Favorite Sopranos Quotes ?

Thread to post your favorite quotes from The Sopranos.

I will try to make images out of any quotes people post up if they want.

First is one of my favorite Uncle Junior jokes.



The Sopranos - Uncle Juniors Poker Flower Joke Scene

Posted this scene in another thread the other day, but remains one of my favorite Phil Leotardo quotes.



The Sopranos - Phil Leotardo & Vito Jr Talk

Christopher Moltisanti: This is "Scarface", final scene, bazookas under each arm, "say hello to my little friend!"



The Sopranos - Chrissy "Say Hello To My Little Friend"

Haha good one Its_da_Jackeeettttttt.

One of my favorite Ralph quotes when he makes the Ginny Sack joke.



The Sopranos - Ralph Cifaretto Ginny Sack Joke

Ralph picking his ear when delivering that gem was a nice touch.

And then this one, just a few minutes before Tony gets shot by Uncle Junior.

And of course the followup...

Paulie: He killed 16 Czechoslovakians. Guy was an interior decorator.

Christopher: His house looked like shit.

Worst movie script ever.

Love the last one. I must be loyle to my capo.

Another of my favorite Tony quotes, when he tells Patsy if he wants to kill himself, tie his shoe laces and take a bite of braciole.



The Sopranos - Patsy Parisi Suicide Joke Quote

Biggest whopper in the series.

via Imgflip Meme Maker

"OH WHAT THE FUCK?!! GODDAMN FUCKIN' BITCH!!"
or
"One of my sisters woulda brought home a butterhead, ya know what my old man woulda done?".

"Why not? Last year you believed that UFO was over east Rutherford"

The look on Bobbys face!

These last two remind me of the "Sopranos Home movies" episode during monopoly:

"A german shepherd's shaved asshole won first prize"
"Boardwalk, I own it," "you blew guys under it"
"Under the boardwalk, with a schlong in Jan's mouth"

"So, who do we have here? Ralph Bunche? BANG"
"Get him to a hospital, make sure he keeps his mouth shut. HEY KEEP YA FUCKIN MOUTH SHUT"