of doing a FF league here but not sure who is orchestrating that - or what site would be used. I usually play in 2 seperate leagues every year so this one would be a 3rd. Ah, I could handle it I suppose.

Sooooo, that would leave the month of February to discuss "other stuff"...luckily, it is a short month
Posted By: joltinjoe05

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/24/03 05:12 AM

I think Geoff is setting one up on ESPN that we can join. Not 100% sure though.
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/24/03 05:20 AM

Luckily we have plenty of time till all our rowdy friends come over on Monday nights.....

What, you don't have enough to think about with baseball - thinking about FB already?

Ok, so ... GO NINERS!
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/24/03 06:47 AM

Wednesday

SC 318 Philly (29) 66 384
DB 316 Montreal (29) 64 380
BE 311 Philly (29) 64 375
JJ. 302 Yanks (25) 69 371
LD 313 Pitts (8) 42 355
FS 273 Astros (28) 54 327
OA 270 Cubs (18) 48 318
JG 255 Astros (28) 62 317
BD 254 Arizona (4) 29 283
PL 211 Montreal(29) 61 272
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/24/03 07:22 AM

Thursday (unofficial totals)

SC 384 Wood
DB 380 Indians
BE 375 Astros
JJ. 371 Royals
LD 355 Dodgers
FS 327 Astros
OA 318 Wood
JG 317 Wood
BD 283 Dodgers
PL 272 Indians
Posted By: Hollywood Hagan

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/24/03 08:11 AM

OK, ladies and gents, I am back. I haven't kept up with my team in quite some time, but after the All Star break, my love for the game has been refreshed. And the Yankees are good again!

I hope this lasts for more than a few weeks.

By the way, my new team name is "Pork This".
Posted By: Hollywood Hagan

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/24/03 08:12 AM

By the way, is anyone up for a Fantasy Football League? Now that I would be able to keep up with.
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/24/03 10:00 AM

How'd they ever have today's pitchers up there at 3:20 AM?

Ah, Hagen. Allow me to be the first to welcome you back. Your display of sportsmanship in the first half was, I'm sure, an inspiration to us all .

Before you start playing though, I advise you to read the last 70 pages or so of this thread. There are many valuable strategy tips you may want to pick up on.
Posted By: Big Daddy Don

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/24/03 01:55 PM

Good news and bad news for me - the good news is for the first time in 4 days my PS didn't get me minus points. The bad news is that at once having 17 points for me I end up with 3.

This game sucks - I might not play anymore.

And someone explain why when Batista only went 5 innings - gave up 3 hits and had 0 ERs against him do they move to Randolph (?)in the sixth, who promptly serves up a 2 run homer to Bonds.

Have I mentioned that this game sucks recently. Hey at least I am still ahead of PLAW though :p - but where is the little simile of the nervous guy sweating though? :rolleyes:
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/24/03 02:01 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by plawrence:
I can see this becoming our own little private "Sub-Bulletin Board". During the off-season we could start discussing different topics just amongst ourselves... :rolleyes:
Fine by me also... Then plaw can whine/cheer here about how the Nets are doing! By the way, I think Jason Kidd made the smartest move in the NBA by staying in the East with the Nets. He isn't sniffing the NBA finals if he went to the West.

And how about these latest trades... the talent drain from the East to the West is staggering.

Anyway, in the catch phrase of the second half, "Let's get back to business."

SC is in a zone, Z-O-N-E, in the second half. How's that for a jinx?!

Once again plaw and I have the same pitching staff. Again, I hope today is one of your good pitching staff days plaw!
Posted By: Beth E

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/24/03 02:07 PM

Only 5 points between me and you Doucheman. Sorry, but the Indians have to go down tonight. No way around it.

Indians

And hopefully SC playing with his Wood won't result in too much either.
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/24/03 02:14 PM

I understand. You had no choice. I mean, if you would trample over your friend Buffy and send her tailspinning from 2nd to 5th, who am I to stand in your way?! :p

By the way, I love the Astros and all (originally growing up in Houston), but I gotta do it:

LASTros

Too bad I don't have any powers. :rolleyes:
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/24/03 02:19 PM

Eight afternoon games today:

Philly vs. Wood (SC, OA, Pork)
Royals (JJ) vs. Twins
Colorado vs. Dodgers (LDV, Bad Daddy)

Should make for an eventful afternoon.
Posted By: Beth E

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/24/03 02:20 PM

I guess we'll find out what kind of powers you have after tonight, won't we. Be careful though, once you create your own curse there's no going back. Be prepared for the backlash.
Posted By: Big Daddy Don

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/24/03 02:25 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Don Sicilia:
Colorado vs. Dodgers (LDV, Bad Daddy)
Sorry Buffy With the way I have been going with PS you might be in 7th place at the end of the day. I should probably offer as a public service announcement each day what PS I selected so you can all avoid. But than I thought about it more and decide - screw you all - misery loves company - if I'm going down, I'm taken as many down with me.

Can you feel the love on the board. :p
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/24/03 03:09 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Big Daddy Don:

Can you feel the love on the board. :p
Yeah, and quite frankly, it is giving me the creeps (and the munchies...). :p

I stand by my pick. Bad Daddy curse be DAMNED!.
Posted By: fathersson

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/24/03 03:29 PM

You know on a avg. day I would be glad for 54 points score, but I see that it wasn't that great when so many others had 60+ day.
Oh well, still better that a sharp stick in the eye or negative numbers!
There wasn't to much movement, then again the girls have split apart.

Bethie and SC look like they are taking no prisoners. For me it is a hot shower and off to find something to do.
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/24/03 03:37 PM

Don't worry FS, these 60+ average days won't last. I personally liked it better when the player values were high. It's more fun to find the low-valued gem than having these superstars all the time.
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/24/03 03:44 PM

I agree, DB... what is so ironic is when I do my roster and I have all kinds of money left over but I have the so-called heavy hitters. Then I scramble trying to get an even BETTER hitter. Problem is we all end up having the same good sluggers.

More fun to find that $2.9 person and get him on the night he hits Homer # 3 and #4 for the season
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/24/03 04:17 PM

Couldn't have said it better myself, DB & LD.
As a matter of fact, I did say something similar earlier, like "Anyone can pick Delgado, Soriano, A. Rod, etc..."

Much more skill involved when you have to decide which 2 or 3 heavy hitters you really want, and the fill out your roster with the scrubeenies.

I, too, have had days when I was unable to fill the whole cap. Semmed to have a few hundred thou left over, and then when I went back I couldn't find anyone more expensive that I wanted more since I tend to pick the guy I want the most the first time through the selection process. The only time I go back and make a change is if I'm over the cap.

But WTF do I know? I'm in the cellar

And BTW guys, I'm a little disappointed in all of you. . I was the only one to welcome HH back. What happened to Fantasy Baseball League comraderie?
Posted By: Beth E

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/24/03 04:22 PM

There once was a Fantasy Baseball League Comraderie? I must have missed that meeting. Plus, I'm geering myself up for round 2 of, "I started 7 days late".
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/24/03 04:42 PM

PL - The PS's almost always update at the 3AM deadline, at least when the site is running properly.

As for all this talk about maximizing salary cap, I'll said it again: Money isn't everything. Sure, I'm guilty. If I have $ left over I'll look around to see if I can "upgrade", but I sure don't sweat it if I have $ left over.

HH - If you're really gonna play 'til the end, then welcome back :p So you wait a week to play for that good ol' (very ol') "I started late" excuse, eh?

Not too many flashing their Wood around today. I was actually a bit nervous about picking him today; but hey, when the opportunity arises, why not grab it?
Posted By: fathersson

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/24/03 06:31 PM

Well, If he is back, then PL will be out of the basement!
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/24/03 07:59 PM

Grand Slam by Abreu in the top of the 6th! That was against (limp) Wood by the way... not that I'm paying particular attention to that game. :rolleyes: :p
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/24/03 08:02 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by J Geoff:

Not too many flashing their Wood around today. ...hey, when the opportunity arises, why not grab it?
I don't have Wood but I'd not let an opportunity go by to grab someone else's.....

I have been out galavanting since about 10 this morning - just got back in. Now I have to check out scores and catch up.....the one day there are day games and I am out...Oh life is SO unfair!
Posted By: Big Daddy Don

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/24/03 08:04 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by J Geoff:
Not too many flashing their Wood around today. I was actually a bit nervous about picking him today; but hey, when the opportunity arises, why not grab it?
Well speaking of your Wood today - it appears that your nervousness was for a good reason. Yep - your Wood didn't go very deep today. I understand that is more prone to happen as you get later in the season. :p
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/24/03 08:12 PM

8 (EDIT: Make that 9) runs against the Cubbies in the top of the 6th and counting...
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/24/03 08:13 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Don Sicilia:
That was against (limp) Wood by the way... not that I'm paying particular attention to that game. :rolleyes: :p
At least Sammy homered in that game! I need the measley 7 points to make up for Rickey not even being in the Dodgers lineup today... Damn, more dead space in my roster!
Posted By: Big Daddy Don

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/24/03 08:21 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Don Sicilia:
8 (EDIT: Make that 9) runs against the Cubbies in the top of the 6th and counting...
Yep - the fighting Phils batted around and then some. I think they got tired and finally stopped. So DB, these Cubbies - they are your team, right. :p
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/24/03 08:24 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Big Daddy Don:
So DB, these Cubbies - they are your team, right. :p
Yea, that's why I'm a bit torn about enjoying what the Phillies are doing to them.

You and Buffy ain't doing too bad yourselves in the Dodger game, huh?! Shut-out going...
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/24/03 08:27 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Don Sicilia:
.....the Dodger game, huh?! Shut-out going...
Shhhhhh!!!!!!!!!

Don't make me come over there!

right back atcha.
Posted By: Big Daddy Don

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/24/03 08:28 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Don Sicilia:
You and Buffy ain't doing too bad yourselves in the Dodger game, huh?! Shut-out going...
Damn you DB. If your jinx works I will take the Cubs PS for the rest of the season and you can watch your Cubbies on the golf course during the playoffs. Besides your doesn't scare me - although I don't have Wood - I still feel cocky.
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/24/03 08:34 PM

How did I know that you two would catch my semi-veiled jinx there?

It's like talking to a pitcher who is throwing a no-hitter or a perfect game- you just don't do it!

So... still a shutout through 5 innings...

Bad Daddy, go ahead and use the one pitching staff method that HH and UU used in the first half. It's better than the method you are using now! :p
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/24/03 08:37 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Big Daddy Don:
your nervousness was for a good reason. Yep - your Wood didn't go very deep today.
F*CK!!! Stick / with / your / first / choice // Stick / with / your / first / choice... The mantra I always fail to remember :rolleyes:

Hey, Way to go, Brown! C'MON DODGERS!!! Shut out those no-hittin' Rockies!!!
Posted By: Big Daddy Don

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/24/03 08:41 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Don Sicilia:
How did I know that you two would catch my semi-veiled jinx there?

Bad Daddy, go ahead and use the one pitching staff method that HH and UU used in the first half. It's better than the method you are using now! :p
To your first question - today in addition to sharing a PS - we are also sharing a brain. Gee I feel like crunching numbers now

Regarding my selection of PS - I am hmmm experimenting early in the season - I am developing a system - you should fear me soon.

So how are your Cubbies - opps looks like the Phils scored a few more. Wow JGeoff and his Wood really came up short today. Huh - like that ain't anything he hasn't heard before. :p
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/24/03 08:46 PM

Just curious JG... what was your first choice?
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/24/03 08:49 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Big Daddy Don:

Regarding my selection of PS - I am hmmm experimenting early in the season - I am developing a system - you should fear me soon.
Let me see... what system would that be???... I know:

Step 1: Pick first choice pitching staff.
Step 2: Pick someone else because the first choice will now score negative points because of Bad Daddy curse.
Step 3: Repeat step 2 because next choice also has Bad Daddy curse.
Step 4: Pick team playing the Tigers.

:p
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/24/03 08:59 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by J Geoff:
Hey, Way to go, Brown! C'MON DODGERS!!! Shut out those no-hittin' Rockies!!!
Looks like no amount of curse/jinx/anti-curse is going to derail Brown and the Dodgers today... Shutout through 7...
Posted By: Big Daddy Don

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/24/03 09:05 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Don Sicilia:
Looks like no amount of curse/jinx/anti-curse is going to derail Brown and the Dodgers today... Shutout through 7...
OK enough with that DoucheBag. I did not want to do this but you have left me no recourse.



I'm Rubber You're Glue
Whatever Jinx You Throw
Bounces Off Me
And Sticks To You

Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/24/03 09:51 PM

Thursday

LD 355 Dodgers (43) 75 430
JJ. 371 Royals (13) 55 426
DB 380 Indians (-1) 35 415
BE 375 Astros (11) 32 407
SC 384 Wood (-25) 11 395
FS 327 Astros (11) 37 364
BD 283 Dodgers (43) 81 364
OA 318 Wood (-25) 14 332
JG 317 Wood (-25) 6 323
PL 272 Indians (-1) 24 296
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/24/03 09:52 PM

As for my first choice for today, I was considering Brown (didn't wanna pay all that for a PS against the Rockies) or Webb (didn't want to pitch against the second best team in the standings). But yeah, Wood wasn't a terrible bet last night, just in retrospect... :rolleyes:

-25. Shit!!! And LA and Col are going into the 11th scoreless!!! @#^%$@^#%$
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/24/03 10:16 PM

Pork: "Woulda, shoulda, COULDA!"

Believe me, noone knows THAT mantra better than me!

Now quit your cryin'. You taint the image I have of you......
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/24/03 10:20 PM

Actually when I saw Rickey Henderson single earlier, I thought to myself - Oh Dare to Dream...extra innings and Rickey pinch hitting a grand slam in the 12th.

Of course I don't voice my thoughts around here!

At least extra innings and 43 PS points for moi....oh, and Bad Daddy. Didn't I tell you BDD the Baddy Curse be damned??

EDIT: I meant to type "Bad Daddy" curse but in my haste it came out "Baddy". I think I'll leave it....
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/24/03 10:49 PM

Wow... 43 points... Congrats to both of you!

[Now focusing energy on Cleveland game...]

Go Indians!
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/24/03 10:54 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Big Daddy Don:


I'm Rubber You're Glue
Whatever Jinx You Throw
Bounces Off Me
And Sticks To You

So... Was this rapped? Sung? Spoken word? What?

However it was delivered, coming from Bad Daddy, I'm sure it came with a dance... :p
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/24/03 10:57 PM

Thanks DB...I'd wish you luck, but well, you know...

I really could have used some OFFENSE today!! :rolleyes: . 5pm and I am looking at 69. While that is nice and all I'd like to at gain at LEAST 20 on that....

See? Dare to Dream!
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/24/03 11:00 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by La Dolce Vita:
5pm and I am looking at 69. While that is nice and all
But you didn't have Wood today?!! :p
Posted By: Big Daddy Don

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/24/03 11:41 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Don Sicilia:
Hey, Way to go, Brown! C'MON DODGERS!!! Shut out those no-hittin' Rockies!!!
Hey you know Douche man - I take back all the bad things I say about you behind your back. You really are a good guy - cheering me on like that - knowing that I was down cause of my suckass PS choices the last few nights. You are OK - no matter what Basement Bethie says about you and overtaking your spot tonight. I rooting you on
Go Indians - Pitch a perfect game
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/24/03 11:44 PM

Unearned run plaw... unearned run!
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/25/03 12:29 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by Don Sicilia:
Unearned run plaw... unearned run!
What about the 4 runs in the 5th? :p
Posted By: Beth E

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/25/03 01:22 AM

Indians losing 6-4 in the 8th. Sorry about the jinx Doucheman, but had to be done. You're just gonna have to be nicer to me, and stay out of my way, and you'll be safe from now on.
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/25/03 02:06 AM

I feel ill. I think I got a touch of the Bethie curse. I just threw up in my mouth. :rolleyes:

Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/25/03 02:08 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by Don Sicilia:
I feel ill.
Don't even! Poor baby, you wanna swap today's scores with me?? :p
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/25/03 02:08 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by J Geoff:
What about the 4 runs in the 5th? :p
Just got home and just saw it, Pork.

Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/25/03 02:11 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by J Geoff:
Don't even! Poor baby, you wanna swap today's scores with me?? :p
Looking at your score made me feel a lot better! Thanks Pork! :p
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/25/03 02:15 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by Don Sicilia:
Looking at your score made me feel a lot better! Thanks Pork! :p
No problem!
Posted By: fathersson

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/25/03 03:29 AM

It looks like we may have a new leader come morning!
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/25/03 03:38 AM

New loser, too -- don't forget about me!! Oh wait, PL probably still won't break 300 - whew! (jinxed myself)
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/25/03 04:56 AM

Plenty of movement in the standings today.
P. Staffs range from minus 25 to plus 43.

Where are you, HH? I want out of the basement.
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/25/03 05:22 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by plawrence:
I want out of the basement.
In HH's case, it'd be basement*

*started 8 days late

Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/25/03 10:34 AM

Friday Pitching

LD 75 430 White Sox
JJ. 55 426 Royals
DB 35 415 Royals
BE 32 407 Pitts
SC 11 395 Cubs
FS 37 364 White Sox
BD 81 364 White Sox
OA 14 332 Red Sox
JG 06 323 Red Sox
PL 24 296 White Sox
HH 00 000 Yanks
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/25/03 10:36 AM

Friday

LD 430 ChiSox
JJ. 426 Royals
DB 415 Royals
BE 407 Pirates
SC 395 Cubbies
FS 364 ChiSox
BD 364 ChiSox
OA 332 BoSox
JG 323 BoSox
PL 296 ChiSox
HH 000 Yankees
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/25/03 10:37 AM

I KNEW you were gonna post the same time as me!
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/25/03 10:43 AM

What is it that they say about great minds?

They think alike in the basement?
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/25/03 10:47 AM

Well, now that we have a permanent basement dweller*...

...*who started 8 days late...

...we can only go UP from here, right? (Damn, jinxed myself again!!)
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/25/03 10:57 AM

From a pyschological standpoint, I feel better already.

BTW, I'm thinking of trying to change my luck by changing the name of my team.

What do you think of "The Liberal Pro-Coice Adoptees"?
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/25/03 11:02 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by plawrence:
"The Liberal Pro-Coice Adoptees"?
I'll change mine to "Rush Limbaugh Ate Lynn Samuels" then... :p

(Sorry, only relevant to NY-area residents who've listed to WABC about a decade ago. Okay, probably only me then... )
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/25/03 02:05 PM

No afternoon games today.

Man, it's as if there's a drain around 4th place for me. I can't get too far from it. I go into 2nd- now I'm back in 3rd. I start out around 9th- I jump into 5th.

I hope you're keeping my seat warm, Bethie.
Posted By: Beth E

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/25/03 02:20 PM

Of course Doucheman. You don't expect me to stay waaaaay down here in 4th do you? I said yesterday you gotta get out of my way. You can move peacefully, or I'll have to do a double jinx. Yesterday's didn't work well enough.
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/25/03 02:22 PM

On top. Even if just for a day, even if just by a mere fraction of points....I'll take it. As it should be.

DB, what are you going on about? You are in 3rd, a mere 2 homers away from overtaking the 1st place gal. You've got a balcony and indoor plumbing unlike those toads in the basement. As for Bethie keeping your seat warm? Let's stay on topic and keep anatomy outta this. :p
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/25/03 02:29 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Beth E:
You can move peacefully, or I'll have to do a double jinx.
A double jinx? Wouldn't the second jinx reverse the first jin and therefore, undo all jinx occurrences- like multiplying two negatives equals a positive. Because the second jinx...

Oh never mind...

Reminds me of college... one of the first math proofs I had to do was prove why multiplying two negative numbers equals a positive number.
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/25/03 02:39 PM

What about this one: They say music soothes the savage beast (I have found that to be true, knowing my share of both savages and beasts )... so,

Buffy charm negated the Bad Daddy (or Baddy) curse yesterday.... so what can Buffy charm do today when I share a PS not only with Bad Daddy (that curse I can handle) - but FS and *gulp* . Gotta ride the wave with till we hit the beach!
Posted By: Beth E

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/25/03 02:44 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Don Sicilia:
QUOTE]A double jinx? Wouldn't the second jinx reverse the first jin and therefore, undo all jinx occurrences- like multiplying two negatives equals a positive. Because the second jinx...

[/QB]
Do multiple orgasms undo all the orgasms before it? Or does it just keep you thirsty for more? Better buy the gallon size gatorade. You're gonna need it.
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/25/03 02:56 PM

Move over for you because I'm going to need the gatorade... Gladly!
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/25/03 02:58 PM

Buffy, I don't think you have to worry about sharing a PS with . He seems to have a good pitching staff day every other day (as I have learned.)
Posted By: Beth E

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/25/03 02:59 PM

Don S, you are too nice. A girl usually likes it when a guy puts up a fight. But not so in fantasy bb land. I guees. The guys in the basement could use your influence anyway.
Posted By: fathersson

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/25/03 03:10 PM

I just have to get my rear out of bed early. I feel like I have wasted half the day already.

Nice move to the top LD- I hope you get to stay there longer then the last couple of occupants.

Have you notice that the group leader seem to have a jinx of its own. They seem to fall and when I say fall I mean big drops. 4-5 spots.

Well, it seems like the Whitesoxs are a big favorite today!

PL gets out of the basement by default.PL and JG were fighting the whole first half for top billing and now they are enjoying each other in the low rent district.

BD- Move over you are taking up more then you half of our spot!

Well, I have to go and find something to eat, as this Bear is feeling HUNGRY after his long sleep.

Guys, keep up the great trash talk- They are the best posts of the board!
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/25/03 03:11 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Beth E:
Don S, you are too nice. A girl usually likes it when a guy puts up a fight. But not so in fantasy bb land. I guees. The guys in the basement could use your influence anyway.
Too nice... Too nice... What are you talking about? :p

I hope Pittsburgh does really well, I really do. Kip Wells is a high-quality pitcher and I wish the Cubs kept him. I hope Pittsburgh shuts out those weak-hitting Cards!
Posted By: Beth E

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/25/03 03:14 PM

Sorry, Don S, you don't scare me. I was just buttering you up so you're defenses would come down. Your jinx did nothing to me yesterday, so I know you have no powers. Go frighten a small, unsuspecting twirp. I'm not naming names, but I'm sure you're find a few.
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/25/03 03:17 PM

What you don't know was that I jinxed your entire offense yesterday... Oh man, I just let out my secret... :p
Posted By: Beth E

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/25/03 03:18 PM

Is that reverse psychology to try to get me to change my offensive? Didn't work. I don't think I did too shabby. Can't have 50+ days all the time. I'm holding my own.
Posted By: Big Daddy Don

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/25/03 03:32 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Beth E:
I'm holding my own.
Your holding your own what ? On second thought, I don't think I want to know. :p So let me explain - in this there is no holding your own - you are either in 1st place - or you are not - it is that simple. Of course I would be in first if I didn't have something like -50 from my PS the first week.

So of course in cyperspace - we really don't know each other and are unaware of other's talents. I have a few unique talent's but can't discuss on a public board though. :rolleyes: However one I can is I do some impressions so here you go the first an oldie but goodie;



Hmm enough of the sexual innuendos - can we please get back to busness here?

And my new one - let me know if you can guess who it is



Well I am finally back in first and of course it happens on Friday when we all know I am scarce on the weekends so with my luck my stay will be shortlived and I'll probably be back in the basement come Monday.

Thank you, thank you, I'll be here all week and twice on Sunday.
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/25/03 03:41 PM

IS THIS THING OWWAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNN? Eveyone is a comedian :rolleyes:

I think that was a HORRIBLE impression of me, Bad Daddy. Although you are right about the weekend and my status as social butterfly DOES tend to interfere with my game (baseball, that is :p ) I never sink so low as the basement. I don't think you captured my charm, my essence...and let's face it, your legs just don't cut it. :p

Make fun all you want. I don't think many people would argue my consistency. I've been on top of most of you more times than not. There isn't anyone here I have not been on top of...
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/25/03 03:46 PM

Those were great Bad Daddy! I'm pretty sure about the first one, but am having a little trouble with the second one! Can you help a brother out?? :p

Let me throw a couple out there (Little did you all know that I went to the Bad Daddy school of impressions):

/&%##$ Damn #$$@# Pitching Staff! Go with my first choice, go with my first choice, how easy is that to follow? Honestly. #$#?>#$

#2

I started 10 days late... Did you know that? Really, I did. I started 10 days late. Just wanted to make sure you knew, because I wouldn't want you to be devoid of the knowledge that I started 10 days late. Yea, that's right. Not 9 days, not 11 days, but 10 days. Period.

How'd I do, boss?
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/25/03 03:48 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by La Dolce Vita:
I've been on top of most of you more times than not. There isn't anyone here I have not been on top of...
Well... Oh never mind! :p
Posted By: Big Daddy Don

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/25/03 04:02 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Don Sicilia:
How'd I do, boss?


Well the first was EZ - that was Pork Chop. What a wuss, whinning about his PS - suck it up boy and don't be complaining on the boards about getting minus points.

The second one I am clueless on. Sounds like another whinner though - not sure but if I have to guess either FS or BB, since they started late.
Posted By: fathersson

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/25/03 04:04 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by La Dolce Vita:
Make fun all you want. I don't think many people would argue my consistency. I've been on top of most of you more times than not. There isn't anyone here I have not been on top of...
OHHHHH, That sounds SOOOO (GULP) interesting.
Posted By: Beth E

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/25/03 04:06 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Big Daddy Don:
[quote]Originally posted by Don Sicilia:
[b] How'd I do, boss?



The second one I am clueless on. Sounds like another whinner though - not sure but if I have to guess either FS or BB, since they started late. [/b][/quote]You've never heard me whine once, nor have I ever had a picture of a crying baby pasted under my posts. As far as holding my own, us single gals do all we can to get a leg up on the competition.
Posted By: fathersson

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/25/03 04:10 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Don Sicilia:

The second one I am clueless on. Sounds like another whinner though - not sure but if I have to guess either FS or BB, since they started late.
Oh no, you know both Beth and I wouldn't give you folks that kind of excuse. The person you are looking for used that line so much I think he was going to go on tour and use that for his opening line each night!
Bethie can be hard but she doesn't hand out excuses, that is for sure! But watch your knees and nuts!
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/25/03 04:17 PM

Hey, watch it FS... You're quoting style makes it look like I'm putting down you and Bethie! You'll get Bethie mad at me and she'll put her curse on me.

But just to make sure, I'm wearing my protective cup.
Posted By: Beth E

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/25/03 04:44 PM

Until I see you sitting under me where you belong Don S the curse stands, cup or no cup. But, just so noone thinks I forgot:

Royals
Royals

Have to take care of Don S and JJ at the same time. I hope my powers don't let me down.
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/25/03 04:45 PM

Wow- then I'm going to be cursed for the whole season then. A long time to be cursed, that's for sure! :p
Posted By: Beth E

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/25/03 04:48 PM

Just for that Don S I'm gonna leave plaw a memo to tidy the basement up for your return. I see -ps in your future for the next week. But if I'm wrong, enjoy being on top of me while you can. I do plan on changing positions eventually.
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/25/03 04:50 PM

You guys are too much!

I like this low-rent room, with kitchen priveledges. No pressure, no curses...
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/25/03 04:51 PM

Friday

LD 430 ChiSox
JJ. 426 Royals
DB 415 Royals
BE 407 Pirates
SC 395 Cubbies
FS 364 ChiSox
BD 364 ChiSox
OA 332 BoSox
JG 323 BoSox
PL 296 ChiSox
HH 000 Yankees
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/25/03 04:55 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Beth E:
...enjoy being on top of me while you can. I do plan on changing positions eventually.
A little to the left, no, the other left... Oh never mind. You know, you and Buffy make it too easy sometimes. It's as if you two are purposely setting the guys up so we keep our minds off the game. It sure worked on JG and Plaw (in that order)! :p

Now, let get back to business...
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/25/03 04:59 PM

Four Words:

Lotsa talk, Little action. :rolleyes:

Though I like the VERBAL stuff...I'm an ACTION sorta girl.

And Bethie: I'd bet my g-string that the Douche-Man never falls past 5th. Don't know if he will ever see more than a one night layover in the basement - IF THAT. He is a solid 4th place contender.

Though I revel in 's existence closer to his hell-hole home, I miss having him to contend with. Want him as competition, but not necessarily nipping at my heels - gotta get dinner out of him somehow. A girl's got to eat! :p More than that a girl's got to win a bet and GET SOMETHING for a change!
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/25/03 05:02 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Don Sicilia:
It's as if you two are purposely setting the guys up so we keep our minds off the game. It sure worked on JG and Plaw (in that order)!
Not true - the minds MUST ALWAYS be on the game. You'll get a month off of sports in February. You can recoop then.

I can't help it if those perv's minds are always in the gutter.

I'm so misunderstood

Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/25/03 05:08 PM

SOX

Hmm... which Sox do I mean? Guess we'll find out! Bwahahahahahahaha!!
Posted By: Beth E

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/25/03 05:12 PM

You want to jinx yourself Geoff that's fine by us.

Doucheman can finish 5th LDV. I'm not that greedy. As long as I'm 2nd or 3rd. Hey, I'm not going for the brass balls yet, I'm crazy, not insane. As far as no action, well I am the gal who knew nothing of this game, didn't know Coors Field from Coors lite, while the serious, average checking, sock color wearing jocks are where???? I'll get back to you, I can't see that far down.
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/25/03 05:12 PM

Pork! I can't believe you just did that!! Oh man, you just GUARANTEED Wells' perfect game today.....
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/25/03 05:15 PM

Bethie: Don't forget the ones who have bookmarked mlbstadiumsweather4devils2winatallcosts.com
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/25/03 06:40 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by La Dolce Vita:
And Bethie: I'd bet my g-string that the Douche-Man never falls past 5th. Don't know if he will ever see more than a one night layover in the basement - IF THAT. He is a solid 4th place contender.
"I coulda been a contender. I coulda been somebody, instead of a bum, which is what I am."

Hmmm... a solid 4th place contender... I think that's both a compliment and a put down all the same time. I don't know if I should or .

Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/25/03 06:45 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by J Geoff:
SOX

Hmm... which Sox do I mean? Guess we'll find out! Bwahahahahahahaha!!
I think JG is onto something here. If the powers that be take this as an anti-curse, then the Red Sox are golden. But at the same time, the powers that be can decide it's a regular curse- then we are almost assured that the Devil Rays will score about 15 earned runs today.

Very smart JG. I knew you weren't the Don for nothin'.
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/25/03 07:21 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Don Sicilia:
then we are almost assured that the Devil Rays will score about 15 earned runs today.
You may now remove the knife from my heart S-L-O-W-L-Y.........

JG or more affectionately - PORKSTER - knows nothing. Anyone can see he is DESPERATE!
Posted By: Beth E

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/26/03 12:01 AM

Is it me or is Marcus Giles really short? After seeing him I feel like singing, "Ding Dong the witch is dead..."
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/26/03 04:49 AM

Friday

LD 430 ChiSox (21) 50 480
JJ. 426 Royals (15) 49 475
SC 395 Cubbies (33) 74 469
DB 415 Royals (15) 34 449
BE 407 Pirates (9) 34 441
FS 364 ChiSox (21) 51 415
BD 364 ChiSox (21) 47 411
OA 332 BoSox (15) 58 390
JG 323 BoSox (15) 50 373
PL 296 ChiSox (21) 49 345
HH 000 Yankees (13) 53 053
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/26/03 06:39 AM

Oh yay! I gained a WHOLE POINT on JJ :rolleyes: . Everyone did quite well, and actually all about the same, except for SC. It's always the quiet ones....

ON TOP for one more day, and whaddya know, it is SATURDAY!
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/26/03 06:59 AM

Oh yay! I gained a WHOLE POINT on PL :rolleyes: . Everyone did quite well, and actually all about the same, except for SC. It's always the quiet ones....

#9 for one more day, and whaddya know, it is SATURDAY!
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/26/03 10:33 AM

Happy Saturday everybody

JJ. 49 475 Seatt (34) 67 542
LD 50 480 SF (18) 43 523
SC 74 469 StL (-1) 33 502
BE 34 441 SF (18) 54 495
DB 34 449 StL (-1) 19 468
FS 51 415 SF (18) 50 465
BD 47 411 SF (18) 41 452
OA 58 390 Atl (13) 50 440
JG 50 373 SF (18) 66 439
PL 49 345 SF (18) 44 389
HH 53 053 Yanks (5) 40 093
Posted By: Beth E

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/26/03 12:03 PM

Ok Doucheman, you had you little fun with whatever baby powers you obtained, now knock it off. And did we ALL have to pick SF today? I see no movement happening, which means I'll be in my same spot tomorrow. And that just ain't fitting. And what's this with SC in 3rd? I guess I need to sleep for a week and maybe I'll jump up too. Just gotta get this pesky varmit off my shoe, *cough, cough, Doucheman**.
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/26/03 12:26 PM

Oh yay! Bethie gained NO POINTS on me (even with my putrid offense). Everyone did quite well, and actually all about the same, except for SC. It's always the quiet ones....

Back to- wouldn't ya know it- #4 for one more day, and whaddya know, it is SATURDAY!
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/26/03 12:35 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Beth E:
And did we ALL have to pick SF today?...

...Just gotta get this pesky varmit off my shoe, *cough, cough, Doucheman**.
I know I didn't pick SF today. What, no love for my Woody?? Anyway, leaders (and fantasy winner hopefuls) think outside the box. Sure, I could have went with the no-brainer... Oh... Suddenly, I'm not feeling so well...



And oh yea, one more thing- Bethie, I promise to stop riding on your shoes if you promise to stop riding on my coattails!
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/26/03 02:15 PM

Ok, I get it...everyone is a comedian. Go ahead mock me. I'm the most pleasant trash talker here and this is what I get in return... :rolleyes:

And DoucheMan, I love your Woody.

At least I imagine I would........

Sayonara, folks and folkettes....going out of town till tomorrow so my picks for Sunday are made watch everyone on my roster break a leg today....

's for everybody!!
Posted By: fathersson

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/26/03 02:35 PM

A very good night for most. Strong play all around.
SC roars back strong and takes back TWO spots while kicking Bethie back down a notch.

Big Daddy and I just split up enough to each have our own place. I fall right down the middle with 5 above me and 5 below me. Bethie is getting back, closer to her old stomping grounds.

So many with SF means most of the Middle/ bottom sections will move very little. Now the top three are a whole different matter. Could be interesting with JJ only 5 behind and SC only 11!

Nice first Night HH, Now if you only would have gotten here on time.
Posted By: Beth E

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/26/03 02:55 PM

I would love to stop riding your coattail Doucheman, although I'm sure it has a very nice tail. See, if it was the other way around I would have gladly taken my coattail off for you and given you a free ride. You need to play hardball.
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/26/03 03:42 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by La Dolce Vita:
Sayonara, folks and folkettes....going out of town till tomorrow so my picks for Sunday are made watch everyone on my roster break a leg today....
Now wouldn't it be great if we had a couple of rainouts and have lots of doubleheader action to choose from!

Bethie, your curse comes with a rain dance right???
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/26/03 03:47 PM

A plethora of afternoon games today...

San Diego vs. San Fran (Buffy, Bethie, FS, Bad Daddy, Pork, Plaw)
Texas vs. Seattle (JJ)
Pitt vs. Cards (SC, Douche)
Yanks (HH) vs. Red Sox

Hmmm... it probably would have been easier to say that only OA isn't playing in the afternoon
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/26/03 03:54 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Beth E:
I would love to stop riding your coattail Doucheman, although I'm sure it has a very nice tail. See, if it was the other way around I would have gladly taken my coattail off for you and given you a free ride. You need to play hardball.
Good thing I have Woody today!

Yea, I know, I picked the easy comeback... Still a classic though!
Posted By: Beth E

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/26/03 04:25 PM

I tried rain dances early on here when I was just a cheerleader Doucheman, don't know if they'll work now that I'm a team player.

I just hope you're not grumpy tomorrow like most of these guys are when their Woody lets them down the night before.

Cards
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/26/03 04:57 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Don Sicilia:
A plethora of afternoon games today...

San Diego vs. San Fran (Buffy, Bethie, FS, Bad Daddy, Pork, Plaw)
Where do you live if 10:15PM ET is in the "afternoon"?
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/26/03 06:42 PM

Seriously?? I thought it said 1:15 PM. Sorry everyone.

Did I mention I live in the part of Alaska where the sun never sets??!! Afternoon here... :p
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/27/03 10:38 AM

Sunday

JJ. 67 542 KC (27) 51+
LD 43 523 Atl ()
SC 33 502 Toro ()
BE 54 495 Ariz ()
DB 19 468 Ariz ()
FS 50 465 Oak ()
BD 41 452 Ariz ()
OA 50 440 Atl ()
JG. 66 439 KC (27) 43+
PL. 44 389 Ariz ()
HH 40 093 Yanks ()
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/27/03 12:04 PM

176 posts behind the "lets broke the record" thread. We're gaining on 'em. :rolleyes:

BTW, JG, what is the record?
Posted By: SC

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/27/03 12:25 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by plawrence:
176 posts behind the "lets broke the record" thread. We're gaining on 'em.
BTW, JG, what is the record?
Hey plaw, I remember when you used to concentrate on baseball. :p
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/27/03 01:00 PM

"How I Spent My Sunday Morning" by plawrence
(and SC is worried that I'm not concentrating on baseball)

W-L Record for PS, E.R.A., # of Pts from PS, % of Total Pts From PS, # Offensive Pts, % of Total Pts From Offense.

JJ. 9-1 2.43 205 (37.8) 337 (62.2)
LD 5-5 2.33 193 (36.9) 330 ((63.1)
SC 9-1 4.30 152 (30.3) 350 (69.7)
BE 6-4 2.48 188 (38.0) 307 (62.0)
DB 6-4 3.58 150 (32.1) 318 (67.9)
FS 8-2 2.57 203 (43.7) 262 (56.3)
BD 4-6 4.75 102 (22.6) 350 (77.4)
OA 5-5 4.70 114 (25.9) 326 (74.1)
JG 4-6 4.90 081 (18.5) 358 (81.5)
PL 4-6 4.55 114 (29.3) 275 (70.7)
HH 1-1 4.24 018 (19.3) 075 (80.7)

JJ--First in pitching, a solid 4th in offense
FS--Good pitching, no offense
BD--Tied for 2nd in offense, next to last in pitching
JG--Leads the league in offense, last in pitching
PL--Pitching stinks, offense stinks.

What you really have to do to give these numbers meaning, I think, is to also look at what percentage of the cap each player spent on pitching. But that involves looking at each player, day by day, and ain't that anal. :rolleyes:
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/27/03 01:40 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by plawrence:
JG--Leads the league in offense, last in pitching
Now, didn't I mention months ago the importance of pitching? *sigh* Thanks for all that anal work, PL! (Wait, that sure didn't come out right )

As for the record-broking thread, I have no idea. I thunk that "record" was on another board? Don't recalls who setted it or whether it was breaked
Posted By: Beth E

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/27/03 03:15 PM

Are you that afraid of my jinx Doucheman that you had to take the same ps as me? That's ok, I've seen your offense. I'm not scared. :p

It's time for JJ to come off his high horse:

Royals

Sorry Geoff, nothing personal.
Posted By: fathersson

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/27/03 03:15 PM

Pl, thank you for what I have known since we started the second half. I need more punch from my team. This can be hard with a cap and all. Anyone can pick the best at each postion but keeping it level with day to day pitching starters is tuffer then it looks. Lets get real here each player is only human and are not on top of their game each day.
Factor in players who get hurt, bad weather and who is having bad mental days and you just want to shoot yourself. Christ I looked at one player with good statistics and then researched a little more and found out he had retired in JUNE! Why is he even in the players selections?

Now as far as this tread having the most post? Who cares if you have thousands of posts if most of them are in some dumb word game, music game, or kiddie game. THIS thread is about real posts!
Thank God that here we have a sport, and those kids or billy bad asses stay out with their bad attitudes and hatred of everyone and everything! We just have to put up with trash talk and Bethie's threats! and may I add alittle whinning! from everyone!
Posted By: Beth E

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/27/03 06:45 PM

What the hell are they feeding Marcus Giles!! 4 doubles, and it's only the 5th inning. Look at that little weeble go. Buffy, I have 2 new favorite words: Vinny Castilla. Yum, yum.. He almost makes me get over the fact that Javy Lopez isn't playing today.
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/27/03 07:45 PM

quote:
Originally posted by Beth E:
Posted By: fathersson

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/27/03 07:53 PM

Answer me this.
They change values After Monday's game or after Sundays games for MOnday morning?

with so few games set for Monday do you put players in that aren't playing to protect their possible lower/higher vaules? Or do you fill your roster so everyone is playing. Say this may be a big jump in $$ do to the week and a half term and the start of the 2nd half adjustments.
Posted By: Beth E

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/27/03 08:28 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by J Geoff:
quote:
Originally posted by Beth E:
Anytime Geoff!!! What, are you now in 7th place!!! :p
Posted By: fathersson

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/27/03 08:34 PM

What a way to kick a poor guy who is in 9th postion! :rolleyes:

Don't be surprised if you have trouble logging onto the board after that Bethie.
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/27/03 10:29 PM

FS, you actually expected someone to help you?

You think this is some kiddie game where everyone is going to make nice-nice? You think there's a Tom Hagen in this game, and all you have to say to him is "Help me win" ?

We're adults here, and only care about one thing. WINNING.

You want to know what to do about Monday? Figure it out yourself, pal.
Posted By: fathersson

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/27/03 11:00 PM

Oh my, PL I would have never excepted such a poor attitude from the winner of the first half! I do hope you mean that in a joking way?

I ask only a simple question on how the game works! I am just a weak player who has not played that long.

Are you that afraid that you would not answer, seating there in the basement has really turned you sour! It is not like I asked you folks about what PS to use or who is a good 3rd basemen would be.
Alas maybe that is why I am not doing that well I was never taught that killer instinct).

(putting my head down in shame)
"Would you be my friend, Godfather?"

Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/27/03 11:19 PM

Seriously, all kidding aside: Wasn't it you, FS, who posted back in the first half something about having "mastered the fundamentals"? I'm way too lazy to find the original quote, but it's back there somewhere.

Your question is a fundamental one... :p
Posted By: fathersson

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/27/03 11:39 PM

Yes, you are right I do have the way of the game down, how to get started, pick a team, stay under the cap, what buttons to hit to get around the boards and even how to read the statistics, how to find the standings and even find hidden research items. It took me a while to find everything that you folks were talking about.

I guess I will find my answer by looking, rather then posting. I should have known and paid some more attention in the few weeks I played at the end of the first half, but being so far back I never noticed that part. Oh Well,
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/27/03 11:56 PM

Sunday

JJ. 542 KC (27) 51 593
SC 502 Toro (31) 76 578
BE 495 Ariz (23) 51 546
LD 523 Atl (-26) 19 542
FS 465 Oak (29) 74 539
DB 468 Ariz (23) 55 523
BD 452 Ariz (23) 60 512
JG 439 KC (27) 55 494
OA 440 Atl (-26) 13 453
PL. 389 Ariz (23) 52 441
HH 093 Yanks (3) 38 131

(LDV's never going on vacation again )
Posted By: joltinjoe05

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/28/03 03:05 AM

DEEEEMMMMM

Lopez doesn't play. Ibanez doesn't play. Soriano sucks.

I think I might quit.
Posted By: fathersson

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/28/03 04:20 AM

What a day for baseball. Numbers, Numbers, Numbers; everyone walked away with big numbers today. Well, most of the board anyway.

Looks like things are tightening up around here.
Up, down squeezing closer. Now let us see who talks trash this morning!

Looks like a dozen points either way could change a whole lot of positions!
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/28/03 05:32 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by J Geoff:
[b]LD 523 Atl (-26) 19 542

(LDV's never going on vacation again ) [/b]
Naw. Gotta have a life outside of this game... I'm planning my long weekend as we speak beginning this Friday, ending Sunday night...crash and burn time again!

Thank goodness for a decent offense or I would have been REALLY sunk!

To be fair, being out of town had nothing to do with this dastardly day...I would have picked the same team whether was here this morning or not.

Side note: Pork, call me crazy - you KNOW my hatred for the Braves, what WAS I thinkin'?? Did we have some kind of lame side bet on this? Or the fact that Colorado choked yesterday? I suuuuuuure know how to pick 'em

Ok, so all together now (y'all couldn't WAIT to hear me say it...)

I did NOT lead Week 16.
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/28/03 07:15 AM

MONDAY

JJ. 593 Phillies
SC 578 Phillies
BE 546 Mutts
LD 542 Phillies
FS 539 Phillies
DB 523 D-Backs
BD 512 D-Backs
JG 494 Phillies
OA 453 Oakland
PL. 441 D-Backs
HH 131 Yanks (Thanks for playing :rolleyes: )
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/28/03 10:16 AM

I hate to be the one to burst your bubble, guys, but the Mets-Brewers ain't no doubleheader.

Which leads me to an important question...

Are today's lineups a "smoking gun"?

Is there collusion between JG, LD, and BE?

:rolleyes: :p

EDIT: BTW, you didn't do too badly last time (Balt-Toro) you made this mistake, JG. Picking offense against these two stiff starting pitchers can't be too bad an idea.

Now excuse me. I have to inquire about renting a plane to seed some clouds over Flushing...
Posted By: Beth E

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/28/03 12:07 PM

I knew Mets game wasn't a double header. I wasn't too thrilled with my 1st choice. After thoughtful..hahaha..consideration I decided to go with the cheaper choice to get better offense. I know I'll probably being singing Geoff's "Go with your first instinct" song before the day is over. But...that is the life I've chosen.
Posted By: Beth E

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/28/03 12:37 PM

Christ...we got BE, BD, DB, JJ, JG......it's our own little alphabet soup here. Only LDV and SC are safe. Hopefully noone gets finger happy and does a type O and puts someone's wrong initials next to a bad day. That could really piss people off.
Posted By: joltinjoe05

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/28/03 12:37 PM

When are we ever getting out of week 16?
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/28/03 01:42 PM

SCANDAL ROCKS GANGSTER BULLETIN BOARD
Collusion Uncovered In Fantasy Baseball League
_______________________________________________
NY-NJ July 28

Scandal rocked the Gangster Bulletin Board Fantasy baseball League this morning with the revelation of possible collusion between three of the league's managers.

The potential misconduct came to light early this morning, when it was discovered that JGeoff, LaDolceVita, and Beth E all selected their teams for today based on the erroneous information that the Milwaukee Brewers-NY Mets matchup was a doubleheader.

It is believed that the three obtained this information from an ESPN website which lists probable pitchers for each day's games.

Beth E, the first of the managers implicated in the scandal to comment said "I knew the Mets game wasn't a doubleheader. I just decided to got with the cheaper (pitching) choice to get better offense".

Plawrence, manager of the last place Black car Drivers, said "I won the first half. No one take ever take that away from me. No one. Ever. They can plot all they want, but I still won the first half."

Hollywood Hagen, who started late and has displayed minimal interest in league activities, stated "Who has time for this? I'm busy composing a post to rail against the gay-lesbian high school about to open in NYC"

JG and LD have yet to comment. It is believed that they are conferring privately to get their stories straight before issuing their statements.
Posted By: Beth E

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/28/03 01:44 PM

Beth E just reports she thinks plaw has too much time on his hands. She is also putting her hex on the Phillies to ensure her quick assession up the ranks.
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/28/03 01:50 PM

I actually had on my palm pilot that there was a doubleheader for July 28th for a rained out Brewers-Mutts game on June 3rd. I think what they did was change this into a four game-four day series instead of the usual 3 day series.
Posted By: Beth E

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/28/03 01:54 PM

So..is it or isn't it a d\h? Both times on the schedule say 7:10. Kind of hard to have a d\h at the same time.
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/28/03 02:15 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Don Sicilia:
I actually had on my palm pilot that there was a doubleheader for July 28th for a rained out Brewers-Mutts game on June 3rd. I think what they did was change this into a four game-four day series instead of the usual 3 day series.
I don't know what they originally planned for the rainout (I think there were two games rained out, June 3rd and 4th. One was made up as a DH on June 5th), but on my original printed Mets schedule, today is an open date.

Today is absolutely not a doubleheader.
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/28/03 02:19 PM

That makes sense, plaw. Here's the news story about the July 28th reschedule:

June 3rd Rainout
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/28/03 02:32 PM

NO COLLUSION IN FANTASY BASEBALL: LDV, MANAGER OF BUFFYSANFRAN

New Mexico - July 28

Amid rumors and accusations of fraternizing and collusion between managers of certain fantasy baseball teams, LDV went public in a statement this morning before the Associated Press.

"I'm not certain the direct root of these rumors. It sure sounds like sour grapes from the person(s)sitting near last place. Anyone who has ever worked with me knows I am not a team player and am fiercely competetive, almost to the point of being selfish. It is part of my charm."

When asked if there was any truth to the rumor that she and JG shared information regarding today's erroneous double header LDV stated "I was out of town all weekend. I am sure the other managers were aware of this as well, as I make my personal plans everyone's business to the point of pain".

When asked if she has ever fraternized with JG or any other members of the Gangster BBC League, LDV replied with evident rolling of eyes "I have had an occasional cocktail with a few of the other managers. We have talked about non-sports related things, but I am not stupid enough to share strategies with any of them. Remember, I am the one that fell from 1st to 4th place yesterday".

"As for the bogus D/H today, like DoucheBigalow, I had made a notation in my day planner to such. When poring over the stats late Sunday night, it appeared there was indeed no double header that I could find, but in my tired, jet lagged state, I wanted to have insurance so I picked a few players to put on my roster, just in case. Monday did not have many teams playing anyway."

Asked if LDV will retaliate towards plawrence for liable or reporting misinformation, LDV said " plawrence will get his. I am not concerned with the things he brings to the press knowing his reputation. If plawrence can indeed PROVE collusion, I will pull a Piniella and dye my brown hair - blonde".

Reuters News Agency did confirm LDV was out of town with no internet acccess from Saturday morning to late Sunday night.

When asked about racy photographs found at her home last week, rumored to be used in some kind of side wager for the fantasy season, LDV could not be reached for comment.
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/28/03 03:41 PM

Since everyone is in such a writing mood, I think I'll write another haiku:

No doubleheader
BE, Pork, LDV
still near basement.

By the way, the graemlins count only as one syllable. I know, I know - poetic liberty.
Posted By: Beth E

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/28/03 03:49 PM

Why would I be crying beings I knew it wasn't a double header. Unlike some people who burn the schedules in their palm pilots. Explain yourself Doucheman.
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/28/03 03:50 PM

2 afternoon games today... Only one of note...

Philly (JJ, SC, Buffy, FS, Pork) vs. Reds (Let's win one for the new coach! )
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/28/03 03:56 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Don Sicilia:
BE, Pork, LDV
Am I crying? Eyes might still be moist and cheeks still raw from yesterday's spanking - but this is a whole 'nother week. I didn't pick no Brewers/Mutt pitching so I should be ok. Philly plays especially early today so after I do lunch I should have some semblance of whether or not I need a new tissue box to dry my tears.......
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/28/03 04:05 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Beth E:
Why would I be crying beings I knew it wasn't a double header. Unlike some people who burn the schedules in their palm pilots. Explain yourself Doucheman.
It's the age of technology Bethie! :p My palm pilot is Buffy's post-it notes. Now imagine how much easier it is to carry out a palm pilot in case of emergency instead of wildly scattered post-it notes. At least I won't get yelled at by firemen for not leaving fast enough! :p
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/28/03 04:12 PM

Fuck.
Posted By: fathersson

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/28/03 04:22 PM

Wow, I guess you are mad!

and after I started reading todays posts, I thought I had screwed up!
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/28/03 04:27 PM

So much for my "source" of double-header info, on a reputible website, page entitled "Scheduled Doubleheaders - 2003" (find it yourself :p ).

It WAS erroneously listed as a d-h yesterday, though I thought it strange that I didn't have it marked already, or that it wasn't listed sooner.

Unlike Plaw, I do not have a MUTTS calender! Eww.

My ONLY concern was that player values would change with a roster full of Mutts and Brewers. Thankfully they were late in doing that so I got some players tomorrow for yesterday's price... the least ESPN could do for their fuck-up!

So - no big deal to me...
Posted By: fathersson

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/28/03 04:48 PM

Sure some guys catch all the breaks! I spent a few extra mins picking my team for today. Worrying about price movement and all. I think I did as well as I would have liked and protected the players that I really wanted. I noticed some I wanted who weren't playing today didn't go up that much and what I saved will make up for the few I have to change back to for Tuesday.
Still I am doing better then I thought for th e first week anyway.
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/28/03 04:50 PM

Okay, now I AM pissed! Watching the Philly game. Everyone knows I've had Jose Guillen all season, but I got rid of him for the "double-header", and he just hit a 2-run shot ...against my PS! %$#@!!!

4-1 Cinci and counting, still in the 1st... Plaw... please clean your room. I'll be moving in tonight... :rolleyes:
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/28/03 04:55 PM

Pork: ..and you would have kept Guillen even with the Philly pitching? Hmm, that is a different strategy...I admit I don't do that ever. Jinx factor and all.

Well the Guillen homer screws me up too.

btw: maybe I am not supposed to be directing any of my comments to you???? Scandal, indeed!
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/28/03 05:00 PM

Scandal, schmandal! :p

I would have kept Guillen simply cuz I thought the player values were going to go up at 3am. And, if someone *is* going to hit a homer against my PS, I sure would at least like to have that guy to make up some of those lost points. But it's definitely not something I enjoy doing; it was only cuz of the salary changing, I was going to keep him. But, I figured a player in a d-h has more potential. I must've had a huge brain fart making my roster for today. Ugh.
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/28/03 05:08 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by J Geoff:
But it's definitely not something I enjoy
You're talking about this league, right?

Gosh this early game bites. Usually I feel this rotten around 11 pm. Now I get to walk around with this feeling all day AND all night....
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/28/03 05:14 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by La Dolce Vita:
Gosh this early game bites.
Why, cuz Philly PS has -12 after 2 innings?
Posted By: SC

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/28/03 05:28 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by J Geoff:
Why, cuz Philly PS has -12 after 2 innings?
Works for me. Even though they're down to -8 now it STILL sucks!!
Posted By: fathersson

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/28/03 05:53 PM

Relax, the game isn't over. There is still lots of time to make that back up.

Don't feel bad I have him on my team today, even against my PS. I didn't want to lose the increase that was coming and thought that it would all work out in the end.

To be truthful I was more afraid of a rainout when I picked the PS. When I picked them it was 70% chance of rain for today anyway.

Like I said, there is lots of time to catch up and still win the game and the points. PS points can be made up, but you can not lose the hitters points.
Posted By: Beth E

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/28/03 07:11 PM

I just noticed Geoff and I share 5 offensive players. Who would have thunk it. All I can say Geoff is I hope your luck improves greatly tonight.
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/28/03 07:17 PM

No, how 'bout sharing 6 oh-ffensive players AND a worthless pitching staff!!

Pork - are you THAT desperate for female companionship that you would plan my decline like this?

Of course has proved he will room with ANYBODY - gender notwithstanding.....
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/28/03 07:26 PM

Oh God! Extra innings.

We all know, on a good karma day, this COULD be a good thing.

But then again......

Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/28/03 07:43 PM

Game over. 6 - 5 Reds in the bottom of the 10th.
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/28/03 07:48 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Don Sicilia:
Game over. 6 - 5 Reds in the bottom of the 10th.
Thank you. Thank you, I can sense your glee.

Is it still socially unacceptable to shoot the proverbial messenger?

<----- Buffy laughing thru her tears....
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/28/03 07:53 PM

Glee?? I specifically left out " " to show that I feel all your pain.

Oh, by the way... . Wait... maybe one more... :p .... I promise, this is the last one...
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/28/03 08:02 PM

MONDAY

JJ. 593 Phillies (-2)
SC 578 Phillies (-2)
BE 546 Mutts ()
LD 542 Phillies (-2)
FS 539 Phillies (-2)
DB 523 D-Backs ()
BD 512 D-Backs ()
JG 494 Phillies (-2)
OA 453 Oakland ()
PL. 441 D-Backs ()
HH 131 Yanks ()
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/28/03 08:03 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by La Dolce Vita:

Too late... thanks a lot! :p :rolleyes:
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/28/03 08:21 PM

Pork, Too late?? with all due respect, I don't think you can blame this fiasco all on me. I believe things started to go downhill bad when you said

Quote:
Originally posted by J Geoff:

4-1 Cinci and counting, still in the 1st... Plaw... please clean your room. I'll be moving in tonight... :rolleyes:
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/28/03 08:28 PM

...And since noone here picked Pittsburgh and I CAN be so selfish....may all the games tonight be high scoring double digits so that AZ , Mutts and Dbacks can experience negative numbers as well. Let the hitters putting those PS's in negative numbers be my Milwaukee hitters, my guy Lowell and my guy Jason. Cabrera screwed me royally yesterday, can he make it up to me today?
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/28/03 08:57 PM

Whine Alert!

Two of my high-valued players got me a combined 2 points. How pathetic is that.
Posted By: joltinjoe05

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/28/03 09:09 PM

I've always hated the Phillies. What the hell kind of name is "Phillies". Philadelphia sucks, and so do their teams. I hate the Eagles I hate the Flyers and most of all, I hate the damn Phillies.
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/28/03 09:17 PM

Wow! Whine Alert 10 times over!

So Jo-Jo, are ya gonna quit now?

I know I am thinking about it. Two days of negative pitching? I must find the source of my distraction and stuff a sock in it! :p
Posted By: Beth E

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/28/03 09:36 PM

I hated the Phillies when they gave me a -35. Now, I got Buffy cursing my team. And I didn't even open my mouth today. I guess I was too busy gloating. But I will go back in my shadows as my Mutts haven't played yet. What can I say, us Mutts have to stick together.

Jo Jo..it's time to go......
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/28/03 09:37 PM

See, I can't even type something like "I sure hope Mutts lose 18-17" without it backfiring... so I don't. But Buffy sure likes to curse us with her optimistic wishes! :p :rolleyes:
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/28/03 09:41 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Beth E:
Now, I got Buffy cursing my team. And I didn't even open my mouth today. I guess I was too busy gloating.
Naw, it's more because I have a GIRL on top of me. And though I can always chalk that up to "experimenting", I do feel the need to be in control. Nothing personal
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/28/03 09:49 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by joltinjoe05:
Philadelphia sucks, and so do their teams. I hate the Eagles I hate the Flyers and most of all, I hate the damn Phillies.
You forgot the Sixers. I hate them the most.

I do have some affection for the city however. My honey was born there.

And I hope Big Daddy misses your post
Posted By: Beth E

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/28/03 09:52 PM

Come on Buffy, live life large. You don't want part of my "manwich". After today I expect to be inbetween Jo Jo, the usually unspoken shy one, and Rip Van Winkle who somehow edged his way up. Unless a miracle happens and I score around 35 ps points...."yeah...could happen"...that would make me on top of all of you. Wouldn't that be fun.

Ok...I know I can crash and burn and be #5 before the night's over. A girl has to have her dreams.
Posted By: Big Daddy Don

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/28/03 10:09 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by joltinjoe05:
I've always hated the Phillies. What the hell kind of name is "Phillies". Philadelphia sucks, and so do their teams. I hate the Eagles I hate the Flyers and most of all, I hate the damn Phillies.
Well Joe DiMaggio wore a dress

Quote:
Originally posted by Beth E:
After today I expect to be inbetween Jo Jo, the usually unspoken shy one, and Rip Van Winkle who somehow edged his way up
Only looking at the players around you huh - you might be wise not to overlook those up and comers behind you. I'll have everyone know I have solved PS woes of last week.

Have I mentioned to anyone yet how I got nearly -50 from my PS in the first week ? :p
Posted By: joltinjoe05

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/28/03 10:09 PM

As long as I'm on top, I'll be somewhat happy. But the night isn't over, so I'll stay mad.

Plaw, I forgot about the Sixers. I hate the Sixers. I hate that little bitchy Iverson. Him and that Eminemen guy.

Now my other 6 guys need to get 50 points, but it's probably going to be like last night and only 2 of them play!! Thanks a lot Phillies.

Did I mention I hate the Phillies?
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/28/03 10:12 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by La Dolce Vita:
I have a GIRL on top of me.
So distracting! Is that your latest tactic, Buff? Saying something like that so I can't think straight??
Posted By: joltinjoe05

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/28/03 10:15 PM

First it's Monday, then the Phillies suck, then...

Quote:
Originally posted by Big Daddy Don:
Well Joe DiMaggio wore a dress
People to kill list
Al Davis
Osama Bin Laden
Michael Moore
The Phillies
Big Daddy Don
Posted By: Big Daddy Don

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/28/03 10:15 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by plawrence:
I do have some affection for the city however. My honey was born there.
Stop I'm blushing

I didn't even know you cared.
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/28/03 10:19 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by J Geoff:
[quote]Originally posted by La Dolce Vita:
[b]I have a GIRL on top of me.
So distracting! Is that your latest tactic, Buff? Saying something like that so I can't think straight?? [/b][/quote]I've got pictures.

And Jo-Jo, Eminem plays for the Sixers????
Posted By: Beth E

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/28/03 10:20 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Big Daddy Don:
[quote]Originally posted by plawrence:
[b] I do have some affection for the city however. My honey was born there.
Stop I'm blushing

I didn't even know you cared. [/b][/quote] Something you guys wish to share?
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/28/03 10:20 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Big Daddy Don:
[quote]Originally posted by plawrence:
[b] I do have some affection for the city however. My honey was born there.
Stop I'm blushing

I didn't even know you cared. [/b][/quote]Oh man, classic!

As the kids say: ROTFLMFAO-BOOYAH!
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/28/03 10:23 PM

Wow! I just noticed, we pretty much have most of the gang here right now if the Douche-Man will just look up from his boring numbers for a minute...

What's the record to "broke"?
Posted By: joltinjoe05

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/28/03 10:23 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by La Dolce Vita:
And Jo-Jo, Eminem plays for the Sixers????
It wouldn't surprise me.


I never knew how it felt to have a negative PS. How does Plaw do it?? You must have some inspirational quotes hangin around or some great Oprah books, Plaw. Amazing.
Posted By: joltinjoe05

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/28/03 10:26 PM

or maybe he takes yogo classes with Big Daddy.
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/28/03 10:26 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by joltinjoe05:

I never knew how it felt to have a negative PS. How does Plaw do it?? You must have some inspirational quotes hangin around or some great Oprah books, Plaw. Amazing.
I think I only had ONE negative day in the first half...and already two this week . Inspirational quotes are for sissies. plaw probably has the desk calender with the "Quote of the Day".

Some of us just drink the pain away. A bit hard to do when you suck at a 12:35 game.....
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/28/03 10:27 PM

Boring numbers? What are you talking about? I am currently looking at the present value of 27 years of cash flows at a 6% discount rate... Wait, you're right... It is boring. No, actually it's cool.

Anyway, Bad Daddy, your comeback has to be one of the best ones in a while.
Posted By: Beth E

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/28/03 10:32 PM

Ok....Doucheman is here now. How about that game of Strip poker?
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/28/03 10:33 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by joltinjoe05:
or maybe he takes yogo classes with Big Daddy.
"yogo"?? Is that for basement dwellers who cant afford yoga?

Don't be knocking yoga. Yoga and Pilates make my legs what they are today, didn't you see them a few weeks ago on Bad Daddy's shoulders?

And... yoga makes one very, very flexible
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/28/03 10:34 PM

Straight from Plaw's Desk-Top Calendar:

July 24, 2003

It's O.K. for your pitching staff to have a negative points today. Just think of it as a release of your negative energy. With the assurance of the rising and setting sun, this game will be here tomorrow. You are a winner. Say it out loud, "I am a winner."

:p
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/28/03 10:35 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Beth E:
Ok....Doucheman is here now. How about that game of Strip poker?
: Can we PLEASE stay on topic?

What does strip poker have to do with baseball?

Oh man, imagination working overtime with one liners - nevermind.
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/28/03 10:37 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Don Sicilia:
Straight from Plaw's Desk-Top Calendar:

You are a winner. Say it out loud, "I am a winner."
is also a slob judging from the size of that coffee stain on his calender...

It really says "wiener" instead of "winner"......
Posted By: Beth E

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/28/03 10:37 PM

Stay on topic? I'm lost. Was there ever a topic formed? We seem to be talking about plaw and Bad Daddy's relationship, women on top of each other, Doucheman fiddling with his digits, pilates, poor man's yoga, ie, yogo, Pilates, *bitch*....I think I need that drink now. Hell, with my pom poms and your legs..............
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/28/03 10:39 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by La Dolce Vita:

What does strip poker have to do with baseball?
One game is played with a bat and a ball, the other game just has balls.

ba-da-bump

Thank you, thank you. Try the veal, it's the best in the city.
Posted By: joltinjoe05

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/28/03 10:41 PM

Yogo is like yoga, only you use yo-yo's. Ancient Chinese art. It's kind of interesting to watch.
Posted By: Beth E

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/28/03 10:41 PM

Doucheman!!!! Someone put something spicy in his Tang this morning I think. Tell me...have you needed to show your balls much in strip poker? Pull up a chair...........
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/28/03 10:44 PM

You guys ARE funny!

do you realize that we are most active when we have afternoon games? And if people SUCK at the afternoon games, the traffic here can get VERY heavy.

We are currently only 105 posts from "broking" or at least catching up with that other thread.

If only would talk more about being the 1st half champion, or Bad Daddy reminding us of how he started late or Pork complaining about not going with his gut.

I could tell you in great detail about my weekend....!
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/28/03 10:46 PM

Little Known Fact of the Day:

Filipinos invented the yo-yo. It was originally used as a weapon. However, as soon as someone figured out how to walk the dog and the loop-the-loop, enemies engaged in battle stopped all fighting and started yo-yo-ing instead. The yo-yo- Bringer of World Peace.
Posted By: Beth E

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/28/03 10:50 PM

Has anyone ever figured out what record we're trying to break? How about, "How many people who should be working and spending their employer's money on mindless, chit chat with cool people with similar interests and disdain for their bosses".

By the way, I sucked at yoyo. Maybe that explains alot.
Posted By: joltinjoe05

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/28/03 10:50 PM

Interesting. I wonder why the Chinese stole it?


Did you know that the boomerang was used for hunting birds? The birds would see the sticks coming, so they dodged them. With the boomerang, you could hit the bird from behind them. Like the yo-yo, now it's only used as a toy.
Posted By: Beth E

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/28/03 10:54 PM

Yoyo inventors???? Boomerangs chasing birds??? My God..where is Bad Daddy's whining and plaw's "I'm the last season winner" when we need them.
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/28/03 10:55 PM

Did you know the ability to be able to curl your tongue is hereditary?

Can you do it? (Don't make me do a poll here, ) If you can, chances are people who are related to you can, and the same applies if you can't.

Of course, I can curl mine
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/28/03 10:56 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Beth E:
Doucheman!!!! Someone put something spicy in his Tang this morning I think. Tell me...have you needed to show your balls much in strip poker? Pull up a chair...........
I've never played strip poker actually. I recently played my first game of Texas Holdem with some buddies so I think the next logical step is strip poker. I need more attractive (and female) poker buddies before I move on to that next step though.
Posted By: Beth E

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/28/03 10:57 PM

Do we need to curl our tongues into something, or just try to touch the tips of our toes? I can suck an ice cube on mine. I can also spread my toes like a peacock. Not that anyone cares.
Posted By: joltinjoe05

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/28/03 10:58 PM

I can curl mine.

I can also suck my own...ah, fingers.

(Sorry, LDV's wink got me thinking)
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/28/03 10:59 PM

O.K. back to business. A few games are starting in 10 to 15 minutes, including the "doubleheader" game between the Mutts and the Brew Crew.

Go 'Zona!

By the way- I can curl my tongue!
Posted By: Beth E

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/28/03 11:00 PM

Do you have pictures of that JJ?
Posted By: joltinjoe05

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/28/03 11:02 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Beth E:
Do you have pictures of that JJ?
Oh hell, I got full albums.
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/28/03 11:04 PM

Gosh, funny because most people here think I am a freak when I curl my tongue. Maybe it is a geographical thing And yes Bethie, I too have other talents I cannot discuss here.

quote:
Originally posted by Don Sicilia:
...so I think the next logical step is strip poker. I need more attractive (and female) poker buddies before I move on to that next step though.
Posted By: Beth E

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/28/03 11:05 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Don Sicilia:
O.K. back to business. A few games are starting in 10 to 15 minutes, including the "doubleheader" game between the Mutts and the Brew Crew.

Go 'Zona!

By the way- I can curl my tongue!
Back to business? All work and no play Doucheman.....Hmmmm...can curl his tongue and shows his balls at poker. Alas....why do they always live on other time zones....
Posted By: joltinjoe05

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/28/03 11:06 PM

Beth is posting with the enemy:

Quote:
Originally posted by Beth E:
Sloooooow dancing, cheek to cheek.

Q. Sauna or spa?
How are we gonna broke the record now? Yous gots somes splainin to dos, girl.
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/28/03 11:07 PM

you call it a spa out there, Bethie? I call it a hottub. A spa is a place where I go to get a nice seaweed and mud massage.

(OK Jo-Jo, consider this post damage control)
Posted By: Beth E

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/28/03 11:12 PM

Splaining........how may I be of service. A sauna is something steamy and sweaty...how do you spell that word? sweaty..sweetie. A spa you dip in to cool things off. Any other questions?
Posted By: Beth E

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/28/03 11:15 PM

If you're worrying about me making "one" post with the enemy, hell, I've done made 20 here. Besides, I'm just trying to up my post count. :p
Posted By: Beth E

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/28/03 11:16 PM

Oooooh baby. I just saw a close up of Vinny Castilla smiling. I might have to stalk that man.......... yeah doggie!
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/28/03 11:22 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Beth E:
Oooooh baby. I just saw a close up of Vinny Castilla smiling. I might have to stalk that man.......... yeah doggie!
Are you SERIOUS???????? Um....ewwwwww!

Ok, this is good. This different taste in men means we will never fight over one should we ever be out together.

Unless we run into Bill Hemmer, of course....
Posted By: joltinjoe05

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/28/03 11:26 PM

WHAT THE HELL!!!!! ANDRUW JONES ISN'T PLAYING TONIGHT!!!!!!!! WHAT DID I DO TO DESERVE THIS!?!?!?!? WHAT!?!?!?

Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/28/03 11:32 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Beth E:
Do we need to curl our tongues into something, or just try to touch the tips of our toes?
Bethie, do you have the longest tongue in the world or what? Ice cream must run when they see you. :p
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/28/03 11:44 PM

Buffy, Cabrera just hit a 2-run homer. Too bad it was Miguel Cabrera of Florida against the D-backs.
Posted By: Beth E

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/28/03 11:53 PM

No Andruw Jones??? Ughhh...bad news. Hearing about Dbacks is making me feel better though.

Ok, Buffy...you got Karros, I got Castilla, agreed. Bill Hemmer...man.....I leave for work too early. Don't see that stud anymore. I guess I gotta concede that one to you.
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/29/03 12:11 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by joltinjoe05:
WHAT THE HELL!!!!! ANDRUW JONES ISN'T PLAYING TONIGHT!!!!!!!!
I was about to laugh at you... but then I realized, shit, I have him, too! :rolleyes:
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/29/03 12:17 AM

MONDAY

JJ. 593 Phillies (-2) 41 634
SC 578 Phillies (-2) 45 623
BE 546 Mutts (6) 39 585
FS 539 Phillies (-2) 44 583
LD 542 Phillies (-2) 31 573
DB 523 D-Backs (18) 49 572
BD 512 D-Backs (18) 34 546
JG 494 Phillies (-2) 28 522
OA 453 Oakland (13) 41 494
PL. 441 D-Backs (18) 40 481
HH 131 Yanks (dnp) 28 159
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/29/03 03:05 AM

Whine alert...

My PS the last three days:

26 IP, 6 ER, 2.08 E.R.A.

0-3 W-L record. Coulda used those 15 points I deserved for 3 wins.
Posted By: joltinjoe05

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/29/03 04:27 AM

I HATE THE PHILLIES!!!
Posted By: fathersson

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/29/03 04:55 AM

Well, at least the hitting came thru.
Looks like things are getting a lot closer now.
Let us see who gets the trash talking going in the morning!

Some have been to the mountain top and came sliding down. Others can feel the thunder coming their way and are about to get rolled over!
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/29/03 06:20 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by fathersson:
Let us see who gets the trash talking going in the morning!
That'd be you, knocking Buffy outta 4th place... :p
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/29/03 10:20 AM

Tuesday

JJ. 41 634 KC
SC 45 623 Oak
BE 39 585 Oak
FS 44 583 Oak
LD 31 573 Oak
DB 49 572 Seatt
BD 34 546 Ariz
JG 28 522 Oak
OA 41 494 Oak
PL. 40 481 Oak
HH 28 159 Yanks
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/29/03 10:25 AM

Golden opportunity yesterday for the standings to shuffle, what with Philly's -2 and the three co-conspirators doubleheader gaffe, and look what happens. Basically nothing. A 17 point difference yesterday from worst day to best.
Posted By: Beth E

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/29/03 12:18 PM

All I can say, is I concur with the phrase, "I hate Mondays". But you won't hear me complain too much. Could have been alot worse. My 1st ps pick was Seattle.
Posted By: joltinjoe05

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/29/03 12:44 PM

No True Blue Royal believers besides me??

Someday you will all catch on.
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/29/03 01:39 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by plawrence:
Golden opportunity yesterday for the standings to shuffle, what with Philly's -2 and the three co-conspirators doubleheader gaffe, and look what happens. Basically nothing. A 17 point difference yesterday from worst day to best.
It's probably because everyone had basically the same offense. The three co-conspirators all had Mutts and Brewers and a lot of people had Reggie Sanders, Guillen, etc.
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/29/03 01:44 PM

Looks like JJ, Bad Daddy and I are going against the grain again today. What, no love for the Indians??

I'll leave it up to the other two guys to put a curse on the Oakland today. We all know I don't have any fantasy baseball powers.
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/29/03 02:10 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by plawrence:
Golden opportunity yesterday for the standings to shuffle, what with Philly's -2 and the three co-conspirators doubleheader gaffe, and look what happens. Basically nothing. A 17 point difference yesterday from worst day to best.
What, pray tell, would be our incentive to co-conspire? I can beat you, , all by myself.

I just tell myself that awesome LA pitching I took the other night cancels out my negative numbers the past two days. I may have dropped but I never stay down for long.....
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/29/03 02:16 PM

1 point behind you Buffy- knock, knock, knockin' on your door!
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/29/03 02:23 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Don Sicilia:
1 point behind you Buffy- knock, knock, knockin' on your door!
Is that a flashlight in your pocket or are you just happy to see me.....oh nevermind!!!

Whoa!! I just took a peek at tomorrow. It is like a Who's Who in pitching : Brown, Johnson, Dontrelle, Wood , Moyer, Clemens, Schmidt... I don't know about you guys, but this will take a wee bit of thought.......
Posted By: fathersson

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/29/03 02:59 PM

With a -2 in Pitching I was so glad to see the bats pull some weight and pulling 44 points; which made the pitching so it didn't sting as much.

Better watch out I don't thing that was a flashlight he had in his hand. The grin on his face was to large!
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/29/03 03:05 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by La Dolce Vita:
Is that a flashlight in your pocket or are you just happy to see me.....oh nevermind!!!
Actually, neither- if you know what I'm sayin'!

Yea, FS, that was a huge offensive day for you. I was hoping to gain some ground, but oh well.

At least now, I have a better view! Buffy, let's see those pics you've been bragging about! :p
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/29/03 03:11 PM

Tuesday

JJ. 41 634 KC
SC 45 623 Oak
BE 39 585 Oak
FS 44 583 Oak
LD 31 573 Oak
DB 49 572 Seatt
BD 34 546 Ariz
JG 28 522 Oak
OA 41 494 Oak
PL. 40 481 Oak
HH 28 159 Yanks
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/29/03 03:15 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Beth E:
My 1st ps pick was Seattle.
Always go with your first instinct, Bethie!!
Posted By: fathersson

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/29/03 03:17 PM

Yes, I guess you are right. The view would be a hell of a lot better for you. I've got the sandwich going here with Buffy below (and I do hope she stay down long enough) and Bethie just one point above me. Problem is Bethie makes it hard to get a good view with all Trash she throws and swinging that baseball bat at your legs never helps either!

No wonder SC never says much- He is to busy watching out for his own health!
Posted By: Big Daddy Don

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/29/03 03:17 PM

40 points between me and 3rd and I have a different PS than most, hmmm Difficult, not Impossible (yet another impression I have been working on ). Although my choice of PS was more of a leftover from yesterday cause of little opportunity to change though - however I have learned sometimes it is better to be lucky than good. So here is to me getting lucky.

Nothing personal DB - but I have had the same stinking view from pretty much the last third of last season and now this - time for a change of scenery for me.

So what PL - nothing 'mushy' to say to me today
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/29/03 03:39 PM

No offense taken, Bad Daddy! I'm tired of your knocking on my door at 3 AM in the morning anyway. :p

Well, no afternoon games today. We won't even find out how the majority of us are doing until late in the evening.

If we applied our scoring to any game/season in the history of recorded baseball, which offensive player do you think had the greatest offensive day ever? Greatest season ever? (My first guess is Bonds for the season, but I'm not sure.)

Also, which staff had the greatest pitching day ever? (My first guess is a game that went long into extra innings, but it could be someone's perfect game or one of Clemens's 20K games.)
Posted By: fathersson

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/29/03 06:22 PM

Yes, and yesterdays game has trash talk down to nill.
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/29/03 07:58 PM

Nice to know you regard me as a stat hound, DB (woof woof).

Didn't Joe Adcock once hit 4 homers and a double in a single game? That's 18 TB, plus at least 4 runs and 4 RBIs. That's a total of 26. Any extra RBIs from the homers would add to that total. It would be tough to beat that.
Wait...Didn't Mark Whiten have a 4 homer 12 RBI game a few years ago? That's at least 32.

A perfect game, 27 Ks, and a win would equal 59 pitching points. Obviously, that's never happened, but as a basis for comparison, here's a believable extra inning game:

18 innings, one earned run, 9 hits, 2 walks, win, would be 45 points.

The longest game in history, I think, was a 26 inning 1-1 tie. So that would be 75, minus the hits and walks.
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/29/03 08:08 PM

You might be onto something with Mark Whiten, Plaw. I just looked up Shawn Green's huge day last year - 6 for 6, four homers, a double and a single with six runs and 7 RBIs. That should tie Whiten's 32 points.
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/29/03 08:16 PM

3 words for you two stat guru's:

Get out more

I'm not sure what the hell you just said ....I'll have to go back and read s-l-o-w-e-r. I see sentences with numbers and fight the narcolepsy.

Got any sentences with pictures?
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/29/03 08:26 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by plawrence:
A perfect game, 27 Ks, and a win would equal 59 pitching points. Obviously, that's never happened, but as a basis for comparison, here's a believable extra inning game:
Man, 59 pitching points- that would be great. I think the Seattle pitching staff is due for one of these. I really do!

Hey Bad Daddy, didn't you have a huge extra inning game with the Cubs in the first half? For some reason, I remember you netting a ton of points from that.
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/29/03 09:28 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Don Sicilia:
Man, 59 pitching points- that would be great. I think the Seattle pitching staff is due for one of these. I really do!
Ha! Not with Meche pitching !

Maaaayyy-be with Moyer. Oops, did I give some of my Wednesday strategy away?

You tell me!
Posted By: Big Daddy Don

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/29/03 09:32 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by La Dolce Vita:
Maaaayyy-be with Moyer. Oops, did I give some of my Wednesday strategy away?
Well gee with your recent stellar PS picks the last few days, I am sure everyone will want to jump on board if you did. :p
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/29/03 09:47 PM

Question, Bad Daddy -

How many points do you have?

Ok.

How many points do I have?

ALLRIGHTY!

And you can't say you started 10 days late in the 2nd half! :p
Posted By: Big Daddy Don

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/29/03 09:49 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by La Dolce Vita:

And you can't say you started 10 days late in the 2nd half! :p
Have I mentioned I had nearly -50 points from my PS in the first week ? Of course I have corrected that problem - maybe sometime in the future you may also.
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/29/03 09:54 PM

Touche.

When you gain ground on me - for more than one day - then I shall bow down and kiss your feet. :rolleyes:
Posted By: Beth E

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/29/03 10:02 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by La Dolce Vita:
then I shall bow down and kiss your feet. :rolleyes:
Man...I'm glad I didn't stop reading that after the first 8 words. All the hard work that man would have to do to catch up to you, and you'll bow down and kiss his.......feet? Ok...time for a drink for me I think. Or time for me to get out more..hahaha
Posted By: Big Daddy Don

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/29/03 10:04 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by La Dolce Vita:
When you gain ground on me - for more than one day - then I shall bow down and kiss your feet.
Gaining ground ? And that doesn't even mean getting atop. You might want to start practicing your bows
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/29/03 10:07 PM

Down boy. I said "kiss", not "lick furiously and suck". I am that confident I won't have to worry about you being on top of me for more than a day when I make a stupid mistake like I sometimes do .

Bethie - maybe Bad Daddy has decent feet. Free your mind, and the rest will follow, girlfriend.... :p
Posted By: Big Daddy Don

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/29/03 10:14 PM

Please, don't flatter yourself. I know exactly what you said (it's not like Beth said it ) - you said 'gain ground' that does NOT mean getting atop although I will shortly - it means gaining ground - 1 point is gaining ground.
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/29/03 10:17 PM

I think you guys should put this thing down on paper (or officially on a post ).

If Bad Daddy gains ground on Buffy (i.e. Buffy Definition - is ahead of Buffy in the standings for two or more consecutive days), Buffy will bow down and kiss Bad Daddy's feet.

Was that the deal?
Posted By: Beth E

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/29/03 10:17 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by La Dolce Vita:
Down boy. I said "kiss", not "lick furiously and suck".
Now I not only need a drink, I need a cigarette. Oh wait, I don't smoke. Maybe a nice lollipop or stick of gum.
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/29/03 10:23 PM

Yeah DB, like Bad Daddy's feet will really REACH all the way over here!!!
Posted By: Big Daddy Don

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/29/03 10:26 PM

And besides she is already changing the requirements from gaining ground to getting ahead - in the rankings. Buffy, you are such a sissy-girl.
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/29/03 10:29 PM

You've lost me Bad Daddy - how did I change anything? I just stated you will never be on top of me for more than a day. I left room for my own predictable stupidity, usually occuring when I am out of town somewhere with no access..... :p
Posted By: Big Daddy Don

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/29/03 10:35 PM

You said 'gaining ground' - gaining ground does not mean 'passing you'. But no matter, a lot of talk of a non payoff bet anyway. I will note though that if I do get ahead of you for more than a day, no worry, I will not try and rub it in. I will continue to keep my usual quiet disposition, that all have grown accustomed to.
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/29/03 10:37 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by La Dolce Vita:
Yeah DB, like Bad Daddy's feet will really REACH all the way over here!!!
If you're willing to do the deed, I bet he'd be willing to make the trip.

I know I would.
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/29/03 10:39 PM

Nope , we just bet dinner.

And I have to win 2nd half AND overall over you to win.......
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/29/03 10:39 PM

Hell, I'd go anywhere for someone to lick furiously and suck my feet.
Posted By: Beth E

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/29/03 10:41 PM

Specify "someone". Maybe plaw will do it to switch places with you.
Posted By: Beth E

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/29/03 10:44 PM

Man, everyone must have a feet fetish or something. All this back and forth over getting their feet kissed. Hell, I'll let someone on top of me for a peck on the cheek.
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/29/03 10:44 PM

Can we get back to business over here?

O.K., we have a few games starting in about half an hour, most notably Bad Daddy's D-backs game.

By the way Buffy, I'm sure if Bad Daddy does win the bet, he will insist on a rain check up until the time he can make a trip out to your 'hood.
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/29/03 10:47 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Beth E:
...a peck on the cheek.
You want me to kiss your butt, huh? Okay...
Posted By: Beth E

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/29/03 10:47 PM

Oh, right Doucheman. One day you're talking about showing your balls playing strip poker, now you're getting antsy over feet kissing. You're not very consistent.
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/29/03 10:48 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Beth E:
Man, everyone must have a feet fetish or something. All this back and forth over getting their feet kissed. Hell, I'll let someone on top of me for a peck on the cheek.


Now, can I have 4th place back? Or am I just going to have to take it from you! :p
Posted By: fathersson

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/29/03 10:51 PM

I see trash talk is starting late today. No afternoon games I guess.

Sounds like the talk is getting strong in here!
"Buffy, you are such a sissy-girl."

LDV you are right. PS is going to be tuff for Wednesday. So many good games and so much to watch out for.

Big Daddy, be happy to get close enough to smell her.If lucky you may rub up aganist her as you pass her by.! She smelled just wonderful as she slide down below me last night. Only kidding, but it was better then smelling you guys and that basement apartment!

Guys it has been wonderful to be above the 500 mark here. I would just like to stay up a few days, as the better postions have so many perks, like airconditioning and full coolers and let us not forget the seat cushions!
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/29/03 10:51 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Beth E:
Oh, right Doucheman. One day you're talking about showing your balls playing strip poker, now you're getting antsy over feet kissing. You're not very consistent.
I am consistently inconsistent... just like your pitching staff choices! :p Sorry, I just had to get that one in there!
Posted By: Beth E

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/29/03 10:52 PM

Good try Doucheman. I guess now Geoff needs to invent a kissing feet gremlin. Nope, you need to take my spot by force only.
Posted By: fathersson

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/29/03 10:54 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Don Sicilia:
[quote]Originally posted by Beth E:
[b] Man, everyone must have a feet fetish or something. All this back and forth over getting their feet kissed. Hell, I'll let someone on top of me for a peck on the cheek.


Now, can I have 4th place back? Or am I just going to have to take it from you! :p [/b][/quote]sorry Guy, I hold 4th spot and you as sure as hell am not kissing me!
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/29/03 10:54 PM

As once said...Feel the Love. :rolleyes:

hey, off - topic...but DoucheMan, do you have funky working hours? Isn't it late there? I am almost at my QT right now.....and I usually START my day right about the time most of you are pondering lunch!
Posted By: Beth E

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/29/03 10:57 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Don Sicilia:
[quote]Originally posted by Beth E:
[b] Oh, right Doucheman. One day you're talking about showing your balls playing strip poker, now you're getting antsy over feet kissing. You're not very consistent.
I am consistently inconsistent... just like your pitching staff choices! :p Sorry, I just had to get that one in there! [/b][/quote]I recall only have 1 negative day. And I had a bad case of Bad Daddy curse that day. Who would think my ps would get 4 hits and 1 run and lose!!!!! Today's doesn't matter. We all crash and burn or fly high together.
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/29/03 10:58 PM

You got 4th place FS? Then I take that kiss back! Yuck, uhhh!

Nice spot you got there though- the one on top goes straight for the groin (with her bat, that is) while the other one is willing to kiss your feet!
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/29/03 11:00 PM

Tuesday

JJ. 41 634 KC (-12) 14+
SC 45 623 Oak ()
BE 39 585 Oak ()
FS 44 583 Oak ()
LD 31 573 Oak ()
DB 49 572 Seatt ()
BD 34 546 Ariz (19) 49+
JG 28 522 Oak ()
OA 41 494 Oak ()
PL. 40 481 Oak ()
HH 28 159 Yanks ()
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/29/03 11:02 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by J Geoff:
....after I take Bethie by force and kiss her ass
Some girls get all the luck.
Posted By: Beth E

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/29/03 11:02 PM

Wow...I guess I should have specified which cheek.... but Geoff's way does sound more exciting. Ok Geoff, so when I make my way back to New York you're gonna pay up, right?

Taking me by force.....I guess you're talking about the #3 spot, huh Geoff???
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/29/03 11:03 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by La Dolce Vita:
hey, off - topic...but DoucheMan, do you have funky working hours? Isn't it late there? I am almost at my QT right now.....and I usually START my day right about the time most of you are pondering lunch!
Wonders of investment banking! I usually work about 8 AM to 8 PM, give or take half an hour. But you know what, I'm not complaining. I don't work those crazy I-banking hours at those big banks where they work from 9 AM until 1 AM or 2 AM. Now that's crazy.
Posted By: fathersson

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/29/03 11:06 PM

Would that #3 spot be better known as the 3rd input, by Howard Stern fans?
Posted By: Beth E

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/29/03 11:11 PM

Doucheman, them some hours. And I thought I needed to get out more..hahaha. You need to get out and smell the roses once in awhile.

Also, I have 2 sisters who work for banks and neither gets off before 4:30. Ok, I don't know their sexual habits so no snide remarks.
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/29/03 11:15 PM

I think family is off limits in this game.

... 'Zona game just started.
Posted By: fathersson

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/29/03 11:20 PM

Bullshit, two sisters getting off is never off limits! quick get my video camera
Posted By: joltinjoe05

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/30/03 12:21 AM

This is gonna be a frustrating night.
Posted By: Beth E

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/30/03 01:53 AM

How about them Royals now Joe? All I know is they better get all their kinks out of them tonight. What am I talking about. Someone forgot to tell my offense to show up. Good thing Geoff and I share the same ps or he'd be puckering up about now. But looking at all the other scores I don't think too many ps's got off easy tonight.
Posted By: joltinjoe05

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/30/03 01:57 AM

fuck
Posted By: Beth E

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/30/03 01:59 AM

Was that a remark or a proposition?
Posted By: joltinjoe05

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/30/03 02:16 AM

If it was a proposition, my girlfriend would have a new organ right now.

Sarah usually leaves when the Royals suck.
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/30/03 02:20 AM

Anyone else having a problem logging in to ESPN?

I sign in, put in my password, and get a blank screen.

And on our BB here, no avatars, no "time posted", can't use smilies.

Is it me and my PC? Other websites I visit (porn) are all OK.
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/30/03 02:31 AM

The ESPN site is fine, I am there now.

This site is fine as well. Must be something with your P.C.....

(I don't check porn till after my bubble bath.... )
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/30/03 02:46 AM

Re-booted, everything ok now.

But jeez, the panic. The thought of not being able to pick tomorrow's team...
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/30/03 02:51 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by plawrence:

But jeez, the panic. The thought of not being able to pick tomorrow's team...
Yes....the thought

Oh life can be so unfair for some of us who relish in other's misfortune!
Posted By: fathersson

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/30/03 02:59 AM

Oh my, trouble in Paradise. This game should come with sedatives so people can get thru the night/week!
Posted By: fathersson

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/30/03 04:19 AM

12:15AM- Pitching for Wednesday, HMMMMM

Watch everyone will pick the same PS.

Thank God the bats have been hot the last couple of nights. Thanks PL for helping me with those statistics. I am glad I figured out what to do for Monday. Saved a few bucks and held some great players!
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/30/03 04:25 AM

Not with all those juicy choices tomorrow.

Glad to help with the stats :rolleyes:

Just tell 'em Bill James sent you.
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/30/03 04:46 AM

Bill Mueller = 24pts!

(3 HRs, incl 2 Grand Slams! 3 runs, 3 hits, 9 RBI)

FS & BD were lucky enough to have him...
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/30/03 04:47 AM

Tuesday

SC 623 Oak (28) 49 672
FS 583 Oak (28) 86 669
JJ. 634 KC (-12) 15 649
BE 585 Oak (28) 54 639
LD 573 Oak (28) 43 616
DB 572 Seatt (10) 23 595
BD 546 Ariz (19) 49 595
JG 522 Oak (28) 53 575
OA 494 Oak (28) 37 531
PL. 481 Oak (28) 49 530
HH 159 Yanks (26) 51 210
Posted By: joltinjoe05

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/30/03 04:51 AM

I fugging hate this game.
Posted By: fathersson

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/30/03 05:05 AM

Thank you BILL MUELLER!

and JJ watch out for Bethie, she swings a mean bat. I left you my protectors in the apartment. She is really wild in the early morning so I suggest you sleep with one eye open tonight!
I can now go to bed a happy man! I will take it while it lasts, I don't get a lot of chances be near the top, so allow me this night to shine for awhile.
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/30/03 05:41 AM

Congrats Mueller-ites. Good reason to be happy.

I had two people on my roster who didn't even play!! And nooooo, it wasn't even a catcher or a DH, it was my 2nd and 3rd basemen!! Not guys serving suspension either!

See ya manana - Hump Day - then the REAL fun begins. (translation: all the frustrated people in early week 17 get ROYALLY pissed off!)
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/30/03 10:08 AM

Wednesday

SC 49 672 Oak
FS 86 669 Seatt
JJ. 15 649 Balt
BE 54 639 KC
LD 43 616 LA
DB 23 595 Balt
BD 49 595 Fla
JG 53 575 Seatt
OA 37 531 Oak
PL. 49 530 Seatt
HH 51 210 Yanks
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/30/03 10:23 AM

Here, for those intrested in past, present, and possible future glory, are the cumulative standings, which, after all, are all that really count.....

PL 5305
LD 5210
JG 5191
DB 4920
BD 4729 (started 10 days late)
SC 4503
OA 4387
HH 3942
JJ. 2637
FS 1740
BE 1735
Posted By: fathersson

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/30/03 11:48 AM

Yea right! Spoken like a true has been!

A new half is a fresh start with new players just starting. Lets not twist in the wind on yesterdays news! making it look like you are winning overall over Bethie and myself and others that start later is a cheap shot, but like they said in the movie, do whatever YOU need to get you thru.
PL I am sure your slump will be over soon. We all will have them and we all know how they feel.Just look at the standing and see how many times people have been up and down.

Friendly competition of the game is most important and trash talk is just for some spice. I for one am going to enjoy my short time on top as it may be the only time I am there!
Posted By: SC

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/30/03 12:11 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by fathersson:

PL I am sure your slump will be over soon.
Not if my voodoo doll has any say in the matter.
Posted By: fathersson

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/30/03 12:35 PM

SC, you are alive!
Please don't be to hard on the poor guy when he is down. That basement isn't good for a guys ego!

Looks like we may have some real movement here today with many different PS. So many great match ups, no wonder. But as we all know Pitching is just one half of the numbers.

After all some of my big guns were soft last night for a while, then they came blasting back!
Sure helped when we just about all had the same club pitching.
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/30/03 12:54 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by fathersson:

my big guns were soft last night
And who wants a soft big gun?
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/30/03 01:02 PM

BTW, sometime next season, look for my post

"Gangster BB Fantasy Baseball League LIFETIME Point Totals"

I mean, that's what really counts, isn't it?
Posted By: fathersson

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/30/03 01:23 PM

Yea, they are soft all right going zerro for three at bats, only thing worst is having someone not play like LDV said. I stayed up late again to catch the Yankee game and was glad to see Anderson hit that homer, even tho it was for a losing cause. That is what is fun about this Fantasy league, you only have your players and not the whole team.

Oh Boy and Boston's Mueller made my night!
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/30/03 01:54 PM

Whine Alert!

Man, I feel ill again!



I hate this friggin' game! Stupid offense can't generate anything... Stupid pitching giving up 5 runs...

Whine Alert Over!

Only one friggin' afternoon game and none of our pitching staffs are involved. (O.K., my "Whine Alert Over!" might have been little premature!)

Glad to see you aren't gloating over there, FS!

I'm a little grumpy this morning. I stayed up all night packing up my apartment- and I'm still not done. Packing sucks.
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/30/03 02:00 PM

Are you moving, DoucheMan? Movin' on up to the East Siiiiiddde?
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/30/03 02:04 PM

You know what's going to suck about fantasy football. If your fantasy team does poorly, you have to roast on it for a week, unlike this game where you only have to roast on it until the afternoon games start. The trouble is further exacerbated if your hometown team loses as well, which, if my memory serves me, are:
Iggles for Bad Daddy
Niners for Buffy
Dallas for Pork :p
The Ravens (Nevermore) for Bethie
Chiefs for JJ
J-E-T-S Suck, Suck, Suck for Plaw
Da Bears for me
...and I don't know who for SC (Giants/Jets?), FS, OA (Stillers?), and HH (he likes the bye week).
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/30/03 02:08 PM

said yesterday he liked the

J -E -T -S :rolleyes:

Let's just modify the title and call this a sports thread.....
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/30/03 02:11 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by La Dolce Vita:
Are you moving, DoucheMan? Movin' on up to the East Siiiiiddde?
Yea, I'm moving into a condo a little bit north of where I am now. For those who know Chicago, I'm moving from Lincoln Park to Lakeview.

I am a proud home owner now! I am also proud to be in so much debt!

New pad to play strip poker, Bethie and Buffy... Just don't sit on the couch!
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/30/03 02:16 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Don Sicilia:
Just don't sit on the couch!
Yeah, I am SUCH a wallflower... :rolleyes:



Congrats on your new place. How exciting! I'm not too familiar with Chicago - have only been there once. My sister in law used to live in Sauk Village and I also went to Komiskey to see Bo Jackson play that year. It's been a while, obviously

I'll bring guacamole and spirits. How 'bout a nice housewarming good luck bonsai for your new pad??

OH!!!! And does this mean while you are moving you are taking time off from work and will have no access to baseball or roster changes?? *wish*wish*wish*wish*wish......
Posted By: Beth E

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/30/03 02:21 PM

What's wrong with your couch? Yeah, kind of hard to do a strip tease while you're sitting down. But congrats on the new place. And I feel for you as far as being in debt! I'm right there with ya. Just add a kid's college tuition and you'll be feeling my pain.
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/30/03 02:25 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by La Dolce Vita:
said yesterday he liked the

[b]J -E -T -S
:rolleyes:

Let's just modify the title and call this a sports thread..... [/b]
See, now we're all confused. I didn't say it in this thread, it was BD's football thread.
Posted By: Beth E

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/30/03 02:27 PM

I'm confused, but it's not because of Buffy's remark. I knew what she meant. We practically share a brain. Just not on our taste in men..hahaha. I'm confused because of a lot of things. Mostly sleep deprivation. Anyone got some speed?
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/30/03 02:30 PM

:

I never said in which thread you said it....I just said you said it. Just trying to help out

Bethie: what are you going on about?????
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/30/03 02:30 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by La Dolce Vita:
I'll bring guacamole and spirits. How 'bout a nice housewarming good luck bonsai for your new pad??
It's funny you should say that! I'm thinking of decorating the place with an Asian feel (makes sense since I'm Asian).

Quote:
Originally posted by La Dolce Vita:
OH!!!! And does this mean while you are moving you are taking time off from work and will have no access to baseball or roster changes?? *wish*wish*wish*wish*wish......
I think you might get your wish, Buffy... Yea right, like I'll let you all off like that. I'm coming back with a vengeance, I tell you. No prisoners!
Posted By: Beth E

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/30/03 02:35 PM

I'm not going on about anything Buffy. I'm just trying to keep my ahead above water. The fishes are swimming all around me.

Now...let Bad Daddy try to decipher this.
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/30/03 02:35 PM

By the way, we have "breaken" the record. I can't believe we "breaked" the record. Let's broke the record some more!
Posted By: Beth E

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/30/03 02:39 PM

Now I'm really confused. What record was we gowing after to broken it?
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/30/03 02:40 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Don Sicilia:
[quote]Originally posted by La Dolce Vita:
[b] I'll bring guacamole and spirits. How 'bout a nice housewarming good luck bonsai for your new pad??
It's funny you should say that! I'm thinking of decorating the place with an Asian feel (makes sense since I'm Asian).
[/b][/quote]Yes, I know all about each and every one of you and since my decorating tips are not needed as of yet in the basement - here are a few hints: Go with a rich cherry wood and accent with black - no taking the easy way out with use of black laquer furniture. White or ivory, stark window coverings - get warmth in the place with use of floor coverings(throw rugs) and a nice drape over ONE window. Candles. Bonsai and voila!!!!
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/30/03 02:41 PM

Hey Bethie, if you got the money, I got the stuff! :p

We just surpassed the "Let's Broke the Record" game thread- you know the one, the one that you play a double agent and post on.
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/30/03 02:43 PM

Really? Yesterday we needed like 150 or so posts to catch up!!

So what do we win????
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/30/03 02:44 PM

Wow Buffy, thanks for the tips! I didn't know you were Martha Stewart! You must be posting from jail. :p

You must watch a lot of Trading Spaces...
Posted By: Beth E

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/30/03 02:45 PM

I made that Broke thread what it is. But even a double agent has SOME loyalties. Now that we surpassed it life can go on from here.

I got money Doucheman, but not alot. What kind of "stuff" are we talking about?
Posted By: Big Daddy Don

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/30/03 02:52 PM

Can we get back to business here?

Sorry it is just that impression comes so easy for me. Also here is a new one I have been working one;



And look I won week 16 also. Opps nevermind

Thank you, once again I'm here till the end of the week.

Well thanks to my foresight taking Mueller according to the official rankings on ESPN, I have as I stated yesterday changed my scenery. Right now DB and I share the same bus seat but the view in front of me is new and refreshing. I'll enjoy it while I can cause I plan to continue working my way for some new views.

Oh DB if it makes you feel any better last week FS was tied with me and look what it has done for him. See I guess sticking with me is a good think in life.
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/30/03 02:56 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Big Daddy Don:
Also here is a new one I have been working one;



And look I won week 16 also. Opps nevermind
I'm being picked on
Posted By: Big Daddy Don

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/30/03 03:02 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by La Dolce Vita:
I'm being picked on
Wow - on the first guess, I am really getting good at this stuff. I'm thinking of quitting my day job now.
Posted By: fathersson

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/30/03 06:46 PM

BD, it was good to share a spot with you, but now it is time to get your rear in gear and come on up to the mountain top, and like Don Vito once said, stop playing with the ladies! They may hurt you anyway!

Good Pick on having Boston's Mueller- I guess smart minds think alike. What are the odds of doing something like that? If he would do it once a week I would be a happy man!

By the way, They don't even have a cooler up here, they have Beer Taps, cold frosty Mugs,and they come with a BIG screen TV!
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/30/03 06:53 PM

Looks like Wood is limp again today. Second game in a row he has given up a grand slam...
Posted By: fathersson

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/30/03 07:07 PM

Maybe they should give him that little blue pill!
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/30/03 07:13 PM

I hear he can get some from Rafael in Texas ...

Noone wants to claim Wood today. Good thing. Sure makes the thread quiet though when the boyz are not all talking all day about theirs.

The girls await the day a pitcher comes on named Juggs or Hooters. :rolleyes:
Posted By: Big Daddy Don

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/30/03 07:17 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by La Dolce Vita:
Noone wants to claim Wood today. Good thing. Sure makes the thread quiet though when the boyz are not all talking all day about theirs.

The girls await the day a pitcher comes on named Juggs or Hooters. :rolleyes:
Wood has not been getting deep enough recently. Oh and the boyz - we still talk about Wood on days he doesn't pitch we just do so in a different thread.

And regarding Juggs or Hooters - I bet either would be a good bet for a double header, but speaking only for myself I could see myself latching onto 'Hooters' whenever available.
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/30/03 07:19 PM

Speaking of names, some players have really weird names. A couple of my favorites:

- Jung Bong
- Coco Crisp

By the way, Jason Schmidt is throwing a perfect game through 4 innings.
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/30/03 07:21 PM

Hiram Bocachicha....just like saying it
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/30/03 07:25 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Don Sicilia:
Jason Schmidt is throwing a perfect game through 4 innings.
Of course he is... because I almost chose him but didn't. But I hope that's broken up, big time; I have Sosa today
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/30/03 07:32 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by J Geoff:
Of course he is... because I almost chose him but didn't.
You ALWAYS "almost" choose the right pitcher!! I'm sure I "almost" pick about 5 pitchers before I finally rationalize to the point of pain and by process of eliminating every LAST bad detail about the other pitchers, SETTLE for my pick (which as of late is usually a SCRUB!)

Not picking on you Pork. But DoucheMan, what did you do with that *WHINE ALERT*? If you are not using it at the moment ...
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/30/03 07:35 PM

Of course I'll let Pork borrow it. It was his to begin with!

Perfect game over - Alou just walked.
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/30/03 07:38 PM

Douche Carey giving us play by play action from Wrigley!

Thanks!

Amazing though, I would prob never take ANY PS against the Cubs....
Posted By: fathersson

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/30/03 07:41 PM

Oh, the crowd is hard in here.

Question, No one picked the Giants? Was everyone afraid of his elbow and the unknown replacement if he didn't pitch? As of last nighhts info.
Posted By: fathersson

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/30/03 07:43 PM

Another question- How many of you folks pitched your PS after seeing last nights results? Did they make you change your mind?
Posted By: Big Daddy Don

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/30/03 07:47 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by fathersson:
Another question- How many of you folks pitched your PS after seeing last nights results? Did they make you change your mind?
I picked Willis cause I like the number 35. A lot of thought goes into my picks, huh.

So FS, enjoying the view from way up there?
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/30/03 07:48 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by fathersson:
Oh, the crowd is hard in here.
Strange... none of us picked Wood.

I know it probably hurts me, but there's just some offenses I don't pick against. That would include the Cubs (Sosa factor) and the Blue Jays (Delgado, Wells ). That's why I didn't pick the Giants. I'm not really too worried about Schmidt's elbow.
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/30/03 07:52 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by La Dolce Vita:
Douche Carey giving us play by play action from Wrigley!
Hot dogs must be the tastiest things on the planet! I could eat about 12 hot dogs! I like saying the word "hot dogs". That and saying "Candy Maldanado"! Hot dogs and candy- two of the tastiest things on the planet!

By the way, no-hitter through 5 (1 batter over the minimum).
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/30/03 07:52 PM

Answer #1 - I answered already - I wouldn't have bet against the Cubs - with hitters like Sosa, Grudz and Alou. Oh and Karros on every blue moon that falls on a Tuesday.

Answer #2 - I usually do up a roster during the day, maybe around lunch time. Just in case I do not make it home by the 2 am deadline It is always my intention to "tweak" a bit at night depending on such factors as time, privacy and sobriety. The previous night's PS performance doesn't usually sway me from my original pick - BUT I do look for broken arms, legs and wood.

And no, I don't EVEN look at the weather. Though I know I should, but sheesh, this takes too long as it is!!

Basically all this picking is a crap shoot. The operative word in that sentence being CRAP!

I wonder what happened to 's book he was penning? All that expertise in the first half....what ever became of all that?
Posted By: Big Daddy Don

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/30/03 07:53 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Don Sicilia:
That would include the Cubs (Sosa factor)
So let me ask you DB about this so-called Sosa factor, does it only exist on days that I don't have Sosa, cause I am not sure if he has done much for me whenever I have him?
Posted By: fathersson

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/30/03 07:53 PM

No I will not lie, I have to say it made me feel good to be in 2nd place anyway. I never thought I would be in the VIP Tower. Stll waiting to see if I see any one famous up here! Understand Trump has a place a another floor up, him and Sc party all last week, I heard!
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/30/03 07:58 PM

DoucheMan - my apologies for misspelling Caray's name. Now I know why I had visions of DREW Carey going thru my head!

Chip and I are about the same age. He was born into that job.

What a great job. I want a job where I can talk all day

Talking about sports would be even better! Know any jobs where I can do that?
Posted By: fathersson

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/30/03 07:59 PM

How many people do you think put Boston's Bill Mueller on their teams today?
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/30/03 08:03 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by fathersson:
How many people do you think put Boston's Bill Mueller on their teams today?
Fluke, fluke, fluke (one for each homer! ) He's been on my team off and on since last season. I'll do a Pork and say I almost picked him, but I didn't. :p

Don't forget- he's an ex-Cubbie. It will never happen again.
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/30/03 08:06 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Big Daddy Don:
So let me ask you DB about this so-called Sosa factor, does it only exist on days that I [b]don't have Sosa, cause I am not sure if he has done much for me whenever I have him? [/b]
Sosa sucks today. Do you have him on your team Bad Daddy? :p

Friggin' 0 for 3.
Posted By: Big Daddy Don

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/30/03 08:10 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Don Sicilia:
Friggin' 0 for 3.
And you had to ask?

EDIT: 0 for 4 - this guys sucks big time.
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/30/03 09:30 PM

Cubs lose, 6 - 3. We got about an hour and a half for the first series of games to start.
Posted By: fathersson

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/30/03 09:50 PM

Like many big hiters, it is all or nothing. Big stroke of the bat or strike out. Didn't the Mutts have a guy, Dave Kingman who was like that and there is nothing worst then waiting for him to drive in some runs and then S-T-R-I-K-E Out. Seems like everyone remembers the heat not the out!
Posted By: Beth E

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/30/03 10:26 PM

With the baseball trade deadline tomorrow who are the players you hope or think will be traded? I was kind of miffed yesterday when I had Raul Mondesi on my offense only to notice he'd been traded to Arizona. Another good one off my list I guess. I'm worried about Sydney Ponson. He's probably the only good pitcher the Birds have. And yeah, I didn't pick him tonight. I have the gutt feeling he'll be letting his frustration with the lousy deal the Orioles offered him affect his game. Not to make the people who picked the Birds tonight squimish or anything.
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/30/03 10:29 PM

Thanks Bethie, I could always count on you! :rolleyes: :p

I just saw that Guillen was traded to the A's as well as Glanville to the Cubbies. I had hoped that Lowell would have come to the Cubs, but since Florida has been surprisingly good, they didn't want to let him go.

I have a feeling Ponson will end up in a Yankees jersey (after they get rid of Weaver) before all is said and done.
Posted By: Beth E

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/30/03 10:36 PM

Sorry to rain on your parade Doucheman. But I didn't tell you to take him...hahaha. Plus, the Birds love to use their lousy bull pen when they don't need to. Which is another bone of contention. Would you rather have a pitcher stay in the game who might be getting tired and have a high pitch count, or bring in a reliever who may not be as good.
Posted By: fathersson

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/30/03 10:39 PM

Jose Gullin TRADED! to Oakland Today!
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/30/03 10:40 PM

Bethie: You don't think Mondesi will do well in Arizona? AZ is a good organization, why wouldn't he?

Oh, you are assuming he did well in NEW YORK!! (Well at least as an ex -Dodger, he is BACK in the NL)....Not sure that Delucci +2 ML was that much better Fair trade or just having fun with uniforms??

Lowell was SUPPOSED to go to LA. Bummer. Of course you know he is my fantasy favorite. (ooops, except for tonight I have that freakishly tall Sexson...)

No good guys ever come to LA anymore.........
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/30/03 10:44 PM

DoucheMan - Glanville WAS a Cubbie at one time long ago, wasn't he?

Posted By: Beth E

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/30/03 10:47 PM

I like Raul Mondesi. It's just with my fickle, non sport gene mind I feel you're only as good as the people around you. Maybe he only did well in NY because of the lineup he was in. If he gets put in close to the bottom of the lineup, who's he gonna bring in with a homer? Hey, I told you I'm not a sport nut, just someone with an overacitve imagination. Change scares me sometimes. It has to be proven to me first.
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/30/03 10:48 PM

Yep, Glanville is an ex-Cubbie. Now if they could just bring back Dontrelle, Mueller, and Rod Beck (the Shooter), the Cubs will be all set!
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/30/03 10:55 PM

Whine Alert!

Because of the trade, Guillen probably won't play today, huh?? What a way to start the day- Sosa's 0fer and now this!
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/30/03 10:58 PM

Bethie: I have plans to go out to a game in AZ the weekend after Labor Day. I will tell Raul that "you like him".

Hey, gotta stalk somebody.....

Yet another man we will never fight over
Posted By: Beth E

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/30/03 11:01 PM

Hahaha...no fighting over Raul. I want him for his bat, not his balls.

But we still gotta jello wrestle over Bill Hemmer.
Posted By: fathersson

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/30/03 11:03 PM

Well, don't feel left out. Many of us have him!

That is one thing you would not find out ahead of time!
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/30/03 11:06 PM

'k. Pick the flavor. But remember, I have the yoga(o) trained legs. I will crush you. But it will most likely be fun to watch.

Speaking of men....*OFF-TOPIC ALERT*, just as in the 80's we had catch phrases, most notably YUPPIES and DINKS and GUPPIES or whatever...now the new catch phrase appears to be:

Metrosexuals. read on:

So what makes a metrosexual man? He's been defined as a straight, sensitive, well-educated, urban dweller who is in touch with his feminine side. He may have a standing appointment for a weekly manicure, and he probably has his hair cared for by a stylist rather than a barber. He loves to shop, he may wear jewelry, and his bathroom counter is most likely filled with male-targeted grooming products, including moisturizers (and perhaps even a little makeup). He may work on his physique at a fitness club (not a gym) and his appearance probably gets him lots of attention -- and he's delighted by every stare...

Um. Ok. Two Words:

No Thanks.

Or two MORE words:

I'll pass.

Unless of course this describes any of our WONDERFUL men on this thread :rolleyes: , then you just go be all the beautiful man you can be!
Posted By: Beth E

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/30/03 11:12 PM

Not my cup of tea either. But, here in Baltimore most of those types of men already have boyfriends. And a man with jewelry, I'm sorry, is a BIG turnoff. Unless, of course, it's a wedding ring. And preferably I don't have a matching one.

And Dolce, cherry with extra whipped cream. I'm sure when I take you on our Thelma and Lousise excersion in NY we'll find a place that has amateur wresling night. Unless, of course, you're not an amateur.
Posted By: fathersson

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/30/03 11:15 PM

Man, Talk about taking the thrill out a thread!

Dam, no wonder you two are slipping down, If you were two men they would say you were thinking with the wrong head!
By the way maybe you two should hit the showers and head stright to the locker room!
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/30/03 11:16 PM

*Whine Alert*

I ALWAYS have Finley...but was I moronic enough to keep him against Willis? Nooooooooo. Cintron homered, Finley tripled....who picked Florida? I would be sweatin' if I were you.

*Whine Alert* over
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/30/03 11:21 PM

Games are good right now, much like watching a bad train wreck...

Brown made a pitching error already and I am looking at 2-0 Philly. What's that Jo Jo? You hate Philly? uh -huh. I hear ya.

I will have to tear myself away soon before the family files a missing persons report on me....
Posted By: Beth E

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/30/03 11:27 PM

At least tonight my ps starts at 8 oclock. I've been having games that didn't start until 10 oclock. So I would literally go into work in the morning, already in a bad mood, to see how rotten I did. But until then, I have the comfort of seeing my offense do absolutely nothing.
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/30/03 11:35 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Don Sicilia:
Guillen probably won't play today, huh??
Fuck!! Anything to get out of a suspension, huh?
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/30/03 11:40 PM

Wednesday

SC 672 Oakland (12) 56 728
FS 669 Seattle (21) 42 711
JJ. 649 Orioles (1) 18 667
LD 616 Dodgers (5) 50 666 <-- the number of The Beast!
BD 595 Florida (30) 46 641
BE 639 Royals (-39) -12 627 (ouch)
DB 595 Orioles (1) 19 614
JG 575 Seattle (21) 37 612
PL 530 Seattle (21) 50 580
OA 531 Oakland (12) 39 570
HH 210 Yankees (31) 52 262
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/30/03 11:51 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Beth E:
we still gotta jello wrestle...
Damn Ticketmaster... been trying to get through for almost an hour!
Posted By: Beth E

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/31/03 12:23 AM

Keep trying Geoff. You don't get offers like that everyday. Or...maybe you do.

Well, Doucheman, I don't want to say I was right about Ponson, hell, yes I will. I was right about Ponson. :p 2-0 and no outs. Glad I fought that urge. That's the 2nd time I ditched a 1st pick ps and it turned out good. Although, I guess I shouldn't count my chickens before they hatch.
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/31/03 01:00 AM


Freakin' Nomar out, too? What a wuss!! And while I'm at it, where's the freakin' offense tonight???
Posted By: Beth E

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/31/03 01:13 AM

Offense? Yeah, they trade Mondesi and then don't play him. Lovely. And Joe, I'm not too fond of your Royals right now.
Posted By: Beth E

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/31/03 01:33 AM

Ok, maybe I should have stuck with Ponson. What are we playing "Negative ps duck, duck, goose" and I'm it? I guess I was due. It's somebody else's turn tomorrow though.
Posted By: Big Daddy Don

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/31/03 02:05 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by La Dolce Vita:
Cintron homered, Finley tripled....who picked Florida? I would be sweatin' if I were you.
Yes I am sweatin' with Florida only getting me 30 points, I should have picked someone like LA and gotten 5. :rolleyes: Whatcha talking about Willis?

So someone splain to me why Polanco is not playing? What is it with this sissy wussy boy - oh he has sore leg so he won't play today. I with JJ5 I hate the Phillies. But I love Willis
Posted By: joltinjoe05

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/31/03 02:05 AM

No Nomah?? Pussy. I've always hated Nomah.

And Jose Cruz Jr. doesn't play? Hate that punk to. His ass will be "cruzing" outta my lineup tomorrow.

Eric Hinske goes 0-5. I hate anybody who can't get a hit off the freaking Devil Rays.

Sorry bout those Royals Bethie. When are they going to show up for the big games?

But Bethie, tell your ace to get his head outta his ass when he plays a slumping team. Orioles pitching staff with -1 points? Good, great, grand, wonderful!

I HATE EVERYTHING!!!
Posted By: joltinjoe05

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/31/03 02:16 AM

I need some Advil
Posted By: Beth E

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/31/03 02:38 AM

Joe, all you gotta do is ask. I will be the first to tell you, "THE ORIOLES HAVE NO PITCHING". Which is why you will never see me pick them. So I guess our lousy scrub teams even each other out. Although I got ROYALLY screwed on my end. I guess I'll take my licks like a man and move on. Advil, hell. I need a 5th of vodka.
Posted By: fathersson

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/31/03 02:46 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by Beth E:
Although I got ROYALLY screwed on my end. I guess I'll take my licks like a man and move on. Advil, hell. I need a 5th of vodka.
Screwed, Blue and almost tattooed
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/31/03 04:34 AM

Man, I am on a slump right now- S-L-U-M-P - slump. My offense can't hit anything. My pitching staff gives up 5 runs a game.

O.K., tomorrow's a new day.
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/31/03 04:35 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by La Dolce Vita:
So what makes a metrosexual man? He's been defined as a straight, sensitive, well-educated, urban dweller who is in touch with his feminine side. He may have a standing appointment for a weekly manicure, and he probably has his hair cared for by a stylist rather than a barber. He loves to shop, he may wear jewelry, and his bathroom counter is most likely filled with male-targeted grooming products, including moisturizers (and perhaps even a little makeup). He may work on his physique at a fitness club (not a gym) and his appearance probably gets him lots of attention -- and he's delighted by every stare...
uh, um, er, uh-oh... except for the makeup....
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/31/03 04:43 AM

Hmm, didn't I see rouge and eyeliner on you last month?
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/31/03 04:48 AM

Randy Who? Oh, Randy Winnnnnnnn!! 17 points so far from this 4.5 million $ guy. Makes me imagine that 17 was for my pitching and 5 was for my left fielder....somehow I feel a bit better that way.
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/31/03 04:50 AM

Pork, how long do you think it took to apply all his red makeup????
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/31/03 04:51 AM

Oh, and I don't have a standing appointment for a weekly manicure, either. I go when i need one--usually every two weeks.

And, no JG, it wasn't eyeliner. It was the remnants of the black eye I got for spending my nights picking fantasy baseball teams when I should be in bed.
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/31/03 04:53 AM

Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/31/03 09:03 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by J Geoff:
Wednesday

[b]BE
639 Royals (-39) -12 627 (ouch)
DB 595 Orioles (1) 19 614
[/b]
Hey Bethie, long time no see! :p

Hey now, this isn't funny... I'm going near basement territory. Did the new issue of Maxim come in yet, plaw? It has Anna Kournikova on the cover!

Packing sucks...

So does this game...

Serenity NOW!
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/31/03 09:47 AM

Packing break!

Thursday

SC 728 Pedro
FS 711 Mariners
JJ 667 Mariners
LD 666 Mariners
BD 641 Pedro
BE 627 A's
DB 614 Pedro
JG 612 Pedro
PL 580 Mariners
OA 570 Pedro
HH 262 Yanks
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/31/03 10:07 AM

What are you doing up, DB? Packing? You talk my morning job. Guess you didn't pack the PC yet.

I'm out of the basement. . Of course everyone knew I was only residing there tempoarily. Figured I'd give everyone a little head start.

But now I'm starting to roll. The sights are now set on JG and 8th place
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/31/03 10:43 AM

My laptop is probably the last thing I pack up, plaw. Gotta have something to do while the movers take my stuff!

We, or at least I, knew you would get out of the basement sooner or later. After all, you were the first half champion and no one can take that away from you! :p

Now where did I hear that from??? It's almost as if it was from rote memory...
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/31/03 11:07 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by Don Sicilia:
you were the first half champion and no one can take that away from you! :p

Nobody. Ever.

Good luck with the move, DB.
Posted By: Beth E

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/31/03 12:17 PM

is right. Buffy, looks like Bad Daddy is about to set his feet soaking ready for ya, and Geofrey babie needs to start puckering up. I make a stand here that I will NEVER pick the Royals again. So I said that about Phillie once too. It figures, on a day when I actually had halfway decent offense. But I find all this maneuvering we're all doing kind of exciting. We all cant' stay in the same positions forever.
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/31/03 02:18 PM

Did Porkchop call me a BEAST?????? ..or did I dream that?

Bethie: So, you are the only one putting all your proverbial eggs in a 1-0 pitcher's basket? Sounds like payback to me. You picked him because of the "Royal" spanking he gave KC a few weeks ago?? You're such a girl...all about getting even!

Lotsa afternoon games. DoucheMan, you should be at work today!! But at least you have movers and you are not U-Haulin' it! Good luck with the move and don't forget those, um, items under your mattress....
Posted By: fathersson

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/31/03 02:55 PM

Hey, It least he didn't call you that other B word. I know it would not be the first time.

Boy, folks around here sure get upstet about getting passed over.

and don't forget those, um, items under your mattress....

Now wouldn't that be funny. I bet you movers have some great stories to tell! I guess ever profession has them and Most Mattresses have seen those things also.


Seems like Bethie is going it alone again! You go Bethie, I just hope they play Guillen tonight!
Posted By: Big Daddy Don

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/31/03 02:56 PM

I feel like the Douche-man. I am moving up on - to the eastside - to a deluxe apartment ....

I said it was time for a change of scenery and now I am wedged in between the 2 (actually 1 1/2)ladies on the board. Although I could get used to it and probably should not complain - I still think I prefer to have both below me - and besides I can't stay here for ever if I am to get my feet kissed. Maybe I'll make a long weekend out of it but sooner or later I'll have to move up. Besides at the rate that Beth is dropping her old nickname will soon be coming back to play.

I understand that PL has been keeping the basement nice and tiddy - even hung a picture of himself with and an accompaning certficiate stating - First Half Fantasy Baseball Champion - And That My Friends Is Something Nobody Can Ever Take Away - And Don't AnyBody FORGET IT!
Posted By: fathersson

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/31/03 03:00 PM

I understand he has it on the wall next to the bookcase with his little league balls and ribbons from his spelling bee's- and certificate for perfect attendence 6 years in a row!
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/31/03 03:08 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by fathersson:
Hey, It least he didn't call you that other B word. I know it would not be the first time.
Baby? No, it would not be the first time he (or others ) have called me that.

Oh, might you be talking about the BAD "b" word? No way. Noone has ever called me that. I am way too nice. Joan Collins I am not. I could however go for a Tom Collins in a few hours...
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/31/03 03:10 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Big Daddy Don:
.. even hung a picture of himself with and an accompaning certficiate stating - First Half Fantasy Baseball Champion - And That My Friends Is Something Nobody Can Ever Take Away - And Don't AnyBody FORGET IT!
Or under his picture:

Maybe he's born with it...maybe it's Maybelline

Posted By: Big Daddy Don

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/31/03 03:15 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by La Dolce Vita:
Or under his picture:

Maybe he's born with it...maybe it's Maybelline

Hey leave PL alone - he called me his honey the other night - I am feeling protective.

Anyway - he is just a man who is secure in his masculinity - why do you 1 1/2 girlz on the board seem to have a problem with that? Ok, so on the weekend he wears pumps and thigh highs - does that really make him a bad person ? He is still the first half champion and nobody can take that away from him. :p
Posted By: Beth E

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/31/03 03:21 PM

Man...I can feel the love here this morning..Is it me, or did Bad Daddy call me 1/2 a girl? I've been called bitch, but never butch. But something tells me he's talking about Geoff.
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/31/03 03:33 PM

No problem here. As long as he doesn't wear MORE makeup than me, have longer hair than me, SMELL better than me (impossible, I know ) or wear more baubles than me. Thigh highs? When those babies come off, there is more than one use for them!

Ok, can we PLEEEAAASE get back to business here?

Too bad Boston is not playing this afternoon, we would probably have a good idea of where everyone was standing by quitting time!
Posted By: fathersson

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/31/03 05:09 PM

BOY, the B words are sure out there today.
Beast, Baby, Bad, Butch, Boston, Business, Bitch, Born Ect, Ect.

Just as long as we don't start making them in caps or in bold type like that other pain in the ass poster does on those others threads with the G's

By the way that other B word I was thinking about before was BALL-BUSTER!
I was sure that he wasn't going to tell you that you were BETTER then he was.

Well, for me it is after 1PM and it is to for me to grab a BEER and maybe watch some BASEBALL!
Posted By: Big Daddy Don

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/31/03 06:16 PM

OK, getting back to business before Daddy Dearest scolds us - I want to say that for those of you who have Barry Bonds today - expect a big day. I had him the last few days, didn't get much for me but because of that and $$ I dropped him. Everytime I drop someone they bust out the next game.
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/31/03 06:35 PM

That was awfully generous of you Bad Daddy....

However, not to sound insensitive or selfish or anything , but I am always wary of hitters with sick family members. See, I don't check the WEATHER, but I DO try to call up and see how the folks are feeling.
Posted By: Big Daddy Don

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/31/03 06:41 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by La Dolce Vita:
I don't check the WEATHER, but I DO try to call up and see how the folks are feeling.
I understand about Bond's father and his operation, but I gotta admit this one was kind of 'out there' I thought Beth wrote it :p . Maybe later I'll practice my new impression I have been working on.
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/31/03 06:46 PM

Perhaps you would like me to talk s-l-o-w-e-r, or maybe you would just prefer to read my lips????

You HEARD me....you know, these guys play with pregnant wives in labor - I have no problem with that. But when a family member is ill - they could not show up just out of the blue. It is all about ME!

I have worked my roster already for tomorrow and quite ironically Bonds is on it. But then again, my roster is always subject to change...

Bad Daddy? Impersonations? Keep your day job
Posted By: Beth E

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/31/03 06:52 PM

Impersonations Bad Daddy? Surely you're not gonna try to do moi? Don't try to think like me. You'll get carpal tunnel syndrome typing all the
Posted By: Big Daddy Don

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/31/03 06:55 PM

Ok since you asked here is my new impression - this is a tough one see if anyone can figure it out. I'll give a hint - kind of from the NFL thread.



You know I'll give my left book to be able to catch a bus with a cat on top. Damn, I spilt my wine again.
Posted By: Beth E

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/31/03 07:03 PM

You are toooooo funny Bad Daddy. Please, do post a paste of copy that this was ever line written.
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/31/03 07:09 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Beth E:
do post a paste of copy that this was ever line written.
Maybe Bethie didn't spill her wine after all?

Posted By: Big Daddy Don

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/31/03 07:15 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by J Geoff:
Maybe Bethie didn't spill her wine after all?
I think she puts her wine in her lunch thermos, right next to the SnackWells.
:p
Posted By: Beth E

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/31/03 07:17 PM

See...Bad Daddy doesn't know me at all. He knows I'd NEVER spill a drop of wine. I'm too much of a cheapo for that. It could be worse. I could come bac with 30 letter, 10 syllable words that noone cares a crap about just to make you all think I'm superior to you and that you should bow down at my feet and worship the ground I walk on.

Now. Try to decipher that all "holier than thou" Bad Daddy. I give you 12 minutes. The clock starts ticking now......
Posted By: Beth E

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/31/03 07:19 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Big Daddy Don:
[quote]Originally posted by J Geoff:
[b] Maybe Bethie didn't spill her wine after all?
I think she puts her wine in her lunch thermos, right next to the SnackWells.
:p [/b][/quote]Snackwells..mmmmmmmmmm. So nice of you to remember. Thermos? That's so junior high. I just bring it in covered in a paper bag like the rest of the whinos. Thermos only carries what, 6 sips? Wouldn't waste my time with it.
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/31/03 07:21 PM

I thought she split her whine?

Dont worry Bethie, I always understand what you say...and I have even heard you speak for real! You are the most southern sounding Baltimorian I know....

But aren't you a bit tough on Bad Daddy? 12 minutes....yikes!

Do you give ALL your men a 12 minute deadline??
Posted By: Beth E

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/31/03 07:27 PM

Yup, that's me. The Southern Belle wannabe from Balti-Bore. I've had people swear I was left on the doorstep by runaway Georgian gypsies. I'm inclined to believe them.

12 minutes Buffy? Yeah, and they had time to finish their snack aftwards too.
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/31/03 07:40 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Beth E:
I've had people swear I was left on the doorstep by runaway Georgian gypsies.
'k Fredo.... :rolleyes:

Snack? Is this like giving the dog a treat after he performs a trick??
Posted By: Beth E

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/31/03 07:42 PM

Fredo? I'm smaaat, not stupid like people think. I'm smaaaaaat.

Treat? Yeah, maybe if they ever performed tricks. I have some good tricks. I know how to make men disappear quickly. I've been doing it for years.
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/31/03 08:01 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Big Daddy Don:
[QUOTE]
He is still the first half champion and nobody can take that away from him. :p
Nobody. Ever.

And BTW, some women appreciate men who are in touch with their fem side. We're sensitivie, we display emotion and compassion, we don't go in for that macho man crap. Lotsa good qualities. Just ask my honey from Philly (No, BD, it's not you). Or ask Bethie.

Of course, some women appreciate a man who wears make-up and thigh highs. Not mine, of course. And yes, LD, they do have many other uses. I know whose wrist to look at to see the rope burns to prove it.
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/31/03 08:08 PM

Oh no worries, , Bethie told me ALLLLLL about you.

Sensitive is fine. Fem side? Don't know about that. I could talk all day about what I like but my game starts in like a half hour.
Posted By: fathersson

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/31/03 08:31 PM

What do you mean YOUR Game!

You mean OUR game!
Posted By: Beth E

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/31/03 09:28 PM

Oakland's looking pretty good so far. They just need to hold out these 3 innings. I better shut up before I jinx it. Watch, I'll probably have no offense today.
Posted By: Beth E

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/31/03 09:34 PM

Plaw has extra nice qualities, just ask his honey. But wait, he's never met BDD has he? You're a pussycat plaw. Now, noone will ever dread you again. Didn't notice any mascara. But then, the restaraunt was kind of dark.
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/31/03 09:55 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Beth E:
Oakland's looking pretty good so far. They just need to hold out these 3 innings. I better shut up before I jinx it.
....and soon thereafter, the Indians score one.

Arent you EVER gonna learn? Never talk during your own game

But since I have a very anemic lead over you, I will
Posted By: Beth E

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/31/03 10:01 PM

Hah! I just noticed that. Never let anyone outside your ps know what you're thinking again. I get it..Just gloat afterwards. Or try what Geoff does and whine while they're losing and maybe things will pick up. Although, that didn't work for me yesterday.
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/31/03 10:06 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Beth E:
Or try what Geoff does ...
Ummm, sure.......if you want to press the "down" button to get to your place. :rolleyes:
Posted By: Big Daddy Don

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/31/03 10:18 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by La Dolce Vita:
Ummm, sure.......if you want to press the "down" button to get to your place. :rolleyes:
It seems you began pressing that down button yourself last weekend, huh. And your co-hort in crime also.

I, of course - in the immortal words of Casey Kasem - am reaching for the stars.
Posted By: Big Daddy Don

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/31/03 10:27 PM

Wow, look how good Seattle is doing now - props to all of you who took them. I really wish I had - I hope they continue pitching a shut out. :p
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/31/03 10:29 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Big Daddy Don:
It seems you began pressing that down button yourself last weekend, huh
In the words of Aerosmith: living it up when I'm going down....

And Casey sends out a long distance dedication from Buffy in NM to BDD in Fantasyville: If I Fall You're Going Down With Me.

Yep, it's country but dont be afraid. Bethie knows this one.
Posted By: Big Daddy Don

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/31/03 10:34 PM

Ha - to show where my mind is - when I first read the song I thought it read "If I Fall You're Going Down ON Me

For a second I thought how much country music has changed - I might have to start listening to it, but than on a re-read I realized my mistake - so it appears that country music still sucks.
Posted By: Beth E

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/31/03 10:35 PM

Bethie knows all those songs, yup. Especially, "Why don't you kiss....kiss this. And I don't mean on my rosy red lips". Going down? I kind of like the 30 points my ps gave me. Although I'm now a day behind cause it just makes up for the misery of yesterday.
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/31/03 10:39 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Big Daddy Don:
Ha - to show where my mind is - when I first read the song I thought it read "If I Fall You're Going Down ON Me


Wow, makes baseball not seem so important now. To hell with winning!

Kind of reminds me of that old Elton John standard - Dont Let Your Son Go Down on Me.

We are SO gonna get admonished for this.....
Posted By: Big Daddy Don

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 07/31/03 11:53 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by La Dolce Vita:
Kind of reminds me of that old Elton John standard - Dont Let Your Son Go Down on Me.

We are SO gonna get admonished for this.....
PL is gonna blow his stake when he sees we have not stayed on business. But if we are gonna get yelled out one more song - how bout the classic "Momma Don't Let Your Babies Grow Up to Blow Cowboys"
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/01/03 12:16 AM

I think I'm gonna have to report the last few hours worth of posts.

What happened to JS's admonition against thread pollution?

Let's get back to business here. I'm sick of Javy Lopez. He was my original catcher on the very first team I picked back in March. Now, i never take him anymore.

Sonuvabitch.
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/01/03 12:22 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by plawrence:
I'm sick of Javy Lopez.
So I guess you missed his 3-run HR in the 1st inning today
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/01/03 12:27 AM

Thursday

FS 711 Mariners (33) 62 773
SC 728 Pedro (6) 29 757
LD 666 Mariners (33) 71 737
JJ 667 Mariners (33) 49 716
BE 627 A's (30) 63 690
BD 641 Pedro (6) 45 686
JG 612 Pedro (6) 55 667
DB 614 Pedro (6) 39 653
PL 580 Mariners (33) 54 634
OA 570 Pedro (6) 36 606
HH 262 Yanks (27) 51 313
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/01/03 12:37 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by J Geoff:
[quote]Originally posted by plawrence:
[b]I'm sick of Javy Lopez.
So I guess you missed his 3-run HR in the 1st inning today [/b][/quote]No, that's what prompted the comment.

I'm going back to the trilogy thread, where I can have intelligent conversation with Turnbull and Alexander Supalov about Hyman Roth and Batista and the $2 million that never made it to the island, and, and.....
Posted By: Big Daddy Don

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/01/03 12:37 AM

Damn, this afternoon I am watching the Oakland game (well the boxscore) and never realizing that I got Jose Guillen and he didn't even play - although according to ESPN he was supposed to start. What a freakin Wussy.

In the immortal words of PL ' Sonuvabitch'

I don't think I fielded a full roster since last week - I hate this stupid game, I might not play anymore.
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/01/03 12:39 AM

Come join me. We can pollute the Hyman Roth-Batista discussion together.
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/01/03 12:43 AM

AGAIN??? :rolleyes:
Quote:
NEWS: July 31
SKINNY: Guillen will make his Oakland debut on Thursday and will immediately become one of the regular outfielders, the San Francisco Chronicle reports.
Those SOB bastids!

Sheesh, good thing I have 42+ offense today... all ready for Pedro to chew away at in a few innings...

And guys, I love those "songs" you've mentioned as much as the next guy/gal, but c'mon... we don't wanna upset PL by being off topic Rated PG-13, remember? :p
Posted By: Big Daddy Don

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/01/03 12:49 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by J Geoff:
but c'mon... we don't wanna upset PL by being off topic Rated PG-13, remember? :p
Geoff - we understand it was getting close for PL to take his break and look at porn - and we know he bounces over here when he is ummm done , so we got it back to business just in time.
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/01/03 12:59 AM

More deadline movement effecting my Yanks... they got rid of Mondesi to AZ yesterday, and now Ventura to Buffy's Dodgers. And NY got A Boone from Cinci. And Bethie's Ponson to San Fran... SC's BoSox get Suppan...

Should make our roster match-ups a bit more interesting... :rolleyes:
Posted By: joltinjoe05

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/01/03 02:16 AM

Ya know, I bet I'd be better at this game if I PICKED GUYS THAT ACTUALLY FUCKING PLAYED!!!

C Ramon Hernandez, Oak Cle 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
2B Eric Young, Mil @NYM 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
LF Cliff Floyd, NYM Mil 1 0 0 0 0 0 0

Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/01/03 03:44 AM

FVCK TODD JONES UP HIS @$$!!!!
Posted By: fathersson

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/01/03 03:52 AM

Just got home, I think I had way to much fun out there! Then I remembered BASEBALL is still on!

Got to Love that Seattle pitching!

Hey folks do you know you can see the moon and so many stars from up here on the top!
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/01/03 03:55 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by fathersson:
do you know you can see the moon and so many stars from up here on the top!
You can see the moons from down here, too
Posted By: fathersson

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/01/03 04:05 AM

Hey, Donald Trump just called and would like to take me to the ball game Friday-

Question is what game, maybe I will have to check what PS I want and enjoy the game in person-

(signing)
I'm Moving on up to the big penthouse in the sky!


Sorry about you REDSOX fans, But I am going to enjoy the top while I can, because I been to the Basement and it was not very nice!
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/01/03 04:11 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by fathersson:
you REDSOX fans
Bite your tongue!! No fan here!! Just a PS to me. I'm glad they lost -- estatic, actually! -- ( sorry, SC ) just mad that I lost 15 points in a heart beat!


<--- Umm, Yankee fans don't root for BoSox unless Pedro is pitching in fantasy ball
Posted By: fathersson

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/01/03 04:14 AM

Yes, that does suck for anyone!

Man, it does feel good to be on top, and the few extra beers tonight didn't hurt!
I better hit the bed - Good night all!
Posted By: fathersson

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/01/03 04:16 AM

Sorry SC was the REDSOX fan- in his name to!
Posted By: joltinjoe05

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/01/03 06:02 AM

Just wanted to point this out to the baseball fans. You vote who you think are the "best players". So far it's Gehrig and Hornsby at 1st and 2nd base, respectivly. Voting is going on now between Brett and Rose for 3rd. Everyone knows that Brett was better. (and he's actually leading it by 20 some)

http://www.sportsline.com/mlb/allstar/alltime-team
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/01/03 08:14 AM

Friday

FS 773 Giants
SC 757 BoSox
LD 737 Giants
JJ 716 Giants
BE 690 Toronto
BD 686 Giants
JG 667 Giants
DB 653 Marlins
PL 634 Royals
OA 606 Royals
HH 313 Guess
Posted By: Beth E

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/01/03 12:19 PM

All I know is there's too many Giants around me. Time for the Reds to get into action. And plaw, brave man for picking the Royals. May they be as good for you as they were for me.
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/01/03 03:24 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Beth E:
...brave man for picking the Royals. May they be as good for you as they were for me.
See, the bottom-dwellers picked KC so they can afford more offense. And Lima is normally a good pick. I guess they're hoping his groin is okay; guess we'll see:

NEWS: July 31
SKINNY: Lima (groin) said he won't be 100 percent but will start Friday night against Joe Kennedy and your Tampa Bay Devil Rays.
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/01/03 04:05 PM

Boy, all that work to claw my way back up, inch by inch, and I barely have time to take a breather and what do you know....the weekend is here.



And what's worse is my weekend is another out-of-towner. I leave this afternoon and am not back 'till Sunday afternoon.

I'm crossing my fingers, throwing salt over my shoulder, stroking the blarney stone that I don't fall too far. Or fall at all, that would be nice!
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/01/03 04:47 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by J Geoff:
Anyone interested in joining me in this year's [b]ESPN Baseball Challenge ? If there are a few, I would like to start a group we all could join together.

I've been playing BBC since 1997 and it's great. All you gotta do is pick a player for each position, plus a pitching staff. You accumulate points if your chosen players do well.

[/b]
Oh how I long for those days of innocence.

I love the part where JG says "It's great...All you gotta do is...... :rolleyes:

Ha.
Posted By: Big Daddy Don

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/01/03 04:48 PM

A grand slam in extra innings agains my PS - could it hurt anymore ??

Anyway I too will be away but for a week on vacation. I would like to say that I will miss each and every one of you and will think of you all daily - but that would be a lie so I can't. But the other day I found out the place we are staying doesn't have a live phone jack I'll have my laptop but no connection - but I will take my wireless modem and hope for a signal. If not I can see myself driving around until I get a signal - make my changes and head back. :rolleyes: I can't believe that - stupid game - see what it has done to me. But if that is the case, I will miss all the intellectual talks that go on in this thread each day - from the daily whines, to the constant threats - to PL trying to restore order while viewing porn - how will I manage? :p Of course if I can get a signal I should be able to peek in and chat some. So you kids all behave yourself while I am gone. I know Daddy Dearest will be keeping all in line though.
Posted By: Beth E

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/01/03 04:49 PM

Ok plaw, you got me. Any reason for your posts???
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/01/03 04:54 PM

I'll miss you, Bad Daddy! YOU figure out if I am lying like you or not.....

Remember, it is just a game. Don't worry about baseball. Have a FUN vacation. Stock up on the "me" time. Give the laptop a rest. Look at what time away did for Douche Bigalow . The game - AND US - will all be here when you get back. You can always make your way back up the ranks, you know

Hey! Send me a shotglass? I promise to cherish it forever!
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/01/03 04:55 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by J Geoff:

Once you have your "dream team", within budget, you can just leave it like that and not make any changes until the end of the game. That's the easy way, and there are many players I leave all season unless they get hurt.

There's a caveat: Every Monday (probaby not tomorrow though), the players values change. If they did well the past week, their price goes up, and if they didn't poorly, it goes down. It can also stay the same.

If you choose players every single day, after a week you'll likely lose money on the best players. I tend to pick a "great" player and leave him there until he gets hurt, even if he's not playing on a particular day. That way, you can keep him at the cheapest price.

Basically, you can spend as much or as little time as you want playing...
Strategy tips from JG
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/01/03 05:03 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by J Geoff:

I tend to pick a "great" player and leave him there until he gets hurt
When did this ever happen?

Oh, you mean like that D-Ray yesterday??
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/01/03 05:03 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by plawrence:
Strategy tips from JG
Jeez, you're a broken record, aren't ya? :p

It sure works for HH, who is #4 for the week without changing a damn thing. And going on vacation, without access, what ELSE can you do but build a solid team with a decent PS and hope for the best?

The part that says "you can play as little or as much as you want" is true. I won't repeat my retraction again on that "strategy" though... :p



:p
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/01/03 05:11 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by La Dolce Vita:
[quote]Originally posted by J Geoff:
[b]
I tend to pick a "great" player and leave him there until he gets hurt
When did this ever happen?[/b][/quote]In the past... :rolleyes: ...I would, say, have Soriano at the start of the season for like $4m and he'd stay there. Last year, he ended up being great, and it was worth the once-a-week offday to keep him at that price. He ended up being like $7 or something. Guys like that. Like, COREY PATTERSON that PL had the entire time, thru thick and thin, until he got hurt. :p (Hell, PL even stuck with him a couple days after that )

"In the past..." meaning, until near the end of the last half And gee, see how it's working for me now, doing it the "right" way? :rolleyes:
Posted By: Big Daddy Don

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/01/03 05:24 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by La Dolce Vita:
I'll miss you, Bad Daddy! YOU figure out if I am lying like you or not.....

Hey! Send me a shotglass? I promise to cherish it forever!
Yes I am sure I will be missed :rolleyes: you see it only as a opportunity to gain more ground.

Regarding sending you a shotglass, I'll bring when it is time for you to kiss my feet which would have been a lot sooner if not for an 11th inning grandslam. Anyway you're a bit late in your request - my first present has to be for PL - I mean he did call me his honey the other day, I have to get him something.
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/01/03 05:30 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Big Daddy Don:
my first present has to be for PL - I mean he did call me his honey the other day, I have to get him something.
= Tramp.
Posted By: fathersson

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/02/03 04:55 AM

Not much to talk about tonight.
No one set the world on fire. No one ran away with anything and not much movement!

Oh well, there is always tomorrow!
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/02/03 05:30 AM

Friday

FS 773 Giants (13) 32 805
SC 757 BoSox (8) 38 795
LD 737 Giants (13) 40 777
JJ 716 Giants (13) 38 754
BD 686 Giants (13) 40 726
BE 690 Toronto (11) 30 720
DB 653 Marlins (27) 46 699
JG 667 Giants (13) 29 696
PL 634 Royals (-13) 6 640
OA 606 Royals (-13) 6 612
HH 313 Guess (25) 42 355
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/02/03 11:18 AM

Saturday (d-h ps totals reported incorrectly last night. Math may be a bit off; see latest boxscore)

LD 777 Phils (23) 82 859
FS 805 SF (6) 27 832
BD 726 Mont (35) 77 803
SC 795 Bost (-20) 3 798
BE 720 Phils (23) 77 792
JJ. 754 SF (6) 31 785
DB 699 Mont (35) 74 773
JG 696 Phils (23) 73 769
PL 640 Mont (35) 84 724
OA 612 Oak (4) 36 648
HH 355 Yanks (12) 52 407
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/02/03 11:24 AM

I could have driven JG nuts for about 2 minutes by asking "What doubleheader?" or

I could have said "I knew about the doubleheader, but the weather forecast is too iffy" or

I could tell the truth, and say, "I forget all about the damn thing"


Well, the weather forecast is a little ify....
Posted By: fathersson

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/02/03 11:56 AM

Most of the time double heads blow anyway,watch them get double negative numbers or break even at best! Rain is always a must on double header days and it is Saturday, you know how you work all week and then it rains on the weekends!
Good to see that the three of them talked it over and all went the same way!

Good Luck to all, Have a great weekend. I plan on one!
Here is looking down on you all, For now anyway!
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/02/03 12:07 PM

Actually, you're not too far off the mark, FS.

There have been several doubleheaders already, and a few of them worked out really poorly for one team or another.

Still, it's hard to fight off that plus 54 you start off with on a pitching staff.

I'm not part of the "Fantasy League Three" conspiracy, but I would have definitely had the Phils PS today, plus at least a few offensive players.

I just forgot.
Posted By: Beth E

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/02/03 12:15 PM

What a lousy day yesterday. Noone's ps really did anything earth shattering. Maybe we should have taken the Orioles. :rolleyes: Time for me to do an impersonation:

I'm starting to hate this game.

I saw the weather too, but I'be been not picking offense because of the weather, and by God, they've played anyway. It poured down rain here yesterday, and the game still went on, so you can never tell. I went out to dinner with my sisters last night and she was parked in the parking lot at Camden Yards. Walking past the crowds of people at the stadium I saw maybe one person with an Orioles jersey. Everyone else had Red Sox jerseys on. This world is messed up!
Posted By: fathersson

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/02/03 12:37 PM

Sure no one wants to admit that they are for Baltimore-

Pl Sure there is a chance for good numbers, and taking that chance is always a smart move, But like Tessio the smart move isn't always the best move. Only time will tell. I would not have picked it if they were playing a single game, so I factor that in when looking at the double header.

But then again, I wasn't to happy with any of the matchups, so I just left my team stand.

If it is one thing we have learned- Anyone team can beat another on any day.
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/02/03 12:44 PM

I don't know, FS. I'd rather have 8 ABs of Jim Thome at home against two mediocre righthanders, than 4 ABs of Jeff Connine.
Posted By: fathersson

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/02/03 12:55 PM

so true, so true

I see the threesome have loaded all there eggs in one basket with players too. Maybe I should have looked at it some more. Truth is I was so beat from a long day and a few extra beers the last couple of nights made me lazy.

I think that happens when you are on top- and thats is why you don't stay on top for long in real life if you don't watch out each and every day-

But what the heck, this is not real life and I do have a real life so- mistakes may be made! Oh no I just got work they have let me go from my team, I'm out of a job, Now I have to find another Team!
Posted By: Big Daddy Don

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/02/03 02:17 PM



Regarding the pic above of PL - my guess he is thinking;

Damn! A doubleheader and I missed it, I need to cut down on my porn time and pay more attention to this stupid game.
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/02/03 03:21 PM

I sure would be more comfortable with my picks if the weather looked better -- this can get really ugly. Not to mention the second Philly SP -- if they even get 2 games in I think I'm gonna be sick now, 6 hrs before the first game!
Posted By: fathersson

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/02/03 04:50 PM

How is it that you THREE only took Phillies?

Is there a hole Lot of ass kissing going om here? or is e-mail part of he game too?

I sure hope the girls aren't using you!
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/02/03 05:18 PM

The girls using me?? Um, no. I wouldn't be losing to them if they were! And surely I wouldn't be losing to them if they were helping me, either! Egads, that would NEVER happen!!!! I plan on crushing both of them There is no collaberation, trust me!! Just an unexplainable coincidence. My picks today are likely to backfire anyway
Posted By: fathersson

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/02/03 08:48 PM

Sure, Sure well it was nice being on the top of the world for a while anyway. Nice to see how the other half lives! Good luck with your double header! and the two ladies!
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/03/03 04:18 AM

Damn, some big scores tonight! Guess the d-h didn't mean much after all. Dammit, all that stress for nothin'!
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/03/03 04:26 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by plawrence:
I'd rather have 8 ABs of Jim Thome at home against two mediocre righthanders, than 4 ABs of Jeff Connine.
Thome 0-6, 3 BB, 1 RBI = 4 pts
Conine 3-5, 3 Runs = 6 pts



I didn't have Thome cuz he was noted as questionable today. I should've taken him. Damn Klesko went 0-5 with a BB
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/03/03 10:06 AM

Sunday

LD 859 SF (19) 49 908
FS 832 Phil (6) 24 856
BD 803 Mont (28) 49 852
SC 798 Bost (13) 42 840
BE 792 Yanks (24) 46 838
JJ. 785 SF (19) 53 838
DB 773 Fla (16) 41 814
JG 769 Fla (16) 42 811
PL 724 Mont (28) 61 785
OA 648 Atl (12) 23 671
HH 407 Yanks (24) 41 448
Posted By: Beth E

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/03/03 11:58 AM

Ok, plaw posted points correct. According to the results yesterday Geoff had my total points at 800 and me in 4th place. I thought I was going crazy.

And also, I have the Yankmes today, not Boston.
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/03/03 12:36 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Beth E:
I have the Yankmes today, not Boston.
Correction made.
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/03/03 02:33 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Beth E:
Ok, plaw posted points correct.
The late-night totals are unofficial; they sometimes change after being verified. Sorry for the false hope! Apparently the Phill's PS dropped 3 pts overnight...
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/03/03 02:45 PM

NASTY PS choices tomorrow... See, another reason to hate Mondays. Not only are there often only like 4 shitty games, you're stuck w/ those shitty players as the values go up!
Posted By: fathersson

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/03/03 03:05 PM

oh, stop your whinning, You scored big last night, you can afford to spend alittle!

Frig it, I'm heading to the lake for some fun.
Baseball can wait. I have been to the mountain top as they say and I'm feeling like I want to enjoy the day!
Posted By: Beth E

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/03/03 03:09 PM

Nasty ps isn't the word. Try non existant. And chance of Tstorms for most of them. Hell, at this point I'd risk taking a 0 then all the negatives that have been going around.
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/03/03 03:40 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by J Geoff:
NASTY PS choices tomorrow...
I'm almost wondering if it would pay to pick the pitcher I like for Tuesday, lock him in at what will probably be the lower price today, and go with a guaranteed "zero" tomorrow instead of risking minus points with these choices.
Posted By: SC

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/04/03 12:34 AM

(peeking in from between moving boxes)

Man, am I glad I wasn't around here to have to read about the BoSox.
Posted By: Beth E

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/04/03 12:51 AM

(peeka boo, I see you). What is this moving week? Did you and Doucheman synchronize your watches?

Bosox didn't do too bad. Could have been a lot worse. We've all taken our hits this week. We won't make fun of you if you don't make fun of us.
Posted By: fathersson

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/04/03 01:15 AM

Don't worry SC, I know I've paid the big price for staying out late and not working my team like I should, So what! there is life besides this.

Hope both of you guys had an easy move and are in better places then you left.

Monday suck anyway with a small amount of shit games and values changing! At least I don't have anything major like some of you, Yes I'm talking about that nasty four letter word WORK!
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/04/03 10:38 AM

Monday, Monday

LD 49 908 W Sox
FS 24 856 W Sox
BD 46 849 Toro
SC 42 840 Toro
JJ. 53 838 Balt
BE 43 835 W Sox
DB 41 814 Toro
JG 42 811 W Sox
PL 58 782 TB
OA 23 671 KC
HH 38 445 --
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/04/03 01:20 PM

Hey Everyone... I'm back!

Man, am I glad just to get back to work. I'm not actually moved into my new condo yet. I had to move my things into storage, while the construction finishes. I didn't want to impose on any of my friends, so I decided to stay with my brother and his wife in a Chicago suburb. My commute goes from 15 minutes each day to two hours!

Anyway, other than moving on Thursday, I actually had a cousin fly in from the Philippines and I played host for the weekend. This explains why I haven't been able to post on here (but it hasn't kept me from at least changing my fantasy team! ) We went to the Cubbies/D-backs 3 hour rain-delayed game. If any of you were wondering, we didn't stay the whole time. We waited for a little over an hour, decided to leave for dinner and when we were walking back to the train to go home, we heard a loud "Let's Play Ball!"

Anyway, I'll be camping out at my brothers for the next few days/weeks and he doesn't have a DSL or any high-speed internet access. Dial-up is so s-l-o-w. Hopefully, nothing happens after I leave work so I won't have to change my team.

O.K., that's it for my update. I've read through the three pages or so that I missed. Pretty stimulating conversations you guys got going on here... :p

Oh yea, Bad Daddy, have a nice vacation!
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/04/03 02:23 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Don Sicilia:
Hey Everyone... I'm back!
Hey Everyone...I'm back!

Oh wait. Anyway.....

Not around before to gloat about being in first where I belong. So I will do it now .

DB - welcome back. Cubbies and D-Backs? Right up my alley, however rain is not. Rain depresses THIS sunshine girl.

I'd tell y'all about my weekend, but I'd have to kill each and everyone of you.

What else is depressing? Probably NOONE is visibly excited by today's picks but to make matters worse - THREE games only today, all later tonight.

Might make for a very quiet day.
Posted By: fathersson

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/04/03 02:45 PM

Yes, all hail to the new leader!
Nothing really changed much except your big jump and things have gotten a little closer in spots!

Both Bethie and Pl decided not to take Zero and save some money and not risk negative numbers I see. Do you think they were trying to pull the wool over our eyes by posting that

I myself kept a few players and will take the middle ground and saved a few bucks. Big Daddy did the same.Many values did go up.

Can we really feel that HH is really playing since he doesn't ever change a thing? I guess it is his right and his own system. Or does it just show us that keeping one team will produce just so much.

By the way F the Phillies!
Posted By: Beth E

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/04/03 02:48 PM

Bethie decided take a Zero? Explain yourself Steve13031. You've lost me. What the fuck do I know....
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/04/03 02:59 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by fathersson:
Both Bethie and Pl decided not to take Zero
Bethie: I don't want to sound like Bad Daddy here in his absence, but there you go again. There is the word "not" in that sentence...

Taking a PS that is not playing today to get the "for sure" zero instead of negative points is ridiculous.

Where is the risk taking in that? Isn't that what this game is all about?

No risk, no rush, no fun.
Posted By: fathersson

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/04/03 03:00 PM

Nasty ps isn't the word. Try non existant. And chance of Tstorms for most of them. Hell, at this point I'd risk taking a 0 then all the negatives that have been going around.

Wasn't that you who posted that?
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/04/03 03:14 PM

No not me. How can you mistake a with a hot girl in a bikini?

A sure zero would be comforting if you really thought you were gonna crash and burn badly. But then how boring would that be? Besides a rainout = zero. What's the difference?

I've crashed and burned worse than anybody at times. You just have to learn the art of landing on your feet and never giving up.

Whining makes me feel better at those times, too.
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/04/03 03:18 PM

Well, I just picked my team for tomorrow. I think I cost my team a lot of salary points by playing a lot of players for the three games today rather than choosing players whose values were going to go up.

In any case, you can't advance if you get a zero! No guts, no glory, right Buffy?!
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/04/03 03:30 PM

No guts, no glory. Yeppers DB...words to live by in more than just fantasy baseball.

More words I live by. Live for Today. I completely understand the importance and strategy of building a team and using the salaries to your advantage by picking a player and sticking with him.

But I so don't do that. Live for Today...meaning who within my 50 million dollar contraints is gonna perform for me TODAY. We're talking being intuitive, almost psychic in picking the scrub who will have a big day. Hey, I never said I was GOOD at it!

As with MOST everything in life, there is no hard or fast rule, nor a right or wrong way to do it. Like craps, it is a roll of the dice. Like poker, it's a flip of the cards.

And knowing not to put a scrub like Grudzelaniek on your roster for AT LEAST another month!
Posted By: fathersson

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/04/03 03:30 PM

No Buffy I was posting to Bethie. She seem angry for some time now?

DS those prices really did seem to jump some!
That is why I went with most who are playing and kept three of the ones I wanted, who I thought may of jumped. Tuff choice on another Monday.

Can almost be as bad as missing that Double Header and missing out on a chance for those BIG points! Oh well!
Posted By: fathersson

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/04/03 03:37 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by La Dolce Vita:
Like craps, it is a roll of the dice. Like poker, it's a flip of the cards.

Yes, but when I gamble I can feel if my dice or cards are running hot or cold!

A game isn't as much fun without a bet! So no easy pass for me either.

I will tell you that there is a big difference at sitting at the $5.00 table and sitting at the $100-%500 table. Or sitting at the quarter poker game then the $20-$40 dollar game. You don't just ride thur the hands and throw money in! That is unless you are Bill Gates!
Posted By: Beth E

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/04/03 03:39 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by fathersson:
Nasty ps isn't the word. Try non existant. And chance of Tstorms for most of them. Hell, at this point I'd risk taking a 0 then all the negatives that have been going around.

Wasn't that you who posted that?
I know what I POSTED Cam, no need for the remind. You said I TOOK a zero today. My teams are playing, so how is that possible.

Well, this has been a ride, but tired of playing with phonies. You all have a swell time.

CYA!
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/04/03 03:41 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by La Dolce Vita:
But I so don't do that. Live for Today...meaning who within my 50 million dollar contraints is gonna perform for me TODAY. We're talking being intuitive, almost psychic in picking the scrub who will have a big day.
In my best Yoda voice, "Used the force, you have, Master Jedi Buffy!" :p Yep, the Bad Daddy School of Impersonations is coming in really handy!

Yea, I agree with all you have said. Some other words of wisdom:

- Don't spit into the wind.
- Look both ways before you cross the street.
- Don't laugh at charging elephant with a wine-drinking monkey on its back. (Bethie inspired :p )

FS, the players I had the most heartburn giving up were Jose Guillen and Javy Lopez. I knew they would go up the maximum, but still, I needed to do something to get away from that smell coming from the basement... What did you do down there, plaw?! :p
Posted By: fathersson

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/04/03 03:45 PM

MY POST READ:

Both Bethie and Pl decided not to take Zero and save some money and not risk negative numbers.

THe Word Is Not
Posted By: fathersson

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/04/03 04:34 PM

Bethie, I hope you got my mail!
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/04/03 05:59 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Don Sicilia:
.... but still, I needed to do something to get away from that smell coming from the basement... What did you do down there, plaw?!
I find it a bit interesting that 3 of the people who were top 4 last half (and NOONE can take that away from us, EVER!) are now setting up basement housekeeping. Believe me, I feel an incredible pull trying to suck me in down there. Who said earlier misery loves company?
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/04/03 06:34 PM

I don't know about Plaw or Pork, but I'm still trying to recover from the healthy doses of the Bethie curse that I've been getting these first two weeks. Rest assured though, I will get back to the Penthouse eventually.

FS, I hope you aren't using my pillow! :p

And yes, Buffy, that sound you hear is the vacuum that's trying to pull you down with the rest of us. I hope you don't mind!
Posted By: fathersson

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/04/03 06:57 PM

No I will not use you pillow, but I think someone's cat may have taken it over. It sure looks like cat hair all over it.

Folks make sure you clean up after yourselves before you leave!

I have been lucky and have been to the mountain top. This is good and it smells so much cleaner. Could it be less bullshit flowing down hill? Or is all the trash talk is in the lower level apartments?

I bet most will have their shot at the top sooner or later, some of you had it the first half so I don't want to hear any pissing or moaning! Unless you are having sex that is!

I will tell you that it doesn't take much to get you to or from the top, just one bad night or one miss doubleheader or rainout!
Posted By: fathersson

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/04/03 07:05 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by La Dolce Vita:
Believe me, I feel an incredible pull trying to suck me in down there. Who said earlier misery loves company? [/QB][/QUOTE]

Don't worry that is me just cleaning up the place just below you. That hoover has some power, they say it can pull the panties right off a person if you hold it to the ceiling just right- Opps the secret is out!

Who the hells cat is this anyway?
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/04/03 07:12 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by fathersson:
No I will not use you pillow, but I think someone's cat may have taken it over. It sure looks like cat hair all over it.
See, another reason to hate cats!
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/04/03 07:29 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by fathersson:
pissing or moaning! Unless you are having sex that is!
FS is into golden showers, huh?
Posted By: fathersson

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/04/03 07:35 PM

Only if I was from Jersey!

Then again, I guess you should Never say Never! If she was that hot who knows what I would do if she asked! Moaning may get her everything!
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/04/03 07:55 PM

Dang, you guys! What this game does to people....makes you CRAZY! Do I remember JG mentioning something about PG-13?

Brought to you by Curse of Pork: Fantasy Baseball - Uncut.

DoucheMan: You're gonna hit a nerve with SC - he loves cats and is probably no stranger to a little cat hair here and there....

also DB, very interesting that you REMEMBER how you came up with your PS pick today. I don't know how the hell I came up with White Sox ...I know it was a process of elimination of SOME kind. Twisted logic in reverse and upside down & spinning, no doubt!
Posted By: fathersson

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/04/03 08:17 PM

Who are we shiting- it was the first PS you came to that was playing!
Posted By: Big Daddy Don

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/04/03 09:02 PM

Howdy everyone Hope all are behaving themselves, have only had the chance to look through a few of the posts here but looks to be a crazy day. Where is PL to keep you guys (and gals) in line. So there is no phone line but my wireless modem works - isn't technology grand. Would love to stay and chat with you all - (not really ) but trying to be nice.

Seems like DB is back - hope nothing got broke in the move - and I hope a lot happens at night when you are unable to make changes - I know it is cheap but it is all about winning and I am a pretty shallow person, but at least I am honest. But I do hope all goes or went well with the move.

And what did SC move also? If so hope that went well for you also - gee everyone is moving on up now.

And thank god Buffy did well over the weekend or we would have had to listen to the whining of how she was away and the weekend is her crash and burn - blah, blah, blah, blah blah. :p

So my observations at the beach - it didn't take me long to remember all I love about the beach - PL discussed this when he was away. But also to remember what I don't like about the beach. For example men should not really wear speedo bathing suits - ok I look good in one, but that is for private shows only but why do men over the age of 60 feel compelled to wear them And also woman who are over the age of 50 or over the 200lb mark should not wear 'bikini's ' also

Ok sorry to take this off of business - I will try and get you back on track - if you have the Phils and they need to bring in the bullpen - it is over.

Allright time for a drink and back to vacation.
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/04/03 09:14 PM

Was Bad Daddy gone? Did he go somewhere? Hmmm, I didn't notice.



Teach him to talk smack to me. Crash and burn, indeed. Whining - scoff....

Btw, I look killer in a bikini. But gosh, I was never invited to the beach this week. Some people have some nerve.
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/04/03 10:58 PM

Bad Daddy, it sounds like you are having a fun time on vacation. Now don't forget to send post cards to your "honey" in New York/New Jersey.
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/04/03 11:07 PM

Too funny, DB!!

I'm surprised Bad Daddy didn't make the most of THIS impression of someone we all know and love on this thread

Did I mention I led Week 17??
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/04/03 11:15 PM

Hmmm... so who won Week 17???

Congrats Buffy on your Week 17 win. I'm glad you waited until the week was over before you congratulated yourself! :p

In other news... Do I regret not going with my first choice, Baltimore? Not yet... 1 - 0 Twins after the top of the 1st inning...
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/05/03 12:36 AM



I freakin' knew it!! Last night: "Should I keep Javy tho he's not playing, and keep him at the lower value, or should I put in a catcher who's playing?" (repeat that 10 times, then:) "Ahh, I better maximize my points with this roster I have... I'll worry about Javy tomorrow..."

Fuckin'-A!!! I pick Greg Myers and the biotch doesn't even play today?!!? :rolleyes:

Posted By: fathersson

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/05/03 12:59 AM

I was lucky I kept Javy Lopez and Jose Gullin and was glad I did. Those vaules almost all shot up for anyone good! I will find it hard to get back some players who are all gone up +2 or +3 each, unless you start getting less and less PS.
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/05/03 02:50 AM

That, FS, is what the game is all about. :rolleyes:

Soon we'll be separating the men (and women) from the boys (and girls).

As a matter of fact, I believe it's happening already. :p
Posted By: fathersson

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/05/03 03:50 AM

LOOK OUT!

Coming Down- !

I hope tomorrow I do better then another sucky Monday!

I hope saving some players was worth losing several points tonight. 2.6 millions saved today by keeping my people. I need a better week comng up to get back on track.

But for me if it isn't a gamble it isn't fun!

Just like a gambler, I've been up and I've been down! Up is always better, but there is always tomorrow
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/05/03 04:00 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by Big Daddy Don:

...woman who are over the age of 50 or over the 200lb mark should not wear 'bikini's '
Over 200 lbs, without a doubt. They should be required to wear the suits with the little skirts.

Over 50? Not necessarily.
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/05/03 04:12 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by plawrence:


Over 50? Not necessarily.
I'm sure BDD was talking about women, but I am sure you look WONDERFUL in a bikini :p

Congrats on your good night, . A surreal night indeed, my game was like watching a train wreck!

And to think I was RELIEVED to have 36 points in offense. I was never so happy to see 13. At least it was a POSITIVE number!!!!
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/05/03 04:21 AM

Yes, he was talking about women. And so was I. Altho with a mere 160 lbs rather well distributed over my 5 foot 11 inch frame, I will confess that should I choose to wear one, I wouldn't exactly send the women running in the other direction.

I'm a metrosexual, remember.

And thanks for the congrats. As you may have noticed, I believe I've won the last 3 days, and am now closing in on your derierre (sp?)
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/05/03 04:30 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by plawrence:
...and am now closing in on your derierre (sp?)
Gosh, you say that like it's a bad thing....

Yes, while I agree you ARE coming out of your slump a bit, even at this rate, it will be a while till you can make out my - so until then I am honing my sprinting skills....
Posted By: joltinjoe05

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/05/03 04:31 AM

Will someone who's not as lazy as me firgure out the new scores???

I think I'm in 2nd
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/05/03 04:43 AM

I won't post "unofficial" results due to my "fuzzy math" but you betcha I crunched some numbers tonight...

Jo Jo - you are in 2nd with 880 points. The 2nd place person dropped to 6th.

Congrats.

No, scratch that.

You are a mere 41 points or so behind me.
Posted By: joltinjoe05

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/05/03 04:53 AM

Ya better hope yas gots Jesse Owens legs, cause I just a jumped on my ol' Seabiscuit here and wes aimings to be on top of that their heap come the end of dis here week.
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/05/03 05:05 AM

Monday, Monday

LD 908 W Sox (-23) 13 921
JJ. 838 Balt (19) 42 880
SC 840 Toro (-10) 29 869
BD 849 Toro (-10) 08 857
DB 814 Toro (-10) 29 843
FS 856 W Sox (-23) -14 842
PL 782 TB (28) 55 837
BE 835 W Sox (-23) ?? 812+ (Umm... hello?)
JG 811 W Sox (-23) -3 808
OA 671 KC (-8) 15 686
HH 445 -- (00) 03 448
Posted By: joltinjoe05

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/05/03 05:10 AM

J Geoff, you're my hero.
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/05/03 05:14 AM


Here I come to save the daaaaayyyy!!!!!


Ugh... well, tomorrow's another day... OH, and... %$#@ %$@@#$ &^%$#^&$@%& &%$#&$@#%&@$%&!!!!
Posted By: joltinjoe05

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/05/03 05:22 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by J Geoff:

Here I come to save the daaaaayyyy!!!!!

Awesome. I was thinking more "Ferris Buehller" than Mighty Mouse
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/05/03 09:48 AM

Today is TUESDAY, you know what that means...

LD 921 Dodgers
JJ. 880 BoSox
SC 869 Giants
BD 857 Mariners
DB 843 Cubbies
FS 842 San Fran
PL 835 San Fran
BE 812 ???
JG 808 San Fran
OA 686 Oakland
HH 448 Yankees

Umm, Bethie...? Hello??
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/05/03 12:59 PM

Where'd Bethie go??? Maybe she's having computer problems like Bad Daddy when he disappeared for a couple of days...
Posted By: fathersson

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/05/03 01:51 PM

See I'm back home from a wonderful trip up top. Sure was nice up there.

Sure was Black Monday for me! Oh Well Today is another day. I still just hope my team does well with the players I have. I have to figure who put the curse on the Whitesoxs last night.
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/05/03 02:58 PM

I feel an overwhelming concensus from you all - no love for the Dodgers.

I was really hoping with some new blood pumped in, and with Brown's extra day of rest, maybe I could have a good night?

Funny, we have to wait like 12 hours+ to even gauge movement!
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/05/03 03:03 PM

So Buffy, 3 of the top 4 (Pork, Plaw, and I) from the first half are finally making our upward climb back to penthouse to join you up top... Oh wait, check that... Plaw and I are making the upward climb! Pork is still cleaning up down there in the basement! :p

I can tell Plaw and FS are getting a sense of it (based on earlier posts)... Strategy is coming more into play- especially after that wild Monday (spoken like someone who had more than 20 points!)
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/05/03 03:12 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Don Sicilia:
I can tell Plaw and FS are getting a sense of it (based on earlier posts)...
I've been trying to help the guy with strategy tips and all. He just isn't interested in my sage advice. :rolleyes:
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/05/03 03:32 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by plawrence:
I've been trying to help the guy with strategy tips and all. He just isn't interested in my sage advice. :rolleyes:
And who wouldn't want to take advice from the GBB Fantasy Baseball First Half Champion... a championship which no one can take away from him Ever. Period. :p
Posted By: fathersson

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/05/03 03:35 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Don Sicilia:
So Buffy, 3 of the top 4 (Pork, Plaw, and I) from the first half are finally making our upward climb back to penthouse to join you up top...
Dam, how much room do you think is up there?

There is only room for one person per floor! and there isn't 25 points between most of us!

One good day and you are up, one bad and you are down. Just like the stock market!

Gee Buffy- I was in 1st and then 2nd for a few days, Now I am just "THAT GUY" who was second- how COLD! Hey, the pressure is less down here!
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/05/03 04:00 PM

Anyone else look at tomorrow?

Main Entry: smor·gas·bord
Pronunciation: 'smor-g&s-"bOrd, -"bord
Function: noun
Etymology: Swedish smörgåsbord, from smörgås open sandwich + bord table
Date: 1893
2 : a heterogeneous mixture : Mélange

After months of playing, you see everyone has their favorites. Many of them are playing Wednesday:

Schilling, Dontrelle, Pedro, Hudson, Piniero, Halladay, Wells, Colon, Maddux, Wood (a favorite around here for sure!) .....

Good luck with the picks, guys!
Posted By: Big Daddy Don

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/05/03 05:28 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by La Dolce Vita:
Schilling, Dontrelle, Pedro, Hudson, Piniero, Halladay, Wells, Colon, Maddux, Wood (a favorite around here for sure!) .....
My guess is if I get to the beach tomorrow, I'll have Wood tomorrow - regardless of who I pick.

So howdy boys and girls, I see I droppped in the rankings, glad Monday is over. You kids all behave yourselves while I am gone - ok. I am sure PL will keep everyone in line though. It's a rainy day here - but still enough to do - so I gots to go do it.
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/05/03 06:42 PM

Not the first smorgasboard of the season. With a 5 day rotation we saw a similar somrgasboard five days ago and can expect to see another smorgasboard five days from now.

Swedish meatballs, anyone?
Posted By: OleificioAndreassi

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/05/03 10:35 PM

I fucking suck
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/05/03 10:41 PM

Tell us how you really feel OA! No sugar coating this time! :p

Don't worry about it- we all get into slumps every now and then...
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/05/03 11:33 PM

We don't hear rom you all season.

We eagerly await your comments, your observations, your pearls of wisdom, your trash talk.

You, the Olive Oil King, the Genco Pura if you will, of our fantasy league.

And finally, you post. And this is what we get?

Quote:
Originally posted by OleificioAndreassi:
I fucking suck
Posted By: fathersson

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/05/03 11:37 PM

reverse trash talking at its best!
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/05/03 11:50 PM

Shit, anyone have Jeter tonight? 2 HRs in two innings... :rolleyes:
Posted By: fathersson

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/06/03 12:55 AM

Big Daddy, did I think, I saw him with Jeter.
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/06/03 01:16 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by fathersson:

I saw him with Jeter.
Where? On the beach? You sure you're not getting Big Daddy mixed up with Mariah Carey?

I know they both look good in a bikini, but still....
Posted By: OleificioAndreassi

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/06/03 01:53 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by plawrence:
We don't hear rom you all season.

We eagerly await your comments, your observations, your pearls of wisdom, your trash talk.

You, the Olive Oil King, the Genco Pura if you will, of our fantasy league.

And finally, you post. And this is what we get?

[quote]Originally posted by OleificioAndreassi:
[b] I fucking suck
[/b][/quote]not much trash i can talk in the cellar

actually i left for florida last monday I think i was like 75% or something -- i didnt change my roster for a few days untill I found a computer I could use in my hotel but I was rushed & every pitching staf I picked shit the bed-- so now back in the friendly confines of the "Burgh" and im sittin pretty at like 30%.

I fuckin suck
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/06/03 10:11 AM

Wednesday

LD 45 966 Oak
BD 73 930 Seatt
SC 44 913 SF
JJ. 25 905 Seatt
DB 54 897 Bost
FS 50 892 Yanks
PL 44 879 Ariz
JG 53 861 Oak
OA 41 727 Oak
HH 51 499 Yanks
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/06/03 12:49 PM

My offense absolutely blew chunks last night- big, greasy, watered-down chunks!

Now that you all have that picture in your head, all I got to say is:

Bad Daddy, ENJOY your vacation already and quit picking teams that score 73 points! :p

Also, 2 afternoon games today but none of our pitching staffs are involved.
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/06/03 02:18 PM

Ugh! DB - do you realize it is only after 8 am here and I am going on like 4 hours of sleep???

With the exception of Bad Daddy having the two YankMe hitters, most people's offense had lots of 2's and 3's....

I see Porkmeister never posted finals last night. Maybe he stayed out all night - ah, the single life. Beats the race to try to beat the sun up! I had done the math and thought about posting finals at MY 2 am pee break but who wants to be vertical at THAT hour?
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/06/03 02:23 PM

DB - regarding the 73 points from Bad Daddy - he DID mention it was raining there on his vacation. Perhaps the shortage of bikini clad women (and men ) gave him more time to think about his roster.

In that case - BRING ON THE SUNSHINE WHEREEVER BAD DADDY IS!! He's a little too close for comfort.
Posted By: Big Daddy Don

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/06/03 02:50 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Don Sicilia:
[b]Bad Daddy, ENJOY your vacation already and quit picking teams that score 73 points! :p

[/b]
Oh I am enjoying my vacation but thinking now maybe I should have went on vacation during the first half, but not sure if it would have helped - for those of you that may not have known I started 10 games late in the first half. Have I ever mentioned that before ? :p
Posted By: fathersson

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/06/03 02:50 PM

Sure it seems like everyone had a good night last night. Shit, most of us had the Giants or another winning team so most of us were right together with 40-50 points.I would be happy most nights with a 50 point day, Christ everyone was close to that last night. He clipped two Yankees with great hitting and jumped another 20 points or so, good for him!
Today a little bit of everyone- maybe we will see more movement. Even tho Buffy has had a good lead this week.
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/06/03 02:59 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by fathersson:
Even tho Buffy has had a good lead this week.
Au Contraire, my beer guzzling, optimistic adversary....

For the week, I am placing a pathetic 6th...... ...and it is only Wednesday!
Posted By: fathersson

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/06/03 03:11 PM

I stand corrected- In that case this week I am dead last. Black Monday sure took its toll on me. That is why I hit the bed early last night, I figured everyone had SF anyway so we all would have dipped together!

So let us call your lead- ROLL OVER points from week 17. Just like that cellphone commerical. But they are not anytime points so you can't use them when you like!
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/06/03 09:02 PM

It's funny- just as soon as I was going to post "Man, wouldn't it have been nice to pick the White Sox today?", the Royals hit a 3 run homer. Making it better was that Beltran hit it! That partially makes up for Ordonez's 0-fer.
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/06/03 09:07 PM

I hate these afternoons with no games. Just to get some talk going, I'd like to personally jinx the following teams:

Oakland, Seattle, San Fran, Yankers, 'Zona

May their opponents' offense be plentiful! :p
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/06/03 09:45 PM

You want talk?

Funny how the trash talking slows way down with those lucky dogs on vacation, those holding all-nighters or those just simply disapearing into oblivion....

Me? I just took a glimpse at my roster for today. Funny, it looked alot better to me yesterday. Why IS that?

I often feel like I am holding on to the top by a thread...and someone is friggin' stepping on my knuckles...oh well - no pain, no gain.
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/06/03 10:01 PM

quote:
Originally posted by La Dolce Vita:
Me? I just took a glimpse at my roster for today. Funny, it looked alot better to me yesterday.

My roster is still looking O.K., especially after Beltran's homer. Ordonez sucks though...

Yea, the trash talk has been slow today. To add a couple to your list of reasons why:

- No afternoon games
- Plaw hasn't heated up yet since he's just barely out of the basement
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/06/03 10:13 PM

Beer Goggles??!! Duuuuude, you don't know me very well. Honestly, I haven't touched a beer since college! I certainly don't partake while doing the roster, I could get fired!!

Tweaking at night is a whole 'nother story!

No trash talking too because those people -besides Doucheman'N Buffy (hmmmm, crime fighters!!) who are usually working in the office at this hour are either at the beach or MIA. PLUS, we "broke" the record....so for those that care, that task is completed. :rolleyes:

Thank goodness for the beach, I can now whine without risking the bad impersonations later.......
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/06/03 10:54 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by La Dolce Vita:
Thank goodness for the beach, I can now whine without risking the bad impersonations later.......
Or at least until someone can log on through their wireless connection!

Well, we're 15 minutes away from our first slew of games. I'm sure you'll be following the Oakland game intently, Buffy. My game starts at that time as well. I hope the Red Sox do better than the last time Pedro pitched. Freakin' A-Rod hit a walk-off grand slam last time... Why doesn't he do that when I have him on my roster?

Speaking of A-Rod, his last suggestions for improving the Rangers were hysterical. For the good of the team, he suggested he be traded to a winner for, you know, their good prospects! Everybody wins!
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/06/03 10:58 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Don Sicilia:
- Plaw hasn't heated up yet since he's just barely out of the basement
Whaddya mean "barely"?

I've got 5 teams behind me!

Upstate Undertakers (not my fault if he's not playing)
Hollywood Hagen (not my fault if he started late and is barely playing).
Olive Oil Guy (not my fault if we're not sure if he's playing or not)
JG (see previous posts for strategy tips)
Bethie (not my fault if she's not playing anymore)
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/06/03 11:03 PM

DoucheMan: I have A-Rod

Let the jokes commence....we were "short" of Wood ones today
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/06/03 11:05 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by La Dolce Vita:
DoucheMan: I have A-Rod
Does your husband know about this? :p
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/06/03 11:07 PM

Hey plaw, that's actually a good list. It means I'm higher in the standings if we start counting the non-playing participants.
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/06/03 11:11 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by La Dolce Vita:
we were "short" of Wood ones today
How's this for an impersonation...

"The water was really cold at the beach. And don't forget, it was raining, and the rain was cold too... I swear it's shrinkage. Don't ya know about shrinkage?!"

I'll give you two guesses!
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/06/03 11:11 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Don Sicilia:
[quote]Originally posted by La Dolce Vita:
[b] DoucheMan: I have A-Rod
Does your husband know about this? :p [/b][/quote]You're right. That came out all wrong.

I am PLAYING A-Rod tonight
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/06/03 11:15 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by La Dolce Vita:
I am PLAYING A-Rod tonight
Then your husband will definitely know about this!
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/06/03 11:17 PM

TWO Guesses? Hmmmm...

Isn't it ironic? Hmm, what's in a name? BIG Daddy in the scene you just described can be such an oxymoron.

Yet me, well....I am still sweet.

It's raining here. If I can't get my 4 miles in tonight, I will for sure be home watching the games!
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/06/03 11:43 PM

Wednesday

LD 966 Oak (22) 53 1019
DB 897 Bost (29) 62 959
BD 930 Seatt (-11) 25 955
SC 913 SF (15) 40 953
PL 879 Ariz (29) 71 950
FS 892 Yanks (6) 37 929
JJ. 905 Seatt (-11) 22 927
JG 861 Oak (22) 61 922
OA 727 Oak (22) 57 784
HH 499 Yanks (6) 49 548
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/06/03 11:48 PM

Can someone tell me why the F*** Greg Myers hasn't played the last 3 games???! That bitch is gone from my roster tomorrow - and watch, he'll hit 3 homers...

Ahh well... out for the evening... see y'all later tonight...
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/07/03 09:57 AM

Thursday

LD 53 1019 Oak
DB 62 0959 Yanks
BD 24 0954 SF
SC 40 0953 SF
PL 71 0950 SF
FS 37 0929 SF
JJ. 21 0926 Hstn
JG 61 0922 Oak
OA 57 0784 Milw
HH 49 0548 Yanks
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/07/03 10:07 AM

The cream is rising
The wheat is being separated from the chaff

Four of the top five first half finishers now occupy four of the top five spots in the second half.

The worm has turned.
We've shaken off the All-Star Game rust.

And here's the scary part for you wannabes:

There's a L....O....N....G way to go.
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/07/03 12:49 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by plawrence:
Four of the top five first half finishers now occupy four of the top five spots in the second half.
Now, who could be missing?? I haven't smelled Pork lately... :p

Now that's the plaw we know (and Bad Daddy loves ) rounding into form!

A whopping 7 afternoon games today including:
Oakland (Buffy, Pork ) vs. Detroit
Texas vs. Yanks (DB, HH)
Pitt vs. San Fran (Bad Daddy, SC, Plaw, FS)
Atlanta vs. Milwaukee (OA )

So basically everybody's PS except JJ's is playing this afternoon...

Milwaukee?? 0 - 2 pitcher?? You know something we don't OA??

Watch out for the Curse of the Pork, Buffy. Apparently, it's mutated so that whoever Pork picks doesn't even play. You know what that means for a pitching staff- yep, RAINOUT! :p
Posted By: fathersson

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/07/03 01:44 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by plawrence:
The cream is rising
The wheat is being separated from the chaff

Four of the top five first half finishers now occupy four of the top five spots in the second half.

The worm has turned.
We've shaken off the All-Star Game rust.

And here's the scary part for you wannabes:

There's a L....O....N....G way to go.
Dam the man is doing a little bit better and the trash talk starts up strong once again!

Question is- WHO Wants To Be What? A poster winner? Do you think I could use leading the 2nd half on my job application after school is over?

I for one have been up and I've been down so what?I am having a great time, if it got to stress filled, why would I want to play this every dam day. Then it would take a few extra beers to relax.


By the way F the Yankees after they lose to TEXAS!


Now taking the whole ESPN league would be something else.
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/07/03 02:01 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by fathersson:
Question is- WHO Wants To Be What? A poster winner?
Have you seen that "The Kiss" poster?? Good Lord!

Quote:
Originally posted by fathersson:
Do you think I could use leading the 2nd half on my job application after school is over?
Just saw this on Plaw's Resume:

Godfather BB Fantasy Baseball First Half Champion April 2003 - July 2003
- Won first half of fantasy baseball despite tremendous competition
- Built team morale by posting pitching staffs every morning
- This is a championship that can never be take away from me
- Ever

Be careful plaw that it doesn't spill onto a second page! :p

Quote:
Originally posted by fathersson:
By the way F the Yankees after they lose to TEXAS!
I want to get this just right. Giants :p
Posted By: fathersson

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/07/03 02:14 PM

Sorry, I was talking about last nights game. I sure hope they don't F up another one today for you! I was so glad not to see Rain in New York City last night and then they blow it.

Only 37 points betwen 2nd and 8th,!

so PL it is still anyones game from day to day!
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/07/03 02:19 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by fathersson:
Sorry, I was talking about last nights game. I sure hope they don't F up another one today for you! I was so glad not to see Rain in New York City last night and then they blow it.
I knew what you were talking about... just messing with you! :p

Yea, the second half seems awfully close. Maybe we got used to the latter part of the first half when it was pretty much decided, but I don't remember it being this close last half. I think it's because we have a solid 8+ players playing everyday while last half (at the beginning), there were maybe 6.
Posted By: fathersson

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/07/03 02:30 PM

By the way I agree with you on that kiss poster, but have you seen the new one on the banner the last few days. Now there are a set of twins for you! Reminds me of the bar maid at the pub when she leads over to wash glasses!

I didn't really play much of the first half, so I am not sure, do you think the scores have been higher so far this half. Seem like many 50-70 points days.
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/07/03 02:38 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by fathersson:


Question is- WHO Wants To Be What? A poster winner? Do you think I could use leading the 2nd half on my job application after school is over?

I for one have been up and I've been down so what?I am having a great time, if it got to stress filled, why would I want to play this every dam day. Then it would take a few extra beers to relax.
Sounds like a bad case of sour grapes to me, FS.

When you were breathing the rarified air of first or second place you were, if I'm not mistaken, singing a different tune.
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/07/03 02:43 PM

Yea, I've seen the twins. Those were great too! Great choices to put on the banner JG!

I think it's fair to say that scores are a bit higher (but not by much) than it was in the beginning of the first half. It's probably because we have the benefit of the knowledge of who is doing well right now, whereas in the beginning of the first half, it was difficult to tell who was good (Patterson) vs. who was a flash in the pan (Runelvys, Chacon).

Like in the first half (and as we've said numerous times), scores will probably drop down to the 45 - 50 average after we get more bumps up in value for the superstars.
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/07/03 02:55 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Don Sicilia:
Just saw this on Plaw's Resume:
I guess you missed these (from page 2)…

 Assisted new league members in mastering the fundamentals
 Successfully debunked initial and erroneous strategy tips provided by a veteran player
 Ascertained that by placing a “period” after JJ’s initials, the point totals in the daily standings would line up more uniformly.
Posted By: fathersson

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/07/03 02:56 PM

No way, no sour grapes here. I never thought I would get anywhere near the top. I figured if I could stay in the middle of the pack I would be doing well.
If you could see how shocked I was to get to the leader board you may have understood my signing!

Then again you would have seen me dancing around the room when they thru Dana out f the Big Brother House last night also! While I watch the Yankees clip me on the split screen.
Message is it is only a game! that is after you let it go. After all four of us took the Giants so we all must feel we are the smarter group!
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/07/03 02:58 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Don Sicilia:
Have you seen that "The Kiss" poster?? Good Lord!
Seen it? I made it! :p

I didn't know we were playing for a poster; however, I won't mention that I have yet to get mine I won from last football season!

No, the thrill of winning this game is much more than a mere tangible prize. I cannot even IMAGINE the satisfaction I would feel if I beat you guys. I must win as a tribute to chick jocks everywhere.

PLUS - if I can win 2nd half AND overall..... will buy me dinner. Should prove interesting how to work out THOSE details....
:p
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/07/03 03:06 PM

Oops, sorry I missed those plaw! In any case, you know that no one EVER looks at the second page of 2-page resumes! It's just not done! :p

Although maybe I should have looked at the 2nd page... I especially liked the 3rd one!
Posted By: fathersson

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/07/03 03:13 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by La Dolce Vita:
I cannot even IMAGINE the satisfaction I would feel if I beat you guys.
Oh I could, (closing his eyes and leaning back with his hands behind his head) Just don't wear a navy blue dress! Just joking

Sorry, Buffy we are Equal when it comes to this. No chicks vs. guys. Even tho we would rather watch the women in other sports. Games like this have no sex just like in poker, a player is a player. You get what you see when your eyes are shut, just another player.

On another note Texas had been 0-59 this season when trailing going into the ninth inning. Yankees This one is taking longer to let go PL!
Posted By: fathersson

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/07/03 03:18 PM

PL- maybe you could help me write my resume in the future. It seems like you know your stuff and you could fluff me into a six figure job.
Posted By: Big Daddy Don

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/07/03 03:21 PM

mppff, mpfft, mpfft

Morning everyone - gee sleeping in late is a good thing on vacation.

Well I guess I have to first preface before I get scolded by Plaw that this really has nothing to do with business. Some I could maybe throw in another thread(s) but with the exception of a few others – you guys and gals are the only ones I enjoy talking with on the boards anymore. So a few observations from the beach.

So today I can honestly say I am one "hot' guy – problem is that is literally. Been getting a lot of sun – some red and a bit of a burn – but mostly getting that deep honey brown tan. Did you hear that PL – a "honey' brown tan.

Why is it when I was a youngin the "girlz' on the beach didn't look anything like they look like now ?

And why is youth only wasted on the young ?

My new favorites colors are "pink and white' and a light deep blue.

Why is it that the mothers of little girls on the beach seem to be much 'hotter' than mothers of little boys on the beach ?

Tuesday when it rained I went down the beach after 5:00 when it cleared up. Took my chair – the low beach chair – where you place it right at the edge of the water so the water hits your feet and just barley "kisses your ass'. I love the ocean and you get to watch the sunset and view – the views being the little OCBP (Shore Beach Patrol) shorts and watch the little BP sashay(sp) up and down down the beach. I should add that to thread what I will do in my last day – hit the beach in a chair and watch the BP move into the sunset. Any of you ladies on the board have those little shorts ?

However I got a bit comfortable and as the tide came up higher and I just didn't feel like moving the chair until the water got so high that I had to. I stood to move the chair and saw the seat was covered with sand. As I walked to the ocean – I realized that sand is non discriminatory and goes everywhere.

The big fad down here is skeet boards – it is a small thin wood board that you throw by the edge of the water and run and jump on it and ride it – can only go maybe 30 feet. Doesn't seem that exciting but it is the big fad.

Some of the Giants fans down here are obnoxious, nearly as bad as the J-E-T-S Jets Jets Jets fans.

Ok guess that is my random and rambling observations. A bit cloudy today so hopefully that means a good night in baseball, but I need to run out in a few. And back to business as not to piss PL off too much but the Mariners SUCK.

Hope you kids continue to behave yourselves in my absense - oh and no the whining of a certain player yesterday did not go unnoticed just have not time to rip her opps I mean them.
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/07/03 03:21 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by fathersson:
Sorry, Buffy we are Equal when it comes to this. No chicks vs. guys.
I agree on the equality issue, of course. I have been playing the fantasy sports for YEARS and you would not believe the people who think I don't know squat about my sports. There are still those who think us women need to stick to talking about shopping, Cosmo, recipes and babies....(ugh!) The men I know here can be brutal - thinking it is still a man's game exclusively. That's fine. I have them all confused. I still fetch 'em beers as I strategize to kick their hineys.
Posted By: fathersson

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/07/03 03:25 PM

Or call their buffs-
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/07/03 03:26 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by La Dolce Vita:
...you would not believe the people who think I don't know squat about my sports.
You know something about sports, Buffy?? Since when?? :p
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/07/03 03:26 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Big Daddy Don:
Any of you ladies on the board have those little shorts ?
Pullllleeeeze. But noone wanted to bet photographs. Just dinner which lasts about 6 hours. A photograph lasts years. :p

Quote:
Originally posted by Big Daddy Don:
oh and no the whining of a certain player yesterday did not go unnoticed just have not time to rip her opps I mean them.
Rip me? The beach makes Bad Daddy frisky.
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/07/03 03:29 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Don Sicilia:
[quote]Originally posted by La Dolce Vita:
[b] ...you would not believe the people who think I don't know squat about my sports.
You know something about sports, Buffy?? Since when?? :p [/b][/quote]See???? Some guy gets behind the first place person and all of a sudden they are resident smack talker. :rolleyes:

60 points behind me, DB. By the end of our day today, we will have a good indication how much we BOTH know about this game!
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/07/03 03:31 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Big Daddy Don:
So today I can honestly say I am one "hot' guy &#8211
Funny... that's what plaw was saying last night about you! What a coincidence!

Sounds like you are enjoying yourself... Make sure you take lots of pictures... Not of you though, I mean the girls in the short shorts!
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/07/03 03:35 PM

Glad you are having a blast Bad Daddy, but when is the last time you were at the beach? You sound like you don't go very often...

I live in the desert. It is quite a trek to get to the beach but I do at least once/twice a year or more. This is the first place I have ever lived that I didn't live less than a half mile from the beach.

I have a perpetual honey brown tan - us olive people don't burn. But if you need someone to rub you down with sunscreen Bad Daddy, I am sure some "honey" here would do it.....
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/07/03 03:35 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by La Dolce Vita:
60 points behind me, DB. By the end of our day today, we will have a good indication how much we BOTH know about this game!
Just messin' with ya, Buffy! You kicked my butt last half and you even started 2 days (*) late!

I'm not one to talk trash. I'm not even spitting distance yet. Nope, not me. If this game was Survivor, I'll be the one flying under the radar.

By the way, Oakland !

:p
Posted By: fathersson

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/07/03 03:39 PM

But a good times lasts a life time!
(singing: to all the girls I've loved before!)


Reminds me of the time I won a large amount of money from a guy who was holding a full house Aces over Kings. He would bump and raise and push that pot right up there! Mouthing off the whole time. He had the nerve to tell us all that we didn't know how to play poker. If only I had a camera when I turned over 4 tens and pulled in all his money!

The best part was that he was third anyway as another player had 4 fours. Now that was a hand and some great memories too!
By the way we never play wild cards, that is not real poker.
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/07/03 03:41 PM

Yes DB, your trash talking skills come with a lemon scent and a mint on your pillow. Too nice. I wanna see you get totally bent some day.
Posted By: Big Daddy Don

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/07/03 03:53 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Don Sicilia:
Make sure you take lots of pictures... Not of you though, I mean the girls in the short shorts!
Hey DB suite yourself but you don't know what you will be missing. :p

And to Buffy - I get to the beach at least once, more so twice every year since I was in high school, with the exception of last year. This was only my first opportunity to 'share' and besides slipping from second to third I wanted to talk of something besides baseball.
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/07/03 03:59 PM

We landlocked midwesterners rarely get to see the beach. There is a "beach" by Lake Michigan, but it's not the same as being next to a huge, sprawling ocean. I rarely go to the beach, but I have been a couple of times this summer as a fill-in for a buddy's beach volleyball team.
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/07/03 04:01 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Big Daddy Don:

Why is it when I was a youngin the "girlz' on the beach didn't look anything like they look like now ?
Easy. Thongs.

Quote:
OCBP
Ocean City? Isn't that the town that time forgot? Isn't prohibition still in effect there? If that is where you are, I guess there aren't many thongs to look it; thong-wearing is probably prohibited, too.

Take a ride down the Parkway to Wildwood. That'll open your eyes :rolleyes:
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/07/03 04:01 PM

Of course! There IS more to life than baseball, hence why I tend to slip in the rankings around the weekend

Thanks for sharing Bad Daddy...reading that, I could ACTUALLY smell the salt in the air. This desert rat needed that!
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/07/03 04:02 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by La Dolce Vita:
Yes DB, your trash talking skills come with a lemon scent and a mint on your pillow. Too nice. I wanna see you get totally bent some day.
SpicN'Span, lemon fresh. Totally bent... In business maybe, sometimes in driving, but among friends, nahh... Just the mini-me version! :p
Posted By: Big Daddy Don

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/07/03 04:07 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by plawrence:
Ocean City? Isn't that the town that time forgot? Isn't prohibition still in effect there? If that is where you are, I guess there aren't many thongs to look it; thong-wearing is probably prohibited, too.

Take a ride down the Parkway to Wildwood. That'll open your eyes :rolleyes:
Yes, Ocean City. A friend of mine has a house here - and you would be surprised at what you can see on the beach now. And regarding being dry - true the town is dry but you can be out of town in 5 minutes.

And WildWood - now referred to as The WildWoods - I was there yesterday.
Posted By: fathersson

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/07/03 05:23 PM

are you talkin Ocean City Maryland?
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/07/03 05:33 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by fathersson:
are you talkin Ocean City Maryland?
New Joisey.

Boo, a three run homer for Palmiero. +8 for Buffy.

Yay, it's off the Yankees. -12 for DB.

Gonna be a long day....
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/07/03 05:33 PM

Don't forget to visit Gunnison Beach at Sandy Hook, NJ...
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/07/03 05:39 PM

Thursday

LD 1019 Oak (20) 34+
DB 0959 Yanks (12) 16+
BD 0954 SF ()
SC 0953 SF ()
PL 0950 SF ()
FS 0929 SF ()
JJ. 0926 Hstn ()
JG 0922 Oak (20) 43+
OA 0784 Milw (00) 10+
HH 0548 Yanks (12) 16+
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/07/03 06:03 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by J Geoff:
Don't forget to visit Gunnison Beach at Sandy Hook, NJ...
So that was you I saw last time I was there.

That's a little out of the way for BDD, though. I suggest he try Higbee Beach, in Cape May.
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/07/03 06:17 PM

Whine Alert!



Whine Alert Over.
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/07/03 06:53 PM

Rant Alert!

3 runs for Detroit. All unearned.

Two out, nobody on. Guy reaches on a throwing error by Tejeda. Next guy walks. Then a three run homer. All runs unearned.

Makes no sense (yeah, I know we've been through this before, but this is a rant, remember?).

The run that scored because of the error...OK, not the pitcher's fault. Call it unearned. But the walk and the homer? The pitcher gave those up. Those runs should be earned.

I know the logic. If not for the error, pitcher would have been out of the inning. Yeah, but he still gave up the walk and the homer. That was all his doing.

And those two guys would have batted next inning if not for the error. Who's to say what the result would have been? By calling the runs unearned, it's as if (for ERA purposes, anyway) those two ABs never happened.

Here's a question: Same situation as above. The A's take out Zito after the three-run homer. New pitcher comes in. Two out, nobody on. He proceeds to give up more runs. Are those earned or unearned?
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/07/03 07:07 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by plawrence:
Makes no sense (yeah, I know we've been through this before, but this is a rant, remember?).
I was thinking the exact same thing. Spoken like a guy in second place looking up the standings...

As for your new scenario, plaw, I bet all those runs given up by the new pitcher are unearned also. Same thinking... the team should have been out of that inning.
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/07/03 07:46 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Don Sicilia:

As for your new scenario, plaw, I bet all those runs given up by the new pitcher are unearned also. Same thinking... the team should have been out of that inning.
Which, if you're correct, makes absolutely no sense. New pitcher, clean slate...What's the difference between this scenario, and the new pitcher starting a new inning? If teh subsequent runs he gives up are unearned, you're letting him come into the game with nothing to lose on his ERA.

Which is why I would guess that for a new pitcher, the runs would be earned, as they should be. The error didn't affect him , it affected the previous pitcher.

The whole thing sucks. This game sucks. I might not play anymore (yeah, right) :rolleyes:
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/07/03 08:07 PM

You're right, plaw. I retract my previous statement.

From the Official Rules of MLB:

(i) When pitchers are changed during an inning, the relief pitcher shall not have the benefit of previous chances for outs not accepted in determining earned runs. NOTE: It is the intent of this rule to charge relief pitchers with earned runs for which they are solely responsible. In some instances, runs charged as earned against the relief pitcher can be charged as unearned against the team. EXAMPLES: (1) With two out, P1 walks A. B reaches base on an error. P2 relieves P1. C hits home run, scoring three runs. Charge two unearned runs to P1, one earned run to P2. (2) With two out, P1 walks A and B and is relieved by P2. C reaches base on an error. D hits home run, scoring four runs. Charge two unearned runs to P1, two unearned runs to P2. (3) With none out, P1 walks A. B reaches base on an error. P2 relieves P1. C hits home run, scoring three runs. D and E strike out. F reaches base on an error. G hits home run, scoring two runs. Charge two runs, one earned, to P1. Charge three runs, one earned, to P2.
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/07/03 08:18 PM

Was that last run by the Rangers really necessary?? Honestly...
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/07/03 08:39 PM

Oh, the whining! Boo hooo!!

:p
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/07/03 08:42 PM

You, DS (or "DB" if you prefer), are a numbers guy like me.

I'm sure you'd agree that this whole concept of "team unearned runs" is ridiculous. The run is either earned or it isn't. At the end of the season, everything should add up all nice and even (I think we had this conversation once before, also). It's like basketball. WTF is a "team rebound"?

Anyway, what I think we need to do about today is the following:

Take a vote (maybe I'll post a poll in another thread :rolleyes: ) among all the league members to decide whether or not we should "officially" deduct 9 points from everyone who had Oakland today. :p

I vote "YES". Everyone?
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/07/03 08:52 PM

YES!!!!

You can call me DS or DB, plaw, whichever...

I think the only unearned run EVER should be a run scored by the offensive player who reached base because of the error. Too many loopholes... Too many points for the A's! :p

Team rebounds don't make any sense to me either. It was only recently I found out what it was. It's essentially a stat that tracks how many times a team misses a shot and the ball goes out of bounds to the defensive team's advantage. What good is that?

Other stats that bug me... wins, saves, holds
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/07/03 09:04 PM

You guys sure would think differently had those unearned benefited YOU! :rolleyes: :p Now stop whining - you can't change the rules...
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/07/03 09:08 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by J Geoff:
You guys sure would think differently had those unearned benefited YOU! :rolleyes: :p Now stop whining - you can't change the rules...
I know JG, but it didn't help me today! But it sure looked like it would have helped in the 8th inning... Fielding error by Giambi to load the bases... Good thing Nelson got the next guy to fly out!
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/07/03 09:12 PM

Tejada's a O-fer biatch.

Though your logic is crystal clear, I of course feel the need to vote "no" in your poll.
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/07/03 09:12 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Don Sicilia:
Other stats that bug me... wins, saves, holds
Don't get me started on that...

Who gets the win should be based strictly on the judgement of the official scorer. Get rid of those vultured wins where the starter pitches his heart out, leaves with a 1-0 lead after 8, the "closer" blows the lead (and gets credit for a "blown save"), and then picks up the win when his team scores a run. So he winds up with a positive after doing something negative.

And here's my save rule. Nice and simple. To get credit for a save, the relief pitcher has to face the tying or winning run. And it can't be the tying or winning run because of runners that he put on base.

Holds? A completely ridiculous stat.
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/07/03 09:20 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by J Geoff:
You guys sure would think differently had those unearned benefited YOU
I agree. As twisted as these rules seem to be some times, at least it is consistent for everyone. I can remember seeing an opponent's team getting buku points and the score would totally belie the points due to the earned/unearned factor.

I hate this game. If I don't quit, I may not play next year. :p
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/07/03 09:35 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by plawrence:
Who gets the win should be based strictly on the judgement of the official scorer.
AMEN! I've always thought that, too... ridiculous how it works now...
Posted By: Double-J

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/07/03 09:52 PM

WTF? Sure I like Boone, but what happened to Robin ventura from the Yanks? I haven't seen him and I noticed that he now plays for the Dodgers, and I can't find any info on the transaction...was he released into free agency or traded?

I think both Enrique Wilson and Boone show promise with Zeile as a solid player, but I just wanna know what happened to Ventura...
Posted By: Double-J

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/07/03 09:56 PM

07/31/03 Acquired Robin Ventura (INF) in a trade with the New York Yankees for Bubba Crosby (OF) and a minor leaguer.

I see...it doesn't show on the Yankees page, only on the Dodgers page. Grr... :p
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/07/03 09:58 PM

Ventura Highway in the sunshine was traded last week for a scrub outfielder and a scrub pitcher...he is playing primarily 1st base now.

I'm a Dodgers fan. I am trying to be excited about this....
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/07/03 10:04 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by La Dolce Vita:
Ventura Highway in the sunshine was traded last week for a scrub outfielder and a scrub pitcher...he is playing primarily 1st base now.

I'm a Dodgers fan. I am trying to be excited about this....
Buffy, I guess I could check it myself, but... where is Lo Duca playing now?? Catcher again?

Another quick question... You following the San Fran game?
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/07/03 10:11 PM

Of course I am following it!!!!!

LoDuca has always been catcher. I mean since Karros left, who CARES who plays first base now?

But seriously, I think McGriff and Kinkaide were trading off at 1st place. I can't hardly keep track with the slew of new old players coming on the team
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/07/03 10:20 PM

I swear I saw him playing some 1st base...

Anyway, the Giants have given up 5 earned runs (so far ), much like the Yanks so Buffy has won the afternoon pitching staff battle. JJ still has the 'Stros to go so we'll have to wait and see how he does.
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/07/03 10:25 PM

Look at you Bigalow just cleaning up and making everything tidy already...

I have the Mets game to look forward tonight :rolleyes: . I already know that one of my OH-ffensive guys is not playing...too bad I found out today when it was too late...

....my guy who does so well for me, Jason Phillips is out on "personal" business....hmmmm. He sure didn't clear that with me. And then add that too trading my A-Rod last night for a TejadaO-fer today - wow, my offense stinks!

EDIT: The DoucheMan has Phillips too, ouch.
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/07/03 10:51 PM

PL SAID: Ask a Met fan, Buffy. Jason Phillips' wife just gave birth, so he's home on paternity leave.

BUFFY SAID: You knew that all along, didn't you PL?

PL SAID: Sure

BUFFY SAID: Thanks for sharing
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/07/03 10:56 PM

Can't he take paternity leave in October? The kid will not be THAT old . How many days does he really need, been 3 already?

btw: Thanks for sharing.

After I read that I DID remember them talking last game about his pregnant wife. They should not allow MLB players to be married. Would make for easier stalking.....
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/07/03 10:57 PM

Hilarious plaw.

Yea, I had Phillips. I also had Bonds. Wimps...
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/07/03 11:00 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Don Sicilia:
Anyway, the Giants have given up 5 earned runs
I read your post, then was pleasantly surprised to discover that the MLB Scoreboard box score has it as only 3 earned runs. Not such a bad rule, after all.

The worm turns....
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/07/03 11:03 PM

OFF TOPIC ALERT:

Anyone catch Kobe on TV last night on the Teen Choice Awards? (yes, I was surfing towards channel 25 ESPN ) He got a standing O from the whole audience and speaking of athlete's wives...his did NOT look happy. Like she wanted to be anywhere but there.

I personally wanted to be with the Rock
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/07/03 11:05 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by plawrence:
Not such a bad rule, after all.
O.K., all those in favor of deducting an additional six point from those who had the Giants, please raise your hands... :p
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/07/03 11:12 PM

Jeez, DB. I feel like you and I just spent the whole day together :rolleyes:
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/07/03 11:13 PM

Don't worry... I don't think your "honey" is getting jealous!
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/07/03 11:22 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Double-J:
WTF? Sure I like Boone, but what happened to Robin ventura from the Yanks? I haven't seen him and I noticed that he now plays for the Dodgers, and I can't find any info on the transaction...was he released into free agency or traded?

I think both Enrique Wilson and Boone show promise with Zeile as a solid player, but I just wanna know what happened to Ventura...
Um, Double J....

Read the title of this thread, please. It is not an "all purpose baseball discussion" thread.

You wanna post here, then get in the game. You're cordially invited. Otherwise, this thread is "Read Only" :p
Posted By: Big Daddy Don

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/07/03 11:54 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Don Sicilia:
Don't worry... I don't think your "honey" is getting jealous!
If you are referring to me I wouldn't be so sure about that. This league is NOT big enough for two 'honeys' on this board and I don't like playing second fiddle. :p I was afraid something like this would happen if I went on vacation for a few days - that I would be forgotten.

Oh and I vote for the Oakland 'owners' to lose the 9 points - if it is not too late to get my vote in.
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/08/03 12:04 AM

Thursday

LD 1019 Oak (20) 50 1069
DB 0959 Yanks (12) 49 1008
BD 0954 SF (15) 47 1001
PL 0950 SF (15) 36 0986
SC 0953 SF (15) 29 0982
JG 0922 Oak (20) 55 0977
FS 0929 SF (15) 46 0975
JJ. 0926 Hstn (14) 38 0964
OA 0784 Milw (00) 24 0808
HH 0548 Yanks (12) 36 0584
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/08/03 12:04 AM

Just to set the record straight....

I may be a metrosexual, but I'm a monogamous one. I have only one honey, and she doesn't post here.

Perhaps JG or SC will be so kind as to post a picture of her/us from our night out in June. Actually, it should be a picture of us . If it were just her, nobody would believe that she belongs to me.

Then you guys can eat your hearts out. :p
Posted By: OleificioAndreassi

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/08/03 12:59 AM

How the hell did Obermueller lose to the Braves?
Who woulda thunk it
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/08/03 10:09 AM

Friday

LD 50 1069 Ariz
DB 49 1008 Ariz
BD 52 1006 Ariz
PL 41 0991 Ariz
SC 34 0987 SF
FS 51 0980 Oak
JG 55 0977 Oak
JJ. 38 0964 Hstn
OA 24 0808 Minn
HH 36 0584 Yanks
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/08/03 10:16 AM

Four of the top five finishers from the first half now occupy the top four spots in the second half. Maybe there's more skill to this than I thought

And everyone, except for our league leader (and HH), has at least one player in today's doubleheader :p
A couple even have two
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/08/03 12:53 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by OleificioAndreassi:
How the hell did Obermueller lose to the Braves?
Obermueller... Is that what you call Bill Mueller the night he hit 3 homeruns???
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/08/03 12:59 PM

Doubleheader... Ummm... Errr... Yea, I knew about that...

Seriously, I've been missing the last couple of these. They must have been set before I got my palm pilot!
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/08/03 02:21 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by plawrence:
And everyone, except for our league leader... has at least one player in today's doubleheader
and why do you think THAT is?

Figures, with the weekend approaching I would do a total nosedive. I hate this game, I may not even play next year

Can you say clueless? What was I doing yesterday not to see this?

As if the sleep deprivation this morning was not enough, now this - I am totally cranky.

Wonder how hard I can wish for rain in Boston??
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/08/03 02:35 PM

Oh joy! The DH is an early game!! I can be completely miserable when I go home tonight!

My boss just called and wants to do my annual performance evaluation this morning. Like I'm in the mood to talk about what I am good at! Let's see:

Boss: "Buffy, what are your goals and objectives?"

Me: "Well, I REALLY want it to rain in Boston this afternoon."
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/08/03 02:50 PM

Boss: So how do you think you can become more efficient?

Buffy: Well, I wish there was a website such as weather.mlb.com so that I can go there to find out where it's raining? Also familyissues.mlb.com and doubleheaders.mlb.reminder.com is pretty self explanatory!

Boss: Very good. I'll see what we can do. How well are you relating to your peers?

Buffy: Hmmm... Interesting question... There is a guy I call the devil every now and then. It's all in fun though. Also, I'm sick and tired of people who have curses. They drag me and my team down. I do like guys who talk about their Wood a lot though.

Boss: They drag your work team down?

Buffy: No, my fantasy baseball team silly.

Boss: Oh, I should have known. A couple of more questions... How would you rate your performance this first part of the year?

Buffy: Well, I finished in 3rd place for the first half of the season. Totally bogus. I started two days late so I can make an argument* that I'm in 2nd*. Right now, I'm not doing so bad. I'm at the top of my game, giving a hundred and ten percent and believe you me, giving more than a hundred percent is nearly impossible.

Boss: Good for you Buffy. One last question... If there's anything you can change, what would that be?

Buffy: The first thing would have been Karros... goatee... enough said. But since that's already done, I would have to say getting , Bad Daddy, SC, and Pork off my butt. And one other thing... no more dumb chick jokes!
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/08/03 03:04 PM



Yep, I imagine that is about how it will go. My boss is a little TOO hands off. I imagine our whole conversation will last all of 5 minutes. I always get the stellar review go, figure. Now, about that raise.....

Quote:
Originally posted by Don Sicilia:
Buffy: Well, I finished in 3rd place for the first half of the season. Totally bogus.
Too scary DB! "bogus" is the word I throw around work all the time. All my work passwords etc. are "bogus".

And for you sneaky types, I use it only in work, so don't think you can come in and mess with my roster . Though my fantasy team IS pretty bogus, I use that other password - the one I gave y'all already - "ecnahCtaF"........
Posted By: fathersson

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/08/03 03:26 PM

No one took either team for the double header?

First I never even saw that there was a double header today. I have to spend more time with my team if I ever want to climb back up to play with the "FIRST HALF BIGSHOTS"


In the poker world, I am what they call Dead Money ! So what, I'm here for the fun.

Still only 31 points between 2nd and 7th. Buffy with a nice 61 point lead going into tonights games.

By the way Good morning all! Where did the morning go?
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/08/03 03:28 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by La Dolce Vita:
Yep, I imagine that is about how it will go. My boss is a little TOO hands off.
Well that's good to hear! I bet that's better than a Mike Tyson-type boss!
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/08/03 03:31 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by La Dolce Vita:
My boss is a little TOO hands off.
I'll resist the temptation and not touch that one....
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/08/03 03:32 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by fathersson:
First I never even saw that there was a double header today. I have to spend more time with my team if I ever want to climb back up to play with the "FIRST HALF BIGSHOTS"

Another pezzonovante... :rolleyes:

I'm glad you are having fun FS. You are still holding off Pork so you are in prime position.

I, on the other hand, hate this game. I may not play next year.
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/08/03 03:39 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Don Sicilia:
Another pezzonovante... :rolleyes:
Mr. "I've Mastered The Fundamentals"

By the way, FS, I'm interested in your poker playing.

I'm strictly a seven card stud player, $10 or $20 limit. Atlantic City and Vegas are the only "professional" venues I've experienced.

And you?
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/08/03 05:25 PM

DoucheMan: My boss is a woman. Yes, I appreciate that she is very hands off . My 20 minute review turned into 2 1/2 hours. But I am getting promoted so that's good

Not as good as a huge thunderstorm in Boston, but....... :rolleyes:

: Re: poker. Pork plays too and if we somehow bridge the distance thing, I'd like nothing better than to play with you guys. We have a ton of casinos around here I have played (Vegas is a bit intimidating for me, I'll admit) but I prefer playing in a more comfortable, intimate setting with friends. I have a group that comes over about once a month. Tomorrow night in fact is my next one and I am short a person. 7-card is great. $20 limit? Do you ever play pot games?
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/08/03 05:58 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by La Dolce Vita:
DoucheMan: My boss is a woman. Yes, I appreciate that she is very hands off . My 20 minute review turned into 2 1/2 hours. But I am getting promoted so that's good
Congrats Buffy! I hope it was my interview prep that did the trick!

She is very hands off??? Are you sure? You said you had pics of that Kiss poster!



O.K., I looked at everyone's roster and I'm almost sure that only JG and Plaw knew about the doubleheader. It looks like everyone else who had Balt or Bos players, myself included, had these players on their regular rotation.

Nomahh hit a solo shot in the 1st inning. 6 points right there... This is going to be a long day.
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/08/03 06:19 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by La Dolce Vita:
Do you ever play pot games?
The only pot games I've ever played are

--Hide the rolling paper
--Pass the roach clip
--Who can hold it in the longest without choking
and
--Where's the tri-beam
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/08/03 06:44 PM

Hey, I've played some of those games, too

Anyway, Trot hit one out, too - woohoo! Too bad I didn't have Mirabelli, though, to make it 3

Damn, good thing I didn't pick Boston PS like I was tempted to do... Birds have 10 runs and counting... most of that action from guys NOT on my Boston-heavy roster... :rolleyes:
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/08/03 07:25 PM

Hey JG, I have Mirabelli, or didn't you notice? :p

I have a strong feeling that by tomorrow morning the standings will very closely resemble those of the first half

Unless, of course, the pallindromic combination of DB-BD don't hold up their end.
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/08/03 07:32 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by plawrence:
Hey JG, I have Mirabelli, or didn't you notice? :p
I JUST looked! Dammit! 34 pts already?? Ugh. I hate this game I never pick a C in a d-h, figuring they'd never play both games. You lucky bastid. I hope Javy hits 2 out tonight!! :p

Quote:
Cont'd by plawrence:
I have a strong feeling that by tomorrow morning the standings will very closely resemble those of the first half
That sounds like a jinx against my PS!! Great... :rolleyes:
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/08/03 07:36 PM

HOW DID YOU PICK MIRABELLI??! He plays like twice a week, and has a .250 avg... only 5 HRs on the year!! Did you sell your soul again for that piece of prognistication or what??
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/08/03 07:43 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by J Geoff:
HOW DID YOU PICK MIRABELLI??!
Easy. If you look at my roster every day, you will see that I rarely spend much on a catcher, since except for maybe Javy, I-Rod, and Posada, it's very unpredictable who will play when.

So, keeping in mind that I'm looking for a really cheap catcher, what could be better than one I'm sure will play at least one game?

Couldn't be so sure that any of the other catchers in his price range would definitely play today.

Listen to me. Giving you strategy tips. Read this fast, I may delete
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/08/03 07:58 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by plawrence:
Listen to me. Giving you strategy tips. Read this fast, I may delete
Ahh... hmm... good point! I'm so used to playing Javy 6 days/week... but once values go up more, it'll be tougher...

Anyway - 27 pts for me, 37 pts for you... Sure hope Boston romps on the Birds in the 2nd game so I make up those 10 pts!! :p Oh, and Bill Mueller is a bitch going 0-5... I need one of his multi-homer games tonight!

Game 1 PS: Orioles 15, BoSox -10
Game 2 PS: Orioles 19, BoSox 26
Total: Orioles 34, BoSox 16
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/08/03 08:06 PM

Yesterday, with a slew of day games, we must have filled 2 pages with chit-chat, 'cause everyone was on line watching the scoreboard.

Today, JG, looks like it's just you and me.
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/08/03 08:07 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by J Geoff:
Sure hope Boston romps on the Birds in the 2nd game so I make up those 10 pts!!
...and WHERE is the Boston rain I ordered????

I'm hoping Game 2 score is 1-0. Don't really care at this point who scores it

Strategy tips? I didn't hear any strategy tips from the past 2 weeks when he was slummin' in the basement.

Pork, is there a "cocky" emoticon?

I still contend *I* am the most consistent.
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/08/03 08:09 PM

I think everyone else is still stewing about missing the d-h...
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/08/03 08:10 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by plawrence:
... 'cause everyone was on line watching the scoreboard.

Today, JG, looks like it's just you and me.
Count me in. I just got back, nice score to greet me . Loooong lunch. Can you blame a girl on a Friday?
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/08/03 08:15 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by J Geoff:
I think everyone else is still stewing about missing the d-h...
Pull-eeeze. I never stew. I'm way too optimistic. I am still praying for rain!

Nope, gotta just rely on my big hitters and hope my offense is on tonight. The only thing that I would stew about if I were truly a stewer would be the fact that I share a PS with the Devil... that kinda puts a kink in my optimism. He has a good 78 points to make up PLUS what I make later to pass me by....

...I keep telling myself...
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/08/03 08:46 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by La Dolce Vita:
I share a PS with the Devil... that kinda puts a kink in my optimism. He has a good 78 points to make up
78? Must be that fuzzy math :rolleyes:

I think I made up 37 of the 78 already. So that leaves, um, let's see, programs, accessories, calculator, 78 minus 37,... there it is...41!

But since we seem to have the same PS tonight, I will honestly say that, no, I don't expect to catch you today. That'll wait until tomorrow
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/08/03 08:52 PM

Friday

LD 1069 Ariz (17) 45 1114
PL 0991 Ariz (17) 63 1054
DB 1008 Ariz (17) 38 1046
BD 1006 Ariz (17) 37 1043
JJ. 0964 Hstn (31) 77 1041
SC 0987 SF (27) 49 1036
JG 0977 Oak (7) 58 1035
FS 0980 Oak (7) 42 1022
OA 0808 Minn (25) 54 0862
HH 0584 Yanks (4) 26 0610

(Bos/Bal D-H)
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/08/03 08:56 PM

Hmm, let's see... (My calculator is in my quick-launch area for easy access)... 1069 minus 977 = 92... minus the 27 pts I have today = 65. Eww. Never mind!
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/08/03 09:14 PM

Well, if I subtract the 1 point I have so far... :rolleyes:
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/08/03 09:20 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Don Sicilia:
I'm banking on 2 homers [b]a piece from Bonds, Sosa, Beltran and A-Rod... You guys think my expectations are too high?? [/b]
C'mon....you are WAY too greedy!!!

How 'bout just from Sosa and A-Rod?
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/08/03 10:03 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by La Dolce Vita:
C'mon....you are WAY too greedy!!!

How 'bout just from Sosa and A-Rod?
Too greedy??? How else am I going to hold off the two doubleheader boy wonders?! :p I guess it's time to get back to doing some old fashioned, Magic 8-Ball, I mean hard work!

Seriously, I commend you two for your research work. I will kick myself when I get home!
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/08/03 10:08 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Don Sicilia:
Seriously, I commend you two for your research work.
Research? Pulleeeeze. :rolleyes: A matter of not being distracted by other things while reading the probables.

Rain in Boston!
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/08/03 10:25 PM

quote:
Originally posted by La Dolce Vita:
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/09/03 06:41 AM

Game 1 PS: Orioles 15, BoSox -10
Game 2 PS: Orioles 19, BoSox 26
Total PS : Orioles 34, BoSox 16

Oakland=7

Damn, I'd've been better off with either d-h PS! Ahh, well... it was too scary going into it... D-H didn't make a HUGE impact on scoring... dammit. Padres PS with 40 pts?!!
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/09/03 06:57 AM

3:00 AM...waiting...waiting...
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/09/03 07:00 AM

Hey, me, too... But you can do it...
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/09/03 07:11 AM

My pleasure...

Saturday

LD 45 1114 Ariz (6)
PL 63 1054 Cleve (6 & PS)
DB 38 1046 Fla (5)
BD 37 1043 Cubs (4)
JJ. 77 1041 Colo (0)
SC 49 1036 SF (0)
JG 58 1035 Fla (6)
FS 42 1022 Fla (0)
OA 54 0862 Cubs (1)
HH 26 0610 Yanks (1)

(Players in Doubleheader)
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/09/03 07:14 AM

At least half of us paid attention to the d-h Saturday...

I probably will regret not taking one of the PS's tho... especially after Friday... but WTF... it's a long season
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/09/03 07:23 AM

The experienced top half. I guess it was too much to expect LD, DB, and BD to make the same mistake two days running

Tough choices today. In a last minute tweak, I added Broussard and dropped Helton. The pitching choices were so crappy, that I decided to take a chance on Cleve. Like you, I hope I don't regret my choice. Hell, I'd take a guaranteed 15 right now.
Posted By: Big Daddy Don

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/09/03 03:11 PM

I would like to say that I think it is unfair for me to lose points and a 'ranking' because of a double header while I was on vacation. It was bad enough that I even took the little time I had to try and make roster changes with a 'wireless' connection which of course was not the fastest. To even look at a site outside of the ESPN was difficult to say the least and since ESPN didn't say anything about the DH, I was screwed. I don't think I am playing anymore.

And although that is what I would like to say, I realize it would be like sour grapes and many may confuse it with some of my 'right on' impressions of someone such as 'here is the weekend, I will be busy - time to crash and burn' :p so I will not do that.

Instead I will take the high road and say to the two prick scumbags that took advantage of the DH yesterday - good job. Gee, I am such a sportsman. :rolleyes:

I didn't miss it today and I wanted to take one of the PS but just couldn't.

And staying on 'biz-ness' a bit I was following some of the DBacks game last night since I had their PS. Webb is going into the 6th inning with no runs scored or anything and I think maybe 4 hits yet they changed pitchers - WTF is that all about. It's funny it wasn't too long ago that I remember maybe a relief pitcher coming in the 9th inning once in a while and sometimes the 8th once in a blue morning - minus any major whoppings a team may experience when they had to bring one in early. Now it seems that hardly anyone goes past the 6th or 7th inning. Now it gets noted when a guy pitches a complete game, 10 years ago it was noted if he didn't. Anyway the relief pitching screwed me over with the DBacks game - this game sucks, have I mentioned I might not play anymore.

At least football is starting, now there is a sport where I don't miss too many things - oh and no DHs either.
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/09/03 03:44 PM

I almost just crapped myself looking at today's scoreboard -- I didn't see Redman pitching for the Marlins AND I saw my pick for tomorrow pitching today!!

Apparently they're listing tomorrow's pitchers on today's board by mistake... whew! This "prick scumbag" is relieved (and not in my shorts) :p
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/09/03 06:49 PM

A pitching duel in Cleveland (Game One)?? A pitching duel??!!! :rolleyes: PL smells all rosy yet again while I'm sittin' here holding my bat.

Game 2 better be a rout (by Anaheim!)
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/09/03 07:23 PM

So much for the Cleve PS "gem".

Anderson leads off the 9th with a single, goes to second on "indifference", scores on Spiezio's double. Spiezio goes to 3rd on a wild pitch, and scores on a passed ball

Gimme a few extra innings....
Posted By: OleificioAndreassi

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/09/03 07:37 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Big Daddy Don:
I would like to say that I think it is unfair for me to lose points and a 'ranking' because of a double header while I was on vacation. It was bad enough that I even took the little time I had to try and make roster changes with a 'wireless' connection which of course was not the fastest. To even look at a site outside of the ESPN was difficult to say the least and since ESPN didn't say anything about the DH, I was screwed. I don't think I am playing anymore.
stop crying
i dropped 40%points while I was on vacation
Posted By: OleificioAndreassi

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/09/03 07:38 PM

where the hell do go to find out if ders a frickin doublheader???????????
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/09/03 08:11 PM

4:14 PM... top of the 12th, 2-2

Side note: DB's offense as of this moment:

28 at bats, 3 points...
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/10/03 12:17 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by plawrence:
4:14 PM... top of the 12th, 2-2

Side note: DB's offense as of this moment:

28 at bats, 3 points...
8:14 PM... 3-2 Cleveland, 13 innings + 2-1 Cleveland after 4 innings = freakin' 43 PS pts for PL after 17 innings -- 5.5 innings to go!! = F**K!!

JG: 46 ABs = 18 pts :rolleyes:

I hate this game. I may stop playing.
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/10/03 12:36 AM

Saturday

LD 1114 Ariz (22) 49 1163
PL 1054 Cleve (38)+(20) 84 1138
DB 1046 Fla (30) 45 1091
JG 1035 Fla (30) 52 1087
SC 1036 SF (2) 44 1080
FS 1022 Fla (30) 53 1075
BD 1043 Cubs (-1) 26 1069
JJ. 1041 Colo (-11) 18 1059
OA 0862 Cubs (-1) 13 0875
HH 0610 Yanks (20) 32 0642
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/10/03 05:42 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by J Geoff:
PL 1054 Cleve (38)+(20) 84 [b]1138
[/b]
PL = 58 pts in PS ALONE!! Wow, and only 84 total?? Whew!!

BTW - Douche - I'm 4 pts from 3rd now. Enjoy it now, cuz tomorrow....... I'll be back in 6th!!!!
Posted By: fathersson

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/10/03 02:54 PM

Wow, I still caught 53 points and I didn't have any players in the double header! It is tuff if you miss the double header chance and now I think I have missed three of them. Which has set me back loads. PL will be hard to live with.

OA- I guess you really have to dig more to find out about those double headers. I know our cheap ass sports section in our newspaper does not do a great job showing things. You would think they would point them out in the PS choices. They show you here the day of the game, but by then it is to late because you are locked in for the day.

I thought I had the basics down on this site but I guess it takes a whole lot more time then I ever thought to get the job done right. Find this and find that. I guess it helps if you live and breath baseball and want to check many sites or like some pay extra to join special sections.
The other thing that helps if you know more about teams and players that play across the country.

I'll take my points and be happy because I had a great couple nights out. I enjoyed myself and my lady and I had the times of our lives.Can't be two places at the same time, some things have to be sacrificed BUT, shit it is another MONDAY! More games then last week thank God. Still lots of games this season and good times to be had.
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/10/03 04:29 PM

Sunday

LD 1163 Marlins
PL 1138 Giants
DB 1091 D-Backs
JG 1087 Giants
SC 1080 Giants
FS 1075 Giants
BD 1069 Cubbies
JJ. 1059 Giants
OA 0875 Cubbies
HH 0642 Yankees
Posted By: fathersson

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/10/03 06:10 PM

Dam, How is a guy going to get ahead when EVERYONE has the same PS? :rolleyes:
Well, I guess that says something about most thinking in one direction.

I would be interested to hear what those NOT taking the Giants have to say!
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/10/03 06:14 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by fathersson:
I would be interested to hear what those NOT taking the Giants have to say!
At the end of the day, I hope those people are NOT saying "hahahahaha!" to us...
Posted By: fathersson

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/10/03 06:17 PM

That will not happen PL also took the Giants!
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/10/03 06:21 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by fathersson:
That will not happen
Thanks for the jinx!! :rolleyes:
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/10/03 06:23 PM

Sunday

LD 1163 Marlins (4) 41 1204
PL 1138 Giants (20) 44 1182
DB 1091 D-Backs (21) 52 1143
BD 1069 Cubbies (32) 69 1138
JG 1087 Giants (20) 47 1134
SC 1080 Giants (20) 41 1121
FS 1075 Giants (20) 46 1121
JJ. 1059 Giants (20) 40 1099
OA 0875 Cubbies (32) 59 0934
HH 0642 Yankees (-8) 12 0654
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/11/03 01:59 AM

Looks like most everyone had something better to do this weekend than hang around here.

I spent an enjoyable day today playing poker in Atlantic City at the first new casino to open there in 13 years, the Borgata. Pretty nice joint, and I did OK.

Played 10 hours in a loose game with several weak players in there at one time or another, plus I had a little luck a few times when I needed it.

Speaking of which, I guess all we SF pickers lucked out today with no Schmidt.

Do you feel my hot breath on your neck yet, Buff?
Posted By: SC

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/11/03 02:04 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by plawrence:
I spent an enjoyable day today playing poker in Atlantic City at the first new casino to open there in 13 years, the Borgata. Pretty nice joint
My sources tell me that the place was pretty quiet, but glad to hear you did well.

Time for me to get back into action with the BB League (which probably means I'll drop a few places).
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/11/03 02:22 AM

Well, the poker room was not exactly SRO. They siphoned off a lot of players from the Trop & Taj, which are the only other two viable poker clubs in town, and I don't think they are making any new poker customers, but the rest of the place was packed on Sat nite..

Mostly kids, though, and people just having a look. Didn't see too much "high roller" action anywhere.
Posted By: Big Daddy Don

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/11/03 03:43 AM

Hey PL - glad to hear you did 'OK' at the casinos. A friend of mine has been after me to get down to the Borgata - how is that place? From what I hear in regards to the facilities etc it is pretty impressive. Not sure how the tables are though nor the crowds.

I got caught in an unexpected family situation over the weekend, great thing to come back from vacation to :rolleyes: - so needless to say that my weekend was not nearly as enjoyable as yours - although I just saw that I gained a few spots in the standings with no real time spent on it. Like I have said sometimes it is just better to be lucky than good.
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/11/03 04:49 AM

PL - You gotta empty that PM mailbox there... I can't reply...
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/11/03 07:05 AM

Monday, Monday...

LD 41 1204 Marlins
PL 44 1182 Marlins
DB 52 1143 BoSox
BD 69 1138 Marlins
JG 47 1134 Marlins
SC 41 1121 BoSox
FS 46 1121 Marlins
JJ. 40 1099 ChiSox
OA 59 0934 BoSox
HH 12 0654 Yanks

Marlins are cheap today.
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/11/03 09:33 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by Big Daddy Don:
A friend of mine has been after me to get down to the Borgata - how is that place? From what I hear in regards to the facilities etc it is pretty impressive. Not sure how the tables are though nor the crowds.


Too nice for AC. Definitely a Vegas type place, but compared to the high end places there, it wouldn't stand out.

If their marketing plan is to draw players from the other casinos, I guess they will do OK at the expense of some of the lesser AC joints. I can only judge by poker, and like I said, only the Trop and Taj have viable poker rooms. The talk was that both of them are hurting now, and I saw a lot of familiar faces, employees included.

If they think they're going to draw customers from Vegas or something, though, I don't think it's gonna happen. You walk out the door of this place, and there's nowhere to go. No "strip", obviously, but no boardwalk either. Just access roads and parking lots.

See comments above about the crowds and action.

But enough thread pollution.

It's taken 25 days, but the top five from the first half once again occupy the top five spots. All of us are not exactly in the positions in which we belong, but that's just a matter of time. At least for the top spot, anyway. :p
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/11/03 01:26 PM

Congrats on winning week 18 PL!

As you guys know, I'm hanging out in Chicago suburbia as construction on my condo is being finished up. I haven't been able to hang out and post because someone borrowed my laptop. I had to make a run to the library on Sunday just so I can set my line-up!

I may or may not read this later and cringe, but man, am I waiting for the shoe to drop on Dontrelle. Game after game, I don't pick him because I know there will be one game that he will just be rocked . Maybe that game already came (against the Cubbies ), but for now, I'm sticking to the veterans.
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/11/03 08:53 PM

I think we just set a record for "Longest Time In Between Posts During The Hours of 9:00 AM to 4:45 PM"

I wanna crow, but no one is here to crow to , unless we have lurkers.
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/11/03 09:05 PM

I'm here, what's peckin' at ya?! O.K., I know, bad joke.

I've been waiting for people to show up since my last post, but no one has. Where you guys at?
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/11/03 09:20 PM

Well, I think the newbies, who, with the possible exception of "Mr. I've Mastered The Basics" FS, haven't really gotten into the spirit of things here, are in shock because of their precipitous declines.

We vets may just be a little talked out. You know, Dog Days of August and all...
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/11/03 09:27 PM

Our resident Internet Nazi here at work left on vacation and evidently broke our system before he left. I have had access to NOTHING (not even WORK-related!) since about 9 am this morning and I just came back up.

Wow, you boys don't talk much do you?

And what does want to crow about? Being in 2nd place? He isn't in 1st place and hasn't been in some time....
Posted By: Big Daddy Don

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/11/03 09:29 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by plawrence:
Well, I think the newbies, who, with the possible exception of "Mr. I've Mastered The Basics" FS, haven't really gotten into the spirit of things here, are in shock because of their precipitous declines.
Gee I would have loved to have been able to talk today but had no time. PL - regarding declines where is the simile of the guy grabbing his crotch saying "I got your decline right here" Opps on second thought that doesn't sound too good.

And DB - so this Playstation that you got - do you play the MLB game and pick your roster from that? Is that a video game or video game like ? :p
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/11/03 09:37 PM

It's video game like, because I simulate all the games that happens tomorrow, see who does well, and pick my team accordingly! You see, I only simulate them, I don't play them, making it only video game like. :p

That's apart from my Magic 8-Ball method (which I picked up after reading plaw's book "Getting to Business: How I Won the First Half of the GBB Fantasy Baseball League").
Posted By: Big Daddy Don

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/11/03 09:44 PM

Well than I can only imagine that in your temporary housing that the Playstation made the trip and is unpacked than.

Hopefully last night during your simulation it showed Willis pitching a 1 hitter. Does it also predict the weather cause if so I am buying me one of 'tose tings'.
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/11/03 09:50 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Big Daddy Don:
Well than I can only imagine that in your temporary housing that the Playstation made the trip and is unpacked than.
My brother has one so mine is currently in storage.

As for Willis, I'm sorry to say but he was rocked last night. 14 earned runs with 10 walks... You would have thought they would have pulled him out after the 2nd grand slam!

And oh yea, it does predict weather. It also predicts family events... it even showed video game footage of Phillips at the hospital when his baby was born! :p
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/11/03 10:07 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by La Dolce Vita:
And what does want to crow about? Being in 2nd place? He isn't in 1st place and hasn't been in some time....
Considering what place I was in about 12 or 13 days ago, I think I've got plenty to crow about.

About one good day's worth of points out of first, a solid win for the week, the rebuilding of my overall total lead, and the opportunity to be so close to you that you can feel my hot breath on your neck.

It's just a matter of time, now, Buff. Just a matter of time. I'm on a hot streak. You should have seen some of the cards I pulled yesterday.

Lemme tell you about the best pot of the game:

7 card stud. $10 and $20 game. I start with a pair of nines in the hole. First round is a $10 bet, 2 callers, $30 in the pot.

Fourth street, the guy to my right shows a pair of eights. He bets $20, I call, the guy on my left calls. $90 in the pot.

Fifth street, I buy a nine on board. I have three nines now. The guy with the eights bets $20 again. I call, don't raise, trying to keep the guy on my left in, who looks like a possible straight. The guy on my left raises $20. The guy with eights raises him $20 (he could have eights full already, so I don't raise). I call, and the possible straight (actually he had it already) calls. $270 in the pot.

Sixth street (what we poker players call "the turn"), I hit my a pair of threes on board. I now have nines full. The eights check. He knows the straight is going to bet, and is planning to raise. I check, knowing the guy with the straight is going to bet. He bets $20, the guy with the eights calls. I raise $20. The guy with the straight calls. The guy with the eights (turns out he was full already, but didn't raise the straight the first time because he was trying to keep me in!) raises $20 (He figures me for threes full). I raise him $20. Both call. $510 in the pot.

Last card (what we call "the river"), the eights check. I bet $20, they both call. $570 pot, I win with nines full .

This is Atlantic City. The best poker players in the east at this level (of course, there are better players in the bigger games). And you think your gonna take me in a fantasy baseball league? Ha!
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/11/03 10:22 PM

Hope you don't flop a nut, plaw, after you don't win the second half. Oh wait... is Wood pitching??!
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/11/03 10:35 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by plawrence:
I think the newbies, who, with the possible exception of "Mr. I've Mastered The Basics" FS, haven't really gotten into the spirit of things here.
Come to think of it, the only newbie left besides FS is Joltin' Joe.

And I don't like him anyway. He called me "senile" in his self-congratulatory "engagement thread"
Posted By: Big Daddy Don

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/11/03 11:00 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by plawrence:
And I don't like him anyway. He called me "senile" in his self-congratulatory "engagement thread"
Hate to break it to you PL, but senile is a lot better than what most of us call you. At least we have the decency to do it behind your back though. :p

And DB - guess when you were dropping in the standings is when you were unable to perform you nightly simulations - huh. And if does family things like Phillips and the baby, I can imagine Buffy over at Target tonight buying one.

And regarding if PL does not win the second half, I am thinking since most of us started late we should maybe give him a 1* - you know the * to represent not a full half. And I don't know if it is just me or not but I don't see anything on the ESPN where it lists the first half winner anymore, although I know if it does PL knows where it is.

Ok the games start in 5 minutes, I am sick and tired of my view again. Oh and if anyone likes good football, don't forget the Eagles are playing on MNF - of course they are playing the Aint's so you get some good with some bad.
Posted By: Big Daddy Don

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/11/03 11:10 PM

SH!T - The Marlins / LA game is delayed cause of rain.

Last time there was a rain delay with Willis pitching they got -35.
Posted By: fathersson

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/11/03 11:55 PM

Dam. I thought all the bullshit was being flung in California!

Boredom must be setting in. Is this the same guy who whined the first couple of weeks!
Do you remember when:


posted July 30, 2003 06:08 AM
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Wednesday

SC 49 672 Oak
FS 86 669 Seatt
JJ. 15 649 Balt
BE 54 639 KC
LD 43 616 LA
DB 23 595 Balt
BD 49 595 Fla
JG 53 575 Seatt
OA 37 531 Oak
PL. 49 530 Seatt
HH 51 210 Yanks

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"Difficult..not impossibleposted

July 22, 2003 01:49 AM
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I get hitting and no pitching
I get pitching and no hitting

Jeez, I sound just like the manager of any last place team.

July 17, 2003 09:10 PM
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This is a pain...Used to be I only had to look at JG's and Buffy's stats. Now I have to look at everyone's.

This game sucks. I may stop playing

July 19, 2003 11:37 PM
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OK--I'll admit it. Luck is a major factor here.


And remember... I won the first half. Nobody can ever take that away from me. Nobody. Ever.



Just a few of the past "Best of PL" I am sure you all have your own favorites!

By the way PL of course the same 5-6 are on top again, Christ there isn't many others who didn't start late in the first half. I think I am the only really new player left for the 2nd half!

The guys plays a couple of Double Headers and gets ahead of us and now wants to brag till his chest bursts! You have got to love the guy.

Remember it is not over to the Fat lady sings and she hasn't even warmed up yet. Then again I bet PL doesn't take a day or even an hour off from the game. Remember friend there is life after baseball. Look at LDV she spends weekends out having fun and still made it to the top.

By the way we are only done with three weeks and how many leaders have we had so far?

Hey folks, summer is comming to a quick close and I have to get some more fun in before it is back to the campus.

Happiness to you all! and my best to the people on the top of the league leader board!
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/12/03 12:49 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by Don Sicilia:


I may or may not read this later and cringe, but man, am I waiting for the shoe to drop on Dontrelle. Game after game, I don't pick him because I know there will be one game that he will just be [b]rocked
. [/b]
IT'S THE JINX OF THE DOUCHE MAN !!!
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/12/03 12:51 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by plawrence:
Do you feel my hot breath on your neck yet, Buff?
Nothing that a Tic-Tac couldn't take care of.... :p
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/12/03 01:05 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by fathersson:
Remember friend there is life after baseball.
Baseball is life. Life is also family, friends and that one other thing I can't describe on a PG-13 board.

Quote:
Look at LDV she spends weekends out having fun and still made it to the top.
I juggle well, intertwining fun sports with fun life. I'm experienced, I've been doing this a looooong time....
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/12/03 01:39 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by Don Sicilia:
am I waiting for the shoe to drop on Dontrelle....I know there will be one game that he will just be [b]rocked [/b]
DoucheBag is banned from the board!
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/12/03 01:40 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by Big Daddy Don:
Last time there was a rain delay with Willis pitching they got -35.
So is Bad Daddy!!

Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/12/03 01:43 AM

I may or may not read this later and cringe, but man, am I waiting for the shoe to drop on Pedro. Game after game, I don't pick him because I know there will be one game that he will just be rocked.

THE CURSE OF PL
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/12/03 01:44 AM

Posted By: fathersson

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/12/03 01:58 AM

Things are heating up around here!
Posted By: Big Daddy Don

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/12/03 02:03 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by J Geoff:
So is Bad Daddy!!
Whatcha talking bout Willis? I have Willis tonight, think I am happy about the suck ass Marlins giving up 7 runs in the first three friggin innings. What is the situation with rain and Willis anyway?

Hey DB why don't you go run a simulation on that video like thing you got and figure it out for us. And when you are done I got a place for you to put that playstation also - jinxing us all like that.

Hey my team just rolled into positive numbers, I can rest easy tonight now. :rolleyes:
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/12/03 02:09 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by Big Daddy Don:
Hey my team just rolled into positive numbers, I can rest easy tonight now. :rolleyes:
Lucky dog! I'm still at -1 ... I have no offense... 2 hitters in rain-delayed Texas... 2 more just starting up... but still pathetic...
Posted By: fathersson

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/12/03 02:15 AM

Don't you just love America!
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/12/03 02:33 AM

Monday, Monday...

LD 1204 Marlins (-18) 5 1209
PL 1182 Marlins (-18) 17 1199
DB 1143 BoSox (14) 44 1187
SC 1121 BoSox (14) 51 1172
BD 1138 Marlins (-18) 13 1151
JG 1134 Marlins(-18) 14 1148
FS 1121 Marlins (-18) -2 1119
JJ. 1099 ChiSox (-16) 11 1110
OA 0934 BoSox (14) 45 0979
HH 0654 Yanks (-28) 1 0655
Posted By: Big Daddy Don

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/12/03 02:41 AM

Gee that was fun. :rolleyes: What we end up -18, great. At least I was not alone - misery loves company.

Colon and the WSox are doing well so far, I should have picked him, but I was afraid that Colon would be a shitty pick.

But it looks like the pick tonight was Pedro. Has anyone seen how good he looks so far. Of course it is only in the 3rd and there is a lot of game to go - but yes that was the pick tonight, let's see if he can keep it going, right DB.

EDIT: 10:50 and not sure what happened but Pedro just gave up 2 runs in the third. I hope it was nothing I said, I still have faith in him, keep going Pedro there is still a lot of game left.
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/12/03 02:49 AM

Nice one, Bad Daddy! Pedro just gave up 2 runs in the 3rd But you're right, what's 2 lousy runs when you have 18 K's and your offense heats up? Pedro has NOTHING to worry about! And surely the BoSox 'pen can hold it up for him!

Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/12/03 05:29 AM

Thank God that's over!
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/12/03 05:38 AM

I will choose my words very carefully as to not be mocked by our resident impressionists:

I dislike this game immensely. I may not play next year.

With the only 10 points behind me, it is more than hot breath I feel on my neck. I swear I am sticky back there too.

But, I am still in 1st
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/12/03 09:16 AM

Tuesday

LD 05 1209 SF
PL 17 1199 Fla
DB 44 1187 Cubs
SC 51 1172 SF
BD 13 1151 Ariz
JG 14 1148 Ariz
FS -2 1119 SF
JJ. 11 1110 Atl
OA 45 0979 Toro
HH 01 0655 Yanks
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/12/03 09:34 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by La Dolce Vita:
it is more than hot breath I feel on my neck. I swear I am sticky back there too.
Must be the humidity. But wait...I thought you had that "dry" heat out in the desert.

Nasty. Very nasty. Raunchy, too. That wouldn't be wishful thinking, would it? Raunchy and nasty. You're definitely my kind of gal.

Anyway, on to business...

Look how they massacred my boy Dontrelle. I'm coming right back with the Marlins. That weak Dodger offense can't strike twice in a row.
Posted By: SC

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/12/03 12:09 PM

3 weeks into the season and only 100 points separates the first 8 teams. Close....vewwy vewwy close.
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/12/03 12:51 PM

This is not really DS / DB because he is banned! I better not see you too, Bad Daddy!

Hey, I tried to warn you guys... 7 earned runs for Dontrelle... That thud you heard was that proverbial shoe dropping. :p

And don't think I didn't notice your semi-concealed jinx on Pedro, Pork and Bad Daddy. But you know what, that's alright. I know how this game goes. I only wish the best for 'Zona

Edit: I also noticed your not-at-all concealed jinx, Plaw. But as you may have expected, I wish nothing but the best for Florida today. Lightning can't strike twice in the same place, can it??? Here's a toast to the Marlins... I hope they don't end up sleeping with the fishes!
Posted By: fathersson

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/12/03 01:42 PM

Dam, that was a ruff night. Both on the baseball boards and sleeping. I feel like I only slept for a half hour or so. Teams were all screwed up last night.
A friend told me last night that baseball games are worse then women, just when you think you have them figured out, things change. Boy was he ever right. Oh and this guy has a tuff time holding onto women also!
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/12/03 02:28 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by plawrence:
Tuesday

LD 05 1209 SF
PL 17 1199 Fla
To mimic one of of our own....this difference in pitching staffs is gonna "seperate the men from the boys" (?); the cream is going to rise to the top....

Only two things make me feel even the slightest at ease today: 1) that Nomo has only given up 5 ER's in his last 29 innings.....and 2) I have no curse of Pork today .

We'll see who is cryin' the blues around midnight tonight....
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/12/03 02:33 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by La Dolce Vita:
...the cream is going to rise to the top....
Are you sure that wasn't what you felt that was sticky???

Getting back to business, there are no afternoon games again today. No clear cut choice for pitching staff. We should have a lot of movement among the top 8.
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/12/03 02:39 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by La Dolce Vita:
Only two things make me feel even the slightest at ease today: 1) that Nomo has only given up 5 ER's in his last 29 innings.....and 2) I have no curse of Pork today .
Man, what a way to jinx yourself Buffy!

There can be no ease in this game, none! You hear me! We must all be stressed out all the time. What do you think this is, a game? :p

>
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/12/03 02:42 PM

Pervs. :p

The sole reason I should not post at midnight Brain not functioning out the innuendo.

Guess this is what they mean by making my bed and lying in it? The bed, that is, not....nevermind.

No afteroon games? Wow, I should get some serious work done today!
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/12/03 02:48 PM

DoucheMan, I said..."the slightest at ease"...that just means I am not physically climbing the walls yet.

Besides, I can't curse MYSELF. Although I can be a plethora of help for the other team, so I shaddup now...

Not before saying something that I am quite used to saying and believing in:

GO DODGERS!
Posted By: Big Daddy Don

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/12/03 02:59 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Don Sicilia:
Waiting to hear FS's rant about how we should relax and go with the ebbs and flows, like the smoothe waves of a tranquil ocean... Ahhhh... I feel relaxed already!
I don't know about that, I think it might be more enjoyable to hear how he can't hold onto women like he said earlier. :p

This game does suck though, I dropped another place - now I got look at SC - wasn't I actually on top at one point - oh yes the last time I took Willis and it rained I think. :rolleyes:

No more vacations for me.
Posted By: fathersson

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/12/03 03:00 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Don Sicilia:
There can be no ease in this game, none! You hear me! We must all be stressed out all the time. What do you think this is, a game? :p

>
One thing I have learned already in life. You can not stop TIME. So you have to enjoy it while you can. Stress kills! and things that start with B are always stressful. Babes/Broads, Booze, Babies, Boards and Baseball all start with B and are all stressful!

Then there is that other wonderful word that starts with a B and is so peaceful if used in the right way.- Breasts!
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/12/03 05:04 PM

Random Thoughts

- I'm starting to worry about my Cubbies pick. This is the first time all year that I picked them and it wasn't Prior or Wood pitching. I don't even pick Wood all that much anymore, because of his penchant for giving up homeruns, and lately, grand slams.

- You guys should look at my lineup and pick them for the next day. I can distinctly remember 3 or 4 players in the last week that I dropped and hit a homer the next day.

- Picking a catcher was hard today.

- I hate commuting!

- A lot of players that we picked in the first half aren't picked that much anymore. Remember the days we all had Patterson (I know he's injured), and it would be normal to see Chacon, Sabathia, and Runelvys on our pitching staffs.

- No starting pitching staff in the majors can match the A's. The Cubbies, Dodgers, and the D-backs come close.

- There was no funnier moment so far than when plaw called Bad Daddy his honey.

- I have never seen a more cursed bunch- Curse of the Pork, the former Bethie Curse, the Bad Daddy Curse (although we rarely see this one anymore), Rip Van Winkle curse (haven't seen this one that much either). That's 4 out of 12 (when we were going strong). 33.3%! In the general population, this percentage should be 8%, tops.

- And to rile plaw up again... wins, saves, holds, team rebounds - what stupid statistics...
Posted By: fathersson

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/12/03 06:01 PM

You better watch out there mister! Pl may get upset and have the big one right here on the boards and no medical help on site!

I for one do not want to watch you give PL mouth to mouth to save the first half Champion!

Isn't baseball wonderful, no wonder there is so much bookmaking. By the way did you know that Pete Rose plays Fantasy Basball here! Problem is that he is not allowed to take any Reds on his team!
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/12/03 06:50 PM

Another random thought...

- You just gotta love Dontrelle-mania. When asked about his horrible performance last night, he said, "This is not a marquee night for fantasy baseball."

That's all I got to say about that! :p
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/12/03 07:01 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Don Sicilia:

- There was no funnier moment so far than when plaw called Bad Daddy his honey.
Kindly point out to me exactly where I said that.
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/12/03 07:05 PM

I'm sorry... let me rephrase...

- There was no funnier moment so far than when Bad Daddy claimed to be plaw's honey.

Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/12/03 07:11 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Don Sicilia:


- A lot of players that we picked in the first half aren't picked that much anymore. Remember the days we all had Patterson ...
I agree! I remember when my favorite players to start were Eric Byrnes, Brian Roberts, Alex Cintron and Matt Kata (yum!! ) then I would round it out with Nady and Gallarraga. Now most of these guys seem to not have as many at-bats. Scrubs...all of them until the salaries are so high, I am picking through the bottom of the barrel again.

I agree with your thoughts on PS's. I'll bet if I made a list of PS's I have picked since Day One, the A's and Seattle would top that list.

More random thoughts:

DoucheMan: Why do the Cubbies employ so many pitchers who wear puka shells? Are these gems (the shells, not the pitchers )found in Lake Michigan? I can't decide if I like that look or not. Is that a metrosexual look?

Also, everyone seems to have a different or almost unflattering nickname (or like Prince and , just a symbol...) noone ever calls SC anything but that. How come?

I believe we have become so predicatable in our habits that we can probably set our watches to the hour by when some of us are gonna post here. I think the busiest time is somwhere between 6-8 pm (Eastern, of course....am I the only one in Mountain?) when all the gang seems to be here at the same time.

Which makes me ponder - the football fantasy season is going to be very, very slow.


But I dislike this game immensely. I may not play next year.....
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/12/03 07:20 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by fathersson:
You better watch out there mister! Pl may get upset and have the big one right here on the boards and no medical help on site!
I may be old enough to be your father Mr.Fundamentals, but don't worry. :rolleyes:

I ain't having the big one over this game.

Filling those trip 9's against the 8's full gave me a little flutter though.
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/12/03 07:39 PM

More random thoughts:

Mister Back to Business HAS blood pumping through his veins!

For once, the Queen of Innuendo/Bathroom Humor/and Gutter-mindedness makes what she thinks is a perfectly innocent comment which is construed into something "nasty and raunchy".

I actually had to check my watch and look outside. I thought the lunar tides were off kilter somehow. Took me this long to even respond...I actually didn't see that one coming.

No pun intended.
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/12/03 08:02 PM

Random Thoughts Galore!

- Big Sundays coming up this NFL season
Sept. 7 Bears (DS) at Niners (LDV)
Sept. 28 Chiefs (JJ) at Ravens (BE)
Oct. 26 Jets (PL, JG) at Iggles (BD)
Nov. 30 Niners (LDV) at Ravens (BE)
Dec. 21 Niners (LDV) at Iggles (BD)
Dec. 28 Bears (DS) at Chiefs (JJ)

- The bad team that always seems to do well when I pick a pitching staff against them is the Devil Rays.

- The good pitching staff that I rarely pick because whenever I pick them, they don't do so well, is the Yankees.

- I've noticed that Plaw's trash talking frequency is directly correlated to his place in the standings.

- Bad Daddy's frequency, on the other hand, is not.

- There are some pretty hardcore poker players in this group: Buffy, Plaw, JG, FS and I believe Bad Daddy plays some also. I, on the other hand, played only once- we played Texas Hold'em for charity. I won 1st place- a whopping total of $40.
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/12/03 08:07 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Don Sicilia:
...trash talking frequency is directly correlated to his place in the standings.

- Bad Daddy's frequency, on the other hand, is not.
Right. Bad Daddy will trash talk whether he has Wood or not! :p

Ok, so DoucheMan and I already have a standing bet on our Sept 7 game...though I forget what it is that we bet? Might have to work out those details. Funny, as many people as I have bet from this board, I have yet to have had to pay ANYONE. (wow, if that wasn't a jinx..... )

And though it is still early (but never premature) I am calling out to Bad Daddy - a nice December 21 bet could mean early Christmas for one of us. Whaddya say?????
Posted By: Big Daddy Don

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/12/03 08:46 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Don Sicilia:
Random Thoughts

- There was no funnier moment so far than when plaw called Bad Daddy his honey.
Yes, but he dumped me while I was on vacation also - something about being a monogous man or some crap like that.

Gee I guess I will never get to see that svelte 160lb of ooozing machismo in a bikini now :p - that is machismo that is oozing out, right? From some of the ealier threads here - maybe not

Oh and yes - my ranking has little or no effect on my trash talking - although when I have Wood I may feel a bit cockier than other days.

Ok back to work and another meeting that is already starting late - is it time to go home yet?
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/12/03 08:56 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Don Sicilia:
I, on the other hand, played only once- we played Texas Hold'em for charity. I won 1st place- a whopping total of $40.
You're welcome!....I gave you some pointers, right? Although will probably say if you looked to him for pointers you could have perhaps tripled your winnings. :rolleyes:

Remember, never turn up your nose at beginner's luck nor scoff at winning 40 bucks! Look how hard we stress about THIS game and there is NO monetary reward in the end. Just braggin' rights and a bunch of bruised egos.
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/12/03 09:02 PM

Thanks again Buffy! I especially liked your pointer that not every game of poker is strip poker. Good thing too- no girls were at the game!

No, I'm not putting down winning $40, no way. It's small compared to the $570 pot that PL just won, but I'll take it. It's what we were playing for anyway. The rest of the money went to charity.

Hmmm... about our bet... yea, we'll have to work out the details on that one... We better do it soon, before you realize that the Niners will get stomped on.
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/12/03 09:38 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Don Sicilia:

It's small compared to the $570 pot that PL just won
I'm glad that someone read that long and boring story.

I hate Hold 'Em, BTW. Too difficult to read the other hands.

Yeah, it's hard to talk trash when you're down in the lower depths. Trash talking should be reserved for those at or near the top. Like me.
Posted By: Big Daddy Don

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/12/03 09:42 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by La Dolce Vita:
Look how hard we stress about THIS game and there is NO monetary reward in the end. Just braggin' rights and a bunch of bruised egos.
I would not be so sure about that - PL is first half champ and that is nothing anyone can ever take away.

Although personally I see no record of that on the ESPN website now - so gee maybe someone can take it away. :p
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/12/03 11:00 PM

Alright, about ten minutes until the games start...

Basically everyone is up to bat in these next few minutes except myself, JJ, OA, and HH.

Good luck!
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/12/03 11:04 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Big Daddy Don:
[QUOTE]Although personally I see no record of that on the ESPN website now - so gee maybe someone can take it away. :p
True, but we have to read it under his mug everytime he makes a post!

DB, you are sly wishing us luck with those oranges.

Random thought: Zambrano = no puka shells...
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/12/03 11:07 PM

About those puka shells, when I went to church this Sunday, I saw about 15 kids wearing those things. What's going on? Is this a midwestern thing or are you guys seeing it at the coasts?
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/12/03 11:13 PM

DB, they were the rage a while back but they are coming back into style quickly all over the place. The return of the surfer look, dude!

It just looks weird on professional athletes I think. It was one thing for the guido pitchers to want to wear their gold chains but it seems it would be distracting to have those sharp, heavy pukas around your neck while you try to pitch.

Jason Sehorn (ick) used to sport some kind of choker thingy last year. Who the heck wants to wear jewelery while playing football? Probably a metrosexual....
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/12/03 11:15 PM

Well, OA and HH just jumped out to a quick 8 - 0 on the rest of us, because of Pujols's 3 run homer. This guy is an absolute monster. I think he is quickly catching up to A-Rod as the best player of the game not named Barry Bonds.
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/12/03 11:15 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Don Sicilia:
I went to church this Sunday
Hmmmm, THAT explains your quick rise up the ranks...you are getting help!!
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/12/03 11:20 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Don Sicilia:
Pujols's 3 run homer.
Holy cow! This game just started 10 minutes ago! 6-0??

My game is starting now too. I am actually running a bit of a fever from a bug I caught (probably from the person getting too close to me and depositing sticky on me...) I should just go home and veg and watch the game(s)...or watch them online like DoucheMan
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/12/03 11:26 PM

Yea, during mass I prayed:

Dear God,
Please help me as I try to ascend up the ranks in the Godfather BB 2nd Half Fantasy Baseball. Pray that I play fairly and honorably. Also, please pray for my competitors. Pork kicked me out of the league and Bad Daddy talks too much, but really, they're very nice people. Please watch out for Buffy and Plaw because I know they will take it hard when they fall in the standings. I pray for the others as well. Pray that I win... For God's sakes (oops, sorry God ), I'm playing against . I am doing your will! If I don't win, that's O.K. too! O.K., I better get back to listening to the mass- Thanks God!
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/12/03 11:36 PM

I see.....screw world peace, curing disease and feeding the starving....nice to see you have things in perspective

My husband still wants to know who is and why I take his name in vain every single night and curse him out... He once wanted to know why, as normally a chicken kinda person, I talked of Pork alot muttering under my breath. Wants to know why I think my Daddy is Bad and why I never get the name of that Rob Schneider movie right!
Posted By: fathersson

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/13/03 12:22 AM

Dam, I just got up from my short nap. 5 hours ago!
Just goes to show you that you can not burn the candle at both ends.

I see I missed todays trash talk session.
Which makes this game worth it! THe best is getting up and reading twenty good post with #1 trash talk.

When it comes to poker, two things are true I do enjoy the game and in a real large tournament I am truley dead money. This is a trickle down effect from my dad who loves the game and has enjoy years of playing. He drafted me to fill in a seat or two years back and I caught the bug, but it is he who plays big money, spends weekend away and has deep enough pockets to compete in that big money games. I am thankful for his help and backing at times!

I on the other hand can be seen playing many smaller games with people who I know and have a few bucks on campus or the back room at the pub.We don't play Texas holdem and we don't play no limit and NEVER play with wildcards!

Poker is still a people game. You play against one another and just like here, there may or may not be lots of trash talking at times!

Right now I am more into POK-HER as love is in the air.
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/13/03 01:50 AM

I hate this game.

I am beginning to hate some of you.

Oh, and did I mention I am not playing next year?

To equate this to poker, this is where I throw my cards down, swipe the chips as I push out my chair to get up and make a fresh cocktail. After requesting a new deck of cards and a new shuffle in somewhat colorful language, I am good again and on my way back. :p

I seriously don't quit the game because of a few bad hands. But I think about not playing next year....
Posted By: Big Daddy Don

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/13/03 02:28 AM

quote:
Originally posted by La Dolce Vita:
I hate this game.

I am beginning to hate some of you. Sh!t I gotta slum it down here with a guy who calls himself Pork.

And what is this crap 'Oh I'm not playing next year' - where is that picture of the crying baby. See that is the difference between the second half leader and the first half champion (which nobody can take away ) you never hear PL talking about quitting and not playing Nevermind, scratch that, I guess it is a thing you first place people do. I guess my two days on the throne was not long enough to expose me to it. :rolleyes:

Oh and I hate friggin Barry Bonds too.
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/13/03 02:49 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by Big Daddy Don:
Sh!t I gotta slum it down here with a guy who calls himself Pork.

You guys wanna slum with a hot girl? Because I am heading that way.

I can't believe I am about to be dethroned by the two opposite ends of the spectrum....

The and that nice Catholic boy.
Posted By: fathersson

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/13/03 03:02 AM

those friken mutts!
Wake me up, I must still be dreaming.
Bonds with 2 hrs and they still lose to the mutts!
and there will be no living with PL!
Posted By: fathersson

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/13/03 03:09 AM

LDV, come on down! If you can't win Fantasy Baseball, then we will make you flow like there is no tommorrow down in the low rent district!

Party starts 6th place down! Uniforms optional!
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/13/03 04:55 AM

DoucheMan, I was sitting here thinking that if Mueller could have squeezed out JUST another 2 points, you would have had first place and by one point (if fuzzy math is correct).

You'll see this Wednesday and know I was secretly pulling for you.

Not because I like you all that much, although you are nice. I just think I can take you easier.

Once again, I am wearing the bronze...
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/13/03 08:30 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by La Dolce Vita:
DoucheMan, I was sitting here thinking that if Mueller could have squeezed out JUST another 2 points, you would have had first place and by one point (if fuzzy math is correct).
Gee, am I in first place? I didn't notice. Let me check...
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/13/03 08:35 AM

Wednesday

PL 64 1263 Phil
DB 75 1262 Mont
LD 17 1226 SF
JG 65 1213 Oak
BD 57 1208 SF
SC 31 1203 SF
FS 22 1141 SF
JJ. 04 1114 Atl
OA 66 1045 TB
HH 56 0711 Yanks
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/13/03 08:48 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by La Dolce Vita:
Funny, as many people as I have bet from this board, I have yet to have had to pay ANYONE.
This might be an appropriate time to review our two wagers.

1) On the second half only, made when you had about an 80 point lead.
2) On the season total, made at the same time, when I had about an 80 point lead.

Just a friendly reminder...

Also, I will not gloat toady. I will not talk trash today. I will not be my usual cocky, insufferable self today.

I promise to say nothing today.
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/13/03 12:59 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by La Dolce Vita:
Not because I like you all that much, although you are nice. I just think I can take you easier.
Oh, I see how it is. It's like The Weakest Link, but for fantasy baseball. :rolleyes:
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/13/03 01:12 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by plawrence:
Also, I will not gloat toady. I will not talk trash today. I will not be my usual cocky, insufferable self today.

I promise to [b]say nothing
today. [/b]
You promise?? :p

I think you should talk trash today- get some people squirming a little bit more. I, on the other hand, am fine with the position I'm in now. I started yesterday in 3rd and ended up in 2nd. Can't complain about that!
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/13/03 01:32 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by plawrence:

I promise to [b]say nothing
today. [/b]
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/13/03 01:40 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by plawrence:
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/13/03 01:48 PM

Two afternoon games today, but only one that involves one of our pitching staffs:

Baltimore at Tampa Bay (OA)

Tampa Bay, OA? You definitely get my vote for strangest PS picks. I was briefly considering Minnesota today but then I realized: I'd be picking Minnesota.
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/13/03 02:11 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by plawrence:

I promise to [b]say nothing
today. [/b]
Well, that is no fun....

As for our wager, still plenty of time left. I think the flu meds affected my judgement in making my picks. I am on the upswing now
Posted By: Big Daddy Don

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/13/03 02:58 PM

So PL is in first place. A long and tough struggle from the basement to first yet you did it and nobody can take that away from you. And not only did you do it but you accomplished this task with all the class, grace and dignity that we have all become some accustomed to with you. You, my friend are a real inspiration to the rest of us that are struggling to move up in the rankings.

oh excuse me for a second

I almost got that all out without getting sick. Now I have an 11:00 meeting with a vomit taste in my mouth.
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/13/03 03:11 PM

Gosh, I was in 1st place for what, 2 weeks, and I never got a beautiful soliloquy (sans vomit) from Bad Daddy. He really IS his honey!

Ok, I would like to say I wake up this morning and put last night behind me. Unfortunately, the only thing BEHIND me is a Pork Chop who is a little too close for comfort.

There is a long sordid story on how I was set to pick Mussina (yum) for last night's game and how I had a last minute freak out and went with the Giants and the big goose egg. Even with the Yankees 28 points added to my score, I still would be sitting in 3rd. But I would almost be close enough for an honorary *. 14 points offense? I mean my best guy did 4!!

Wow, maybe I am not over it after all....
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/13/03 03:28 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by La Dolce Vita:
There is a long sordid story on how I was set to pick Mussina (yum) for last night's game and how I had a last minute freak out and went with the Giants and the big goose egg.
So you gonna tell us the story or what??

I'm just waiting to hear for JG- "Go with your first choice, go with your first choice."

My first choice yesterday was Florida, so I guess I did a little bit better by going with my second choice.
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/13/03 03:36 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Big Daddy Don:
So PL is in first place...

oh excuse me for a second
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/13/03 03:42 PM

DoucheMan, your Cubbies ROCKED! I watched that game on TV when I got home.

Yes, I truly need to go with my first instinct FOR SURE from now on *note to self*...

Basically as I was doing my roster, someone close to me was looking over my shoulder saying "you're gonna take the Yankees over KC?? Are you nuts?" I said "go away, you who knows nothing about the sport"....to which he replied "you would be crazy, do you know what KC's record is"...to which I replied "how the heck would you know any baseball records? When is the last time you actually watched a game voluntarily in which I didn't monopolize every TV in the house?" He said "you're gonna be sorry if you pick the sorry Yankees". Momentary freak out and 2 minutes later I was picking the Giants. Good thing too, I honestly considered the Braves!

Moral: Never let others influence your gut instinct! Although the furious ass kissing afterwards eases the pain a little bit.

Ironically, I picked the Giants again today. Of my own free will of course . Of course, there is always the flu meds to blame - just in case....
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/13/03 03:50 PM

Give that man a beer!

Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/13/03 03:52 PM

Aw, that's plaw talkin'.......


Posted By: Big Daddy Don

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/13/03 03:54 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by La Dolce Vita:
Gosh, I was in 1st place for what, 2 weeks, and I never got a beautiful soliloquy (sans vomit) from Bad Daddy. He really IS his honey!
Actually I ain't his 'honey' anymore as I acknowledged yesterday - he dumped me while I was on vacation - that Bitch. Please don't bring this up anymore - my wounds from this are still fresh and deep.

And if you are not careful I am not too far from you tail - lucky you picked SF today or you would be with no medal tomorrow.
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/13/03 04:01 PM

Sorry to break the bad news to you Bad Daddy, but the simulations last night told me that the Giants will give up 5 earned runs in the first inning, 3 more in the third and 4 more in each of the 5th, 7th and 8th innings. Offensive explosion! But they did get a 1-2-3 inning in the 9th!
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/13/03 04:04 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by La Dolce Vita:
Aw, that's plaw talkin'.......


No, this would be plaw talkin':



[I added the "Give that man a beer" part! ]
Posted By: Big Daddy Don

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/13/03 04:08 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Don Sicilia:
Sorry to break the bad news to you Bad Daddy, but the simulations last night told me that the Giants will give up 5 earned runs in the first inning, ....


So DB do you use this video like game simulation for sex also or is it just for baseball? :p

I will say though that if the Giants give up 5 earned runs in the 1st inning tonight - I WILL be at the store tomorrow during my lunch buying me one. And if not yet it does simulate sex - I probably still would be out at lunch tomorrow buying one.
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/13/03 04:19 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Big Daddy Don:
So DB do you use this video like game simulation for sex also or is it just for baseball? :p
No, I have your...! Oh never mind, it's just too easy! :p
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/13/03 04:22 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Big Daddy Don:

]Actually I ain't his 'honey' anymore as I acknowledged yesterday - he dumped me while I was on vacation - that Bitch. Please don't bring this up anymore - my wounds from this are still fresh and deep. There is a word for you PL - TEASE :p


Posted By: SC

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/13/03 05:20 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by plawrence:
Crying? Crying? There's no crying in baseball! (said in my best Tom Hanks voice).
Posted By: fathersson

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/13/03 05:34 PM

Gee Folks, I just got up and went thru the posts.

Is PL Sick? Or did he just go to church?
Maybe he made a deal with someone? Anyway something is wrong here and as they say in the Godfather, WE ARE GOING TO FIND OUT ABOUT THIS!
Posted By: SC

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/13/03 05:43 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by La Dolce Vita:
Ironically, I picked the Giants again today. Of my own free will of course . Of course, there is always the flu meds to blame - just in case....
There'll be no need to look for blame.... there's no way the Mets will repeat a win.
Posted By: fathersson

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/13/03 05:54 PM

That is what I thought last night. As you can tell I came right back with the giants again!

Maybe it is just me or are the basement teams winning a shitload of games against 1st place teams these last few weeks?
Posted By: SC

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/13/03 05:59 PM

Dunno about the last place teams thing, FS, but I picked The Giants' ps, too.
Posted By: fathersson

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/13/03 06:12 PM

Last night Four out of six first place teams in their divisons lost Kanas City, Atlanta, Houston and San Franciso.

Last night the 47-73 with a .392PCT San Diego killed the 76-42 .644PCT Atlanta team? 14 to 4

Again last night the 49-69 .415PCT Mutts took the games from the 73-45 .619PCT San Fanciso Team?

Shit hand me the racing form will you!
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/13/03 06:23 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by fathersson:

hand me the racing form will you!
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/13/03 06:26 PM

Quite a trifecta, there!
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/13/03 06:28 PM

Wednesday

PL 64 1263 Phil
DB 75 1262 Mont
LD 17 1226 SF
JG 65 1213 Oak
BD 57 1208 SF
SC 31 1203 SF
FS 22 1141 SF
JJ. 04 1114 Atl
OA 66 1045 TB
HH 56 0711 Yanks
Posted By: SC

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/13/03 06:29 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by J Geoff:
Quite a trifecta, there!
I won't bet the trifecta, but I'll bet Khartoum to win by a head. :rolleyes:

Interesting stats, FS.
Posted By: fathersson

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/13/03 06:30 PM

That is almost as bad as the limp dicks they use in Hustler when they do movie reviews!

Yes, folks that is "DOG FOOD" rounding out the pack!
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/13/03 06:45 PM

Back from lunch... The games are just about starting. To start off this afternoon, I just had a few more random thoughts, both (fantasy) baseball / non-baseball related.

By the way, these random thoughts will soon be published as a free insert to Buffy's book, "How to Succeed in Fantasy Baseball Without Really... No, Check That... With Trying Really Hard (Except on Weekends )"

Name-related:
- Why does Pork name his team Pork? What was a Satriale? Is that a store in the East Coast?

- When is Bad Daddy officially changing his team name to Bad Daddy? Also, is Hot Rod a car reference or is it a built-in Woody joke?

- Is SC's favorite character Sonny Corleone or is that his initials? I also agree with Buffy- I wonder why SC didn't pick up another nickname.

- Whenever I see the restaurant, "Marcello's Father and Son" here in Chicago, it reminds me of FS.

- What kind of black car does plaw drive? I bet it's nice!

- I find it strangely amusing that there was a JJ5, a Double-J and a J all at the same time.

- Lastly for Buffy, are you a Kristy Swanson or a Sarah Michelle Gellar type of girl?... On a related topic, Alyson Hannigan has come a long way from the geek in the first season of Buffy. I know Pork agrees!
Posted By: fathersson

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/13/03 06:52 PM

Oh BOY, time for you to come in from the sun and take your meds!

SEE FOLKS! I told you this shit is stressful!

Do you understand how much medical help this man will need to get him back to a normal productive life!
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/13/03 06:54 PM

All I got to say is having your commute increase from 15 minutes to two hours every day leaves a man with a lot of time to think!
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/13/03 06:55 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Don Sicilia:


- Every inning that went by in last night's Florida game was killing me! Absolutely killing me!



Posted By: Big Daddy Don

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/13/03 06:56 PM

I can't answer all but I can for a few or best guess.

Regarding Buffy's upcoming book I understand it is to have a bronze cover with a big * on it. Also the original title was called Weekends - Crash and Burn. I understand she is after PL to write a prolog for it.

Regarding JGeoff using the name PORK - he thinks it will help get him 'chicks'

Regarding me using Hot Rod - see above with JGeoff.

Why didn't we give SC a nickname - we fear him.

The kind of Black car PL drives - I understand it is a Yugo - but the upgraded model.
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/13/03 07:05 PM

Hoy Cow DoucheMan!! It is clear to me you are needing your own place here pretty soon. The relatives are starting to get to you, no? Or maybe not enough numbers to crunch there at work?

I know the answer to some of your questions but I am just so overwhelmed, I can't remember what you asked without scrolling upwards. Hard to do while eating a sandwich

As for Buffy - no joke - I have never seen an episode of Vampire Slayer. I'm not a big TV watcher now that Melrose Place is off the air

My old email address used to be PokerBuff@ ____, now my new one has the word Ni9erbuff (go Niners! ) in it. Buff = Buffy, get it? I use Buffy on all my sports related sites.

While we are on the subject of names, while Douche Bigalow is a VERY clever play on words from the movie....I can't help but wonder about your motivation. Nice Catholic boy like you. The "D" word is one of those un-necessary evils. I mean a shower and soap and water would suffice... :rolleyes:
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/13/03 07:09 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Big Daddy Don:

Regarding Buffy's upcoming book I understand it is to have a bronze cover with a big * on it. Also the original title was called Weekends - Crash and Burn.
That sounds fabulous. A huuuge coffee table book I'm thinking - with lots of pictures!

Will it help ME get chicks?
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/13/03 07:12 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Big Daddy Don:
Regarding JGeoff using the name PORK - he thinks it will help get him 'chicks'

Regarding me using Hot Rod - see above with JGeoff.
You use "Hot Rod" thinking it will help get you JGeoff?? :p
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/13/03 07:15 PM

Pork: You are the rebound, my friend. He is the jilted lover of who dumped him while he was on vacation. I would proceed with caution. I understand Bad Daddy is very vulnerable right now.
Posted By: Big Daddy Don

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/13/03 07:20 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by J Geoff:
You use "Hot Rod" thinking it will help get you JGeoff?? :p
Please don't flatter yourself, and go put you ego in check. Besides I am still hurt from getting dumped on vacation - damn pu$$y waited till I was out of town. :p

Quote:
Originally posted by La Dolce Vita:
Will it help ME get chicks?
Just stay out of our way - you might cramp our style - I have this image of Geoff and I as those two 'wild and crazy guys' from SNL

'Surely you big breasted american woman would like to swing with us'

Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/13/03 07:22 PM

Here's a random thought:

What about all the people who joined only to quit? What were they afraid of? The um, half hour :rolleyes: a day it takes to make up a decent roster? Can't be the trash talking...you girls are the tamest bunch of crows I have ever seen. And I think HH should be banned permanantly for basically giving Pork the bird ( ) by naming his team "Pork This". Wow, if that isn't in your face, I don't know what is

And Bethie. You guys should be thanking her for finding something else to do with her time. She was giving a few of us a run for our money there a time or two and now that is one less egg to fry, one less wad of gum to step over. I actually called her the other day to say "wassup". I'm telling you - if THAT girl is from Baltimore, I will eat my hat. Georgia is more like it judging from the accent. I know a few of you guys know what I am talking about....

But what do I know. I sound like a Canadian, ay?
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/13/03 07:28 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by La Dolce Vita:
Hoy Cow DoucheMan!! It is clear to me you are needing your own place here pretty soon. The relatives are starting to get to you, no? Or maybe not enough numbers to crunch there at work?
The commute is getting to me!

Quote:
Originally posted by La Dolce Vita:
I can't help but wonder about your motivation. Nice Catholic boy like you.
When I was younger, and I would watch tennis on TV with my brother, and whenever the score was deuce, my brother would just say "Douche".

I carried on the proud tradition. :p
Posted By: Big Daddy Don

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/13/03 07:30 PM

Speaking of which - what the hell happened with Beth? I leave for vacation everyone is playing I come back and she is gone. So what did I miss? I poked around and appears she is still changing her roster so my guess is she is still peeking in on us. If so get your ass back in here, and if you don't want to be on the board, at least put your team back in the group. Don't worry, even if you are near the basement your cohort in crime will be there shortly - my guess is by the weekend.

Hey if you don't come back to baseball, you won't be able to play football. :p
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/13/03 07:32 PM

I bet you were one of the ones who used to change the lyrics in Manfred Mann's Blinded by the Light....revved up like a <...........>another runner in the night.

Yeah, I know your kind.....
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/13/03 07:34 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Big Daddy Don:
even if you are near the basement your cohort in crime will be there shortly - my guess is by the weekend.
Yeah, I always knew she and were tight......
Posted By: Big Daddy Don

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/13/03 07:34 PM

quote:
Originally posted by Don Sicilia:
When I was younger, and I would watch tennis on TV with my brother, and whenever the score was deuce, my brother would just say "Douche".

I carried on the proud tradition.
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/13/03 08:05 PM

I'm a little late in nosying around other people's rosters but I just realized that all top 5 players have Sammy Sosa who is now 0-2 in this current game.

Off topic: What do you all think about Ted William's son? What do you all think about cryogenics?
Posted By: SC

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/13/03 08:33 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by La Dolce Vita:
What do you all think about Ted William's son?
He's a head case.
Posted By: Big Daddy Don

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/13/03 08:42 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by SC:
He's a head case.
Actually from what I read Ted William's head is in a case.
Posted By: fathersson

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/13/03 09:09 PM

Shit, he is just trying to get a head of everyone else for World Series tickets!
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/13/03 09:16 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by La Dolce Vita:

What do you all think about Ted William's son?
Posted By: joltinjoe05

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/13/03 09:17 PM

Damn, almost in last place?

I guess I'll have to start playing hard and actually picking the players myself, instead of letting Sarah pick her "favorites"
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/13/03 09:18 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Don Sicilia:

Tampa Bay, OA? You definitely get my vote for strangest PS picks. I was briefly considering Minnesota today but then I realized: I'd be picking Minnesota.
DoucheMan: TB game is in extra innings! Sitting on only 6 points at the moment...but must I be reminded that is more than the Giants did for me last night
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/13/03 09:45 PM

Minnesota will get a 3-hit shutout and whine alerts will be all over this place. I can just see it now.

More Random Thoughts...

- Is there anyone more excited than me about Temptation Island 3? Hot girls... and all they are allowed to wear are bikinis... whoo!

- Pork doesn't talk as much trash in the afternoon... Is he working? Is he busy? Is he drinking more wine than he's used to?

- Twice this week, I've used Godfather quotes. My brother and I were betting on something, and I didn't like the terms of the bet so I told him, "You can have my answer now if you like. My offer is this -- nothing. Not even the fee for the gaming license, which I would appreciate if you would put up personally."

The second time was when a law firm sent an abrasive letter to a client of mine, and I told them that it was time "to go to the mattresses."

- By the way, Buffy, I don't think much of Ted Williams's son. He actually tried out on one of the Chicago area minor league teams, but was cut for not having enough talent or experience.
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/13/03 09:55 PM

Point 1 - I have never seen any of those reality shows but I did surf by Paradise Hotel the other night. Not sure what the premise is or how the heck you win this game but basically they put a bunch of hot guys with a bunch of hot girls and then you get to choose who you want to room with. Not a bad premise if you don't mind being filmed in bed with a guy or changing clothes or wearing the all important fashion staple - the bikini. It is a fab resort, they wait on you hand and foot, so sure I would do it....


Point 2 - Seeing how Pork was nowhere in sight last night and posted the standings early this morning, my guess is Pork pulled an all-nighter and is recovering. But he will say he is working

Point 3 - I quote movie AND song quotes ALL the time and I am the only person I know in this STATE I think that knows the GF. I once told my coworker not to worry because "it's between the brothers, Kay". Problem is his name is Chris and he now thinks I am crazy....I'm getting pretty used to the strange looks around here now....
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/13/03 10:09 PM

Random Thought/Things that make you go hmmmmm:

I KNOW what looks like - yet I picture him in real life as Paulie Walnuts. Scowl and all!

I KNOW what SC looks like, yet I picture him more like Bogey.

I picture Pork like this ----> Not sure why. But wearing a red and white striped shirt, for sure.

I KNOW what Bad Daddy looks like. I was lucky enough to see when he posted his pic for all of 2 1/2 seconds. Guys, he is hot! was a fool for dumping him! But I can only picture him with a bullet in his head now. Although I kinda liked the "legs" picture he used for about a week. But cannot picture him as Austin Powers at all...

DoucheBigalow: From what I know of you - you look NOTHING like your Pacino pic. That is ok, I am painting my own picture of a young professinal martial arts banker. Watch , I hear he is looking to replace Bad Daddy.

I KNOW what Bethie looks like. Oddly enough, nothing like Jon Bon Jovi!

The rest of the gang, I have no idea. My first instinct is that fathersson needs a shower judging from his avatar, and judging Jo Jo's rants, I picture him like the lovesick Pepe Le Pew with like all these cartoon hearts circling around his head....
Posted By: joltinjoe05

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/13/03 10:16 PM

Okay I'll join. My top ten thoughts today:

10. The new Lemonade Altoids are really good

9. It's only Wednesday!?!?! What the HELL!?!?!

8. At least my REAL team is in first place, and they're playing tonight at 7:00 on ESPN!!

7. Good thing football is here

6. I hate driving to a site at 8 in the morning and listen to dumbass contractor blow smoke in my face and then cough for a half hour then finally tell me "Listen, we got to make the right choices over here."

5. It's almost time to go

4. When do girl scouts start selling cookies again?

3. Wait a sec...I'm going out to dinner tonight with the *gasp* future in-laws!! Damn, no Royals

2. Maybe the plane will crash (no, that was mean. I do like them)

1. I'm glad everyone seemed to buy my lame "Sarah picks the players" excuse
Posted By: joltinjoe05

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/13/03 10:24 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by La Dolce Vita:

The rest of the gang, I have no idea. My first instinct is that fathersson needs a shower judging from his avatar, and judging Jo Jo's rants, I picture him like the lovesick Pepe Le Pew with like all these cartoon hearts circling around his head....
I posted my pic on that one picture thread
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/13/03 10:44 PM

Yes, I saw it - Very nice - however, I still picture hearts circling...

May I suggest you take the future in-laws to a place like Applebee's tonight? Noisy enough in there that they probably won't notice you have placed yourself in the seat facing the TV where the game is playing. Sometimes, with the right seat, it will almost be at eye-level and noone will be the wiser.

I do it all the time
Posted By: Big Daddy Don

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/13/03 10:55 PM

Well I only have a few but here is a random thought.

You know that beer commercial - about I Love, i.e. I Love the Twins

You know that part I Love the Girl at the Taco Stand ...

Well I do - yummy.

And it ends with I Love You - well I love all you guys and gals opps gal now. Ok, that is not entirely true - I don't love that Prick Bastard Tease PL - but the rest of you are OK in my book. Granted it's not much of a book and nothing like the upcoming '3*' book that Buffy is putting out but ....
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/13/03 11:00 PM

Freakin' Sosa, 0-4...

Oh, sorry, I thought this was the baseball thread... my bad! :p
Posted By: joltinjoe05

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/13/03 11:01 PM

My first suggestion was "Fitzgeralds" -- my favorite bar.

I'm quickly finding out who's going to be wearing the pants in the household. We're going to The Brown Bottle, the place where I proposed.
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/13/03 11:03 PM

Taco Stand? Hmmmm, slummin' is really getting to you,huh?

Speaking of commercials...one of my all time favorites was a while back:

Betty Crocker knows what guys like....Potatoes. Potatoes. Potatoes!

Yep. Him. I was in love for about 2 years. All it took was one look, one word.

That Listerine guy fascinates me too. The one that just keeps swishing and swishing, you know "you can do it! you can kill the germs!".... he winks right at the last. Watch for that. Wow.

I need so little to excite me. A wink. My team winning. Being on top. I'm so easy like that - but at least I ain't a tease like Bad Daddy's ex.
Posted By: Big Daddy Don

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/13/03 11:06 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by La Dolce Vita:
Taco Stand? Hmmmm, slummin' is really getting to you,huh?
Hey I'm on the damn rebound - can't you cut me some slack.
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/13/03 11:06 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by J Geoff:
Freakin' Sosa, 0-4...

Oh, sorry, I thought this was the baseball thread... my bad! :p
'Mornin' Sunshine!

Yeah I already noted that the top 5 people had him. Would have been a good wash had he actually done SOMETHING!

It IS the baseball thread. Would you rather I whine and moan some more? However, we are saving Douche Bigalow many $$'s on therapy. He has been displaced and has all these thoughts in his head!
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/13/03 11:14 PM

Oh, I don't care... just hard to keep up

And for the record... I have been working all day (well, since I finally awoke)... with a terrible hangover, I might add!
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/13/03 11:23 PM

Getting back to business...

In the suprise of the day, Pujols did not hit a homerun in the first inning.

Neither did Bonds.
Posted By: Big Daddy Don

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/13/03 11:29 PM

DB - PL would be so proud of you getting this thread back to business.

OK have I mentioned I hate Barry Bonds?

I ain't to thrilled with Sosa anymore and my tolerance for Pujols is getting low.

But I do like Marcus Giles tonight - double, RBI and run scored already - almost making up for Sosa and his offa'.
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/13/03 11:41 PM

Oh boy, look out below, fantasy baseball player falling.

This is going to be a long night.

Power outage in Olympic Stadium. If things keep going the way they are going, maybe it's better that the power stays out!
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/13/03 11:43 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by J Geoff:
And for the record... I have been working all day (well, since I finally awoke)... with a terrible hangover, I might add!
So you have been drinking more wine than you used to!

I, on the other hand, have been drinking more whine than I used to! So has Buffy!
Posted By: fathersson

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/14/03 12:54 AM

SC- I am not so sure about those Giants!
Dam Mutts- MUTTS
Now this will change the face of that game.


LDV- Let me asure you that the only time I am need of a shower is when I get finish with a roll in the hay with my lady, then again with this summer heat it could be after cutting the grass.

Anyway I am a VERY clean person, in fact I shower before I go anywhere, sometimes 3 times a day.
When I first get out of bed, before I go out in the evening and most likely before I jump in bed.

I sometimes take a shower just after I have had a shower. Yes that is right, I go to pick up my lady and if she is just jumping in or just starting her shower before we go out, I jump right in and lend her a hand!

OK so we a late alot, but our friends understand, I think.
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/14/03 01:57 AM

Wednesday

PL 1263 Phil (14) 36 1299
DB 1262 Mont (16) 34 1296
JG 1213 Oak (1) 29 1242
LD 1226 SF (-19) -1 1225
BD 1208 SF (-19) 13 1221
SC 1203 SF (-19) 11 1214
JJ. 1114 Atl (27) 75 1189
FS 1141 SF (-19) 10 1151
OA 1045 TB (11) 49 1094
HH 0711 Yanks (-22) -1 0710
Posted By: fathersson

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/14/03 02:07 AM

look out basement, here we come!
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/14/03 03:14 AM

(Whine Alert):

Piazza's a biatch.

.
.
.
.


(End Whine Alert)

Of course I already knew that the day I met him at a charity thingy when he did AAA rehab once in Albuquerque. Absolutely NO chemistry. Imagine that? Maybe the rumors are true, although I would hate to think that since he too once roomed with my man Karros.

When did he get off D/L anyway? I would have to ask a Mutts fan and unfortunately I only know ONE of THOSE in this whole world.

I'm looking at airfare. I think I need a vacation. Think I will just keep the Giants and Sammy Sosa all week while I am away. Can't be much worse, can it?

Oh, and I despise this game soooo much.......I may not play next year!
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/14/03 03:27 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by Don Sicilia:
Power outage in Olympic Stadium
I'm so blonde, I saw "Delay" on Sportscenter and immediately thought rain.... then I thought - it doesn't rain in the Dome

Ah. Power outage. Makes so much more sense now.

EDIT: DOUCHE BIGALOW!!! As I write this, Minnesota/Cleveland is tied at 0 in the 11th inning. Minnesota PS has 39 points and counting!!

What the hell kinda power do you have??????? THAT, my friend, was the ULTIMATE jinx!!!!
Posted By: SC

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/14/03 03:39 AM

Muthaf*ckin' Mets.......Its all Buffy's medication's fault!!

(Just shook up the hell outta my roster).
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/14/03 03:43 AM

Gee thanks, SC. Way to kick a girl when she is down.

You probably had more offense than I did!
Posted By: joltinjoe05

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/14/03 03:44 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by fathersson:
look out basement, here we come!
good. The cases of vaseline and a "1st half 1st place" trophy from when Plawrence was down here were really freaking me out.

Looks like I'll finally have a window!
Posted By: Big Daddy Don

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/14/03 03:53 AM

Ok - This game sucks ass. One more night like this and I ain't playing anymore.

You know I couldn't figure out what is going on - why some nights are good for me and other are not and than I realized. There is a new curse in the 2nd half, it is not the Curse of Pork - it is all cause of Buffy. When is the last time she got good points from her PS and we are all stuck with her pick tonight. Oh sure she will blame the medication but I think this all started to fall apart when her partner in crime left the game.

Buffster - why don't you be a sport and let us know who your PS is for tomorrow - c'mon show a little love. And if you don't want to help those above you - especially that Bitch PL :p , whisper it to me.
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/14/03 03:54 AM

Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/14/03 03:54 AM

What the hell was I thinking, taking a PS against Boston??
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/14/03 03:56 AM

Bad Daddy:

Because I like you so much, and you put it out there so eloquently, I will whisper softly in your ear the name of my pick for PS tomorrow - for YOU ONLY....




Not the Giants!
Posted By: Big Daddy Don

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/14/03 04:03 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by La Dolce Vita:
Not the Giants!
No duh

Appears that bitch PL is sleeping - good I hope he sleeps right through his friggin pee break. Actually I hope he pees, I just want him to sleep through it.
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/14/03 04:12 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by J Geoff:
What the hell was I thinking, taking a PS against Boston??
Wow, I wrote than when it was only 4-2. Now it's FUCKING 7-2...!! And I bet it's not over yet...!! Sonofabitch!!!
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/14/03 04:17 AM

Pork, when your pitching staff is at -19, let me know AND THEN, I will feel sorry for you.





Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/14/03 04:21 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by La Dolce Vita:
Pork, when your pitching staff is at -19, let me know AND THEN, I will feel sorry for you.
Gimme another inning or two... :rolleyes: :p
Posted By: SC

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/14/03 05:19 AM

Oh, stop your bitching.....You still got about 30 points (compared to a big 11 for me).
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/14/03 05:23 AM



-1 here.

So, this is what rock bottom feels like. I'm not staying.
Posted By: SC

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/14/03 05:48 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by La Dolce Vita:
So, this is what rock bottom feels like. I'm not staying.
Of that I'm sure. As long as Biggtone is still listed I won't dwell in the cellar either.
Posted By: SC

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/14/03 07:53 AM

The BB League site is "too busy" to handle my request to login now. I probably embarrassed myself too much with my poor showing last night, and they won't let me back in for awhile.

Poor Buffy won't be able to access the site for a week.
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/14/03 11:07 AM

Thursday

PL 36 1299 Phil
DB 34 1296 Phil
JG 29 1242 Ariz
LD -1 1225 Phil
BD 13 1221 Ariz
SC 11 1214 Atl
JJ. 75 1189 Atl
FS 10 1151 Atl
OA 49 1094 Cubs
HH -1 0710 Yanks
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/14/03 11:10 AM

What a fine day yesterday was.

I tripled my first place lead!

OK, so it went from 1 point to 3, but still....

Worked late, got home around 11:45 edt, and found my self sitting in front of my computer after midnight waiting for the results of Mueller's and Chavez' last at bats of the night.
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/14/03 01:14 PM

You know, I was all set to whine about the freaking Twins. "Go with my first choice, go with my first choice!" I was going to serve you guys some whine and cheese (although I think most of you had some last night! ). The rain during my drive into work wasn't helping either.

But something made me feel strangely calm and at peace as I drove in. I finally hit a clear sustained spot with no rain, and there it was, the sun- shaped perfectly round and fiery orange. I guess there were enough clouds, mist, or whatever in the air in that all the rays were blocked- I could look directly into it without squinting. It was beautiful. No joke! It made me feel at peace! That's when I figured that I don't have to whine today. I'll save these whines for another day.

(Also, there were some good-looking girls walking around Michigan Avenue. That always makes me feel better! The Twins giving up 4 earned runs made me feel a little better also! )
Posted By: fathersson

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/14/03 02:11 PM

Oh Boy, Oh Boy, what is a guy to do. Two days in a row I take the Giants to beat the hell out of the Mutts and twice the Mutts not only hump the legs off the 1st place Giants, but piss all over them!

So I grab my girl and head down to the pub to relax and have a few. The girl friend is bitching up a storm about her job and some bitch she works with, the guy next to me is crying his eyes out about losing his girlfriend so I grab my lady and move on to the other side of the bar and there I have to listen to a guy complain about his job and how he thinks he is going to lose his job any day now.

Dam I can't take this, I have troubles of my own. I'm sliding lower and lower into the basement I tell her. With that he Yankees are blowing their game big time and the whole place is like no mans land. Talk about a down and out place! A guy can't even go out and drown his sorrows.

Before I left last night I sat and thought on a
PS for today. Atlanta or Phillies. Atlanta got killed the night before but what the heck I like what I see and then I see they win last night so I feel a bit better. This morning I see half took Atlanta and the other half took Phillies. A couple too Ariz. I was burned big time when I took Phillies so Atlanta got the nod.

I think you folks are right, this game sucks.


This was the first time in ten years that KC has taken two of three games from the Yankees! Ten Fricken YEARS!

PIAZZA is another scum bag. Can you understand how a team playing six hundred ball and leading the list in the West is beat up but a team like the Mutts playing just over 400.Not once but twice. After the last two loses last night and the night before they have now beaten the Giants four times in their last six tries this season?
Of course tonight they will walk all over the Mutts, but no one will have them!
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/14/03 02:54 PM

I'm in 4th place? Really? Gosh, I thought I dreamed that last night....

Is it just me or does everyone around me seem really close?

Can't breathe. Getting out of here, pronto....
Posted By: Big Daddy Don

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/14/03 03:38 PM

Busy morning so far - but for those that don't know me that well - I have many connections - and let's just leave it at that. One of my connections is in the book publishing business and by cashing in a few chips or favors that I was owed I was able to get a sneak peek at a new book to come on the market soon. Being a bud I thought I would share with each of you - see below.

Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/14/03 03:42 PM



Buffy and ... very interesting combination... Even more interesting than Warren Buffet and Ahn-old!
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/14/03 04:00 PM

Bad, Bad Daddy!

And don't forget my acknowledgements on the front cover:

This book is dedicated to those men AND metrosexuals of the Gangster BBC League who always appreciated the view -whether from the front or the back. You truly inspired me to wanna kick the crap outta youse guys.

And let's not forget the reviews - on the back cover:

...a masterpiece. Buffy San Fran's sophomore effort packs a wallop. You may remember her debut book "I Was A Stadium Stalker - And Still Am"...she has come a long way from her Jackie Collins-like kiss and tell style...

...worthy of a Pulitzer...
Posted By: Big Daddy Don

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/14/03 04:09 PM

I understand that the original title was to be "I Am Third *" - however that was used in the Gale Sayers book (most think of as Brian's Song).

Also it appears now that the '3' is more wishful thinking anyway - thanks to the man that calls himself Pork. How about "I've Fallen - and I can't GET UP"

BTW - That was for Pork's book not the Buffster.
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/14/03 06:06 PM

A question, JG....

Do the comments in your "Behavior" thread refer to us here on the mini-board? :rolleyes:

No "he started it".
No more name-calling.
No more baiting.
No more fighting.
No more harassing.
No more insults.
No more bullshit.

I saw all that, and thought to myself, "It sounds like he's talking about us" :p

Everything you mention above takes place here in virtually every post.

I'd hate to risk suspension for any of that.

But, on the other hand, we wouldn't want other members who might stumble in here accidentally to think you have a double standard.
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/14/03 06:08 PM

You can't tell the difference between our playfulness and the hateful bickering found elsewhere? :p Just for that, you're suspended!! :p
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/14/03 06:20 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by J Geoff:
Just for that, you're suspended!! :p
Had to immediately post something else, just to make sure I wasn't...

I just figured out that I, JG, DB, BD, and LD probably have about 600 posts apiece on this thread. :rolleyes:

Well, maybe not BD. He only has maybe 550. After all, he started ten days late. Did he ever mention that?
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/14/03 06:21 PM

No "he started it"... Whenever someone puts one of these -> .

No more name-calling... Just look at what Bad Daddy calls Plaw now. Forgive and forget, fellas!

No more baiting... Trash talk galore- everyday! By the way, good luck to all who don't have Philly!

No more fighting... Cursing, reverse cursing, reverse reverse cursing...

No more harassing... Happens every time we make fun of someone in the basement! FS

No more insults... Bad Daddy keeps on saying he doesn't like his view! That's uncalled for!

No more bullshit... Stupid random thoughts!
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/14/03 06:32 PM

Mmmmm...Pork, is that a new cologne you are wearing? Fabulous!

Bad Daddy, new shirt? Great color, really brings out your eyes.

DoucheMan (or shall I call you Mister C... to be politically correct...) good luck on your business project. You are the best guy in the business!

, I mean plaw...have you been working out? Wow, I never noticed how good you look before.



Naw, I can't do this.

I'd rather risk suspension.....
Posted By: fathersson

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/14/03 06:55 PM

This is getting interesting- Trash talk with the ruff corners sanded down.

Sure it is tuff being towards the basement, go ahead and laugh

The 10 good things about being down low is:

1) You don't get alot of people gunning for you.
2) You can only go up from here
3) No one will steal a look at any of your players
4) you don't have to clean the place because it is already a shit hole and no one wants to come and visit
5) the rent is cheap
6) You don't have to climb the stairs
7) it is easy to steal cable TV because the box is so close!
8) you find some neat things left by other people, some good, some bad and some you don't want to even touch!
9) it sure beats being a Mutts Fan
10) You don't have DV and the other pains in the asses posting here!
Posted By: fathersson

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/14/03 07:02 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by plawrence:
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I just figured out that I, JG, DB, BD, and LD probably have about 600 posts apiece on this thread. :rolleyes:

Well, maybe not BD. He only has maybe 550. After all, he started ten days late. Did he ever mention that?
Post Count, Post count, post count, No matter where you go it is post count. Reminds me of my grandmother talking about something called S&H green stamps. What the hell can you do with them I asked? You save them and then turn them in for gifts! Yea Right I laughed

Geoff are you giving money off things for each post counted? It would be like BB gangster stamps!
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/14/03 07:12 PM

Green Stamps still exist, but they're not physical stamps any more, it's all on your account. I get them credited to me whenever I go food shopping. In about 10 years I'll earn enough for a new toaster :rolleyes:

GBB Stamps... hmmm... not if it was determined by post count!
Posted By: Big Daddy Don

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/14/03 07:22 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by La Dolce Vita:
Naw, I can't do this.
Hummmm - you don't know what you are missing than.
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/14/03 07:26 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Big Daddy Don:
[quote]Originally posted by La Dolce Vita:
[b] Naw, I can't do this.
Hummmm - you don't know what you are missing than. [/b][/quote]LD 1225 Phil
BD 1221 Ariz


Kissing butt comes so easy for you? Maybe because you insist on being so close!!
Posted By: Big Daddy Don

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/14/03 07:30 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by La Dolce Vita:
LD 1225 Phil
BD 1221 Ariz

Kissing butt comes so easy for you? Maybe because you insist on being so close!!
You don't know what you are missing. Oh and with 4 points, I am starting to untie my shoes.
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/14/03 07:41 PM

Beltre already got me 7. I'm on my tiptoes.
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/14/03 07:51 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by La Dolce Vita:

plaw...... Wow, I never noticed how good you look before.

That's 'cause your view of me is usually from behind
Posted By: Big Daddy Don

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/14/03 08:35 PM

OUCH! That was cold-blooded PL.

Anyway - can we please get back to business.

So DB - what is the scoop with Sosa, is he like not permitted to hit the ball anymore?

I have a bad feeling about tonight, I think I am gonna have to tie my shoes it's gonna be awhile before I need to take them off. But wait the weekend will soon be here and we all know the whinning that we will hear on Monday.

And for all of you guys and gal with the Phillies tonight - this is a big game for us (Phils fans) so I am hoping Wolf does not get rocked - I hope he pitches a pefect game - Go Phils.

Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/14/03 08:45 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Big Daddy Don:
So DB - what is the scoop with Sosa, is he like not permitted to hit the ball anymore?
No, he's only allowed to hit when the Cubs are off to a 10 - 0 lead.
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/14/03 10:16 PM

Sosa's a biatch too.

Wonder who of the 5+ of us will be the first one to dump him in the next few days. We all have him at 5.4 right? And NOONE wants to be the one who dumps him on the day he comes back, right??

Ok, so there IS power in Philly, right?
Posted By: joltinjoe05

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/14/03 10:52 PM

28 straight games for Pujols.

Whenever somes gets on a streak, I get very attentive.


But, no one will ever break it in my lifetime. I shouldn't worry.
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/14/03 11:04 PM

Since I promised not to whine today, I won't whine about how I changed my pitching staff in the last minute from the Cubs to the Phillies last night (not because I wanted to but because, like Buffy, someone placed a seed of doubt) and how I missed out on the Cubbies' 30 point performance. Nope, won't do it!

Hope you guys out in the east coast are alright.
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/14/03 11:28 PM

DB - learn from the Master. Do not let ANYONE influence you in things of a sports nature.

Let others decide where you go to dine out. Let them pick out your clothes, if they have good taste, of course. Let them drive your car every now and then. Say yes to silk scarves and candle wax - JUST ONCE. Tell them you love their mother/boss/effeminate brother/dog/cat - NO not their hot sister . But DO NOT share sports brains!

I plagiarized Pork on page 23 of my book - GO WITH YOUR GUT INSTINCT!! I gave him full photo credit though. Suitable for framing.
Posted By: Big Daddy Don

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/15/03 12:21 AM

Have I ever mentioned how this game sucks. Damn I picked another crappy PS tonigh- Arizona giving up 3 runs already. I should have been like the rest of you and went with the Phils. Wolf is looking good - I bet he continues pitching as he has the rest of the game. Let's go Wolf - of course if he gets pulled I can only hope the Phils put in Mesa. If so then you will be in trouble - but lets keep thinking only good thoughts for the Phils.
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/15/03 12:22 AM

I went w/ my gut and I'm off to a shitty start... :rolleyes: So let's ammend that rule... "Always go with your gut, unless you find a better choice!"

Too bad y'all didn't pick the Mutts game tonight! DAMN!!
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/15/03 12:40 AM

The lights in my building go off at 4:15.
By 4:25 we realize that most of the Northeast is experiencing a power failure.

Do I worry about my 14 year old son, home alone, with the possibility that his mother may not be able to make it home tonight? Nah. He's a big boy. He can take care of himself.

Do I worry about his mother, possibly stranded in Manhattan until who knows when? Nope. She's a big girl. She can take care of herself.

Do I worry about my 90 year old father, who, if he's outdoors, won't be able to walk up the seven flights of stairs to his apartment, and if he's in there already will be suffocating without air conditioning? Uh-uh. He has 90 years of experience. He can take care of himself.

So what am I worried about?

A) Will the Phillies game be postponed? and
B) How will I pick my team for tomorrow with my computer down?

Fortunately, though, all of the first three are OK, and I got home to good old Secaucus, NJ, and electricity.
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/15/03 12:45 AM

PL, I'm sure your ex-"honey" woulda let you drive out to Philly to make your picks

P.S. Buffy, no more offense for you, k? :p
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/15/03 12:51 AM

What Philly? I was gonna ask if I could come to your house
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/15/03 12:55 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by plawrence:
What Philly? I was gonna ask if I could come to your house
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/15/03 12:57 AM

Thursday

PL 36 1299 Phil
DB 34 1296 Phil
JG 29 1242 Ariz
LD -1 1225 Phil
BD 13 1221 Ariz
SC 11 1214 Atl
JJ. 75 1189 Atl
FS 10 1151 Atl
OA 49 1094 Cubs
HH -1 0710 Yanks
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/15/03 01:34 AM

I hate this game. I'm going out...
Posted By: fathersson

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/15/03 02:00 AM

I have a confession to make. When the power went out I, now just for a few minutes thought:

I hope Phillies game don't have any power!
I am sorry to those of you who had Phillies as your PS! It was mean of me to think that way. Even if it was only for a few minutes.
Posted By: Big Daddy Don

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/15/03 02:50 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by J Geoff:
I hate this game. I'm going out...
You know Pork - you are such a friggin baby - it is only a game and look at the way you act. I can only hope I never sound that way. :rolleyes:

Have I mentioned how this game sucks ass lately? Friggin Javey Lopez, little bastid - keeping me back in fifth place with my shoes on. And are the DBacks somehow prohibited from scoring more than 2 runs in a game. Suck ass game, I might not play anymore. I'm going out.
Posted By: joltinjoe05

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/15/03 04:25 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by fathersson:
I have a confession to make. When the power went out I, now just for a few minutes thought:

I hope Phillies game don't have any power!
I am sorry to those of you who had Phillies as your PS! It was mean of me to think that way. Even if it was only for a few minutes.
No it's not. I was hoping that the easterners wouldn't have power for a few days and therefore, wouldn't have internet access to change their lineups.

I don't feel bad. I'm wishing for another lightning bolt.

Don't make me quote The Godfather
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/15/03 11:24 AM

Friday

PL 52 1351 Cubs
DB 44 1340 Cubs
JG 36 1278 Cubs
LD 52 1277 W Sox
BD 39 1260 W Sox
SC 38 1252 Atl
JJ. 45 1234 KC
FS 45 1196 W Sox
OA 67 1161 Pitts
HH 38 0748 Yanks
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/15/03 11:42 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by La Dolce Vita:
Say yes to silk scarves and candle wax - JUST ONCE.
Somehow I missed that little nugget in all of yesterday's blackout excitement.

So, um, I don't know quite how to put this...Let's see....

Are you the "dripper" or the "drippee"?

Only once?
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/15/03 12:56 PM

Another ho-hum day for my team... :rolleyes:

The Chicago teams rule todays pitching staffs!

Should make for a fun afternoon... The Cubbies game is this afternoon so the top three should know if they are going to have a good day or not pretty early.

I just have one thing to say: Go A-Rod!
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/15/03 01:24 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by J Geoff:
"Always go with your gut, unless you find a better choice!"
Another amendment JG:
"Always go with your gut, unless you find a better choice or if your gut is telling you, "Hmmm... Detroit looks good today!".
Posted By: Big Daddy Don

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/15/03 01:30 PM

DB, my friend you confuse me. All this talk about going with your gut - etc etc

I thought your method was to go down to the basement, hook up the video like game - run a simulation and make your picks based upon that. :p
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/15/03 01:43 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by La Dolce Vita:
DB - learn from the Master. Do not let ANYONE influence you in things of a sports nature.
Oh yes, I forgot to respond to this... Thanks for reminding me, plaw!

You know, Buffy, you are so full of helpful tips... home decorating, fantasy strategy, poker strategy... The list goes on and on! You are like Martha Stewart, Dr. Phil and Johnny Chan rolled up into one!

Yes, that will be the last time anyone ever influences my fantasy picks. Ever. Those 15 points could have come in really handy. Vaulted me into first place, it would have. Why do I suddenly feel like Yoda.

As for your other advice...

Let others decide where you go to dine out... Just as long as it's not Mexican. Gives me indigestion.

Let them pick out your clothes, if they have good taste, of course... Definitely if the one picking is a girl. They usually have better taste than men.

Let them drive your car every now and then... It's about freaking time someone else drives.

Say yes to silk scarves and candle wax - JUST ONCE... Like plaw said, "Just once?"

Tell them you love their mother/boss/effeminate brother/dog/cat - NO not their hot sister... But why not their hot sister?? Reminds me of that beer commercial- the one where the guy is stuck between two roommates and one of the hot roommates says, "Why don't you just date both of us?" or the other beer commercial when the guy is over at a girl's place and her twin sister comes home and he decides to get two beers and a voiceover goes on "Never miss a good opportunity"

O.K., that's enough beer commercials.

All good advice (except for the hot sister part!)
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/15/03 01:47 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Big Daddy Don:
DB, my friend you confuse me. All this talk about going with your gut - etc etc

I thought your method was to go down to the basement, hook up the video like game - run a simulation and make your picks based upon that. :p
What can I say Bad Daddy... I'm a complicated guy.
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/15/03 01:53 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by plawrence:

PL 1351 Cubs
DB 1340 Cubs
JG 1278 Cubs
LD 1277 W Sox
BD 1260 W Sox
Even with MY fuzzy math ability, I can see that today is going to be a mover/shaker day. Gotta root for my homeboy Dodgers - EVEN with that rookie pitching for them, gotta hope Green & Company can just hit till there is no tomorrow!! Of course I wasn't the first one to let go of Sosa...don't know if anyone else did. But I will settle on a score of Dodgers 15, Cubs 5.

One point behind Pork? Gosh, c'mon! Let me enter the weekend AT LEAST at third!! That would make my day!

As for commercials? The other day I was arguing with my girlfriend over beer. She kept saying it tasted great. I said it was less filling. It got really heated, it was really embarrassing - before we knew it we were causing a scene fighting, clawing at our clothes and finally ended up in the pool half naked all over each other. You'd think those beer guys would advertise better the truth about their beers so us ladies would not have to put on such a public display....
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/15/03 01:55 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by La Dolce Vita:
DB - learn from the Master.
Another nugget I missed. :rolleyes: And in the same post.

Let's see....If we change "master" to "mistress", which, if you are referring to yourself, is as it should read, then you've answered my question about the scarves and wax.

But, just for the record, I would like confirmation of the above, please.
Posted By: fathersson

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/15/03 02:01 PM

At least down here in the lower part of the league we all took different PSs. More of a chance for some movement.

You know I'm happy with my team, based on who I could get at what price and still get some good pitching most days. Sure I would love to have some major power added, but now they are getting out of reach and also sometimes they are all or nothing just like everyone else. 7 Million ( our price) for a guy is a whole lot of green in this game. Then you see the statistics and you see their real salary is 22 million, 15 million ect. Then you see them go 0-4 to or three times

You say to yourself for that price they should be killing the ball every time at bat! I know that doesn't happen but man this is still a game and to make that much playing a game/sport is something I will never understand.That why beer is $4.50 and $3.50 for a hotdog.
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/15/03 02:27 PM

Did anyone have trouble getting into the ESPN site last night or just me? I had a hard time with most of the sites I tried to access. I have 3 computers in the house and none of them worked for me...I was thinking maybe it had to do with the power outage???

So imagine myself going to bed without ANY knowledge of how I did other than the tidbits on Sportscenter. Must've laid there a good 5 minutes worrying about my status.

*OFF-TOPIC FOOTBALL TALK*

Niners are WEAK!

I guess my first clue, other than seeing Jeff Garcia TRYING to convince us his back was not really hurt that bad, was when they panned over my team and I saw two teammates standing next to each other in the huddle...their names (as shown on their jerseys)?? Weary and Battle.

Yep. Battle Weary. That is how I felt watching this team play. Don't worry though, DoucheMan, our bet is STILL on!

Speaking of names....what about that Raider guy - Tuiasopopos ?? Sounds Greek to me!

Oh and Huggy Bear's son now plays for the Raiders. That came as my most surreal moment last night. Starsky and Hutch. Now THERE was a flashback to the past!
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/15/03 02:43 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by plawrence:
But, just for the record, I would like confirmation of the above, please.
You can be the first in line to purchase my new book coming out Everything You Ever Wanted To Know About Buffy But Were NOT Afraid To Ask - Not Just For Weekends Anymore

"History of Wood" forward written By Big Daddy Don. Illustrated by Douche Bigalow.

plaw, you are a curious . I will just say that even us SUBMISSIVE types have tricks up our garters.
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/15/03 03:26 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by La Dolce Vita:
I will just say that even us SUBMISSIVE types have tricks up our garters.
Ah. A switch, then...
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/15/03 03:29 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by plawrence:
Ah. A switch, then...
Naw. I've would never recommend the use of sharp branches or tree limbs....if they leaked sap, it could get real messy.

CAN WE PLEEEASE GET BACK TO BUSINESS HERE?

CUBS

You men could make me a VERY happy woman going into the weekend above 3rd place!
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/15/03 03:48 PM

I left last night thinking I had lost my 3rd place... woohoo!

There's always today, tho... 1 pt is just too close...
Posted By: fathersson

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/15/03 03:57 PM

Trash talk is early, which is a good sign.

I've gotten the grass cut and trimed so the old man will not yell. Between the hot days and the rain it grows like never before in August. It should be brown and dry in August.

Nothing On the TV but news and crap about the outage! Other wise a slow news day. Sick of the same old stuff?
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/15/03 04:05 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by fathersson:
Nothing On the TV but news and crap about the outage!
Try Maury: today's show is "I Have To Know... Is My Fiance My Stepbrother?"
Posted By: fathersson

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/15/03 04:05 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by J Geoff:
I left last night thinking I had lost my 3rd place... woohoo!

There's always today, tho... 1 pt is just too close...
I thought you were all tuckered out from that long post on the bad boys of the boards!

Do what they do in sports, throw their asses out of the game for a while! They will hear that quick enough!

By the way a point is a point and gets you the spot- Be happy! Others are not!- Nice rhyme!
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/15/03 04:38 PM

Those of you that have peeked at the ESPN site this morning, tell me this: when you click for information on players or probables, etc....are you just getting a blank screen?

Or is it just me?

Gotta pull out the CNNSI and yahoo bookmarks, I guess
Posted By: fathersson

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/15/03 04:50 PM

Just you -thank God
Try rebooting your computer and empty your history and or cookies- could be a memory shortage.
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/15/03 07:04 PM

For those who are keeping track Plaw, Buffy , here is an update on overall standings (1st half + 2nd half):

(points away from 1st place)
PL 6126 (0 and no one can ever take it away from him)
JG 5894 (232)
LD 5871 (255)
DB 5665 (461)
BD 5394 (732)
SC 5083 (1043)
OA 5017 (1109)
HH 4480 (1646)
UU 3924 (2202)
JJ 3222 (2904)
FS 2267 (3859)

The way I look at it, maybe the bet should be with Buffy and Pork.
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/15/03 07:41 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Don Sicilia:

JG 5894 (232)
LD 5871 (255)

The way I look at it, maybe the bet should be with Buffy and Pork.
Gee, thanks DB...NOW you tell me.

Now THAT'S a bet I think I can win!
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/15/03 08:23 PM

More fun with numbers! Random thoughts that you guys would appreciate more!

The following analysis shows the average place in the standings per week for everyone since the week they started playing. If I'm correct, it should show our consistency. It corrects for the situation when someone scores an inordinate amount of points one week and be in last place the other weeks.

PL 3.32
LD 3.84
JG 4.05
DB 4.68
BD 5.17
JJ 5.55
OA 6.22
SC 6.53
HH 7.47
FS 8.22

As expected, Plaw is in first place again. A switch between Buffy and Pork occurs. I'll let you guys draw your own conclusions from this!
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/15/03 08:26 PM

By the way, this is by no means a slam on Mr. F(undamental)S! That's just how the numbers worked out.
Posted By: Big Daddy Don

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/15/03 08:30 PM

You must really have nothing to do in work on a Friday afternoon do you.

Anyway - in the event I never mentioned this in the past but in the first half I did start 10 games late - were you aware of that? Not sure if that was included in your number crunching. If it wasn't - don't worry I am not that interested in the outcome anyway - as much as having the opportunity to let everyone know I did start 10 games late in the first half.

OK - back to BIZ Ness

So Sammy gets a few points and the two people ahead of me have him - figures. Actually my thought is they both fear me - rather than challenge me they just take my players - look at Buffy, she even took my PS.
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/15/03 08:32 PM

I actually have plenty to do. Just can't seem to concentrate...
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/15/03 08:49 PM

Way to wind down on a Friday afternoon DoucheMan!!

Maybe you should start your commute "home" early - after the Cubs game, of course

So, it is official. By the looks of your numbers DB... Pork and I DO indeed share a brain.

Bad Daddy: I took your PS?? Everyone knows I do my roster around lunchtime - MST. What time did you do yours?
Posted By: Big Daddy Don

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/15/03 08:52 PM

If you must know - I always take my PS first thing in the morning - throughout the day I make tweaks - and my first thing in the morning happens a lot sooner than yours. :p
Posted By: fathersson

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/15/03 08:59 PM

Gangster Fantasy Baseball- Home of the Biggest and Best Bullshit in the Game!

If you people could bullshit talk points we would all be leading this whole ESPN thing!
Posted By: fathersson

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/15/03 09:01 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Don Sicilia:
More fun with numbers! Random thoughts that you guys would appreciate more!

The following analysis shows the average place in the standings per week for everyone since the week they started playing. If I'm correct, it should show our consistency. It corrects for the situation when someone scores an inordinate amount of points one week and be in last place the other weeks.

PL 3.32
LD 3.84
JG 4.05
DB 4.68
BD 5.17
JJ 5.55
OA 6.22
SC 6.53
HH 7.47
FS 8.22

As expected, Plaw is in first place again. A switch between Buffy and Pork occurs. I'll let you guys draw your own conclusions from this!
could you please show us the formula that you used for this result.
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/15/03 09:05 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Big Daddy Don:
... and my first thing in the morning happens a lot sooner than yours. :p
Bragging about your Wood again? :rolleyes:
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/15/03 09:09 PM

After converting each of the scores for each week into a rank (if you won the week, you get a 1 and so on), I added up all your ranks and divided them by the number of weeks you played in. That means for you FS, I only added up ranks from week 11. All this was done on Excel, so it was easy.

BTW, Bad Daddy, that means I accounted for 7 of your missing 10 days!
Posted By: fathersson

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/15/03 09:10 PM

Now there is wood and then there is a pee hard-on.
That is if the little fella didn't wet his bed!
Posted By: fathersson

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/15/03 09:13 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Don Sicilia:
After converting each of the scores for each week into a rank (if you won the week, you get a 1 and so on), I added up all your ranks and divided them by the number of weeks you played in. That means for you FS, I only added up ranks from week 11. All this was done on Excel, so it was easy.

BTW, Bad Daddy, that means I accounted for 7 of your missing 10 days!
That explains it. I just sat in the basement the rest on the first half waiting for the new game to start. Check and see my rank for just the 2nd half when I was really trying!
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/15/03 09:19 PM

You buttcracks with Cubbies reek.

C'MON L.A.!!!!

Don't let your one fan down!!

Not too late for -----> CUBS
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/15/03 09:22 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by fathersson:
That explains it. I just sat in the basement the rest on the first half waiting for the new game to start. Check and see my rank for just the 2nd half when I was really trying!
You would place in a tie for 7th just for the 2nd half, FS.

PL 3.750
DB 4.000
JG 4.500
LD 4.500
BD 5.250
SC 5.500
JJ 6.000
FS 6.000
OA 6.750
HH 8.500
Posted By: fathersson

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/15/03 09:26 PM

Thank- you that looks better!


By the way first Six people all have Sammy and seven people overall.

Now I figured my losing problem, No Sammy

after this inning sammy is going down SAMMY
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/15/03 09:48 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by La Dolce Vita:
[b]C'MON L.A.!!!!


Not too late for -----> CUBS [/b]
Well, looky there. A run for LA after I posted that. Not Beltre though

Again: CUBS
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/15/03 09:53 PM

Cubs win, Cubs win!!

27 points! Not too shabby!
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/15/03 09:54 PM

Reek.
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/15/03 10:21 PM

Ahh, how nice! I take a break from working and check my numbers, and a nice 33 pts for PS+Sammy! (Buff, I thought you got rid of him! Dammit!)

Can't wait for those Texas sluggers to pummel the ChiSox!! BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!

Let's see... sure, Loaiza (15-5, 2.24) looks good against Lewis (5-7, 7.84) despite Texas having a winning record at home and ChiSox a losing record on the road... and the Rangers hitting .313 against him... and his 5.31 career ERA at Arlington... but sure, he does seem the obvious pick! (just kidding, you'd be a fool to pick Lewis )
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/15/03 10:37 PM

Wow. You are cruel.

Guess this is where my offense is gonna have to step up and make a statement.

Am I surprised I share 3 players with the Porkster? :rolleyes:

I don't think I am playing next year.

(Imagine, white boys trying to wear bronze... )
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/15/03 10:41 PM

Oh, damn... speaking of offense, I have 2 ChiSox tonight and you have none! Well, I just hope it's a high-scoring game on both sides C'mon A-Rod!!

(Totally just jinxed myself... I never learn!)
Posted By: fathersson

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/15/03 11:11 PM

and others! Dam you!

Maybe you should go and police the trouble makers and let us get our points before you jinx us all.
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/15/03 11:22 PM

Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/15/03 11:24 PM

Friday

PL 1351 Cubs (27) 54 1405
DB 1340 Cubs (27) 57 1397
JG 1278 Cubs (27) 57 1335
SC 1252 Atl (8) 46 1298
LD 1277 W Sox (-18) 6 1283
BD 1260 W Sox (-18) 10 1270
JJ. 1234 KC (-13) 24 1258
OA 1161 Pitts (15) 57 1218
FS 1196 W Sox (-18) 12 1208
HH 0748 Yanks (12) 44 0792
Posted By: fathersson

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/15/03 11:36 PM

All right, I see you went and took some police action. Sorry to see you didn't go right down the list and put three or four on the chair for a little time out. They are all quilty. Thread after thread! The same people day in and day out.

Now, if I can just get some points tonight. Not even to get out of the basement but to stop falling back any further!
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/16/03 01:54 AM

8-0 Texas after 6 innings?? DAMMIT!! I wanted it to be more like 12-11 with offense from Konerko and Crede!!! But, I guess my work here is done... Sorry FS, just trying to get ahead a little

It's not personal, it's strictly business...
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/16/03 01:58 AM

Looks like I'll be up late watching the Chavez-Mueller battle again.

Advantage to being on the East Coast: You have until 3 AM to tweak your roster.

Advantage to being on the West Coast: The games are over before bedtime.
Posted By: fathersson

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/16/03 02:19 AM

Oh what a night!
Posted By: fathersson

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/16/03 02:59 AM

Lewis pitch a great game, I have to admit that, but I am still not a happy camper!
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/16/03 03:04 AM

Don't underestimate the power of The Curse! )
Posted By: fathersson

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/16/03 03:08 AM

the worst part is my guys are putting up points and the PS take 18 of them away!
I guess I took the wrong Chicago team tonight!
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/16/03 08:34 AM

Saturday

DB 1397 Fla (17) 47 1444
PL 1405 Cubs (-20) 24 1429 *
JG 1335 Bost (30) 61 1396
SC 1298 Bost (30) 76 1374
LD 1283 Oak (28) 62 1345
BD 1270 Fla (17) 67 1337 **
FS 1208 Bost (30) 86 1294 **
OA 1218 Bost (30) 71 1289
JJ. 1258 KC (-34) 18 1276 **
HH 0792 Yanks (26) 53 0845

* Beltran 14 pts
** Guillen 13 pts
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/16/03 08:40 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by fathersson:
the worst part is my guys are putting up points and the PS take 18 of them away!
That must be one of the fundamentals you mastered. :p :rolleyes:

"Pick a lot of guys from the team opposing your pitching staff. That way, if you get a well pitched game, it hurts your offense. When you have a good offensive day, it hurts your pitching"

Of course, you could also look at it this way:

"I picked a pitching staff, but just in case it was a bad pick, let me throw a bunch of offensive guys from the other team on my roster. That way I cover myself"

Posted By: SC

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/16/03 10:41 AM

Hmmmm, plawrence posted the rosters at 4:34, and then editted the list at 5:11. Thats a half hour pee break.

C'mon plawrence, tell the truth - your first name is really "lawrence" and the first initial is really an adjective, right? :p
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/16/03 10:46 AM

Not a pee break, unfortunately. Couldn't sleep.

The "edit" was after 5 AM, when the scores became "official".
Posted By: fathersson

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/16/03 01:37 PM

Yes a bad night and to little thought given when I picked a PS! That what happens when you do a quick pick and don't really look things over.
I had changed my 1B the day before when I finally realized that Jeff Connie wasn't up to playing anymore.

Real truth is I only had one Texas player on my team and two Soxs with a sox pitching staff. So it wasn't that I "Pick a LOT of guys from the team opposing your pitching staff".

The PSsI have been picking must be ok as many on our board are picking the same ones. So I guess we are all thinking wrong. Even the anouncers on last nights game was saying Lewis was pitching the game of his career and his numbers never showed any of this. Not that this made it any better but reinforced that I had chosen the right team against him on paper anyway.

"That must be one of the fundamentals you mastered" Boy you never let a guy live something down! Well, I do have the basics down, but need some help on the finer points of the game.
Oh Winner of the First Half , would you be my friend and help this poor boy. After all a great player like yourself can not be threaten by a basement dweller like me! Take a look at my team and let me know if you see anything majorly wrong! Take me up a step or two oh great one!
(Bowing with my hands in front of me) A man may never be know as great without helping those less fortunate then himself.
Posted By: fathersson

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/16/03 04:10 PM

You know I looked at last nights events and I had 30 points from my team.Not to bad with Bill Mueller & Shannon Stewart both going 0-6 and 0-5 sure didn't help.
The Sox's putting me down -18 in the hole was the big stinker of the night.
Posted By: SC

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/16/03 05:17 PM

Its a game of coulda, woulda, shoulda, FS.

Go figure, I had 3 BoSoxer's in my offense, and they gave me a total of ONE point, yet I still had the second best offensive night of anyone in our league. Sure, one or two of your hitters having an explosive night can make a big difference, but it really comes down to having the right ps on any given night.
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/17/03 12:33 AM

Beltran (14 pts) & Guillen (13 pts) really saved a few asses today... sure wish I had one of them...
Posted By: SC

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/17/03 01:53 AM

I was happy with my results today, but I had a tough time picking a ps for tomorrow....lots of close picks there.
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/17/03 02:12 AM

I spent more time trying to decide on tomorrow's PS than probably any day this year! Ugh. Not happy with my pick - or any other pick I'd've taken. But you know what's even worse?? Take a look at Monday!
Posted By: fathersson

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/17/03 02:47 AM

Had a great night tonight with 86 points. Helped me get my head in order.

Thanks SC for the words. This game doesn't have to be dog eat dog.

Trying to pick a PS within my money without getting rid of a good player is tuff. Not whining.

Next step is to look at Monday's PS just for the hell of it Geoff, I hope I can sleep after that.
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/17/03 10:42 AM

Sunday

PL 1429 Fla (20) 52 1481
DB 1444 Cubs (16) 34 1478
SC 1374 Yanks (38) 59 1433
JG 1396 Toro (3) 32 1428
LD 1339 Yanks (38) 78 1417
BD 1337 Yanks (38) 58 1395
OA 1289 Cubs (16) 51 1340
FS 1294 Bost (15) 34 1328
JJ. 1277 KC (18) 45 1322
HH 0845 Yanks (38) 61 0906
Posted By: AngelaMarie

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/17/03 11:23 AM

I found this baseball website: http://www.baseballology.com/

Just thought you all might find it interesting.
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/17/03 11:30 AM

Well, congratulations DB. Looks kind of funny to see you on top of the standings. First time, if I'm not mistaken.

Party. Celebrate. Trash talk. Hurl insults. Go crazy .

Enjoy yourself, fella. You won't be there for long.

Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/17/03 11:39 AM

Are you a baseball fan, AngelaMarie?

If you are, get in the game. We have an opening in the ladies auxilary.

You could name your team "The Dangerous Divas". Or how about "The Midwestern Chicks"?

Picking on only one girl all the time is no fun, although I will say she gives as good as she gets.
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/17/03 03:11 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by plawrence:

Picking on only one girl all the time is no fun, although I will say she gives as good as she gets.
Yep, I'm a giver.

Hard to believe since I woke up this morning STILL in 5th place

Ok, I have counted to 10 and to hell with the jinx...

The only thing that could have given me greater joy yesterday than watching LA score 10 runs against the Cubbies would have been to watch them score 11. Sweet justice for what happened to ME the day before. Kept hoping Shawn Green would score the final RBI - sweet, sweet justice indeed.

Imagine after seeing the Oakland score yesterday of 6-4 how I felt later when I saw that only one run was earned! Nice.

I've been home all weekend so I truly have no excuse if I crash and burn this weekend....
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/17/03 07:59 PM

I'm in trouble today... freakin' Moose and Fla working on shutouts... :rolleyes: All of a sudden I hate my pick... (well, I hated it yesterday, too...)
Posted By: SC

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/17/03 08:35 PM

Wooohooo....Yankee game is over....38 points from their ps! (3 hit shutout).
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/17/03 08:42 PM

Ditto: what SC said....Woo hoo!

Hey DoucheMan, watching the Cubs game? Of course you are! If you see Ozzy around, could ya run him over? It is NOT that hard of a song to memorize!!!
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/17/03 09:07 PM

Fucking Helliday... Looks like I'm moving DOWN after tonight!
Posted By: fathersson

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/17/03 11:22 PM

Guys who took the Yankees- Great going. They pitched a great game. 38 Points from PS alone is a great start to a night.

My last pick and Mondays are a gamble, but what the hell I love a gamble. That is until it turns to shit and I kick myself for being so dumb! Just like not spend my bucks on a better PS.

Geoff, having a bad night can be put to a good use.
Head thru the threads and start banning those wise ass trouble makers! You will feel wondeful after that.

By the way have you noticed the same names on those problem threads. A short time out from the boards may REALLY send a message to them who just can't stay out of the fray! The others will take note and maybe fall in line.

By the way you can start with anyone who is above you/me on the Fantasy Baseball list!
Posted By: fathersson

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/17/03 11:26 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by J Geoff:
Fucking Helliday... Looks like I'm moving DOWN after tonight!
Don't worry Big Guy We'll leave a light on for you!

Shit I think those other guys already have your stuff packed and in the hallway already! Dam what happen to Sportsmanship/ friendship?
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/17/03 11:44 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by fathersson:
I do have the basics down, but need some help on the finer points of the game.
Oh [b]Winner of the First Half
, would you be my friend and help this poor boy. After all a great player like yourself can not be threaten by a basement dweller like me! Take a look at my team and let me know if you see anything majorly wrong! Take me up a step or two oh great one!
(Bowing with my hands in front of me) A man may never be know as great without helping those less fortunate then himself. [/b]
Well.

I intended to respond your plea sooner, but, contrary to popular belief, I do have other interests and committments outside of our Fantasy Baseball League.

Let me say this. I have developed a set of criteria which I apply every day to my selections. Some of the criteria are, of course, more important than others.

Looking at your roster for the day in question yielded several picks in which you and I differed. But you did far better than I on that day. Which accounts for the "luck" element, which plays a large part here.

But for me to divulge, publicly, what my strategy is would be idiotic, don't you think? It has served me well through these many weeks, and I have no desire to give you or any of the other players any insight into my thinking.

I will, however, point out to you that my daily picks follow a consistent pattern. If you take the time to study them, and learn what those consistencies are, you will have learned on your own anything that I could tell you. In other words, do your homework.

So your father taught you poker, huh? Did he ever do any playing in Atlantic City? Perhaps he and I are acquainted.
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/18/03 12:14 AM

Hey, DB....

Where's Pujols? Not in the starting lineup tonight. ... .....
Posted By: OleificioAndreassi

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/18/03 12:17 AM

Noooooooo!!!

Winnie the Poo- jols aint playin
Wat a frickin puss, I's expecting big thangs from him

This means A-rod gotta hit 2hrs t-night

Even though I already g'd all ya'll up this week


Hay- I turned on the Tv today & I saw the Pirates on & they were wearin blue unis & playin in Wrigley. It looks like we added some guys too. Alex Gonzolas has joined Aramis Ramirez & Randal Simon in the infield and get this--Sammy Sosa himself has joined Kenny(G)Loften in the outfield. I like the additions but why did the pirates change der unis???
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/18/03 01:07 AM

JG 61 1396 Toro (3) 15+ :rolleyes:


YOO-HOO!!! OFFENSE! HERE I AM!!! HELLO??
Posted By: fathersson

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/18/03 01:14 AM

Thanks Pl for the words. You are right, much has to with luck. Any given night things can go right or wrong. Just look at today, who plays, who didn't, who is sick or has a bug up there ass.


I do find my weakness to be I know less then I thought about baseball and do not have or want to give some much time researching as much as you need to really do a good job. Christ, there is so much to look at, so many teams, when you figure you deal with the whole pie of teams and players.

I feel I have a good base of players for day to day. Good values and by biggest problem is Mondays. Keep, Drop and dollar values. Not to mention usally crap matchup for PSs.

At least with cards their are only 52 player with four teams to worry about. When you have a card you know its value and don't have to depend on its play to give you value, it is there.

Pop, plays many places, but I don't believe he spends much time in New Jersey. His games are more what you call "Private" type groups with limits to high for this young guy or the usally family man. Please don't let me mislead you. He isn't a pro gambler, just a high stakes player who does very well for himself. Corporate boys who like to get together and leave business worries, wives and family behind and get down to the game for several hours at a time or weekend getaways.
The dice seems to be more his game when out in a casino even though I have seem him roll the bones in a few private games. His biggest bitch is having to supply my mother with funds to keep her busy so he can enjoy himself.
The other thing is he hates baseball. Bastards went on strike and he never forgave them.

Still have to find a PS for Monday- Got any good hints? Drop me a hint!
Posted By: SC

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/18/03 09:01 AM

Monday's picks:

DB 1478 ChiSox
PL 1466 ChiSox
SC 1433 Rockies
JG 1428 Rangers

LD 1414 Braves
BD 1395 Braves
OA 1340 Expos
FS 1328 Expos
JJ. 1322 Royals

HH 0906 Yankees

OA had, by far, the best of last week.

(seven different ps picked....is that a record?)
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/18/03 01:00 PM

Congrats OA on winning Week 19!

So I go into my office late Saturday night, early Sunday evening to change my team for the Sunday games. No, I wasn't working- I was in the city for a party. Anyway, imagine my surprise when I saw that I was in first place. Let me repeat that:

I was in first place!

Nope, no crowing from me. Just like scoring a touchdown, you gotta act like you've been there before. I just don't remember if I ever have!

Good luck everyone!
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/18/03 01:57 PM

Wow, official and unofficial pts were that far off?? Sorry, PL

(seven different ps picked....is that a record?)

I think the Rangers and Rockies picked the same day is a record!
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/18/03 02:02 PM

No apologies necessary, JG.

When I checked the box score and play by play early last evening, I knew that the last friggin' 5 runs that SD scored were earned, and that the PS total for Florida was wrong.
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/18/03 02:11 PM

SHIT! My SP changed, and not for the better
Posted By: fathersson

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/18/03 02:18 PM

Morning Folks,

I see inflation has set in on the old Fantasy Baseball selection list. I was looking for some play in the players so I would have more to spend, but I guess not. Every one good goes up up up and those that suck go down down down I couldn't pick up one dollar on the monday morning shift, in fact most of my players when up, making them that much harder to drop without giving me chest pains!

It gets to the point where you hate to give up a player because of his value, only to replace him with another less valuable person for one day. Makes you feel like you are sliding backwards.

Dam that has to be the worst decison for me.
Just like you folks who had Sammy and he goes 0-4 or 0-5 every other dam day. Anyone every figure what he avgs. out to. Would it be better to have him give you 8 points one day and nothing the next or have a guy give you 3 to 5 points every day?

Worst is thinking you have a great player and the son of a bitch doesn't play for what every reason that day. Makes you feel like you were screwed royal.

This is what you mean PL about working alittle harder to find key guys at a lower price I guess.

Any one have some antiacids? I think my tummy is feeling the pain!
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/18/03 02:35 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by fathersson:
It gets to the point where you hate to give up a player because of his value, only to replace him with another less valuable person for one day. Makes you feel like you are sliding backwards.
I may be the minority here (and what the heck does a currently 5th place person know ANYway ) but I never have a problem letting people go. I have an attention span of a gnat and get bored too easy.

I have always maintained it makes the game more interesting when the values are higher because then not everyone has the same "heavy hitters" and it is a challenge to find those "diamonds in the rough" who can smack the ball out and the RBI's in for less money.

Everyone can have an A-Rod, a Delgado, a Sosa. But when the values are this high, most people can only afford one, maybe two at the most and the challenge lies therein to find a cheaper slugger. More fun, I say
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/18/03 02:46 PM

I just realized that I did a bush-league move of keeping Pujols on my roster for today...
Posted By: fathersson

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/18/03 03:04 PM

but I never have a problem letting people go. I have an attention span of a gnat and get bored too easy.

Boy, I hope my girlfriend never gets that way!

You are right there about finding new players helping getting more into the game. I will watch to see who gets rid of Sammy and who hangs on to him. Seven people had him last I looked.

New players will not be so great every time out so there will be bigger highs and lows too. So we may bite the big one more. So if you get a bad PS and a bad bunch of players you will be behind
some big numbers some days! Oh, this is to much work for me!

Like I said before I now know how little I know about so many players and teams outside my home viewing area as much as I should to draw upon them in this game. I guess that is why you see so many west coast players on peoples team who live out there and so many east coast players on this side of the country.
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/18/03 03:12 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by fathersson:

I guess that is why you see so many west coast players on peoples team who live out there and so many east coast players on this side of the country.
Now THIS I agree with. I stand back and notice my completed roster sometimes and it sticks out that I have many west-of-the-Mississippi players AND/OR NL players only because I feel I know alot more about them. I don't do this deliberately, but when I look at the finished product it is pretty obvious.

Congrats DoucheMan. Try to stay on top a while, man. It's a rush.
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/18/03 04:20 PM

Thanks Buffy.

Surprisingly, there are three afternoon games today, which should make for a fun afternoon.
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/18/03 04:41 PM

MY game is early this afteroon, now DB describe your idea of fun. My idea and YOUR idea of FUN may be different today!!

Regardless, by the time quitting time comes, I will be laughing or crying. Or both

Bad Daddy, were you counting on a low scoring pitcher's duel? Or was it something else that made you go for the Braves??
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/18/03 04:43 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by La Dolce Vita:
Bad Daddy, were you counting on a low scoring pitcher's duel? Or was it something else that made you go for the Braves??
At first, I thought you were taunting him. Then I realized you had the Braves also. In any case, good luck to you both! :p
Posted By: Big Daddy Don

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/18/03 05:04 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by La Dolce Vita:


Bad Daddy, were you counting on a low scoring pitcher's duel? Or was it something else that made you go for the Braves??
Actually I am hoping and expecting an Atlanta rout. Notice my entire team has players from Atlanta and Yanks on it. Not intentional but I was out most of the day and when I took the players that is how it shook it. I noticed it late and said what the hell, let it ride it is Monday.

However if either game gets rained out - I will be big time pissed - my only fear with it and will than have to remove my team from the group for a week to regroup and save myself the embarrashment.
Posted By: fathersson

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/18/03 05:11 PM

My game is also in the afternoon, which is better for me. Some of those late night games were killing me. Dam, it would be one thing if I was a book maker, but crap the prise here isn't worth killing yourself over.

I know the Expos are a long shot, but I think I liked this game the best. Hell, if the Mutts can beat them twice and the Expos took last nights game there just may be a good shot as anything else. Crap some times I think you are better just picking names from a hat. ( as he throws salt over his shoulder)

Like I said last week I will never understand how a last place dog team in the 400pct can beat a 640 pct team so often. Something does smell porky around here!
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/18/03 05:15 PM

SC,

The Rockies PS and four Mets on offense???

What exactly are you hoping will happen here?
Posted By: fathersson

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/18/03 05:31 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by plawrence:
SC,

The Rockies PS and four Mets on offense???

What exactly are you hoping will happen here?
He is Praying for a rainout!


Or he is praying that he strikes out all the other mutts that he doesn't have!
That is like buying insurance at the blackjack table-
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/18/03 06:27 PM

SC sure picked the right Mets for his offense.

Piazza, Reyes, Wigginton, and Phillips have 21 points between them thru 4 innings. The other 5 Mets in the starting lineup have 3.

At least the Colorado PS is minus 10.
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/18/03 06:47 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by plawrence:
SC,

The Rockies PS and four Mets on offense???

What exactly are you hoping will happen here?
Well, I shouldn't laugh cuz that'd jinx ME... but yeah, man, what were you thinkin'? (Hey, what can I say, I'm getting VERY negative tonight, freakin' Texas changing SP on me)

Anyway -

I, too, found myself loaded up: 4 Braves, 2 Rangers... Glad I at least picked the Mutt Phillips for 8+ points... at the expense of Colorado

But, doesn't matter... Valdes sucks. My only hope is that even HE can handle Detriot!
Posted By: fathersson

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/18/03 10:02 PM

Expos- 33 points- (3 hit shutout!) Over the giants!

and it looks like the mutts shut out those Rockies with a 2 hit shutout.
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/18/03 10:14 PM

SC's INTERESTING STRATEGIC MOVE

If it seems as thought I'm beating this horse to death, it's only because I find it interesting for some reason.

4 ofensive players from the Mets, 26 points
Rockies PS, -13 points
Net result, plus 13 points.

Was this sound strategy? Did it work? Was the move profitable?
Here's the way I figure it:

A good day in this game is 60 points. ( offensive players, 4 at bats each, 36 at bats, one point for each at bat, 36 points in offense
Add another 24 points for pitching .

60% of your points from offense
40% of your points from pitching.

So today, SC used 40% of his total for his PS,
and 4 of his 9 offensive players, or 44% of the remaining 60%, or 26%. So he used 66% of his total to gain 13 points.

With about 20 offensive at bats left for his 5 players, on average he can expect another 20 points or so.

Which would leave him with a 33 point total for the day.

Now, if he had taken the Mets, PS......
Posted By: fathersson

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/18/03 10:18 PM

or those wonderful Expos!
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/18/03 10:55 PM

Interesting analysis, plaw.

Picking offensive players playing against your pitching staff amounts to essentially a hedge against having a really bad day. Imagine if SC refused to pick any Mets today... He would have even had a worse day.

This hedge is risky though, as we've discussed before because i) you have to pick the offense that produces against your PS, ii) the only way you come out on top is if they get extra basehits (as SC's Mutt choices did today) and iii) you do it at the expense of offensive/PS balance as plaw pointed out.
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/19/03 12:12 AM

Monday's picks:

DB 1478 ChiSox (23) 46 1524
PL 1466 ChiSox (23) 53 1519
JG 1428 Rangers (46) 87 1515
LD 1414 Braves (29) 59 1473
BD 1395 Braves (29) 72 1467
SC 1433 Rockies (-13) 31 1464
OA 1340 Expos (33) 67 1407
FS 1328 Expos (33) 52 1380
JJ. 1322 Royals (-27) -4 1318
HH (not doing HH until he plays)
Posted By: fathersson

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/19/03 03:38 AM

Geoff, you S.O.B.- 16 innings- 46 points!

You fell into shit and came out smelling like a rose!

Dam, it is not over till it is over!
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/19/03 03:38 AM

Wow - I should bitch about my PS more often! Probably the best day Texas has had the past decade!
Posted By: fathersson

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/19/03 03:42 AM

You lucky S.O.B. The two worst teams in the whole world! at 3.3

That blows the whole world apart!

JJ and SC had a off night tho, everyone else did well.
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/19/03 03:50 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by fathersson:
The two worst teams in the whole world! at 3.3
Yeah, well... I looked through the match-ups and not one of them stood out at all as being a no-brainer. So I figured I'd go cheap, and stock up on offense. The ORIGINAL Texas SP had given up 3 runs the past couple games, plus, it was against Detroit, so I figured WTF, I'll deal with 3 runs. But then I had a heard attack when that SP was replaced with a worse one! Egads... Luck... Yes, that's the right word! I have plenty of it - tho usually it's of the "bad" variety!
Posted By: fathersson

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/19/03 03:55 AM

What do they say, Better lucky then good!

Can't wait to see what PL has to say about that! Statistics, Odds, and now lucky options.
I was happy with 52 points with three guys out of action on a monday, but dam you hit the old gold mine!
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/19/03 04:09 AM

Err uhh... you must've misread me? I didn't say I was lucky. What I said was, I had spent many painstaking hours researching every player vs every starter and reliever, in that stadium, during this time of year, during such weather conditions,... and even factored in the phase of the moon and how colorful their uniforms are!

So there! :p
Posted By: fathersson

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/19/03 04:15 AM

Dam, that must be what I am doing wrong.
Why didn't I think of "the phase of the moon and how colorful their uniforms are!"
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/19/03 05:28 AM

I think that the rules should be changed so that extra innings don't count.

All in favor say "aye"

Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/19/03 05:31 AM

Aye! .... don't think so...
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/19/03 05:34 AM

I think it is great. More power to the Pork.

Had it been you , I may feel differently

I may want MY team to go those extra innings some day. Of course, it would be a joy just to have some of my Oh-ffensive guys show up.

I am still riding the Pork from close behind. Just a matter of time until he is seeing the back of my knees.

Early pee break??
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/19/03 05:39 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by La Dolce Vita:
I think it is great. More power to the Pork.

Had it been you , I may feel differently
Oh, very nice. Now you're ganging up on me :rolleyes:

Some pee break this turned out to be.
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/19/03 05:45 AM

Bitterman. Party of one????

Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/19/03 05:53 AM

It's good to be the king!



Don't worry, tomorrow should be a totally different story!!
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/19/03 09:59 AM

Tuesday

DB 46 1524 W Sox (20) 58+
PL 53 1519 LA ()
JG 87 1515 Tex (9) 49+
LD 59 1473 Ariz ()
BD 72 1467 Minn (29) 55+
SC 31 1464 LA ()
OA 67 1407 Atl ()
FS 52 1380 Atl ()
JJ. -4 1318 KC ()
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/19/03 10:29 AM

Pitching Stats: W-L, E.R.A.

DB 19-14 3.08
PL 22-12 3.43
JG 16-18 3.84
LD 15-18 3.94
BD 14-19 4.22
SC 20-13 4.28
OA 16-17 4.27
FS 19-14 3.67
JJ 18-15 4.69

FS, You're a good pitching staff picker. You need to do better on offfense.

Interesting how the ERA's almost exactly follow the standings.
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/19/03 12:50 PM

Holy Mother! I was so busy yesterday that, although I was in front of a computer the whole freaking day, I didn't change my team.

:rolleyes:
Posted By: Big Daddy Don

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/19/03 01:07 PM



This game annoys me





I hate – hate Hate HAte HATe HATE this game . I was all set to move up a ranking to get atop 'Ms. Crash & Burn' herself with a 1 point lead when I saw ARod ground out in like the 13th inning – so he was 0 -6. I was thinking he won’t even get another at bat only to see him hit a 2 run homer three innings later. Uggg – that is 2 nights in a row he has kept me at bay in the standings – that bastid. And if any of you ARod lovers and owners out there just once today mentions how good he is – I will end it all for you. I will put him on my roster tonight and you all know what that means once he hits my roster – yep he becomes Sosa :rolleyes: . No more homers, no more multi hit games, no more extra base hits – nothing – so I expect not to hear the name of ARod mentioned today. And to show how strong the voodoo I have when players are on my team – here is an example. JJ5 has asked that if Pujols continues on his hitting streak that if he gets close enough to Jolting Joe – he will pay me to pick him up – knowing it will be the end of that streak. Of course I did gain one spot in the standings so I shouldn’t complain that much . Ugg – this game sucks a$$ - I hate it – I might not play anymore.



Now I need to get to meetings all in my pissed off mood - I believe I am about to have aneurism. Maybe there will be a dog to kick on the way to help make me feel better.
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/19/03 02:03 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Big Daddy Don:
– so I expect not to hear the name of ARod mentioned today.
A-Rod

Go ahead. Cast your mo-jo on me. I ain't scared.

And to make you feel better as you go to all those boring meetings?

I have the day off work today

signed,

Ms. Crash & Burn
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/19/03 02:22 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Don Sicilia:
Holy Mother! I was so busy yesterday that, although I was in front of a computer the whole freaking day, I didn't change my team.

:rolleyes:
That's ok. I don't think Pork changed his at all and probably ON PURPOSE!

I made up my roster yesterday around lunchtime but didn't get a chance to "tweak" last night. There were huge lightning and thunderstorms here and I was afraid I would get started tweaking and lose power in the middle and somehow be over cap or something.

I'm not happy with my offense today (I HAVE A-Rod - another shameless opportunity to bug Mister Voodoo) but maybe if I complain about it enough and say bad things about it, I too can have what Pork had yesterday.... :rolleyes:
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/19/03 02:25 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by J Geoff:
Wow - I should bitch about my PS more often!
If that's the case, then you should have had this good pitching staff day a long time ago- if not everyday! :p
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/19/03 03:10 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by La Dolce Vita:
I don't think Pork changed his at all and probably ON PURPOSE!
You're right... I let it ride! It happens in poker. Altho, in poker, the cards don't get tired from the hand before... Today should neutralize yesterday. Gotta see if they swapped SP's on me again since today's scheduled starter saved the game last night

Edit: They DID! The SP I picked on Sunday for Monday was bumped to Tuesday, now not playing Tuesday cuz he pitched an inning Monday, so now pitching tomorrow! I don't know if God is trying to save me from a horrendous outting, or what?!
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/19/03 03:18 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by plawrence:
Interesting how the ERA's almost exactly follow the standings.
More interesting how W-L's don't. SC has the best W-L record, but I guess he's in the middle cuz he picks all those hitters again his PS
Posted By: Big Daddy Don

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/19/03 07:23 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by La Dolce Vita:
[quote]Originally posted by Big Daddy Don:
[b] – so I expect not to hear the name of ARod mentioned today.
A-Rod

Go ahead. Cast your mo-jo on me. I ain't scared.
[/b][/quote]Oh taunting me I see. Let me see if I can find the smilie of the little guy grabbing his crotch saying "Hey I got your A-Rod right here"

Hey you know that takes on an entirely new meaning than if we were talking about Bonds or Sosa or something.
Posted By: fathersson

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/19/03 07:35 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Big Daddy Don:
Let me see if I can find the smilie of the little guy grabbing his crotch saying "Hey I got your A-Rod right here"

as he spits chewing tobacco juice out of his mouth!

By the way why haven't you folk kept Sammy?
Posted By: Big Daddy Don

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/19/03 10:51 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by fathersson:
By the way why haven't you folk kept Sammy?
I still have him - patiences is a virtue they say. However he is on a short leash and my patience with him is nearly up. He needs to step it up the next night or two cause I can't be carrying anyone with 1.8ppg in the last week.

Of course since everyone dropped him - it would be poetic justice for him to reward me for being faithful - awww probably another 0 for game coming up.
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/19/03 11:04 PM

Well, the games start in about 10 minutes. It's been a slow news day today.

Man, I'm glad I spend most of my time in this sub-board with you nice and decent people. So much anger and hostility on the outside. It's as if they are doing their best to aggravate people on purpose, and if they are, it's a pretty sad way to live life. Just my opinion though. :rolleyes:

Now I gotta send some positive thoughts to Garland. I have a feeling he's going to need it tonight.

By the way FS, with top 5 or 6 having Sammy (and his O-fers), doesn't it make the accomplishment of still staying in the top 5 or 6 even bigger! :p
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/19/03 11:51 PM

What was Bad Daddy saying about A-Rod again??
Posted By: Big Daddy Don

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/19/03 11:58 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Don Sicilia:
What was Bad Daddy saying about A-Rod again??
Oh that SOB bastid.

Hey DB - what you said earlier about there being no anger and hostility on this sub-board - WRONG. Right now I got plenty of anger and hostility right here. Matter of fact I'm looking for the smilie of the guy grabbing his crotch saying - 'Hey I got your anger right here'

I'm gonna have to get him on my roster - by end of the week you'll be calling him Sammy.
Posted By: OleificioAndreassi

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/20/03 02:37 AM

Shit. Bonds is back. I had no idea- the giants "o" is da tigers wit out him. o well mabe hes rusty...yeah
Posted By: OleificioAndreassi

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/20/03 02:49 AM

The cubbies r hilarious!!! I dont no if any1 understood my post bout them yesterday but the fact of the matter is All the Cubs r now is the pirates in blue unis. Now I just learned that they picked up Tony Womack(didnt play for us this year but hes still a pirate) That means that 1/3 of the Cubs outfield is made of pirates & a whopping 3/4 of der infield is pirates. Plus pittsburgh(not the pirates but the city) gave dem my homeboy Matt Clement. So since the pirate org. fucked the fans in our cornholes once again, i guess im a cub fan on fact that they have players with more pirate exprience than the fucking pirates--all AAA guys now--(i liked dem anyway cus of clement)

I hate the fucking pirates --- icant believe i spent any of my money on dem this summer ---football couldnt have come soonr
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/20/03 03:30 AM

Okay, so Texas gave up 4 runs... 9 pts... equalized yesterday's pts... :rolleyes: Thank God for offense!
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/20/03 03:33 AM

Tuesday

DB 1524 W Sox (20) 69 (1593)
JG 1515 Tex (9) 58 (1573)
PL 1519 LA (2) 45 (1564)
LD 1473 Ariz (31) 76 (1549)
BD 1467 Minn (29) 55 (1522)
SC 1464 LA (2) 24 (1488)
OA 1407 Atl (5) 42 (1449)
FS 1380 Atl (5) 40 (1420)
JJ. 1318 KC (2) 24 (1342)
Posted By: fathersson

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/20/03 03:38 AM

scores look like they are coming in high tonight.
Posted By: SC

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/20/03 05:04 AM

Who's %$#@& idea was it to play this &%$#@% game?
Posted By: fathersson

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/20/03 05:39 AM

Don't give me that Bonds just homered in the bottom of the tenth to take my win away!

But, I will still get up in the morning and enjoy another day!
Posted By: fathersson

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/20/03 05:49 AM

Classic example of not getting pitching and hitting together in one night.
35 points from the hitters and only 5 from the PS.

Still 40 points isn't that bad and could be a lot worst.With most getting big numbers again, it only keeps me towards the bottom a little longer.
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/20/03 05:59 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by SC:
Who's %$#@& idea was it to play this &%$#@% game?
Posted By: SC

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/20/03 06:06 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by J Geoff:
Quit wavin' ya hand.....Its harder to hit a movin' target.
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/20/03 06:09 AM

Posted By: fathersson

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/20/03 06:23 AM

MOM says you two should stop fighting and go to bed!
PL should be here any time now for his pee break!
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/20/03 07:28 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by fathersson:
PL should be here any time now for his pee break!
You can mind your own business. :rolleyes:
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/20/03 07:40 AM

FS - Don't mind PL... he's just a bit upset after dropping to third place.... Maybe offer him a hanky, he'll feel better?
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/20/03 11:15 AM

Wednesday

DB 69 (1593) Ariz
JG 58 (1573) Tex
PL 44 (1563) W Sox
LD 76 (1549) Cubs
BD 55 (1522) Yanks
SC 24 (1488) W Sox
OA 43 (1450) Ariz
FS 40 (1420) Phils
JJ. 16 (1342) KC
Posted By: Big Daddy Don

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/20/03 12:22 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by SC:
Who's %$#@& idea was it to play this &%$#@% game?
SC - I ask that exact question EVERYDAY - twice on Mondays. :rolleyes:
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/20/03 12:43 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by SC:
Who's %$#@& idea was it to play this &%$#@% game?
Hey SC, I hope this wasn't your 3000th post! Anyway, since I'm here already, I just want to thank you for all the time you spend moderating and giving us your insights through your great posts. Your great posts in all other subjects, by the way, must be to compensate for your, shall we say, skills in picking a fantasy baseball team! :p Just joking, consigliere!
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/20/03 12:45 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by plawrence:
You can mind you own business. :rolleyes:
That's great. Making friends on the outside, huh, FS!
Posted By: fathersson

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/20/03 01:26 PM

Must be the summer heat or the tuff Fantasy League competition.

Maybe I have to take another shower or use a different mouthwash!
Posted By: Big Daddy Don

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/20/03 01:32 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Don Sicilia:
I just want to thank you for all the time you spend moderating and giving us your insights through your great posts. Your great posts in all other subjects....
Dr. Moe, Dr. Curly, Dr. Fine - emergency, we need you to remove DS's lips from SC's ass right away. :p

What is this - you get in first place and you are getting soft on us? Or is it just the long commute?

Seriously how are things going on the new place - will it be ready soon?
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/20/03 01:38 PM

I can't kiss SC's ass... he's too far away, getting near the basement actually! :p Maybe FS or OA can do the honors...

My place is going alright. I'm taking a look at the progress tomorrow. Last time I looked at it, there was no toilet, no appliances, but they did knock down a lot of walls! The expected finish date is the 21st, so hopefully, they'll make it.
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/20/03 01:40 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Big Daddy Don:
What is this - you get in first place and you are getting soft on us? Or is it just the long commute?
It's from all that comedy I'm playing with that young girl.
Posted By: Big Daddy Don

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/20/03 01:47 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Don Sicilia:
The expected finish date is the 21st, so hopefully, they'll make it.
Not the 21st of August is it - that is tomorrow - do you mean Sept or later?

Hey as long as you have the ability to setup your video like game for simulations do you really need all the stuff you mentioned like toilets, appliances etc?
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/20/03 01:52 PM

Yep, the 21st meaning tomorrow. I haven't seen it in about a week and a half, so they've probably done a lot since then.

Yea, I would say those appliances are necessary (O.K., maybe not the stove ), but the toilet, a must have in any condo! The simulations can do a lot of things, but not that much!
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/20/03 02:17 PM

Ok, I see how it is. A gal gets 31 pitching, 76 total and doesn't EVEN move up from the quad place. You guys are tough. Feels like I am doing the breaststroke up stream!

So as you can see, I am not worried about the Astros scoring 12 runs against the Cubbies last night..
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Oh heck. Yes I am. I always make out my roster the day before and didn't have any "tweaking" energy or time last night. Cubbies is a late game tonight. I will be on the proverbial pins and needles until then.

Who got me into this game? Oh yeah, the waving guy... :rolleyes:

Know what? I don't think I am playing next year....
Posted By: Big Daddy Don

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/20/03 02:28 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by La Dolce Vita:
Ok, I see how it is. A gal gets 31 pitching, 76 total and doesn't EVEN move up from the quad place.


Excuse me but next time can you please insert your WHINE alert so we know.

You know the whinning should stop anyway cause if it wasn't for that bastid ARod the last three nights it would be I who is sitting in Quad place and you in 'Pentagon'. And I would have had my shoes off by now - waiting to collect on a bet - so I will continue to wait and curse that sissy waving guy for even starting this.
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/20/03 03:46 PM

Finally - my Monday pick is pitching today - unless he trips and stubs his toe leaving the clubhouse tonight I don't even want this guy compared to some of the other match-ups, but after waiting 3 days for him, my curiosity got the best of me. And trust me, NO Texas PS tomorrow!!

Breast stroking? Ya trying to distract us, Buff??
Posted By: fathersson

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/20/03 04:26 PM

You've have got to love the breast stroke!

I see the A-rod Curse never came about! Man that guy is a hot bat. But you know if I have him in my lineupo he would suck so be thank-ful I don't have him- YET!
Breast stroke- pool- water - cool - relaxation- peace- quiet- Yes! that is the ticket. I think I need some after the last 24 hours around here.

By the way, No one like the Phillies today?
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/20/03 04:40 PM

Bad Daddy:

I notice you have A Rod today. Is that different than having your usual Wood? Whatza matter, feeling left out being one of the only guys without A Rod?

Of course that man wearing the silver now - Pork - has both A Rod AND Viagra. Bet he is feeling cocky!

EDIT: Since I am just now getting around to peeking at other people's stuff, I can't help but comment about Pork - in addition to having A-Rod and Viagra from Texas, he also is starting DICKEY! Must be some Dickey...he has been waiting 3 days to use him!
Posted By: fathersson

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/20/03 06:10 PM

And they say men think of sex 24 hours a day! Now you know why.

What you could have said was: He is starting with his Dickey with a little A-Rod and some help from Viagra.!
Posted By: Big Daddy Don

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/20/03 06:13 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by La Dolce Vita:
Bad Daddy:
I notice you have A Rod today.
Was it that obvious Well that explains a lot of the stares today.

I said yesterday if he beat me again for the third night I have to take him. Tonight he will get at most 2 points. And for those of you smart enough and listened to me that should have been your clue to pick up the SS I had - which was Jeter - cause you know he will make me regret the decision. Of course I also dropped that poor excuse of a batter - Slammin or should I say Slumping Sammy Sosa. So with my luck tonight - combined they will bring somewhere between 16-20 probably. :rolleyes:
Posted By: fathersson

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/20/03 06:19 PM

let me see, if I drop him and take him and get him into there and then drop him and add him, I could get both, no all three of them in my lineup. Dam that would leave me with no other good staff and a weak pictching staff- oh well I better keep what I got now!

Bonds killed me enough last night in the botton of the tenth. Why didn't they walk him like the last few times? Nothing could have been worst then hitting that homer.
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/20/03 06:42 PM

FYI - If anyone's interested, and since y'all just LOVE this game so much ( ) I just joined these two:

College Pick\'em - I don't follow NCAA football at all, but I play this every year. Weekly picks with no research at all... Week 1 picks lock Aug 30.

Pick 6 Challenge - For any horseracing fans. Choose up to 15 horses to win in 6 races per week. It's fun - and good practice for the track! Game starts Saturday.

When Pigskin Pick\'em starts up, I'll be joining that, too. Standard weekly picks against the spread.

I will post the football links in a separate thread as the time gets nearer. Y'all have probably had enough of ESPN games though!

Are we doing the Yahoo one ?
Posted By: Big Daddy Don

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/20/03 08:26 PM

THE YANKEES SUCK Total 9th inning collapse. Ok they are off my list of PS now - friggin losers.

And you with the waving hand - you're on my list also.

EDIT: All with 2 outs also :rolleyes:
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/20/03 08:34 PM

You talk as if they lost, Bad Daddy! At least you got a postive point! :p
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/20/03 08:56 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Big Daddy Don:

Excuse me but next time can you please insert your WHINE alert so we know.

You said:

THE YANKEES SUCK Total 9th inning collapse. Ok they are off my list of PS now - friggin losers.

And you with the waving hand - you're on my list also.

EDIT: All with 2 outs also


Um, did you forget something? Like the

Did you or did you not get 1 whole point for that fiasco?

Don't make me come over there and smack you!
Posted By: Big Daddy Don

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/20/03 09:01 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by La Dolce Vita:
Um, did you forget something? Like the

Listen 'Quad' - I am in no mood to have my words thrown back at me today and do not make idle threats unless you are prepared to defend them.

Besides I was NOT whining I was simply stating a face - The Yankees Suck.



So does this game - and so does the guy waving who started this.
Posted By: fathersson

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/20/03 09:05 PM

Gee Geoff, Don't you have any real friends or a job?
Where in the world would we have that much time and still eat, sleep and chase women?
Posted By: SC

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/20/03 09:18 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Big Daddy Don:
The Yankees Suck. So does this game - and so does the guy waving who started this.
LMAO
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/20/03 09:19 PM

I must have missed something here (too many numbers in my head) and I know it's directed at JG... but FS... huh?
Posted By: Big Daddy Don

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/20/03 09:53 PM

DS - I think FS was referring to Pork's earlier message on the various games he plays - fantasy sites - etc.

Also I will be off site next two days for work so although I would love to be able to chat with you guys and gals opps gal - :rolleyes: I won't be able to. Somehow I am sure I will manage to survive.

But DS - hope everything goes well with your move tomorrow - hope all is completed as you want and that you get everything moved in 1 piece - especially that video like game that you have. Seriously though good luck with all that - it's always a bit exciting but moving is never that much fun.
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/20/03 10:05 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Big Daddy Don:
DS - I think FS was referring to Pork's earlier message on the various games he plays - fantasy sites - etc.
Oh, I see... never mind, FS.

Quote:
Originally posted by Big Daddy Don:
But DS - hope everything goes well with your move tomorrow - hope all is completed as you want and that you get everything moved in 1 piece - especially that video like game that you have. Seriously though good luck with all that - it's always a bit exciting but moving is never that much fun.
Thanks for the shoutout BD. Oh, the joys of home ownership... :rolleyes: So I call today to set up my coming in tomorrow and to confirm that the end date was in fact August 21st... Nope, they said it was August 31st. Anyway, I have it in writing that that the date is August 21st. I am coming tomorrow and if I'm not happy with what they've done, heads will roll.

Alright, serenity now!

In any case, it looks like I'm moving late next week instead of this week like I thought...
Posted By: fathersson

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/21/03 03:27 AM

I started today with a 66.6 pct points- a very bad number and then I have the Phillies, who I just remembered burned me last time and look like they are doing it again tonight.

Maybe I could roll a little fresh paint on the walls as it seems I will be here longer then I first thought.
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/21/03 06:06 AM

Wednesday

DB 1593 Ariz (22) 58 1651
JG 1573 Tex (32) 49 1622
PL 1563 W Sox (24) 45 1608
LD 1549 Cubs (37) 55 1604
BD 1522 Yanks (10) 56 1578
SC 1488 W Sox (24) 58 1546
OA 1450 Ariz (22) 52 1502
FS 1420 Phils (-17) 4 1424
JJ. 1342 KC (-9) 28 1370
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/21/03 06:07 AM

No movement Wednesday... and goddamn, my Dickey performed great, without Viagra! (Damn offense)
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/21/03 07:34 AM

Thursday

DB 1651 Woody
JG 1622 Pedro
PL 1608 Pedro
LD 1604 Pedro
BD 1569 Minn
SC 1546 Pedro
OA 1502 Pedro
FS 1424 Pedro
JJ. 1362 LA

Hmmm... Tomorrow will all depend on offense I guess.
Posted By: SC

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/21/03 08:44 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by J Geoff:
Hmmm... Tomorrow will all depend on offense I guess.
Considering that 2/3 of us picked the same ps I think offense will be VERY important to the standings. This Martinez-Hudson matchup is one of the best of the season, so the majority of us will either sink or swim together there; our offensive lineups will make or break us.
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/21/03 10:32 AM

I bet DB wishes he took Pedro.

DEE-FENSE (clap-clap)
DEE-FENSE (clap-clap)

(I almost took Schmidt)
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/21/03 12:58 PM

It's a little too early to play dee-fense, plaw. You should know that better than anyone. Well, I guess I was inspired by all the talk of breast stroke, Dickey, Viagra, and A-Rod yesterday!

In any case, I've had A-Rod all season!
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/21/03 01:34 PM

Only JJ5 has an afternoon game today (Montreal @ LA) while the rest of us are in the evening.

I was thinking about this last night... What do you guys think of Pujols taking his suspension (which he publicly said he was going to appeal) to recover from his sickness and most probably, to be in better health for his hit streak? The timing seems fishy to me...

JJ5 will probably know this, but did Joe Dimaggio achieve his streak in consecutive games?
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/21/03 01:42 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Don Sicilia:
did Joe Dimaggio achieve his streak in consecutive games?
Yes. And after going hitless in game 57, he proceeded to hit in his next 17 straight after that.

It's never too early to play defense. The more players you have in common with everyone else, the fewer the opportunities everyone else has to catch you.
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/21/03 01:49 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by plawrence:
It's never too early to play defense. The more players you have in common with everyone else, the fewer the opportunities everyone else has to catch you.
You taking notes, FS? :p

I understand your point. It's just right now, my lead isn't even big enough to protect. All things equal, I just thought the Woody matchup gave me the best chance at points. Of course, this decision was made before the 14-0 explosion of offense last night from the Team Formerly Known as the Pirates. :rolleyes:

By the way, I never knew that about Joe D. If he would have just eked out a hit in that 57th game, that would probably be the most unbreakable record in all of baseball. That and Cy Young's win (and loss) total.
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/21/03 02:11 PM

Not to belabor this point, plaw, but that's 56 consecutive games right- he took no days off for flu-like symptoms?
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/21/03 02:15 PM

Dammit!!! When I peeked last night, my fuzzy math had me surpassing the current 3rd place but I knew there were still 3 games still going on. :rolleyes:

And as already noted, this day is a BUST!. Will all come down to offense - which NORMALLY doesn't make as much of a difference in movement as a bunch of different pitching as in the past few days. Gotta admit, that was kinda fun! Of course, I made some really good choices so ESPECIALLY fun for me!

Speaking of busts....well, my breaststroking certainly didn't distract the Pork Chop enough to slow him down. No match for the Dickey, huh? Ok, Pork, now I am on my back - floating. Go ahead. Take the Rangers tomorrow
Posted By: SC

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/21/03 02:28 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Don Sicilia:
about Joe D. If he would have just eked out a hit in that 57th game, that would probably be the most unbreakable record in all of baseball.
It also would've garnered Joe D. some big bucks. Heinz Ketchup ("57 Varieties") was prepared to pay him $10,000 if he had hit safely in 57 straight games. That was a lot of money back then.
Posted By: fathersson

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/21/03 02:31 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Don Sicilia:
You taking notes, FS? :p
Man, This is getting to be to much like work.

Some strong bats last night.
Yankees 17 hits
Phillie 11 hits
Milwaukee 12 hits
KC 13 hits
Tampa Bay 13 hits
Cubs 12 hits
White sox 11 hits
Angels 10 hits
Boston 17 hits
Oakland 11 hits
Pittsburgh 15 hits


My pick Phillies- 11 hits and only one run! Milwaukee 12 hits but get 10 runs.

Do we have a smiley with a gun to his head?
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/21/03 02:36 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Don Sicilia:
that's 56 [b]consecutive games right- he took no days off for flu-like symptoms? [/b]
Right, DS

FS, How's this:

Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/21/03 03:13 PM

BTW, Hudson was scratched last night. We're up against Hardon; I mean, Harden. At first I was thrilled, but then saw he had a microscopic ERA that was rubbed out his last outting...
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/21/03 04:08 PM

Posted By: fathersson

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/21/03 04:21 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by plawrence:
FS, How's this:

[/QB]
I was thinking more to the temple or under his chin, but it will do to one comes along.

I am still waiting for the one of the guy grabbing his crotch. I would have so many uses for that one!
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/21/03 05:08 PM

Allright, so my curiosity got the better of me and I peeked at the Top 5's offense. Since we all, sans 1, are going with Pedro....

Interesting observation: (Or in other words - how do you expect me to get on top again if we all are thinking alike???)

I share my catcher with BD
my 2B with DB
my 3B with BD

(thank God noone's initials are VD!! ) anyhoo....

my SS with all you guys (A-Rod lovers)
my LF with PL and JG
my CF with DB
my RF with JG and PL
and my DH with BD

The ONLY person I have all by my lonesome is my 4 million dollar 1st baseman. I don't realistically see me getting the double digits I need to forge ahead - but of course you never know!

Interestingly enough, the number 6 place sitter SC has 6 offensive players EXCLUSIVELY! Shares those 6 with noone in the Top 5. I keep telling myself he is far enough back I don't have to worry about him TODAY.

Yep, I keep telling myself that!
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/21/03 08:17 PM

I know I'm not jinxing anyone since no one has the Expos PS, but Zach Day is throwing a perfect game right now...

Edit: There you go, I jinxed him! LA just got a hit.
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/21/03 08:35 PM

And it was Beltre! Thank you!

Now, you wanna help a sista out and jinx him some more - to the tune of Beltre giving me say 10 points?


'scuse me....Bad Daddy and I? :rolleyes: Copycat. I shall call him Single White Female. He WANTS to be like me, you know.....

Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/21/03 08:51 PM

Whine Alert

Just realized...

Freakin' Green isn't playing. No wonder LA couldn't get a hit.

That's just great.
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/21/03 08:59 PM

Score's tied. Ooooh, I'm on pins and needles :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

Anyone else look at Kyle Lohshe's name and think Keyser Soze?


No? Ok. No ink blot tests for me either then....
Posted By: Big Daddy Don

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/21/03 10:29 PM

Hey kids Did everyone behave themselves in my absense today - didn't think so. :rolleyes: Well I would like to say that I missed all of you - but that would be a lie. And no move for you today DB huh - well as long as you got the video like game for simulations - I guess that is probably what matters most, huh ?


Quote:
Originally posted by La Dolce Vita:
'scuse me....Bad Daddy and I? :rolleyes: Copycat. I shall call him Single White Female. He WANTS to be like me, you know.....
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/21/03 10:43 PM

I see that Bad Daddy, one of the few lone wolves today, had time to peek in here in between meetings.

Buffy and Bad Daddy should stop comparing notes. That's why you two are right next to each other, like peas and carrots.

To all you Pedro lovers, I sincerely wish you all the luck in the world. It looks like Pedro was the pick tonight and I will be kicking myself for that oversight.

:p
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/21/03 10:51 PM

Pedro scratched for tonight. Casey Fossum to replace.

Sorry, had something stuck in my throat... :p
Posted By: Big Daddy Don

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/21/03 10:52 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Don Sicilia:
Buffy and Bad Daddy should stop comparing notes. That's why you two are right next to each other, like peas and carrots.

DB - we are NOT comparing notes. I have been trying my damndest to move up the rankings. I have been trying long and hard to get atop Buffy - and thought I was going to early in the week but ARod kept getting in the way and spoiling it. Now I have ARod so we'll see if that helps.

Wow - good thing I'm talking baseball here.

Oh and I agree with you DB - I too wish Pedro mucho lucko tonight
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/21/03 10:55 PM

It's strange how they report the Pedro story. They write it as if the game already started... but I read it with the game 20 minutes away. I guess they expect the majority of the readers to read it after the game.
Posted By: Big Daddy Don

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/21/03 10:55 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Don Sicilia:
Pedro scratched for tonight. Casey Fossum to replace.
Wow DB I thought you were kidding but you are not. Gee I really feel bad for all those that took Pedro - it just isn't right. Well hopefully Fossum will do well for them.
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/21/03 10:58 PM

All those who feel that tonight's games shouldn't count, raise your hands...

Oh...

The majority might get us on this one, Bad Daddy!

Bad Daddy, is it just me, or do you think we are about to get an explosion of whine alerts in just a few minutes???
Posted By: Big Daddy Don

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/21/03 11:04 PM

You know I really feel bad for Pork Chop - this has been happening all week to him. :rolleyes: Seems he has another 'Dickie' situation on his hands.
Posted By: Big Daddy Don

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/21/03 11:08 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Don Sicilia:

Bad Daddy, is it just me, or do you think we are about to get an explosion of whine alerts in just a few minutes???
Won't be anything we are not used to - Right DB.

10 to 1 here is a picture of the first to whine ---->

Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/21/03 11:12 PM

My money is on the Buff-meister.

Maybe SC will have a few more punctuation marks and symbols for us!
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/21/03 11:16 PM

You're right Doucheman! It is moi!

But I ain't whining. I would be whining big time if Hudson was still in it. This whole freaking game is a crap shoot - emphasis on CRAP.

At least you have Woody. Bad Daddy has that fried chicken guy

Good Luck to you both - yeah I got your good luck right heeyah!!!
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/22/03 12:51 AM

I would've been the first to bitch and moan had I been home ARGHHHH!!!! Fossum - WTF?? He's no Dickie, that's for sure!!! Ugh, and NO OFFENSE AT ALL?!!! Here's your chance to catch up, folks... :rolleyes:
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/22/03 01:04 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by Don Sicilia:
All those who feel that tonight's games shouldn't count, raise your hands...

Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/22/03 01:10 AM

So what do you guys on the mini-sub-board think?

Five Families or Six?

Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/22/03 01:42 AM

Five Families, of course Oh, guess we need to do this bullshit:

Thursday

DB 1651 Woody (18) 47 1698
PL 1608 BoSox (12) 58 1666 666, # of The Beast!
JG 1622 BoSox (12) 24 1646 :rolleyes:
LD 1604 BoSox (12) 29 1633
BD 1569 Minn (15) 38 1607
SC 1546 BoSox (12) 31 1577
OA 1502 BoSox (12) 32 1534
FS 1424 BoSox (12) 40 1464
JJ. 1362 LA (27) 50 1412

[Pedro scratched]
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/22/03 04:31 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by plawrence:


(I almost took Schmidt)
I let this go by silently earlier...but this is who I played toss up with Pedro....

Soooo, do y'all think this game would be alot more fun if some of these offensive guys ACTUALLY SHOWED UP TO PLAY???????

Sheesh. 4 points from the bronze and I blew it!
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/22/03 04:46 AM

Is there a freakin' reason why half of the Braves didn't play today??!! And, no Piazza??! 11 pts in offense?!!!
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/22/03 04:50 AM

4 words:

Curse of Pork ..Lives!
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/22/03 04:58 AM

What's wrong with this picture? :rolleyes:

Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/22/03 05:09 AM

Um, I don't know!!

Fast forward to Vinny tying up the game in the ninth.

Oh but noone had a "playing" Braves player tonight...... :rolleyes:
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/22/03 05:43 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by J Geoff:
no Piazza??!

Day game after a night game
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/22/03 05:57 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by plawrence:
Day game after a night game
Christ - I gotta pay attention to the MUTTS schedule now?? :rolleyes: I hate this game...
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/22/03 06:03 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by J Geoff:
What's wrong with this picture? :rolleyes:

It's one, two, five strikes your out....

5 strikes, 5 families. Maybe tomorrow I'll start a "Who Killed the Assassins?" thread

Hey FS, watch out. Looks like JJ. is playing again
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/22/03 06:05 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by plawrence:
5 strikes, 5 families. Maybe tomorrow I'll start a "Who Killed the Assassins?" thread
Oh, GREAT! That means Fredo won't be pitching?!!! Dammit, again this week!!
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/22/03 10:52 AM

Friday

DB 47 1698 Hstn
PL 58 1666 Ariz
JG 24 1646 Ariz
LD 29 1633 LA
BD 38 1607 Hstn
SC 31 1577 Yanks
OA 32 1534 Fla
FS 40 1464 Hstn
JJ. 50 1412 LA
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/22/03 12:41 PM

I'm in for 5 families... or maybe 6... I'll decide later. Compelling arguments on both sides.

Just got to mention that it's thoroughly frustrating when 3 of your players don't even play and a fourth one gets one lousy pinch hit at bat.
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/22/03 02:30 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by plawrence:

DB 47 1698 Hstn
PL 58 1666 Ariz
JG 24 1646 Ariz
LD 29 1633 LA
BD 38 1607 Hstn
One of these things is not like the others....

Nomo better pull me outta 4th place or I will be a Dodger fan NOMO!!!

Oh, you KNOW what's coming:

The weekend. And in MY world, you know what THAT means. I'm sure Bad Daddy could tell you as good as I could!
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/22/03 02:31 PM

Alright, I just got back from a meeting. Of course on my cab ride over, I'm not thinking about the issues regarding my meeting, but whether there were 5 or 6 families!

In any case, my initial thought is (and I might have to pull my book out once I get it out of storage for further clarification) that there were 5 families (including the Corleone's). I acknowledge that all the references in the movie that plaw eloquently cited in the other thread has made it confusing and could lead others to believe it was 6.

My thinking is that it is well known that New York is controlled by the 5 families. The title "5 Families" represented control over politicians, gambling, prostitution, and other vices. With the nomenclature of the "5 Families" so prevalent, why would the Corleone's, supposedly the most powerful of all the families (whether 5 or 6), be left out of that grouping? It makes sense to me that they would be included. In any case, I still have to pull out my book, so I may change my opinion at a later date.

Getting back to business...

No afternoon games today. We have a good variety of pitching staffs today, so we may see some movement (preferably for the silver and below!)
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/22/03 02:41 PM



Guess I can ALWAYS use the excuse that I am always 2 hours behind you guys. It is early here and when you seldom get to bed before one of 's pee breaks....well, the brain functions slowly.

I must have to get out more. Missed the convo about the 5 families. If it is a thread somewhere else, then that would explain it. Although if someone intelligent and interesting would post there and I would see their name as "last post", I might be inclined to go there. Otherwise, I just take advantage of Pork's ESPN sub site and I am perfectly happy. I am ALMOST ready for football season too - see my signature?

DoucheMan: Sept 7th!!!!

My friend is actually going to that game in Chicago - he has family there. I know a few people in the area. I'll ask you some day if you know them. Would be wild if we had the same contacts
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/22/03 02:49 PM

Your friend is going to Chicago for the San Fran game? I hope he didn't buy his ticket already 'cause the game's at San Fran... but I'm sure you knew that. How's Garcia's back feeling these days???

Buffy, scroll up a little bit... you'll see plaw's post asking us for our thoughts on 5 vs 6...

I'm a bit worried about my Houston pick today. It's the first time I've picked them all year, I think. :rolleyes:
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/22/03 03:05 PM

Frick! Yes, I see that now. Oh so it IS true when people say they talk and I pretend to listen.

Garcia? He insists his back his fine. But what is a QB SUPPOSED to say publicly? I think my career is washed up? I'm too old for this game? I'm a wuss because I'm gonna let Dorsey and Rattay take over my job, those rookies? Naw, blame the coach for not letting you play We shall see. Thank goodness I did not buy a Garcia jersey. Guy has to be a little cute to be on MY back!! Still wearing the Young #8 though till it wears out

As a Niner fan, I have been through some pretty lean years. At least I KNOW I will not be planning the Super Bowl party at MY house!

5 families? See, that is just it. I missed the question
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/22/03 04:03 PM

I guess PL and I are the only two confident that Schilling might pitch today, even tho hurt? Did any of you decline to take Schilling because he was "probable" and not definite? Scary how often it happened to me this week... every day but one so far!
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/22/03 05:15 PM

It's a knee, not an elbow!! He will most likely pitch but probably not a whole game. Of course Schilling ALWAYS piques my interest but I couldn't take him against the Cubbies.

Sidebar: If I am not in the top 3 by Sunday night.....I am not playing next year!
Posted By: fathersson

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/22/03 05:46 PM

I guess I should be happy with 40 points last night.
Pedro out wityh a sore throat and PS gives us 12 points- Hey, better then negative numbers.

The rest of my few players that played gave me 28 points. Not bad if you figure

Javy Lopez didn't play- Went back to PR. to be with his wife who just gave birth

Marcus Giles out with the flu

Jose Guillen goes 0-3
and Rocco Baldelli only get one time at bat and goes 0-1

Four guys hurt, sick on leave, dam, if I could field a whole team I would have done great even with the 12 Points PS.

The worst part is I didn't catch this last night so I am stuck with the same problem today. Most guys will be fine for Saturday so I am caught with two days of the same problems!

Flu with in a team could mean trouble at any time!
who could have been passed the flu bug?

Question Hudson was pulled then Pedro went out- could it be that they are saving Pedro since they didn't need him with Hudson out?
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/22/03 06:05 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by fathersson:
Javy Lopez didn't play- Went back to PR. to be with his wife who just gave birth
You're thinking of Javier Vazquez... Lopez was unavailable for Thursday's game because of a bruised left leg (what a wuss)...

But yeah, I hear your pain. Mine was much more painful yesterday... :p And tonight, too, if Schill doesn't pitch well!
Posted By: fathersson

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/22/03 06:11 PM

Yes. you are right Geoff. Bad legs and will be back Saturday so i am screwed tonight. Did you catch that last night or today? It is the pitcher that I was looking up who shot back to PR to be with his wife. I wonder if he took his girlfriend back with him?
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/22/03 06:16 PM

I caught it today, about Vazquez (researching PS's for tomorrow). Didn't look at Javy yesterday since I had non-playing Piazza instead... :rolleyes:
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/22/03 06:43 PM

Wow, JG, you surprised me... You're one who usually keeps top secret information like the Vasquez detail to yourself. I remember when you playfully scolded Bethie when she broke the news on Corey Patterson. :p

FS telling everyone about Javy... That I expect! Rookies... :rolleyes: :p
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/22/03 06:57 PM

I didn't give up any info that would benefit someone else... if he WASN'T expected to pitch, I'd've said nothing
Posted By: fathersson

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/22/03 07:03 PM

It doesn't make a difference after 3:00am you can't change your roster and he will be back and ready for Saturday.

God we are not aniamls here? or are we.
Did you see the knife Vercetti posted! maybe I'm missing things
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/22/03 07:29 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by J Geoff:
I didn't give up any info that would benefit someone else... if he WASN'T expected to pitch, I'd've said nothing
Therein lies the confusion... I didn't know about the Vasquez thing until you posted it. I'm kind of confused on whether he'll start or not now. Will he be back or is he back already? Do the Expos already know and just haven't informed the league who the new starting pitcher is?

Obviously, as you guys can tell, I was leaning towards picking the Expos today.

Actually, you know what JG, you didn't help me out. You just made me more confused!
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/22/03 07:34 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Don Sicilia:
Actually, you know what JG, you didn't help me out. You just made me more confused!
Bwa-ha! Bwa-ha-ha! Bwahahahahaha!!
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/22/03 08:11 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Don Sicilia:
I remember when you playfully scolded Bethie when she broke the news on Corey Patterson. :p
Oh I remember that day like it was yesterday! Only because JG got to her to scold her before I did!

There are so few "tidbits" I know...yes I can be so selfish

And FS - just a wee bit of advice here, if I may...

Some of us (well, maybe only ME )don't travel to or read other threads at all. If you keep mentioning other people's names on THIS thread who don't frequent here or have an interest in baseball then you won't be surprised to find them all here some day. I don't mind saying that would really ruin my normally perky, happy days. Of all people, of course *I* don't mind going off-topic but let's be reasonable!

Just my 2 cents.
Posted By: Beth E

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/22/03 09:26 PM

Now you've done! You've pissed Buffy off and invited the degenerates here. Oh wait, I was already here.

And as far as scolding me for Corey Patterson thing...I love to be slapped and pinched too.

That's right...I invaded this space. I've had a freaky, horrendous couple of days. Anyone doesn't like it can bite me.

I feel a little better now.
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/22/03 09:38 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by plawrence:

PL 1666
Hmm, notice anything 'devilish' about this picture? I can't bet on it, but I think that is the 2nd time he has scored that number this game...

Yo Quitter! Yeah Bethie - I mean you. You have the nerve to show your Bon Jovi face here? How do you sleep at night not knowing what place you'd be in - or better put - which two guys (or gal ) you'd be sandwiched in between?

You've got some 'splainin' to do. Quitting is for wusses!

And no, I NEVER get pissed. Are you kidding? I am remarkably optimistic. Mildly annoyed? Yeah, sometimes. But not any longer than about a minute and a half.....
Posted By: Beth E

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/22/03 09:50 PM

Yes, I know what 2 guys I'd be sandwiched between. My total now is 1616, so I believe I'm on top of Bad Daddy.

And wuss????? More like alcoholic, manic depressive, homocidal maniac. Have you ever seen a pic of a crying baby under my posts? If the only thing I had to worry about was if I had a Dickey or a Woody.....(that's a whole other side discussion) I'd be a happy woman. I prefer to crash and burn by myself these days.
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/22/03 10:14 PM

Welcome back, Bethie.

You gonna kibbitz or play?
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/22/03 10:30 PM

Bethie said she was gonna play wi... by herself

Anywho - In about an hour I'll be off to a friend's birthday party doing all the things Bethie just mentioned, and more, so will likely miss all of the action tonight. I won't know how I did until tomorrow, after I wake up and crawl out from under some piece of furniture somewhere....

PS What I expected: "Schilling's start Friday will be closely monitored because of his troublesome left knee, the Arizona Republic reprots." At least I can check my phone for scores, but by 1am I may've forgotten all about it
Posted By: Beth E

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/22/03 10:37 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by plawrence:
Welcome back, Bethie.

You gonna kibbitz or play?
I might say kibbitz if I knew what the hell it was.
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/22/03 10:40 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by J Geoff:
Anywho - In about an hour I'll be off to a friend's birthday party doing all the things Bethie just mentioned...
Which ones, JG? There's lots to choose from what Bethie said! :p

- piss Buffy off
- slapped and pinched
- bite Bethie
- know what 2 guys you'd be sandwiched between
- on top of Bad Daddy (does he know about this?)
- alcoholic
- manic depressive
- homocidal maniac
- have a Dickey or a Woody
- be a happy woman
- crash and burn
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/22/03 10:47 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Beth E:
I might say kibbitz if I knew what the hell it was.
I don't know either, Bethie, but I think it's dog food...
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/22/03 10:50 PM

Let's see here.....

Quote:
Originally posted by Don Sicilia:

- piss Buffy off
- slapped and pinched
- bite Bethie
- know what 2 guys you'd be sandwiched between
- on top of Bad Daddy (does he know about this?)
- alcoholic
- manic depressive
- homocidal maniac
- have a Dickey or a Woody
- be a happy woman
- crash and burn
..... yup! that pretty much sums it up!!
Posted By: Big Daddy Don

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/22/03 10:53 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by J Geoff:
that pretty much sums it up!!
Hmmm, excuse me here, but Didn't you mean to omit the one about being on top of Bad Daddy

Don't take it the wrong way - but the wounds from PLaw are still fresh - that prick bastid.
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/22/03 10:54 PM

Nope Pork. YOU can't piss me off...sorry.

TOMORROW night is my night out. With any luck I will be in the same condition Sunday morning as Pork is tomorrow morning. But I aim to look 99% better
Posted By: Beth E

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/22/03 10:58 PM

Out of all the things Geoff copied the only things that stick out are play with Dickey or Woody and be a happy woman.

And Bad Daddy...kick a gal when she's down why don't ya. Here, let me hand you a shaker of salt. Biatch!
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/22/03 11:00 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Big Daddy Don:
...but the wounds from PLaw are still fresh - that prick bastid.
Hey!! You can act like a man! Get OVER that prick bastid already.

I am on top of you now!
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/22/03 11:03 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Big Daddy Don:
Didn't you mean to omit the one about being on top of Bad Daddy
But I *am* on top of you... in the standings... whatever did you mean?

And Bethie, my Dickie or Woody sticking out...? Hey, you never know...
Posted By: Big Daddy Don

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/22/03 11:08 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Beth E:
And Bad Daddy...kick a gal when she's down why don't ya. Here, let me hand you a shaker of salt. Biatch!
You lost me on this one - I was talking of Geoff and his list and Geoff being on top of me - where am I kicking a gal who is down?

I am always aware when a woman is down - gee I hope I am not slippin
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/22/03 11:08 PM

And here's a gift for someone to fill out after 1am ET

Friday

DB 1698 Hstn ()
PL 1666 Ariz ()
JG 1646 Ariz ()
LD 1633 LA ()
BD 1607 Hstn ()
SC 1577 Yanks ()
OA 1534 Fla ()
FS 1464 Hstn ()
JJ. 1412 LA ()
Posted By: Beth E

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/22/03 11:10 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Big Daddy Don:
[quote]Originally posted by Beth E:
[b] And Bad Daddy...kick a gal when she's down why don't ya. Here, let me hand you a shaker of salt. Biatch!
You lost me on this one - I was talking of Geoff and his list and Geoff being on top of me - where am I kicking a gal who is down?

I am always aware when a woman is down - gee I hope I am not slippin
[/b][/quote]Paint me confused!! Ok...I know I've been losing it, but I thought Doucheman referred to my statement of being on top of you if I came back. How is Geoff involved. You guys are too kinky for me.
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/22/03 11:11 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Big Daddy Don:
You lost me on this one - I was talking of Geoff and his list and Geoff being on top of me - where am I kicking a gal who is down?

Well, you did once call Pork a girl.

But I don't think he ever called you a biatch back before.

I usually save such adjectives for guys like Piazza who scored major points against my PS his first night back. Biatch.

Posted By: Beth E

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/22/03 11:26 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by J Geoff:
[QUOTE]Originally posted by Big Daddy Don:
[qb]And Bethie, my Dickie or Woody sticking out...? Hey, you never know...
Bragger! Oh, and before I forget, plaw.....5 families.
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/22/03 11:29 PM

A "kibbitzer" (Yiddish) roughly means a "back seat driver"

Someone who has comments without being involved.
Posted By: Beth E

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/22/03 11:39 PM

Oh, ok. Yup! That suits me just fine. :p
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/23/03 10:32 AM

Saturday

DB 1727 Mont (29) 62 1789
JG 1709 Mont (29) 74 1783
LD 1695 Yanks (2) 43 1738
PL 1714 Yanks (2) 16 1730
BD 1653 Yanks (2) 28 1681
SC 1609 Yanks (2) 34 1643
OA 1555 Yanks (2) 33 1588
FS 1499 Mont (29) 49 1548
JJ. 1461 KC (15) 45 1506
Posted By: fathersson

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/23/03 12:28 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by La Dolce Vita:
And FS - just a wee bit of advice here, if I may...

Some of us (well, maybe only ME )don't travel to or read other threads at all. If you keep mentioning other people's names on THIS thread who don't frequent here or have an interest in baseball then you won't be surprised to find them all here some day. I don't mind saying that would really ruin my normally perky, happy days. Of all people, of course *I* don't mind going off-topic but let's be reasonable!

Just my 2 cents. [/QB]
I can see what you mean and will try and watch myself. As always this is a players only thread I thought as PL told someone not to long ago. They may read but they can not post was what I remember? I do understand what you mean and I am in full agreement!
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/23/03 04:46 PM

I don't remember to whom I said that this thread was "read only" for non-players, but I do remember it was a baseball fan, and the comment was made in jest. My suggestion was that if they want to post, they should get in the game.

We will, of course, make an exception for Bethie. I expect to see her shaking her pom-poms here on a regular basis.
Posted By: fathersson

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/23/03 05:43 PM

Raising my glass in the air and toasting-

To Pom Poms- Big ones, small ones, any ones, where would sports be without them!
Posted By: Beth E

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/23/03 06:53 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by plawrence:
We will, of course, make an exception for Bethie. I expect to see her shaking her pom-poms here on a regular basis.
Gee, to what do I owe this honor? But I thought my pom poms were tucked nicely under their pillow, never to be shaken again. They didn't seem to be put to good use anyway.

And I am playing. You just can't see me. :p
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/23/03 10:15 PM

What? You on the honor system?

Reminds me of a funny scene in the movie MAFIA.

There's a casino table game where the players have to bet on what number from one to ten the dealer is thinking of.... :rolleyes:
Posted By: Beth E

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/23/03 11:41 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by plawrence:
What? You on the honor system?

What? Don't I have an honest face? Have I ever lied to you? Besides, kind of sad to come back on a day I pick the Yankmes, and those freaking Orioles beat them 2 days in a row. Like, when has that ever happened?

EDIT: I suppose it's fitting in this thread to give our sympathies to Barry Bonds and his family at the death today of his father Bobby Bonds at the age of 52. I guess it's safe to say he's not playing for a bit. Hey Geoff, is that giving any secrets away? :p
Posted By: fathersson

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/24/03 04:40 AM

If anyone is having trouble getting their computer to shut down, or disconnect so you can shut it down, it may be the ESPN site not letting you disconnect. I have tracted it don't to the site not closing out all they way when you leave.

That may be the reason why you can not get on as the site is over busy as it is full with cases that are not fully disconnected. Just thought I would pass this along. If you never have had a problem you are lucky.
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/24/03 06:53 AM

DB 1727 Mont (29) 62 1789
JG 1709 Mont (29) 74 1783
LD 1695 Yanks (2) 43 1738
PL 1714 Yanks (2) 16 1730


Now that's more like it
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/24/03 07:03 AM

Sunday

DB 1789 Twins
JG 1783 Oakland
LD 1738 Dodgers
PL 1730 Dodgers
BD 1681 Twins
SC 1643 Braves
OA 1588 Twins
FS 1548 Braves
JJ. 1506 Royals
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/24/03 02:02 PM

Hey, congrats on reaching 1000 posts, DB :rolleyes:

I remember when we started the league and you joined. I saw member # 39, and said to myself "Who is this guy?"

You had about 300 posts at the time, so let's see...most of the last 700 or so are on the mini-sub-board here.

You probably won't be getting too many congratulations. Everyone on the main board is still probably wondering "Who is this guy, and where are his 1000 posts?"
Posted By: Beth E

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/24/03 02:56 PM

I remember Buffy did a sort of "Where are they now" thread, and Don Sicilia was listed as an old timer. I couldn't ever rember seeing his name, even though he's only a couple inches away from me on member numbers. That's the same thread SC called me "old". Which I still haven't gotten over, btw. Now that Doucheman is in 1st place here, we'll probably never get rid of him. :p
Posted By: fathersson

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/24/03 03:07 PM

Another shity Monday. Even in baseball Mondays Suck!
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/25/03 01:02 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by plawrence:
Hey, congrats on reaching 1000 posts, DB :rolleyes:
Thanks plaw! :rolleyes:

You can expect #2000 somewhere around the end of the fantasy football thread!

I just wanted to say that the first 300 or so were very insightful, thought-provoking posts... The next 700 were, although still thought-provoking, were tinged with more whine!
Posted By: Big Daddy Don

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/25/03 02:12 AM

I saw that LA gave up a few runs to the Mutts and got excited - thought I might have a chance to catch

Than I found out they were unearned. So what are the odds we'll hear complaining about the ER vs Un ER rule tomorrow.

All kidding aside you are one of the 'good people' on the board.
Posted By: SC

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/25/03 04:40 AM

Once again, I ask who started us on this f*ckin' game???? (31 points today for me).

I'm gonna find that SOB and make him rue the day he was born.

On a happier note, Congrats, DB, on your milestone!
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/25/03 05:06 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by La Dolce Vita:
Sidebar: If I am not in the top 3 by Sunday night.....I am not playing next year!
:D

Idle threats, haha. :rolleyes:

DB - I have always made it pretty clear how I feel about most congratulatory threads but I have to say it is amazing how you have been here 2 years and have only managed to post 1000 posts. It is the whole quality over quantity thing. You have always been fun and respectful and TRULY one of my favorite people.

Most of my favorite people are right here on this mini "sub board" as calls it. You guys are the best. Y'all make the days (and nights ) fun!

Of course, what would be really fun?? ME. In first place
Posted By: SC

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/25/03 05:17 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by La Dolce Vita:
Of course, what would be really fun?? ME. In first place
Oh, quit ya bitchin'! First you comment that its more important for quality over quantity, then you put so much importance on being in first place. We're here for the fun of it!

(Yeah right.....IF I were in first place I'd make plawrence's trash talk look like a walk in the park).
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/25/03 06:04 AM

Sunday

DB 1789 Twins (33) 79 1868
JG 1783 Oakland (23) 69 1852
LD 1738 Dodgers (20) 58 1796
PL 1730 Dodgers (20) 35 1765
BD 1681 Twins (33) 73 1754
SC 1643 Braves (7) 31 1674
OA 1588 Twins (33) 63 1651
FS 1548 Braves (7) 49 1597
JJ. 1506 Royals (-12) 38 1544
Posted By: Big Daddy Don

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/25/03 07:21 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by SC:
Once again, I ask who started us on this f*ckin' game???? (31 points today for me).

I'm gonna find that SOB and make him rue the day he was born.
I believe it was that damn sissy waving guy.

Posted By: SC

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/25/03 09:56 AM

Hmmm, its approaching the 6:00 hour and nobody has posted today's lineups? Don't fourth place guys take pee breaks??

MONDAY'S PICKS

DB 1868 Ariz *
JG 1852 Expos *
DV 1797 Ariz
PL 1766 Expos
BD 1754 BoSox (25) 25+ *
SC 1674 Yanks
OA 1651 Yanks
FS 1598 Expos
JJ. 1544 Expos

* Guys holding on to their non-playing (A)Rods

Looks like the league has divided itself into a first half (1-5) and second half (6-9).
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/25/03 02:34 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by SC:
DV 1797 Ariz


For a minute there, I thought FS went ahead and invited one of the youngsters to join our game!

Thanks everyone for the congratulations. I've been here for over two years and to be plaw-esque for a second, that would be about 1.3 posts per day! How's that for insightful! You guys are great!

Now if you just give me first place now, it would make things a whole lot easier!
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/25/03 03:05 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by SC:
* Guys holding on to their non-playing (A)Rods
Waiting for Buffy or Bad Daddy to insert joke here...
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/25/03 03:17 PM

...well if *I* had A - Rod, I'd hang on to it too....oh nevermind

And yes. I for a moment thought another DV was playing I had actually forgotten I had picked Arizona and panicked for a minute thinking I wasn't out there.
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/25/03 03:47 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by SC:
Looks like the league has divided itself into a first half (1-5) and second half (6-9).
Thanks for posting the scores, Mr #1 of the "second half"

And yes, congrats, Douche - Now have ONE bad day, huh?? :p
Posted By: Big Daddy Don

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/25/03 04:06 PM

So regarding the games today - what happened - did everyone lose faith in Pedro today? I see I am an island to myself today - just as well I probably like the company better.

With some Phillies offense and some Pedro pitching I am within striking range of Satan. :p
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/25/03 04:13 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Big Daddy Don:
did everyone lose faith in Pedro today?
Hmm, he wasn't listed in the Probables when I did my roster... and he still isn't for today, but he's in the Game Preview. And, in the GAME, he's listed for tomorrow... ugh...

Dag... well, "I sure hope it works out for you", Bad Daddy! :p
Posted By: OleificioAndreassi

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/25/03 04:25 PM

Pedros pitchin tommorrow
U relyin on the knuckleball today bigdady
good for ya
Posted By: Big Daddy Don

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/25/03 04:28 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by J Geoff:
Dag... well, I sure hope it works out for you, Bad Daddy! :p
Wow - thanks for the support - you are truly a good sportsman.

And I hope your pick of the Expos also works out for you You know my Phils haven't been hitting much lately - today would be a bad night for them to awake.
Posted By: fathersson

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/25/03 04:28 PM

That is because we wasn't going to pitch till Tuesday. They changed it on us.


DB- JG said you have been up on top enough and it is his turn to try the penthouse. I understand with all these posts in this thread that you are going to start a Fantasy Baseball hints thread next! By the way can we expect that to be delivered to our door.
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/25/03 04:35 PM

Pedro IS pitching today (in fact, in a half an hour)... a day early... shit... well, sure hope that sore throat and fever aren't still bothering him... (damn!)
Posted By: fathersson

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/25/03 04:39 PM

Did they also change that game time- I thought it was a night game about 7;05pm against Seattle.
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/25/03 06:10 PM

Checkout Vercetti's thread "Gangster BB XXX" in General Discussion.

As much as I hate to admit it, the kid posted a screamer...at least as it applies to us.
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/25/03 06:29 PM

I saw that... Is it just me or do they know that LDV is a girl?!

Bad Daddy... Looks like you lucked out with that whole Pedro thing. I don't want to jinx you or anything, but he is currently throwing a 4-hit shutout. Just wanted to mention that- he is throwing a shutout.
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/25/03 06:30 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by plawrence:
Checkout Vercetti's thread "Gangster BB XXX" in General Discussion.
PL's Title: Gangster BB Fantasy "Rugmuncher" Baseball League "Ball Buster" First Half "Mount" Winner

Mine: The "Motherfucker" Don

LDV: La "Big Cock" Dolce Vita

Sunday

DB 1789 Twins (33) 79 1868
JG 1783 Oakland (23) 69 1852
LD 1738 Fingers (20) 58 1796
PL 1730 Motherfucks (20) 35 1765
BD 1681 Farts (33) 73 1754
SC 1643 Deep throats (7) 31 1674
OA 1588 Unclefucks (33) 63 1651
FS 1548 Deep throats (7) 49 1597
JJ. 1506 Aardvarks (-12) 38 1544

Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/25/03 06:35 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by fathersson:
DB- JG said you have been up on top enough and it is his turn to try the penthouse. I understand with all these posts in this thread that you are going to start a Fantasy Baseball hints thread next! By the way can we expect that to be delivered to our door.
Tip #1- Never, I mean never (I can't stress this enough), go over 50.0 for the locked value of your team. Your points won't count otherwise.

How's that for a tip!

No, the one writing a book is plaw, our very own first half champion. Like the New Jersey Nets, I haven't won anything yet. :p

Off-topic: J-E-T-S fans, Do you think your season is basically over? (JG, I'm sorry if I'm giving away any secrets before any potential fantasy football draft! :p )
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/25/03 06:38 PM

And lastly... CONGRATS, PLAW!!!





And Douche - Don't worry about the Jets - they can still kick ANY Pop Warner team's ass!! :p
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/25/03 06:42 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Don Sicilia:
Bad Daddy... Looks like you lucked out with that whole Pedro thing.
Mental Note: Don't just check roster for injuries, but check for last-minute PS changes!! Ugh, too much time to invest... :rolleyes: What "sissyboy" got me started in this?? I may not play next year....

I can't believe BOS is gonna throw a SHUTOUT after NINE innings!! WOW, I surely missed out on a good, cheap PS!!
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/25/03 06:46 PM

The "ranks" change with each post. They're all pretty funny.

Bufffy's are the best
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/25/03 08:29 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by plawrence:


Bufffy's are the best
Yes. Mine ARE the best.

Oh wait. What are we talking about?

Certainly not my pick in hitters. Bad Daddy picked a good PS and apparently I tried to ride his coattails with 2 Boston hitters. 8 runs and all I got from that mess was 6 points. Ugh!

As for "Big Cock"? Well, that - like the XXX site - is best not even looked at during work hours. If I ever get fired from my job, it will be doing something totally awesome, exciting and enjoyable!
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/25/03 08:38 PM

As for the J-E-T-S...you guys don't have faith in a 40 year old QB??

Tell you what, I would have faith or anything else he wanted from me. I'd tongue wrestle with him anytime.

I can talk like that because I am not serious about football for a few more days now AND I am not EVER serious about the J-E-T-S....
Posted By: joltinjoe05

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/25/03 08:43 PM

What made my day was when I heard that the Jets tried to sign Elvis Grbitch.
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/25/03 08:52 PM

Grbitch.

JoJo, you're a Chief's fan, right? Well, I am a Niner fan so I think we can both say Grbitch? Been there, done that.
Posted By: joltinjoe05

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/25/03 09:05 PM

Yeah, I've been a usually frustrated Chiefs fan for about 15 years.

I always did feel a tad sorry for him though. To be dissed by the San Fran mayor like that. True, but still harsh.

But please, LD, don't give me that whining about him riding the bench behind that one guy...what was his name?
Posted By: Big Daddy Don

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/25/03 09:55 PM

Hey, thanks for all the well wishes from everyone regarding my PS Boston today - I really appreciate it, especially from DS and Porky Pub - you guys are the best. :rolleyes:

And I hope that both of your PS - the Expos and the DBacks also do well tonight. Yeppers I hope they have a great night - the Phils concern me though against the Expos, that might be a tough one but I have faith in your pick Pork Rinds.

Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/26/03 04:54 AM

Well, THAT was painful. Gosh DoucheMan, I thought (or at least HOPED) we would be high-fivin' each a bit Tuesday morning. But, it looks like we have a new gold medalist in town at the moment.

Wanna know who the MOST frustrated person here's gotta be? Bad Daddy who said like 3 or even 4 weeks ago he was gonna pass me and manages to just ride my back every night so close it causes me worry. I have just enough offense to pull through and stay ahead - but just BARELY.

What frustrates ME? Sharing Guerrero with ALL of the top 5!!!
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/26/03 05:41 AM

MONDAY'S PICKS

JG 1852 Expos (29) 61 1913
DB 1868 Ariz (-7) 28 1896
PL 1766 Expos (29) 77 1843
LD 1797 Ariz (-7) 40 1837
BD 1754 BoSox (25) 54 1808
SC 1674 Yanks (21) 56 1730
OA 1651 Yanks (21) 66 1717
FS 1598 Expos (29) 70 1668
JJ. 1544 Expos (29) 59 1603
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/26/03 09:14 AM

Tuesday

JG 61 1913 Yanks
DB 28 1896 Atl
PL 77 1843 Seat
LD 40 1837 Cubs
BD 54 1808 Seat
SC 56 1730 Seat
OA 66 1717 Cubs
FS 70 1668 SF
JJ. 59 1603 Seat
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/26/03 10:59 AM

Man....

I have three out of the top four point producers in all of baseball last night, plus the top scoring pitching staff, and what happens?

Bernie Williams, Sexon, and Chavez combine for a 1-13, and all I get is 77 lousy points for the night.
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/26/03 01:35 PM

Hmmmm... only 77 points plaw. Really, I feel your pain, I really do. :rolleyes:

Alright, you can have your fun for one night JG. I don't like it here in second place. You don't get a skyline view.
Posted By: SC

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/26/03 02:07 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by plawrence:
I have three out of the top four point producers in all of baseball last night
Eeenie, meeenie and miney worked, but moe didn't, huh?
Posted By: Big Daddy Don

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/26/03 02:17 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by La Dolce Vita:
Wanna know who the MOST frustrated person here's gotta be? Bad Daddy who .....
Please don't patronize me.

I will say though that 5th place seems to be a home now. I was there the last third of the first season - (may have been different but I did start 10 games late ) and now 5th for the better part of this season so far. Just seems not to be going anywhere - not up, not down just staying the same. And to be honest cause of this the last few weeks my interest in this has been waning. Something doesn't change soon I'm not playing next year.

On the plus side there are some things on the horizon to peek my interest and fill some time - namely football and the other major sports.
Posted By: Big Daddy Don

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/26/03 02:26 PM

I didn't even realize that we have a new first place leader. Normally I only look at the person in front of me - try to take things one step at a time. Now I see it is back to Buffy again I see - better than that bitch tease PL anyway.

What happened DB didn't have time to run a simulation for yesterday's game or is that video game like thing packed for storage? :p If so, might be a rough couple of days for you until the move. Which day are you moving on anyway?

Lastly I see I cracked the 90th percentile now. Wow only 9,500+ people ahead of me.
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/26/03 02:45 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Big Daddy Don:
What happened DB didn't have time to run a simulation for yesterday's game or is that video game like thing packed for storage? :p If so, might be a rough couple of days for you until the move. Which day are you moving on anyway?
What can I say, the video game-like simulation isn't 100% infallible! It had Randy throwing a 20K 2-hit shutout... Go figure.

Moving day is next week after Labor Day! No more commute!
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/26/03 02:46 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Big Daddy Don:
Normally I only look at the person in front of me
As it should be. What, you wanna look closely at those other schmucks?

Wow, judging from the PS choices today, there could possibly be more movement tonight. Of course, EVERY time I am nervous or even semi-alone in my pick, it is the latest game of the freakin' day.

This game torments me. I don't think I am playing next year.
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/26/03 03:53 PM

Hey, BD...

Looks like "The Giambino" is questionable for tonight.

Don't you just love it when you pay 6.7 for a guy who doesn't play?

Just thought I'd brighten up what's left of your morning.
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/26/03 04:04 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by plawrence:
Don't you just love it when you pay 6.7 for a guy who doesn't play?
I paid 6.4 for a guy who didn't play and did okay -- hmm, he costs 7.3 now? :p

And yeah, I had a tough time choosing a PS for today. I hate picking Yanks -- they may win, but it's usually high-scoring. And that bullshitpen, ugh. You'll likely have your spot back after tonight, Douche!
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/26/03 04:05 PM

Tuesday

JG 1913 Yanks (-18) 26 1939
DB 1896 Atl (5) 30 1926
PL 1843 Seat (25) 66 1909
LD 1837 Cubs (29) 59 1896
BD 1808 Seat (25) 62 1870
SC 1730 Seat (25) 64 1794
OA 1717 Cubs (29) 57 1774
FS 1668 SF (31) 86 1754
JJ. 1603 Seat (25) 54 1657
Posted By: Big Daddy Don

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/26/03 04:05 PM

Satan - thanks for looking out for my being. :rolleyes: Regarding Giambi - I just got off the phone with him, he is gonna play tonight, probably just DH though - which I told him is fine with me.

I don't think I had my entire roster play for about a week now anyway so that doesn't suprise me though. End of the day I'll still be stuck at 5th, I'm thinking of having cable and new carpets installed cause it doesn't appear I will be moving anytime soon. Well this is a long holiday weekend and we all know what that means ...



oh never mind you all know what was coming anyway.
Posted By: fathersson

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/26/03 04:15 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by plawrence:
Man....

I have three out of the top four point producers in all of baseball last night, [b]plus
the top scoring pitching staff, and what happens?

Bernie Williams, Sexon, and Chavez combine for a 1-13, and all I get is 77 lousy points for the night. [/b]
I was feeling good with 70 points last night with two player not playing. Now I am not so happy after reading all the pissing and moaning!
You folks have a way to bring down what started out as a easy morning! By the way maybe I will not play too.

JG glad to see you finally got your shot at the top spot! Good luck on staying there for some time.

I picked the SF ps today because I felt SF was FS backwards! A good sign from above. Beats the hell out of some of what I have seen.
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/26/03 04:35 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by fathersson:

I picked the SF ps today because I felt SF was FS backwards!
Yeah, same here! I picked the SBUC 's team because I thought it stood for Special Buffy UnderCover Team.
Posted By: joltinjoe05

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/26/03 09:09 PM

Hmm...Rondell White to the Royals??

I like the sound of that
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/26/03 11:07 PM

Pulleeeze.

Don't even mention a Padre to me. I am still applying ice to the bruising from last night.
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/27/03 12:23 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by plawrence:
Hey, BD...

Looks like "The Giambino" is questionable for tonight.

Don't you just love it when you pay 6.7 for a guy who doesn't play?

Just thought I'd brighten up what's left of your morning.
Will somebody please ask me how it feels to pay a combined 10.4 for David Ortiz and Trot Nixon, and find out that they're not playing?

... ... ... ...
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/27/03 12:26 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by J Geoff:
I hate picking Yanks -- they may win, but it's usually high-scoring. And that bullshitpen, ugh. You'll likely have your spot back after tonight, Douche!
Ugh. They may lose, too. 4-0 ChiSox already in the 5th... yup. Freakin' Clemens. :rolleyes:

Edit: 9-0, still in the 5th. Freakin' Thomas Grand Slam and Ordonez single shot the next pitch. Fuck me!!
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/27/03 01:53 AM

ok...so while Pork patches the holes in his walls...

I just saw THE most gorgeous guy in baseball. He's a Mutt but DaMNNNN! Jeff Duncan. Yes, must put his picture up with Eric's in my office

Oh...wait. Why did I come here?

Oh yeah.

Sox have scored 11 runs.

(hehe Pork)

And Valentin hasn't been part of ANY of that mess?



At least I have Sheff. I was a bit worried about paying 7.2 for one guy!
Posted By: Beth E

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/27/03 02:00 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by J Geoff:
[QUOTE]Originally posted by J Geoff:
[qb]Fuck me!!
This coming from a guy with no Woody.
Posted By: fathersson

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/27/03 02:08 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by La Dolce Vita:
I just saw THE most gorgeous guy in baseball. He's a Mutt but DaMNNNN! Jeff Duncan. Yes, must put his picture up with Eric's in my office
This is Fantasy Baseball, Not Fantasy Bedroom!
Give Us Guys A Break!

Take it to your own private Chatchroom. You are starting to sound like a school girl in heat with classes just starting! We do have to keep the history of the sport strong and at least some what manly.
Posted By: joltinjoe05

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/27/03 02:15 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by J Geoff:
Ugh. They may lose, too. 4-0 ChiSox already in the 5th... yup. Freakin' Clemens. :rolleyes:

Edit: 9-0, still in the 5th. Freakin' Thomas Grand Slam and Ordonez single shot the next pitch. Fuck me!!
I don't want to hear it. This is just a game. The Royals are in a playoff hunt.

I swear to everyone here, if the Yanks don't take 2 of 3 for the WSox, I will punch every Yankee in the face (and Steinbrenner twice)
Posted By: Big Daddy Don

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/27/03 02:26 AM

Here is a News Flash - The Mariners PS SUCKS ass.

Gonna be a long night.

You are now returned to your regularly scheduled program.
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/27/03 02:28 AM

Oh FS - keep your shorts on. I just used Jeff Duncan as a segue to rib Pork about his YankMe's.

And...I have my heat completely under control.

But I just hate to kick a guy when he is down in the negative points. Just trying to ease into it, that's all.

Ask your Pop about me. My feathers don't ruffle easily at all.
Posted By: fathersson

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/27/03 02:37 AM

I wasn't trying to bust on you, I know you are a veteran with Ice water in you veins. I already knew that. Hey I just couldn't pass up the chance.

Oh that is what I hate about baseball. No eye candy for us real men. That is why Football is such a greater game! You don't mind standing in the cold when you have lovely ladies to warm you to your toes!

Sounds like we are going to have many whine alerts so get your cotton ready!
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/27/03 02:40 AM

Ice water?

I thought I was in heat!

I do agree with Bad Daddy, it will be a late night. All these West Coast games going on. I will tell you what...my offense better wake up!!!!
Posted By: SC

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/27/03 03:49 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by Big Daddy Don:
Here is a News Flash - The Mariners PS SUCKS ass.
If I wanted bad news I'd read a %$#&* newspaper. How the hell can one of the better pitchers in baseball give up 3 runs in the first to one of the worst teams?? On the bright side, Tampa Bay hasn't done anything since the first inning.

You guys see today's scores?? Real pitchers' battles. :rolleyes:
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/27/03 04:38 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by Big Daddy Don:
Here is a News Flash - The Mariners PS SUCKS ass.

Gonna be a long night.

Oh! Poor You!
I don't wanna hear you whine about 3 freakin' runs :p
Posted By: Big Daddy Don

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/27/03 04:52 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by J Geoff:
I don't wanna hear you whine about 3 freakin' runs :p
I actually posted it right at the end of the first when they gave them up. Luckily my PS so far has recovered. I have not been on to see the scores too much, I know the Yanks gave up 2 by the third I believe - how did they do the rest of the game ???

:p
Posted By: SC

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/27/03 06:22 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by Big Daddy Don:
I have not been on to see the scores too much, I know the Yanks gave up 2 by the third I believe - how did they do the rest of the game ???
The Yankmes gave up 13 earned runs (tee hee). Anybody unfortunate enough *cough, Geoff* to have them as their ps *cough, Geoff* lost 18 points.

You guys see FS' score today???
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/27/03 06:40 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by Beth E:
[quote]Originally posted by J Geoff:
[b] [QUOTE]Originally posted by J Geoff:
[qb]Fuck me!!
This coming from a guy with no Woody. [/b][/quote]Kibbitzer.

How'd your team do tonight?
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/27/03 06:54 AM

In a few minutes we'll see who took part in the Wood vs Woody matchup!!
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/27/03 07:06 AM

Wednesday

JG 1939 Schilling
DB 1926 Schilling
PL 1909 Schilling
LD 1896 Schilling
BD 1870 Schilling
SC 1794 Rogers??!
OA 1774 Zito
FS 1754 Schilling
JJ. 1657 Pineiro

Sheesh. No Wood vs Woody??
Posted By: Beth E

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/27/03 01:01 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by plawrence:
[quote]Originally posted by Beth E:
[b] [quote]Originally posted by J Geoff:
[b] [QUOTE]Originally posted by J Geoff:
[qb]Fuck me!!
This coming from a guy with no Woody. [/b][/quote]Kibbitzer.

How'd your team do tonight? [/b][/quote]I had Boston. Need I say more!!!
Posted By: fathersson

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/27/03 01:37 PM

Thanks SC for looking at us basement players. I finally got good pitching (31) and bats(55) at the same time. Two good nights in a row 70 and 86 points sure helps your mind get back in the game a bit. I think if you complain they give you some points to keep you playing.

I see most in our league feel the same way about todays PS. Nothing wrong with going against the crowd tho, like I did yesterday so for those who didn't take Schilling good luck. It is funny how some things just catch you eye and I notice that the two guys in front of me have different PS so there may be a little action or room to catch up in our section.

Games ran late last night, for those of us on the East coast and I have to look for a good time to grab some zzz's inbetween everything else I have to do today. Dam Grass grows quicker and quicker with this great hot days and cool nights.
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/27/03 02:29 PM

Hey, FS, I'm proud of you. Seems as though you finally have grasped the fundamentals.

Of the 150,000 or so people playing this game, you rank #60 this week.
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/27/03 03:22 PM

Hey Plaw - Get in the draft, huh? Call out of work if you have to :p
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/27/03 03:26 PM

Wednesday

JG 1939 Schilling (-12) 23 1962
PL 1909 Schilling (-12) 40 1949
DB 1926 Schilling (-12) 11 1937
LD 1890 Schilling (-12) 13 1903
BD 1871 Schilling (-12) 23 1894
SC 1795 Rogers?! (-2) 46 1841
OA 1768 Zito (22) 57 1825
FS 1754 Schilling (-12) 33 1787
JJ. 1657 Pineiro (-6) 30 1687
Posted By: fathersson

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/27/03 04:10 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by plawrence:
Hey, FS, I'm proud of you. Seems as though you finally have grasped the fundamentals.

Of the 150,000 or so people playing this game, you rank #60 this week.
Holy Shit Really? Who would have ever thought!

Let see if I can do this another dozen times or so, I may just be able to climb out of this basement and get at least midway for a a while.

Thanks for pointing that out, Now I feel even better about two good nights in a row. ???
What are the odds of having three good nights in a row.
Pl whats the odds?
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/27/03 04:14 PM

What's that saying... the clock strikes 12 at least twice a day! :p Just joking FS, you are doing great this week.

I, on the other hand, am stinkin' up the joint. I may not play next year!
Posted By: fathersson

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/27/03 04:40 PM

Hey, this may be my week. I have to take it when I can!
Who knows if there will be another.

If I do well, I can put a header on my line- "I was this weeks Fantasy League leader!"

Maybe I'll go out and stay at a Holiday Inn Expres tonight. One thing is for sure, I'm going out and get me a lottery ticket before it is to late!
Posted By: Big Daddy Don

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/28/03 04:19 AM

OK - I'm adding the friggin D'Backs to my list along with the Yankees as PS I will no longer take.

Can nobody pitch anymore? I mean I can see a few runs but it just seems like double digit runs everyday now.

Personally I'm getting sick of it - if it continues I might not play next year. :p
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/28/03 04:22 AM

All us Schilling fans shouldn't feel too bad. At least I don't, what with the best offense among the "Big 5".

10.2% of the players in the game had Curt tonight.

It was the smart move. The Big 5 were always smarter.
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/28/03 04:40 AM

Bad Daddy forgot the ...


plaw: Talk to the hand!
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/28/03 04:45 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by La Dolce Vita:
plaw: Talk to the hand!
Huh?
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/28/03 04:56 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by plawrence:
At least I don't, what with the best offense among the "Big 5".


Must I explain EVERYTHING to you people? I'm a bit cranky after tonight's poor results. Plus it is almost my turn at the other place - but no Pork in sight.

So in other words:
Zip it, Mister 40 total points (or more) best offense among the big 5.
Posted By: SC

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/28/03 07:05 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by plawrence:
10.2% of the players in the game had Curt tonight. It was the smart move. The Big 5 were always smarter.
Kinda sounds like Tessio. Remember what happened to Sally??
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/28/03 10:01 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by La Dolce Vita:

Must I explain EVERYTHING to you people?
So in other words:
Zip it, Mister 40 total points (or more) best offense among the big 5.
Sheesh.

Must be the pressure. Too much going on at once. I can tell you that busy executives such as myself owe our success in large part to our ability to "multi-task"

"Talk to the hand" OK, I'm unfamiliar with the expression. Take me out and shoot me.

Man. Touchy people around here....
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/28/03 10:30 AM

Thursday

JG 23 1962 Cleve
PL 40 1949 Cleve
DB 11 1937 Fla
LD 13 1903 LA
BD 23 1894 Cleve
SC 46 1841 Atl
OA 57 1825 Fla (???)
FS 33 1787 Mont (36) 63+
JJ. 30 1687 Seatt (17) 28+
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/28/03 01:04 PM

Plaw, can you change mine to:

Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/28/03 01:29 PM

A whopping 7 afternoon games today...

However, only the two basement dwellers will have the TV turned on because the rest of us have evening games.

Phils at Expos (FS)
D-Rays at Mariners (JJ)

You guys make sure that the hanger wire that you have for a TV antenna down in the basement is facing due east. :p
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/28/03 01:59 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by plawrence:

"Talk to the hand" OK, I'm unfamiliar with the expression. Take me out and shoot me.

Would you prefer to talk to the booty? Because the hand's off duty..... :p

Wow! So, I am seriously optimistic and alone in my assumption that Houston is done pouncing all over the Dodgers????

Glad to see someone picked my 2nd (and almost 1st) choice, SC.......good luck with that.

's to the Indians and Marlins.
Posted By: fathersson

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/28/03 02:40 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Don Sicilia:
A whopping 7 afternoon games today...

However, only the two basement dwellers will have the TV turned on because the rest of us have evening games.

Phils at Expos (FS)
D-Rays at Mariners (JJ)

You guys make sure that the hanger wire that you have for a TV antenna down in the basement is facing due east. :p
See you missed things down here in the basement. We do have cable! Since we are down here in the basement we just drilled thru the wall to the outlet box down here and did a quick hookup. Now we get all 212 channels and 36 sports channels 30 porn stations too! Eat your hearts out!
Best thing is no cable bill!
Posted By: SC

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/28/03 02:50 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by La Dolce Vita:
Glad to see someone picked my 2nd (and almost 1st) choice, SC.......good luck with that.
Its a lock......the Mutts had their little streak, and its over now!!
Posted By: fathersson

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/28/03 04:01 PM

Last night was a perfect example of getting great hitting from the guys with 45 points and then the PS losing (-12) points to take me back a step.

Way to many hits- 16 for San Diego. with only 7 strikeouts. Schilling should have been better then that in my opinion 12 hits allowed by himself. Arizona bats were weak at only 5 hits-

Good mix up on teams for today. 6 different ones in all. I never mind having a team to myself. AS when there are to many on the same team it seem to come up badly for the group. Sink or swim I will take my licks with or without others picking the same PS.


Between the younger one bitching about school starting soon and the older folks here being in a bad mood, it seems like back Thursday on the old Board. Or should I say Black/ Red Thursday
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/28/03 07:18 PM

Freaking Posada didn't play today.

JG, have you seen our teams? They are almost exactly alike. (As you can tell, I was trying to figure out who else benefited from the Jenkins/Vlad homers! )
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/28/03 07:23 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Don Sicilia:
Freaking Posada didn't play today.

...I was trying to figure out who else benefited from the Jenkins/Vlad homers!
Day-Game-After-A-Night-Game - Dammit, I know... I NEVER check that myself... :rolleyes:

Damn, figures you'd have Jenk and Vlad, too - trying to get back to #1, are we? :p
Posted By: badguytony

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/28/03 08:06 PM

Anybody who has Jenkins might be kicking themselves for awhile cuz he may have fractured his left thumb today. He's hit HRs in his last four games and the Brewers have won 10 in a row! Two more W's and free hamburgers at George Webb's.
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/28/03 08:09 PM

Now there's some useful third party information!

Thanks BGT (even though you're a Packer fan) :p
Posted By: Beth E

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/28/03 09:37 PM

Boy, after seeing these lousy ps's from yesterday I don't feel bad that my Dodgers only scored 4.

Ok, will shut up now!
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/29/03 12:20 AM

badguytony!!!!

Where have you been? What happened to the Upstate Undertakers?

Don't tell me you've been lurking around all this time.

Get back in the game, man!

Oh, and thanks for sharing....
Posted By: Big Daddy Don

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/29/03 12:43 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by plawrence:
badguytony!!!!

Where have you been? What happened to the Upstate Undertakers?

PL - I think your thinking of BiggTone2x or whatever - he was the guy with Upstate Undertakers.
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/29/03 12:51 AM

Yeah, yeah...

My friggin' head is spinning today.

Trying to do some work,
Keeping up with the day games,
Registering for the Pigskin Prophet Game (Did I mention how I expect to really do well in that one?),
Participating in an on-line off-line draft for a stupid Fantasy Football League I joined against my will where everyone pressures you to make a pick and which I probably will not play in next year,
And picking tomorrow's baseball team...

It's been a very busy day.
Posted By: OleificioAndreassi

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/29/03 12:53 AM

Hey "G"-

U givin out any posters for the most improved
I deserve somin ive gone up more than 50% in a lil less than a month

i should get somin
Posted By: Beth E

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/29/03 01:07 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by plawrence:
Participating in an on-line off-line draft for a stupid Fantasy Football League I joined against my will where everyone pressures you to make a pick and which I probably will not play in next year,
Yeah, but we all felt you owed Bad Daddy something for breaking his heart, you prick tease. And I noticed there was no mention of partaking in "adult activities" in that list. No wonder you leave the house with a black eye.
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/29/03 01:16 AM

Who has time for adult activities?

I'm posting "Today's Pitching Staffs" at 6:00 AM, commenting on the day's activities and picking FB players at midnight.

I barely have time to sleep.
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/29/03 01:19 AM

Thursday

JG 1962 Cle (23) 67 2029
PL 1949 Cle (23) 39 1988
DB 1937 Fla (00) 51 1988
LD 1903 LA (24) 39 1942
BD 1894 Cle (23) 46 1940
SC 1841 Atl (11) 42 1883
FS 1787 Mon (36) 64 1851
OA 1825 Fla (00) 21 1846
JJ. 1687 Sea (17) 29 1716
Posted By: fathersson

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/29/03 04:03 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by plawrence:
Who has time for adult activities?

I'm posting "Today's Pitching Staffs" at 6:00 AM, commenting on the day's activities and picking FB players at midnight.

I barely have time to sleep.
Well, there goes the old sex life, still have time for a pee break?
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/29/03 04:23 AM

Originally posted by plawrence:
Who has time for adult activities?

It's about prioritizing. Squeeze it in any where you can. Morning shower, lunchtime, nighttime commercials and 3 am pee breaks usually work for those of us with full plates.

I'm posting "Today's Pitching Staffs" at 6:00 AM, commenting on the day's activities and picking FB players at midnight.

I don't post the tallies at 6am but you can bet I just spent 20 minutes tonight figuring out our scores for the night. And with Pork no where in sight, I should prob help him out and post when the last game is done. Ah, I will think on that. AND I definitely comment on the day's activities in both sports and I pick baseball AND football players at night.
Plus spreading sunshine and good cheer throughout the day with my buds.


I barely have time to sleep.

Sleep is underrated. Something you do when you are too old to do anything else...
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/29/03 04:34 AM

BIG DADDY!

I thought you still had A-Rod! I started puckering up in the 8th inning when he homered. Thought you had passed me for sure. Applying lip balm as we speak! But alas, no Rod this time.

My fuzzy math tells me I am still a mere 2 points ahead of you (unless my KC guy does something in the 11th hour :rolleyes: )

Put your piggies away for another day!

EDIT: A-Rod homered in the 9th too!!! And this game is in extra innings. Damned Pork 'N Douche! :p

Could've passed me and then some Bad Daddy if you had kept your A-Rod.... :p
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/29/03 06:02 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by La Dolce Vita:
I should prob help him out and post when the last game is done.
Thanks for the help. :rolleyes:

I think I and PL should be 1st and 2nd (respectively) cuz we do ALL the work around here! :p :rolleyes:
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/29/03 06:12 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by SC:
Its a lock......the Mutts had their little streak, and its over now!!
Sorry, what was that? I missed something...
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/29/03 06:13 AM

Thursday

JG 1962 Cle (23) 67 2029
PL 1949 Cle (23) 39 1988
DB 1937 Fla (00) 51 1988
LD 1903 LA (24) 39 1942
BD 1894 Cle (23) 46 1940
SC 1841 Atl (11) 42 1883
FS 1787 Mon (36) 64 1851
OA 1825 Fla (00) 21 1846
JJ. 1687 Sea (17) 29 1716
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/29/03 07:43 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by fathersson:
still have time for a pee break?
Looks that way, doesn't it.

When you reach my age, you will too.
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/29/03 07:51 AM

Friday (scores still unofficial)

JG 67 2029 Oak
PL 39 1988 Oak
DB 51 1988 Oak
LD 39 1942 LA
BD 46 1940 Oak
SC 42 1883 Hstn
FS 64 1851 Oak
OA 21 1846 Atl
JJ. 29 1716 W Sox
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/29/03 01:05 PM

Those scores are now official.

It figures... probably my best offensive night and I get a big, fat zero from my pitching staff. Un-freaking-believable!

Bad Daddy, if you're keeping score, mark down Dontrelle as a starting pitcher I will never* start again.

* Unless I do :p

Plaw, aesthetically, I think we should rearrange the top 3 in this order:

JG 67 2029 Oak
DB 51 1988 Oak
PL 39 1988 Oak

Easier on the eyes!
Posted By: fathersson

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/29/03 01:53 PM

Great pitching last night and 64 points over all. and I din't have a-rod! but was happy anyway!

Wow, only 178 more points to catch first place! I did move up one spot for now so it will be small steps I guess.

Watch out SC I'm looking for another spot sooner or later!
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/29/03 02:02 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by fathersson:
I din't have a-rod! but was happy anyway!
Isn't that an oxymoron... kinda like jumbo shrimp! :p
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/29/03 02:11 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by J Geoff:
[quote]Originally posted by La Dolce Vita:
[b]I should prob help him out and post when the last game is done.
Thanks for the help. :rolleyes:

I think I and PL should be 1st and 2nd (respectively) cuz we do ALL the work around here! [/b][/quote]I should be 1st.

Just because.

I AM the most consistent.

Sorry Pork, I woulda posted stuff but gosh that Texas game seemed like it would never end. Ah, that is where the 2 hour time difference comes in, huh? I probably should not call it a night until 2 am - 4 am your time :p

And Dontrelle? They are blaming his poor performance lately on all the media attention surrounding him. Duh! Part of the job, huh?

I will NEVER take him either DoucheMan - like Colon, you get tired of the burn marks!!
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/29/03 02:34 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by La Dolce Vita:
I should be 1st.

Just because.

I AM the most consistent.
Don't make me pull out my stats now! You know I'll do it!

So Buffy, September 7th is coming soon. Any ideas on what the terms of the bet will be?

Getting back to business...

1 lousy afternoon game today...

Cubbies will be playing the streaking Brewers...

I'll be following... because they're the Cubbies.
Buffy... because of Karros
OA... because the Cubbies are the Pirates
Plaw... to find another way not to make his next pick :p
Bethie... because Ramirez reminds her of Vinny Castilla
JG... the Brewers remind him of all the alcohol he's going to drink this weekend
Bad Daddy... because he's waiting for Plaw's next pick
FS... because he's desperately hoping Scott Podsednik hits 3 homers to make up the 178 point deficit
SC... because he wants to secretly laugh at FS, because he too has Scott Podsednik (and Keith Ginter, Aramis Ramirez, and Geoff Jenkins)
JJ... because he's in last place with nothing better to do! :p

One last thing... JG, I think it's time for you to be a good Don and tell your Consigliere to look at his team again! :p
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/29/03 02:46 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Don Sicilia:
Bethie... because Ramirez reminds her of Vinny Castilla
Good one!! I can see that resemblance! So another example of how our taste in men differs...

So you peeked at everyone's roster already?? Heck, I cannot even remember who I took....(Except I was the only one who took the Dodgers ) Is there an emoticon of a guy getting his head examined???

So noone is watching because they took Sosa?? Wow.

Yes, our bet. I am open to suggestions Doucheman. There is only ONE thing I won't do...
.
.
.
.
Not hard to believe there is only ONE thing I won't do?
.
.
.
.

I won't dress up in opposing team /Bears colors if I lose Photographic evidence lasts forever!!

But seriously, come up with something...even a charity thing if you want. Make it a fun wager. I'm easy.
Posted By: fathersson

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/29/03 04:28 PM

"But seriously, come up with something...even a charity thing if you want. Make it a fun wager. I'm easy."

That statement can get you in a whole lot of trouble where we live and or cost you a whole lot of money at times!

By the way this is post 4000 for this thread. Who would have thought so much by so few.
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/29/03 05:10 PM

Always about postcount, huh FS! :p

I believe this is the first four-star thread!
Posted By: fathersson

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/29/03 05:29 PM

yes it is all about post numbers,
"the family has a lot of post numbers senator"
Posted By: Beth E

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/29/03 06:40 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Don Sicilia:

Bethie... because Ramirez reminds her of Vinny Castilla
Huh? Who in the hell is Ramirez? And if he looks like Vinny I will be there.
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/29/03 06:45 PM

I'll give you a hint Bethie...he shares the name with a man's cologne (not Colon ) and plays for the DoucheMan's team by way of the Pirates.

..and you call yourself a fan....

(Maybe we should just stick to watching them on CNN? )
Posted By: OleificioAndreassi

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/29/03 06:57 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Beth E:
Huh? Who in the hell is Ramirez?
hes the very talented 3rd baseman & 1 time cornerstone of the pirates org. till McClatchy & Littlefield decided to throw him on the side of the road like a used condom in order to "save $ for the future"
Posted By: Beth E

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/29/03 07:01 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by La Dolce Vita:
I'll give you a hint Bethie...he shares the name with a man's cologne (not Colon ) and plays for the DoucheMan's team by way of the Pirates.

..and you call yourself a fan....

(Maybe we should just stick to watching them on CNN? )
Well, I don't have a man, so don't know men's cologne. I've only heard of Manny Ramirez. Is that him. Sorry Doucheman, if he's not a Braves I don't know him. Hell, I don't even know half the Orioles.

CNN = Bill Hemmer!
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/29/03 10:24 PM

About time that friggin' Posednik had an oh-fer.
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/29/03 10:32 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by plawrence:
About time that friggin' Posednik had an oh-fer.
Freakin' Podsey... :rolleyes:
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/29/03 10:34 PM

Paging Mr. Bag - Mr. Douche Bag - Please report to the football stadium - Mr. Bag...
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/29/03 10:37 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by J Geoff:
Paging Mr. Bag - Mr. Douche Bag - Please report to the football stadium - Mr. Bag...
Is that your Bill Murray imitation?
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/29/03 10:52 PM

I just saw news footage of the arrest of the 18 year old hacker who spread the latest virus.

He was wearing a shirt that had "BIG DADDY" emblazoned across the front.

So help me.
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/29/03 10:54 PM

Oh, GREAT! There goes our commissioner, too!! :rolleyes:
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/29/03 10:57 PM

Actually, he looked a lot like our very own "Double J". Kind of portly.

And his name was Jeffrey.

So help me.
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/29/03 11:26 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by plawrence:
Actually, he looked a lot like our very own "Double J". Kind of portly.
More like the wrestler type like HH I'd say...
Posted By: Beth E

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/29/03 11:28 PM

So help you? So help HIM. I want that boy's balls on a silver platter so I can chop them up in a meat grinder. And that's just the appetizer.
Posted By: fathersson

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/30/03 01:30 AM

Maybe he wasn't joking when he said he wasn't going to play next year! Big Daddy that is.
Posted By: Beth E

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/30/03 01:34 AM

I think everyone was serious when they said they weren't playing next year. Well, everyone except Satan. He has no sex life, so what else is he gonna do?
Posted By: Beth E

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/30/03 02:40 AM

Christ, my man Vinny just made an error for the Braves. The world can come to an end tonight. Come here, Vinny, I'll make it all better. Ok, so the Braves got out of the inning and no harm was done. Noone else is saying anything tonight. Since the football draft has started this place has been feeling deserted. And, btw, plaw said me and my pom poms are welcomed here anytime. Now, mess with Satan if you want.
Posted By: fathersson

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/30/03 02:59 AM

ESPN Fantasy Site is screwed up. Points are all gone from the entries and games are not being scored to the boards.
Almost 11:00 and no score posted from the Oakland game at all or on the boards!
Posted By: Big Daddy Don

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/30/03 03:09 AM

FS - just got in not long ago and saw that they have no stats. If you want goto USAToday.com, and their Sports and their Scores - they are usually really good with stats. And of course MLB.com also.

Ok I am gone for the night everyone enjoy their nights - I need an Oakland win.

But being fair let's hear it for the Dodgers
Posted By: fathersson

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/30/03 03:11 AM

House Arrest?
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/30/03 07:17 AM

Going to bed not knowing how we did... eww. Bastids at ESPN. Ahh well, at least DB made his pick, so PL - hit that thang if you haven't peed yet. Should be my turn when I wake up in 8 hrs... (no doubt with my next choices taken)
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/30/03 11:06 AM

Saturday

JG 55 2084 Mont
DB 52 2040 W Sox
PL 44 2032 Bost
LD 50 1992 Mont
BD 41 1981 Bost
FS 58 1909 Mont
SC 23 1906 Bost
OA 25 1871 Bost
JJ. 19 1735 W Sox
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/30/03 12:22 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Beth E:
I think everyone was serious when they said they weren't playing next year. Well, everyone except Satan. He has no sex life, so what else is he gonna do?
First of all, I will be playing next year, even if it's with, I mean by myself. I expect that most of you will be afraid to be embarrassed by going against me, but to those who are not I will prove that my first half win, expected overall win, and possible second half win were no accident.

Regarding my much discussed (mostly by you) lack of a sex life...

Is this not a case of the proverbial pot calling the kettle black? Of one who lives in the proverbial glass house throwing a stone?

I have more than enough time for sex. Jeez, I can always find the five minutes I need.
Posted By: Beth E

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/30/03 01:43 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by plawrence:

Is this not a case of the proverbial pot calling the kettle black? Of one who lives in the proverbial glass house throwing a stone?

I have more than enough time for sex. Jeez, I can always find the five minutes I need.
Yes, but I watch alot of porn. And men piss me off too much to worry about sex. I may forget what I'm there for and casterate him.

5 minutes, heh? I can hear Vicky now, "Wow, I could of had a V8". :p

I would love to stay here and trade barbs with you all day but I got a freaking boring wedding to go to with a hangover. Word to the wise, don't down a bottle of wine when you haven't eaten dinner.
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/30/03 01:50 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Beth E:
"Wow, I could of had a V8". :p

"It sure doesn't taste like tomato juice...
Of course not, it tastes like V-8"

It sure doesn't taste like v-8, either.

(Hoping you have the time to trade one more barb)
Posted By: fathersson

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/30/03 03:01 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by plawrence:

I have more than enough time for sex. Jeez, I can always find the five minutes I need.
Sure you built up all thse hand muscles from typing all the time.

Just for the offical time keeping records, does that include clean up time as well?

Sorry Pl, I just couldn't let that one pass by! I know you wouldn't have if things were reversed.
Posted By: fathersson

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/30/03 03:12 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by plawrence:
Saturday

JG 55 2084 Mont
DB 52 2040 W Sox
PL 44 2032 Bost
LD 50 1992 Mont
BD 41 1981 Bost
FS 58 1909 Mont
SC 23 1906 Bost
OA 25 1871 Bost
JJ. 19 1735 W Sox
I thought I was going to see everyone else with Pedro and I would be all alone with Mont. and then two whitesoxs to boot.
Posted By: fathersson

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/30/03 04:19 PM

Question- is it possible to preselect your PS for a couple of days in advance and if so how can you pull it up to be done?
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/30/03 04:46 PM

Can't do it, Sally... you'll need to find a trustworthy person to redo your roster when you're away.

As for Pedro, I'm too leary to go against (and with) those pesky and unpredictable Yanks...
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/30/03 05:06 PM

Saturday

JG 2084 Mont (11) 29+
DB 2040 WSox ()
PL 2032 Bost (-12) 3+
LD 1992 Mont (11) 39+
BD 1981 Bost (-12) 6+
FS 1909 Mont (11) 46+
SC 1906 Bost (-12) 1+
OA 1871 Bost (-12) 7+
JJ. 1735 WSox ()
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/30/03 05:40 PM

Dammit! Manny isn't starting today?! Po' baby with a little tummy ache?

And Doucheman, you still copying my roster?? We share 5 guys!! (Too bad Manny isn't one of them )

Let's Go Yan-kees!

P.S. Buff - Your turn in the draft

Sweet - Pedro's given up 5 runs already in the 4th - hopefully more

P.P.S. Buff - It's STILL your turn in the draft...
Posted By: fathersson

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/30/03 08:20 PM

Still better then what is happening with Pedro.

One thing JJ doesn't want to hear is Rainout! Talk about putting all your eggs in one basket!
Posted By: SC

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/30/03 11:46 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by J Geoff:
Pedro's given up 5 runs already in the 4th - hopefully more
ERRRRRRRRRRRR I hate this f*ckin' game!!

Anybody wanna see a pic of my new dartboard??
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/30/03 11:50 PM

Posted By: fathersson

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/30/03 11:54 PM

old three fingers and a thumb!
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/31/03 08:41 AM

I'd like to tell everyone about this really wondeful bottle of wine I had with dinner last night. It was a Red Zinfindel. The Zinfindel grape, as you oenophiles may know, is a varietal exclusive to California, where the climate and growing conditions produce wines with unusually high alchoholic content.

While typical red wine has an achoholic content of about 12.5%, this particular Zinfindel weighed in at a whopping 14.7%.

Since my beautiful GF doesn't drink at all, I consumed the entire bottle myself. We left the restaurant at about 10:30, and I don't even remember the ride home, the walk from the garage, or even getting undressed and into bed. Certainly no adult activities last night. Ha Ha.

Good thing I picked my baseball team before we went out. I was too drunk to even check the scores when I got home. I even slept through my pee break, which usually comes between 1;00 and 2:00.

Well, I just wanted to tell everyone what a nice bottle of wine I had, and what a lovely evening it was. I guess I'll check the baseball scores now, and then go back to sleep.
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/31/03 08:49 AM

*&#%$^%$@$# @$#^$##&#&# (*^&#$#$&^$ &^^%$#$%@$$$%*()&*($*^ @%$(&$R@%^(% !%^)*%%^$#@%^&%$#(!%^( )_*(*%#%&$%*&$

F**k F**K F**K F**K F**K F**K
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/31/03 09:06 AM

Well, there's hope.

Checked the weather forecast. 90% and 100% chance of thunderstorms today and tonight, respectively.
Posted By: Big Daddy Don

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/31/03 10:52 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by plawrence:
I was too drunk to even check the scores when I got home. I even slept through my pee break, which usually comes between 1;00 and 2:00.

Great - so I guess your GF was stuck cleaning and changing the sheets because of it - huh

:p
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/31/03 10:56 AM

No, when I drink too much I simply pass out. The pee break came at the time of my last post here. Better late than never.

I'm here now to post last nites scores, standings and, pitchers. Gimme a minute.

What are you doing up so early?
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/31/03 11:00 AM

Sunday

JG 33 2117 W Sox (33) 61+ [7]
DB 68 2108 W Sox (33) 63+ [1]
PL 11 2043 W Sox (33) 71+ [0]
LD 40 2032 W Sox (33) 63+ [7]
BD 15 1996 SF () [0]
FS 46 1955 W Sox (33) 61+ [0]
SC 19 1925 W Sox (33) 59+ [0]
OA 15 1886 Balt () [0]
JJ. 53 1788 W Sox (33) 58+ [3]

[KC/Ana double-header offense]
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/31/03 11:02 AM

Hey, BD,

You still don't know why I'm pissed, do you?

It's not the rousing total of 11 I got yesterday.
Check yesterday's MLB Scoreboard.
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/31/03 11:09 AM

Awwww, did someone miss the double-header today?
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/31/03 11:13 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by plawrence:
*&#%$^%$@$# @$#^$##&#&# (*^&#$#$&^$ &^^%$#$%@$$$%*()&*($*^ @%$(&$R@%^(% !%^)*%%^$#@%^&%$#(!%^( )_*(*%#%&$%*&$

[b]F**k F**K F**K F**K F**K F**K
[/b]
I nominate this as the best post of the season!
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/31/03 11:17 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by plawrence:
Well, there's hope.

Checked the weather forecast. 90% and 100% chance of thunderstorms today and tonight, respectively.
Yeah, well I nominate that one.

100% now. All day and night.
You'll be sweating right up to game time.
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/31/03 11:22 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by plawrence:
100% now. All day and night.
You'll be sweating right up to game time.
Nope... Heavy Thunderstorms... 90% chance

And yeah, of COURSE I'll (we'll) be sweatin' it... as you're doing your KC rain dance!

(dammit)
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/31/03 11:32 AM

Severe Weather Alert from the National Weather Service

...FLOOD WATCH... CORRECTED NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE KANSAS CITY/PLEASANT HILL MO 555 AM CDT SUN AUG 31 2003
... FLOOD WATCH HAS BEEN EXPANDED TO INCLUDE THE FOLLOWING...

IN MISSOURI:

BUCHANAN... CALDWELL... CARROLL... .CHARITON... CLAY... CLINTON... COOPER... HENRY... HOWARD... JOHNSON... LAFAYETTE... LINN... LIVINGSTON... M ACON... PETTIS... PLATTE... RANDOLPH... RAY AND SALINE.

IN KANSAS:

ATCHISON... DONIPHAN AND LEAVENWORTH.

THE NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE IN IN PLEASANT HILL HAS EXTENDED THE FLOOD WATCH... NOW EFFECTIVE UNTIL 900 PM CDT SUNDAY EVENING... FOR THE FOLLOWING...

IN MISSOURI:

BATES... CASS AND JACKSON.

IN KANSAS:

JOHNSON... LINN... MIAMI AND WYANDOTTE.

LIGHT TO MODERATE RAIN WILL CONTINUE TO FALL ACROSS EXTREME EASTERN KANSAS... WEST CENTRAL... CENTRAL AND NORTHERN MISSOURI THROUGH THE LATE MORNING. WIDESPREAD RAINFALL AMOUNTS OF 1 TO 2 INCHES HAVE FALLEN DURING THE PAST 24 HOURS... WHILE A BAND OF RADAR ESTIMATED ACCUMULATIONS UP TO 6 INCHES WAS INDICATED ALONG AND 20 MILES TO THE NORTH AND SOUTH OF A LINE FROM TONGANOXIE... TO DOWNTOWN KANSAS CITY... TO WAVERLY. REDEVELOPMENT OF A COMPLEX OF MODERATE TO HEAVY RAIN IS EXPECTED DURING THE AFTERNOON... WITH AREAS OF ISOLATED THUNDERSTORMS CAPABLE OF PRODUCING TORRENTIAL DOWNPOURS. ADDITIONAL RAINFALL AMOUNTS OF 1 TO 3 INCHES ARE EXPECTED... WITH LOCAL STORM TOTALS OF 4 TO 6 INCHES. THIS ADDITIONAL RAINFALL ON TOP OF SATURATED GROUND POSES THE POTENTIAL FOR WIDESPREAD FLOODING.

A FLOOD WATCH MEANS THAT CONDITIONS ARE FAVORABLE FOR HEAVY RAIN ACROSS THE WATCH AREA... WHICH MAY LEAD TO FLOODING ALONG AREA RIVERS. IF YOU ARE IN THE WATCH AREA... CHECK YOUR PREPAREDNESS REQUIREMENTS... ESPECIALLY IF YOU HAVE INTERESTS ALONG AREA RIVERS. KEEP INFORMED... AND BE READY FOR ACTION IF FLOODING IS OBSERVED OR IF A FLOOD WARNING IS ISSUED....


Sounds like a beautiful day for baseball. Let's play two.
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/31/03 11:44 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by plawrence:
Sounds like a beautiful day for baseball. Let's play two.
All in a day's work...
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/31/03 12:48 PM

L A M B E R T V I L L E, N.J. — Douglas Carroll was apparently just trying to bring some rain to drought-stricken central New Jersey, but it landed him in court.

Police said they were tired of the dry weather too, but they couldn't condone Carroll's solution: a naked rain dance.

Around 3 a.m. on Aug. 25, Carroll, 24, strolled across a local bridge wearing only a backpack, police said.

When Carroll realized police were following him he ran off, trying to put on clothing as he fled. When they caught up to him, he said he was trying to bring some rain.

It may have violated anti-lewdness laws, but Lambertville Police Director Bruce Cocuzza admits Carroll's stunt may have done the trick.

"Apparently, you know, he must have heard from some folklore that a naked rain dance would do the trick," he said. "And it rained within 48 hours."

Cocuzza said Carroll pleaded guilty to public lewdness and agreed to pay a fine. He said the department might take a more lenient approach if the area needs another rain dance.

I just put this guy on a plane to KC
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/31/03 03:47 PM



All this voodoo better work. :rolleyes:
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/31/03 04:39 PM



:p

(I like how the image above auto-updates with the current weather! Man, in an hour or so they coulda played!)
Posted By: fathersson

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/31/03 04:41 PM

Double header? Gee, when the hell did that come up 1:00am this morning? Because of the rainout? Christ what is a guy have to do stay up all night too. Seems like people on the west coast have an advantage then!

Shit anyway I can't complain, I've had a good week, but dam I keep missing those DHs. The smart move was to keep away from Boston, even with Pedro.

Looks like Soxs fever today. I hate when everyone has the same PS.

By the way I'm looking to move up another spot so watch your backs!

Problem with the DH and picking your whole team from just two teams is tomorrow is Monday and things may go up on you key players again. Good luck anyway!
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/31/03 07:51 PM

D-H Game One is official

Damn Pujols.
Damn Spiezio.
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/31/03 07:57 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by J Geoff:
Damn Spiezio.
I had him

What is utterly fascniating is DoucheMan and I are currently tied at 63 points but our rosters could not be any more different. I hope Game 2 of the D/H is high scoring!! With MY peeps, of course!!
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/31/03 08:01 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by La Dolce Vita:
I had him
That's why I damned him

Thank goodness for Chone -- and A-Rod -- to keep me 1 pt ahead of you :p

Piazza
Posted By: fathersson

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/31/03 08:03 PM

Cue the rain right before the next game starts! That way you don't get anything over on the rest of us! Only fair!

Scores are going to be big tonight! Everyone with the Soxs got a good boost with them tonight. So little or no movement . What good is getting 60 or 70 points when everyone else does the same?

Well, I am off to party heaven tonight. Will check in later to see if you guys got rained out or not!
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/31/03 08:54 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by J Geoff:
Piazza
Day game after night game.
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/31/03 11:46 PM

quote:
Originally posted by plawrence:
quote:
Originally posted by J Geoff:
Piazza

Buffy - it's your turn in the draft again... Hopefully we can end these last 2 rounds more quickly than the previous two...
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 08/31/03 11:50 PM

Dammit! The second game has been postponed. At least we gone ONE in - whew! Plaw, you can call off the naked rain dancer now... thanks a lot... :p
Posted By: Big Daddy Don

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/01/03 12:00 AM

I knew nothing of the DH - I was out almost all day yesterday. So in regards to my impersonation skills below is a new one I have been working on - it is of some of the 'youngins' on the board ..



Fuck Double Headers
Fuck Pujols
Fuck Spiezio
Fuck KC and Ana
Fuck San Fran (only if they don't get me 20+ points, otherwise scratch this one)
Fuck this game (I might not play next year)
Fuck DB for making us wait for Randy McMichael :rolleyes:
Fuck PL for taking my kicker
Fuck Randy McMichael while I'm at it

and last but not least

Fuck this guy ---->

:p

You know I feel a bit better now.
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/01/03 12:03 AM

Sunday

JG 2117 W Sox (33) 78 2195
DB 2108 W Sox (33) 81 2189
2043 W Sox (33) 91 2134 :p
LD 2032 W Sox (33) 71 2103
BD 1996 SF (27) 77 2073
FS 1955 W Sox (33) 77 2032
SC 1925 W Sox (33) 65 1990
OA 1886 Balt (11) 28 1914
JJ. 1788 W Sox (33) 60 1848
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/01/03 12:12 AM

That's a lot of fucking there, Bad Daddy. Luckily you'll be too tired by the time it's my turn. :p
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/01/03 01:48 AM

I've said it before but today it is just so freakin' obvious:

plaw IS the
Posted By: fathersson

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/01/03 02:43 AM

Just got home-

So the 2nd game didn't get off?
Boy isn't that a shame! Still you guys did very well.

Things look good for everyone. How often do you see nights like tonight.
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/01/03 07:06 AM

Moan-day

JG 2195 Cubs
DB 2189 Cubs
PL 2134 Cubs
LD 2103 Braves
BD 2073 Cubs
FS 2032 Astros
SC 1990 Woody
OA 1914 Orioles
JJ. 1848 Woody

Hmm, SC and JJ sporting Woodies against the 4 of us with the Cubbies. Should be interesting. And Buffy stands alone w/ Maddux - could be good or bad for her
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/01/03 11:41 AM

My compliments, FS.

Your total of 434 is the third highest anyone here as recorded all season.

The two higher totals, 467 (by myself, naturally ) and 443 (by JG) were recorded in week 10 of the first half, but included a day in which there was a doubleheader and scores that day of well over 100 for each of us.

Now, if you only truly mastered the fundamentals.

Then they would fear you.
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/01/03 11:52 AM

OVERALL STANDINGS

PL 6909
JG 6811
LD 6697
DB 6514
BD 6207 (started 10 days late)
SC 5821
OA 5770
HH 5026
JJ. 3836
FS 3103
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/01/03 01:01 PM

More Stats:

PS W-L, E.R.A., Pitch Pts (% of total), Offensive Pts (% of total)

JG 24-23 3.78 680 (30.9) 1515 (69.1)
DB 26-20 3.19 794 (36.3) 1395 (63.7)
PL 29-18 3.59 751 (35.2) 1383 (64.8)
LD 24-22 3.81 655 (31.3) 1448 (68.7)
BD 23-23 4.15 622 (30.0) 1451 (70.0)
FS 26-20 3.69 666 (32.8) 1366 (67.2)
SC 26-20 4.35 527 (26.5) 1463 (73.5)
OA 21-25 4.30 536 (28.0) 1378 (72.0)
JJ. 25-21 4.51 457 (24.7) 1391 (75.3)

BD's E.R.A. is a beautiful repeating decimal, 4.15555555555.....

What I want to figure out next is the relationship between one's expenditure on pitching, and their total pitching points.

Spending the least to get the most is where the skill in this game kicks in.

That's gonna be a lot of work, though. I have to go back and look at everyone, every day.
Posted By: fathersson

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/01/03 01:59 PM

Thanks PL. One thing is for sure nothing is as easy as it looks. I had a good week last week, let us see how this week starts out.

Statistics are great Pl but fixing them and getting them up is the hard part. If it was that easy we would all be odds makers and bookies!

Thruth is you could spend your whole day/life searching and researching your players and PS and for what? A happy medium between work and play is what life is all about! I think that is why I miss those DH and changes at the last minutes.

I know I will never be as good as some in this league as they seem to know so much about so many players and teams, but I will be happy for my great play for at least one week anyway!

As you said before they can't take take away from you can they!

Geoff- you must feel Houston doesn't stand a chance today hu? Mention everyone but them?
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/01/03 02:15 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by fathersson:
Thanks PL. One thing is for sure nothing is as A happy medium between work and play is what life is all about! I think that is why I miss those DH and changes at the last minutes.
Which is this? Work or play?

Quote:
I know I will never be as good as some in this league as they seem to know so much about so many players and teams
Yes, I've done well, but let me assure you that I don't "know so much about so many players and teams". Everything I've needed has been right there on the website. First, I mastered the fundamentals. Then I developed a strategy. The strategy's been working, that's all.
Posted By: fathersson

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/01/03 02:58 PM

Good Point-I started this as part as play. When it takes to much time and starts to gets to be to much of a demand then it moves over to the work. You and I both know that you have to spend the time to get these results day in and day out. So what has started as play and got me behind in the standing has now moved more towards work with better results to try and head up the ranks. How long before works gets boring? Work/Ego/Stress?
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/01/03 04:04 PM

All this chewing the rag about Fundamentals and Strategy, and you forget the third most important factor: Luck.

On any given day, the team with the worst record can whallop the team with the best record; the pitcher with the lowest ERA can be shutout by the pitcher with the highest ERA; and, the best hitters can go hitless, and the first-time rookie can hit 2 homers.

Sure, the Fundamentals of the game are necessary. Strategy helps increase your odds. But there's also some amount of Luck that comes into play when all those things fall together.

I think those people who get 100+ points for the day (and there's one almost every day) are the most lucky. None of us are at that level quite yet. Maybe next year
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/01/03 05:49 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by J Geoff:

I think those people who get 100+ points for the day (and there's one almost every day) are the most lucky. None of us are at that level quite yet. Maybe next year
Aren't you contradicting yourself above?

If it takes luck to get 100+ for the day, how can "none of us be at that level quite yet"?

What you're saying, I think. is that none of us are at the level of skill yet to pick the right players to have a 100 point day on a day when they are lucky also.

Did that make sense?
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/01/03 05:50 PM

TOTAL SPENT ON PITCHING, AVERAGE SPENT PER DAY, TOTAL PITCHING POINTS, AVERAGE PITCHING POINTS PER DAY, PITCHING POINTS PER DOLLAR SPENT, TOTAL AVAILABLE TO SPEND ON OFFENSE, AVERAGE AVAILABLE PER DAY, TOTAL OFFENSIVE POINTS, AVERAGE OFFENSIVE POINTS PER DAY, OFFENSIVE POINTS PER DOLLAR SPENT,

JG 249.2 5.42 680 14.8 2.73 2050.8 44.58 1515 32.9 .739
DB 248.9 5.41 794 17.3 3.19 2051.1 44.59 1395 30.3 .680
PL 256.2 5.57 751 16.3 2.93 2043.8 44.43 1383 30.1 .676
LD 273.9 5.95 655 14.2 2.39 2026.1 44.04 1448 31.5 .714
BD 257.7 5.60 622 13.5 2.41 2042.3 44.40 1451 31.5 .710
FS 258.7 5.62 666 14.5 2.57 2041.3 44.38 1366 29.7 .669
SC 251.7 5.47 527 11.5 2.09 2048.3 44.53 1463 31.8 .714
OA 241.0 5.24 536 11.7 2.22 2059.0 44.76 1378 30.0 .669
JJ. 218.5 4.75 457 09.9 2.09 2081.5 45.25 1391 30.2 .668
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/01/03 05:55 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by plawrence:
Did that make sense?
I'm not sure

What I'm saying is, in the "This Week" columns under our current rosters, it seems almost every day someone has a 100+ pt day. That's luck I guess, cuz no one does it every day, or that often I'd imagine.

I'm basically talking about these people who have the most consistent combination of Skill (Fundamentals + Strategy) and Luck.

We'll get there, Pop... we'll get there...
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/01/03 06:03 PM

Im not saying luck is not a big part of this game.

But picking the right players and following a sound fundamental strategy puts you in a better position to be lucky.

Which roster has a better chance of doing well, Delgado, Soriano, A-Rod, Rolen, Pujols, Wells, Sosa and Posada, or one with all scrubs?

As Branch Rickey said, "Luck is the residue of design"
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/01/03 06:10 PM

PL - With all that time on your hands, you better be right behind Douche after his draft pick!

Let me see if I can draw some conclusions from your latest stats:

LD spent the most on PS, yet is 5th in PS results (You don't always get what you pay for)

JJ spent the least on PS, and got the least (But you often get what you pay for)

DB spent almost the least on PS, yet had the best PS performance, by far (Finding the cheaper PS gems is a good thing)

JG spent about the same as everyone else on Offense, but blew everyone else away in offensive points (A-Rod is pretty good; and keeping him at a cheaper price seems to be paying off for now)

LD is stuck in 4th Place (DB picks better PS than LD )
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/01/03 06:11 PM

Draw your own conclusions from the stats above, if you can figure them out, anyway. :rolleyes:

What I find especially interesting is

A) How little DB has spent on pitching, and how productive his pitching has been
B) How much Buffy has spent on pitching, and how relatively un-productive that pitching has been
C) JG deserves to be in first place, with the 3rd most productive PS, and most productive offense.
D) JJ took the Royals PS about 12 times (at 3.0), and has about 25 points to show for it.
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/01/03 06:11 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by plawrence:
Which roster has a better chance of doing well, Delgado, Soriano, A-Rod, Rolen, Pujols, Wells, Sosa and Posada, or one with all scrubs?
Well, gee, that's a tough one! But don't forget the salary cap
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/01/03 06:14 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by plawrence:
What I find especially interesting is...
Funny, the same 4 trends stuck out to both of us
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/01/03 06:17 PM

Great minds...... :rolleyes:
Posted By: fathersson

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/01/03 06:24 PM

Wow, what ever happened to Enee, meenie, minee, Mo? Or the Crazie Eight Ball?

So tell me Mr. Vitals How was I doing with all those statistics and what should I be doing to improve?
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/01/03 06:27 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by fathersson:
what should I be doing to improve?
You're just a tad too close for comfort, so, I'm sorry, but no pointers yet.

But I do a few ideas in mind for you.
Posted By: fathersson

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/01/03 06:33 PM

Dam, you have one good week and no one wants to share anymore!

By the way what good is win/loss any way. You could win ten games and only get so few of points that it wasn't worth picking the dam team.
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/01/03 06:34 PM

That was evil

FS - Editing your roster (especially PS) daily would be a good start
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/01/03 06:39 PM

Nice, JG :rolleyes:

Are you so confident now that you feel you can give pointers to the guys behind you?

Let's not give away any more secrets, please
Posted By: fathersson

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/01/03 06:39 PM

Evil was not even mentioning my poor AsStro's this morning. Like us lower players don't matter!
Posted By: fathersson

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/01/03 06:42 PM

shit you guys are a couple hundred points ahead of a poor guy like me.
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/01/03 06:45 PM

Freakin' rain delay in Chicago?! :rolleyes:

Cloudy. Some light rain will fall throughout the day. High 72F. Winds ENE at 10 to 15 mph. Chance of rain 60%.

Live radar:


Asstros... oh yeah... them... Um, okay... there's your mention...
Posted By: fathersson

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/01/03 06:50 PM

Sorry it is to late, The rain is already there. You should have mention the Astros earlier.
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/01/03 06:51 PM

Day Game after a Night Game... fine... but Day Game after a Day Game and I still get fvcked?!!

Oh, okay... Pussada... Will Not Start Mon. vs Tor. 9/1 (Undisclosed) :rolleyes:
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/01/03 06:56 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by J Geoff:
JG ... blew everyone else away in offensive points
How ironic. 15 at-bats so far and a whoppin' 5 pts to show for it. Cursed myself.
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/01/03 08:17 PM

Moan-day

JG 2195 Cubs ()
DB 2189 Cubs ()
PL 2134 Cubs ()
LD 2103 Braves (7) 27+
BD 2073 Cubs ()
FS 2032 Astros ()
SC 1990 Woody ()
OA 1914 Orioles (dnp) 11+
JJ. 1848 Woody ()

Interminable rain-delay for Cubs/Woody game
Posted By: fathersson

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/01/03 09:59 PM

Who is copying who around here?

I see three people all of a sudden out of almost no where have Josh Phelps today.(10 Points) One had him the day before but still picking a guy playing against the Yankees and at the lower end of the scale and it just so happens that the three have him the same day? The same three that had a sitdown now so long ago in NY? Yea, there is no sharing going on! Something smells fishy around here and it is not the shrimp cocktails being served!
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/01/03 10:03 PM

Sniff my shrimp cock-tail all you want... wait, cocktail... that's better... nothing fishy's going on here, trust me. I'm trying to beat PL! :p

Speaking of going on here... WTF is going on in Chicago already??! C'mon now! Let's get this show on the road!! :rolleyes:
Posted By: fathersson

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/01/03 10:13 PM

One guy maybe, two, can it really be, but three guys out of the blue?

Price you pay- Rain, Rain Rain!

By the way they say rain coming from the west all night long.
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/01/03 10:21 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by fathersson:
...all night long.
Cue Lionel Ritchie as I order a flight to Chicago to whoop some ump asses!!

Edit: haha - they fealt my wrath! Looks like we're gonna go, after 4 HOURS waiting...!
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/01/03 10:21 PM

Since I'm the guy who had Phelps yesterday, I confess:

I told the guy in front of me to take him, also.
----------------------------------------
"Good morning Mr. Phelps. Your mission, should you decide to accept it, will be to hit a three run homer against the Yankees. This tape will self-destruct in three seconds."
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/01/03 10:29 PM

Hmm, now that I think about it, why would I want the Cubs game to go on?? My offense is already done (32 pts), and most of us have the Cubs, and someone IN that game (see: Sosa, Pujols) to provide them with further offense! I could get screwed with this game going on as was in the lead offensively up til now... :rolleyes:
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/01/03 10:32 PM

Moan-day

JG 2195 Cubs (33) 65 2260
DB 2189 Cubs (33) 61 2250
PL 2134 Cubs (33) 64 2198
LD 2103 Braves (7) 33 2136
BD 2073 Cubs (33) 59 2132
FS 2032 Astros (24) 49 2081
SC 1990 Woody (-12) 27 2017
OA 1914 Orioles (dnp) 23 1937
JJ. 1848 Woody (-12) -6 1842
Posted By: fathersson

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/01/03 10:39 PM

The Parking lots are all empty, the beer stands are all closed, the hot dogs are cold and the people have all gone home. The Cubs game is Kaput!
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/01/03 10:47 PM

Bottom of the 1st :p
Posted By: fathersson

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/01/03 11:01 PM

Wipe that smile off your face. Have some respect for the poor hard working laborers who lost all their money because no one stayed to watch the game.

Money that they would have used to feed their family and buy "BACK TO SCHOOL CLOTHES!"


Here comes that Luck Factor you were talking about!
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/01/03 11:26 PM

Hey, FS - Aren't you more worried about your own ASS-tros... they start in half an hour :p
Posted By: fathersson

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/02/03 12:50 AM

You know I really am not. I figure it was something that no one else would touch.
Who is take going against LA..

The gambler in me wants something more then just the easy pick'em.

Hey, I am not one of those guy fighting to keep others out of my spot! Stress Kills my friend.

Just look at the stress from all these people using your board.

Some hate the world and strike back at everthing and everyone. I like to think that I look at everything from the lighter side of things. I guess I get that from my folks. Better to laugh then cry.


I liked what I saw in my pick and then once taken it is up to them to do what they can.Not always the best choices I guess, but good enough to keep me playing!
Posted By: fathersson

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/02/03 12:57 AM

Question to all-

Which postion do you find the hardest to choose/ fill and or what one are you most dissatisfied with time and time again?
Posted By: Big Daddy Don

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/02/03 01:13 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by fathersson:
Question to all-

Which postion do you find the hardest to choose/ fill and or what one are you most dissatisfied with time and time again?
Are you still talking about baseball ??

:p
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/02/03 01:17 AM

I think he's talking hand position? Righty works better for me, tho Lefty is a good change of pace now and then. More awkwark, yet, almost like someone else is helping out...

Or did you mean football?
Posted By: fathersson

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/02/03 01:29 AM

First Pl with "the five minute workout"
and now you two with "How to hump the hand!"
Posted By: joltinjoe05

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/02/03 02:19 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by fathersson:
First Pl with "the five minute workout"
and now you two with "How to hump the hand!"
Hey, a slanted thang is a big deal. Geoff's just worried about his body.

Also, I love my score for tonight. -4. haha.

I had 4 total points of offense.
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/02/03 06:00 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by J Geoff:
I think he's talking hand position? Righty works better for me, tho Lefty is a good change of pace now and then. More awkwark, yet, almost like someone else is helping out...

....and this,folks, is what you call MASTERING THE FUNDAMENTALS.

Just don't ask ME about MY strategies.

Although I do cover them (and ILLUSTRATE) in my aforementioned book......
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/02/03 09:12 AM

Tuesday

JG 2260 Cubs
DB 2250 Cubs
PL 2198 Cubs
LD 2135 Cubs
BD 2132 Cubs
FS 2080 ChiSox
SC 2016 Braves
OA 1937 Oakland
JJ. 1842 Braves

(Cubs/StLou double-header - Scheduled for weeks - apparently only noticed by PL, Buff, and myself...)
Posted By: fathersson

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/02/03 01:50 PM

So what else is new?

Between the shit local newspaper not showing it and not seeing anything on the other places I selected from.
Screw it!

I curse the Double Header games from this day forward! and sports writers and reporters too! Forget it I'm Not playing this shit next year!

You are better off playing BINGO at The Casino!
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/02/03 02:19 PM

I'm back.

Spending time with the family is great, but man, it is tiring.

Let me see... after sifting through a couple of pages of missed posts...

- Great stats, plaw! And it has to be said one more time... I can't believe how much Buffy spends on her pitching staff for so little! :p

- FS, since no one answered your question (at least in the answers you wanted ), I find the catcher position most frustrating because those pansies think they can take a day off any time they want.

- Here's a tip, FS: Day Game after Night Game. I haven't quite mastered that one yet.

- I did know about the doubleheader today, but I had no time to change to change my team all day. I think I changed my 2nd baseman very early in the morning and that's it. Just to let you know, skies are lookin' mighty cloudy here in Chicago!

- Moving day tomorrow! Whoo hoo!

- Bad Daddy, what's wrong with Randy McMichael? At least he ain't injured! But who am I to talk, I took Mike Vick! By the way, he's worth the risk at the 100th pick.
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/02/03 02:27 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Don Sicilia:
And it has to be said one more time... I can't believe how much Buffy spends on her pitching staff for so little! :p

I think that comes from really being a Dodger fan at heart. I know I have taken the Dodgers PS more than anyone here trying to go with my gut. Most times they don't let me down, but there have been a few days....

Good luck with your move tomorrow, DB. Don't forget to christen the place when you are done in some unique and memorable fashion. I've got some ideas if the jet lag has left you blank

And there is NOTHING wrong with Randy McMichael. Had you not picked before me, he would be mine. So there.

Who knew picking out a tight end would be so much fun? :rolleyes:
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/02/03 03:51 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by La Dolce Vita:
Good luck with your move tomorrow, DB. Don't forget to christen the place when you are done in some unique and memorable fashion. I've got some ideas if the jet lag has left you blank
So, whatcha got??? There's gotta be a way to christen every room!

I'm not feeling so great about the Cubbies today. The last time I wasn't able to change my pitching staff and it ended up a doubleheader was Colorado from the first half, and I was screwed big time.
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/02/03 04:06 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by La Dolce Vita:
I know I have taken the Dodgers PS more than anyone here trying to go with my gut. Most times they don't let me down, but there have been a few days...
Do you ever check out your "Scoring Summary"?

You've actually done very well with the Dodgers:
7 games, 5-2, 1.66 ERA, 173 Pts. (24.7 PG)

It's ben the D.Back's who are killing you:
6 games, 3-3, 4.23 ERA, 63 Pts. (10.5 PG)
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/02/03 06:41 PM

Why the fvck are only THREE of my 6 d-h players playing?? I can see the catcher not, fine, but WTF Simon and Lofton?? I NEVER would've taken these two schmucks if they weren't gonna play both games!!!
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/02/03 06:45 PM

Interesting strategy there, Plaw... you pick the Cubs PS and have 3 Cubs offensively... and 4 of StLou's best hitters? But, so far it's working for you... you have 14 pts of offense and I have 2 :rolleyes:
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/02/03 06:45 PM

Day game after night game, JG... Just joking. I have no clue why those two guys are gone. At least my only offensive player from the DH, Sammy, is playing. With the way he's hitting though, he might as well not play.

And oh yea, put whine alerts on those things. You can hurt yourself doing that! :p
Posted By: fathersson

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/02/03 06:51 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by J Geoff:
Interesting strategy there, Plaw... you pick the Cubs PS and have 3 Cubs offensively... and [b]4 of StLou's best hitters? But, so far it's working for you... you have 14 pts of offense and I have 2 :rolleyes: [/b]
Where have we heard thattheme before. Wasn't that told to SC one time by another league player?
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/02/03 06:52 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by J Geoff:
Interesting strategy there, Plaw... you pick the Cubs PS and have 3 Cubs offensively... and [b]4 of StLou's best hitters? But, so far it's working for you... you have 14 pts of offense and I have 2 :rolleyes: [/b]
Didn't he jump all over SC for doing the same thing? Here's a tip, FS: I think we've all concluded that picking players against your pitching staff only works if those players get extra base hits or the runs they score are unearned.
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/02/03 07:25 PM

Since I live 2.5 minutes from home, I had the pleasure of taking my long lunch at home watching the Cubbies game (shouldn't surprise any of you that I have cable TV hooked up on my back porch outside so I can watch the game AND catch some rays - I'm a freak)

It has worked out for me in the past to have the one offensive player or two that hits good against your pitcher. The other night, I knew the only threat against Kevin Brown was Bagwell and it worked out nicely offsetting the negative pitching points with postitive points.

My hiney is bruised today though because although I applied that logic to today's game, I did not take Edmonds or Miller.

But remember Pork - there is still a whole 'nother game.... people will play there too.
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/02/03 08:03 PM

For the Cubbie fans out there - extra innings. Game One - Tied at 2.

Hey Pork...at least Lofton singled and walked. A phat 2 points!!

Better than a kick in the head? Slightly
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/02/03 09:05 PM

Does everyone know how much Sosa sucks? He sucks... a lot.
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/02/03 09:09 PM

DoucheMan, don't forget there is a 2nd game.

I took Sammy against my better judgement...just because, I guess. I WANTED Mondesi.

If Mondesi gets more points tonight than Sosa, I will scream. And possibly pound something.
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/02/03 09:27 PM

Strategy Explanation:

A doubleheader is different than a single game.

I figured if the St. Louis hitters did OK, I'd get a lot of offensive points, and still get enough pitching points because there were two games instead of one. Like maybe two 12 or 13 point games, for a total of 25 or 26 pitching points.

And if the St. Louis hitters did lousy, I'd pile up plenty of pitching points. And still, I'd have to get something on offense.

I also figured that JG and LD would take the Cubs PS, so no matter what happened, that would be a wash. So I just went with who I thought were the best offensive players.

And I certainly would have bet that Lofton wasn't gonna play both games. He's an old man.

Edit: Quit complaining. You got four ABs out of Lofton, and he may very well play the second game
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/02/03 09:55 PM

EDIT: THIS IS WHAT I WAS GOING TO POST

With both offenses currently impotent and it keeps going the way it's going, what are the chances that they cancel today's second game and move it tomorrow?

I don't remember that ever happening before. I know there was a Cleveland DH that had an extra inning 1st game this year (I think PL was the recepient of that piece of good luck... errr... skill ), but I think they played the 2nd game in that one.

EDIT 2: Sammy's great!
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/02/03 10:00 PM

We all have Sammy, DB
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/02/03 10:00 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Don Sicilia:

EDIT 2: Sammy's great!
Sammy Schmammy. 4 of the top 5's got him. (Sorry Big Daddy.... )

Only good thing about him is he MIGHT get us the 5 much needed points for the win...but then all 5 of us have the Cubbies.

No man/woman is an island in this room!
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/02/03 10:07 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by plawrence:
We all have Sammy, DB
I know Plaw and Buffy. :p

My comments this time about Sammy (that he sucks and that he was great) were from my Cubbies fan point-of-view, not fantasy baseball.

Seriously, is there any superstar more frustrating than Sammy?
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/02/03 10:08 PM

Can't wait to see the second game lineups.

You definitely have an edge on me tonight, JG.

Frank Thomas and A. Rod vs. Tomas Perez and Roberto Alomar.
Posted By: fathersson

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/02/03 11:10 PM

Talk about extra innings and big points. This could be a big night for the top half of the league. You guys keep this up and we will have to break things into two divisons upper and lower.
Posted By: fathersson

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/03/03 01:57 AM

If you had the Cubs you should be good for 100 points easy tonight!
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/03/03 04:24 AM

Tuesday

DB 2250 Cubs (74) 117+
JG 2260 Cubs (74) 106 2366
PL 2198 Cubs (74) 113 2311
LD 2135 Cubs (74) 099 2234
BD 2132 Cubs (74) 097 2229
FS 2080 ChiSox (23) 40+
SC 2016 Braves (15) 41+
OA 1937 Oakland (41) 67+
JJ. 1842 Braves (15) 40+

I get 106 pts, and I DROP a place?!?!?! 'Nuff said. I hate this game. I may not play next year. Are you ready for some football?!!
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/03/03 09:13 AM

Wednesday

DB 2367 Fla ()
JG 2366 Oak ()
PL 2311 Fla ()
LD 2234 LA ()
BD 2229 Oak ()
FS 2121 Oak ()
SC 2057 Oak ()
OA 1937 Cle ()
JJ. 1882 Atl (-1) 2+
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/03/03 09:23 AM

Tuesday:

Only 4% of ALL game players had Cubs PS for 74 pts.
0.70% had the Cards.

Fvck Jim Edmonds.
Fvck McGruff.
Fvck Mike Weeney.
Fvck my "offense".
And fuck all the others who had more than Sosa's 8 pts.

The most-picked (10.4%), overall, PS was Oak for only 41 pts

Very fvcked up day.
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/03/03 10:43 AM

Total offense, combined, for both teams in the DH: 75 points

To put that in perspective, that's 18.75 pts per team, per game. Obviously, you won't have much offense on a day when you're picking players from those teams.

DH offense for us:
PL 36
LD 25
JG 16
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/03/03 10:48 AM

I love how you discount the DoucheBag who's been pesky enough to be in, or flirting with, 1st place the entire time!
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/03/03 11:10 AM

I'm not discounting DB by any means. Either by accident or design, he made the right move yesterday: Cubs PS, and a regular offense.

BTW, here's a real exercise in stupidity. The best offensive team you could have possibly selected from yesterday's DH:

C Miller 2.5, 3 points
1B Marinez 4.6, 3
2B Vina 4.0 , 2
3B Ramirez 5.1, 2
SS Gonzalez 3.9, 8
LF Pujols 6.9, 3
CF Edmunds 5.8, 15
RF Sosa 5.7, 8
DH O'Leary 2.0, 1

Maximum Total: 45 Points
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/03/03 01:35 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by plawrence:
I'm not discounting DB by any means. Either by accident or design, he made the right move yesterday: Cubs PS, and a regular offense.
Completely by design, PL, completely by design!

(Actually, if it makes you guys feel better, picking a regular offense was completely by accident since I didn't have time to change my offense that day. :p )
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/03/03 02:02 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by J Geoff:
Tuesday:

Only 4% of ALL game players had Cubs PS for [b]74 pts
.
0.70% had the Cards.
The most-picked (10.4%), overall, PS was Oak for only 41 pts

[/b]
Weird....I added up the "% Owned" column for a few different positions; It never adds up to anything even close to 100%

Something, obviously, has to be wrong there. It's hard to believe that only 7 people out of every 1000 took the St. Louis PS.
Posted By: fathersson

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/03/03 02:04 PM

Please note the new league changes:

Double Headers Divison

DB 2367 Fla
JG 2366 Oak
PL 2311 Fla
LD 2234 LA
BD 2229 Oak


Single Headers Divison

FS 2121 Oak
SC 2057 Oak
OA 1937 Cle
JJ. 1882 Atl
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/03/03 02:17 PM

Or these...

Mastered The Fundamentals Division

DB 2367 Fla
JG 2366 Oak
PL 2311 Fla
LD 2234 LA
BD 2229 Oak
SC 2057 Oak (Mastered 'em; Just doesn't pay attention)

Still Working On It Division

FS 2121 Oak
OA 1937 Cle
JJ. 1882 Atl
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/03/03 03:04 PM

Well, it looks like Plaw and I are sharing a brain today.

Surprise, surprise, Buffy has the Dodgers today. :p Hey Buffy, are Dodger Dogs really that good??

It looks like Oakland was the majority pick today.

:p

Have you guys noticed... we seem to be branching out into other threads- most fantasy-related, but still, other threads.
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/03/03 03:19 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Don Sicilia:

Have you guys noticed... we seem to be branching out into other threads- most fantasy-related, but still, other threads.
Yes. I come out of my shell with something sports related or competitive in nature (<----like me ) I can only talk about movies so much and these days I am talked out and I care zilch about rich, fake celebrities...give me a rich, fake guy swinging a bat anytime :rolleyes:

Sports. Cards. Music. Oh and the other thing I can't mention on a PG-13 board. I'll talk all day.

Oh and you think I didn't get the sick feeling in my stomach looking at the PS picks? I long to be by myself and then when I am, it is like !!

Big Daddy has been nipping at my um, heels...for like 3 straight weeks now, not hardly ever being more than 5 points behind me. I am scared each day that he is gonna pass me.

I think tonight we will probably seperate by more than 5 points. We'll see!
Posted By: fathersson

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/03/03 03:49 PM

Originally posted by La Dolce Vita:
Big Daddy has been nipping at my um, heels...for like 3 straight weeks now


Who are you kidding, You love every mintue of it.
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/03/03 05:28 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by plawrence:
Weird....I added up the "% Owned" column for a few different positions; It never adds up to anything even close to 100%
That's probably due to people like UU who are "in" the game but don't play or have a roster. There are probably thousands of those people out there...
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/03/03 05:33 PM

WTF is my problem??! Day game after a night game ... Day game after a night game ... Day game after a night game ... Day game after a night game ... Day game after a night game ... Day game after a night game ... Day game after a night game ... Day game after a night game ... Day game after a night game ... Day game after a night game ... Day game after a night game ... Day game after a night game ... Day game after a night game ... Day game after a night game ... Day game after a night game ... Day game after a night game ... And tomorrow, I'll probably not even think of it. Again. :rolleyes:
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/03/03 05:52 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by J Geoff:
[quote]Originally posted by plawrence:
[b]Weird....I added up the "% Owned" column for a few different positions; It never adds up to anything even close to 100%
That's probably due to people like UU who are "in" the game but don't play or have a roster. There are probably thousands of those people out there... [/b][/quote]That's what i thought, but the percentages add up to only about 40%. That means that 60% of the people who registered for the first half aren't playing the second half.

So if 10% of the people had the Oakland PS yesterday, that's really 25% of the people who are actually playing the game.
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/03/03 05:56 PM

THINGS TO DO:


1) Set Fantasy Football Roster
2) Pick all games for Pigskin Pick 'Em Game
3) Pick team for Survivor Game
4) Pick tomorrow's Fantasy Baseball roster
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/03/03 06:00 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by J Geoff:
[b]WTF is my problem??! Day game after a night game ... [/b]
Help a sistah out. Who're you talking about?

I don't have time to check that out either. Nor the weather. Nor wives having babies, apparently.

I usually rather enjoy flying by the seat of my pants. Of course, it always helps when I am wearing them!
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/03/03 06:02 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by La Dolce Vita:
Help a sistah out. Who're you talking about?
Freakin' Piazza. I always seem to pick him when he doesn't play. :rolleyes:
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/03/03 06:06 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by plawrence:
[b]THINGS TO DO:


1) Set Fantasy Football Roster
2) Pick all games for Pigskin Pick 'Em Game
3) Pick team for Survivor Game
4) Pick tomorrow's Fantasy Baseball roster [/b]


You are sooo right. I haven't done ANY of these things today!!

Oh and for me:
5) Get all my side bets straightened out. Cybershake on all.

6) Start saving my spare change JUST IN CASE I need to pay out on these damn things!
Posted By: fathersson

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/03/03 06:34 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by La Dolce Vita:
I usually rather enjoy flying by the seat of my pants. Of course, it always helps when I am wearing them!
Now we know why Big Daddy has been nipping!

Cover up Lady!

See if you wait long enough everything comes to light!
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/03/03 07:23 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by J Geoff:
Freakin' Piazza. I always seem to pick him when he doesn't play. :rolleyes:
Know what hurts more?

When you have a player that DOES show up and gives you the same amount of points as a no-show Piazza -
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/03/03 09:01 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by La Dolce Vita:
When you have a player that DOES show up and gives you the same amount of points as a no-show Piazza -
Pretty amazing if Pizzaboy gave me SEVEN points for not showing up... :rolleyes: :p
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/03/03 10:17 PM

Whine Alert!

Freaking Marcus Giles didn't play as well...

What's his excuse? Still hurtin' from when Prior ran him over?
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/03/03 10:23 PM

Hey Pork!

Chone Figgins?

He is the Coco Crisp/Bo Hart of the Second Half.

You just gonna keep him until one day you wear him out and he gives you nothing??
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/03/03 11:35 PM

Fellow Oakland pickers: Freakin' RAIN DELAY in Baltimore! What are you doing to us, Bethie?!?

Edit: Okay, they've started. Hope the weather holds up!

Posted By: Beth E

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/03/03 11:51 PM

Yup, and Orioles scored 3 runs already, ain't you glad? Don't worry, it's still raining at my house, and I'm only about 10 miles from Camden Yards. Rainout possible.

Should have done what I did, picked Oakland yesterday. :p
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/03/03 11:57 PM

Yup. 3 runs in the 1st.

Was just gonna retract my "hope the weather holds out" comment. I want a ZERO today at this rate!!! WTF Hudson??

-Bottom of the 1st inning
-B Roberts lined out to shortstop.
-L Matos singled to left.
-L Bigbie singled to right, L Matos to second.
-L Matos to third, L Bigbie to second on error by right fielder J Guillen. L Matos scored on throwing error by right fielder J Guillen.
-J Gibbons doubled to left, L Bigbie scored.
-T Batista flied out to center, J Gibbons to third.
-B Surhoff singled to right, J Gibbons scored.
-M Mora hit by pitch, B Surhoff to second.
-D Cruz safe at first on error by shortstop M Tejada, B Surhoff to third, M Mora to second.
-B Fordyce flied out to center.

WTF IS THIS??!!! THE BAD NEWS BEARS??!!?

-10 pts after 1 inning. Shouldn't some of those errors be unearned runs?
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/04/03 12:22 AM

Is the Marlins game over? The scoreboards on both ESPN and Yahoo say it's in the 6th inning, 1-0 Florida. But the box score in the game says it's over, a Marlins loss? Usually the game box score lags behind the actual scoreboard... guess I need to check w/ "The Bottom Line"...

Edit: Okay, The Bottom Line says it's 1-0 in the 6th. Will have to manually calculate that PS score afterwards. Dammit, I got excited for nothing.
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/04/03 01:33 AM

I hate this game. I wanna kill this guy -->
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/04/03 01:34 AM

Wednesday

DB 2367 Fla (31) 66 2433
JG 2366 Oak (-16) 19 2385
PL 2311 Fla (31) 48 2359
LD 2234 LA (-1) 24 2258
BD 2229 Oak (-16) 15 2244
FS 2121 Oak (-16) 01 2122
SC 2057 Oak (-16) 01 2058
OA 1937 Cle (11) 30 1967
JJ. 1882 Atl (-1) 13 1895
Posted By: Big Daddy Don

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/04/03 01:35 AM

OK add Oakland to my list of suck ass PS not to take - pisses me off - the only thing that would make me feel better is to see the Dodgers get smoked. There are a lot of errors in the game hopefully some or all of those runs become Unearned. Maybe Oakland will rally tie it in the 9th and goto to extra innings ....

Difficult..not impossible :p
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/04/03 01:40 AM

The Bad Daddy Curse lives!! :p

What else could explain this:

TIM HUDSON
Orioles .197 avg in his career
1.45 ERA the last 30 days
0.44 ERA at Camden Yards
Orioles batting .167 the past week
Oakland has given up 9 runs thru 7 innings

ROD LOPEZ
Oakland .282 avg in his career
5.65 ERA the last 30 days
4.11 ERA at Camden Yards
Oakland batting .224 the past week
Lopez has a 6-hit shutout going into the 8th
Posted By: fathersson

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/04/03 01:55 AM

Well, tomorrow looks like another shit day! I should have know it when Mondays rosters were full of teams.
I hate this game and will not play next year.
At least you guys got big numbers yesterday!
Posted By: Big Daddy Don

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/04/03 02:00 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by J Geoff:
The Bad Daddy Curse lives!! :p
....
What else could explain this
Hmm The Curse of Pork ???

Now I need to look for the smilie of the guy grabbing his crotch saying "Hey I got your curse Right here"
Posted By: fathersson

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/04/03 02:08 AM

I think you touch yourself way to much!
Posted By: Big Daddy Don

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/04/03 02:25 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by fathersson:
I think you touch yourself way to much!
Ok, now where is the smilie of the - oh nevermind :p

Ok getting back to BizNess - Oakland gave up 9 runs with 5 errors - there is NO way all those runs could be earned - no way. Right ??

This game blows where the hell is this guy now --->
Posted By: SC

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/04/03 02:59 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by J Geoff:
I hate this game. I wanna kill this guy -->
Ya gotta stand on line, buddy. Get behind me!
Posted By: fathersson

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/04/03 03:09 AM

It is a sad time in Mudville!

For those who caught some good points, great going!

Other wise this game sucks!
Posted By: SC

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/04/03 03:11 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by fathersson:
For those who caught some good points, great going!
BULLSHIT! F*CK THEM!!!! :p
Posted By: fathersson

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/04/03 03:15 AM

Gee, SC put down that gun!


Don't worry SC FOOTBALL starts tomorrow.
Posted By: SC

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/04/03 03:19 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by fathersson:
Don't worry SC FOOTBALL starts tomorrow.
I'm gonna sack that wavin' guy!! ( )
Posted By: fathersson

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/04/03 03:32 AM

Mets kill the Braves???? This is a sick world!

I have no faith in this sport.
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/04/03 05:01 AM

San Diego over Arizona 12-0 ...
Tampa Bay over Seattle 7-0 ...
Baltimore over Oakland 9-0 ...

Something was REALLY wrong tonight...

Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/04/03 05:49 AM






Posted By: SC

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/04/03 06:05 AM

The earlier reference to football reminded me of a wonderful comedy routine by George Carlin. I've copied his comparison between football (a warlike game) and baseball (a peaceful game) below. Enjoy.

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Baseball is different from any other sport, very different. For instance, in most sports you score points or goals; in baseball you score runs. In most sports the ball, or object, is put in play by the offensive team; in baseball the defensive team puts the ball in play, and only the defense is allowed to touch the ball. In fact, in baseball if an offensive player touches the ball intentionally, he's out; sometimes unintentionally, he's out.

Also: in football,basketball, soccer, volleyball, and all sports played with a ball, you score with the ball and in baseball the ball prevents you from scoring.

In most sports the team is run by a coach; in baseball the team is run by a manager. And only in baseball does the manager or coach wear the same clothing the players do. If you'd ever seen John Madden in his Oakland Raiders uniform,you'd know the reason for this custom.

Now, I've mentioned football. Baseball & football are the two most popular spectator sports in this country. And as such, it seems they ought to be able to tell us something about ourselves and our values.

I enjoy comparing baseball and football:

Baseball is a nineteenth-century pastoral game.
Football is a twentieth-century technological struggle.

Baseball is played on a diamond, in a park.The baseball park!
Football is played on a gridiron, in a stadium, sometimes called Soldier Field or War Memorial Stadium.

Baseball begins in the spring, the season of new life.
Football begins in the fall, when everything's dying.

In football you wear a helmet.
In baseball you wear a cap.

Football is concerned with downs - what down is it?
Baseball is concerned with ups - who's up?

In football you receive a penalty.
In baseball you make an error.

In football the specialist comes in to kick.
In baseball the specialist comes in to relieve somebody.

Football has hitting, clipping, spearing, piling on, personal fouls, late hitting and unnecessary roughness.
Baseball has the sacrifice.

Football is played in any kind of weather: rain, snow, sleet, hail, fog...
In baseball, if it rains, we don't go out to play.

Baseball has the seventh inning stretch.
Football has the two minute warning.

Baseball has no time limit: we don't know when it's gonna end - might have extra innings.
Football is rigidly timed, and it will end even if we've got to go to sudden death.

In baseball, during the game, in the stands, there's kind of a picnic feeling; emotions may run high or low, but there's not too much unpleasantness.
In football, during the game in the stands, you can be sure that at least twenty-seven times you're capable of taking the life of a fellow human being.

And finally, the objectives of the two games are completely different:

In football the object is for the quarterback, also known as the field general, to be on target with his aerial assault, riddling the defense by hitting his receivers with deadly accuracy in spite of the blitz, even if he has to use shotgun. With short bullet passes and long bombs, he marches his troops into enemy territory, balancing this aerial assault with a sustained ground attack that punches holes in the forward wall of the enemy's defensive line.

In baseball the object is to go home! And to be safe! - I hope I'll be safe at home!
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/04/03 10:41 AM

Thursday

DB 66 2433 Ariz (10) 23+
JG 19 2385 Oak (-5) 9+
PL 48 2359 Mets ()
LD 24 2258 Ariz (10) 16+
BD 15 2244 Fla (27) 33+
FS 01 2122 Ariz (10) 15+
SC 01 2058 Yanks ()
OA 30 1967 Pitts (3) 24+
JJ. 13 1895 Atl (dnp) 17+
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/04/03 10:51 AM

DB's PITCHING

DB has been on quite a run. Beginning last Friday, he's compiled the following pitching stats:

Games: 7
W/L: 6-1
IP: 69
ER: 8
Hits: 38
E.R.A.: 1.04
K's: 73
Opp B.A.: .155

Pitching Points; 225
PP Per day: 37.5
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/04/03 01:50 PM

Thanks, Plaw!

Holy crap, I'm #14 so far this week for the entire league. Plaw ain't far behind at #115.

Now there's a jinx... :rolleyes:
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/04/03 02:02 PM

Whine Alert!

O.K., this game will piss me off to no end. Buffy, FS, and I thought we were picking the D-backs because the Unit was pitching. Nope, looks like there's been a pitching change.

We get John Patterson, he of the 1-4 record and 6.6 ERA.

Whine Alert Over!

A plethora of afternoon games today including...

Arizona (LD, FS, DB) vs KC
Oakland (Edit: JG) vs Baltimore
Pitt (OA) vs Florida (BD)

Also, I think SC should be starting the Yankees (unless there's a team in South Carolina now!)
Posted By: Big Daddy Don

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/04/03 02:03 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Don Sicilia:
Thanks, Plaw!

Holy crap, I'm #14 so far this week for the entire league. Plaw ain't far behind at #115.

Now there's a jinx... :rolleyes:
Hmmm - the week is not even half over is it - calm down big boy. :p

Come back at the end of the week at 14 than I'll be impressed. Besides football begins today so nobody will be looking at your ranking now anyway.
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/04/03 02:12 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Big Daddy Don:
Besides football begins today so nobody will be looking at your ranking now anyway.
Still... nobody can ever take it away from me! :p
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/04/03 02:13 PM

no DoucheMan, it wasn't Randy. plaw told me telepathically that you were on a run with your pitching choices so I read your mind and jumped on your bandwagon.

Thanks for nothing.

I am SO not playing next year.
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/04/03 02:18 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by SC:

Football is played in any kind of weather: rain, snow, sleet, hail, fog...
In baseball, if it rains, we don't go out to play.

Yes! Rain has been a thorn in my side in this game ALL season! Hate, hate, hate those double-headers!

It always astounds me that they have a dome in Houston but don't have one at Lambeau. It is true, football goes on no matter WHAT the weather!

Good excerpt SC, thanks for sharing.
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/04/03 02:21 PM

Is everyone as excited as I am that football season is starting? Yes, that and Temptation Island 3!

Back to bidness...

Hopefully, Buffy and FS, this Patterson guy will surprise us.

And I forgot to mention, Bad Daddy, with so many teams on your do-not-pitch list, you'll have to start Detroit pretty soon! :p
Posted By: Big Daddy Don

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/04/03 02:25 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Don Sicilia:


And I forgot to mention, Bad Daddy, with so many teams on your do-not-pitch list, you'll have to start Detroit pretty soon! :p
Sadly you don't know how close you are to truth in that one.

I don't think I'm playing next year.
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/04/03 04:14 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Don Sicilia:


Oakland (PL) vs Baltimore
I have Oakland (picked before last night's nightmare). PL has... the Mets?!
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/04/03 04:17 PM

Oops, sorry JG.
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/04/03 09:15 PM





It's a train wreck, DoucheMan....don't look!!
Posted By: Big Daddy Don

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/04/03 09:34 PM

It's 2 runs in 5 innings - stop the whining you sissy girl :p
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/04/03 11:11 PM

First off, Oakland can bite me. So can Kendall for not playing. So can Randa for going 0-5. And while we're at it, so can Jody Gerut for going 0-5 as well. I hate this game.
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/04/03 11:24 PM

D-backs going into extra innnings... I don't know how I feel about that...
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/04/03 11:28 PM

As long as KC wins it in the bottom of the 10th, I'll be less unhappy. :p

Edit: Of course AZ scored in the top of the 10th...
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/04/03 11:51 PM

Not a total lost cause... At least they won! :rolleyes:
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/05/03 12:04 AM

Five points you didn't deserve, plus an extra inning.

Hey, Joltin' Joe, ya listening?

Your Royals suck !
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/05/03 12:10 AM

Page 121. Did we broke the record yet?

Thursday

DB 66 2433 Ariz (10) 23+
JG 19 2385 Oak (-5) 9+
PL 48 2359 Mets ()
LD 24 2258 Ariz (10) 16+
BD 15 2244 Fla (27) 33+
FS 01 2122 Ariz (10) 15+
SC 01 2058 Yanks ()
OA 30 1967 Pitts (3) 24+
JJ. 13 1895 Atl (dnp) 17+
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/05/03 12:15 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by plawrence:
Five points you didn't deserve, plus an extra inning.
Since the D-backs allowed a walk and a single the bottom half of the 10th, we got a whopping extra point for the extra inning (other than the win of course, which we should have had in regulation. )
Posted By: fathersson

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/05/03 12:16 AM

This game really does sucks, but then again so does much of the world!

They change pitchers, players don't play, you miss double headers, and then there is always the weather!

Screw it, Are YOU Ready For Some Football!

Or maybe we should just break out a deck of cards and or a pair of dice!
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/05/03 12:20 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by Plawrence:
JG...I'm expecting to cruise into second tonight.
You lied to me! Dammit! :p

(Ooops, sorry, I hit "edit" rather than "quote" )
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/05/03 12:22 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by plawrence:
BTW, JG...I'm expecting to cruise into second tonight.
Go for it. I need a brief vacation. :p

I was on a roll UNTIL you started all those stats, and talked about how I "deserved" to be in First Place. Ever since that very day, I've SUCKED!! :rolleyes:

But as the next Gov'nor of Cally says... "I'll Be Back!"

Edit: Jimmy Rollins :p
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/05/03 12:56 AM

Just wanted to let you guys now...

I'M FINALLY MOVED IN!

I'm back to being a Chicagoan. Commute goes back to 20 minutes total (from 2+ hours)!

Now comes the cleaning and unpacking part... :rolleyes:
Posted By: Beth E

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/05/03 01:54 AM

Kewl! Glad to see you've begun your journey into home ownership, aka, no money for the next 30 years..hahahaha. As far as unpacking, just as long as you have your video stimulator unpacked that's all you need now, right? :p
Posted By: Big Daddy Don

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/05/03 02:14 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by Beth E:
As far as unpacking, just as long as you have your video stimulator unpacked that's all you need now, right? :p
Bethie - just in case you didn't know it is a video game like simulator

Oh he has a stimulator also like you said, but I think that is hidden in his nightstand next to the bed. I don't believe DB talks of that one much.
:p
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/05/03 04:46 AM

Since it is Thursday night Pub night for some, I will be helpful...

Thursday Unofficial Totals:

DB 2433 AZ (10) 26 2459
JG 2385 OAK (-5) 14 2399
PL 2359 NYM ( 0) 35 2394
LD 2258 AZ (10) 28 2286
BD 2244 FLA (27) 37 2281
FS 2122 AZ (10) 15 2137
SC 2058 NYY (29) 45 2103
OA 1967 PIT ( 3) 24 1991
JJ 1895 ATL ( 0) 20 1915
-------------------

Observation: The two guys with decent PS picks probably WISHED they had more offense.

Lots of opportunity for some movement but in retrospect, did this day even really count???

Big Daddy still trailing Buffy by that same pesky 5 points. behind Pork by the same 5 - what is it about that number?
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/05/03 10:17 AM

Friday

DB 26 2459 Atl
JG 14 2399 Atl
PL 32 2394 Atl
LD 28 2286 Atl
BD 37 2281 Mont
FS 15 2137 SF
SC 45 2103 Bost
OA 24 1991 Pitts
JJ. 20 1915 Atl
Posted By: Beth E

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/05/03 10:24 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by Big Daddy Don:
Bethie - just in case you didn't know it is a video game like simulator

Oh he has a stimulator also like you said, but I think that is hidden in his nightstand next to the bed. I don't believe DB talks of that one much.
:p
[/QUOTE]

Oh I know, I purposely said "stimulator". Maybe I should have put that word in quotation marks. This is one time I didn't mess up a word. I was hoping Doucheman would catch the remark. But, alas, only my English teacher caught it. :p
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/05/03 10:28 AM

Man, it was hard to pick anyone from Pittsburgh. Seemed like they didn't have anyone even listed for some of the starting offensive spots.

And it's hard figuring who's gonna play two for Atlanta. I almost took DeRosa, figuring he'd play both games while Giles and Furcal each got a game off.

I have Fick, Furcal, and Sheffield all by myself. I don't thibk the first two will play both games, but I don't see why Sheff won't.

We (PL, JG, DB, LD) all have Giles and the Joneses.

Shoulda picked DeRosa. Watch.
Posted By: Big Daddy Don

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/05/03 12:32 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by plawrence:

And it's hard figuring who's gonna play two for Atlanta.
DH, huh. SHIT It is like the one day this week that I didn't check was too busy doing all the football crap. Well now that football is here I don't need baseball anymore - I'm not playing next year, hell I might not even play anymore this year.
Posted By: Big Daddy Don

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/05/03 12:34 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Beth E:
Oh I know, I purposely said "stimulator". Maybe I should have put that word in quotation marks. This is one time I didn't mess up a word. I was hoping Doucheman would catch the remark. But, alas, only my English teacher caught it. :p
Oppps - my bad

Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/05/03 01:33 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Beth E:
As far as unpacking, just as long as you have your video stimulator unpacked that's all you need now, right? :p
Paging Dr. Freud, Paging Dr. Freud! Dr. Freud, are you there? :p
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/05/03 01:34 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Big Daddy Don:
Oh he has a stimulator also like you said, but I think that is hidden in his nightstand next to the bed. I don't believe DB talks of that one much.
:p
Oh, that thing, it is by my bed stand. I keep forgetting to return it to you, Bad Daddy! Sorry. :p
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/05/03 01:41 PM

About that Redskins - J-E-T-S game last night... I don't know if they do it in all opposing stadiums, but I went to the Bears game against the Jets last year and the fans were screaming:

J-E-T-S Suck-Suck-Suck! :p

It's too bad about Pennington. Vinny's math is all off. He keeps throwing 6 yards when he needs 7.
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/05/03 02:02 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by plawrence:
JG...I'm expecting to cruise into second tonight.
You lied to me! Dammit! :p
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/05/03 02:30 PM

I hate this game.

I only have one player today that I don't share with any of the Top 5. I am sure I can expect to lurch up to first place with THIS one... :rolleyes:

Damn, not even my cheap, scrub DHitter is immune to sharing with you guys. Gotta share him with TWO of you!

oh yeah....
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/05/03 02:37 PM

It's a conundrum wrapped in a mystery wrapped in an enigma.

The way I see it, doubleheaders only represent movement between those that caught it versus those that didn't.

Otherwise, everyone playing the same DH strategy won't see movement in closing any point gaps.
Posted By: Beth E

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/05/03 02:55 PM

Atlanta DH. NICE! I get to look at Vinny twice as much. At least he'd better play both games, or I'll find someone to kick Bobby Cox in his.....oh, never mind.

I love my Braves, but picking their PS? They do give up a helluva lot of runs. I hope you guys know what you're doing.
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/05/03 02:58 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Beth E:
I love my Braves
Sorry, but you must leave now. That a bannable offense!! :p
Posted By: Beth E

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/05/03 03:14 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by J Geoff:
[quote]Originally posted by Beth E:
[b]I love my Braves
Sorry, but you must leave now. That a bannable offense!! :p [/b][/quote]Hey, English Teacher. Geoff said "that" a bannable and not "that's" a bannable. Jump on top of him for it. :p All I can say is it's better then saying I love my Orioles. That would get me institutionalized.
Posted By: fathersson

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/05/03 03:29 PM

Like I said the Double Header Divison and the single header divison, works out just fine!

Notice again who catches the DH and who didn't!

Dam I know I wasn't looking hard but I didn't see a thing about it in the local paper or website when I changed my team last night. Christ everything is Football, football, football!

Screw that Double header crap- They should make you choose either the first game or the second one then!
Each game independent of the other. Players records too. Now that would be something. Pick the wrong one and you get screwed too! Player plays one game and not the other, you are screwed. Now that would be a better way of doing it rather then getting an advantage of extra times at bat!


By the way Football sucks too! Screw the Jets and the Redskins! Last 5 seconds!
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/05/03 04:58 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by fathersson:
Screw that Double header crap- They should make you choose either the first game or the second one then!
Wouldn't this just make it like any other day??
Posted By: Big Daddy Don

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/05/03 07:34 PM

You know I just had a chance to read through some of the recent posts here and I don't believe anyone is playing this game next year.

Ok being the first half winner (something nobody can ever take away) PL will continue to play even if it means playing with himself - opps by himself. Gee that was close. :p

I hate missing DHs too I can only hope for rain or the Pirates offense to come to life.
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/05/03 07:44 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Big Daddy Don:
I can only hope for rain or the Pirates offense to come to life.
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/05/03 09:13 PM

Holy Cow! Mr. "I have Sheffield all to my self" already has a triple with him.
Posted By: fathersson

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/05/03 11:41 PM

??? where?
Posted By: fathersson

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/06/03 12:03 AM

Lets go Pittsburgh! Oh Yea 4 runs in the first! Let see some damage to that first game score!
Posted By: Beth E

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/06/03 12:05 AM

Looks like the 2nd Braves ps is going to wipe out all the hard work of the 1st game. And with practically all 2nd stringers playing doesn't look good for the offense either. What's this crap from Bobby Cox that his regulars need a break! Boo freakin hoo! "Bobbycock" to Bobby Cox.
Posted By: Big Daddy Don

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/06/03 12:37 AM

Are you shittin me? A power outage in the Expos game - in the 4th inning

Bad enough I missed the DH - now my PS may not even get a full game in.

Oh I forget my whine alert and I don't really care - dumb ass game.

Where the hell is
Posted By: fathersson

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/06/03 12:58 AM

Don't feel bad I missed the DH problem myself.
Christ, to have to catch half this shit you would have to live and breath baseball 24 hours a day!


Lets go Pittsburgh!
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/06/03 01:40 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by Don Sicilia:
It's a conundrum wrapped in a mystery wrapped in an enigma.

The way I see it, doubleheaders only represent movement between those that caught it versus those that didn't.

Otherwise, everyone playing the same DH strategy won't see movement in closing any point gaps.
Not necessarily true.

There was a DH the first half; don't remember which one, but if you like I'll look it up, where I took, I believe, the Pittsburgh PS, and everyone else (at least those of us in the "Doubleheader Division) went the other way, and I racked up.

The last two DHs, Cubs at home, Braves at home, were pretty obvious PS choices, but that won't always be the case.
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/06/03 02:05 AM

Here's something to look forward to after the regular season, and this game, is over: a few weeks of post-season baseball! Last year it was a pay-game, I think $4.95 for one team and a discounted rate for 5 teams. I played, and did miserably because I loaded up on Yanks and DIDN'T load up at ALL on Anaheim, so I was out in the first round. :rolleyes: What really sucked was, once you made your rosters, you could NOT change them at all once the playoffs started!! That sucked bad, as I could swear the year before (when it was free), you could change your rosters weekly like normal. I may just try it again this year; we'll see what the teams look like Five bucks is no big deal to give ESPN for all the FUN I've had this regular season!
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/06/03 02:16 AM

Friday

DB 2459 Atl (47) 97 2556
JG 2399 Atl (47) 91 2490
PL 2394 Atl (47) 92 2486
LD 2286 Atl (47) 88 2374
BD 2281 Mont (22) 65 2346
FS 2137 SF (-8) 28 2165
SC 2103 Bost (25) 42 2145
OA 1991 Pitts (27) 52 2043
JJ. 1915 Atl (47) 80 1995

(Atl/Pitts double-header)
Posted By: Big Daddy Don

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/06/03 03:41 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by J Geoff:
Five bucks is no big deal to give ESPN for all the FUN I've had this regular season!
Well at least somebody had fun. :rolleyes:

I don't think I'm playing next year - don't think I'm playing in the post season also. Besides - with missing the DH - might not even play next week.

DAG (Dumb Ass Game)

Forgot the whine alert - oh well too late.
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/06/03 04:05 AM

I had so much fun that I'll send them $5 even if I don't play.
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/06/03 09:50 AM

Saturday

DB 97 2556 Cubs (25) 51 2607
JG 91 2490 Angels (8)+(28) 70 2560
PL 59 2483 W Sox (20) 35 2518
LD 88 2374 W Sox (20) 58 2432
BD 65 2343 SF (26) 53 2396
FS 28 2165 Cubs (25) 55 2220
SC 42 2145 W Sox (20) 59 2204
JJ. 80 1995 Atl (26) 70 2065
OA 52 2043 Pitts (-16) 09 2052

(Anaheim/KC double-header)
Posted By: Michael Montana Mancini

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/06/03 11:08 AM

Whats' baseballl meing is it like rounders? do the lakers play baseball they r wicked
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/06/03 11:19 AM

When did this freakin' doubleheader get scheduled?
Posted By: Michael Montana Mancini

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/06/03 11:20 AM

pardon me?
Posted By: fathersson

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/06/03 03:08 PM

For once I did catch that double header! I didn't like either team and didn't think one was better then the other so I stayed with the Cubs for my PS. I did add a few player who may play in the double header.

For once the double header kings missed one? WOW
Posted By: Big Daddy Don

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/06/03 03:09 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by plawrence:
When did this freakin' doubleheader get scheduled?
What's this I knew about a DH and not everyone else did?

I'll be a bud and help you out - I use;

http://www.mlbdoubleheaders.com

Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/06/03 03:32 PM

Well, grab the salt shaker....you can eat egg off my face!

Ironic - the one person here who UNMERCIFULLY badgered me about not giving them heads up on the double header Friday didn't give me heads up back for Saturday.

This, after I told said person they had access to the same information I did and to quit their whining. I also ended our exchange by assuring them - jokingly tongue in cheek - that there was no double header today.

Bet they were holding their giggles in on that one!

I just have one thing to say...

Angels
Cubs

and for good measure:

GIANTS!
Big Daddy is eyeing 4th place for sure. Hey, I'm not just gonna give it away!!!
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/06/03 03:33 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Michael Montana Mancini:
pardon me?
Wasn't talking to you MMM.

I'm not sure how rounders is played, but yeah, I've heard there are similarities.

The Lakers play basketball.
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/06/03 03:39 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by fathersson:
For once I did catch that double header! I didn't like either team and didn't think one was better then the other so I stayed with the Cubs for my PS. I did add a few player who may play in the double header.

Mr. Fundamentals. You added two players. BFD. :rolleyes:
Posted By: fathersson

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/06/03 03:56 PM

Well, well well, so that is the way it is done.

"Ironic - the one person here who UNMERCIFULLY badgered me about not giving them heads up on the double header Friday didn't give me heads up back for Saturday".

No wonder we have the two leagues- Double and Single Header divisons. Seems like some do things off to the side and don't post it for all to see! No wonder some people share so many players and PS's.
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/06/03 04:01 PM



If you read the post carefully, Buffy is saying that she did NOT share the information, despite BD's unmerciful badgering.

And she's pissed that BD did NOT share the information about today's DH with her.

And what possible reason would any of us have to share info with anyone else? We're all playing for one reason only, to WIN.
Posted By: fathersson

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/06/03 04:05 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by plawrence:
[quote]Originally posted by fathersson:
[b] For once I did catch that double header! I didn't like either team and didn't think one was better then the other so I stayed with the Cubs for my PS. I did add a few player who may play in the double header.

Mr. Fundamentals. You added two players. BFD. :rolleyes: [/b][/quote]Oh come on PL you sound so Sour because you missed it. Don't be like that.

I did say a added a FEW, why just a few, because most players there SUCK or you are not sure if they will play at all! And I didn't think one Ps will over power the other like yesterdays game!

What are you worried about you are so far ahead of us poor minor league players.

By the way sour grapes don't become you! Green isn't your color!
Posted By: fathersson

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/06/03 04:12 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by plawrence:


If you read the post carefully, Buffy is saying that she did [b]NOT
share the information, despite BD's unmerciful badgering.

And she's pissed that BD did NOT share the information about today's DH with her.

And what possible reason would any of us have to share info with anyone else? We're all playing for one reason only, to WIN. [/b]
Still the point is that there are side chats about the game and who really knows what is shared in them? Not that I care as I am happy as a clam no matter where I place! That is why I also placed a after the post!

Don't let the heat of the game make you mad without the trash talk there is no fun at times! and I would be very happy to be head of the 2nd divison at the end!
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/06/03 04:32 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by plawrence:
When did this freakin' doubleheader get scheduled?
Remember last weekend when Game 2 was rained out? I noticed that Ana and KC were to play again this weekend, so I kept a close eye out. Hell, the Scoreboard listed both of then right next to each other!

BUT I'LL GET FVCKED like the last time this happened. Ya'll picked "good" PS's and I got screwed picking one of the crap d-h PS's. So don't worry, PL, you'll come out smelling like a rose anyway, as usual :p (And for the record, I didn't particularly want either PS, I thought I was gonna be playing de-fense picking Anaheim).
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/06/03 05:28 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by J Geoff:
Remember last weekend when Game 2 was rained out?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

And, believe it or not I checked just to make sure that Anaheim had no more trips to KC this season. So I figured they'd make up the game on the Monday after the regular season ended, if KC needed it.

I never thought they would make up the game in Anaheim
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/06/03 06:01 PM

New and Notes on both team pages for the past two days:

Quote:
The Angels and Royals will play a 4 p.m. doubleheader Sept. 6 at Edison Field, with the extra game serving as the makeup for an Aug. 30 rainout in Kansas City, the Los Angeles Times reported. The Royals had hoped to play the game at home, but the players' union, acting on behalf of the Angels, vetoed the suggestion to play on an off day Sept. 4.
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/06/03 06:41 PM

ha!

To all:

I never said it was BD - but ok, it was sorta like:

Dear Buffy:

Thanks for nothing. You knew of the DH and didn't share. You suck.

Signed: Disgruntled.

And you wonder why I didn't share :rolleyes:

Oh but I also got a PM from a female friend of mine here. Wanted to know a good remedy for menstrual cramps. I wrote her back and said I wouldn't know.


Be careful what you wish for. I don't think you want me to share, after all. When it comes to the fantasy world of sports, I am not - I repeat NOT - a team player. Of course, I am not in 1st place either... :rolleyes:
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/06/03 06:50 PM

A-ROD SUCKS!! I may not take him next year...

P.S. 5-4 Cleveland into the 5th (And hmph! The one day I don't have Jody on my roster...)
Posted By: Big Daddy Don

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/06/03 07:00 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by La Dolce Vita:
I never said it was BD - but ok, it was sorta like:

Dear Buffy:

Thanks for nothing. You knew of the DH and didn't share. You suck.

Signed: Disgruntled.

And you wonder why I didn't share :rolleyes:

I see you 'cleaned' it up a bit - if you posted the original message you would probably have been banned for use of foul language.

And once again - thanks for NOTHING :rolleyes:

This game bites .... so what do I do, I get myself involved in three football ones - what the hell is the matter with me?

Posted By: fathersson

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/06/03 10:11 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by J Geoff:
A-ROD SUCKS!! I may not take him next year...

Don't worry you aren't playing next year anyway remember!
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/07/03 01:04 AM

Have I mentioned that I HATE THIS F^@%ING GAME??
Posted By: Big Daddy Don

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/07/03 02:07 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by J Geoff:
Have I mentioned that I HATE THIS F^@%ING GAME??
?? 70 points and within a good game of first place. Stop the whining already :rolleyes:

Although if you really are pissed and want to do something about it look for this guy --->

He started this all -

So I guess you ain't playing next year either, huh ?



Think you are pissed now - wait till the football games start
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/07/03 02:39 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Big Daddy Don:

Think you are pissed now - wait till the football games start
There's football games?

When do they start?
Posted By: Big Daddy Don

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/07/03 02:42 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by plawrence:
There's football games?

When do they start?
Don't worry they don't start for hmm weeks yet. Just concentrate on baseball, I'll give a shout out to you when football gets closer.

:p
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/07/03 02:50 PM

Yeah, I'll just stick to baseball for now. Can't afford to miss anymore doubleheaders. Thanks for the link the other day, BTW. It's a big help.

Here are the updated scores and today's PSs.

They are supposed to be posted each day by the first member of the league to wake up. Posting something else first without the scoring summary is considered a major faux pas.
.
.
.

Sunday

DB 42 2598 Cubs
JG 70 2560 Atl
PL 35 2518 Mets
LD 58 2432 Cubs
BD 53 2396 StL
FS 46 2211 Cubs
SC 59 2204 SF
JJ. 73 2068 Atl
OA 09 2052 Pitts
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/08/03 12:33 AM

Sunday

DB 2598 Cubs (22) 54 2652
JG 2560 Atl (30) 48 2608
PL 2518 Mets (10) 44 2562
LD 2432 Cubs (22) 48 2480
BD 2396 StL (36) 60 2456
FS 2211 Cubs (22) 42 2253
SC 2204 SF (-15) 14 2218
JJ. 2068 Atl (30) 47 2115
OA 2052 Pitts (12) 29 2081
Posted By: fathersson

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/08/03 12:44 AM

Movement is nowhere to be found!
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/08/03 04:11 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by fathersson:
Movement is nowhere to be found!
Try some Ex-Lax.
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/08/03 10:10 AM

Monday

DB 54 2652 Oak
JG 48 2608 Oak
PL 44 2562 Mets
LD 48 2480 Mets
BD 60 2456 LA
FS 42 2253 Fla
SC 14 2218 Bost
JJ. 47 2115 Atl
OA 30 2082 Pitts
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/08/03 02:03 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by plawrence:
[quote]Originally posted by fathersson:
[b] Movement is nowhere to be found!
Try some Ex-Lax. [/b][/quote]
Posted By: fathersson

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/08/03 06:09 PM

Thank God the rear works fine at my age, but I did hear that when I get older I may have some problems, like middle of the night pee breaks and quick runs to the bathrooms. They say it comes with age.

Only pulling your chain, I don't mean any disrespect on the age issue! Nature has it's way of getting even I guess!
Posted By: SC

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/08/03 06:21 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by plawrence:
Try some Ex-Lax.
I used to take Ex-Lax. Thats all behind me now.
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/08/03 06:48 PM

As part of Buffy/DS bet, the loser had to write for the winner a tribute/cheesy poem... Here goes:

Beaten, battered, badgered were the Bears
Unfolding like a bad script
Forty-niners too strong, too fast
Fast like a race car, strong like oxen
Yes, Buffy, the Niners ruled the day.

The horror, the horror, as once said by Kurtz
Had nothing on the Bears' hurtz
Evermore, nevermore (until next Sunday)

Now on to Buffy, who
Insists she is all woman
No, she is wrong.
Ever-present sports fan, it is true
Reread if you must
She is all-woman... times two.

So now comes the end as
Tributes are wont do
In football, there are winners and losers
Now that the Niners have won,
Know this... La Dolce Vita, yes life is
Posted By: Beth E

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/08/03 06:58 PM

Man, Buffy rocks! She has a knack for getting men to write poems for her. How do you do it girl? I could probably get poems written for me, it's just they'd have a hard time finding something to rhyme with "Get lost".

I'd say these bragging rights here are better then a shot glass.
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/08/03 08:14 PM

For you, Bethie, I'll write a dirty limerick...

There once was a man named Enis...

Oh never mind. I'll let the Artist formerly known as "Poet Laureate" finish this one!
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/08/03 08:30 PM

There once was a man named Enis
Who thought he was a Fantasy genius
Then one day
His PS didn't play
And he's stuck just holding his...

Shit, what else rhymes with Enis??
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/08/03 09:05 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by J Geoff:
And he's stuck just holding his...

You say that like it's a BAD thing!!!

DoucheMan, you outdid yourself, you are a GOOD SPORT!! Thank you, that was great!

What terrified me about losing our bet the most would have been for ME to do an ode to Da Bears.

I did well for myself here, I am $40 and one paid lunch richer and still waiting for one more scrub to pay me the 10 bucks he owes me. :rolleyes: Because of the Urlacher/UNM connection, there are quite a few Bears fans here. Fair weather fans but oh well, did ME good!
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/08/03 09:09 PM

...... :p
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/08/03 09:16 PM

there is a secret?

Oh, now I am scared!

You are not calling me da harrah (horror) are you?

Db, trying to pull a sly one on us. I will be the last one to get it probably....
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/08/03 09:19 PM

I know the secret message!!! Good one!!!
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/08/03 09:22 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Don Sicilia:
She is all-woman... times two.

He is not calling me a bisexual, is he??
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/08/03 09:38 PM

Nope, you're neither bisexual (I think ) nor the harrah!
Posted By: Beth E

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/08/03 10:01 PM

I'm thinking "until next Sunday" was a double or nothing bet. I'm probably wrong though.
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/08/03 11:08 PM

Ah, I STILL don't get it.

But y'all don't love me for my brains anyway, huh?
Posted By: Beth E

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/08/03 11:17 PM

He left out the word "sweet". Hmmmm...could it be sweet revenge? I'm not feeling too smart right now myself Buffy. Guess this isn't the place to find the smart chicks, huh? Well, at least we're never boring.
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/08/03 11:28 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Beth E:
He left out the word "sweet". Hmmmm...could it be sweet revenge? I'm not feeling too smart right now myself Buffy. Guess this isn't the place to find the smart chicks, huh? Well, at least we're never boring.
Nope, didn't leave out sweet. Otherwise, it wouldn't rhyme!
Posted By: Beth E

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/08/03 11:30 PM

OMG! I just got it. Doucheman you dawg. When Buffy gets it she's gonna be all over you like a bum on a ham sandwhich.
Posted By: fathersson

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/08/03 11:30 PM

Man, what is that smell!
It is like that song.
This is my story its sad but true, it is about a girl that I once knew.
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/08/03 11:35 PM

He is calling me Runaround Sue?

But my name isn't anything close to Sue...

Ok, so not the sharpest knife in the drawer. I swear I was blonde in a former life....
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/08/03 11:36 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Beth E:
OMG! I just got it. Doucheman you dawg. When Buffy gets it she's gonna be all over you like a bum on a ham sandwhich.
So, is this a good thing or a bad thing???
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/08/03 11:38 PM

I SWEAR I had no help. It was just like those posters that you stare at for a long time until the picture comes full focus.

Bam. Happened just like that.

Niiiiice DoucheMan. My compliments on your talents.

Yep, you are in the dawghouse for sure now, buddy......
Posted By: fathersson

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/08/03 11:41 PM

Good buff Buffy. I got it, I got it-

You got what? Then
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/09/03 02:19 AM

Can we get back to business here?

Friggin' Mets bullpen. They suck.
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/09/03 02:22 AM

CRAPPERS!!

How can it be that the Mutts can hold Florida to one run the ENTIRE game and give up 4 at once in the 9th? I feel ill.

I wanted plaw to go down, but I didn't expect to go down with him!

Would help if my offense showed up and/or was awake too.

Ah, back to football. That game is a BIT less stressful for me to deal with right now....
Posted By: fathersson

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/09/03 02:43 AM

Is it me or is it "all the shit pitchers" playing on Tuesday?
Posted By: fathersson

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/09/03 02:53 AM

Well, I for one loved the Mutts. I love being all alone with FLA. Tonight!
Posted By: fathersson

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/09/03 02:57 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by La Dolce Vita:

I wanted plaw to go down, but I didn't expect to go down with him!

DAM is that all you people think of is sex sex sex?
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/09/03 04:03 AM

fathersson ....

Ok, EVERYONE here knows how I love Kevin Brown. Just couldn't take him against Batista and AZ hitters Apparently, lately I can't pick ANYTHING to save my life!

But it is never too late to do this:

Dodgers

Oakland

Desperate times call for....well, you know.
Posted By: fathersson

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/09/03 04:12 AM

Oh Yea- Fantasy Baseball >>>> Brings the best out in people!
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/09/03 06:00 AM

Monday

DB 2652 Oak (10) 39 2691
JG 2608 Oak (10) 28 2636
PL 2562 Mets (9) 33 2595
LD 2480 Mets (9) 24 2504
BD 2456 LA (19) 42 2498
FS 2253 Fla (33) 66 2319
SC 2218 Bost (-18) 12 2230
JJ. 2115 Atl (19) 62 2177
OA 2082 Pitts (28) 35 2117
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/09/03 10:24 AM

Tuesday

DB 39 2691 Yanks
JG 28 2636 Cubs
PL 33 2595 Mets
LD 24 2504 Cubs
BD 42 2498 LA
FS 66 2319 Cubs
SC 12 2230 Bost
JJ. 62 2177 Atl
OA 35 2117 Toro
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/09/03 01:50 PM

Lots of variety in PS choices today. Perhaps we'll see some movement, preferably not the top spot!

The Cubbies are in the lead with three. I broke one of my rules and picked the Yanks- Contreras, at that!
Posted By: fathersson

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/09/03 01:59 PM

I felt that I had a great Movement last night.
All over the Mutts! Then had a good nights sleep.
Fall is in the Air!
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/09/03 02:00 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by fathersson:
I felt that I had a great Movement last night.
All over the Mutts! Then had a good nights sleep.
Fall is in the Air!
You should probably go see a doctor about that! :p
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/09/03 02:35 PM

Crap! Big Daddy is within 6 points of me again. No matter what I do, I CANNOT get out of this 4th place spot.

Everytime he gets this close, I tell myself this is the day I move down to 5th place and sit on pins and needles till it is all over.

It was July 29 when I said this:

Quote:
Originally posted by La Dolce Vita:


When you gain ground on me - for more than one day - then I shall bow down and kiss your feet. :rolleyes:
PROOF that I haven't MOVED for over a month!!

Looking at the lineups today....today COULD be the day...
Posted By: fathersson

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/09/03 07:24 PM

WE of the single header league lost all our hopes by missing the double headers. Still we have no one to blame but ourselves and that is part of the game overall.

I don't kick myself to hard as I figure I have hung in there and showed better then I thought I would most days!

This is a game that you get out what you put in. Spend little time and it hits you where it hurts. Spend lots of time and you will do better but still can have things bite you in the ass.

Next to a dating realationship this is the next best torture there is!
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/10/03 02:03 AM

Anyone else hear crickets around here?

Tuesday

DB 2691 Yanks (22) 62 2753
JG 2636 Cubs (19) 62 2698
PL 2595 Mets (12) 38 2633
BD 2498 LA (33) 78 2576
LD 2504 Cubs (19) 43 2547
FS 2319 Cubs (19) 51 2370
SC 2230 Bost (24) 64 2294
JJ. 2177 Atl (-45) -27 2150
OA 2117 Toro (-12) 9 2126
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/10/03 02:15 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by J Geoff:
Anyone else hear crickets around here?


JG 2636 Cubs (19) 48+ ..... Macias is an @$$hole.
chirp chirp chirp....

Freakin' Borowski isn't my favorite guy either...all he needed was one more strikeout!!

All I can say as I settle in tonight:

GO ARIZONA!!!

(You would expect me to my Dodgers?)


allrighty...

DODGERS
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/10/03 03:04 AM

Friggin' Mets bullpen. They suck.

Oh, wait. I said that last night.

Let's try for something original....um,..

Mets bullpen. They friggin' suck.
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/10/03 04:25 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by plawrence:
Friggin' Mets bullpen. They suck.

Ah, quit your whining.

MY fuzzy math tells me that by morning my ass will be firmly planted in 5th place. Did I know how to call that or what?

Oh, who am I fooling? It was a meltdown. A fracas. A serious ass kicking. My bruised and battered ass will be sitting on one of those inflated donuts IN 5TH PLACE!!!

I'm not getting outta bed tomorrow. Gonna switch from sports to Maury or something....
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/10/03 04:35 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by plawrence:
Friggin' Mets bullpen. They suck.
Ummm... what do the Mutts expect, taking every ex-Yankee reliever?? There's a REASON we got rid of those losers like Weathers and Stanton and Nelson (damn, we got him back!) and Mendoza (I always liked him, tho) and... the rest... here on the Mutts Isle...!! Ahem. Sorry. Got a bit carried away.
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/10/03 04:39 AM

I've been picking the Mets for a reason. I have a strategy here.

It just ain't been working.
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/10/03 04:45 AM

quote:
Originally posted by plawrence:
I've been picking the Mets for a reason. I have a strategy here.

It just ain't been working.
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/10/03 07:41 AM

Wednesday

DB 62 2753 Wanks
JG 62 2698 Pedro
PL 38 2633 Mutts again?!*
BD 78 2576 Pedro
LD 43 2547 D-Backs
FS 51 2370 Pedro
SC 64 2294 Pedro
JJ. -27 2150 Braves
OA 9 2126 Toronto

*Hey, even the MUTTS have to win ONCE in a while, right?? :p
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/10/03 01:46 PM

I thought for sure that one of the "Doubleheader" division picked Atlanta. Sadly, only JJ had Atlanta on his staff, but he's already firmly implanted in second to last place. No, I don't wish negative points on you guys, but I just wanted to see the whining aftermath!
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/10/03 01:50 PM

Another thing... I was watching the Cubbies game last night. Talk about conflict... On the one hand, I wanted the Cubbies to win pretty badly. On the other hand, I didn't mind if the Expos put up a couple of more runs. :p

So I compromised and before the ninth inning, I told myself that it would have been OK with me if the Expos hit a homer. What do you know!
Posted By: Beth E

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/10/03 01:51 PM

That was the most pathetic excuse for a baseball game as I've ever seen. I think after awhile the Atlanta defense was just standing in the outfield, spitting out their sunflower seeds and praying for rain or something. I've always said their ps sucked. Now I have living proof. Bobby Cox was probably left speechless with that debacle.
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/10/03 02:29 PM

General Random Thoughts to Start off the Day to get rid of those pesky crickets...

- What exactly is Monty Python? I've never seen any of the films. Also, what is a National Lampoon?

- How great would it be for an all Chicago World Series! I mean this city would absolutely go berserk. Also, it will take our attentions away from the Bears.

- I just bought The Recruit. Any of you seen it? Al Pacino was great in it and Briget Moynihan is absolutely hot.

- I still wish that one of you had Atlanta last night!

- Some pretty key pieces of Iggles defense might be out next week. I hope I have a good backup defense. Care to share any news, Bad Daddy!

- Does a hit-by-pitch count as a point (as a base) in our game?

- Congrats Bethie on your 3003rd post! Nice and symmetrical!

- Plaw has been conspicuously absent lately. Must be putting in some late hours on his book "How I Expect to Do Really Well in Pigskin Pick'em".

- David Ortiz is the second half's Corey Patterson.

- Johan Santana is the second half's C.C. Sabathia.

- I will never pick Dontrelle (unless I do).

- The Bears will be lucky to win 5 games this year.
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/10/03 02:42 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Don Sicilia:

- Does a hit-by-pitch count as a point (as a base) in our game?

Are you talking about Grudzelaniek? Man, how many times CAN a guy be hit?? I swear I never saw the bullseye drawn on him when he was with the Dodgers!!

Oh, and I am still working on MY book, soon to be released. Remember the title? Well, I have modified it JUST a bit:

Crash And Burn - It's DEFINITELY Not For Weekends Anymore!
Posted By: Beth E

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/10/03 02:47 PM

Speaking of guys with bulls eye's on them, Melvin Mora got hit for the 12th time this year yesterday. Again on his hand. Is this guy just accident prone? The Orioles aren't that great that someone would intentionally keep hitting one of our good players.
Posted By: Big Daddy Don

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/10/03 03:52 PM

So I wake up this morning - busy morning so far and I see I moved into 4th place - all by me lonesome. And contrary to popular belief I am NOT here to gloat nor trash talk to Buffy - I am way above that. See I understand that Buffy takes her sports very seriously and that she is an avid baseball fanatic. I, on the other hand have given up on baseball in 1993 when the Phils last went to the World Series, I could hardly tell you anyone on any other team before I can snookered into this stupid ass game. So NO - I will not point out the fact that this novice baseball following is beating her in her own game - NO I won't do that. Secondly I will continue to take the high road because I also understand that this has been a very rough week for Buffy. She had the embarrassing situation of getting kicked out of not 1 but 2 survivor pools - (desperate to the point of wanting all to start over, some Loser Pool or something like that) and is so far down the bottom of the Pigskin Pickem, her and PL can waterproof the basement together. And NO I will not mention to her that HH who is not even playing has more points than her this week. Nope can't do that and won't do that. And as part of me taking the high road - instead I will offer some advice to Buffy, something that I often think about when I am down and blue - in the hopes that in some small way it helps.



Buffy don't worry, don't be blue - remember no matter how dark and bleak it may look today that
The sun'll come out tomorrow.

You know I'm certain that you can Bet your bottom dollar That tomorrow There'll be sun!

And remember Just thinkin' about Tomorrow

Well that just Clears away the cobwebs, and the sorrow

All of them 'Til there's none!

You know When I'm stuck a day That's gray, And lonely,

As you are today - wanna know what I do ?

I just stick out my chin And Grin, And Say,

Oh The sun'll come out Tomorrow

You know it will but until than ya gotta hang on
'Til tomorrow - Come what may

Cause

Tomorrow!
Tomorrow!
I love ya
Tomorrow!
You're always A day A way!

Gee, taking this high road crap does make me feel all kind of 'mushy' inside now.
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/10/03 04:07 PM

wow Bad Daddy, thanks for the case of the warm fuzzies.

I think.



Posted By: Beth E

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/10/03 04:09 PM

Bad Daddy is being as hidden and subliminal as a pink, polka dotted elephant. I'm thinking tomorrow holds some significance for him. What do you think?
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/10/03 04:15 PM

Yep.

I'm thinking I am calling in sick to this board tomorrow....
Posted By: Beth E

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/10/03 04:24 PM

Any chance you can pull out your vodoo doll and give Pedro stomach flu, or have Hurrican Isabel hit? Maybe all his offensive players will get hit by pitches or sprain their ankles. There seems to an epidemic of that lately.
Posted By: SC

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/10/03 04:25 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by La Dolce Vita:
I'm thinking I am calling in sick to this board tomorrow....
Sick?? I died here three weeks ago!

I hate this f*ckin' game!!!
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/10/03 04:46 PM

I think the women are reading too much into Bad Daddy's little tribute. Women... can't even try to make them feel better without them getting all suspicious, right Bad Daddy... :rolleyes:

He hasn't even mentioned that Buffy is supposed to kiss his feet now! :p
Posted By: Beth E

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/10/03 04:49 PM

Ahh..Doucheman, Mr. "Let me pay up a bet and write a poem make a crude remark to intended recipient at the same time". Tomorrow's not here yet. He shouldn't get his pedicure just yet.
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/10/03 04:50 PM

Au contraire my mini-Shakespeare...

Big Daddy has to be ahead of me for a whole day. So yes, I am putting the voodoo on Pedro as we speak.

What was I THINKING when I took AZ? Well, I KNOW what I was thinking - at the time.

Like plaw, I DO have a strategy.

Like plaw, sometimes it does not work....
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/10/03 04:56 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Beth E:
Ahh..Doucheman, Mr. "Let me pay up a bet and write a poem make a crude remark to intended recipient at the same time".
You gotta admit... nobody would have caught on had I not pointed it out. Then everyone would have subliminally thought that the Niners stink. Buffy doesn't stink though.

Alright, Bad Daddy has to hold off on his pedicure. You tell him though, he hates missing that appointment.
Posted By: Big Daddy Don

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/10/03 04:59 PM

First - I am a bit 'hurt' by those of you that doubt my sincerity in taking the high road on this. I see I have tainted my stellar reputation with maybe a wee bit of trash talk in the past. Oh you know with one shoe off - it is a bit drafty here. :p

And someone mentioned PL earlier. What is up with him? Falls to third place and disappears ?? Maybe he is just brushing up on the fundamentals. What happened to the good old days when if he had a solid bowel movement he was happy for the entire day?
Posted By: Beth E

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/10/03 05:01 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Big Daddy Don:
What happened to the good old days when if he had a solid bowel movement he was happy for the entire day?
I guess he ran out of his Ex-Lax.
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/10/03 05:04 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Don Sicilia:

Alright, Bad Daddy has to hold off on his pedicure. You tell him though, he [b]hates
missing that appointment. [/b]
He's one of them there metrosexuals too??? Who'da thunk it.

But I guess in the grand scheme of things, I SHOULD be grateful.
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/10/03 05:42 PM

First of all, The Ex-Lax wasn't for me, it was for FS.

Second of all, Monty Python is an English comedy troupe, hilarious IMO. John Cleese, Eric Idle, and a bunch of other guys whose names I forget.

Now, can we get back to business here?

Friggin' Mets and their suck-ass bullpen!!

I do have a strategy in picking them four days in a row. I'm trying to be conservative enough to hold on to my overall season lead (which, after all, is the only thing that really counts), while being daring and different enough in my picks to have a chance to overtake the two guys ahead of me in the second half.

The strategy wouldn't have been half bad if
a) my over-priced offense did something, and
b) the friggin' Mets bullpen didn't suck so bad. Take away everything that they did in the last inning of their last three games, and give me three wins instead of losses, and I probably have another 40-45 points or so.

And if the Queen had balls, she'd be the King.
-------------------------
19 days to go.
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/10/03 05:48 PM

2-0 Mets, top of the second.

The game has two Redmans (Fla pitcher and Mets centerfielder), and a Redmond (Fla catcher).
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/10/03 06:41 PM

4-2 Marlins top of the 5th.... :p

Luckily for you, the last two runs were unearned.

Edit: Huh... 3 unearned runs... wow. Still gotta WIN it, though
Posted By: Big Daddy Don

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/10/03 06:47 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by J Geoff:
Luckily for you, the last two runs were unearned.
I believe that is all part of his strategy.
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/10/03 06:47 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by plawrence:
...while being daring and different enough in my picks to have a chance...
Since when does "daring and different" mean picking a suck-ass team?
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/10/03 08:01 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by plawrence:
Friggin' Mets and their suck-ass bullpen!!
Yup. Mutts would be better off with Danny Almonte .
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/10/03 08:08 PM

Is PL lucky or what... I think he's the only one in this game that can get away with having 7 runs scored against his pitching staff and having only 3 of them be earned.
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/10/03 08:09 PM

Wednesday

DB 2753 Wanks ()
JG 2698 Pedro ()
PL 2633 Mutts (7) 8+
BD 2576 Pedro ()
LD 2547 D-Backs ()
FS 2370 Pedro ()
SC 2294 Pedro ()
JJ. 2149 Braves ()
OA 2126 Toronto ()
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/10/03 08:13 PM

Looks like Pedro was the pick today. 1-hitter through 3 innings... Yep, he sure is looking good so far.
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/10/03 08:40 PM

Yo Doucheman, throw out another out there...your first one was a bit weak.

I HATE this fucking game. All I can say is if you had ME on the Pedro bandwagon, he would be opening the gate to home plate AND rolling out the red carpet for the Orioles!

Oh yeah, I forgot...
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/10/03 08:49 PM

Wednesday

DB 2753 Wanks (24) 45 2798
JG 2698 Pedro (38) 76 2774
PL 2633 Mutts (07) 30 2663
BD 2576 Pedro (38) 63 2639
LD 2547 D-Backs (17) 46 2593
FS 2370 Pedro (38) 66 2436
SC 2294 Pedro (38) 64 2358
JJ. 2149 Braves (31) 52 2201
OA 2126 Toronto (10) 42 2168
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/10/03 08:54 PM

Yep, 1 hitter through 7 innings. No jinx here. I'd hate to break up this pitching gem. Pedro can't be stopped. He can't even be contained.
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/10/03 09:47 PM

Good thing I wasn't trying to jinx you guys... that would have screwed things up pretty bad. :rolleyes:

Hey Buffy, I guess it was one per hit.
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/10/03 09:51 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Don Sicilia:
Good thing I wasn't trying to jinx you guys...
Thanks, Douche! Very kind of you...
Posted By: fathersson

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/10/03 09:53 PM

Cry me a river!

Please put away the Exlax as there is enough shit sailing around here!

Mutts? Isn't there a law in New York that you have to pick up after your Dogs?
Posted By: Big Daddy Don

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/10/03 09:55 PM

Maybe it's just me but I sense some hostilites and high tension today.

DB, might be time for you to write another sissy poem or something. :p

If this keeps up, I don't think I'm playing next year.

Oh - one shoe off the other is untied.
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/10/03 10:01 PM

Hmm, I've never rooted for the TIGERS before, especially against my Yankees... but first time for everything... :p

Posted By: fathersson

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/10/03 10:09 PM

DAM, this is getting down right nasty!
Can't we all just get along?
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/10/03 10:15 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by fathersson:
DAM, this is getting down right nasty!
Can't we all just get along?
Apparently not, FS.

Man, Pork, you are jinxing the Yankers after I had so many well-wishes for Pedro. And this is after you jumped all over Plaw for picking against the J-E-T-S in Pick'em. :p

And Bad Daddy, I'm looking for the emoticon with a guy holding his crotch and saying, "I got your sissy poem right here!"
Posted By: fathersson

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/10/03 10:16 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by plawrence:

19 days to go.
Dam, only 19 days to get on top of Buffy!
Where has the 2nd half gone?
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/10/03 10:18 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by fathersson:
Dam, only 19 days to get on top of Buffy!
There just has to be a rule against setting people up for jokes like this. There just has to! :p
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/10/03 10:39 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Big Daddy Don:
DB, might be time for you to write another sissy poem or something.
Sissy poem right.

Yeah it was yours - Bad Daddy - that came with full piano accompaniment!!

All I know is that they televise every D-Back game here and it is raining cats and dogs right now. I MUST find a way to get out of the house lest I torture myself watching my game!
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/10/03 10:44 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by fathersson:
Dam, only 19 days to get on top of Buffy!
Why not? Everyone else has ... :rolleyes:
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/10/03 10:53 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Don Sicilia:
Pork, you are jinxing the Yankers after I had so many well-wishes for Pedro. And this is after you jumped all over Plaw for picking against the J-E-T-S in Pick'em. :p
You're right, Douche - I'm so ashamed!

Let's Go Yan-kees!
Detroit has NO chance!! Yankees WILL RULE over the Tigers!! There's NO WAY the Yankees will lose!! Pettitte will throw a no-hitter!!!
Let's Go Yan-kees!
Posted By: Beth E

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/10/03 10:54 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by La Dolce Vita:
[quote]Originally posted by fathersson:
[b] Dam, only 19 days to get on top of Buffy!
Why not? Everyone else has ... :rolleyes: [/b][/quote]
Did I miss something here? Or is it just my dirty mind running rampant? Hey, they don't call me basement Bethie for nothing.

In keeping with Doucheman's theme from earlier, I got just one hard pressed question to ask:

When did my first name officially become Bethie?
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/10/03 10:57 PM

Such a pushover you are, Pork.....

I'd like to see DoucheMan bully ME into anything

Of course I will be admonished tomorrow by Mister "There's no crying in baseball" SC when I am crying real tears.

<pssst! Pork! Your reverse jinx is a safe secret with me!>
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/10/03 11:02 PM

I have always called you Bethie. Get it, BethE? I think I put the "ie" on the end of your name and it just stuck. Been calling you that for 2 years now. :rolleyes:

I always wondered if I called for you some day and someone else picked up and I asked for Bethie if they would know who I was talking about.

You could call me and ask for Buffy and probably get hung up on.

Buffy is my "fantasy" name
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/10/03 11:13 PM

Thanks Pork. If you were as sincere as I was, then the Yankers will do just fine! :rolleyes:

Your "fantasy" name, huh, Buffy... We still talkin' fantasy sports here??? :p And by the way, I could bully you if I want, it's just I don't want to. Anyway, you have enough trouble on your hands having to kiss Mr. Song and Dance's feet over there.
Posted By: Beth E

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/10/03 11:17 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by La Dolce Vita:
I have always called you Bethie. Get it, BethE? I think I put the "ie" on the end of your name and it just stuck. Been calling you that for 2 years now. :rolleyes:

I always wondered if I called for you some day and someone else picked up and I asked for Bethie if they would know who I was talking about.

You could call me and ask for Buffy and probably get hung up on.

Buffy is my "fantasy" name
Ok, but I thought you just called me Bethie in private. Gosh, I DID NOT mean that the way it sounded. I've just never been called Bethie in my "normal" life. Do I have a normal life? But after a month the only other creature at my house will be my cat. As long as you bring her treats you can call me anything you want.

No Buffy when I call you, got it. I'm sure I'll have no problem with pokerbuff though.
Posted By: Big Daddy Don

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/10/03 11:31 PM

Hey not to sound as if I'm boasting - I am still taking the high road but I wanted to give a shout out to DB to let him know that Ramierz popped a 2 run homer off for the Cubs - so they have an early 2 - 0 lead.

Oh wait I had Ramierz today also - funny that.

Hmmm - anyway just got in and let me tell you my dogs are barking tonight - whoo


:p
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/10/03 11:33 PM

See, Douche? 4-0 Yanks after the 1st inning -- and Andy's no-hitter is still intact!! You got some MAJOR points coming tonight - there's NO way I'll gain any ground on you!!
Posted By: Big Daddy Don

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/10/03 11:49 PM

Hey let me throw my best wishes into this for the Yanks also. I mean the least I could do after DB was so kind and gracious to say all those nice things about Pedro today - figure I owe you one.

Let's Go Yanks - Let's Go Andy da da dadada

Posted By: SC

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/11/03 12:08 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by J Geoff:
[b]Let's Go Yan-kees!

Let's Go Yan-kees! [/b]
From this --> to this -->

Somebody cut this guy off his sugar!!!
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/11/03 12:13 AM

Looks like PL's unearned runs record may already be challenged. Detroit got 3 on that awesome Yankees defense. So much for that no-hitter, Douche... sorry, I tried!

SC - So, I'm in touch with my feminine side. Ya got a problem with that?
Posted By: Beth E

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/11/03 12:18 AM

6-4 Yankees....whoo hoo! Keep up that waving Geoff. See what happens when you put more hip action into it. It works magic. Keep shaking dem pom poms. Ok, so your pom poms are lower.

How does it feel to be treated like a piece of meat? But if you ever need help jinxing the Bronk Bomb-ers let me know. My track record with jinxing them in the past is stellar I believe.
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/11/03 12:28 AM

6-4 Yankees? I must be watching the wrong game... :p

Bethie - Shaking MY pom-poms would hurt after a while...
Posted By: Beth E

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/11/03 12:30 AM

If it ain't 6-4 Yankees then the announcers on the Braves game are on drugs. I'm totally sober tonight, so I know I'm not hallucinating.

Hurt pom poms? No pain no gain Geoff.
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/11/03 12:32 AM

Okay, NOW it's 6-4 Yanks, on Matsui's homer just now... You psychic, you!

P.S. Sosa is a bitch.
Posted By: Beth E

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/11/03 12:37 AM

Holy crap!!! I've been redeemed. I don't feel like a complete numbskull. Now, if I could only figure out the power ball lottery numbers I'd be all set.
Posted By: fathersson

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/11/03 02:47 AM

Another great night with Suckie Sammy Sosa
Posted By: Big Daddy Don

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/11/03 02:54 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by La Dolce Vita:

What was I THINKING when I took AZ
Just wondering at nearly 11:00pm EST time if you ever figured it out yet?
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/11/03 03:00 AM

Hey Bad Daddy, as long as you're kicking her while she's down, you might want to think about holding your foot there for a while so she can get the whole kissing-of-the-foot thing over with! :p
Posted By: Big Daddy Don

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/11/03 03:06 AM

No DB - that just wouldn't be right. Besides I said I was taking the high road today so talking smack and so forth would go against my 'personality'. Of course I did say taking the high road today and by my watch there are only about 55 minutes left in the day though so .... :p
Posted By: fathersson

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/11/03 03:10 AM

PEE-Lawrence is the one that is quiet!

Maybe he burned out his mind looking at all those figures!

FLASH NBC NEWS REPORTS A MAN WITH A GUN AT SHEA! REPORT SAYS HE WAS WAITING OUTSIDE YELLING "WHERE ARE THOSE FRICKEN MUTTS!"
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/11/03 03:47 AM

Mets Bullpen

That's me.
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/11/03 05:02 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by fathersson:
PEE-Lawrence is the one that is quiet!

I'm taking some of your advice to other members to heart. I'm trying to hold down my post count. :rolleyes:
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/11/03 05:56 AM

So... the big question is... is PL going with the Mutts yet again for their inevitable (and eventual) Win??

Wednesday

DB 2753 Wanks (24) 45 2798
JG 2698 Pedro (38) 76 2774
PL 2633 Mutts (07) 30 2663
BD 2576 Pedro (38) 63 2639
LD 2547 D-Backs (17) 46 2593
FS 2370 Pedro (38) 66 2436
SC 2294 Pedro (38) 64 2358
JJ. 2149 Braves (31) 52 2201
OA 2126 Toronto (10) 42 2168
Posted By: SC

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/11/03 11:16 AM

Thursday's picks:

DB 2798 Cubs
JG 2774 Cubs
PL 2663 ChiSox
BD 2639 ChiSox
LD 2593 Cubs
FS 2436 Cubs
SC 2358 Yanks
JJ. 2201 Braves
OA 2168 Blue Jays

Looks like most went for a Chicago staff today. No second city for me!!
Posted By: fathersson

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/11/03 01:26 PM

SC, the Yanks look good last night with the bats, But 8 errors. Against DETROIT!
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/11/03 01:54 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by SC:
Looks like most went for a Chicago staff today. No second city for me!!
Good luck SC! I just couldn't bring myself to go to the well a third time with the Yankers!
Posted By: Big Daddy Don

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/11/03 02:24 PM

By now you know I have been working on impressions of many of you. I think I have finally - after weeks of work finally have a new one to offer - any guesses??



When you gain ground on me - for more than one day - then I shall bow down and kiss your feet.



I am still taking the high road though .... :p
Posted By: fathersson

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/11/03 03:43 PM

What is that sound, Oh yea it is the Sixty Minutes theme playing and ticking by.

Yes, you are right, It has been more then 24 hours!

How much higher on the road are you looking towards?

You better be careful LDV at this rate some of us in the Single Header Divison may just catch you before the seasons end.
Even tho having the same PS isn't going to help us much today.

That headache you have is from Big Daddy doing the Victory dance on you.
Posted By: Lucky_Luciano

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/11/03 04:14 PM

Anyone rooting for SF? :p
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/11/03 06:13 PM

The only time any of us root for a particular team is when we have their Pitching Staff that day or a bunch of their offensive players.

So today, no. Probably no one is rooting for SF.

Moving along...

IT'S RAINING IN PUERTO RICO !!!


The only trouble is, it rains there for 15 minutes, and then the next thing you know the damn sun is shining.
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/11/03 06:31 PM

Taking my cue from Bad Daddy, "Raindrops keep falling on my head..." No, wait, cut that...

The rain has stopped!
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/11/03 06:48 PM

4 - 1 Twins... Some people must be wishing that it's raining in Chicago instead of Puerto Rico...
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/11/03 08:09 PM

P.S. Sosa is a bitch.
Posted By: SC

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/11/03 08:10 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by J Geoff:
P.S. Sosa is a bitch.
Careful now......he might cork ya!
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/11/03 08:27 PM

Looks like we're ALL getting corked today... :rolleyes:
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/11/03 08:59 PM

Thursday's picks:

DB 2798 Cubs (10) 28 2826
JG 2774 Cubs (10) 27 2801
PL 2663 ChiSox (14) 21 2684
BD 2639 ChiSox (14) 41 2680
LD 2593 Cubs (10) 31 2624
FS 2436 Cubs (10) 47 2483
SC 2358 Yanks (24) 54 2412
OA 2168 Blue Jays (28) 44 2212
JJ. 2201 Braves (-13) 9 2210
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/11/03 09:13 PM

Well, the Cubbies gave it a run in the end. Still lost though...
Posted By: Big Daddy Don

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/11/03 09:24 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Don Sicilia:
Well, the Cubbies gave it a run in the end. Still lost though...


Posted By: fathersson

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/11/03 11:33 PM

So what is the matter?
Dam, you knew Suckie Sammy is all or nothing!
Posted By: SC

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/12/03 01:55 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by J Geoff:
Looks like we're ALL getting corked today...
What you mean "ALL", second city man? :p
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/12/03 02:56 AM

Quite a day for the "Big Three". Horrible pitching, and, if it can be believed, worse offense.

Looks like we have to include BD now, and make it a "Big Four"
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/12/03 03:56 AM

"Big Three"? Looks like the "Big Two" to me... :p
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/12/03 04:01 AM

Yeah. yeah, yeah....

Philly gets 8 runs and 16 hits, and my guy goes 0-5.

And WTF made me take Lofton over Podsednik at the same price?

And don't count me out just yet. Remember my meteoric rise from the basement at the beginning of the second half.

There are still
--------------------
17 days to go
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/12/03 04:16 AM

Tell me about it. YTF did I take Biggio, for even MORE money than Podsey? Bastid went 0-1. :rolleyes: Then Konerko doesn't show up. Mr Phelps gave me a whole pinch-hit walk. But, I'm not the only one looking for his/her offense today...
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/12/03 07:10 AM

Friday

DB 2826 Expos
JG 2801 Royals
PL 2684 Giants
BD 2680 Wood
LD 2624 Wood
FS 2483 Wood
SC 2412 Mariners
OA 2212 Blue Jays
JJ. 2210 Mariners
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/12/03 01:58 PM

You know what I hate more than an impotent pitching staff... an impotent offense.

Seriously, a pitching staff can screw you over every once in a while. That's a given. But nine guys deciding they can't hit all in the same night...
Posted By: fathersson

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/12/03 02:28 PM

OH BOY, Here they go again! They get up on top and then think they will stay perfect for ever! They don't even give you an Alert any more, what is the world coming to?

It looks like we now have three divisons:
Two Double header Divisons: Top Two are feeling like they are all alone up there!

Great Night SC, Better then everyone else in our league!

17 days to get on top of LDV. I am making progress each day! It is alot more fun then chasing Big Daddy!

Seems like people get quiet when they have a bad night.

Please remember Sammy will suck so be warned!

Come on, do you want to pick some football?!
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/12/03 02:52 PM

I have been a bit preoccupied lately as is proved in my status in this whole stupid game... I neglected to comment about Webb's performance the other night. I watched this game on TV and thought for sure I would have negative numbers!

Quote:
Originally posted by J Geoff:
LD 2547 D-Backs (17) 46 2593
Woo-Hoo! But still smack in 5th place

I haven't really had a lot of time lately to put thought into my picks. I thought NOT putting thought into my picks and throwing caution to the wind would be a GOOD thing! I simply cannot get ahead!

And yes Big Daddy...the weekend approaches. I may all but fade away completely!

Ok, 'nuff of that. I never give up!
Posted By: fathersson

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/12/03 03:34 PM

By the way the gentleman in 6th place is wondering if you wouldn't mind slipping into that little black number with the short hemline!

Maybe I wouldn't be so attentive with my picks then!

After all there is some wood going on in the middle of the league with some of the younger players!
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/12/03 03:58 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by La Dolce Vita:
I have been a bit preoccupied lately as is proved in my status in this whole stupid game...

I haven't really had a lot of time lately to put thought into my picks...

And yes Big Daddy...the weekend approaches...
These excuses and more can be found in Chapter 9 of Buffy's book! :p
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/12/03 09:47 PM

For those following the Cubbies game, is the ERA for Guthrie infinity or undefined for today's game??? :p

Just as long as the Cubbies win, I'm happy.
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/12/03 10:08 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Don Sicilia:
For those following the Cubbies game....
Um, you KNOW I am.

What the frick? Basically a no hitter into the 5th inning and then all hell breaks loose. and now a rain delay!

Yeah I want the Cubbies to win too. I could use the 5 positive points. :rolleyes:

Happy hour begins here in 52 minutes. I may have to drown my sorrows - big time!
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/12/03 11:01 PM

P.P.S. Sosa is still a bitch.
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/12/03 11:12 PM

Why the freak is T.J. Tucker starting for the Expos???
Posted By: Big Daddy Don

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/12/03 11:37 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Don Sicilia:
Why the freak is T.J. Tucker starting for the Expos???
Man that sucks when it happens. I feel your pain. :p

And your Cubs suck also.
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/12/03 11:45 PM

Quote:
[quote]Originally posted by Don Sicilia:
[b] Why the freak is T.J. Tucker starting for the Expos???
[/b][/quote]Um, I failed to notice a "whine alert"

And whaddya complainin' about? The Mutts can't score runs. And if the do, the bull-shit-pen will give 'em right back.
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/12/03 11:47 PM

Friday

DB 2826 Expos (18) 47 2873
JG 2801 Royals (6) 24 2825
PL 2684 Giants (30) 47 2731
BD 2680 Wood (10) 24 2704
LD 2624 Wood (10) 34 2658
FS 2483 Wood (10) 42 2525
SC 2412 Mariners (20) 41 2453
OA 2212 Blue Jays (24) 35 2247
JJ. 2210 Mariners (20) 70 2280
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/12/03 11:56 PM

Freakin' ESPN's live feed is out again? I hate that. 1-0 Mets. 1-0 Tigers.

3-0 Tigers :rolleyes:
2-1 Montreal

Looks like the feed is coming back... not that I want to see this...
Posted By: fathersson

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/13/03 12:12 AM

The world is falling apart, ESPN too.


This woody only gave 10 today.

Time to Bang out some hits with the bats.
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/13/03 12:34 AM

Why'd I pick the Royals you ask? Well, they're cheap as hell (and figured I could get better offense), and, they're playing Detroit.

Would I do it again? Probably. But not with Paul freakin' Abbott -- WTF was I thinking??
Posted By: fathersson

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/13/03 12:40 AM

Sure I have seen that system- Pick anyone that is playing Detroit! That will get you 5 points for each win, BUT?

They soon will have the worst record in Baseball history!
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/13/03 12:43 AM

[WhineAlert]

Maroth is a 20 GAME LOSER for chrissakes! Now he's throwing a 4-hit shutout into 6 innings?? Tigers are 37-108. KC at least has a winning record. Dammit. Freakin' KC. Where's the Sunshine Band tonight? Kings of Crap.

And to top it all off... all that "offense" I paid for is limper than Wood today!
Posted By: fathersson

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/13/03 12:53 AM

Makes you sick, doesn't it. Makes you want to run to the old cookie jar and eat everything in there doesn't it!

and they get paid big bucks to play a kids game!
Posted By: Beth E

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/13/03 01:08 AM

I just had one of the strangest moments of my life. I'm watching the Braves game, and there's a left fielder for the Marlins, Jeff Conine!! Umm...wasn't he an Oriole? And then their relief pitcher is Rick Helling. Hello!! When did all this freakin happen? I know, it might help if I watched an Oriole game every now and then. But I figure I get enough torture in my day. I felt like I'd been in a coma for awhile and just got out and the whole world changed and I don't know when it happened.
Posted By: fathersson

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/13/03 01:44 AM

Put the bottle away Bethie
Posted By: Beth E

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/13/03 02:19 AM

The bad part about it is I'm completely sober.
Posted By: fathersson

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/13/03 02:27 AM

Then take my advise and start drinking and fast!

and to anyone with Suckie Sammy Sosa tonight grab an extra bottle because Sammy sucked the big one once again!
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/13/03 06:14 AM

Mr. Jason Schmidt
San Francisco Giants
Pacific Bell Park
24 Willie Mays Plaza
San Francisco CA 94107

September 13, 2003

Dear Mr. Schmidt:

Thank you for the wonderful game you pitched last night.

I am in a Fantasy Baseball League, and last night you were
my starting pitcher.

I won the first half of the season, and although I am probably
too far behind to win the second half, I am still in the lead
for total overall points, which, after all, is what really counts.

My lead had shrunk to under 50 points, but the 30 points you got
me last night really helped to put some distance between myself
and the guy chasing me.

Thanks again for a great performance, and best of luck to you and
the Giants in the post season.

Yours truly,
P. Lawrence
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/13/03 06:51 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by plawrence:
Dear Mr. Schmidt:......
Is this supposed to get me excited about meeting you again Sunday or what?? :p Maybe I should do what Buffy always asks me to do -- kick you in the shins...
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/13/03 06:59 AM

Waiting around for the rosters to lock?
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/13/03 07:00 AM

Yup!

Tho, I am very nervous... and only cuz of weather...
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/13/03 07:06 AM

Me too.

But as I said in my letter to Mr.Schmidt, right now, with only 16 days to go, the only thing I'm worried about is the guy chasing me.

And I knew what you'd be doing, so I had to play defense.
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/13/03 07:08 AM

Saturday

DB 2873 LA
JG 2825 NYY
PL 2731 NYY
BD 2704 LA
LD 2658 NYY
FS 2525 NYY
SC 2453 NYY
OA 2247 Toronto
JJ. 2280 Seattle

(NYY/TB d-h)
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/13/03 07:11 AM

Defense.... is right here

No one picked Tampa Bay?!?!
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/13/03 07:14 AM



Things so busy today, I didn't look at my palm pilot all day. Otherwise, I would have remembered this freaking doubleheader.

I hate this game.

FS, you can officially count me in the non-doubleheader league.

And oh yea,

Also, I notice that Pork is pulling out all the stops. He finally got rid of A-Rod for tomorrow.
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/13/03 07:17 AM

Douche... you look at your PALM five, six times a day... but not your PDA?? :p But don't worry... freakin' Yanks (except for yesterday) play down to their competition, so they'll freakin lose... don't worry... AND... if they don't lose... they'll be rained out... :rolleyes: :rolleyes:
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/13/03 07:18 AM

Excuses, excuses, excuses.

If I were you, I'd start doing my rain dance now.

You know, there's probably only 3 members on this whole website logged in now, and it's us :rolleyes:
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/13/03 07:19 AM

Saving me the trouble of jinxing you, Pork??!!

O.K., how does reverse, reverse psychology work??? :p
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/13/03 07:22 AM

Douche, I got 2 Masters Degrees in Psych... but they never taught us that one...

BUT - if you're talking double-reverse-CURSE... I got THAT down pat!

Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/13/03 07:25 AM

(Still waiting for Plaw's stats on who's got whom in the d-h...)
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/13/03 07:26 AM

I'll start doing the rain dance tomorrow, Plaw. Too tired now...

How is the weather in NY?? I better go check.

And I don't see my palm 5 or 6 times a day... it's 4 max!

But you know what Pork... real men don't count!
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/13/03 07:29 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by J Geoff:
(Still waiting for Plaw's stats on who's got whom in the d-h...)
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/13/03 07:32 AM

Ah, yes... 'twas time for me to stop fucking around with the worthless piece of crap. A Rod is a great thing to have, but it's time to play offense as well.... especially since he's been pulling a "Sosa" on me!

Four times/day max, huh? No wonder you missed the d-h... all the info you need is right there...! That IS what you were talking about, right??
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/13/03 07:33 AM

Alright, I'm going to have to say good night to you two... But before I leave, I hope that you both have a pleasant evening and may the doubleheader work out for the both of you, really! (Pssstt... I was only sincere on one of those wishes...)

May the clouds and Tampa Bay earned runs be plentiful!

Rain drops keep falling on Yankee heads...

(Taking my cue from Bad Daddy) The sun won't come out, tomorrow...
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/13/03 07:39 AM

quote:
Originally posted by Don Sicilia:
I hope that you both have a pleasant evening and may the doubleheader work out for the both of you, really!
Posted By: fathersson

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/13/03 11:38 AM

Sorry Guys, I am just leaving for Canada and will be gone all day and night. JUst wanted to check in and see whos whining! and trash talking!

PEE Lawrence is still trying to spin that crap about the OVERALL WIN I see. Poor old Guy is falling down hill fast!

A-Rod Does suck at the moment just like suckie Samma Sosa

I hope you don't put all your eggs in one basket. At least most are with the same PS.
Have agreat day and keep up the trash talk!

I see I made more movement to get on top of BuffY last night, only 16 more to go!
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/13/03 12:26 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by fathersson:
I am just leaving for Canada and will be gone all day and night.
Have a nice trip.

Don't get hit by any hockey pucks. :rolleyes:
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/13/03 02:09 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by J Geoff:
Maybe I should do what Buffy always asks me to do -- kick you in the shins...
Shins? SHINS? Um, yeah, well allright. Shins.

DO IT TOMORROW!!! "Buffy says hello..."

So I see everyone was up late last night talking about their palms. Sorry I missed it. Not that I would have had a lot on hand to contribute

It will be a full weekend...I hope to be 2-0 in football tomorrow. Even though plaw "doesn't care" about fantasy football...could I get a more interested opponent? Maybe next week, huh Big Daddy??
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/13/03 02:16 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by La Dolce Vita:

plaw "doesn't care" about fantasy football...could I get a more interested opponent?
It's not that I don't care. Maybe I'll get into it more after baseball is over.

Right now, what I am most concerned with is my overall lead and holding off JG.

And BTW, it's raining like mad here right now.
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/13/03 02:54 PM

Raining like mad... I hope the rain doesn't come too early... :p

By the way, Bears tickets on sale starting at 12 PM Chicago time. Come get 'em now!
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/13/03 03:00 PM

It's not raining here at all. Maybe they should come here to play at our minor league stadium?

Rain. I knew I shouldn't have picked a NY team the day TIS and SB come into town!
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/13/03 03:04 PM

Saturday

DB 2873 LA ()
JG 2825 NYY (7)+(19) 47+
PL 2731 NYY (7)+(19) 76+
BD 2704 LA ()
LD 2658 NYY (7)+(19) 77+
FS 2525 NYY (7)+(19) 63+
SC 2447 NYY (7)+(19) 59+
JJ. 2273 Seattle ()
OA 2247 Toronto (19) 47+ (17 pts for Sexson)
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/13/03 03:18 PM

For those interested ( PL ), here are the overall standings:

PL 7506 (started 1 day late)
JG 7441
LD 7252 (started 2 days late)
DB 7198 (started 1 day late)
BD 6838 (started 10 days late)
SC 6278 (started 1 day late)
OA 6103 (started 8 days late)
JJ 4261 (started 8+ weeks late)
FS 3596 (started 10+ weeks late)
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/13/03 04:26 PM

By way of explanation, it's not for myself that I keep making a big deal about the overall standings. It's really for the benefit of JG.

Remember the strike-shortened 1981 baseball season? They missed about two months, and wound up dividing the season into two "halves". The winners of each division for each half met in a playoff series, and the winners went on to play for the pennant.

Well, what happened was, in the National League, both St. Louis and Cincinnati finished with the best overall records, but failed to make the playoffs because they didn't finish first in either half.

Wouldn't it be a shame if JG wound up finishing second in both halves, but overall had the most points and was unable to lay claim to "officially" winning anything?

I'm looking out for JG, that's all.
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/13/03 04:49 PM



Keep on back-peddling there, buddy! You got scared that I've gotten so close, huh? I think if I go back to old posts you were talking about overall combined scores... unless you deleted those posts now :p
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/13/03 04:54 PM

Jeez, just trying to look out for the guy, and this is the thanks that I get.. :rolleyes:

So lemme ask ya, JG:

Would you rather win the second half, but finish second in overall points, or

Would you rather finish first in overall points, but not win either half?

And, no, you may not answer "both"
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/13/03 05:03 PM

That's a tough one. Seems I lose either way! If I had to choose... I'd rather win the second half (cuz that couldn't be taken away from me) than overall. Overall is fairly meaningless, cuz it's two different games, and people started at different times. It's harder to win when people don't start 10 days late. :p

Now if I could only shake this douche...!
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/13/03 05:15 PM

NYY/TB Double-Header

Saturday

DB - none
JG NYY - Posada, Nick, Sori, Rolls, DJ, Matsui, Huff
PL NYY - Posada, Giambi, Sori, Rolls, DJ, Craw, Bernie, Huff
BD - none
LD NYY - Posada, Giambi, Marlon, Rolls, DJ, Matsui, Bernie, Huff
FS NYY - Giambi, DJ, Matsui, Huff
SC NYY - no offense
JJ. - Bernie
OA - Baldelli
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/13/03 05:17 PM

P.P.P.S. Weaver is a bitch.
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/13/03 05:20 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by J Geoff:
Now if I could only shake this douche...!
It's all in the way you apply it, JG... not that I would know.

By the way, things looking mighty interesting in the first game...

Also, a question for the baseball experts...

When does an error affect a scored run being earned vs. unearned? I know all runs scored after a two-out error are generally unearned. How about when there are less than two outs?
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/13/03 05:34 PM

I'd say if the run wouldn't have scored except for the error, then it'd be unearned.
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/13/03 05:46 PM

Bernie Williams just homered...

Also, notables not playing in Game 1... Posada, Rolls
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/13/03 05:46 PM

Of course Bernie hits a homer... now I'm waiting for Giambi to do this same thing... since I didn't take either one!! (Gonna be a looooong day!)

And while I'm at it, why isn't that wimp Rolls playing both games?

As for Posada, you can't expect the catcher to play both games, so that was a given...
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/13/03 07:30 PM

Strange mangerial move by Torre...

They bring in Jeff Nelson who faces one batter, Al Martin who is issued an intentional walk. They then take out Nelson to bring in another reliever.

Another observation... the Devil Rays stink with runners in scoring position.
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/13/03 08:42 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by J Geoff:
Of course Bernie hits a homer...
Make it two homers. :p

"Burn Bernie, Burn" (John Sterling)
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/13/03 08:52 PM

[Super-Sized Mega Whine Alert]

I hate this game. Not only did I miss Bernie's TWO homers (I was in the car, turned the radio on, heard it, put a CD in)...

...I was also this >.< close to taking Sierra... WTF?! AND the topper... MATSUI GOT HURT?!?!!

What a fucking disaster.

I don't deserve second place, let alone first place. I may not play next year.
Posted By: SC

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/13/03 09:24 PM

W-T-F?? I pick a p.s. that wins the game and I get NO POINTS??!?

The Yankees suck!

This game sucks!!
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/13/03 09:52 PM

While you are right that the Yankees suck, according to the box score, I calculated 7 pts for the first game. Obviously the game site has yet another glitch cuz it only shows 8 IP...
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/13/03 11:52 PM

Notables not playing in the second game... Nick Johnson, Soriano
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/14/03 12:00 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by Don Sicilia:
Notables not playing in the second game... Nick Johnson, Soriano
You lookin' for a slap? :p AT LEAST Matsui is playing... for my pathetic roster...
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/14/03 12:12 AM

FUCK GIAMBI!!! DAMMIT!!!!

Giambi and Bernie were in horrible slumps until I DON'T PICK THEM??

Clean up Third for me Plaw... I'm moving in... :rolleyes:
Posted By: fathersson

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/14/03 04:22 AM

Just got home and I see you all are in full bloom!
By the way Canada is hurting alot more then the USA.

Opps better go and pick a PS and players for tommorrow!
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/14/03 05:13 AM

Saturday

DB 2873 LA (34) 57 2930
JG 2825 NYY (7)+(19) 54 2879
PL 2731 NYY (7)+(19) 76 2807
BD 2704 LA (34) 54 2758
LD 2658 NYY (7)+(19) 77 2735
FS 2525 NYY (7)+(19) 70 2595
SC 2447 NYY (7)+(19) 59 2506
JJ. 2273 Seattle (23) 69 2342
OA 2247 Toronto (19) 49 2296 (Sexson 17 pts)
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/14/03 05:20 AM

Wheeeww... That was a relief.

Missing that doubleheader didn't cost me as much as I thought.

Buffy, your Kevin Brown saved my butt today!
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/14/03 05:33 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by Don Sicilia:
Missing that doubleheader didn't cost me as much as I thought.
It cost me by not missing it :rolleyes: Ahh well. How many days left, Plaw?
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/14/03 08:20 AM

15 days to go.

And, Hey Everyone:

Did you know that JG is in a College Football pick 'em game, and didn't invite us to play?

My feelings are hurt...
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/14/03 09:59 AM

Sunday

DB 57 2930 Cubs
JG 54 2879 Cubs
PL 76 2807 Cubs
BD 54 2758 LA
LD 77 2735 Cubs
FS 70 2595 Cubs
SC 59 2506 Phil
JJ. 69 2342 Seat
OA 49 2296 Toro
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/14/03 03:11 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by plawrence:
Did you know that JG is in a College Football pick 'em game, and didn't invite us to play?
College Pick'em I don't take seriously. It works differently (more points for underdogs) so ALL I do is pick the underdogs. I get maybe 3-5 correct/week but enough points to keep me hovering around 90%. (Last year I ended up at 99.92%).

I don't follow or watch college ball, it's just for ESPN Uber Points. If you click my name in the BBC Group, then click on "Uber Results", you'll see all the games I've played this year (and have played since 2000 - tho I started in 1997). (I've started many games late, so percentage points reflect that ).

In fact, Plaw, you played hoops Triple Double w/o telling us? Looks like I kicked your ass in that one (76% vs 97%) :p

All the live games are available to anyone here: http://games.espn.go.com/

Now... back to bidness: I hate this game.
Posted By: fathersson

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/14/03 03:38 PM

News Flash- ESPN'S Fantasy Baseball Games Hates EVERYONE!

Now you can get over it, or start major medical insurance papers out for the rest of your life!
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/14/03 07:41 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by J Geoff:


In fact, Plaw, you played hoops Triple Double w/o telling us? Looks like I kicked your ass in that one (76% vs 97%) :p

I never really played; I don't even remember what I did or what it was. Around playoff time, I think? I guess I picked a team, but never did anything after that. Never even looked at it, as a matter of fact.
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/15/03 05:00 AM

Sunday

DB 2930 Cubs (26) 51 2981
JG 2879 Cubs (26) 43 2922
PL 2807 Cubs (26) 68 2875
BD 2758 LA (31) 64 2822
LD 2735 Cubs (26) 48 2783
FS 2595 Cubs (26) 47 2642
SC 2506 Phil (10) 38 2544
JJ. 2342 Seat (14) 27 2369
OA 2296 Toro (7) 46 2342
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/15/03 09:17 AM

Monday

DB 51 2981 Bost
JG 43 2922 KC
PL 68 2875 Minn
BD 64 2822 Minn
LD 48 2783 Atl
FS 47 2642 Bost
SC 38 2544 Bost
JJ. 27 2369 Seatt
OA 46 2342 Toro
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/15/03 12:35 PM

Congrats FS on winning week 23! Second time in the last 3 weeks... Maybe you are getting those fun-da-men-tals down now... :p

Now, celebrate and go have some fun by yelling at alpacinofan some more! :p
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/15/03 12:53 PM

Also, a congrats to Bad Daddy for winning Survivor football! He was in a zone this season, picking two, count 'em two, correct winners! Hey, that's two more than any of us!
Posted By: fathersson

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/15/03 05:16 PM

Well Thanks for catching that and posting it.

In my best Brando Voice:

If I only could have caught those other Double Headers I could have been a contender! I could have been famous.


I also could have been on top of LDV by now!

I have learned alot more then I thought so far in this game. I still screw up and forget to check a few things now and then and then pay for it the next day, but so much is not anyones fault but pussy ball players and mother nature.

I think I would do beter next year, that is if I was playing next year!

I hope I do all right this week as things are getting close to the end! You guys are looking good up there on top.
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/15/03 05:27 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by fathersson:

I also could have been on top of LDV by now!

You guys are SOOOOO missionary! :rolleyes:



Hey, I feel good today. I let a scrub who is not even playing beat me last week. :rolleyes:

Oh, the humanity!
Posted By: Big Daddy Don

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/15/03 05:35 PM

Since I have still not collected on my bet (of course the welching and loopholes are already kicking in high gear) and since I have so far exceeded what was required for the bet - 3 times longer than what was required - just wondering what's the likelihood I can trade 'up' :p
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/15/03 06:03 PM

I'm not welching on our bet....

I said before, if you can find a way to get your feet next to my lips, I will kiss, suck and otherwise lick furiously - (your feet, that is, as to satisfy our bet)

In the meantime, saving my money to buy dinner after this baseball season is over. But same priniciple, he would have to occupy the same space as me to make that happen.

so how bad do you guys want me to pay up? I am a good sport. I can't help it if geography comes into play.

However DoucheMan DID make good on his bet with that sincere and poignant ode to my wonderful Niners.

And I still have bets on fantasy football. Still fuzzy as to what is on the table Big Daddy. Perhaps you can kiss something of mine...
Posted By: fathersson

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/15/03 06:09 PM

quote:
Originally posted by La Dolce Vita:
I let a scrub who is not even playing beat me last week.

Come on over here you dirty girl. I'll show you how a guy can put some color in your cheeks!
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/15/03 08:02 PM

Now that was taking innuendo to a next level, huh FS?!

I had to read that a couple of times to come to your definition of "beat".

Now can we get back to business here... :p
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/15/03 11:53 PM

Monday

DB 2981 Bost (27)
JG 2922 KC (14)
PL 2875 Minn (12)
BD 2822 Minn (12)
LD 2783 Atl (19)
FS 2642 Bost (27)
SC 2544 Bost (27)
JJ. 2369 Seatt (2)
OA 2342 Toro (dnp)

ESPN game, again, screwed up. Calculated PS pts manually. Don't trust offensive pts as of yet.
Posted By: OleificioAndreassi

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/16/03 01:36 AM

damn im last how'd that happen?
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/16/03 01:40 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by OleificioAndreassi:
damn im last how'd that happen?
Shit happens when you don't actively play for a week. I was actually gonna remove you from the daily list if it kept up... :p
Posted By: OleificioAndreassi

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/16/03 01:51 AM

yea but is a head of like 4 ppl a lil bit ago

owell, i got da pig-pick thang goin for me now
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/16/03 10:08 AM

Tuesday

DB 60 3041 Bost
JG 33 2955 Bost
PL 67 2942 Bost
BD 42 2864 Bost
LD 39 2822 Bost
FS 52 2694 Bost
SC 72 2616 Bost
JJ. 14 2383 Seatt
OA 28 2370 Tex

No Prior? No Loaiza?
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/16/03 01:50 PM

Wow... 7 players going with Pedro today... I guess it's up to the offenses today!

Hmmmm... maybe I should start playing

DEE-FENSE DEE-FENSE!

Let me see... who does Pork and Plaw have on their rosters???
Posted By: fathersson

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/16/03 03:24 PM

You wonder how many in the whole Fantasy League have Pedro today! No wonder they pay him so much!
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/16/03 03:45 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by fathersson:
You wonder how many in the whole Fantasy League have Pedro today! No wonder they pay him so much!
We'll find out later when they post the "% Owned" statistic...
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/16/03 04:11 PM

Offense? NOW you tell me. Ugh, my offense is horrible today. My time was tight yesterday -I'm not really sure WHO I threw together!

I get the DT's when there are no afternoon games.
Posted By: fathersson

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/16/03 04:32 PM

As they say in those old horror films:
I think it was The Night of the lLiving Dead:

Hunched over, hands reaching out,Dragging my foot as I walk:

LDV: I'm coming for you!

15 days left. Just a litle bit every day!
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/17/03 04:56 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by plawrence:
No Prior?
Um, yeah. Hindsight...

Just getting around to looking at everyone's roster. I can tell we have been playing this game WAY too long. Do you realize we pretty much all have the same players spread out among us. I mean, Sanders? Durazo? Cabrera? Alfonzo?

Some of us are getting better at picking the gems. We used to see alot of lineups with Bonds, Sosa, Jeter and Gonzo. THAT got old fast.

Congrats to Pork and anyone else who had Lieberthal. I am pretty much predictable in my Javy pick EVERY freakin' day....


EDIT: I just noticed Mister Olive Oil OA picked Hidalgo. 22 points. That HAS to be the record for our group here. Way to pick 'em!
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/17/03 06:20 AM

Tuesday

DB 3041 Bost (25) 52 3093
JG 2955 Bost (25) 63 3018
PL 2942 Bost (25) 70 3012
BD 2864 Bost (25) 65 2929
LD 2822 Bost (25) 57 2879
FS 2694 Bost (25) 49 2743
SC 2616 Bost (25) 58 2674
OA 2370 Tex (9) 50 2420
JJ. 2383 Seatt (-13) 24 2407
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/17/03 08:39 AM

Wednesday

DB 52 3093 Toro
JG 63 3018 Toro
PL 70 3012 SF
BD 65 2929 Toro
LD 57 2879 Toro
FS 49 2743 Toro
SC 58 2674 Toro
OA 50 2420 Tex
JJ. 24 2407 Seatt
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/17/03 08:56 AM

Mr. Jason Schmidt
San Francisco Giants
Pacific Bell Park
24 Willie Mays Plaza
San Francisco CA 94107

September 17, 2003

Dear Mr. Schmidt:

Remember me?

I wrote to you after your last start,
thanking you for the great game you
pitched, and telling you how much it
helped me in the Fantasy League I'm in.

Well, I have you on my team again tonight,
and the thing is, everyone else in the
league took that guy on Toronto, Hallady.

The way our league works is, there's
a salary cap, so you don't want to
necessarily pick the best pitcher
each day, you want the best value.

You cost me 6.0 against my cap, while
Hallady only cost 4.1. That means my
opponents had an extra 1.9 to spend on
their offensive players.

I was thisclose to taking him also, but
I decided to remain loyal to a guy who did
so much for me last week. So I'm asking for
a really great game again, like maybe a
2 or 3 hit shutout with 10 or 12 strikeouts.

By the way, did I mention that I'm a quadraplegic,
confined to a wheelchair, typing this by
sticking a pencil in my mouth, whose only
joy in life is from fantasy baseball?

Yours truly,

plawrence
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/17/03 09:14 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by La Dolce Vita:
I just noticed Mister Olive Oil OA picked Hidalgo. 22 points. That HAS to be the record for our group here. Way to pick 'em!
I had Rich Sexson on April 25.

4-5, 3 homers and a double, 4 runs, 5 RBIs, 23 points. :p

Playing this game too long? Oh, yeah. That's me.
Posted By: SC

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/17/03 11:41 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by plawrence:
I was thisclose to taking him also, but
I decided to remain loyal to a guy who did
so much for me last week.
*cough* SUCK UP *cough*
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/17/03 12:12 PM

Mr. Plawrence
General Delivery
New Jersey, USA

September 17, 2003

Dear Mr. Plawrence:

I remember you. You were the one who sent me a box of chocolates and 3 dozen long-stem roses. I would love to help you out (I like chocolate).

I was going to fly out to Detroit and smack Roy in the kneecaps while he slept, but then I realized that someone named Pork picked him for today. Since the Curse of Pork is so strong, I don't have to bother.

Besides, I am awesome. The Padres suck. There is NO way I can pitch poorly versus Bynum. My team owns him. My only suprise is that no one chose to go with Wood today. Well, he sucks, too. I am the best. You will NOT be disappointed in my performance this evening, and your money has been well-spent!

Yours truly,

Jason

xoxoxo
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/17/03 12:17 PM

Trying the old "Curse Of The Pork", huh?

Well, it won't work. I am Hot. Scalding. Burning. Scorching. On Fire.


To wit:

Standings on the morning of Friday, 9/12

DB 2826
JG 2801
PL 2684

Last 5 days:

DB 47-57-51-60-52 Total 267
JG 24-54-43-33-63 Total 217
PL 47-76-68-67-70 Total 328

11 days to go. A long time.
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/17/03 12:32 PM



:p
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/17/03 02:01 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by plawrence:
I am Hot. Scalding. Burning. Scorching. On Fire.
I believe you can now buy something over the counter to remedy that.
Posted By: fathersson

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/17/03 02:56 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by plawrence:

I am Hot. Scalding. Burning. Scorching. On Fire.


Sounds like PEE-Lawrence has the clap. I bet you pick the wrong street walker on you big meeting last Thurday.You should have paid more and stop trying to say money for your offense! After all everything in life isn't like Fantasy Baseball and no you don't catch that from eating under cooked veal.
Posted By: Big Daddy Don

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/17/03 02:58 PM

Seems like there was another message that was recently sent.

Mr. Jason Schmidt
San Francisco Giants
Pacific Bell Park
24 Willie Mays Plaza
San Francisco CA 94107

September 17, 2003

Dear Mr. Schmidt:

It’s me again!

I know I just wrote you but I didn’t want to take the chance that you did not receive my original message.

I just wanted to ensure that you know how important it is that I have you pitch a good game for me today.

There is not a lot of time left and I have some serious ground to make up and I am at a loss as to what is going on. In case you have not heard, I usually do quite well in these games. I am assuming you have heard of some of my many accomplishments - I am so quick to tell anyone and everyone of that. But in case you haven’t I was the 1st half champion and that is something nobody can take away from me and also in case you haven’t heard I do very well in office football Pick’em pool. Matter of fact I almost always win.

However, I seem to be in a rut and thus the reason I need your help. I am pretty much in dead last in the Pickem pool I am in. I lost in the very first week in a Survivor Pool, I am in third place in baseball in the second half, losing to a guy named Douche and another one that calls himself ‘Pork’ – what is up with those guys? In fantasy football, I am 0-2 and even lost to a ‘chick’.

As I mentioned I just don’t understand what has been happening lately and that is why, once again I come to you looking for assistance. Hell, I even grew my mustache back thinking it would bring me luck, but to no avail. The ladies do 'dig' it though.

Anyway don’t want to be a nag but I really really really really really really really really need you to do well tonight. If so I will buy a wear a Giants hat all weekend – deal ?

Your ever faithful desperate, grasping at straws fan

plawrence

Posted By: fathersson

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/17/03 03:15 PM

Mr. Jason Schmidt
San Francisco Giants
Pacific Bell Park
24 Willie Mays Plaza
San Francisco CA 94107

Dear so called Fans:

F@CK -YOU- I am only going to work as hard as I have to to get a win for my team. No, I am not going to pitch a 12 strikeout shutout or kill my self for some Fantasy Internet game!

Do you know what they pay me! I'm going to take it easy on my arm and hope to get a few extra seasons out of it otherwise I have to sell cars in New Jersey or something. So suck it up and write to someone that cares! Try Roger Clemens, he is getting older and I understand he love letters from fruitcakes!
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/17/03 04:23 PM

Laugh, taunt, and trash-talk all you want, folks.

I'm just trying to inject a little humor into what must be a very tense situation for DB and JG (about to find themselves looking up at me once again), and all you guys (read FS, LD, and SC), who, at this point are pretty much totally out of it, want to do is make fun of me.

I will have the last laugh. And you know what they say about he who laughs last.
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/17/03 04:30 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by plawrence:
I'm just trying to inject a little humor into what must be a very tense situation for DB...
Tense situation for DB??? But I'm not pitching Wood today??! :p
Posted By: fathersson

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/17/03 05:44 PM

The only one who gets the last laugh is the old undertaker!and he gets paid to boot and a good penny I may added.

OK, everyone who is below Pee- Lawrence, STOP PLAYING! You are out of it so just stop what you are doing and don't waste your time picking a staff!

By the way I am leading the Single Header Divison so everyone below me just as well stop also! I have won the last two out of three weeks so you all don't stand a chance anyway!


Of Course some of us are just playing to get one more position on the ladder so we are going to keep going anyway! And hell I won two out of the last three weeks so why should I stop.

By the way I did tell you that I almost didn't play the whole first half right, so you guys are going to double my second half so I don'tlook so bad in the OVER ALL count Right!

After all isn't that what it is all about anyway? OVER ALL!

I think you better shave that hair is growing in the wrong Direction and crowding you.
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/17/03 07:55 PM

I never said that those who are out of it should stop playing.

After all, you need all the practice you can get. Especially those of you still trying to master the fundamentals. One of which is knowing when the doubleheaders are.
Posted By: Capo de La Cosa Nostra

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/17/03 08:38 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by plawrence:
I never said that those who are out of it should stop playing.

After all, you need all the practice you can get. Especially those of you still trying to master the fundamentals. One of which is knowing when the doubleheaders are.
Plaw, clear your PM box, please, or at least delete a few.

Mick
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/17/03 09:13 PM

Well, the secret is out.

I'm getting private tips from the UK.
Posted By: Big Daddy Don

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/17/03 09:17 PM

Knowing you, you are probably involved in some Fantasy Soccer League also ... :p
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/17/03 09:22 PM

I believe they call if "football" over there. Makes sense.

But no. I can barely concentrate on the "football" game I'm in over here.

I'm determined to win the friggin' baseball, so I've upped my study time from two to four hours per day for the stretch drive.

Doesn't leave time for much else....
Posted By: Big Daddy Don

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/17/03 09:32 PM

I am sure you still find a way to squeeze a few minutes in for porn though - right? Or are you like boxer and withholding from porn until the season is over.
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/17/03 10:07 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Don Sicilia:
I'm not pitching Wood today??! :p
LOL is right

4 hit shutout, 11 Ks, 1 walk, 38 points
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/17/03 10:09 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Big Daddy Don:
are you like boxer and withholding from porn until the season is over.
I'm cutting down on everything (especially, it seems, working) until the season is over.

I'm a man on a mission.
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/17/03 10:14 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by plawrence:
LOL is right

4 hit shutout, 11 Ks, 1 walk, [b]38 points
[/b]
The important thing, Plaw, is that you're not pitching Wood either!
Posted By: fathersson

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/17/03 10:33 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by plawrence:

I've upped my study time from two to four hours per day for the stretch drive.

Doesn't leave time for much else....
WOW, you are kidding aren't you? Then again you seem to have all these facts and figures and things. Christ, Pee-Lawrence I think you may need some real professional help here.

Factor in that you caught the double headers, let us say you take half of what you had those days (divide them by 2) and you aren't that much ahead of the rest of us. Man, if you spend that much time and am not on top and winning this thing by loads, you aren't getting your moneys worth.
A poster even with shipping and handling divided by how many hours- Dam talking about a third world labor rate!

Take it from me my friend, Get a life, maybe become a Big Brother/Mentor for some misguided kid like Ver/-cet/-ti or someone.

Sign,
Leader of two out of the three last weeks!
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/17/03 10:40 PM

I think he's calling you out, Plaw!

Come one, come all! Come see the Pulverizing Prince-PLaw take on the Fearsome Felon-Fatherson in a grudge match to the death.

FS, I think it's safe to say that we will all be getting our lives back once this game is over!

Until then... Plaw is trying to do something amazing (make up 100+ points over two weeks). He won't be successful, but admirable nonetheless. :p
Posted By: fathersson

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/17/03 10:47 PM

Don't tell me you too are spending your whole life on this? Christ what is the world coming to?

Look what the internet is doing to people!

What did you folks do during the blackout?
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/17/03 10:57 PM

No, I'm not spending my whole life on it, but I'm spending some time.

I think the whole point is, this is a competition and naturally, you want to win. Maybe competition is not so important to you and you take your wins when you can get them (leader 2 of the last 3 weeks or leader of the single-header division, etc...), but there is some pride to be taken out of winning the whole thing- especially those who have been here since day 1 (JG), day 2 (most of the rest of us), and day 11 (Bad Daddy)!

Anyway, just my opinion...
Posted By: SC

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/18/03 10:25 AM

Thursday's picks:

DB 3144 Cardinals
JG 3070 Toronto
PL 3059 Mets
BD 2992 Dodgers
LD 2934 Dodgers
FS 2819 ChiSox (2 missing hitters)??
SC 2739 Toronto
JJ. 2456 Mariners
OA 2452 Pirates
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/18/03 11:33 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by fathersson:


Take it from me my friend, Get a life, maybe become a Big Brother/Mentor for some misguided kid like Ver/-cet/-ti or someone.

That's not a bad idea. Vercetti and I, however wouldn't have much in common, I fear. He's too into video games and the like.

Perhaps you would like me to "mentor" you?

We could start with sdome spelling and grammar, and then move to Fantasy Baseball. With my tutelage, you could really learn the fundamentals.

Here's Rule #1: Make sure that everyone on your team is playing on a given day. If not, replace 'em. Forget the salary cap. You can't afford to hold onto guys who aren't playing, especially when you have as much ground to make up as you do. Seven games of anyone decent is almost always worth six games of anyone else.

Hope this helps. :p
Posted By: Big Daddy Don

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/18/03 12:38 PM

Post Master General
US Govt
Washington DC

Dear Sir / Madam;

Let me introduce myself.
I am a TAXPAYER!
That means that I pay your salary.

Now since that is clear I would like to
complain about a letter I sent to San Francisco
that was never delivered.

It was to a good friend of mine Mr. Jason Schmitt.
I needed a very big favor from him and because of
the complete incompetence of your entire organization, he never received it.

I had the opportunity to move into second place in my fantasy baseball league - instead I remain in third. There are only about 10 or 11 games left and I have no room to dilly-dally with incompetent people like those employed by your organization.

I would hope that this matter receives your immediate attention based upon it's critical nature. I plan to be sending a message similar to the one I sent to Mr. Schmidt daily over the next two weeks and I do not expect another incident such as this.

Pissed and Angry

Plawrence (3rd Place Fantasy Baseball Player)
Posted By: Big Daddy Don

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/18/03 12:42 PM

Dear Mr. Plawrence
3rd Place Fantasy Baseball League


Dear Mr. Plawrence;

I have received your recent letter and as Post Master General I was very upset to hear that our organization did not perform our duties. I opened an immediate investiagation into this matter and after significant costs we were able to determine the root cause of the problem.

You forgot to put a stamp on your letter.

Sincerly

The Post Master General
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/18/03 02:07 PM

Someone must be pulling your chain, BD.
I received a communication from Mr. Schmidt this morning, which I will quote in part herein:

"I hope you don't think I let you down last night. The first two innings were a little rocky, but I think I settled down nicely.

You can't reasonably expect more than 27 points on a given day, just as you certainly cannot expect the 33 points that the prick Hallady got."

I ain't complaining; I barely lost any ground because of everyone's putrid offense. I figure I got off lucky last night.
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/18/03 02:14 PM

This morning, I think I'll bring out an old classic...

Looks like I'm all alone with my Woody today!
Posted By: fathersson

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/18/03 03:18 PM

Good Morning all,

Boy, I got a good nights sleep last night.

SC, it was three players I missed filling last night. I was doing my team and noticed how many people weren't playing so I started with my PS which took me longer then I thought. I checked for Double headers! and then I had to think not only about who would beat each other but who would get me the most points. Now factor in the weather with Hurricane Isabel coming on shore and then a started changing my team members. So I jumped off the site to check something on the weather and checked out the Godfather website which seemed like it was down and I couldn't get on.

Anyway I was going to give up some of my best players who were not playing, but found it hard to decide when they are 1 million dollar cheaper then there current value. So the guys you are replacing them with are not as good.
It was just then when the phone rang and off I went. Out to spend so time with a friend who had a problem and needed a hand with something. Of course I never got in to late and just plain forgot to go back and finish my roster. Hey, things happen, and like I said before I was not going to let a Fantasy Game get in the way of real life!

Hell why not, Pee Lawrence told me that WE didn't have a chance anyway and now he tells me that my spelling / grammar and typing are bad too. What is a guy to do? A guy can slip up one night now can't he? I must be the luckiest guy around because I have more then one good night and still have a real life besides!

I could only imagine what it would be like if I made my living here with Fantasy Sports! Maybe I would spend four or more hours researching it. Hell, I think I spend to much time with the 30-45 minutes I spend now.

Sure is fun to play, and the trash talk and ball busting makes that much time all worth while. Good thing I am thick skinned and have huge shoulders to carry the load.
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/18/03 03:33 PM

30 - 45 minutes, huh, FS? That's actually more than I spend... 10 - 15 minutes max researching my team for the next day for me... Does that make me an even luckier man?? :p
Posted By: Big Daddy Don

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/18/03 03:41 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Don Sicilia:
30 - 45 minutes, huh, FS? That's actually more than I spend... 10 - 15 minutes max researching my team for the next day for me... Does that make me an even luckier man?? :p
Well don't forget you got that simulation video like game so that can cut down on your research time.
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/18/03 03:47 PM

Tricks of the trade, Bad Daddy, tricks of the trade!

Don't forget these research time-cutting websites:

http://www.weather.mlbstadiums.com
http://www.doubleheaders.mlb.com
http://www.mlbinjuries.com
http://www.mlbpersonalissues.com

and my favorite:

http://www.mlb
Posted By: fathersson

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/18/03 03:56 PM

Yes, 30 to 45 mins.
I start with baseball with PS taking the longest and then roster and in between I'm looking at statistics and sometimes I catch some neat info which I stop and look at. Check out some box scores and who doing what with the games in progress. Then back again till I am happy and of course I will check out my football picks for the week and see who is hurt and who was arrested or got shot up this week! Who's girl friend is knock up or has been knock around! Of course you get messaged every so often so you have to take the time to be nice and reply!

Now, they want me to add spelling and grammar to the list, I don't think so. If that was so important they should have added a spell checker to the message board! Only kiding, The old man is always on me about it, because he isn't good at it and wants me to do better then he does. I guess that is what parents are for!
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/18/03 04:45 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by fathersson:
I (sic) guy can slip up one night now can't he?
NO
Posted By: fathersson

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/18/03 06:19 PM

Thanks Pee-Lawrence, I went back and fixed that error. I will remember to get you something on Teachers day!

I see where they are starting the Yankee game at 12:35 this afternoon because of the storm. I do hope they get the Mutts game in for you before that rain comes up the coast. Then again maybe you will be lucky and it will keep you from getting negative points. You can never trust those Mutts to save your bacon for you. Have the Mutts been good to you before?
Posted By: Big Daddy Don

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/18/03 06:26 PM

It's already raining in Baltimore that game is in a rain delay. That rain will be in NY by 5:00 no game for the Mutts today

Oh wait the chance to gain ground on PL
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/18/03 07:07 PM

NYY/Bal game was suspended. Glad I thought of that possibility last yesterday
Posted By: Big Daddy Don

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/18/03 07:23 PM

Think the stats will count though - it went the 6 innings. My guess is they will or should - hey I got 4 points in that game.

Actually I thought of it also and Roberts was the only player from the East Coast - I thought with a 12:35 start I would be safe - close.

Gee glad I smart enough to ensure that my PS was nowhere on the east coast. Can you imagine anyone playing this long and making that rookie mistake. :p
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/18/03 07:29 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Big Daddy Don:
Think the stats will count though - it went the 6 innings.
It only went 5 innings, final, tied. I had Sierra in that game, but didn't think he'd play anyway, so it's okay w/ me it's a shortened game :p

PS Seattle/Texas delayed after 4 innings - I don't have anywere there, either...

--
BALTIMORE (AP) -- Hurricane Isabel and the Baltimore Orioles teamed to deny Mike Mussina his 200th career victory Thursday.

A steady rain and the imminent arrival of hurricane-like winds caused the game between the Orioles and New York Yankees to be stopped after five innings in a 1-1 tie.

The individual statistics will count, and the commissioner's office will determine whether the game will be made up -- the teams play in New York on the final weekend of the season. Umpires called the game after a 44-minute wait.
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/18/03 07:33 PM

You talkin' to me?

The private weather forecasting service that I subscribe to at no small expense, assures me that the Met game will be played.

Not only that, they also say that the ferocious wind will be blowing in , so it will be impossible for anyone to hit a hmoer off Traschel.

Finally, according to Traschel's bio-rhythm chart, today is a "triple up day". I expect a three hit shutout with 10 strikeouts.
Posted By: fathersson

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/18/03 07:37 PM

Pee-Lawrence-Did you just get up from your afternoon nap?
You are still dreaming!
Posted By: Big Daddy Don

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/18/03 07:43 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by plawrence:

Finally, according to Traschel's bio-rhythm chart, today is a "triple up day". I expect a three hit shutout with 10 strikeouts.
Of course I am NOT talking to you, I know you have Mastered the Fundamentals, a seasoned veteran as yourself - the first half champion (of which nobody can EVER take away) would never allow yourself to get rained out being so close to second with only 10 days left in the season.

So regarding Traschel's bit-rhythm, damn I see you also discovered my secret web site http://www.mlbplayersbiorhythms.com
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/18/03 08:08 PM

Hey, I thought that was my secret website???
Posted By: Big Daddy Don

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/18/03 08:12 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Don Sicilia:
Hey, I thought that was my secret website???
What do you need a secret website for you got that simulator or STimulator thing going ?
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/18/03 08:44 PM

Desperate times call for desperate measures.

Everyone writing their sissy letters - I just sent Halladay a photo yesterday showing off my best assets.

plaw did one better obviously. Of course, what he REALLY sent Jason Schmidt will remain a closely guarded secret, heck - people were even plunging to their deaths at that game!

Too much rain in the world. Here - sunny and 88. Too bad no games HERE tonight
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/18/03 09:09 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by La Dolce Vita:
Everyone writing their sissy letters - I just sent Halladay a photo yesterday showing off my best assets.
You sent Halladay a picture of your shotglasses???

:p
Posted By: Beth E

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/18/03 09:25 PM

Oh God, Doucheman. 1st the rude poem, now this. Did you move into a top floor condo that the loss of oxygen is clouding your judgement?

And Buffy, a little rain never hurt. This is sissy stuff. After 3 feet of snow last year I'll go out and barbecue in this.
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/18/03 09:44 PM

That poem wasn't rude! I thought it was perfectly respectable - a fitting tribute to the queen of the GBB 2nd Half ESPN Fantasy Baseball game! That is, if you don't take into account the first letter of every line!

Better, Bethie??
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/18/03 09:56 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Don Sicilia:
- a fitting tribute to the queen of the GBB 2nd Half ESPN Fantasy Baseball game!
By the way,
I prefer "Princess".
Truth be told, I feel it
Embodies the true "me" better!

My shotglasses aren't the only assets I have- c'mon,
Even Bethie knows that!

Damn, why does this post look so funny? Wrap function must be
Broke.
Posted By: Beth E

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/18/03 10:00 PM

You looking for my acceptance? I'm the wrong chick to ask. If you paid up on a bet to me and insulted me in the process I'd be writing my own poem. But don't know how much would be printable. Hell, you people can only spell "biatch" and "bastid". I don't think my sick sense of humor would work here.

But you wouldn't do that to me, right, Doucheman? After all, you didn't go to college to get stupid did you?
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/18/03 10:24 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Beth E:
You looking for my acceptance? I'm the wrong chick to ask. If you paid up on a bet to me and insulted me in the process I'd be writing my own poem. But don't know how much would be printable. Hell, you people can only spell "biatch" and "bastid". I don't think my sick sense of humor would work here.

But you wouldn't do that to me, right, Doucheman? After all, you didn't go to college to get stupid did you?
No, I wouldn't do that to you Bethie. Actually, I want to see you write a poem just to see how many words rhyme with "biatch" and "bastid"!

No, I didn't go to U of C to get stupid. I felt stupid sometimes, but I didn't go to get stupid! :p
Posted By: Beth E

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/18/03 11:01 PM

Here's Doucheman's poem.

Sorry Satan, no bizzness today to talk about.

Yes, Doucheman is a poet, for Shizzle.
Our board without him would fizzle.

Did he ask me to write him a poem?
Oh yes, but nothing do I owe him.
Under distress I might call him a bastid.
Cute as he is, that could be a hazard.
How could I, he never called me a biatch
Even though sometimes people feel like throwing Me in a ditch
And now my ode to our fearless leader must cease
Note this, loving note is from the "sexy beast".
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/18/03 11:05 PM

That was great, Bethie, foh shizzle!

Wait, did you mean ditch or diatch?... Is "diatch" a word?

Oh... I just noticed something... You probably meant to put "Me in a ditch" on another line!
Posted By: Beth E

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/18/03 11:08 PM

Well, beings "biatch" and "bastid" aren't words either we won't worry about "diatch", foh shizzle, my nizzle.
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/18/03 11:47 PM

Thursday's picks:

DB 3144 Cardinals ()
JG 3070 Toronto ()
PL 3059 Mets ()
BD 2992 Dodgers ()
LD 2934 Dodgers ()
FS 2819 ChiSox ()
SC 2739 Toronto ()
JJ. 2456 Mariners ()
OA 2452 Pirates ()
Posted By: Big Daddy Don

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/19/03 12:15 AM

Regarding the poem from Beth to DB - what the hell is a DOUCHAN ?? Wasn't that from the song in the 80's 'Pass The Douchan' You know from Musical Youth - Pass the Douchan on the Left Hand Side, Pass the Douchan on the left hand side. :p
Posted By: Beth E

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/19/03 02:27 AM

There's a freaking wrap around problem here. Look at Me, no the word in my poem, not me personally. It's like Wheel of Fortune. Give me an M.

And, no, I don't know that song. Must be before my time! :p
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/19/03 04:04 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by J Geoff:
Anyone interested in joining me in this year's [b]ESPN Baseball Challenge ? If there are a few, I would like to start a group we all could join together.

I've been playing BBC since 1997 and it's great. All you gotta do is pick a player for each position, plus a pitching staff. [/b]
As my mind is wracked and tortured with the difficulty of the decisions that I must make, I harken back to those innocent early days, and JG's very first post.

I love the "...it's great. All you gota do is..." part.
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/19/03 05:54 AM

Whew!!

Glad I wasn't the ONLY one with a bunch of 0-fers. I was a bit worried there for a moment.

And most not even due to the rain!
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/19/03 07:16 AM

I CAN'T FUCKING BELIEVE THIS...

I CAN'T PLAY TOMORROW... WANNA KNOW WHY??? EARLIER TODAY, I HAD PICKED MY ENTIRE ROSTER. FINE AND DANDY. LATER IN THE AFTERNOON, I REMEMBERED THERE WAS A D-H TOMORROW IN PITTSBURGH. I CHECKED THE WEATHER, AND IT LOOKED NASTY, SO, BEFORE SWAPPING ALL MY OFFENSE, I DECIDED TO WAIT UNTIL TONIGHT TO SEE IF THE D-H WOULD BE POSTPONED UNTIL SATURDAY... MADE SENSE... ALTHOUGH... I HAD ALREADY CHANGED MY PS TO THE CUBBIES -- NOT REALLY REALIZING THAT I HAD GONE OVER MY SALARY CAP.

I GET HOME ABOUT 2:30 -- A HALF HOUR BEFORE THE DEADLINE -- AND I HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO INTERNET ACCESS. NO CABLE. NO DIAL-UP. FUCK!!

I KEEP TRYING AND TRYING, NO ACCESS. IT COMES TO 2:58AM AND I'M SWEATING!! WTF?!?!?!

FUCKING... 3:02AM... I GET ACCESS BACK.

TOO FUCKING LATE. MY ROSTER IS OVER-CAP, AND LOCKED. I GET A BIG, FAT, FUCKING ZERO TOMORROW!!!!!!!!! FUCK!!!!!!!!

WTF?

I AM SO FUCKING MAD, IT'S NOT FUNNY.

AND, RIGHT NOW, I AM NOT LAUGHING WHEN I SAY, I HATE THIS FUCKING GAME!!!!!

(ALL CAPS INTENDED, OF COURSE)
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/19/03 07:31 AM

Fucking 3:02!!!! 2 minutes!!!!

And, I don't even know how I did tonight.

2 fucking minutes...

And 2 freakin' weeks left, to try to make up for it. I can't wait 'til this is over, so I can concentrate on football...
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/19/03 07:35 AM

I had a similar experience.

I picked mt team during the day yesterday, and had the Cubs PS, plus Sosa, Ramirez, Wilson, etc.

After seeing the weather forecast before going to bed, I decided to set my alarm for 2:30 and redo my team if the forecast was the same.

Same thing; no access. I re-booted twice before getting back on at about 2:53. Also panicking and sweating. I switched my PS to the Dodgers, which immediately put me over the cap, and started changing players. I was stll over the cap at about 2:59, so I reduced by taking Endy Chavez in CF, for 3.4. Even if the game is played, he wouldn't figure to play anyway (lefty vs. Glavine).

I ain't happy with my team for tomorrow, but I sure feel your pain (seriously, man).

Solace is, I think I saw DB with Sosa and Ramirez. The DH is (hopefully) a lock to be rained out.
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/19/03 07:38 AM

Tonight was something like DB 53, me 47, you 27.
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/19/03 07:42 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by plawrence:
Tonight was something like DB 53, me 47, you 27.
Well, I guess I was fucked anyway. But my zero tomorrow cannot be compared with :p

At least, though... if it ends up being close at the end... I could claim I played one less day of the season!! :rolleyes:
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/19/03 07:47 AM

It's funny about the 3 am deadline. As I was changing guys around, I put Ledee in CF, which freed up soom room, so I put Perez in at catcher for Olivo.

But it must have been after 3, so those two guys appear on Saturday's roster, but not Friday's.

When I looked at your Friday roster, I couldn't figure out why you had the Cubs PS with no one else from the DH. I didn't realize you were over the cap.
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/19/03 07:49 AM

Douche has Stairs, also. Buffy went all out.
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/19/03 07:53 AM

I don't mean to sound like a whiny bitch, so I'm not even gonna say another word about it. It's finished. Put me in for a zero tomorrow. And I'll try to gear up my slumping (for the past 1+ weeks) ass and see what I can do the next two weeks. That's all I can do now. Enjoy 2nd place. I don't deserve it.

PS: PL and BD - Give me your addresses in PM or email so I can send your posters -- Buffy finally got hers
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/19/03 08:04 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by J Geoff:
I'll try to gear up my slumping (for the past 1+ weeks) ass and see what I can do the next two weeks.
10 days to go. For you, only nine
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/19/03 11:47 AM

Friday

DB 56 3200 W Sox
PL 45 3104 LA
JG 27 3097
BD 54 3046 LA
LD 40 2974 Oak
FS 14 2833 Phil
SC 18 2757 StL
OA 51 2503 Oak
JJ. 44 2500 Seat
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/19/03 12:05 PM

In an attempt to jinx our league leader, I will herewith provide the amazing Douche Bigelow pitching statistics since August 29th:

18-5, 1.90 ERA

Aug 29th thru Sept 3rd: 6-1, 0.93 ERA
Sept 4th thru Sept 12th: 7-3, 3.16 ERA
Sept 13th thru Sept 18th: 5-1, 0.82 ERA
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/19/03 01:26 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by plawrence:
As my mind is wracked and tortured with the difficulty of the decisions that I must make, I harken back to those innocent early days, and JG's very first post.

I love the "...it's great. All you gota do is..." part.
I heard that... :rolleyes:

Last night was probably the toughest choice this whole season. I may have even slipped into the FS range of research- 30 - 45 minutes!

Seriously though, the rain was messing with my mind last night, as everyone's, it looks like. Putting in the Sosa, Ramirez and Stairs was a hedge on my part... It was the three I thought people would most likely pick, so I figured it would be a wash. With rain at a 40% chance by evening, I figured they might get one game in, so at least they'll have the same number of at-bats as those who picked non east-coast games. Finally, since over the last few days, I've been picking at least 3 guys who didn't even play, I figured, "what's the difference?"

Pork, sorry about your internet problem last night. It's been fun duking it out with you and PL these last few weeks, and that's the last thing I wanted to happen to either of you... Don't know how feels, though...
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/19/03 02:09 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by plawrence:
Buffy went all out.
Are we not surprised?

Truth is I always work up my roster around lunch time. I hardly ever have the chance to go back and look at it to tweak anymore. Where I used to be so diligent to tweak before my 1 am deadline, I have just been too busy at nighttime to do so and I guess I don't want to win so bad that I SET MY ALARM to get up to do that. :rolleyes: Other things? Maybe.

You would be amazed how different things can look in the light of day and 12 hours earlier. I'm talking baseball, of course.

Pork - I DO feel your pain. That has probably been my worst fear in playing this game since you know I have the most HORRIBLE home computer on the face of the earth. Guess that is why I always got into the habit to never walk away if I was ever over cap. Bummer Dude. If I can't win, I was really pulling for the Doucheman or you.
Posted By: fathersson

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/19/03 02:35 PM

[QUOTE]Originally posted by La Dolce Vita:

You would be amazed how different things can look in the light of day and 12 hours earlier.


Kind of reminds you of last call at the bar- then they turn the lights on and you want to throw up when you see the girl you were chasing all night!


If I can't win, I was really pulling for the Doucheman or you.


Well, Pee-Lawrence, that should tell you where you stand in her world!


Sounds like every onther Fantasy in the world- disappointing to most!
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/19/03 02:59 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by La Dolce Vita:
I always got into the habit to never walk away if I was ever over cap.
I left it over-cap cuz it was to remind me to check the weather in Pitts before 3am. Those big red letters, y'know? I never dreamed I wouldn't have cable -- or dial-up! Both never went out before, at the same time. And there was only wind here, no "storm" at all. Ahh well.

And what kills me is, they'll probably get both games in. For the record, I was gonna pick the Cubs.

Watch, today woulda been my biggest day!
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/19/03 03:40 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by La Dolce Vita:

If I can't win, I was really pulling for the Doucheman or you.
I'm speechless.

After all we've been through together...You were the first member to ever PM me...our heart to heart talks about adoption...our first wager on the Niners-Giants....

To say I'm miffed and hurt would be to say the least.
---------------------
"Another Nail In My Heart" Squeeze
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/19/03 03:42 PM

OK, Buffy, I'm over it. Back to business.

You did absolutely the right thing loading up on the DH, whether intentional or not. In your position, you should be going all out and taking every chance you can to get as many points as possible.
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/19/03 04:00 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by plawrence:


You did absolutely the right thing loading up on the DH, whether intentional or not. In your position, you should be going all out and taking every chance you can to get as many points as possible.
It is too soon to tell who did the "right" thing today. The only person we KNOW did not do the right thing was Pork. :rolleyes:

I have no doubts about what I have done. Of course it was intentional. You are right, it is time to take drastic measures and pull out all the stops. No time for me to be conservative. All I was saying is I would love the opportunity to have the time to contemplate tweaking as the deadline looms at night but I rarely have that opportunity anymore. The roster..she staysa like before!

Nice to see you don't stay miffed for long, plaw. :rolleyes: C'mon, it's not personal. My heart warms at the thought of the first day we "met" and I cherish each word ever typed from your precious fingers from that point on...

anyhoo :rolleyes: ...I'm sure I am not the only who notices you only come out of hiding once you think you are on a rise. Hell, I never even got the chance to razz you about kicking your ass in football, you were conveniently nowhere to be found, how boring is that? To think how it will be should you win the whole she-bang. :rolleyes:

The Pork is humble. DB writes poetry. Yep, my money and hopes is on one of those guys.

Plus, I never made a bet with either of them

although plaw, ever notice that our bet is a win-win situation for you?

The bet was dinner, right?

Either way, win or lose, whether you buy or I buy...YOU get to have dinner with ME
Posted By: fathersson

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/19/03 04:29 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by La Dolce Vita:
...I'm sure I am not the only who notices you only come out of hiding once you think you are on a rise.
OPPS- BUSTED!
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/19/03 05:25 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by La Dolce Vita:
I'm sure I am not the only who notices you only come out of hiding once you think you are on a rise. Hell, I never even got the chance to razz you about kicking your ass in football, you were conveniently nowhere to be found, how boring is that?
I've been here all week crowing about baseball. You had ample opportunity to razz me about football.

As Joe Pesci said in the marvelous poolroom scene in MY COUSIN VINNIE: "I can always use a good ass kicking".

If someone would open the much talked about Fantasy Football Thread already, I'd be happy to check in in Mondays to get my lumps.
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/19/03 09:12 PM

The game has started... Good luck, Princess of the ESPN GBB 2nd Half Fantasy Baseball!

(And no Bad Daddy, I ain't talkin' about you! :p )
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/19/03 11:16 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by J Geoff:
For the record, I was gonna pick the Cubs.
Hmm, maybe I should be happy I missed today. It's 10-9 Cubs after 6 innings (-16 pts) (Okay, don't remind me I'd have some offense to counteract that)
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/19/03 11:45 PM

I THOUGHT about taking the Cubbies too until I saw the stats for the guy in Game 2 who is NOT Zambrano and got a bit freaked.

And talk about famous last words. As I was rostering yesterday, I said to myself...Jason Bay? WHO IS Jason Bay?

Add one scrub with a good wind blowing out = points galore.

And for the record, I hardly take Sosa and I didnt want him today either (I really wanted Sanders - but healthy) but I figured he might at least hit ONE homer. C'mon Sammy, be a bud! :rolleyes:
Posted By: fathersson

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/20/03 02:13 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by La Dolce Vita:
Nice to see you don't stay miffed for long, plaw. :rolleyes: C'mon, it's not personal. My heart warms at the thought of the first day we "met" and I cherish each word ever typed from your precious fingers from that point on...

Lets be truthful, we all couldn't take
Pee-Lawrence if he won both halfs. We would have to sell all of our holding and move our families to a place that doesn't have internet service!
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/20/03 05:06 AM

Wow, do I know how to pick 'em or what? :rolleyes: At one point this evening, I peeked and saw my score hovering around 78 in only the 2nd or 3rd inning of my game.

I must be born under a bad sign.

Ooops. I share that sign with SC and the himself....

I can't believe it. Sixty-two offensive points. Final score 61.

I was gonna say I'm not playing next year. Now I am thinking next Spring can't get here fast enough!

At least I am in 1st place in football. After I crush Big Daddy and make him cry for his mommy, I will be 3-0
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/20/03 05:50 AM

Good thing I didn't go w/ the Cubbies, huh? -- my $51.5 roster woulda totalled at -4 ... I made 4 pts by not playing!!
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/20/03 10:49 AM

Saturday

DB 66 3266 Minn
PL 31 3135 Minn
JG 00 3097 Minn
BD 44 3090 Minn
LD 61 3035 Bost
FS 57 2890 Bost
SC 17 2774 Bost
JJ. 66 2566 Seat
OA 18 2521 Oak
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/20/03 10:51 AM

My compliments, DB. You played it exactly right. Gonna be tough to catch you now.

My "Roster I Would Have Had If I Didn't Change It At The Last Minute Because I Was Afraid Of A Hurricane" only scored 46.

I'll console myself with the overall standings

PL 7920
JG 7713
LD 7629
DB 7591
BD 7224 (How many days late did you start? I forgot)
Posted By: fathersson

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/20/03 12:19 PM

Would'of Could'of Should'of....Yea Yea Yea

Down here in the OTHER divison we seem to be doing fine, just so you folks up top don't get your head up your asses to far!

I'll take my 57 points anyday and I guess the reach for playing the double header and not was only 4 points between LDV and myself last night!

Seems like the time is running short but I will try and get as close as possible in what time is left.

MY other team had the night off because of the weather and sat around and enjoyed each others company!
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/20/03 01:34 PM

In the spirit of fair play, all those in favor of allowing Pork's points as if his team value was under 50.0, please raise your hands!

:p

If I were to play woulda, coulda, shoulda and played my double-header strategy, I would have scored 60 points instead of 66 because I would have picked the Cubbies pitching staff.
Posted By: Big Daddy Don

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/20/03 02:42 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by plawrence:

I'll console myself with the overall standings

PL 7920
JG 7713
LD 7629
DB 7591
BD 7224 (How many days late did you start? I forgot)
Umm, I believe it may have been 10, I am not sure but I think I remember hearing 10 mentioned once before.

So anyway if you take into a 50 point by day average for me, that would give me an additional 450 points or a total of 7724 or 2nd place overall.

I'll console myself with that fact.

So PL how are you consoling yourself in regards to football? :p
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/20/03 05:55 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Big Daddy Don:
So PL how are you consoling yourself in regards to football? :p
I'm not even thinking about FB until BB is over, so I guess I'll be starting about 4 weeks late.....
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/20/03 07:09 PM

Saturday

DB 3266 Minn (21) 52 3318
PL 3135 Minn (21) 50 3185
JG 3097 Minn (21) 55 3152
BD 3090 Minn (21) 47 3137
LD 3035 Bost (-22) 13 3048
FS 2890 Bost (-22) 07 2897
SC 2774 Bost (-22) 13 2787
JJ. 2566 Seat (21) 31 2597
OA 2521 Oak (-12) 08 2529
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/21/03 11:11 AM

Sunday

DB 52 3318 Bost
PL 50 3185 Cubs
JG 55 3152 Bost
BD 47 3137 Bost
LD 13 3048 Bost
FS 07 2897 Bost
SC 13 2787 Bost
JJ. 31 2597 Seat
OA 08 2529 Bost
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/21/03 03:55 PM

I guess Plaw isn't in "defense mode" quite yet
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/21/03 04:26 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by J Geoff:
I guess Plaw isn't in "defense mode" quite yet
Right. I figure my overall lead is safe for now, so I can make a "counter-pick" and go after DB.
Posted By: SC

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/21/03 04:39 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by plawrence:
I figure my overall lead is safe for now, so I can make a "counter-pick" and go after DB.
Uh huh!!

HEY, EVERYONE, DIS GUY IS TAKIN' US FOR A BUNCH OF CHUMPS!!
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/21/03 04:50 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by plawrence:
my overall lead is safe for now
Who cares about the overall lead? :p
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/21/03 04:58 PM

If the overall lead means nothing, then that's all the more reason to go after DB.
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/21/03 05:12 PM

I should amend that: Who cares about the overall lead, unless *I* win it?

The Wonderful World of Sunday Sports - Baseball, Football, a day of channel-flipping, live stats on the web, and trash talking (or cowering)! What a great day of the week!
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/21/03 05:21 PM

Yeah. I just wish I had a TV in the same room with my PC. When I hooked up the PC to cable, I unhooked the TV, and never bothered to get a splitter .
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/21/03 05:31 PM

I can't imagine not having a TV next to the computer - I'd run to Radio Shack while it's still early in the day
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/21/03 07:32 PM



WTF? I had DH Sierra in my lineup like 3 days in a row, and he didn't play. I switch over to Perez. Sierra has 7 points; Perez is 0-2...
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/21/03 07:46 PM

Sunday

DB 3318 Bost (37) 65 3383
PL 3185 Cubs (34) 56 3241
JG 3152 Bost (37) 77 3229
BD 3137 Bost (37) 59 3196
LD 3048 Bost (37) 54 3102
FS 2897 Bost (37) 68 2965
SC 2787 Bost (37) 62 2849
JJ. 2597 Seat (-32) 00 2597
OA 2529 Cubs (34) 54 2583
Posted By: SC

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/21/03 07:52 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by J Geoff:
WTF? I had DH Sierra in my lineup like 3 days in a row, and he didn't play. I switch over to Perez. Sierra has 7 points; Perez is 0-2...
Sounds like a case of bad pork. Ah, WTF, 37 points thanks mostly to Pedro ain't too shabby.
Posted By: fathersson

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/21/03 08:41 PM

Sure he better after Boston stinking up the place last night!
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/22/03 12:00 PM

Can't post today's pitchers. Something wrong with the ESPN site.
Posted By: SC

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/22/03 12:27 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by plawrence:
Can't post today's pitchers. Something wrong with the ESPN site.
Damn! The site was probably working at 5:00 a.m. (hiding PL's "Depends").
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/22/03 03:15 PM

Monday, Monday...

DB 3383 SF
PL 3241 OAK
JG 3229 KC
BD 3196 SF
LD 3102 SEA
FS 2965 SF
SC 2849 SEA
JJ 2600 SEA
OA 2583 Cubs (only 5 off players)
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/22/03 03:25 PM

Yeah, I dumped Schmidt, thinking that DB would play a little dee-fense and take Schmidt, thinking that I would also.

Looks like the only race left is for second place in the second half.
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/22/03 03:41 PM

It was a little bit of that, Plaw, but mainly because I didn't think the other pitchers were all that intriguing.

Too bad though... Schmidt was pulled... Jerome Williams is starting instead. :rolleyes:
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/22/03 04:01 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by La Dolce Vita:
OA 2583 Cubs (only 5 off players)
Cubs aren't even playing :rolleyes: How can OA give up so easily?
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/22/03 04:09 PM

Here's the first verse of my Fantasy Baseball tribute song. Please feel free to submit your own verses.

To the tune of "Willie, Mickey, & The Duke"

When JG said "Let's try it"
"This game will be a riot"
"It's really great and all you gotta do"
"Is pick some guys to play"
"You can change them every day"
"And if you win you'll get a poster, too"

Fantasy Baseball, SC and Fathersson
Fantasy Baseball, LD and H. Ha-gun
Big Daddy, Olive Oil, and JJ, too
Beth E and U.U. once were in the crew
But especially PL,
JG and The Douche.
Posted By: Beth E

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/22/03 04:23 PM

Why are you getting all sentimental already plaw? Shouldn't you wait until you somehow put your Devil curse on everyone and rise to the top and make one of your well known poems then? But I am sincerely honored to get a mention in your little tribute. But you used to know me? Christ, you get new friends then kick me to the curb. You're not mad because I'm about to whoop you in fantasy football and make you 0-3 are you?
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/22/03 04:37 PM

plaw can't think of football right now. He is concentrating on baseball!

Look elsewhere here for the men that can multi-task.

Me? I am applying ice to my backside where I was seriously ass-whipped yesterday :rolleyes:

I have managed to piss off the sports Gods baaaad at some time last week!
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/22/03 04:39 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Beth E:
But you used to know me?
I still "know you", altho not in the biblical sense. I changed the line.

And I can so multi-task. I can concentrate on baseball, write song parodies, and work at the same time.
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/22/03 04:41 PM

btw, I do not know how the theme to Willie, Mickey and the Duke goes....

I can't even sing or hum along to that um, fine fine poem....
Posted By: Beth E

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/22/03 04:46 PM

I don't know the tune either Buffy. I'm glad I'm not the only one trying to figure out how those words fit together to create a rhyme. Maybe plaw could hum a few lines for us among the younger crew.
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/22/03 04:48 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by plawrence:
And I can so multi-task. I can concentrate on baseball, write song parodies, and work at the same time.
Child's play, the rest of us do that in our sleep! Call me when you can juggle 2 or 3 games A PIECE in at least 2 different sports, stay up past 9 pm and can add about 6 or 7 more things to your list.

You've done sold your soul to the Big D...you prob have baseball in the bag. And nooone can take that away from you.....
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/22/03 04:52 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by plawrence:
I still "know you", altho not in the biblical sense.


Wow, if anyone here knows another of us in THAT sense, I want details.

Not holding out for Big Daddy, though. He has repressed all his memories of that biatch plaw...
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/22/03 04:57 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by La Dolce Vita:
btw, I do not know how the theme to Willie, Mickey and the Duke goes....
I think it's a rap song -- Eminem perhaps? In any event, you can rap to it
Posted By: fathersson

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/22/03 05:08 PM

I don't know about anyone else but I am at least near the top of the FANTASY FOOTBALL League

And after all isn't that what REALLY matters!


Christ, it is starting to sound like the school year is just ending around here. There are still days left and I'm looking to make up at least some ground in the next few days! I sure hope the players are not giving up when they play these games. Or are they?
Posted By: fathersson

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/22/03 05:53 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Beth E:
You're not mad because I'm about to whoop you in fantasy football and make you 0-3 are you?
Bethie, which team is yours in the league? I want to make sure I stay ahead of both Buffy and You.

and everyone else, by the way.
Posted By: Beth E

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/22/03 06:07 PM

My name needs no explanation. If you don't know what it is by seeing it we'll have to call you Helen Keller. You might not be in our league anyway.
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/22/03 09:03 PM

Is the last game we play on Sunday?

wow, 6 months already? How time flies when you are having fun ...

Do you realize that most of us have been here in some way or form almost EVERY DAY since April? Even some that have been on vacation have peeked in or at least found some way to tweak a roster out while we were out.

So what do we love most...the game or competing against each other???

What do we do after Sunday? I lose my nice, comfortable, fun place to come to at 8:05 in the morning and will miss not seeing it at midnight before I turn in.

What will do during his 3 am pee break if he can't watch weather and crunch salary numbers?

What will I do at lunchtime now if there are no rosters to put together?

What will the Doucheman do at 1pm EST when there are no Cubbies to watch and commentate on?

What will Big Daddy do without his Wood to play with?

What will Pork do when he can't change people's names to reflect their performance..ie: Pussada and Sorryano.

What game is Bethie gonna quit now???
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/22/03 09:09 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by plawrence:
To the tune of "Willie, Mickey, & The Duke"
I would make lyrics... if I, like the others, knew how this song went.

Must be before my time.
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/22/03 09:17 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by La Dolce Vita:
What do we do after Sunday?
We play ESPN's postseason baseball game? I may not if it's gonna be as hands-off as last year, but we'll have to see what they offer. One of the few games I pay the fee for...
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/22/03 09:23 PM

Is the last game we play on Sunday?
Regular season ends Sunday, 9/28. There are games that day so that will probably be our last day.

So what do we love most...the game or competing against each other???
Neither. I vote for the stimulator, I mean, the simulator!

What do we do after Sunday? I lose my nice, comfortable, fun place to come to at 8:05 in the morning and will miss not seeing it at midnight before I turn in.
You move into the fantasy football thread where guys avoid being beaten by "chicks".


What will do during his 3 am pee break if he can't watch weather and crunch salary numbers?
More time to look at porn!

What will I do at lunchtime now if there are no rosters to put together?
More time for http://www.erickarros.com

What will the Doucheman do at 1pm EST when there are no Cubbies to watch and commentate on?
Ponder the sad existence that is the Bears.

What will Big Daddy do without his Wood to play with?
Like he always says, he always has Wood to play with. By the way, one of these days, you'll go blind.

What will Pork do when he can't change people's names to reflect their performance..ie: Pussada and Sorryano.
It's alright. Pork will be focusing greatly on football so, you know, he won't forget to set his team. :p

What game is Bethie gonna quit now???
I don't know, but my first guess is Monopoly.
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/22/03 09:41 PM

Here are the lyrics. Nobody knows the tune?

The Whiz Kids had won it,
Bobby Thomson had done it,
And Yogi read the comics all the while.
Rock 'n' roll was bein' born,
Marijuana we would scorn,
So down on the corner the National Pastime went on trial.

Chorus:
We're talkin' baseball (Kluzewski, Campanella),
Talkin' baseball (The Man and Bobby Feller),
The Scooter, The Barber and The Newk,
They knew 'em all from Boston to Dubuque,
Especially Willie, Mickey and The Duke.


Well Casey was winnin',
Hank Aaron was beginnin',
One Robby goin' out, one comin' in.
Kiner an' midget Gaedel,
The Thumper an' Mel Parnell,
An' Ike was the only one winnin' down in Washington.

Chorus
We're talkin' baseball (Kluzewski, Campanella),
Talkin' baseball (The Man and Bobby Feller),
The Scooter, The Barber and The Newk,
They knew 'em all from Boston to Dubuque,
Especially Willie, Mickey and The Duke.

Well now it's the eighties,
An' Brett is the greatest,
An' Bobby Bonds can play for everyone.
Rose is at the Vet,
Rusty again is a Met,
An' the great Alexander is pitchin' again in Washington.

Chorus:
I'm talkin' baseball (like Reggie, Quisenberry),
Talkin' baseball (Carew an' Gaylord Perry),
Seaver, Garvey, Schmidt an' Vida Blue,
If Cooperstown is callin' it's no fluke,
They'll be with Willie, Mickey an' The Duke.

Fade Out:
Willie, Mickey an' The Duke,..
(Say Hey! Say Hey! Say Hey!)
It was Willie, Mickey an' The Duke,..
(Say Hey! Say Hey! Say Hey!)
I'm talkin' Willie, Mickey an' The Duke,..
(Say Hey! Say Hey! Say Hey!)
Willie, Mickey an' The Duke,..
(Say Hey! Say Hey! Say Hey!)
Say Willie, Mickey an' The Duke,..
(Say Hey! Say Hey! Say Hey!)
Posted By: Beth E

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/22/03 09:48 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Don Sicilia:
[b]What game is Bethie gonna quit now???
I don't know, but my first guess is Monopoly. [/b]
:D You don't know how true that is. I have never won a Monopoly game in my life. I can't get passed "Get out of jail free". I had too much fun whooping pee law's butt this week. (Don't be going and putting a jinx on Shannon this week Satan. Even if he doesn't play Bad Daddy has already proven how I would still beat you). So Bad Daddy doens't need to have a minor stroke pondering the answer to this question. :p
Posted By: Beth E

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/22/03 09:54 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by plawrence:
Here are the lyrics. Nobody knows the tune?

Sorry plaw, can't say I know it. But with all those "Say hey" I felt like singing, "Hey, hey we're the Monkies".

There ya go. That can be our theme song. Ok, Mr. Multi Task Master. Come up with lyrics for our new jingle.
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/23/03 12:11 AM

Monday, Monday...

DB 3383 SF (16) 35 3418
PL 3241 OAK (21) 62 3303
JG 3229 KC (4) 39 3268
BD 3196 SF (16) 44 3240
LD 3102 SEA (28) 52 3154
FS 2965 SF (16) 38 3003
SC 2849 SEA (28) 57 2906
JJ 2600 SEA (28) 40 2640
OA 2583 Cubs (dnp) 11 2594
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/23/03 01:59 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by Beth E:
I felt like singing, "Hey, hey we're the Monkies".

There ya go. That can be our theme song. Ok, Mr. Multi Task Master. Come up with lyrics for our new jingle.
Here's the best I could do on short notice....

Hey hey we're all junkies
Fantasy Baseball's the game
Hey hey we're all junkies
And JG's the one we should blame

Hey hey we all play it
It's stupid but we don't care
Hey hey we're all junkies
But none of us will play it next year

Hey hey we disklike it
It's a game that's easy to hate
And that's true for Big Daddy
Even though he started ten days late

Hey hey we can't stand it
But we're all having some fun
We all know the basics
Except for young Father's Son

Hey hey it's disgusting
Many fine days it did spoil
Except for old O.A.
He's too busy with olive oil

Hey hey this murder
A game that's really unfair
Our poor consigliere
It caused him to lose all his hair

Hey hey I'm a winner
I'm proud and my name is P.L.
But my deal with the devil
Will cause me to wind up in hell

Hey hey, I'm H. Hagen
I'm playing, but not exactly
I'm doing so poorly
I may ADOPT new strategy

(More to follow, maybe)
Posted By: Big Daddy Don

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/23/03 02:49 AM

I hate when the PS I choosen doesn't start the pitcher. I don't think those points should count and I get my second choice. Giants Suck.

Although looks like those with Seattle made the right choice - no hitter in 2 Innings. Damn Moyer has it going tonight - that was the team to take it appears. Can't see anything stopping him now.
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/23/03 09:22 AM

Tuesday

DB 35 3418 StL
PL 62 3303 Mets
JG 39 3268 KC
BD 44 3240 Cubs
LD 52 3154 LA
FS 38 3003 SF
SC 57 2906 Toro
JJ. 40 2640 Seat
OA 11 2594 Cubs
Posted By: SC

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/23/03 11:53 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by plawrence:

Hey hey this murder
A game that's really unfair
Our poor consigliere
It caused him to lose all his hair

Second place ain't doin' wonders for YOUR hairline! :p
Posted By: Beth E

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/23/03 12:07 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by plawrence:
[quote]Originally posted by Beth E:
[b] I felt like singing, "Hey, hey we're the Monkies".

There ya go. That can be our theme song. Ok, Mr. Multi Task Master. Come up with lyrics for our new jingle.
Here's the best I could do on short notice....

[/b][/quote]Boy, I snap my fingers in plaw jumps. That's good info to have. I must say, might impressive Mr. Poet Lauriette. Did not realize you could respond on command.
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/23/03 01:35 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by plawrence:
Tuesday

DB 35 3418 StL
PL 62 3303 Mets
JG 39 3268 KC
BD 44 3240 Cubs
LD 52 3154 LA
FS 38 3003 SF
SC 57 2906 Toro
JJ. 40 2640 Seat
OA 11 2594 Cubs
Not counting OA and JJ because they aren't playing regularly, this appears to be the first time that the first seven of us has each chosen different pitching staffs. True??
Posted By: fathersson

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/23/03 02:02 PM

Christ, I just looked at yesterdays game and noticed that LDV and I share seven dam players. No wonder I didn't make up any ground. Have you been looking at my team?
The Giants switch pitches on me which sucks the big one. Just because they have a lock on their divison I bet.

For get it, It is time for football anyway. Today is the first day of fall and FALL IS FOOTBALL!
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/23/03 02:55 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by fathersson:
LDV and I share seven dam players.
That reminds me of Vegas Vacation when Randy Quaid is at Hoover Dam and after the guide tells him to obey the dam guide and not wander off the dam tour and that it is ok to take all the dam pictures he wants and asks if there are any dam questions, Randy asks where he can get a dam beer.

Did you ever think that it is YOU, FS, looking at MY team?

I mean I do hold the coveted 5th place title firm these days.... :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/23/03 03:04 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by plawrence:
Tuesday

JG 39 3268 KC
Ridiculous.

When the games started, I thought I was gonna do great: Soriass hit a homer, Grissom hit a homer, right off the bat. Soriass hits another, and I thought that's it - I'm making up some ground! Then, I saw PL (of course) also had him
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/23/03 03:12 PM

Hey, I had Grissom and Hidalgo too! Are you too copying the coveted 5th place picks? :rolleyes:
I couldn't tell you...but remember the time you swept with Texas????

Lima, right? That was my FIRST choice. I didn't want to spend the money on the Dodgers but when I am this desperate, I find comfort in those 2 words - BULL PEN.

Or a better two words - ERIC GAGNE.
Posted By: Big Daddy Don

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/23/03 03:37 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by La Dolce Vita:
I couldn't tell you...but remember the time you swept with Texas????

Lima, right? That was my FIRST choice. I didn't want to spend the money on the Dodgers but when I am this desperate, I find comfort in those 2 words - BULL PEN.
If I remember correctly - Geoff went with Texas for the sweep during the period when he wanted play Dickey. And no matter how hard he tried he could not get Dickey to play - finally after about three days he finally got his Dickey. I think he won that day also - scored big. :p

Lima was the obvious pick - but KC along with Oakland and the Yankees and a few others are on my Do Not Pick PS staffs so I figured for what may be the last time and old time sake - I have Wood Today - and I am hoping I can take my Wood deep also.

OK so I believe I have stayed at about a 2nd grade maturity level with this post now. :rolleyes:
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/23/03 04:02 PM

Well, with 5 days left - I figured can't be too conservative... Then again, PS is very important - 30 pts is sure better than 4 pts, regardless of offense...

Ugh, had I not missed that one day. Maybe PL will need an asterik next to his #2
Posted By: fathersson

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/23/03 04:09 PM

Looking back, you would have had the Cubs and negative numbers so you can not use that excuse!

By the way has anyone seen or heard from M4M in some time. Pop was asking and I didn't know what to say. Is he still with us? or has he?
Posted By: Beth E

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/23/03 04:23 PM

M4M is still here. He posted on a thread yesterday. I gave him a pm a few weeks ago and he said all was well. Just laying low and mainly just reading. Your pop must like M4M or something to be thinking of him.
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/24/03 12:34 AM

Lima is a bitch.
Posted By: SC

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/24/03 01:06 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by J Geoff:
Lima is a bitch.
Its also a city in South America, and a bean, too.
Posted By: Big Daddy Don

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/24/03 03:02 AM

Well it appears there was a reason PL has not been around lately nor doing as well as he normally does in the Pigskin Pickem. See below - Like I was always taught if you are gonna do something - might as well do it good.


http://PL.swellserver.com/news/top_stories/worldrecord.php
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/24/03 03:28 AM

Tuesday

DB 3418 StL (34) 62 3480
PL 3303 Mets (29) 49 3352
BD 3240 Cubs (37) 62 3302
JG 3268 KC (-31) -7 3261 (I give up.)
LD 3154 LA (29) 49 3203
FS 3003 SF (22) 48 3051
SC 2906 Toro (9) 43 2949
JJ. 2640 Seat (24) 57 2697
OA 2594 Cubs (37) 61 2655
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/24/03 10:43 AM

Wednesday

DB 62 3480 Fla
PL 49 3352 Mets
BD 62 3302 Cubs
JG -7 3261 StL
LD 49 3203 LA
FS 48 3051 Cubs
SC 45 2951 Atl
JJ. 57 2697 Seatt
OA 61 2655 Det
-------------------
5 days to go....
Posted By: Big Daddy Don

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/24/03 01:14 PM

WTF - They changed my pitcher again - that is twice in two days

It's crunch time here and they are making changes without consulting me. Not only I am not gonna play next year I don't think I'm playing anymore this week. :rolleyes:
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/24/03 01:52 PM

Don't worry about it, Bad Daddy. It's the Cubbies' year!

1 game up with 5 games left... You guys won't believe the buzz around here in Chicago. This city is going to go nuts if the Cubs win the division.
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/24/03 03:35 PM

CONGRATS Big Daddy on your acsencion into 3rd place....where I used to be

I guess it is not totally impossible for me to come from behind and claim 3rd place back being only 100 some points back - mostly improbable the way I have been picking offense lately . Bites when my best offensive player last night was Mark Grudzelaniek! Wow, my offensive lineup has been money well spent :rolleyes:

I am just WAY too distracted these days.
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/24/03 03:40 PM

DoucheMan, since my Dodgers are out, I am gonna be rooting for the Cubbies . NL and all.....plus where all the Dodgers (and Dusty Baker) go to die

When I was in Chicago, I went to Komiskey Park to see Bo Jackson play (wow, I am dating myself!) but I do want to make it to Wrigley before I die. Looks like such a cool park to watch a game in and maybe I can make it while the Dodger scrub hotties are still there. See the Cubbie puka shell wearing pitchers there up close and personal. Don't worry, I will call ahead. Stadiums are always on high stalker alert when I show up
Posted By: fathersson

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/24/03 04:13 PM

It is not only that the Cubs have changed pitchers on us, it is that they put in a pitcher that SUCKS big time his last three time out! You know you will not see this shit thrower if they make the big dance!

If this was in the real world you could sue their asses for screwing you over.

Did I tell you it is time for Football anyway!
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/24/03 04:18 PM

Who's your football team, FS??
Posted By: fathersson

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/24/03 04:40 PM

Starting life in New York you had to be a Jets/Giants fan or you were dead.

For me it is the game itself. The match ups. I'll watch most any game and will pull for one team or another. Most often it has to do with a bet or a get together with some close friends.

I have always rooted against the Bills thoough. Dam those Bills fans drive me crazy so I always take the other team just for kicks when we watch. I think they have a good team this year, but old habits are hard to break. In fact I love rooting for the underdog, as long as they stand at least a small chance! Shit you all can't sit there without a challage now can you.
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/24/03 04:56 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by fathersson:
Shit you all can't sit there without a challage now can you.
I'm a die hard Niner fan. We seem to be challenged every week.

I didn't think it was possible to be a Giants/Jets fan. The whole AFC -NFC thing. That is like saying you are a San Fran AND Oakland fan. I originally come from the Bay Area sure, but you gotta pick one!

I will usually root for the Jets in a matchup because a good friend of the family is Kevin Mawae. I'll watch for him and root him on.

In football I find I am immensely loyal to my Niners. In baseball, I can pretty much root for any team (usually NL) and just call the Dodgers my favorite.
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/24/03 09:51 PM

If there ever was a day to catch up, today would be it. About half of my guys are sitting, and the other half were terrible.

Hopefully, Florida can lift the funk. :rolleyes:
Posted By: Beth E

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/24/03 09:58 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Don Sicilia:


Hopefully, Florida can lift the funk. :rolleyes:
What does "lifting the funk" have to do with baseball. Maybe they can use it as a stress reliever.
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/24/03 10:04 PM

"Lifting the funk" is the new catch phrase for ya, Bethie!
Posted By: Beth E

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/24/03 10:08 PM

Foh Shizzle, Doucheman!
Posted By: Beth E

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/24/03 11:21 PM

Quoted by Doucheman:
Bethie... because Ramirez reminds her of Vinny Castilla

Umm...Doucheman. I'm watching the Cubs game, and can only think that Aramis Ramirez is who you were referring to when you made this statement. If it is I just have one question for you:

Are you high?
Posted By: Beth E

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/25/03 01:55 AM

That was a hell of a Cubs game, Doucheman. Congrats to your guys. Who is this Shawn Estes, and where have you been hiding him? I may need to root for them if my team doesn't make it.

Buffy, it was nice to see your man Eric without all the peach fuzz on his chin.
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/25/03 03:01 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by Big Daddy Don:
WTF - They changed my pitcher again - that is twice in two days
There will be no more crying from you about pitching changes, please.

And BTW, you're getting a little too close for second place comfort over here. Don't you have some Football Commissioner roster moves to OK or something?
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/25/03 05:00 AM

Wednesday

DB 3480 Fla (14) 20 3500
PL 3352 Mets (17) 29 3381
BD 3302 Cubs (31) 55 3357
JG 3261 StL (15) 30 3291
LD 3203 LA ()
FS 3051 Cubs (31) 45 3096
SC 2951 Atl (25) 41 2992
JJ. 2697 Seatt (3) 29+
OA 2655 Det (17) 31 2686
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/25/03 05:08 AM

11:05 my time and Dodgers still playing...

Extra innings, Bases loaded LA up 2-1 (fingers crossed)

Man, I coulda used some offense tonight....
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/25/03 05:08 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by J Geoff:
Wednesday

OA 2655 Det (17)
Y'know what? Ummm.... okay... never mind... no comment.

So anyway, I'm in Manhattan today, walking around using up time before my meeting. Thought it odd that many of the east-west streets in Midtown were closed, with police blockades and policemen ALL OVER the place like flies on shit. I'm like, "I didn't watch the news this morning, is there something I don't know about?"

Walking, walking (I LOVE walking through Manhattan)... finally, I stop and ask one of NYPD's finest: "What's going on?" / "The president is leaving today"... Ahh, okay, that explains that... a minute later, I find myself walking past the main entrance to the Waldorf Astoria -- no one else is but me -- and 10,000 cops -- I guess that's where Dubya was staying EVERY car within two blocks had "Diplomat" plates.

Okay, I figured I better GTFOH before I'm tackled for stalking - lol - so, time for some coffee to wake up for my meeting...
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/25/03 11:06 AM

Thursday

DB 20 3500 Cubs
PL 29 3381 Minn
BD 55 3357 Cubs
JG 30 3291 Minn
LD 53 3256 Bost
FS 45 3096 Cubs
SC 41 2992 Bost
JJ. 31 2728 Seatt
OA 31 2686 Det
-------------------
4 days to go....
Posted By: Beth E

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/25/03 11:54 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by plawrence:
[QB]

And BTW, you're getting a little too close
There Satan goes again, breaking Bad Daddy's heart. Maybe he's just having a hard time letting go, and he just needs to smell your cologne and feel your presence some more. Why can't you just leave him be?
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/25/03 01:51 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Beth E:
Are you high?
Actually, that was only a joke because they play the same position. I never saw it, but Buffy, I think saw a resemblance, so I said (in my best Frankie Pentangeli voice), "yea sure, why not."

In any case... What did I tell ya, Bad Daddy!

Estes pulled out a big one. O.K., so it was against the Reds, but a complete game shutout is still huge due to the importance of the game.
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/25/03 02:51 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by plawrence:
Thursday

LD 53 3256 LA
Nomo? No Mo'.

Safe assumption that I would take LA but actually I am going with Boston today.

Now watch, I probably just jinxed myself. If Nomo doesnt walk at least 20 tonight, I will be surprised.
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/25/03 04:02 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by La Dolce Vita:
I am going with Boston today.
How Lowe can you go?
Posted By: fathersson

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/25/03 04:11 PM

I wonder how Pee-Lawrence feels about the Mutts now. Another crap night from the dogs of summer.
If he is not careful he may find himself in 3rd place soon.

After all with so little left there is almost no room for any real movement in most levels. Still you finish the days off for pride and honor!

Geoff, you have been sliding a bit yourself! What is it, new job, lover, or has football taken you away from your Fantasy baseball game?
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/25/03 04:16 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by J Geoff:
[quote]Originally posted by La Dolce Vita:
[b]I am going with Boston today.
How Lowe can you go? [/b][/quote]EVERYONE'S a comedian! :rolleyes:

We shall see how low I can go. This weekend is gonna be a blur starting about noon Friday. You know what THAT means!

And then *poof* like that, it's over! some people are happy about baseball ending but I go through the withdrawals every year. What WILL I watch on television now in the late evenings??? Who's got handsome, athletic men to look at?

More episodes of Elimidate!
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/25/03 04:41 PM

In honor of the last few days until this game ends, for the nostalgic, I will be submitting some top 5 lists of just random things about the game. This edition is the top 5 recurring jokes throughout the two halves:

5 - jinx
4 - Basement dwellers
3 - "Can we get back to business, here!"
2 - Woody / Wood references
1 - Bad Daddy claiming he's Plaw's "honey"

Honorable mention:
- Buffy on weekends
- "Overall standings are what really counts!"
Posted By: Beth E

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/25/03 04:56 PM

This world is truly going crazy. 1st Bad Daddy gets humorous in the football site, (when the HELL is he gonna create the football thread here), and now Doucheman is getting all nostalgic. Buffy, we really DO play with a bunch of "chicks". Ok,YOU play, where did my head go. Men really do get soft when they have no Woody to play with.
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/25/03 05:01 PM

Others worth a mention:


's infamous pee breaks

everyone fighting to be "on top"

Posted By: Big Daddy Don

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/25/03 05:42 PM

??

Pretty much like clockwork each Monday morning once you got onto your computer.

Also don't forget 'view from behind'.

But I will say though that the end of this is not coming soon enough for me. It was fun for a while but way too long now and requires too much work. Think if you put 30 minutes a day into this - that is choosing a lineup and later watching games online to see how others are doing etc. So we play for 25 weeks, 7 days a week for a total of 175 days. With 30 minutes per day for 175 days that equals 87.5 hours or over 3.5 full days of our lives. For some like Satan who is cranking 2-3 hours per day - WOW?? No wonder no time for porn.

Yet with 4 days still some things to be had. 2nd, 3rd, 4th and 5th place are all up for grabs. FS has a chance to break in the 90% ranking. Matter of fact the only thing that is set is the DB will win the second half. And really does that matter?

Who won the first half anyway - was it Pork ?? I mean really does anyone even remember nor less care about who won the first half. Hell I started 10 days late - I might have been able to win that one.



So let's wrap this baseball thing up and welcome football and some hoops. Throw in some hockey and I'll be set.

So really, who won the 1st half ?
Posted By: fathersson

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/25/03 05:42 PM

I don't think I'll play next year!
Posted By: fathersson

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/25/03 05:47 PM

By the way- I am leading the single header divison!

and win lose or draw, I stayed thru the whole half!

I would love to see how many pages of statistics Pee-Lawrence has kept thru this whole time.

and how much time do you think he REALLY put in to this game?
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/25/03 07:00 PM

Top 5 Offensive Players this Year (in my opinion) weighted for market value:
5- Albert Pujols
4- Corey Patterson (1st half)
3- David Ortiz (2nd half)
2- Reggie Sanders
1- Javy Lopez
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/25/03 07:05 PM

Top 5 pitchers (weighted for market value):

5- Pedro (2nd half)
4- Johan Santana (2nd half)
3- Woody (1st half, coming on strong 2nd half)
2- Florida PS (at times unstoppable)
1- Cubbies - Prior, Wood, Zambrano
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/25/03 10:40 PM

Top 5 Events to rock our league's world:

5- Pork unable to set his team in the thicke of the 2nd half race
4- Bad Daddy coming in 10 days late (have we finished hearing about this one yet?? :p )
3- Asterisk scandal
2- Bethie disappearing (although she plays on! You would be in second place, right Bethie! )
1- PL winning the 1st half by a large margin.
Posted By: Beth E

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/25/03 10:53 PM

Where are you coming up with this stuff Doucheman? And, of course, I'd be in 2nd. Does anyone have any doubts about that? :p

My list:

5. Pee Law dropping his honey from Philly and breaking his heart, earning him the nickname Prick Tease.
4. FS mastering the fundamentals but still not sure how to find out about Double Headers.
3. Buffy taking a pic on top of Bad Daddy's shoulders from way in NM. Still can't figure out how that happened.
2. Everyone threatening to kill that "waving guy".
1. Bethie finding the secret password and crashing this joint while shaking her pom poms, even though noone wanted her to.
Posted By: fathersson

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/26/03 12:46 AM

This is worst then the last few days of the school year. First cutting thru all the end of the season reminising and then half of the players just don't feel like coming out to play anymore! Oh well, did I say that Football Season is in full swing!

and by the way those cheerleaders are looking extra fine this year!
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/26/03 12:57 AM

Can we get back to business here?

First of all, this game ain't over yet. Sure, it looks like DB has a strangle hold on first place for the second half, but if the Cubbies get rocked, and the Twins PS racks up 30 pts or so, and if I can cut DB's lead down to 80-90 or so going into the weekend, then sure, I'm not the favorite, but I certainly have maybe a 10 or 15-1 chance.

Second of all, in the event that there's a playoff game on Monday between the Cubs and Astros for the Division, will that game count in this game? Technically, it's part of the regular season.

Finally, will we keep this thread open right thru the off season? I know that I'll want to talk about old times...
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/26/03 01:10 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by plawrence:
if ... the Twins PS racks up 30 pts or so
There goes that idea :rolleyes:

Now, WTF? First and Third, 2 outs. Twins let the runner on first take second as "infielder indifference." WTF? Next guy hits a double, scoring 2 runs. Perhaps if the Twins showed SOME effort, it woulda been just one. Jagasses!!

Now, stop jinxing my PS by saying something like that. :p But, at least the Cubbies are getting rocked now
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/26/03 01:11 AM

P.S. Anyone have Delgaydo's 3 HR's today? Of course, I didn't... :rolleyes:
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/26/03 01:15 AM

Thursday

DB 3500 Cubs (-12) 09 3509
PL 3381 Minn (9) 48 3429

BD 3357 Cubs (-12) 08 3365
JG 3291 Minn (9) 31 3322
LD 3256 Bost (23) 51 3307

FS 3096 Cubs (-12) 01 3097
SC 2992 Bost (23) 32 3024

JJ. 2728 Seatt (dnp) 16 2744
OA 2686 Det (12) 23 2709
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/26/03 01:22 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by plawrence:
if the Cubbies get rocked....
From my fingers to God's ears

LET'S GO REDS! LET'S GO REDS!

(Did you guys know that MY TEAM, the Reds, briefly changed their name to the "Redlegs" for a while in the late 50's and early 60's, because the nicknmae "Reds" had communist connotations?) :rolleyes:
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/26/03 01:25 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by Don Sicilia:
Top 5 Events to rock our league's world:

5- Pork unable to set his team in the thicke of the 2nd half race
4- Bad Daddy coming in 10 days late (have we finished hearing about this one yet?? :p )
3- Asterisk scandal
2- Bethie disappearing (although she plays on! You would be in second place, right Bethie! )
1- PL winning the 1st half by a large margin.
You may want to save a spot for:

"PL makes amazing comeback from more than 100 points down the last four days of the second half to steal first place from DB" :p
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/26/03 01:42 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by J Geoff:
P.S. Anyone have Delgaydo's 3 HR's today? Of course, I didn't... :rolleyes:
Make that FOUR HOMERS!!

No one here had him. Thank goodness!
Posted By: fathersson

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/26/03 02:26 AM

Pee-Larwence,
Your doctor was here looking for you! He said you should not have left the hospital without the rest of your treatments and your meds! They are still wondering how you got out of your locked private room and your straight jacket.
OH, and you have to go back to pick up your baseball cap and uniform along with 23 boxes of fantasy baseball statistics and you also can pick up your baseball and bat at the Security office.
He said that you have to return the PJs the one with the bats and balls all over them. They were just a loaner and used to settle you down and have to go back to little Johnny on the third floor who was in to get his tonsils out.

Good luck on your game plan and don't forget your fantasy Football picks for Sunday, we would hate for you to fall behind and have an excuse to be in the basement all season!
Posted By: fathersson

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/26/03 02:33 AM

OH, I forgot to say: screw all those high paid Major League baseball players who are to pussy to play or give their all at the close of the regular season!

I'm going for big points tonight so watch your back!
Posted By: Big Daddy Don

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/26/03 03:11 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by plawrence:
From my fingers to God's ears
Speaking of fingers - guess which one I am holding up now ... :rolleyes:

Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/26/03 09:13 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by fathersson:
Pee-Larwence,
Your doctor was here looking for you! He said you should not have left the hospital without the rest of your treatments and your meds!

Calling Dr. Moe! Calling Dr. Larry! Calling Dr. Curley!
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/26/03 09:22 AM

DB 09 3509 Bost
PL 48 3429 Fla
BD 08 3365 Bost
JG 31 3322 Yanks
LD 51 3307 Bost
FS 01 3097 Yanks
SC 32 3024 Bost
JJ. 16 2744 Seatt
OA 38 2724 Det
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/26/03 01:39 PM

Players in Yanks / O's Doubleheader:

DB Giambi, Soriano, Boone, Jeter, Matsui, Bernie, Gibbons
PL Soriano
BD Giambi, Soriano, Jeter, Sierra
JG Posada, Giambi, Soriano, Batista, Jeter, Bigbie, Matos, Gibbons, Sierra
LD none
FS Posada, Giambi, Soriano, Boone, Matsui, Bernie, Garcia, Sierra
SC none
JJ. Bernie
OA Jeter
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/26/03 01:42 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by plawrence:
[quote]Originally posted by Don Sicilia:
[b] Top 5 Events to rock our league's world:

5- Pork unable to set his team in the thicke of the 2nd half race
You may want to save a spot for:

"PL makes amazing comeback from more than 100 points down the last four days of the second half to steal first place from DB" :p [/b][/quote]Correct me if I'm wrong, Plaw, but should I save a spot, a tie with #5 perhaps, for:

"PL missing key doubleheader in the thicke of the 2nd half race."

:p
Posted By: fathersson

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/26/03 01:43 PM

Watch half of the over paid Pu$$ies not play.
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/26/03 01:52 PM

Smack ME. I even looked closely at the schedules yesterday or THOUGHT I did.

Well, this is how the story ends for me, huh? I won't be around much this weekend so I will have to throw a roster together this morning and let that sucker ride the weekend.

Good luck guys. May the best man win. I would say who I think the best man is - or at least who is the most deserving, but ah, I won't.....
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/26/03 01:53 PM

Allow me to explain my strategy for today (as if anyone besides DB and JG are interested):

No, I did not miss the doubleheader. But 80 points behind calls for radical measures.

I assumed (wrongly), that DB would take the Yanks PS. That means to make up any points there, I'd need to take Baltimore. Yeah, right. So instead I took a PS, Florida, playing a game at home that means something against a weak offense, the Mets. I was figuring that I could get maybe 30 points from my PS, and with the hope that the Yankees would only pitch Pettite for 5 innings, plus a rookie in the second game, plus their second line bullpen guys, plus a decent offensive day by Baltimore, maybe I'd pick up a few points on pitching.

Actually, the way it turned out, with DB taking Pedro in a meaningless game in which they're saying he may only pitch a few innings, I think I wound up better off in the pitching matchup than if DB had taken the Yanks.

Now the offense. I figured DB would load up on Yankees, which I felt would be the wrong move, since the games mean nothing to them, and who knows who would play both games? Logically, I could have loaded up on Baltimore offensive players, but I felt that strategy was too risky, cause if the Yanks PS had a good day, and DB had the Yanks, then I'd be buried if I didn't get a good offensive total from Baltimore players. Plus, again, who can figure who will play both games in a meaningless season end doubleheader?

So I decided to treat the day as if the DH didn't exist, and just try to pick as many players as I could who were involved in games that had some meaning for their team.
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/26/03 02:01 PM

Hey guys, today is my 16 YEAR wedding anniversary! (Yep, I was a child bride marrying at 15 )

He bought me a huge flat screen computer monitor. The romance is still alive and well after all these years But he said it is so " I can see my baseball better" Awwww. Sweet. I DO believe he is coming around. Of course, I had tickets to a show I want to go to in December tucked under my pillow last night, so that was sweet too.

This time of year, baseball season winds down and I always check to see if I am still married or if I have finally driven the whole family mad with my small obsession.

Perhaps tonight, I don't turn on games OR Sportscenter? Think that is possible????

Tonight it probably IS possible. What, and watch you bunch of you scrubs rack up a ton of points? I already feel ill. What a way to wrap up my season

btw - Big Daddy....thanks for nothing. That was the classic "right back atcha" to me
Posted By: fathersson

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/26/03 02:03 PM

I see a BIG future in politics for you Pee-Lawrence. That or you could go to Hollywood or Washington and be a spin doctor for all those morons who get caught doing crazy things.
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/26/03 02:09 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by plawrence:
I assumed (wrongly), that DB would take the Yanks PS.
DB was always smarter.

No offense plaw, but I've taken a look at your roster. Now my standings here certainly don't make me an expert but I am of the opinion that THE DOUCHEMAN IS GOING TO KICK YOUR ASS!!

This is getting interesting - even from a spectator's position (where I am :rolleyes: ) Too bad I am going away for the weekend. I won't be able to see the result of this lovely day until it is all over, probably on Sunday or Monday....
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/26/03 02:10 PM

We'll see just how crazy it is when the night is over.

Look, don't get me wrong here. I'm not thrilled with the way I played it. It could easilly backfire into a 70-80 point day for DB.

If I was mired in 6th place, with no where to go, I probably would have played it differently. I just felt that I had to do something totally radical, and hope for the best. My overall points lead is safe, and I really don't care if I finish the second half in second place or third.

I going for first, here.
Posted By: Beth E

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/26/03 02:12 PM

[QUOTE]Originally posted by La Dolce Vita:
[QB] Hey guys, today is my 16 YEAR wedding anniversary! (Yep, I was a child bride marrying at 15 )

/QUOTE]

Congrats to Buffy and "sports widow" hubby. 16 years! You've been married almost as long as I've been a mother. Damm, I feel old now.
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/26/03 02:18 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by La Dolce Vita:
No offense plaw, but I've taken a look at your roster. Now my standings here certainly don't make me an expert but I am of the opinion that THE DOUCHEMAN IS GOING TO KICK YOUR ASS!!
He absolutely may. But had I played any other way, I figured we would have wound up with basically the same team, which would give me no chance to gain ground.

The mistake I made was in assuming he would take the Yanks PS. Has I known he was gonna take Pedro, I would have taken the Yankees, and had a chance to make up some big points if they had a good day.

But I'm as happy as I can be, given the circumstances. I honestly feel I have an edge in pitching today, assuming Pedro doesn't throw more than 50-60 pitches like they're saying, and if the Baltimore PS somehow has a good day, this could work out well.

But again; it wouldn't surprise me if I got buried today. But it doesn't matter. Unless I gain major ground today, I would have had basically no shot to finish first anyway.
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/26/03 02:18 PM

Any way you slice it though, whether I win this thing or not, I am going out in a decided whimper. The last remnants of the Bad Daddy curse taking effect! You better stop taking my pitching staffs also, FS! :p

I agree with you, PL, it will be interesting going into this weekend. I, unlike Bad Daddy, never considered my lead safe- especially when a pitching staff can get rocked at any time...

Freaking Cubbies...
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/26/03 02:21 PM

By the way...

Congrats Buffy on your anniversary! I didn't think getting married at 15 was allowed in most states!

By the way, even with that fuzzy math, that will still make you older than me! :p
Posted By: fathersson

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/26/03 02:21 PM

Pee-Lawrence you better get a couple of glasses of milk in you to cut that burning feeling you have in your belly! ROLAIDS would also help.
Posted By: fathersson

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/26/03 02:28 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Don Sicilia:
You better stop taking my pitching staffs also, FS! :p

Freaking Cubbies...
Now I know who to blame! Pee-Lawrence is coming after you with all his powers and I get the shit coming my way too.
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/26/03 02:51 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by plawrence:
I took a PS, Florida, playing a game at home that means something against a weak offense, the Mets. ... with the hope that the Yankees would only pitch Pettite for 5 innings, plus a rookie in the second game, plus their second line bullpen guys.... Who can figure who will play both games in a meaningless season end doubleheader?
I thought of all this, too, but, I decided not to take that route (or rout? ). At this point, in 4th Place, I just wanna maximize my season percentile for more Uber points. I don't expect all those guys to play. Nor do I necessarily expect the Yanks to try too hard. They already clinched home-field advantage, right? Cuz if not, they will try harder...
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/26/03 03:08 PM

The Yanks magic number to clinch home field advantage is two.

I don't care about "uber points", whatever they are. I agree, my best chance for max points would have been to play the DH. But my best chance to gain points on DB was to not play it, and hope for a miracle.
Posted By: fathersson

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/26/03 03:24 PM

Lets call it like it is. Not many are going to play very hard. Shit they drop and change pitchers/players so they can rest up for the playoffs so no matter who you pick it may just be a small workout to keep them loose, so you are screwed anyway, no matter what team or player you pick! Christ most players last night either didn't play or went in and came out like a Chinese fire drill

Look at the cubs last night and Suckie Sammy hits two HRs! Did anyone have him?
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/26/03 03:32 PM

You're right, FS (with your 666th post ). I'm gonna crash and burn anyway - like I always do when I pick the Yanks PS. Without fail.

They've won 98 games. I've played them 3 times this season, and although they won 2 of those games, they gave me a whopping 8 pts TOTAL (for 3 games!). So, I'm not expecting much. Picking Yanks PS always scares the shit out of me - always high-scoring games against crap teams... ahh well... it's almost over

P.S. FS - What're you doing playing a double-header?? That's not your division :p
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/26/03 03:43 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by plawrence:
The Yanks magic number to clinch home field advantage is two.
Well, that makes me feel a little better. It shouldn't be all scrubs then.

As for Über points, it's your cummulative percentile history for all of ESPN games. You get there by clicking on a person's name (real name) in our league, then clicking on "Über results".
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/26/03 03:51 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by fathersson:
Not many are going to play very hard.... . no matter who you pick it may just be a small workout to keep them loose, so you are screwed anyway, no matter what team or player you pick!
I beg to differ. I think the players on the Cubs, Marlins, and Astros will be going all out.
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/26/03 04:02 PM

The Cubbies better care. The loss last night stunk. Who woulda thunk it- Estes throws a shutout gem and Zambrano is rocked???
Posted By: Beth E

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/26/03 04:08 PM

[QUOTE]Originally posted by J Geoff:
[QB] always high-scoring games against crap teams... /QUOTE]

Hey, I resent that remark! On 2nd thought, no I don't. But with the last 2 Orioles games being a 7-3 win and a 14-3 loss I think it's their turn to win a high scorer. You may be doomed.
Posted By: Big Daddy Don

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/26/03 05:21 PM

Pork you are a brave man picking the YankMees. I was thinking about them but they are on my do NOT pick PS list. Last night the SCrubbies were added to that list - they suck ass DB.

I actually thought that most players may not play both games so I tried to mix it up a bit. Of course since I don't have the Yanks pitching staff I am hoping for a high scoring game(s).

And Buffy and 16 years - congrats. Wow and a flat screen monitor You know nothing says I'll marry you all over again more than a computer monitor. :p What happened to the good ole days when you showed someone how you felt about them with music and flower(s) ? Well hope you 'kids' have a fun anniversary weekend. I understand Pork is counting on you being hmm busy to post a W. PL is still concentrating on baseball so I will take a W there. And well we all know what DB said about Beth. Foh shizzle
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/26/03 05:37 PM

Big Daddy...actually the screen saver was changed to show a big old sappy anniversary message. My Niner one was gone - that is how I noticed I had a new monitor initially. I guess nothing says romance or Hallmark like writing one's sentiments on a screensaver

I am not so sure I can hold my promise to not get near a TV with sports today. You guys are really piqueing my interest with this DH -um, that I missed

Good luck. To MOST of you
Posted By: Beth E

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/26/03 05:50 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Big Daddy Don:
And well we all know what DB said about Beth. Foh shizzle
I believe it went something like he's gonna "Inhale me...ummmm...annihlate me, foh shizzle. I think he's just hot air. Besides, he'll be too busy this weekend racking his brain for strategies to keep the Wrath of Satan from creeping up on him. He won't have 2 minutes to worry about little ole Southern Belle me. foh shizzle!
Posted By: fathersson

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/26/03 06:02 PM

Was that a flat screen (thick) or a flat thin screen monitor?
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/26/03 07:01 PM

Recently seen on Buffy's screen saver...

"Buffy, I love you. Now if I have to hear about missing a doubleheader one more time..."

"Buffy, I love you. I especially like the new nickname you have for me, , you little devil!"

"Buffy, you are my one and always. For you, I wrote this haiku:

Buffy, I love you.
Tonight, I'm your fantasy.
No Sportscenter, please!"

:p
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/26/03 07:11 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Beth E:
He won't have 2 minutes to worry about little ole Southern Belle me. foh shizzle!
I'll only need 2 minutes. I would say that our matchup will be over around 12:02 Central time! :p
Posted By: Beth E

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/26/03 07:21 PM

That certainly is true. Considering 6 of your players are hurt widdle puppies. :p
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/26/03 07:28 PM

I write Haiku, too:

The Doucheman today
will have his first place lead shrink
The O's will kick ass

LET'S GO BIRDS! LET'S GO BIRDS!
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/26/03 07:32 PM

Friday

DB 3509 Bost ()
PL 3429 Fla ()
BD 3365 Bost ()
JG 3322 Yanks (28)+()
LD 3307 Bost ()
FS 3097 Yanks (28)+()
SC 3024 Bost ()
JJ. 2744 Seatt ()
OA 2724 Det ()

(Wanks/Birds double-header)
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/26/03 07:34 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by plawrence:
The O's will kick the Yanks ass
Bite your tongue! :p

LET'S GO METS!! LET'S GO D-RAYS!!
(Mets and Rays I gotta root for?? Eww.)
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/26/03 07:38 PM



:p

For you PL, I'll write a limerick:

There once was a man named plaw.
He was perfect in everything, but one flaw.
Fantasy baseball always on mind.
While on pee break, while eating Pork rinds.
Doing statistics until fingers were raw.

:p
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/26/03 07:49 PM

Oh, yeah?

There once was a man named Dee Bee
Who hailed from the second Cit-ee
Tried to finish on top
But wound up as a flop
When the Orioles crushed the Yankees
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/26/03 07:53 PM

Just heard from my source at the New York Yankees. Here is Joe Torre's starting lineup for the second game of today's twin bill:

John Flaherty, C
Nick Johnson, 1B
Enrique Wilson, 2B
Luis Sojo, 3B
Erick Almonte, SS
Fernando Seguignol, LF
Juan Rivera, CF
Kiko Garcia, RF
Drew Henson, DH

I haven't checked, DB. Do you have any of these guys?
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/26/03 07:56 PM



Is this the Eminem-type free style battle for fantasy baseball?!

Alright, here goes:

There once was a man named PL.
Who made a deal with the man from hell.
A Nets championship for a soul.
The Nets lost, sunk like a viagra-less Dole.
PL, in next life, will be annoying guy saying, "Dude, you're getting a Dell."
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/26/03 08:04 PM

Now DB comes up with bon mots
But a limmerick writer he's not
He forces his rhymes
Too many syllables per line
Stick to Haiku
You're better (a lot)
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/26/03 08:05 PM

I call it artistic interpretation! :p
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/26/03 08:16 PM

Notables not playing in Game 1:

Matsui, Sierra
Posted By: fathersson

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/26/03 08:32 PM

Look out you guys, Here comes the Teacher!

POP said That I should not become a PAW- LOSER!

If you guys really want to fight it out- Both pick a team for Saturday and see who has the most points.(Saturday only) Loser has to shave all the hair off his head! Take a picture of it and post it for all to see. (no fakes allowed)
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/26/03 08:40 PM

That's Pop talkin'... I say do it!

Anyway - WTF - Juan Rivera hits a 2-run shot? Like I'm supposed to have him on my roster?? Ahh well, at least it's a Yankee lead...
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/26/03 08:41 PM

Players in Yanks / O's Doubleheader:

DB Giambi, Soriano, Boone, Jeter, Matsui, Bernie, Gibbons, Sierra
PL Soriano
BD Giambi, Soriano, Jeter, Sierra
JG Posada, Giambi, Soriano, Batista, Jeter, Bigbie, Matos, Gibbons, Sierra
LD none
FS Posada, Giambi, Soriano, Boone, Matsui, Bernie, Garcia, Sierra
SC none
JJ. Bernie
OA Jeter
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/26/03 08:46 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by fathersson:
If you guys really want to fight it out- Both pick a team for Saturday and see who has the most points.(Saturday only) Loser has to shave all the hair off his head! Take a picture of it and post it for all to see. (no fakes allowed)
In my best SC impression, "Now that's a hair-brained scheme..." :rolleyes:

By the way, JG, I messed up on my original list: I also have Sierra.
Posted By: fathersson

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/26/03 08:52 PM

SC can not play
as he has to hair to take away!
Well, what do you boys say,
Will we play for hair today?
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/26/03 08:53 PM

Of course, PL picks one Yankee, and he hits one out... :p
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/26/03 08:55 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by fathersson:
Will we play for hair today?
Let me try my SC impression... ahem...

"Hair today, gone tomorrow"

Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/26/03 08:59 PM

Sweet, FS! Pussada hit a 3-run shot

Damn, I didn't have Boone, though... Man, the Bombers sure are hittin'em out today! Four already in the 3rd inning.
Posted By: fathersson

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/26/03 08:59 PM

Hair Hair the Games all Here!
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/26/03 09:03 PM

Kaboom... Boone just hit one out!

I know I've asked this before, but...

Does a hit-by-pitch count as a point???
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/26/03 09:05 PM

Hit by pitch doesn't count for anything - not even against the PS (for some reason). But subsequent stolen bases or runs scored do count...
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/26/03 09:55 PM

There once was a man named P. Law
Whose strategy had just one flaw
The Yanks were aflame
The Cubs postponed by rain
Guess I'm dead, there are just two days more.
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/26/03 10:01 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by plawrence:
The Cubs postponed by rain
That's some top secret information you giving away there, Mr. First Half Champ! :p
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/26/03 10:07 PM

I knew it wasn't a secret from you, so what's the difference?

But yeah, you're right. Not fair to those fighting it out for position in the lower depths.

My apologies. I'm just pissed off
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/26/03 10:35 PM

Not having Boone in my lineup today is pissing me off! :rolleyes:
Posted By: fathersson

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/26/03 10:38 PM

HUMMM E or W---- Now which way should I go?
Posted By: fathersson

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/26/03 10:43 PM

Boone oh yea- I've got that guy!
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/26/03 10:47 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by fathersson:
HUMMM E or W---- Now which way should I go?
More like MW if you ask me!
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/26/03 10:59 PM

28 pts for Game 1. Not bad.

But now I gotta worry about that DePaula guy starting Game 2 -- never even heard of him! He's pitched 5 innings in 3 games in his career. Great. There go those 28 pts...
Posted By: fathersson

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/26/03 11:44 PM

Man we have to get you some help- you are one negative son of a bitch!
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/27/03 12:04 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by plawrence:
Just heard from my source at the New York Yankees. Here is Joe Torre's starting lineup for the second game of today's twin bill:

John Flaherty, C
Nick Johnson, 1B
Enrique Wilson, 2B
Luis Sojo, 3B
Erick Almonte, SS
Fernando Seguignol, LF
Juan Rivera, CF
Kiko Garcia, RF
Drew Henson, DH

I haven't checked, DB. Do you have any of these guys?
HOLY SHIT - YOU'RE DAMN CLOSE!! :rolleyes: Who ARE these people playing?? Alas, Sierra is the only one I have left... SHIT! Who the F--K is Seguignol??

All the scrubs are in Game 2... :rolleyes: Gotta rely on pitching now...

Actually, what I need is to have a couple of my Birds hit some out -- but not too many
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/27/03 12:06 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by fathersson:
you are one negative son of a bitch!
Shhh! That's my strategy! :p (I didn't say that...)
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/27/03 12:08 AM

Friday

DB 3509 Bost (24) 67 3576
PL 3429 Fla (21) 45 3474
JG 3322 Yanks (28)+(25) 93 3415
BD 3365 Bost (24) 49 3414
LD 3307 Bost (24) 58 3365
FS 3097 Yanks (28)+(25) 95 3192
SC 3024 Bost (24) 49 3073
JJ. 2744 Seatt (29) 49 2793
OA 2724 Det (7) 39 2763

[NYY/BAL scores may be adjusted overnight. But I hope not.]
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/27/03 05:12 AM

So it turns out that Plaw made the right bet. The star Yankees played only one out of two games (Matsui essentially didn't play with two lousy at bats). Also, he was right about Pedro- he only pitched three innings.

Good thing the players I did have from the "doubleheader" did well in that first game and that the Red Sox pitching staff did well.
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/27/03 05:40 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by Don Sicilia:
So it turns out that Plaw made the right bet.


From where I'm sitting, it looks like FS and I made the right bet. Considering, we scored in the mid 90's and all, more than twice as many as PL. But hey, that "fuzzy math" is a bitch... :p
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/27/03 05:54 AM

No, I know you guys made the right bet. I was just saying that everything he predicted happened (except me picking the Yank-me pitching staff, which I should have, hindsight and all that...)

O.K., maybe half of everything he predicted happened. He guessed correctly that the stars will be limited and that Pedro won't go very long. His wishes that the Birds PS does well and that the Bosox were indifferent were a bit off.

Lucky for me!

By the way, congrats on your big night. Looks like Bad Daddy's time at the bronze was short-lived.
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/27/03 05:59 AM

And tomorrow, we get to do it again!!


Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/27/03 06:06 AM

Tomorrow will be a strange day, I think. I wish I knew who people were taking now so I can go to bed! Ahhh, forget it, I'll find out tomorrow morning. I just decided on a pitching staff maybe 15 minutes ago.

Did you have trouble picking JG?
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/27/03 06:09 AM

I didn't have too much trouble picking, cuz I made my roster BEFORE the Cubs game was rained out. I just kept my previous PS and swapped a few Cubbies in there. I'll worry about it tomorrow. I sure can't expect another 93 pt day, right? Cuz then PL would really be sweating it Although, I have a feeling he's gonna change his strategy a little. But, maybe not. It has to work one of these days!
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/27/03 06:12 AM

Yea, I pretty much did the same as you (set my players before the the rainout) but I was undecided on my pitching staff. I had to run outside a couple of times to make sure everything out there was alright!

Does going outside count as research time?
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/27/03 06:21 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by Don Sicilia:
Does going outside count as research time?
It does if you picked the Cubbies I guess...

Go ahead, deal with the PM Showers tomorrow... I went w/ a more Party-Cloudy type of game...
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/27/03 09:16 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by Don Sicilia:
O.K., maybe half of everything he predicted happened. He guessed correctly that the stars will be limited and that Pedro won't go very long. His wishes that the Birds PS does well and that the Bosox were indifferent were a bit off.

Exactly. What I predicted would happen did.

What I hoped for as a result of those predictions didn't.

EDIT: Well, That's not exactly right, either. I predicted you would take the Yanks PS. In retrospect, it's a good thing I missed on that one. The Pedro prediction was made after I knew you picked Boston.
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/27/03 09:23 AM

Saturday

DB 67 3576 SF
PL 45 3474 SF
JG 93 3415 SF
BD 49 3414 Cubs
LD 58 3365 Cubs
FS 95 3192 Cubs
SC 49 3073 Bost
JJ. 49 2793 Seat
OA 39 2763 Det
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/27/03 09:27 AM

DAMN

I was sure DB was gonna take the Cubs.

So DB: Did you take SF because you figured that I figured you would take the Cubs and I wouldn't because I would think you did and you wanted to try to take the same PS as me?
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/27/03 12:37 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by plawrence:
So DB: Did you take SF because you figured that I figured you would take the Cubs and I wouldn't because I would think you did and you wanted to try to take the same PS as me?
Yes!

I took SF because of a few reasons:
- Showers between 2 - 8 PM here
- Winds blowing out at 20+ mph even if it wasn't raining (last time winds were this strong, Clement got rocked for 10 runs by the 5th inning, before the game was called)
- Lastly, what you said... I figured that you would think I would take the Cubbies (and I was going to until a little past midnight, central time)
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/27/03 12:46 PM

Offensive players in the Cubs/Pirates and LA/SF doubleheaders:

DB: Bako, Grudz, Ramirez, Bonds, Lofton, Sosa, Stairs
PL: Bako, Ramirez, Gonzalez, Bonds, Bay, Sosa, Stairs
JG: Galarraga, Grudz, Ramirez, Bonds, Grissom, Sosa
BD: LoDuca, Grudz, Ramirez, Gonzalez, Alou, Lofton, Sosa, Stairs
LD: LoDuca, Simon, Grudz, Ramirez, Gonzalez, Bonds, Grissom, Sosa, Stairs
FS: Kendall, Simon, Grudz, Ramirez, Gonzalez, Bonds, Grissom, Green, Stairs
SC: none
JJ.: Beltre, Green
OA: none
Posted By: fathersson

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/27/03 01:46 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by fathersson:
Lets call it like it is. Not many are going to play very hard. Shit they drop and change pitchers/players so they can rest up for the playoffs so no matter who you pick it may just be a small workout to keep them loose, so you are screwed anyway, no matter what team or player you pick! Christ most players last night either didn't play or went in and came out like a Chinese fire drill

Like we said before, We all knew what was happening, it was who could get the most points from what we had to work with. So lets not think anyone was that smart with mumbo jumbo bullshit. You don't think we all didn't factor in these things when we went our own ways?

If you are going to gamble you have to take a pitching staff that can give you both games or also gamble that they could put you in negative numbers! That is the real gamble if you want to get ahead! Sure it would have been sweeter if some better players had played that second game and the Yankees took both games. As it was we did see a young player pitch one hell of a game!
Posted By: fathersson

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/27/03 01:50 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Don Sicilia:
Offensive players in the Cubs/Pirates and LA/SF doubleheaders:

LD: LoDuca, Simon, Grudz, Ramirez, Gonzalez, Bonds, Grissom, Sosa, Stairs
FS: Kendall, Simon, Grudz, Ramirez, Gonzalez, Bonds, Grissom, Green, Stairs

I don't think I will make much head way with these two teams picked for today!
Posted By: Big Daddy Don

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/27/03 02:13 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Don Sicilia:
[QUOTE]Yes!

I took SF because of a few reasons:
Don't forget to include the fact - that though all these weeks you have come to admire and respect the first half champion (which by the way nobody can ever take away) and so in this vein you are - even if subconciously - emulating your idol and mentor.

PL - did I get that right? That is what you said in your PM to me wasn't it?

Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/27/03 03:30 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Big Daddy Don:
Don't forget to include the fact - that though all these weeks you have come to admire and respect the first half champion (which by the way nobody can ever take away) and so in this vein you are - even if subconciously - emulating your idol and mentor.

PL - did I get that right? That is what you said in your PM to me wasn't it?



Subconsciously emulating my mentor, huh?? Of course, that goes without saying.

Big game today... safe to say that I'll be watching the first Cubbies game intently. I should watch the second game also, but I might be too frustrated after the first one. These are, after all, the Cubbies.
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/27/03 03:55 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by fathersson:
Not many are going to play very hard. Shit they drop and change pitchers/players so they can rest up for the playoffs so no matter who you pick it may just be a small workout to keep them loose, so you are screwed anyway, no matter what team or player you pick! Christ most players last night either didn't play or went in and came out like a Chinese fire drill
Not exactly. One of the fundamentals of the game is to identify which players will play and go all out, which is easy enough to do. Just pick players from teams who still have something at stake. That's no guarantee that they'll do well, of course, but at least it pretty much guarantees that they'll play.

Quote:
Like we said before, We all knew what was happening, it was who could get the most points from what we had to work with. So lets not think anyone was that smart with mumbo jumbo bullshit. You don't think we all didn't factor in these things when we went our own ways?
I'm not sure what you mean by "it was who could get the most points from what we had to work with". We all have the same thing to "work with", don't we? Isn't that what the game is all about?

And the "mumbo jumbo bullshit"; I'm not sure what you mean by that, either.

And no, I don't think everyone factored in all these things. Clearly, based on some of the picks, everyone did not.

Quote:
If you are going to gamble you have to take a pitching staff that can give you both games or also gamble that they could put you in negative numbers! That is the real gamble if you want to get ahead!
More fundamentals: The basis for picking a PS in a doubleheader is the positive 54 you start off with before the first pitch is even thrown.

Even if you give up 7 or 8 runs and 20 or so hits, with a decent strikeout-walk ratio, and at least one win, you wind up with more points than you would for a well pitched one game win.

It's far from an all or nothing proposition.

Quote:
As it was we did see a young player pitch one hell of a game
Finally. Something I agree with. :rolleyes:
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/27/03 05:16 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Don Sicilia:

DB: Bako, Grudz, Ramirez, Bonds, Lofton, Sosa, Stairs
PL: Bako, Ramirez, Gonzalez, Bonds, Bay, Sosa, Stairs
What counts is the guys we picked differently

POS, DB's Pick, PL's

1B Delgado vs. Sexon
2B Grundz vs. Kent
SS Valentin vs. Gonzalez
CF Lofton vs. Bay
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/27/03 07:37 PM

Saturday

DB 3576 SF (8)+(19) 67 3643
PL 3474 SF (8)+(19) 54 3528
BD 3414 Cubs (26)+(23) 87 3501
JG 3415 SF (8)+(19) 61 3476
LD 3365 Cubs (26)+(23) 77 3442
FS 3192 Cubs (26)+(23) 78 3270
SC 3073 Bost (5) 41 3114
Posted By: Patrick

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/27/03 08:06 PM

hey j geoff, do you guys' do fantasy basketball? -Pat
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/27/03 08:27 PM

We haven't (we only started playing together since baseball started), but might. I don't know shit about basketball, but I usually build a team and leave it unless someone gets hurt. Don't spend much time w/ it. But maybe this year, if there's interest, we can do basketball...

I don't want to talk about it further here in the baseball thread, however.
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/27/03 08:35 PM

Dammit! Galarraga and Grissom aren't playing in Game 1. And I already lost Pizza-face in the Mutts game
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/27/03 11:35 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by plawrence:
[b]DAMN

I was sure DB was gonna take the Cubs.
[/b]
Now aren't you glad he didn't?

That c--ksucker Tim Worrell!
Posted By: fathersson

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/27/03 11:59 PM

I'm glad I took the clubs !
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/28/03 12:32 AM

Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/28/03 06:56 AM

It's the same story as yesterday: I would have taken the Cubs, except I was sure he was gonna take the Cubs, and if we both took the Cubs, then I'd have no chance to gain points.

Actually, I wish he had taken the Cubs, 'cause I'm gonna lose anyway, but at least I would have had some excitement, being able to root for a big inning or two from Pittsburgh.
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/28/03 07:01 AM

Yeah, yeah... stop whining and post tomorrow's PS's...
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/28/03 10:32 AM

Sunday

DB 67 3643
PL 54 3528
BD 90 3504
JG 61 3476
LD 80 3445
FS 81 3273
SC 41 3114
Posted By: Big Daddy Don

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/28/03 01:49 PM

No more daily line-up changes now - no more last night tweaking (well of lineups)

I don't know about anyone else but setting today was really tough - with the playoffs starting in a few days and games meaning nothing for a good many teams and pitchers being rested. My first PS choice was the SCRubbies, but the 2 Ws and Houston lose, I heard late that Wood is not pitching today and will start Tuesday, so they were out. SF conceding the home field to and all agreed NOT to play the game tomorrow so they will not have the travel day - so they were out. A lot of other thoughts went into it also - but in the end I took St. Louis - in short so I would have one more day to talk about my Woody. :p I sit squarely between Pork and Satan so I need my Woody to go really deep today. :rolleyes:

Ok now that I got that out of my system. I also picked a few Phillies. One being the Atlanta game means nothing to the Braves, I would hope a lot of starters don't play and today is the last day for the Vet so they are having a big boo-yah down there so the Phils want to go out with a Win. We'll see if that strategy works out well or not.

Funny thing about the Vet. The staduim before the Vet was Connie Mack. On it's last day many of the fans came to the game with tools since they were aloud to take the stadium apart for souveniers. One guy went to the bathroom in the 7th inning of that game and came back to find his seat gone - true story. They even took urinals - go figure. People were leaving with seats, padding from the dugout - the benches - the dirt - the police were able to save home plate but just barely. A helicopter was supposed to come into the stadium and using some wire pick up home plate and fly over the the new stadium - when all the fans rushed the field at the end and the helicopter tried to get somewhat near the stadium the dust etc was all over they had to call it off. Leave it to the Philly fans - you can tell your friends and neighbors that story over dinner now.

So I guess all that is left is to watch the games and see where we all end up. DB you got first so you are the 2nd half champion and nobody will be able to take that away from you - are you gonna make up a new avatar now ? Of course don't get too full of yourself - does anybody really remember who won the first half ?

All I remember from the first half is that I started 10 days late - have I ever mentioned that before ?

Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/28/03 03:10 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Big Daddy Don:
- does anybody really remember who won the first half ?
No. No, I don't believe I do....

I'm under the impression that has given up on everyone else playing but the top 3. While it is apparent that those are the only ones that really have a shot at winning right now, you can't discount the fact that I have been making a very strong though futile attempt at conquering 4th place and keeping my bronze in the OVERALL points category - because THAT'S what really matters, right?

Well, I never made it home yesterday at all. So today, on this last day of baseball, I should crash and burn pretty good with a ton of Cubs/LA/SF offensive players that I had for yesterday's doubleheaders. I still had a shot at tackling the Pork only lagging behind 31 points but with MY roster today it is gonna be tough.

Bear with me guys ...last regular game of the season and the end of rostering and late night tweaking...while Big Daddy is dancing a jig, I think I am getting a bit misty.

On 2nd thought, I think I AM gonna play next year
Posted By: Beth E

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/28/03 03:17 PM

Hey, Bad Daddy, you mean you're not making a drive over to Vet stadium and get your hands on any souveniers. I thought for sure you would at least put a bid in on the Liberty Bell. And those seats going for $280.00 are a bargain. They'd make a good addition to your next bar-b-cue.

And what's this about the Braves not playing their starters! If I don't get to see Vinny play today I'm holding you personally responsible.
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/28/03 03:31 PM

Bethie..what the hell?

Trading in Bon Jovi for Vinny? Your brain HAS gone soft.

However - making the move from rock stars to baseball players is ALWAYS good in my book. I have taught you well, Grasshoppa

But just cementing the already disclosed cold, hard fact that WE will never fight over the same man
Posted By: Beth E

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/28/03 03:44 PM

Better soft brains then soft......oh, never mind! Jon baby is always #1. I'll never kick him out of my bed for putting crumbs in it. I guess Vinny is the Flava of the month. Or as Geoff put it, squimish! :p What is the weird hand shake, arm smacking thingy dingy Vinny does? I gotta learn that. He can slap me around anytime.
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/28/03 04:16 PM

Last Day

DB 3643 Cards ()
PL 3528 Giants ()
BD 3504 Cards ()
JG 3476 Padres ()
LD 3445 Cubs (14) 32+
FS 3273 Cubs (14) 21+
SC 3114 Jays (22) 39+
JJ 2854 M's ()
OA 2785 Marlins (37) 41+
HH 2399 Yanks (28) 38+
Posted By: Big Daddy Don

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/28/03 04:37 PM

DB - what's this you picking the Cards purely defensively? Admit it - YOU FEAR ME - 150 points is still not enough you are not even being man enough to give me a chance to catch you. You have to take my PS knowing I can't make up all the points on offensive players alone - you damn sissy boy. :p

I might have to tell Beth all the other things you said about your game today now.

Actually PL is gonna be looking very closely at the Cards game today - he is surrounded by a couple of guys with Woody

Oh that doesn't sound very good at all - does it? :p

Is there any NFL players named Wood, Woody or Colon ? If not we are gonna be stuck for awhile ....
Posted By: fathersson

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/28/03 04:44 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by La Dolce Vita:

I'm under the impression that has given up on everyone else playing but the top 3. While it is apparent that those are the only ones that really have a shot at winning right now,

LDV, you always seem to hit things right on the head. Anyone below Pee-Lawrence just never mattered day to day to him. He was a man on a mission and I guess he didn't notice how arrogant he seems some of the time. He is here to win, not make friends!

Even if you or I had great nights he wouldn't notice your score and never say a word. He was only looking upwards. Days when he was on the losing end of the numbers for our group he seemed to disappear. A guy has to do what he has to do to get what he wants I guess.


Maybe I should have put more time into this in the early weeks and caught those doubleheaders. Once you miss them it is like missing a few days of playing as most gave you double the normal points. Hard to make up points, but I feel I did well many nights. Oh well live and learn. I had a great time playing anyway and the nights I put some real good time into it I did well. For a first timer I did what I thought I would, Like I told Big Daddy early on, if I could finish in the middle I would have been happy at the end.

I would play again next year and I really do want to thank Geoff for offering this up and everyone else for the great time playing, trash talking and in general something to look forward to each day! You are all great people and one of the main reasons I come to this board! and away from some of the weird people!
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/28/03 05:04 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by fathersson:

I did well many nights.
Yes you did, FS. Forgive me for not complimenting you on those nights you did well, and allow me to do so now, retroactively.

Quote:
For a first timer I did what I thought I would, Like I told Big Daddy early on, if I could finish in the middle I would have been happy at the end.
We were all "First Timers". My experience in life is that when you aspire to mediocrity, that's what you achieve.

And considering that the only person who played regularly (and I'm sure even he missed a few days) you finished in front of was SC, I'd hardly say that you finished "in the middle".

I will give you credit for sticking with it long after you had no chance to win, unlike JJ, OA, and HH. Unfortunately, though, beating those three was no achievement.
Posted By: fathersson

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/28/03 05:27 PM

I wondered how long it would take you to respond. Just playing the Phil Hellmourth (sp) school of playing!

You seem to miss the most important fact of all PL. IT IS ONLY A GAME! You play for the FUN and ENJOYMENT of the game.

When I set my goals, at the start I was telling DB the same thing and that finishing in the middle would be just as good as winning for me as long as I could have a challage and still have fun. Dam, who wants to add pressure to everyday life and make it seem like work without pay!

AS nice a guy as you are I think you let this game take a big part of you away and makes you hard, as many of us have noticed. Face it man, you let this game make you arrogant at times. I may be a younger person, but I can see it and I bet that it isn't the "real" Paul!

and don't forget Bethie would also dropped out so add them all together and you have me in the middle. See how you knocked everyone below you?

also you all played the first half of the season and by the way who even remember who won that first half!


By the way dose anyone think that we should open a weekly poker table on one of the webs sites since football is only a pick them one day a week game.
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/28/03 05:37 PM

Ah, I don't think PL is like that in real life - he sure wasn't when I met him those two times. Hell, I don't think we talked about baseball for more than a minute both times. But if we did, perhaps the devil in him would've come out!
Posted By: fathersson

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/28/03 05:56 PM

I know he isn't a bad guy like poeple say


Pop always taught us when we were younger. Play and have a good time, Play to win and win if you can, lose like you were still a winner, but don't be a whiner!

You are already a winner if you got something out of playing and keeping friends around will always mean more to you then a win that no one will really remember years from now.

If you win don't make the others feel bad or they will not come back to play again. I think this has a lot to do with playing cards!


By the way Geoff- Manly? Pop is my idea of what a real man is, but don't ever tell him I said that.
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/28/03 06:02 PM

It may only be a game, but any game worth playing is worth playing to win. I'm certain that JG, LD, BD and DB, the others who played every single day (except for BD, of course, who started 10 days late), wanted to win every bit as much as I did.

I'm wondering if you sit in a poker game with the same attitude "It's only a game, you play for the fun and enjoyment". If that's the case, I'd be happy to sit across the table from you and take your money anytime. In 40 years of poker playing, I can tell you that the only winners are those who play to win. The fun and enjoyment guys usually make an early exit.

Your goals? Sounds to me like you were making excuses before you even started. This game was certainly nothing but fun for me, added no pressure whatsoever to my everyday life, and never seemed like "work without pay". I enjoyed it a great deal, and even cemented a few "cyber-friendships" which I didn't have before.

Did this game make me arrogant and hard? Please. It's all trash talk. If it seemed as though I was a little harder on you, well, so be it. If anyone else here found me arrogant, please accept my apologies. :rolleyes:

Finally, I don't see how Bethie dropping out has anything to do with anything, unless you're assuming that you would have beaten her. Fact remains, of the 7 people who played every day, you finished 6th. And seemed satisfied to do so. And how am I knocking those below me? All I said was JJ, OA and HH didn't play, so beating them was no achievement.

Now, a weekly poker game? See above. Just tell me where and when. It would be my pleasure. Or do you play poker to win because money is involved? I mean, it is just a game. :p
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/28/03 07:13 PM

BTW - I assume tomorrow we'll see what ESPN's post season game will be all about. Hopefully it'll be better than last year's game, especially if they're gonna charge for it...
Posted By: fathersson

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/28/03 07:28 PM

Yea, Yea, Yea. Say something that we didn't think you would say. Christ Pee- Lawrence
the more you post the more you prove to me that I am right in what I say.

That old crap about any game worth playing is worth playing to win! Christ man wake up man. It is one thing to want to win it is another to knock others and show your mean arrogant side. To tell the truth the more you come back with this crap the more of a problem I think you have. Like I said more then once you twist and turn shit like a spin doctor.

Just keep knocking me, it may make you feel better to yourself. You have been spinning crap all week once you knew you couldn't win the game!
You want to know the truth I may not have finished up top, but unlike you it is not going to eat away at me like it is you!

Pee-Larwence talking: being second is being the 1st loser!


I love how you have to keep the crap about me not being in the middle of the field. We started with 12 or so people, if they drop they were still a part of it. I guess I should have stopped playing like you told us a few weeks back since we couldn't win, then I wouldn't have counted either.

So you need to beat us to have an achievement at something? Then we who finished below you are all glad to have helped you feel better about yourself!

Yes, PL this is a Fantasy Game. A poker game online would also be a Fantasy Game to share with a group of nice folks over the Internet. I am sure there isn't many on this board that would be willing to risk their hard earned money. I bet sports with a bookie and yes I would be betting a whole lot different with my book bets then I would with Fantasy bets! Wouldn't you?


Now with your big bad bold statement about playing for real money and taking my money ANYTIME. You sound more like Phil Hellmourth (SP) and his arrogant way of playing. Did you see last week how a nobody kicked his ass in the final table and he made a fool of himself in front of the TV crowd, just like you are doing here.

You are acting so bold and brassy over the Internet, but lets make one thing real clear if you and I were playing for REAL money and you and I were sitting across from each other at a table. I would still be having fun. Yes, eat your heart out and grab another glass of milk and some rolaids for your belly!

I would not be jerking off and telling jokes and pissing my money away, but I would be there to have fun and ENJOY THE GAME something you don't seem to understand. If it wasn't fun and enjoyable I would not be gambling and risking money. I should be unhappy and play?

Something tells me you would be very easy to upset in a card game and then after a few loses you may not play up to the player you think you are!

I joined in for the 2nd half of Fantasy Baseball not for an achievement but to enjoy myself. I would have hoped that you would have been playing for the same reason. Sorry to hear that this meant so much more to you and you feel you have to twist and turn thing to justify things.

I hope to play next year for the fun of it and I hope you are there. I also enjoy the trash talking and very often you will see me use the to show a joking matter. Maybe you should add those to your post so people may be able to read you better. Just a thought. Of course saying something nice to some other players once in a while rather then KILL the bastards and things still matter to those below you would surely help.

Now it is on to FANTASY FOOTBALL! Maybe I can do better at that! See you on the field!

From the sixth place loser with

Warmest Regards,
Fathersson/Michael
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/28/03 07:41 PM

Brutal! I can tell by that post you haven't played w/ Woody today
Posted By: fathersson

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/28/03 07:54 PM

Sorry Geoff, wasn't trying to be mean or brutal. Just call it a chance to make a nice guy alittle nice maybe.

I'm home alone, family is gone, girlfriend is back on campus and I'm trying to catch Baseball, Football and NASCAR all at once. Even with the slipt big screen and the Computer in the same room it is tuff! Maybe I could talk the old man into a five way split on a new crystal flat screen tv.

What is wrong with those Bills today?

Sorry, should have posted that in the Fantasy Football thread.
Posted By: Beth E

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/28/03 09:48 PM

Boy, I hope this is all trash tawking here. After all, this is supposed to be FUN. I echo Geoff's sentiments. Paul is a pussy cat. (Just don't tell him I said that).

With that said, time for nasty talk between me and DB. With the Braves/Cubbies starting Tuesday we need to do a little friendly bickering. You know I love ya, Doucheman, but time for me to put the curse on the Cubbies. Geez, also realized a little Eric/Vinny banter for me and Buffy. May the best hunk win!
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/28/03 10:49 PM

Raise your hand if you think this guy is serious

EDIT: Let me amend the above. I know this guy is serious. I've been baiting him for ten weeks; What did I expect?
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/28/03 10:50 PM

Meow.

DB, allow me to be the first to congratulate you on your (surprising ) second half win.

I'm sure that you are quite surprised yourself, since you certainly weren't playing to win, but simply for the fun and enjoyment of the game.

And if you're one of those who found me to be arrogant and hard and who felt that the game "took a big part of me away" as, supposedly, many of you noticed, well, please accept my apologies for that.

And if I ignored your good nights and streaks, my compliments for your terrific pitching run notwithstanding, then I also apologize for that.

And now if you'll all excuse me, I have go find my Rolaids. Finishing second here is eating away at me.

Congrats again.
Posted By: Beth E

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/28/03 11:39 PM

If being 2nd here is eating away at you, what is being 0-4 in Fantasy Football doing to ya?

What's this with the Giants and Mets refusing to play the game tomorrow. Is it allowed just because it would be for home field advantage? I thought that would be against some rule.
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/28/03 11:47 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Beth E:
If being 2nd here is eating away at you, what is being 0-4 in Fantasy Football doing to ya?

I'm not 0-4 yet , am I? Me and Commissioner Daddy both have guys that didn't play yet.

Besides, as I told BD before the season started: I'll be happy to just finish somewhere in the middle, have a little challenge and some fun, and make some friends. I really don't care if I win or not.
Posted By: fathersson

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/28/03 11:51 PM

Eat your heart out PL. Mocking me only makes my case! You sound like Vercetti

How hard was it really for you to give Douche his rewards as 2nd half winner?


See, you know it is true but making fun of it will not change it, the truth is eating you alive. Better watch out or a man of your age may have a heart attack!

Or you may be up all night worrying about everything.

and after I send you my warmest regards! Don't worry I know you still care!


By the way let me add, Good Luck in Football. It should be alot of fun!
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/28/03 11:54 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by plawrence:
I'm not 0-4 yet , am I?
Yeah, pretty much. Go to that msg board and see the results w/ 2 games left... :p
Posted By: Beth E

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/28/03 11:59 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by plawrence:

I'm not 0-4 yet , am I? Me and Commissioner Daddy both have guys that didn't play yet.

QUOTE]
Yeah, if you can come back from a 58-17 deficit I think the rest of us will need rolaids. Plus, it'll prove the point that you really do have a deal with Satan.
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/29/03 12:32 AM

Season Two - Finale (Unofficial)

DB 3643 Cards (3) 36 3679
PL 3528 Giants (17) 45 3573
BD 3504 Cards (3) 29 3533
JG 3476 Padres (-7) 6 3482
LD 3445 Cubs (14) 32 3477
FS 3273 Cubs (14) 31 3304
SC 3114 Jays (22) 41 3155
BE 3115 Cubs (14) 32 3147
JJ 2854 M's (18) 41 2895
OA 2785 Marlins (37) 63 2848
HH 2399 Yanks (28) 47 2446

While it's been my pleasure doing the nightly math, I will add that I won't miss it.
Posted By: fathersson

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/29/03 12:45 AM

You have always been great Geoff. Thank You for the invite and all the work you did each morning!

DB- great win and great scores, night after night!
Now where do we get that machine to help with next year?
Go for the poster with the two gals! It also is a winner! That is if the little women at home will let you put it up! Then you would really be a double winner!
Posted By: Beth E

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/29/03 12:48 AM

Even though it's still "unofficial" let me offer my congrats to the Doucheman on his victory. You do get a poster from Geoff, so see if you can pry "The Kiss" poster from his, cold, dead fingers. You know, this is sort of like baseball. You're the World Series Champion now. And who ever remembers who won last year.

And remember, they can never take this away from you.
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/29/03 12:49 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by fathersson:
You have always been great Geoff. Thank You for the invite and all the work you did each morning!
PL was the morning guy... he still has to do his part tomorrow

Quote:
Cont'd by fathersson:
Now where do we get that machine to help with next year?
http://www.BaseballSexToysForMen.com

Quote:
Cont'd by fathersson:
That is if the little women at home will let you put it up!
If he has more than one woman at home, he don't need no stinkin' poster!
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/29/03 12:59 AM

Yeah, Douchebag - Congrats!! You were a tough cookie, and I just couldn't hang on for, oh, the last few weeks! I think Plaw deserves "Most Improved" since he was squatting in Bethie's basement apartment for so long. Speaking of which - Bethie - you HAVE to join the BBC group again so we can get your final standing :p

Don't forget to change your title to "Gangster BB Fantasy Baseball League Second Half Winner". Cuz I know PL is gonna change his to "Gangster BB Fantasy Baseball League OVERALL Winner"


Douche - PM or email your address to me if you want your GF poster. Buffy finally got hers (Plaw and Bad Daddy apparently don't want theirs cuz I never got their addresses...)
Posted By: Beth E

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/29/03 01:05 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by J Geoff:
Speaking of which - Bethie - you HAVE to join the BBC group again so we can get your final standing :p

Fine, there you go. Just remember, I haven't played for weeks and missed about 3 DH's. Still, I'm not in last place, so I think that accounts for something.
Posted By: fathersson

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/29/03 01:05 AM

Then we should thank PL for the morning scores!and I think Sc did some too.

and ask you why you have your that link so handy? do you mind if we all use your account?

Oops, another typo for a certain someone to piss about! Then again you know how Bd and those Mormons are! Women, women every where! and not a woman to sleep with.
Posted By: fathersson

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/29/03 01:08 AM

By the way is anyone having trouble getting into the Fantasy Football site?
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/29/03 01:11 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by Beth E:
Fine, there you go. Just remember, I haven't played for weeks and missed about 3 DH's. Still, I'm not in last place, so I think that accounts for something.
Thanks! And to think, coming into today, you were ahead of SC!
Posted By: fathersson

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/29/03 01:23 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by J Geoff:
Yeah
Douche - PM or email your address to me if you want your GF poster. Buffy finally got hers (Plaw and Bad Daddy apparently don't want theirs cuz I never got their addresses...)
They are afraid of what other things they would get in the mail! After that last link you posted. I hope they come in a plain brown wrapper!
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/29/03 09:52 AM

OK. Here's the Final. And, as they say at the track, "This race is official"

DB 36 3679
PL 45 3573
BD 29 3533
JG 05 3482
LD 32 3477
FS 31 3304
SC 44 3155
BE 32 3147
JJ. 41 2895
OA 63 2848
HH 48 2446


And, the Overall Points Final.You didn't think I was gonna forget that, did you?

PL 8348 (I'm far too modest to make a comment about myself)
JG 8097 (hangs on for second)
LD 8071 (if the season only lasted another day or two)
DB 8004 (watch out for him next year)
BD 7667 (started 10 days late)
SC 6983 (would be a threat if he played every day)
OA 6704 (was busy pressing olives most of the season)
HH 6177 (sore loser-gave up early when Giambi did poorly)
JJ. 4883 (I heard his fiancee won't let him play)
FS 4375 (no threat--doesn't play to win)
BE 4243 (how'd she do that? get back in the game, I mean)
UU 3924 (anyone see Judge Crater?)
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/29/03 10:36 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by fathersson:
Eat your heart out PL. Mocking me only makes my case! You sound like Vercetti
Vercetti? God forbid. Minus the spelling errors and profanity, I hope. But jeez, that one really hurt.

Quote:
How hard was it really for you to give Douche his rewards as 2nd half winner?
Practically imposible. As a matter of fact, I was choking as I wrote the words, and threw up as soon as I finished


Quote:
See, you know it is true but making fun of it will not change it, the truth is eating you alive. Better watch out or a man of your age may have a heart attack!
Thanks for the good wishes. I hope it's not a case of "your mouth to God's ears".

"Lamont. Lamont . I think this is it. This is the big one"
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/29/03 10:39 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by J Geoff:

Don't forget to change your title to "Gangster BB Fantasy Baseball League Second Half Winner". Cuz I know PL is gonna change his to "Gangster BB Fantasy Baseball League OVERALL Winner"
Nah, I got a better one. And the avatar to go with it.
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/29/03 12:10 PM

For a second I thought Cam was back again!

And now Mistersixer?! Man, I should've retired that one when I had the chance! My heart skipped a beat

Arrogant, I can see - but Hard? Are you on Viagra 24/7 now?
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/29/03 12:46 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by plawrence:
UU 3924 (anyone see Judge Crater?)
Lets put a call into Gary Condit's office...
Posted By: Beth E

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/29/03 01:19 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by plawrence:
BE 4243 (how'd she do that? get back in the game, I mean)
It's..... magic !
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/29/03 02:00 PM

Well... it's been an interesting weekend guys... :rolleyes:

So much anger... so much passion... now don't you guys wish you put all that anger, passion, emotion into your fantasy team! :p

Who am I to talk- I got spanked like a baby by Bethie this weekend. Ugghh... that was ugly.



I guess the sports gods must have felt that having me win fantasy baseball, the Cubbies winning the NL Central and me beating Bethie with so many of my key players injured/on bye week (and yes Bethie, that is my excuse :p ) would be too much of a good thing.

EDIT: Maybe I should have put that I got spanked like a baby by Bethie in fantasy football.
Posted By: Beth E

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/29/03 02:03 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Don Sicilia:
Who am I to talk- I got spanked like a baby by Bethie this weekend. Ugghh... that was ugly.

[IMG]
I know I should have some witty retort, but it's too early in the morning! :p

Don't worry Bad Daddy, I've got plenty of punch left for you for next week.
Posted By: Big Daddy Don

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/29/03 02:05 PM

I'm bored. This is usually my time to do my initial setup of my roster.

Not really although I will admit I enjoyed the camaraderie (well until the last day or so) and I even got into the trash talking piece - although just a small bit very near the end. :rolleyes:

But it was getting to be a bit of work, as you find yourself in the thick of a few races - some time during the day some time at night, it will be nice to get that time back I will admit. And I also have to thank Pork and Satan and SC for the morning and nightly updates, I understand that doing so took some time and it was handy to have.

It is only a shame that I can't type this all in bronze letters. Boo-yah - third place, and a few more days I would have knocked PL's sorry a$$ back to down to third also and been typing in silver. :p The Pork and I had quite a battle going the last few days - he leapfrogs me with 3 games to go, I leapfrog him with 1 and it was down to the wire on the last day. So I will take my bronze medal - without an * as someone had to in the first half and be happy. And as PL told me in a PM - you could tell the really good players in the second half they all got over 3,500 points. All the rest were - how did you say it? - scum bag losers. Or something like that.
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/29/03 02:14 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Big Daddy Don:
And as PL told me in a PM - you could tell the really good players in the second half they all got over 3,500 points.
I think you misread that PM. What he said was, those with 8000 or more combined points were the really good players. :p
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/29/03 02:16 PM

Don't worry PL, I felt nothing but love from your congratulatory post! :p

I'm sure that you are quite surprised yourself, since you certainly weren't playing to win, but simply for the fun and enjoyment of the game.
Heck yeah, I was playing for fun and enjoyment. No, that's not it, what I was really playing for was The Kiss poster.


And if you're one of those who found me to be arrogant and hard and who felt that the game "took a big part of me away" as, supposedly, many of you noticed, well, please accept my apologies for that.

That's nothin', I lost a finger on the last day trying to set my defensive strategy team. [By the way, I didn't found you neither arrogant nor hard. You were a worthy opponent, my friend.]

And if I ignored your good nights and streaks, my compliments for your terrific pitching run notwithstanding, then I also apologize for that.
This is the only thing I got against you... trying to jinx my pitching staff run.
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/29/03 02:20 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Big Daddy Don:
DB - what's this you picking the Cards purely defensively? Admit it - YOU FEAR ME - 150 points is still not enough you are not even being man enough to give me a chance to catch you.
Taking the Cards defensively?? You knew that the I didn't look at anyone below PL, didn't you? :p
Posted By: Big Daddy Don

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/29/03 02:22 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by J Geoff:
What he said was, those with 8000 or more combined points were the really good players. :p
Well I would have had over 8000 points overall - but in the first half - I did start 10 games late though, in case you didn't know. :p
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/29/03 02:41 PM

Here's my Oscar speech...

First off, I would like to thank all you for making each day fun and enjoyable. I check this thread before anything else in the day just to make sure I didn't miss any banter from the night before. I feel that I've made some great friends in this mini-board of ours and I look forward to beating those involved in fantasy football. (The last part was a joke... kind of! :p )

Thank you Pork and Plaw for posting morning and nightly scores. You guys are great. You know I would have helped if I wasn't in Central time (or took more pee breaks! )

I would like to mention that all of you were great competitors. A special shout-out to the Doubleheader league (and SC) who played almost everyday for both halves, especially you Plaw. I could really tell you were doing the work to try to catch up, and believe me, I was feeling the pressure. It made me pick up my game more. This thing was a marathon. FS, you were mastering the fun-da-mentals at the end. What were you doing picking those doubleheaders at the end? :p I, personally, am one of those who play to win. If you play to have fun and you accomplished that, then good for you. Whatever floats your boat, man.

Alright, enough of this mushy stuff. I'll write my end of the year awards and predictions later.
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/29/03 03:09 PM

Last whine alert...

Ughhh... I just saw Buffy passed me for third place in the overall standings. I think she should get an asterisk because I was playing defensively in those last two doubleheaders. :p

Whine alert over!
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/29/03 03:34 PM

Yes, since there is no medal for FIFTH place, at least I got a nice bronze in the overall standings - which is all that really matters anyway, right? :rolleyes:

Plus I noticed I led the Week in points. Wow, if only we had a couple more weeks, I think I could have made it back up the ladder!

Congrats DoucheMan.

I'm ready to play all over again....
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/29/03 06:52 PM

Here are my awards for the second half:

MVP: Ummmm... I hate to nominate myself- seems kind of stupid- so I'll leave this spot open. I'll nominate Pork and PL for doing the scoring and PS updates.

Comeback Player of the Half: I agree with JG. Plaw came from a long way back.

Trash Talker Award: It would have to go to Bad Daddy. In terms of consistency, I think he takes it. Slowed down at the end, but that's only because Plaw told him that he had no chance of winning so why bother! :p Oops, was I not supposed to tell anyone.

Rookie of The Half: We didn't have any rookies. For the Overall, it goes to Plaw since it is all our first year playing and he won the overall.

Player Most Likely to Change his ISP: Pork. Damn ISP cost him a chance at first place.

Potential Surprise Player Next Year (if we play!): Bad Daddy. He showed us some consistency in the 2nd half climbing all the way up to third place.

Other than myself, Player Most Likely to Win Next Year: None of us. Nobody is playing this freaking game again! Where is that waving guy? :p
Posted By: Beth E

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/29/03 06:57 PM

Very nice, Doucheman. What exactly is the "award" that everyone should get?

Do I at least get an honorable mention for shaking my pom poms?
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/29/03 07:08 PM

A look back at my old predictions...

Player Most Likely to Fizzle and Burn: Plaw. After his deal with the devil to get JKidd back, I predict a 5th place finish for . Go Nets!

Hmmm... Plaw finished in second place. That's pretty good considering his deal. Must have made another deal, didn't you Plaw! :p

Player Most Likely to Have a Curse Named After [b]Her: Bethie. The first half, the Bethie curse really didn't do any damage, save a few points here and there. Come second half, we will all see the full brunt of this dreaded curse. As Kurtz said, "The horror... The horror..." [/b]

You guys notice that I started doing well when Bethie left... Hmmm....

How Many Days it will Take Bad Daddy to Complain About Picking the Wrong Pitching Staff: 2
I just looked. He complained on the first day.

How Many Days it will Take Pork to Complain About Picking the Wrong Pitching Staff: 1
See Bad Daddy prediction. I was right on this one.

How Many Woody and Wood References We Will Have in the 2nd Half: 342

Not as many this half. We had references to stimulators, killing a waving guy, and "honey." Wood must be down. By the way, Wood will give the Braves as much as they can handle tomorrow.

How Many Times Plaw will complain about the innuendo: 2
More. Definitely more.

Player Most Likely to Invite the Youngsters into the Game: Fatherson
Not this time. I'll nominate FS as the Player Most Likely to Argue with PL. :p

Player Most Likely to Lose His Curse in the 2nd Half: SC. I see SC spending Plaw-esque amount of time in this game for the second half.
Nope. He spent all that time coming up with one-liners!
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/29/03 11:53 PM

This really sucks....

1) The game is over, and I didn't win the second half
2) No team to pick tonight (Hey, hey I'm a junkie)
3) Looks like ESPN doesn't have a Fantasy Playoff Game, either
4) I didn't win the second half
5) I miss everyone already
6) I'm doing lousy in both football games
7) FS isn't around to bait and argue with
8) I thought you were all my friends, and then I find out that you all thought I was arrogant and hard
9) 184 days until April 1st, when we can all start playing again
10) I didn't win the second half
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/30/03 12:04 AM

Alas, I don't see any postseason game either. They had one every year. But I'm gonna keep checking http://games.espn.go.com/ -- maybe they'll add one late (tho that would suck).

The Playoff Challege was located here , but it still says 2002 :rolleyes: In that game I ended up at only 48.12% cuz most of my players were Yankees... You had to pick a roster that you thought would last from day one to the end of the world series. Quite impossible. But you got a discount for 5 teams (rosters)... and I still did lousy
Posted By: SC

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/30/03 12:06 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by Don Sicilia:
[b]Player Most Likely to Lose His Curse in the 2nd Half: SC. I see SC spending Plaw-esque amount of time in this game for the second half.
Nope. He spent all that time coming up with one-liners! [/b]
Take my friend, plaw.......PLEASE!
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/30/03 12:13 AM

You know, I'm thinking (always dangerous)...

The salary cap values are still up there. We could do our own fantasy playoff game with the same format. The only problem is "Roster Security", i.e. how do you keep your roster a secret from everyone else until the picks are locked?

We'd need a volunteer to act as commissioner and not play. Everyone could PM him or her their team each day. All they'd have to do is post them. I'd be happy to keep the stats.
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/30/03 12:21 AM

Today kind of reminds me of when I was a kid in the summer, and camp was over.

Like, it's over, and you have kind of an empty feeling.
Posted By: Big Daddy Don

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/30/03 12:55 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by plawrence:

5) I miss everyone already
Everyone ???

6) I'm doing lousy in both football games

Lousy may be an understatment - you lost to a 'chick' - twice.

8) I thought you were all my friends, and then I find out that you all thought I was arrogant and hard

I never thought you were hard :p
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/30/03 01:26 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by Big Daddy Don:
[quote]Originally posted by plawrence:
[b]
5) I miss everyone already
Everyone ???

[/b][/quote]Yeah, everyone.

I love a good argument.
I've been accused of arguing just for sport. To which I reply, "Who, me?"
I just always make sure to pick my opponents carefully. You won't see me getting into any arguments with Alan Dershowitz or Johnny Cochrane.
Posted By: Big Daddy Don

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/30/03 02:36 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by plawrence:
5) I miss everyone already
Everyone ???

Yeah, everyone.

So what you are really saying is you miss me. I knew it.

Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/30/03 04:36 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by plawrence:
We could do our own fantasy playoff game...
Someone's a little addicted

That sounds like an awful lot of work! Besides, I don't think we'd get everyone ready in time (1pm ET tomorrow) - and - the research would be much more difficult w/o seeing the numbers in front of us like before. I don't know... I'll gladly play an ESPN-hosted playoff game, if there is one, but maybe it's time to hang it up and worry about pigskin a bit more

Just my thought.
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/30/03 03:41 PM

Seems official totals changed a bit. Here are the Final Results of the Second Half:



Interestingly, Bad Daddy never won a week, yet was able to pull off Third Place. I guess he'd get the Most Consistent award for the Second Half.

And, for prosperity sake, here are the results of the First Half one more time:

Posted By: Big Daddy Don

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/30/03 04:02 PM

That's me - Mr. Consistency.

If you look at the last few weeks and notice the trend - once I mastered the fundamentals - one more week and PL would have been sitting with the bronze. :p
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/30/03 06:51 PM

Here are our places in the overall standings for the 2nd half (out of 77,556 people)

DB 698
PL 1551
BD 1939
JG 2792
LD 2870
FS 6980
SC 12874
BE 13107
JJ. 31255
OA 35443
HH 60416

I apologize if it's different from your real place. The difference is due to rounding. From the first half, the error is plus or minus 0.6%.
Posted By: Big Daddy Don

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/30/03 07:05 PM

You must have a lot of free time on your hands now .... :p

Actually since my actual ranking was lower I wanted that posted.

1891 97.5%

Reality is I don't really care what is as long as it is better than Pork and Buffy.
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/30/03 07:09 PM

More fun with statistics...

Below is our average placement in the second half. This should be a measure of consistency, because it discounts the event when a player wins one week by a huge amount and doesn't do so well the rest of the weeks.

DB 3.18
PL 3.73
BD 4.09
JG 4.18
LD 4.36
FS 5.00
SC 5.64
BE 5.64

OVERALL (I didn't average in any weeks where people didn't the full week):

PL 3.79
LD 4.13
DB 4.25
JG 4.38
BD 4.79
SC 6.67
FS 6.79
BE 7.14
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/30/03 08:12 PM

I'm back to normalcy....didya guys miss me? :p

I noticed I didn't get any awards...surely I did SOMETHING noteworthy (that can be mentioned publicly).

Guess I can be somewhat satisfied with the last chart DoucheMan concocted which shows me 2nd in overall placement (whatever the hell that is) At least it LOOKS pretty.

I am having the DT's. Really. Playoffs are great but I need to have my hand in something. Thank goodness for football though I can't believe I let Bledsoe screw me a second time after last week.....
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/30/03 08:25 PM

YANKEES SUCK!!!

Freakin' TWINS?? We've OWNED the Twins!! As usual, the Yankees play down to the competition and get beat by the poor teams... assholes!!! WTF, Moose?!

Well, ...had we made picks today... in true Curse of Pork fashion, I'd've lost w/ the Wankers... How many woulda had Wood today? I just lost my wood, after that limp performance...
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/30/03 08:41 PM

I would have picked the Plaw's favorite pitcher, Jason Schmidt, today.
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/30/03 08:54 PM

btw - I have NEVER lost a sports bet here in 2 years of playing.

But, I will concede I lost BOTH bets I made with - one that I bet I would beat him in the 2nd half and the other that I would beat him overall.

The bet was dinner X two. If and when we ever occupy the same space - I will make good on both of them. Chow down,
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/30/03 09:13 PM

LDV - Take'm to Louis' Restaurant in the Bronx. Just make sure you hit the Ladies Room first to wash up. Be sure to look behind the, the chain thing.
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/30/03 09:22 PM

Shhhhh!!!! Reading my mind again, Pork. Our little secret, ok?

And look at you - all this coming from the guy who couldn't even kick plaw in the shins per request from me....

Oh wait. I forgot. Randy Moss is a biatch. Therefore, I am not speaking to you.....
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/30/03 09:29 PM

A little bitter, are we!

Don't worry Buffy. Randy Moss won't destroy you this week.

I have a Priest and a Ricky to do that!
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/30/03 09:32 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Don Sicilia:
I have a Priest and a Ricky to do that!
Are you SERIOUS?????!!!

Ok.

I will now be on perpetual for probably the next 13 weeks....
Posted By: Beth E

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/30/03 09:45 PM

How about those Twins!!!

The Sports Programming Gods don't like me. I was all set to cuddle up on the couch in my jammies and watch the Braves game, but it's not televised here. Oh, the inhumanity! Why do these things always happen to me!
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/30/03 09:51 PM

That's alright Bethie. You don't want to see the Braves get jammed up by Wood tonight anyway.
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/30/03 09:57 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Don Sicilia:
You don't want to see the Braves get jammed up by Wood tonight anyway.
I want to see that. Sounds exciting!

Listings say it is on in my area. Bethie, if you leave now.........
Posted By: Beth E

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/30/03 09:57 PM

There's a sodomizing joke there somewhere but I'll leave it alone.

Go Sammy! !
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/30/03 10:24 PM

And the

Well, I hope the :p
Posted By: Beth E

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 09/30/03 10:44 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Don Sicilia:
And oh yea, Wood is going to drill Vinny tonight. And yes, that was a sodomizing joke! :p
Are you trying to make me jealous, or just turn me on? :p THAT I would love to watch.
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 10/01/03 03:07 AM

Consistency...Someone could be consistently good or consistently bad.

I'd measure it by who has the smallest variation between their worst week and best week.

But I ain't doing it tonight.

God, I miss this game...
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 10/01/03 03:26 AM

This is for Buffy....



Remind anyone of anyone they know?
Posted By: Beth E

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 10/01/03 03:31 AM

Somebody pass the defib paddles. This game is gonna kille me. Ok, Doucheman, you've had fun with you Wood, now knock it off. Did you see Wood's wife in the stands crying and cheering for her hubby. I felt like slapping her across the face and yelling, "Snap out of it". Ok, so I just felt like slapping her across the face for the hell of it. Oh, why, did I find a channel with this game on!!

I have to admit, Kerry Wood is kinda cute. :rolleyes: Somebody slap me!
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 10/01/03 03:40 AM

Bethie!! You are up at THIS hour? Good God, the baseball bug has bit you...congratulations and welcome to the land of the living. Or is it just Vinnie that keeps you up at night?

And Kerry Wood? Ick. Guys like him and Brett Favre look like they are right out of Deliverance. I hear banjos when I see them

Ok, Game Over...yay Cubbies!!

You can go to bed now and cry on your pillow Bethie....
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 10/01/03 03:44 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by plawrence:
This is for Buffy....



Remind anyone of anyone they know?
I would say yes, but my breasts are bigger

plaw. Glad you think of me in this manner

Sometimes I would LOVE to be married to a sports-jock-remote-hogging-beer-guzzling-crotch-scratching-couch-potato. On Sundays and Monday nights, it would be bliss!
Posted By: Beth E

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 10/01/03 12:06 PM

Oh, those late into the night games are gonna kill me, Buffy. And BTW, I didn't say Woodro was HOT, just had that bad boy edge. I hate pretty, cookie cutter freaks. Speaking of freaks, can someone explain to me how that monkey face Ortiz won 21 games? SF can take back their reject.

And speaking of Vinny, notice who made the last hit for the Braves? He looked all lonesome out there with none of those scrubs bringing him home. I felt like putting my arms around that 6'1, 205lb Mexicana and saying, "Don't worry dear, you'll never be lonely with me around". I know, my daughter already called me crazy last night for yelling at the radio. I didn't know it was televised and listened to it on the radio until the 6th inning. Good thing, cause if I saw that Cubs 4th inning on tv I would have surely put my fist through the tv screen. I'm thinking that would have hurt a bit.
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 10/01/03 02:03 PM

ahem... ahem...

O.K., I got it...

Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 10/01/03 02:06 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by plawrence:
God, I miss this game...
You know what's bad Plaw... It's almost instinctual now to see a pitching line and count how many points I would have scored.

Last night... Schmidt... 29 points...
Posted By: Beth E

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 10/01/03 02:07 PM

Feeling kind of cocky this morning are we Doucheman? All I know is my Sammy curse somewhat worked. What was he limited to, 2 walks? I gotta find a better person to hit with my curse. Maybe this time instead of banging into Marcus Giles Prior can ram into a foul line pole or something. But still, that whooping was nothing like what I gave you this weekend, so keep your pants up for the time beingg.
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 10/01/03 02:50 PM

Wild scene last night at Wrigley... There were a lot of people just hanging out at the stadium, all the bars were packed. Outside souvenier vendors had their tents up. You woulda thought there was a game going on!
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 10/01/03 03:09 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by plawrence:
Consistency...Someone could be consistently good or consistently bad.

I'd measure it by who has the smallest variation between their worst week and best week.

But I ain't doing it tonight.
True, someone can be consistently bad or good. You're talking about standard deviation, correct??

If you are, Bethie is the most consistent.

Player AveragePerWeek StandardDeviation
BE 279.8 37.2
SC 264.7 45.1
LD 318.1 51.0
BD 314.1 51.3
PL 329.1 62.7
DB 312.0 69.0
JG 318.3 71.6
FS 281.4 77.6

This is for the overall and does not take into account weeks where we don't play a full 7 day week (week 1 and weeks BD, BE, FS entered), weeks more than 7 days (week 1 of second half), and weeks that a player does not play (first 9 weeks for BE and FS).
Posted By: Beth E

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 10/01/03 03:13 PM

The question is, what was I consistent at? I guess that's the "award" I get then, huh, Doucheman. Ms. Constistentality.
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 10/01/03 03:23 PM

You can't get an award Bethie, you QUITTER! When the going got tough, you -the tough - packed up your toys and went home!

We could do like the Miss America pagaent:

Miss Congeniality = - his daily ramblings were like a ray of sunshine! :rolleyes:

Talent Award = Big Daddy. Ever hear so many rim shots? Try the veal, it's the best in the city!

Swimsuit Competition = Buffy, of course. Red bikinis rock! Although I think a couple of these guys are sporting their Wood in a thong or two...

I'm with , I miss it too. I never missed the fantasy game that much in the past 4 years I played with my work peeps.

Wow, what does that say about all youse guys??? :p
Posted By: Beth E

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 10/01/03 03:30 PM

Tough? When did things get tough? I believe I was in 5th when I bolted. And I don't remember taking my toys with me. Didn't you notice those basement dwellers were having far too much fun down there. They had to be doing something to keep themselves amused.
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 10/01/03 03:41 PM

Or we could do those Best/Most Awards like in high school:

Most Studious:
Most Friendly: I'll get this one since I got it in high school.
Class Clown: Tie- Bad Daddy and SC
Most Handsome: Pork
Most Beautiful: Interestingly enough, Pork as well! He is, after all, a metrosexual! :p Best Legs: I don't know, but if I had to guess, SC!
Biggest Nerd: Me
Cutest Couple: Two words... pom poms
Most Outspoken: Tie- PL and FS
Most Whiny: Pork. He's been drinking more whine than he's used to. It's good for you, Pork.
Most Unique: Bethie. I think you should be the class clown too!
Most Likely to Succeed: Buffy. Any woman who can juggle a family, work, and be a sports fan at the same time is a winner in my book.
Posted By: Beth E

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 10/01/03 03:45 PM

Wow, I'm a unique individual. And I get to bump Bad Daddy and SC as class clown, too, I rock! But Buffy is gonna kick your ass on the "best legs" Doucheman. I see the rockets getting ready for blast off now!
Posted By: Beth E

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 10/01/03 03:51 PM

And another thing, if everyone doesn't stop with this sappy, "I miss you guys" blubber we're gonna have to bring out the banjo and guitar and sing campfire songs.

What's that in my eye? Is someone peeling an onion?
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 10/01/03 03:54 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Don Sicilia:

Most Handsome: Pork
Most Beautiful: Interestingly enough, Pork as well! He is, after all, a metrosexual!
Aww, are you trying to be my honey now? These crushes boys have these days...

However, I am more often the 'retrosexual' variety!

Most Whiny: Pork. He's been drinking more whine than he's used to. It's good for you, Pork.

F**K!! I cannot BELIEVE the piece-of-CRAP Yankees LOST to those freakin' TWINS!!! Whaaaaaaaa!!!! :rolleyes:

Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 10/01/03 03:59 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by J Geoff:
Aww, are you trying to be my honey now? These crushes boys have these days...
No, I don't have a crush. Bad Daddy already said he'll kick my butt. I believe his exact words were, "He's marked. Don't go near him. Ever." :p
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 10/01/03 04:11 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Don Sicilia:
"He's marked. Don't go near him. Ever."
Marked, like a dog? Yeah, I smell like dog piss - or Bad Daddy piss?? Eww. But I thought Bad Daddy was still trying to get his honey Plaw back...

This is worse than a Mexican soap opera!
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 10/01/03 06:17 PM

Ah, feel the love in this thread

So do we all miss it? Everyone but Big Daddy who was in a state of perpetual fantasy football foreplay mode the past month.

If so, then are we all gonna prick our fingers and press them together and promise to play again next year?

Or were we serious earlier when we said we werent playing next year?

Just so you know, I have been playing football about 8 years and baseball about 4 (save last year when I didnt play). I have not been asked to move out and get a place of my own yet. Guess I can push my luck one more year??
Posted By: Big Daddy Don

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 10/01/03 06:32 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by La Dolce Vita:

If so, then are we all gonna prick our fingers and press them together and promise to play again next year?

Nothing personal to all of you but I ain't sharing blood with any of you :p
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 10/01/03 06:35 PM

yeah well you HAVE been plaw's honey so I can see why you would be worried.

Gosh. A sign of the times, we can't even have an innocent ritual without using some kind of latex barrier.

Can we cyber prick instead?
Posted By: Beth E

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 10/01/03 06:40 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by La Dolce Vita:
[
Can we cyber prick instead? [/QB]


Not tonight, honey, I've got a headache.
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 10/02/03 06:46 AM

I can't believe it's 2:45AM, and this Bos/Oak game is still on...

Oh!

Wow, just ended. Oakland wins! How LOWE can you go? Dunno, Buffy - but tonight - pretty damn lowe...

Sorry, SC
Posted By: SC

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 10/02/03 01:22 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by J Geoff:
Wow, just ended. Oakland wins! Sorry, SC
No need for that. As a long time suffering Red Sox fan I'm almost resigned to this. HBO has a wonderful documentary about the "Curse of the Babe" (about the BoSox choking all the time). I felt it was telling MY story.
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 10/02/03 01:57 PM

Before Bethie does it, I'm going to do a preemptive at myself and the Cubbies. Talk about a lack of clutch hitting and pitching. Makes me sick.

In any case, if someone told me before the series that the Cubbies would come away with a split coming out of Atlanta, I probably would have been happy.

That game was winnable though. Sucks.

Oh, before Bad Daddy jumps on it... Whine Alert.
Posted By: Beth E

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 10/02/03 02:00 PM

Don't be too hard on yourself. Kind of hard to go deep when you're not playing with Wood.

Gosh, I gotta stop trying to do Wood jokes. I suck at it. I'm just glad we pulled that one off. One more game like these past 2 and I might end up in a Coronary Care Unit.
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 10/02/03 02:10 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Beth E:
Gosh, I gotta stop trying to do Wood jokes. I suck at it. I'm just glad we pulled that one off.
I don't know if this was a Wood joke but it's pretty damn funny- funnier than the first one, most definitely! :p
Posted By: Beth E

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 10/02/03 02:17 PM

Ok, Doucheman, to show you I'm a good sport, here's a good luck poem:

Chicago is in all it's glory
Unlike before, they need not worry.
Baseball fever has hit the land
Sammy Sosa is their man.

Call it kharma, call it luck
Atlanta just thinks they suck.
Nobody could have predicted this game.
But for Cubbies fans, it's a shame.
It seems you think you can go all the way
The truth is, you scrubs can't play
Endless whining must go away.
Move over Prior, and watch your back
Even Marcus Giles is back on track.
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 10/02/03 02:20 PM

Bethie, how in the world did you ever become a Braves fan? Is it like some form of mental illness or what?

Pork and I hate the Braves, especially Chipper. I never even wanted any of them on my roster in fantasy but had no choice sometimes. I think I used Chipper a few times too - the means that some people will use to win...

I'd like nothing more than to see the Braves choke.

(And I would root for the Cubs even if they didn't have a few of my favorite ex-Dodgers...because those guys are Scrub Cubs now...)
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 10/02/03 02:21 PM



Who knew that our mini-board had all this poetic talent???

I would write mine, but, like the other day, I'm still wiping the vomit from my shoes.
Posted By: Beth E

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 10/02/03 02:24 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Don Sicilia:
[quote]Originally posted by Beth E:
[b] Gosh, I gotta stop trying to do Wood jokes. I suck at it. I'm just glad we pulled that one off.
I don't know if this was a Wood joke but it's pretty damn funny- funnier than the first one, most definitely! :p [/b][/quote]Yes, sometimes I even shock myself!
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 10/02/03 02:25 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Beth E:

Call it kharma, call it luck
Atlanta just thinks they suck.
Considering the author of the above, I'm thankful she didn't keep it rhyming a 3rd line....

(or used the word "bucket" )

Good poem Bethie...too bad it is so optimistic of you!

(Remember, I got my game face on - )
Posted By: Beth E

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 10/02/03 02:28 PM

Go on and pick on the newbie. I've got my little Prior Vodoo doll working as we speak.

As far as hating the cubs, beings this place is full of Yankme...uggghhh!! fans, I'll let that slide! :p

How did I start to like the Braves? Two words...say them with me...I know you know them...
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 10/02/03 02:35 PM

I guess that was my intitial question...I wanted to know if you were ever a Braves fan before you boored your eyes into Vinny. Isnt that a bit superficial? I mean having the hots for sports players? Next thing you know, you will be hanging pictures of him up at work, stalking ball stadiums, having dreams of him meeting you in Vegas and writing him a few hundred letters a year. That sounds a bit sick to me, dontcha think?
Posted By: Beth E

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 10/02/03 02:40 PM

One can only dream, Buffy, one can only dream!! You think I sound like I'm from Georgia anyway, I think that's a good reason to go look up the peeps.

The only answer I have for being a Braves fan is I live in a non baseball town. :rolleyes: And flicking the channels the Braves were on. They were whipping someone's ass, and this hunky Mexican came to the plate and the earth stood still, the birds stopped chirping, the hole in the ozone layer closed, it was heavenly bliss. How does that compare to having a picture up on your office wall?
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 10/02/03 02:47 PM

Um, I would have to see a hunky Mexican first... :rolleyes:

And my picture of Eric is not that big, about 5x5. My picture of Steve Young however is much bigger and he is not in uniform - he is out in the grass working out. The number 8 has never looked so good.

I've decided when you come out to visit next year Bethie, we will drive up to Coors Field. Find a Rockie you like before then....I'll try not to get in the way of foul balls this time though it was a great way to get on the big Sony
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 10/02/03 02:47 PM

Ugggh... I think I just threw up in my mouth.

Posted By: Beth E

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 10/02/03 02:52 PM

What's the matter Doucheman, did Ms. Chloe just give the prediction on the outcome of the playoffs?

I gotta find a Rocky, Roxy? I don't think they show the Rockies games in my neck of the woods. E-mail me some glossies and I'll give it a look.
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 10/02/03 02:54 PM

I'd love to see the Cubs win. It would be the first in almost 100 years. Being from California, I have a choice of the other West Coast teams....but I hate the Giants. Not a Barry Bonds fan at all either. Oakland? Nah.

I like the Cubs.

Isnt it funny that you can talk to almost anyone you know and they have some sort of team affiliation (football and/or baseball). And you can associate them with their team. Some are fanatics, some are just game day fans.

Except for Pork. He says he usually follows the Tuna - but not necessarily to Dallas. Still trying to figure out who is football team is...
Posted By: Beth E

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 10/02/03 03:35 PM

Is it just me, or does anyone else think Marcus Giles looks like the kid who starred in the movie "Meatballs" with Bill Murray?

We are the C.I.T's so pity us,
the kids are brats, the food is hideous..
Sorry, I don't remember the rest.

Off topic, I was watching Hollywood Squares yesterday and a show John Ritter taped before his death, (obviously, duh) was on. His question was:
What singer had an album titled, "I'll be forever blowing bubbles". His answer was, Michael Jackson.

Priceless!!!

Hmmm...Priceless/ Peerless Price..I've gotta go check on my roster. This stuff is consuming my life. How have you done it all these years Buffy?
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 10/02/03 07:06 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Beth E:
This stuff is consuming my life. How have you done it all these years Buffy?
How would I have done it without it? Life would be boring without all the games - real and fantasy - that I play.

I juggle well. Priorities. Knowing when to hold 'em and knowing when to fold 'em.

Some day I will get it all right. When I am in 1st place in every thing I'll be an old hag by then possibly but you will all hear about it
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 10/03/03 06:03 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by La Dolce Vita:
...I wanted to know if you were ever a Braves fan...
I was, once.

I grew up a couple of blocks from Ebbets Field in Brooklyn (Crown St and Bedford Ave, SC, if I never mentioned that), and could hear the fans cheering from my bedroom window.

Naturally, I hated the Yankees, and when The Dodgers moved to L.A., I rooted for the Braves, 'cause they played the Yanks in the World Series in 1957 and '58.

I still remember their whole team...

Joe Adcock & Frank (Joe's brother) Torre, 1B
Red Schoendist & Felix Mantilla (ex-original Met), 2B
Johnny Logan, SS
Eddie Mathews, 3B
Wes Covington & Andy Pafko, LF
Billy Bruton, CF
Hank Aaron, RF
Del Crandall, C

PS Warren Spahn, Lew Burdette, Bob Buhl, Joey Jay, Juan Pizarro, Don McMahon.

No particular reason for posting all this. Just want to keep the thread alive. I miss the game and talking to you guys.

Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 10/03/03 06:23 PM

Presumably, plaw wants to talk here and skip the bashing going on in the yahoo site! :p

In any case, the team I associated with was the Houston Oilers growing up in Houston. More than the Rockets, more than the Astros- I was an Oiler fan, good or bad. Those run-and-shoot teams were always fun to watch (and heartbreaking at the same time.)

When I moved to Chicago for high school, I preferred the Cubs over the Sox, although the Sox were actually good in the mid 90's. I liked the Bulls, except when they played the Rockets (and more times than not, the Rockets beat the Bulls even with Michael Jordan there). Hakeem was unstoppable back in the day.
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 10/03/03 06:26 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by plawrence:

No particular reason for posting all this. Just want to keep the thread alive. I miss the game and talking to you guys.

Yeah, April is a long way aways, I am suffering the DT's as well.

But the gang is all over at the other football place. In fact, I didn't want to be the one to tell you this, but man they are talking some trash about you. Mocking your abilities, questioning your masculinity, you name it. Of course not me. I staunchly defend you every chance I get..... :p
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 10/03/03 06:36 PM

I know I'll be laughed at for this, but what are "DT"s??? I must be having a brain freeze, but I'm not getting this one.

Not mocking him, Buffy? You are the leader of the "Bash Plaw" crowd! :p Of course, I didn't join though. Only those that think you are arrogant and hard joined! :p
Posted By: fathersson

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 10/03/03 06:37 PM

Don't worry PL, I wouldn't even go over there to see what they are saying about you!


If we wanted to bash you, we could do it right here in the place we love best! ( but if you put up a link)
Posted By: SC

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 10/03/03 06:43 PM

Man, plaw, you just brought back a flood of memories with those (Braves') names.

There were two names that were forbidden to be spoken in my house back in the late 50's. One was Adolf Hitler and the other was Walter O'Malley, but I still secretly rooted for my beloved Dodgers for a few years. Outwardly, though, I cheered on the Braves. Loved the awesome power of Adcock, Matthews and Aaron.

Dunno why I just thought of this, but the NL sure had some great first basemen then ...Adcock, Hodges, Cepeda, Musial, Dick Stuart, Frank Robinson.....
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 10/03/03 06:56 PM

Were the Braves in NY before they were in Milwaukee??
Posted By: SC

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 10/03/03 07:04 PM

The Braves moved to Milwaukee from Boston after the '52 season.
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 10/03/03 07:10 PM

That's right... I must have had another brain freeze.

So SC and Plaw, you guys seem to be baseball fans for a while now... Did you collect baseball cards and if you did, do you have any valuable ones?
Posted By: Beth E

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 10/03/03 07:18 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by plawrence:
No particular reason for posting all this. Just want to keep the thread alive. I miss the game and talking to you guys.

[/QB]
Sniff, sniff. The tears are flowing....... I love you guys. (But you're not getting my Bud lite).

Ok, my little contribution to keeping this thread going. I feel like crap, it's a miserable day out, and I'm gonna do nothing but make hot chocolate, take a long, hot bubble bath, and curl up in the covers to watch the Braves smack up on the Cubs.

You're turn Doucheman!!!
Posted By: SC

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 10/03/03 07:18 PM

I used to have a great collection in the 50's, but half of them ended up as "noisemakers" in the spokes of my bike.

Who knew then that they'd be worth a small fortune now??
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 10/03/03 07:22 PM

Man, that's too bad. But I bet you still had fun with your noisemakers back then!

I collected cards starting around 1988. It was fun until my mom just started buying me entire sets, instead of building sets by buying packs of cards. Although I appreciated her buying the sets... what's the fun in that?!
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 10/03/03 07:24 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Beth E:
You're turn Doucheman!!!
You gotta hold on a second Bethie, I want to get this just right... O.K., are you ready??!!
.
.
.

.
.
Classic! :p
Posted By: Beth E

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 10/03/03 07:27 PM

Mooning us, are you Doucheman? Good, that crack of my belt will sting alot more this way. :p
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 10/03/03 07:30 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Don Sicilia:
I know I'll be laughed at for this, but what are "DT"s???
DTs are the shakes and tremblings that alchoholics get from the lack of drink, altho I never knew exactly what the "DT" stood for, so i looked it up:
delerium tremens . Latin, I presume.

Baseball cards.... I collected in the late 50's. Used to buy a pack of Topps bubble gum for 5 cents, and get five cards. And, sad but true, like most, mine were thrown out by my mother

And it's not that SC and I have been baseball fans for a while. We're just old.
Posted By: fathersson

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 10/03/03 07:33 PM

Is that like the Red Sox fans saying:
Buckey F*@King Dent!

Sometime you should get my pops to tell you about eating with a guy called Whitey Ford. I think he was a pitcher for the Yankees a long while back.

and then he can tell you about the night he spent in the airport with all the players from the New York Knicks during a snown storm. Willis Reed and some guy they called Earl the Pearl and that guy who justed died a few months ago Dave DeBusher (sp) and then he went to Wastington.
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 10/03/03 07:44 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by plawrence:
And it's not that SC and I have been baseball fans for a while. We're just old.
Hey, what can I say, I tried to phrase it delicately! :p
Posted By: SC

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 10/03/03 07:54 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by plawrence:
And it's not that SC and I have been baseball fans for a while. We're just old.
I really feel old when I read a post like that of fathersson's (above) referring to "a guy named Whitey Ford" and a "guy they called Earl the Pearl".....Man, these guys were heroes of my youth, and I just assume EVERYONE knows who they are, and how great they were.

FS, Whitey Ford was probably the best pitcher in the franchise's history, and Earl Monroe was one of the best (and flashiest) guards to ever play the game.
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 10/03/03 07:55 PM

Well, I just returned from a brief visit to the football site, and read some of the recent messages.

DB, you were right! Bethie is the leader of the "Bash Plaw Crowd"

P athetic
L oser (who's)
AW OL

Indeed. My hearty thanks to BD and LD for leaping to my defense. And DB, thanks for the heads-up. Bethie has now replaced FS in first place on my enemies list, and will be dealt with accordingly. And after all I've done for her.

It took me four weeks to learn the fundamentals, but watch out now. especially you, Bethie...

Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 10/03/03 08:28 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by plawrence:
Bethie .... after all I've done for her.

Really? Like what? Did I miss the sordid details? :p

Bethie is on my list too. She's mine next week. I'm sick of being down so low near plaw, that we are practically roommates.

But if youse guys haven't heard already....I've got my game face on....
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 10/03/03 08:48 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by La Dolce Vita:
But if youse guys haven't heard already....I've got my game face on....


Man, I've noticed lately that I've been going to the Bad Daddy School of Trash Talking.

In any case, this is what I'll do to you this weekend, Buffy...



... in fantasy football, that is! :p
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 10/03/03 08:48 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by La Dolce Vita:
[quote]Originally posted by plawrence:
[b] Bethie .... after all I've done for her.

Really? Like what? [/b][/quote]Well, let's see...

After spending about 10 hours in transit traveling to an airport, riding an eight seater prop plane to another airport, another wait in that airport, a five hour flight home, a wait for luggage and a trip thru customs, a car ride home from the airport, a quick shower and change of clothes, and a drive into the city

I TOOK THAT BALTIMORE CRAB CAKE OUT TO DINNER, AND THEN ON A BRIEF SIGHTSEEING TOUR OF LOWER MANHATTAN

That's what! And this is the thanks I get? Abuse? Insults?

Abuse I expect from FS, not from Bethie. She'll pay.
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 10/03/03 08:53 PM

Now don't you wish you had this newly-found hostility a couple of weeks ago when you actually played her?? :p

Mark down Week 8 on your calendars, everyone!
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 10/03/03 08:59 PM

BALTIMORE CRAB CAKE!!!!

I LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!

She should add that below HER avatar....
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 10/03/03 09:14 PM

24 posts in three hours. Just like old times.

I'm a happy man
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 10/03/03 09:19 PM

Here's an imitation...

... What is it with you and postcount, Plaw? Are you trying to win that contest too? You're just like Vercetti!...

:p
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 10/03/03 09:23 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by SC:
I really feel old when I read a post like that of fathersson's (above) referring to "a guy named Whitey Ford" and a "guy they called Earl the Pearl".....
I know those guys SC! They are part of the historic teams of a game I play in my video-game like stimulator... err simulator! :p

Actually, I like reading up on old players, especially baseball. I used to read biographies all the time of the old-timers... Ruth, Gehrig, etc...
Posted By: Beth E

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 10/03/03 09:51 PM

And after all I've done for her.

It took me four weeks to learn the fundamentals, but watch out now. especially you, Bethie...

[/QB][/QUOTE]

So much for not kissing and telling! :rolleyes:
PatheticLoserAWal...you know I love ya, but to do a little paraphrasing, *There's no crying in football*

All I can say is it got you to the land of the living in fantasy football didn't it. I always do what I can to help out a dying cause.

After the ass whooping I gave you a couple weeks ago plaw you should be kissing my feet about now.

And Buffy, honey...the beating you gave me in week 1 was truly marvelous. Next week I'll be doing the slapping.
Posted By: Beth E

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 10/03/03 09:55 PM

Baltimore Crab Cake!!! :rolleyes: Hahaha...that is too funny. That may need to replace basement bethie.
Posted By: fathersson

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 10/03/03 10:15 PM

Well, at least we have Pee-Lawrence off the disabled list. After all that whining about being so sad it now seems like he has something to live for once again.

and you see I have been nice to the old crow, I mean POOR GUY. I didn't even make fun of him for being in the gutter of the Fantasy Football League.

Just think of it. Only two choices in each game and only so many games per week and we have to listen to people whining about not having enough time and are really starting four weeks late!
Christ you would think that they would let people in the nursing home spend more time with their computers! After all they don't have to get up for classes in the morning.
Posted By: Beth E

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 10/03/03 10:46 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by plawrence:
Bethie has now replaced FS in first place on my enemies list, and will be dealt with accordingly. And after all I've done for her.

Man, people seem to go from being my friend to my enemey so quickly around here. Is there an epidemic?

Well, look on the bright side plaw. It got you and your "honey from philly" back on the right track. I just hate it when people don't get along.
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 10/04/03 08:28 PM

PUDGE HANGS ON!!! MARLINS ADVANCE!!! BYE BONDS!

Let's Go Yank-ees!!

Let's Go Cub-bies!! (Sorry, Bethie)

Let's go Oak-land!! (Sorry, SC)

Posted By: Beth E

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 10/04/03 10:49 PM

I watched that Marlins game and was ecstatic to see Barry Bonds get eliminated. How ironic that Pudge makes the go ahead run by running into the catcher and making him drop the ball. Then he wins the game by hanging onto the ball in the same type of play.

Yes, Geoff, your Yanks will go all the way. I don't know how the Twins made it as far as they did.

I'm glad the cops did their jobs and found the Atlanta bats. It helps when they get that Opie Robert Fick out of the game. During the off season they need to be hunting fir some hunky 1st basemen. Oooooh, I wonder if we could get Eric Karros.

I remember about a year or so ago when someone did a thread on people who like sports. There was a brunette who stated emphatically that she loved her sports, she watched ESPN sportscenter 1st thing in the morning, before she's had her Vanilla Coke. Then there was this Baltimore Crab Cake who stated she detested sports, that they're all over priced losers. Ahhh...life seemed so much simpler back then.
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 10/04/03 10:53 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Beth E:
Oooooh, I wonder if we could get Eric Karros.
Speaking of Dolce's love, how 'bout that homer?
Posted By: Beth E

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 10/05/03 12:43 AM

Make that "2" homers. :rolleyes: I'll give your boy that Dolce. Vinny didn't do too shabby either.

And before Buffy starts her ranting, I think Robert Fick should be hog tied and whipped for that dirty play he did on her boy Eric. He was clearly trying to knock the ball out of his hand. I told you I can't stand him.

Well, now that game is over, bring back the Wood. :rolleyes: Doucheman, should I just concede it now?
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 10/05/03 08:11 PM

SC must be dancing in the streets after BoSox tied up the series. Well, maybe not in NY.

No sweat tomorrow, right, SC? Congrats, bro.
Posted By: Beth E

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 10/05/03 08:20 PM

It seems every time you root for a team Geoff, they lose. Come on, bring out the old "Let's go Cubbies" chant.

What a surreal day for Oakland fans. The Bosox beat the Athletics and now Da Bears beat the Raiders. So Doucheman, your city has had it's sports team revalry for the day. Don't take it too hard when the Cubs lose tonight. That's all I'm gonna say, cause everytime I open my big mouth something bad happens. I'll just extend my hand in a friendly shake, and hope that your Wood is limp today.
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 10/05/03 08:54 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Beth E:
It seems every time you root for a team Geoff, they lose.
No shit. Maybe I should root for the Twins ...and Atlanta :p
Posted By: badguytony

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 10/05/03 10:58 PM

The A's got screwed last night and then blow it today. If Ortiz doesn't get some serious MVP votes, then there's something wrong. I'm rootin for the Cubs to finish off the Tomahawk Chops later. It's been a good postseason, except the Twins going silent after game 1 was a bummer. Thought they would play better at the Homer Dome. I have heard stories from people that have been there and even played college baseball there, that it should not be a ballpark. Leave the Dome for football and March Madness.
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 10/05/03 11:49 PM

Congrats, Yanks!!!! Good thing I "rooted for the Twins" Bethie!

Now, "Let's go Atlanta!" :p Hopefully this game won't look like football like last night... unless it knocks some Braves down...
Posted By: SC

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 10/06/03 01:46 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by J Geoff:
SC must be dancing in the streets after BoSox tied up the series.
"L" and I were stuck in traffic on the Belt Parkway (some moron decided he wanted to run around on the parkway, and the police completely stopped traffic) listening to the game. When the Sox scored the two runs in the 8th I started yelling at the top of my lungs, the people in the next car looking over to see what the hell was going on.

I know I'm building myself up for a big letdown (The curse of the Babe) but like Michael so aptly put it, "Just when I thought I was out of it, they pull me back in".

BTW - It took me 5 minutes to type this message....I'm having severe time delay problems in this thread.

GO BOSOX!!!
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 10/06/03 05:55 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by SC:
BTW - It took me 5 minutes to type this message....I'm having severe time delay problems in this thread.
You're not saying like what's been said in the Help section, are you??

Hey, now I KNOW I need to root for who I want to lose! It worked, Bethie!! Sorry
Posted By: Beth E

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 10/06/03 10:18 AM

Ahhh...don't feel sorry for me. The best team won. Congrats to Doucheman and the city of Chicago. You're gonna need the sympathy for the Yanks when the Scrubbies whip the fish and come after you.
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 10/06/03 01:36 PM



That's all I got to say. Greatest day in Chicago sports history! Cubbies... Bears...

(Plus I'm a Tiger Woods fan and he won as well! )
Posted By: AngelaMarie

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 10/07/03 02:45 AM

I heard about the Cubs. Yay! A lot of people back home are happy. That would be something if they won the World Series this year.
Posted By: Beth E

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 10/07/03 10:32 AM

BoSox Win!!! What, is everyone in shock and can't get off the floor to post? I'm thinking it's the year of the underdog. First the Mariners, then the Cubs, now Boston. Geoff, I think it's time to say bye, bye, bye to them Yankmes.
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 10/07/03 02:31 PM

Everyone's dream series (at least everyone except Yankee fans) is still alive. Imagine the TV ratings on the thing- Cubbies - Red Sox World Series!

Actually, I wouldn't mind a Cubbies - Yanks World Series. When the Yanks visited here earlier in the year, the baseball atmosphere here was electric. And we won that series!
Posted By: Beth E

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 10/07/03 02:34 PM

I'm rooting for a Cubbies/BoSox series. It'll make baseball exciting again. What's the fun in rooting on the same boys. It's like being married for 20 years and having the choice of sleeping with your spouse or trying a fresh new partner. I know you guys would make the correct choice, right?
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 10/07/03 02:42 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Beth E:
First the Mariners....
It's Marlins, dear. Say it with me MAR -LINS....you know like that thing that swims in the ocean that we eat?

A Mariner, well that would be a SEAMEN...oh wait, nevermind....

Bethie, just yanking you, you crab cake. After last nights exciting finish in football and anticipating tonights Cubbies win, I am WIRED.
Posted By: Beth E

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 10/07/03 02:45 PM

Hahahaha...my God. That's what I get for posting fresh out of bed with no caffeine. I guess I have to go back to being an observer and not a fan...

Word for today! Mar-lins! Mar-lins.

That's like you have football New York, Giants, and baseball San Francisco Giants. They can't make life simple for morons like me, can they? I'm going back to Nascar. I don't look so dumb..hahaha.
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 10/07/03 02:46 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Beth E:
What's the fun in rooting on the same boys. It's like being married for 20 years and having the choice of sleeping with your spouse or trying a fresh new partner
Of course we all know it depends on who is pitching the best Wood!
Posted By: Beth E

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 10/07/03 02:48 PM

After 20 years, I'm sure that Wood has seen it's best days!
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 10/07/03 03:04 PM

Getting back to business... :p

The game last night was unbelievable. I was listening to it on the radio (I was on the road) and you could tell Pedro wasn't going to lose that game, although he hasn't been as untouchable as he's previously been.

So what do our resident Yanker fans and BoSox fan think of the upcoming series??
Posted By: Beth E

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 10/07/03 03:13 PM

Back to what business? Wasn't the thread entitled "Fantasy Baseball Fans only!". Beings that is over, what really is the "business" of today?
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 10/07/03 03:15 PM

So I guess we have two topics today:

- NLCS, ALCS championships
- As always, Wood

:p
Posted By: Beth E

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 10/07/03 03:20 PM

Well, in that case, I guess I was talking shop. :p Whazzamadda, you're getting antsy until the day you get to play with Wood again? It seems like a long stretch, doesn't it?
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 10/07/03 03:25 PM

Yea, Wood was great last game. He went deep into the game and was pitching really hard, but took some off when he needed to. I thought he was going to finish, but they brought in the closer instead! :p

Go Zambrano! Go Cubbies!
Posted By: Beth E

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 10/07/03 03:29 PM

All we need to do is transpose an avatar of Sollozo and that could have been written by Bad Daddy. :p What to do, what to do when this is all over and no more Wood talk. Did anyone ever find out if there were Woods or Dickeys in football?
Posted By: fathersson

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 10/07/03 03:47 PM

On the next Dr. Philp Show:

Women who look for Wood, Love Wood then do nothing but complain about Wood!

So what else is new?

I for one sat up last night and just loved the end of the game. Bottom of the ninth. No outs Boston leading 4-3 with runners on first and second. Lowe looked off and falls behind, then come back to strike the bum out!


During the regular season I think Boston and the Yanks just about split the games. So it should be a good matchup.
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 10/07/03 06:07 PM

YANKS / BOSOX

Excellent. Should be fun regardless of who wins. Of course, I prefer NY -- and to keep the Bambino Curse intact! Bad enough they got into the post-season, but they shouldn't win it!

CUBS / MARLINS

Okay, the other never-win team. This one I can root for! Go Cubbies! (Shit, I mean, Go Marlins! the way I curse my picks! )

NEXT ROUND

1) BOSOX / CUBS - Would be an incredible series. Two teams who've done nothing for 100 years.

2) YANKS / CUBS - Was a tough series during the regular season, but c'mon, it's not the regular season any more. Experience would play a huge part.

3) BOSOX / MARLINS - Who cares? I'd have to root for the Marlins.

4) YANKS / MARLINS - Yanks! Damn Marlins won it all in 1997, after the Yanks got knocked out. What more do they want??
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 10/07/03 06:18 PM

Hmmm... for some reason, the Marlins-in-the-World-Series scenarios aren't as intriguing for me!

Post-season experience is overrated.

Example No. 1 - 1997 Marlins
Example No. 2 - 2002 Angels
Counter Example No. 1 - Braves, any year

The Yanks probably disprove my point since they are able to make it to the World Series almost every year. But don't you think, just maybe, that they should have won more championship that they did win??
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 10/07/03 08:27 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Don Sicilia:
The Yanks.... But don't you think, just maybe, that they should have won more championship that they did win??
WHAT??! They have more Championships than any other team in all of professional sports!! No matter how they got there (salary, yeah yeah), they're still human!! :p
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 10/07/03 11:15 PM

Well, if you're going to use the "they're human" excuse... :p

I just thought that with that payroll and that amount of talent, they should win every single year. I won't label them as underachievers like the Braves are, but I think they should have had enough to get by the Angels, etc...
Posted By: Beth E

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 10/08/03 12:39 AM

Chicago kicking a$$ already. 4-0 in the first. Don't fret Doucheman, we both know when I wish someone luck it turns around to bite them...hahaha. So you'll hear no "Go Cubbies" from me. Maybe a...
"Go Marlins ". How's that?
Posted By: Beth E

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 10/08/03 01:16 AM

Wow! What a 3rd inning. Sorry Doucheman. I will keep my lips zipped from now on. I think that reverse curse that Geoff has is contageous.
Posted By: fathersson

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 10/08/03 03:17 PM

I hate to say it, but I think Boston is a bit behind with they pitching staff really used up a bit with these last games.
I hated to see the Cubs lose last night. That was some game!

Looks like we will see some more good baseball this year!
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 10/08/03 03:21 PM

Posted By: Beth E

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 10/09/03 12:30 AM

I wonder if I could get my jinx going tonight. Let's see.

"Let's go Yankees, let's go". *clap, clap.
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 10/09/03 07:43 AM

quote:
Originally posted by Beth E:
"Let's go Yankees, let's go". *clap, clap.

Posted By: Beth E

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 10/09/03 12:14 PM

Actually, the cheer worked just fine beings I was doing one of your reverse curses to make the Yankees lose. :p
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 10/09/03 01:42 PM

Now that's more like it!

Would you mind saving some of those runs for the rest of the series???!!!

In other words, (preparing myself for another imitation, ahem ahem)...

"You wouldn't want to blow your load before Wood starts!"

:p
Posted By: Beth E

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 10/09/03 01:53 PM

Maybe blowing their load eliminates all the bottle up stress. It's gotta be released some way.

Now, see what happens when I keep my big mouth shut and don't watch the games! I'll do all my yelling on the inside.
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 10/10/03 04:02 PM

Big game tonight...

Go Cubbies!
Posted By: Beth E

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 10/10/03 04:07 PM


*My lips are sealed!
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 10/10/03 04:15 PM

Thanks Bethie! I'm sure Wood appreciates it! :p

Hmmm... I wonder where plaw is these days...
Posted By: Beth E

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 10/11/03 02:59 AM

Wood needed someone else to go deep tonight. Don't you hate it when you can't finish?

Is Miguel Cambrera (sp) like 15? I don't think he even has facial hair. I think it should be a rule that if you can't shave, you can't be a Major League Baseball Player.
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 10/11/03 03:00 AM

Someone's Wood got a bit limp there in the 7th... he didn't look pumped up enough.

"Cock"

Randall Simon Says...
Posted By: Beth E

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 10/11/03 03:02 AM

Why don't you just call him a dick, Geoff? You know you want to. :p
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 10/11/03 03:45 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by Beth E:
Why don't you just call him a dick


Nice language!! :rolleyes:
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 10/11/03 05:55 AM

I already posted this on the yahoo board, but figured why not keep it here for prosperity

Real Quotes.

All from http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/news?slug=ap-nlcs-cubs

"As the ball left Ivan Rodriguez's bat, Kerry Wood doubled over, his head hanging in despair."

"Wood mastered the Braves as few other pitchers have"

"With action beginning in the bullpen, Wood retired Rodriguez on a swinging strikeout with three straight sliders. Maybe he would get through this."

"When Wood saw the ball fly past first baseman Eric Karros, scoring the go-ahead run, he bent over"

"That would be the end of Wood's night, and he walked off the field with his head bowed."
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 10/11/03 02:32 PM



2 - 1, BABY! The Cubbies should just end it in Florida by taking three straight.

Limp Wood, limp Borowski for that matter, but Doug Glanville saves all!

In a statistic that Plaw would appreciate, Borowski blows a save but gets the win. I hate when that happens... most of the time!
Posted By: Beth E

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 10/11/03 09:42 PM

I knew they would win because I stopped watching it in the 7th. Aren't you glad I had to get up early to send my daughter off to college, DB? I told you if I don't watch it, they win. So I guess maybe I'll just wait and see the results on the bb.
Posted By: Beth E

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 10/11/03 09:49 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by J Geoff:
[QUOTE]Originally posted by Beth E:
[qb] Why don't you just call him a dick


Nice language!! :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

/QUOTE]

See what happens when "the lady" of the board isn't here to keep me in check. :p
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 10/12/03 05:18 AM



3 - 1, BABY! Zambrano needs to take care of business and we're good to go!
Posted By: Beth E

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 10/13/03 12:54 AM

Sorry, DB. Go get 'em next time.
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 10/14/03 02:42 PM

Like I said in the Pickem thread, terrible sports weekend for me (or maybe just a terrible Sunday).

Bears lose... My picks were terrible in Pick'em. Cubbies fail to sweep in Florida. Ugghh.

At least I beat Plaw! Barely.
Posted By: Beth E

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 10/14/03 02:47 PM

I can't keep track of what Playoff games are when. I thought the Cubbies were supposed to play yesterday? When do they play next? I only ask so I know when to keep my TV off.
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 10/14/03 03:07 PM



Game tonight, Crab Cake! Prior is going for the Cubbies!

Afternoon Yanks-Sox game today also!
Posted By: Beth E

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 10/14/03 03:11 PM

Yankees game is this afternoon? Good! I can watch who punched who on the news tonight.

No Wood tonight? I guess they're anticipating if they need a game 7.

You know I'm rooting for you underneath my breathe, right DB?
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 10/14/03 03:18 PM

I know you're rooting for the Cubbies, Bethie!

Yep, no Wood tonight. If all goes as planned tonight, Wood will be used for Game 1 of the World Series.
Posted By: Beth E

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 10/14/03 03:38 PM

Oh, so they only pump up their Wood for the big outtings?
Posted By: Beth E

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 10/15/03 12:43 AM

There is an Alex Gonzalez on both the Cubbies and the Marlins teams? Unbelievable! I knew there were alot of Gonzalezes and Rodriquezes in baseball, but that's just freaky. Then there's that whole Castilla/Castillo factor. I'm never gonna learn all these guys. What have you got me into, Buffy? :rolleyes:
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 10/15/03 02:58 AM

Unbelievable.

I get home from work late, and it's 3-0 Cubs.

I order a pizza, it comes, I throw a coupla slices in the oven and go in the bedroom to make nice to the GF while the pizza heats up. I come out, grab the pizza from the oven, go back to the game, and it's 4-3 Marlins and I'm just in time for Mordecai's three run double.

DB, I feel your pain.

Last year, Net and Spurs, NBA finals, 2 games a piece. Nets up by a few in the 4th quarter. I'm thinking, Nets get back to San Antonio up 3-2, win one of two, and they're the NBA champs.

You know the rest...
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 10/15/03 03:09 AM

I feel ill.

Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 10/15/03 03:17 AM

Aw man, I feel sick. This was just a sick thing to witness tonight.

We just got a new AAA team here in my city last year. After many years of being the farm team to the Dodgers, we are now representing the Marlins. People around here are cheering on the Marlins but not me...

Tomorrow. Cubs. World Series Bound. I hope.



EDIT:Sorry DB, didn't mean to steal both your words AND your sentiment. It took me a good 10 minutes to type the above post as I was watching WGN's coverage of the ruckus outside of Wrigley.

In a word: Ugh!
Posted By: badguytony

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 10/15/03 03:57 AM

I still can't believe it. I dont't think the foul ball play was as important as Gonzalez error that would have at least been a force out. Gotta give props to the Marlins, they never quit. All comes down to Wood having the weight of the world on his right arm.
Posted By: Beth E

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 10/15/03 12:06 PM

Doucheman, Doucheman, what the hell happened? And don't blame me cause I turned it off in the 6th and you guys were winning 2-0. Although I wasn't making nice with anyone in the bedroom like J-Jo was. If anyone you should scream at the moron who caught the foul ball. What, did that Maier kid move to Chicago? And what ruckus? I didn't watch any news this morning.

All I know is the Cubbies better win or that idiot in the stands better watch out for people trying to kill him. And when I say people, I mean DB and his posse.
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 10/15/03 01:38 PM

I still feel sick. Ugggh.

Could any more things have gone wrong? I seriously fear for this kid's life. If he doesn't commit suicide, some crazy psycho will find him and kill him, literally (if the Cubs don't win tonight, that is). I wouldn't rule out a suicide because he looked like a die-hard fan with his good seats and listening to the play-by-play with headphones.

I agree with BGT though- the Gonzalez error was even bigger. Easily a double play ball. Easily.

Ugghh.
Posted By: Beth E

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 10/15/03 01:47 PM

I only caught bits and pieces of it this morning. From what I saw, they should have left Prior in. I think Farnsworth better be entering the Witness Protection Program as well. When I saw the score I wondered if a different game broke out after I went to bed. I felt like I woke up in the twilight zone.

Is that Billy goat coming out of the shadows?
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 10/15/03 02:14 PM

What's even worse is that I will miss the freaking game tonight. I have family in town and we bought tickets to a dinner/show thinking that it's a 99% probability that the Cubs would win last night. Five outs away. I'm at a loss for words.

Actually, I don't even want to watch. I'm completely disgusted right now.
Posted By: Beth E

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 10/15/03 02:19 PM

Wood is pitching tonight, right? I think after the stellar year he's had there's not a chance in hell, or sighting of a billy goat, that is gonna take this win away from Wood. He's got the world on his shoulders. He's proven he can handle it.
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 10/15/03 10:06 PM

Talk about media responsibility...

The kid's name, addresses (email and home), and job info are all over the internet and newspapers.

Now he is really going to get killed.
Posted By: Beth E

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 10/15/03 10:06 PM

I just saw a quick bite on the news from last night when they were escorting that fan who caught the foul bowl out of the stadium. He looked visibly shaken, and almost scared. They said he's been verbally assaulted and had debris thrown at him. Moises Alou said he felt bad for the kid, and hopes he won't live to regret it. If the Cubs lose I think that kid needs to go into a Witness Protection Program or something.
Posted By: fathersson

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 10/15/03 10:25 PM

Worst then that, they have reported his name and address in the newspaper and across the internet!
Posted By: Beth E

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 10/15/03 10:59 PM

Now that's just outrageous. There's no reason for that. The poor guy didn't show up for work today because of the harrassment. I'm feeling nervous for the guy.
Posted By: Beth E

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 10/16/03 12:18 AM

Boston wins! Boston wins! Wooo hooo! Yeah, baby, yeah. Tomorrow, tomorrow. You're only a game a way. A Red Sox/Cubbies series is inching closer and closer. Can you feel the electricity in the air?
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 10/16/03 04:17 AM

Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 10/16/03 04:24 AM

Dammit.

People here are going crazy since our AAA team here is farm team for the Marlins. I about got my ass kicked at the gym rooting for the Cubbies. Literally! Almost was asked to leave! What a bummer. I pulled for them, DoucheMan, I really did.

Tomorrow my calender is cleared. I wouldn't miss the Rocket and Pedro for ANYTHING!

All I know is that I am an NL gal so I gotta root the Marlins through.....
Posted By: Beth E

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 10/16/03 11:55 AM

Uggh!! I'm sorry Doucheman! I feel your pain. I also feel for that "foul ball guy". Yes, I know his name was printed, but I'm not Kobe's attorney. He'll stay anonymous with me. That guy should just sell his house and move out of state. I think Jeb Bush offered him asylum in Florida. Now, if the Yankees win I'm giving up on this baseball thang. Sorry Buffy.
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 10/16/03 01:49 PM

Un-friggin-real. I am speechless. I am without words.

I could describe it by numbers like I usually do.

Getting punched in the stomach - times 100
Losing a loved one - times 1/2
Unrequited love - times 20

You know that uneasy helpless feeling you get when you get two outs on the opposing team in an inning, then one of your fielders commits an error and a whole bunch of runs score and they are all unearned.

That was game seven for me. For nine straight innings (plus the ninth inning from game six).

It's that feeling times 100 since it was a playoff game. A Game 7 to go to the World Series.

The closest to describing it is how I felt after the Bills came back on the Oilers, erasing a 32 point lead in two quarters. I still remember the missed calls on that one. Railroaded.

Five outs. That's all we needed. Five friggin' outs. I can count that on one hand. Too bad one more win was not within reach of that proverbial hand.

It sucks to be so emotionally invested into this thing. I'll put things into perspective later on- after all, it is just a baseball game. For now, I'll choose to feel bad.

Sorry for venting.

(But you know what, I KNOW there's at least one guy feeling worse. Much, much worse. I hope no one is stupid and tries to harm him.)
Posted By: Big Daddy Don

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 10/16/03 01:54 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by plawrence:
I throw a coupla slices in the oven and go in the bedroom to make nice to the GF while the pizza heats up.
When you say 'make nice' does that mean sex ?

And if so when you say "throw a coupla slices in the oven' does that mean 30 seconds in the microwave? :p

Anyway getting back to business. I was really rooting for the Scrubbies. I can't believe they lost 3 in a row and given up 8 and 9 runs in the last 2 games with Prior and Wood

At this point they should just get rid of the Cubs. It is obvious they are destined to NEVER get to the Series, let the players go and have a chance to get there elsewhere and stop tormenting the poor Cubs fans - to build their hopes up only to break their hearts.

Hey at least you still have Da Bears to root for DB - oh and the Bulls :rolleyes:

OK - let's go BOSOX
Posted By: Beth E

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 10/16/03 01:54 PM

It's a sad day! It is true that it's only a baseball game. But it's still a part of life. If you want something really bad, and have it within reach, and lose it, it's gonna be like a kick in the gut. You have friends, (and me ) who were rooting for you. But I don't remember any sympathy pains for me when Atlanta lost. I'm not watching anymore games. I've got enough gray hairs.
Posted By: Beth E

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 10/16/03 01:57 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Big Daddy Don:
[QB] [QUOTE] let the players go and have a chance to get there elsewhere and stop tormenting the poor Cubs fans - to build their hopes up only to break their hearts.

[QB]
Can the Braves have Karros?

Bad Daddy DOES still love us! We're starting to feel very neglected here in our little mini board.
Posted By: Big Daddy Don

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 10/16/03 02:19 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Beth E:
Can the Braves have Karros?
Karros is a big WUSS - you can have him :p
Posted By: Beth E

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 10/16/03 02:23 PM

You'll do ANYTHING to get Buffy to post won't you?

This will be the "slap" heard around the world. :p
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 10/16/03 02:23 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Beth E:
Can the Braves have Karros?

Blasphemy!!!

(You DO know that he sucks, right??? )

And true, I shed no tears for you when the Braves got eliminated. Had nothing to do with friendship, I just wonder how you Bethie can be so misguided to be a Braves fan :p Obviously I have a whole lot more to teach you!

To me the Braves are nothing. If I had to think real hard, I would say their only redeeming value is Mike Hampton who went to Atlanta by way of Colorado.

And Bethie, you cannot "QUIT" watching or playing baseball. You entered into a lifetime membership.

Read plaw's soon to be released book before Spring, master some fundamentals and forget all about this World Series fiasco....
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 10/16/03 02:26 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Big Daddy Don:
Karros is a big WUSS - you can have him :p
I heard THAT! Complete agreement! :p

O.K., I'm getting over it slowly. I think they should dismantle this team now. I don't think they'll get over it. You guys remember what happened to Nick Anderson after he missed four straight free throws against the Rockets in the NBA finals. He used to be an 80+% free throw shooter before that and couldn't hit more than 50% afterwards. It traumatized him. I think this whole Cubs team will be like 27 Nick Andersons!
Posted By: Beth E

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 10/16/03 02:26 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by La Dolce Vita:
[quote]Originally posted by Beth E:
[b] Can the Braves have Karros?

Blasphemy!!!

(You DO know that he sucks, right??? )

[/b][/quote]He can't be any worse then F**k, I mean, Fick. And Julio Franco is what, 60 years old.

Pick on me all you want. If SC and DB can root for their losers leave me alone with my misguided love. And when I visit you and we go to Coors field we'll have to make a quick stop in Littleton, CO so I can drop my flowers off at Vinny's house.
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 10/16/03 02:29 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Big Daddy Don:
Karros is a big WUSS - you can have him :p
Heeeeeeeyyyyy, now!!!!!!!

I admit the man sucks, he has definitely seen better years. But Wuss? No. Yum

Big Daddy still bitter from that backlash from plaw. Now all men are wusses :p
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 10/16/03 05:36 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Big Daddy Don:
When you say 'make nice' does that mean sex ?

And if so when you say "throw a coupla slices in the oven' does that mean 30 seconds in the microwave?
"Make Nice" means "How are you, honey, how was your day, I gotta go eat and watch the rest of the game"

Pizza in the microwave?

Never. I like my slices crispy on the bottom. 3-4 minutes in a real oven at 400 degrees
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 10/16/03 05:41 PM

Dismantle the Cubs?

Well, they should certainly dismantle Dusty Baker.

As far as the players go, keep Prior, Zambrano, Wood, Corey Patterson (remember him?), Sosa (maybe), and Ramirez.
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 10/16/03 06:11 PM

No, I would certainly keep Dusty. It's just his mojo wasn't enough to overcome the curse.

I agree with your list Plaw. Like you, I'm not so sure about Sosa. Ramirez is a keeper, definitely. Randall Simon might be good too, if he ever learns to take a walk every once in a while.
Posted By: fathersson

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 10/16/03 06:58 PM

Pizza in the microwave?

What kind of people are you folks! SICK, SICK SICK!

Must be during the summer a younger couple moved up from the Bronx and took over a little pizza shop here in town. Pop happens to stop in on his bowling night once the season started and sees the new owners and hears that they are from the Big Apple. The place is across from where he bowls. He starts talking about New York Pie and the cheeses and the oils and the gravy and things.

Well, the guy starts bragging about his cooking so the old man says bring it on and I'll be the judge. Well, let me tell you, we now drive across town to get the food. Everything is great. As Pop puts it just like being back home. The favor, the oils, the three types of cheese.

The veal, the chicken parm and the pasta all top notch. The old man brings stuff home a couple times a week now. A pan of Lasagna or a pan of manicotti and some stuffed shells, and large slice pies a couple nights or afternoons a week. The guy sends them home in the heavy metal cooking pans from the place and then we have to return them. The fresh baked bread and knot rolls. Dam, I swear he likes the cooking better there then when my Mom cooks. Hey, she doesn't mind because see likes time out of the kitchen too. I think it has taken its toll on the old mans middle.

If he ever saw you place stuff in the microwave oven, he would take it out of your hand and tell you to go eat PB&J. You have to reheat in the oven about 350-375 or so and that is preheated before you throw in the food! Gravy heated in a pan only and then placed over the food. Never heated in the Microwave.

If you don't see them twill the pie in the air and see the oil dripping then you don't have the real thing. Years ago the old man order a pizza at a new place and the guy pulled out a precooked shell and started to put gravy on it. Pop goes what is that and the guy says your pizza! I don't think so. I thought he was going to tear the place apart. The place didn't stay around very long.

The other major sin is if they don't paper the bottom of the box and you get a cardboard taste on the pie. Man is that like starting the next world war in our house.


Game 7 tonight, may call for some good food and some cold brew and a stack of napkins.
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 10/16/03 07:15 PM

Am I the ONLY one here who gets Big Daddy's twisted sense of humor?

And if so when you say "throw a coupla slices in the oven' does that mean 30 seconds in the microwave?

A good euphenism for that quick, rabbit sex...

Me - I microwave nothing - pizza or anything else
Posted By: Beth E

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 10/16/03 07:18 PM

I think you are Buffy, cause it flew right over my head. And my dirty mind used to miss nothing. I must be slipping. 10 months ago that wouldn't have gotten by me.

I just wanna know whay plaw needs to go into the bedroom just to ask her if she had a nice day? I'm not as quick witted as I used to be.
Posted By: fathersson

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 10/16/03 07:30 PM

Sounds like some people are getting short changed in their realtionships!

Wham, Bam thank you mam. Gee at least you could do is hand them a towel!
Posted By: Big Daddy Don

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 10/16/03 08:39 PM

Thank you Buffy - at least someone is on their toes today. Yes I was not interested nor do I care how PL likes his pizza. I was making a joke that 30 seconds in the microwave was all it would take for him to 'make nice' - if you know what I mean. :p

Oh nevermind - Buffy, not sure if it is a good thing or bad thing that you caught it, but you go Girl ...
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 10/16/03 08:46 PM

Not meaning to toot my own horn (everyone stop thinking of replies- we'll at least keep this thread clean for today), but I caught it too.

I was just too depressed about the Cubbies to reply.
Posted By: Big Daddy Don

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 10/16/03 09:07 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Don Sicilia:
Not meaning to toot my own horn, but I caught it too.
Ummm Ok - if that makes you feel better, we believe you :rolleyes:


:p
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 10/16/03 09:17 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Beth E:
I just wanna know whay plaw needs to go into the bedroom just to ask her if she had a nice day?
Excuuuuuuse me Mrs. Cleaver?

Gone are the days when most women ran greeting their man at the door with a stiff drink and a hug and peck. Some women prefer the come-hither approach when the men find them in the house(especially if the toenails are still drying )

Me, I am old fashioned. I still greet mine with a good old leaping body slam, sans stiff drink.

What plaw needs to realize is when it is sports season (when is it NEVER sports season?) one should find a way to "make nice" in the morning before work. So you are late to work 3 or 4 days a week. Eat lunch at your desk.
Posted By: Beth E

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 10/16/03 09:21 PM

Is that DB telling us to keep it clean? Mr. "I got your whine alert right here"? I see you're out of your funk Doucheman. Just don't spoil it for the rest of us.

I'm still confused on this "make nice" thing. You have to body slam someone with something stiff to see if they had a nice day? What do I know? I never even use my microwave.
Posted By: fathersson

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 10/16/03 09:47 PM

Rabbit Sex- HMMMM no wonder you hear about the rabbit dying!
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 10/16/03 10:27 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by fathersson:
Rabbit Sex- HMMMM no wonder you hear about the rabbit dying!
I think it's illegal in 48 out of the 50 states, except Alabama and Mississippi.
Posted By: Beth E

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 10/16/03 10:31 PM

Doucheman, aren't you the one who complained earlier about keeping it clean? Now, if someone mentioned "Jessica Rabbit " that would bring in a whole new meaning wouldn't it? I'm surrounded by sick puppies. My momma warned me about people like you. But I wouldn't listen to her.
Posted By: Beth E

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 10/17/03 01:24 AM

Wooo hooo! 4-0 Boston. The Rocket is spppppputttering tonight. Go ahead, put on that loser Mussina.

I know, I probably just jinxed it.
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 10/17/03 03:01 AM

Where is Big Daddy when you need him?

Ok, I will do my best at an impression. Who is this:

<>

That BIAAAAATCH "SorryAss" Soriano!! Who the hell goes 0-4 in the last game of the championship?? And that Jerk-off Wells, what was up with THAT inning??!! You coulda blinked and missed it if not for replaying Ortiz's homerun 50 times....!!!

(..and many more expletives I cannot type here...)

<>

Time will tell. An inning and a half more, Yank Me's down by 3. Anything can happen...

Sorry Pork. But I think in this thread the only person REALLY happy with the outcome this year is SC. I'll root for the Marlins if only because of NL and AAA......

but I WON'T have my game face on for the World Series.

EDIT: Just as this post was posting, YankMe's only down by 2. Perhaps my game face is on and I dont even know it!! Perhaps if I keep talking, the runs will just stampede in!

EDIT PT 2: Bethie, Mussina is 2nd in my book only to Karros...better watch what you say, girlfriend! :p

EDIT PT 3: Ok, Tie Game baby. Don't worry, I am not gonna keep this up :p

It is the proverbial crap shoot now......
Posted By: Big Daddy Don

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 10/17/03 04:27 AM

:rolleyes:

At least it makes it easy for me to root for the Marlins in the Series now.

Ok like the Scrubbies - Boston should just fold it in also - they are simply destined to never make it to the big dance.
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 10/17/03 04:46 AM

Wow.

Who believes in curses now??? :p
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 10/17/03 05:07 AM

Un-friggin-real.

Quote:
Originally posted by La Dolce Vita:
Wow.

Who believes in curses now??? :p
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 10/17/03 05:17 AM

Wow.

Big Daddy awake and posting after midnight. Special occasion of sorts?

Doucheman coming out of the shadows of depression...dont you have to work in like 8 hours?? :p

Me, I am lucky. I am always behind you guys.

In time zone that is

See what this game - BASEBALL - has done to us? Made the non-insomniactics stay up late! Hey Pork, if I should hibernate for the winter after football is over, wake me up when it is fantasy time again in April.

plaw: Mets had SOME piece of the championship action. I saw Al Leiter commentating during last night's game. Come to think of it, maybe he should keep his day job???
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 10/17/03 05:59 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by Beth E:
I probably just jinxed it.
Sure did. But not for me. You ruined the Cubs AND the BoSox. PLEASE root for the Fish now... :p And, please root for your (fantasy) football team this week...
Posted By: Beth E

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 10/17/03 12:01 PM

What are the words Geoff? "Thank you, Bethie". Now, I've just helped your team into the World Series. What have you done for me lately? :rolleyes: :p

One good thing, though, I've got no more baseball to watch. So life can get back to somewhat normal.
Posted By: Beth E

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 10/17/03 12:04 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by La Dolce Vita:
Wow.

Who believes in curses now??? :p
Me, too. So now the billy goat, Bambino and Bethie curses are all real.

Mussina, Buffy? Ughh! How DID we become best friends. I guess there's more to life then men anyway.
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 10/17/03 01:25 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by La Dolce Vita:
Big Daddy awake and posting after midnight. Special occasion of sorts?
Must be making nice, while nuking some pizza in the microwave... :p
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 10/17/03 01:32 PM

Oh yea, I forgot to mention. I was in ESPN Zone watching the game last night and who do I see playing pop-a-shot... Dontrelle Willis, the D-Train.

I didn't know if I should have shaken his hand and congratulated him, or get all Tonya-Harding and bust his knee cap!

I did nothing instead.
Posted By: Beth E

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 10/17/03 02:05 PM

DB, sounds like you need to read Plaw's chapter on approaching unsuspecting victims who don't know you, but are cornered and have no where to go. It might get a restraining order placed against you, but you gotta live large my friend.

Curses are: Billygoat, Bambino and Bethie. Sounds like the name of a crooked law firm.
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 10/17/03 02:14 PM

Yea, I could have pulled a plaw and in trying to show my knowledge of the guy's career, I put him down instead.

Me: Hey Dontrelle, what's up.
D: Hey, man, how are you?
Me: You're from the Florida Marlins, right. Man, you've been getting roughed up lately, huh. What was that you gave up, 6 earned runs in three innings in your last game? But good luck in the World Series though!
D: Yea, man. Thanks.

:p
Posted By: Beth E

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 10/17/03 02:16 PM

As long as you don't have the dreaded bethie curse you'll be alright. That's only guaranteeing a Yankmes victory.

Why do you guys have all the luck? All I want is 5 minutes with Vinnie. You know, just to heat up some pizza or something. I don't think that's too much to ask.
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 10/17/03 02:22 PM

Aw Doucheman!! Do I need to give you tips on stalking and approaching sports people? Remember, I am so good at it that Karros moved from the West Coast to Chicago...

You took Dontelle alot in fantasy. Didn't he screw you up more times than not?

Yeah I think a kick in the shin and then an ooops, my foot slipped kinda thing.

Maybe someday they will send him down here to Albuquerque for AAA injury rehab or something and I will be happy to kick him for you.

"DoucheMan says hello...."
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 10/17/03 04:02 PM

Sheeesh.....

I miss a day, and there's more action on this thread than there's been in weeks.

Big Daddy's microwave comment went whistling over my head, I must sheepishly admit.

Sex in 30 seconds? No way. It takes me at least that long just to get.......never mind.
Posted By: Big Daddy Don

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 10/17/03 04:07 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by plawrence:
Sex in 30 seconds? No way. It takes me at least that long just to get.......never mind.
To get what ???

Water in the cup for the Viagra :p

Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 10/17/03 05:17 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Big Daddy Don:
[quote]Originally posted by plawrence:
[b] Sex in 30 seconds? No way. It takes me at least that long just to get.......never mind.
To get what ???

Water in the cup for the Viagra :p

[/b][/quote]... Find the glasses to see the sink clearly to get water in the cup for the Viagra...

:p
Posted By: Beth E

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 10/17/03 05:30 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Don Sicilia:
... Find the glasses to see the sink clearly to get water in the cup for the Viagra...

:p [/QB][/QUOTE]

...he swallowed the cat to catch the bird, he swallowed the bird to catch the spider....Oh, sorry, wrong rhyme. Hey, there's no decent baseball to talk about anymore. Who's up for a game of backgammon?
Posted By: La Dolce Vita

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 10/17/03 05:31 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by plawrence:
It takes me at least that long just to get.......never mind.
to get......

the porn rewound to the beginning??????
Posted By: Beth E

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 10/17/03 05:34 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by plawrence:
[QB] Sex in 30 seconds? No way. It takes me at least that long just to get
....the plastic wrap off the cheap bottle of wine?
Posted By: Big Daddy Don

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 10/17/03 05:40 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by La Dolce Vita:
to get......

the porn rewound to the beginning??????
I believe most of his porn is online now ...

Maybe it is 30 seconds to open his browser :p
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 10/17/03 06:29 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by plawrence:
It takes me at least that long just to get.......never mind.
... numb his left hand.

Oops, that was what Bad Daddy told me through PM!

:p
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 12/04/03 04:49 PM

It's been months since this thread has been opened but I wanted to talk about the huge offseason moves lately...

The latest one- Javier Vasquez to the Yanks for Nick Johnson and a couple of other players. I don't know if the Sheff deal is done, but I think it's close. The Yanks probably have to send the Braves a draft pick or two for compensation. Kevin Brown for Weaver is also on tap...

Of course, there's the Schilling and Sexson trades...

The Cubbies' big move- getting set-up man extraordinaire Latroy Hawkins! They also got Derek Lee from the Marlins. Next is Pudge!

It will be an interesting fantasy baseball season next year- if any of us play!
Posted By: Beth E

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 12/04/03 05:08 PM

WTF Doucheman. You just confused the hell out of me. I saw two fantasy threads in a row and wondered how the heck 2 posts in the same thread showed up differently. :rolleyes: You baseball jocks. You just can't get enough can you.
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 12/04/03 10:47 PM

Start a general baseball thread, DB.

Who's gonna read this? Just us -- the usual gang of idiots.

Anyway, about two months to go till pitchers and catchers report.

I can't wait to defend my title.
Posted By: Valadius

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 01/11/04 03:20 AM

With baseball starting up again in about a month or so, I'd like to formally re-open the thread. So could someone tell me where we're doing our fantasy baseball league this year?
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 01/11/04 05:32 AM

Same place, same format as basketball.
Posted By: Valadius

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 02/24/04 09:51 PM

Ok, when's the new fantasy baseball league starting up?
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 02/24/04 10:55 PM

Considering JG started this thread in late March of last year, we'll probably start a new game/thread around the same time in March this year. Be on the lookout for it.
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 02/26/04 11:29 AM

From the game's website...

"Pre-register for Baseball Challenge 2004 now!
We're happy to announce that Baseball Challenge will return again for 2004. The game will use the same scoring format and full registration opens in early March. Enter your email address in the space provided below to be sent an alert when the game is available to play."

I did. Can't wait to begin the defense of my first half and overall championships. :p
Posted By: MaryCas

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 02/26/04 01:32 PM

pL, did you forget the link? I'm psyched to try this tomfoolery, but how or where do I submit my email?
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 02/26/04 02:24 PM

Here 'ya go, MC:

http://games.espn.go.com/bbc/frontpage

JG's first few posts on page 1 of this thread give detailed instructions on how to register and everything if you have a problem.

And tomfoolery is what it is. But we all had a ball last year.
Posted By: fathersson

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 02/26/04 05:32 PM

My oh My. Where has the time gone?

It doesn't seem possible, there is still lots of snow on the ground here. I think I have to go thru March Madness before I can even think about Baseball though. I don't think we have to worry about a repeat this year-


In college basketball anyway! Without Carmello they didn't see to jell very well.

Pee-Lawrence- "pops" said say Hello and he wishes you good health and a happy baseball season and that you should worry about getting your Taxes done before you worry about Baseball!
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 02/27/04 04:48 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by fathersson:
"pops" said say Hello and he wishes you good health and a happy baseball season and that you should worry about getting your Taxes done before you worry about Baseball!
How nice of "pops" to be thinking of me. As long as he's not thinking of me as a client.
Posted By: fathersson

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 02/27/04 06:48 PM

I guess you better keep your life insurance up. Because at your age you never know.
Funerals are not getting any less expensive, that is for sure.
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 02/27/04 06:52 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by fathersson:
I guess you better keep your life insurance up. Because at your age you never know.
Thanks for the good wishes :rolleyes:

Show this to "pops". I'm sure he'll get a chuckle

Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 02/27/04 07:54 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by fathersson:
Funerals are not getting any less expensive, that is for sure.
Don't board members get a discount?
Posted By: fathersson

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 02/27/04 10:00 PM

Sure, as long as you do it right. Like the John Gotti style funeral, with the big bronze casket and tons of flowers! After all, what good is being part of a family unless you can take care of one another.

Now lets get down to business...

DOWN PAYMENT PLEASE!
Posted By: Mike Sullivan

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 02/27/04 10:44 PM

Will You need help this season?

If So, Tell me the purose of the game and how its played... (I mean Fantasy Baseball)
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 02/27/04 11:42 PM

MS, we'll probably be starting the league (and most likely a new thread in a couple of weeks). Read JG's posts on the first couple of pages and it will explain how to play.

To put it simply, you are alloted 100 points everyday. Each player has a certain value and taking into account those values, you have to fill all nine positions while staying under your 100 point cap. The diehards play (and post) everyday, as evidenced by the number of posts in this old thread.
Posted By: Valadius

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 02/28/04 02:29 AM

Why start a new thread when you've got a record-setting fantasy baseball thread here already? Let's put the record out of reach!
Posted By: Don Sicilia

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 02/28/04 02:35 AM

This issue has come up before. JG previously said the size of this thread is causing some sort of slowdown problem.
Posted By: fathersson

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 02/28/04 05:06 PM

And there are no prizes for being the longest thread. It only makes problems for how the board runs, which hurts us all.
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 03/20/04 12:45 PM

I'm getting a little nervous.

I opened my shortcut to last year's fantasy baseball site, and got a completely different page--the home page, I guess, for all ESPN fantasy games. So I clicked on "Baseball", and wound up here:

http://games.espn.go.com/cgi/flb03/frontpage

But when I clicked on "BBC" (Baseball Challenge--that's what we played last year, right?), and it seemed as though the game didn't exist. It didn't offer registration for the game or anything.

Posted By: Big Daddy Don

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 03/20/04 01:31 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by plawrence:
But when I clicked on "BBC" (Baseball Challenge--that's what we played last year, right?), and it seemed as though the game didn't exist.
I guess with no official record of the season there is also no 'official winner' of the entire season.

I still know I captured the bronze in the second half. I would have had at least a silver in the first half but I did start 10 games late - have I ever mentioned that. The first half was a mess anyway - that doesn't really count, if I remember the final standings were marred with a '*' anyway.
Posted By: fathersson

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 03/20/04 05:15 PM

gee, seems like EVERYTHING costs this year.
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 03/20/04 05:48 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by plawrence:
I'm getting a little nervous.
Don't worry, they'll fix it...

"BASEBALL CHALLENGE"
"Pre-register now!" <- when it was working there was a 'alert me via email when registration begins' box; I'm sure they're working on it...
Posted By: fathersson

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 03/21/04 04:15 AM

I have looked all over and see nothing but a pay for a team offer.

One spot says: 5 teams for $70.00 or so. I can't tell if we can split the five teams among us or not. Otherwise it looks like $30.00 a team to play.

Please, let me know if you see anything else.
Posted By: J Geoff

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 03/21/04 08:12 AM

Patience, my little apprentice... Baseball Challenge is different than the Fantasy Baseball game...

Posted By: fathersson

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 03/21/04 01:43 PM

OK, That is why you are the boss.
Posted By: plawrence

Re: Fantasy Baseball Fans only! - 03/23/04 12:02 PM

The Baseball Challenge Game is all set-up and ready to go!




Commissioner JG: You wanna set up the league, please? I'd do it myself, but I wouldn't want to usurp your commissionerly duties. Besides, one commissionership is about all I can handle. But get on the stick, please. I'm sure we're all anxious to get started.

May I suggest a new thread though, or at least a new thread announcing the game for potential new members?