Season 4 when Tony tells Christopher to write somehting down but he doesnt have a notepad. Chris ends up writing the noted on his pillow and Ade says, " What the fuck?"
Two Paulie moments: One when they're in Italy and Paulie says "I gotta hoof it back to the hotel...I Gotta take a wicked shit"
And two when he rants about shoelaces and public bathrooms "shoelaces..Why would they be wet?" and "in the women's john, you could eat maple walnut ice cream from the toilets!"
Re: Funny Sopranos Moments/Jokes - 07/06/1408:37 AM
Pauly and Christopher looking for the Russian when tony calls on a bad signal , omg ur not gonna believe this , guy killed 16 Czech repulicians he was an interior decorator , Christopher his house looked like shit hahaha
I also loved when Paulie lost his shoe in the Pine Barrens episode and then made a shoe out of the van carpet. When that fell off, he started shooting at it shortly before Tony & Bobby found them.
And the rant by Tony to Silvo at the end of "Christopher."
"Did you get all this 'cause you're Italian? No, you got it 'cause you're you, 'cause you're smart, 'cause you're whatever. Where the fuck is our self-esteem? That shit doesn't come from Columbus, or The Godfather, or Chef fucking Boyardee."
I always loved when Chris called Junior Mr. Magoo...gets me every time. Also during the Christmas episode when they need to find a new Santa and Bobby doesn't wanna do it because he's "Shy" Paulie walks over and says "The Boss of this family says you'll be Santa, so you'll be Santa. So Shut the fuck up about it!!!"
Re: Funny Sopranos Moments/Jokes - 07/18/1402:12 AM
Originally Posted By: BostonGuy17
I always loved when Chris called Junior Mr. Magoo...gets me every time. Also during the Christmas episode when they need to find a new Santa and Bobby doesn't wanna do it because he's "Shy" Paulie walks over and says "The Boss of this family says you'll be Santa, so you'll be Santa. So Shut the fuck up about it!!!"
Then Bobby gets pissy with the kids, and the one goes "FUCK YOU SANTA!" That scene is always great for a laugh.
Re: Funny Sopranos Moments/Jokes - 07/21/1410:57 AM
Cheers for the translation Its-da-jackeeetttt(lol at your name also just got that you meant Richies jacket).
Paulie: You didn't go to hell. You went to purgatory, my friend. Christopher: I forgot about purgatory. Paulie: Purgatory--a little detour on the way to paradise. Christopher: How long do you think we've got to stay there? Paulie: That's different for everybody. You add up all your mortal sins and multiply that number by 50. Then you add up all your venial sins and multiply that by 25. You add that together and that's your sentence. I figure I'm gonna have to do 6,000 years before I get accepted into heaven and 6,000 years is nothin' in eternity terms. I can do that standing on my head. It's like a couple of days here.
Thanks -- I originally wanted the avatar of Richie giving Tony that hideous jacket, but it's a bit too big.
Richie April was such a prick of a character that it's too bad he wasn't around for one than one season. I would have loved to see the budding war between Richie & Janice with Tony. But the way it ended, with the priceless look Tony gave when he walked into the house seeing Richie sprawled out dead, was one of the best moments of that season.
Which reminds me of great line Tony had to Richie, when Richie had a nice bouquet of flowers: "Did you steal those from the funeral home yesterday?"
Killing off Richie before the end of Season 2 was one of those things that bugged me about the series. Like Ralph and Tony Blundetto, these were potential rivals for Tony that didn't deserve the one season and done treatment. OK, Ralph was between Seasons 3-4, but that's 20 episodes tops (I don't think he was in Pine Barrens).
It would have been interesting to see Richie and Ralph working against Tony, or even Ralph and Feech LaManna (with Feech pulling Tony Blundetto into his sphere of influence). That way, those characters would have been developed over a course of three or four seasons, and you're not rushing to figure out who the hell the New York players -- Gerry Torciano, Doc Santoro, etc. -- are in the second half of Season 6.
Anyway, pulling this thread back on track -- just before Richie gives Tony the jacket, Tony gets another shot in. "What brings you to an English speaking neighborhood." Richie just has to sit there and take the shot, but you can see him boiling inside.
Agree that Richie & Ralph would've been great to see fight Tony. I liked how when Feech was giving Tony agita, Tony wisely recalled "Did I learn nothing from Richie Aprile?"
I like when Tony is getting nosy and asking Janice about her boyfriend (Ralph at the time if I remember correctly). Janice says to Tony, my love life is none of your business Tony. Tony says, I think it is my business...considering I had to haul your last boyfriend out of your kitchen in a Hefty bag.
This fucking morons playing Hazel. Leave the fucking cheese there. I love fucking cheese at my feet. I stick mother fucking provolone in my socks at night, so they smell like your sisters crotch in the morning.
So leave the fucking cocksucking cheese where it is !!!
Why don't you go fix a dick or whatever the fuck it is you do.
Re: Funny Sopranos Moments/Jokes - 07/23/1410:32 AM
Originally Posted By: afriendofours
Uncle Junior' Soprano: How much White Castle did you have?
I can smell it !
After Gloria throws the roast beef at Tony, he goes over to Uncle Jun's house. As soon as he walk in, Junior picks up the scent and says "what've you been eating - steak?"
The best moment with Bobby is when he says to Tony "to the victor goes the spoils" Tony goes "Why don’t you get the fuck out of here before I shove your fuckin' quotation book up your fat ass!!"
He's probably one of the only characters you don't hate at any point in the series, well-liked and respected by everyone.
Re: Funny Sopranos Moments/Jokes - 07/24/1403:23 AM
Or later in that episode, when he waddles out of his car, and Tony suggests he start considering salads. A friend and I would reference that line constantly when referring to a few well-fed coworkers (especially the one that had cheese fries with ranch dressing at every lunch).
I liked Bobby's character -- in a world of sociopaths, he was the closest thing to a gentleman. Bobby took a lot of flak from Tony, but even he had limits -- the fight obviously, but even when Tony was mocking his hunting gear in Pine Barrens.
Re: Funny Sopranos Moments/Jokes - 07/24/1408:38 AM
Tony often demeaned Bobby. He kind of backed off after seeing Bobby's father and told the dad how much he appreciated Bobby looking after Uncle Junior. And in Pine Barrens, Tony even went so far to apologize for mocking Bobby's hunting outfit and thanking him for the help with Uncle Junior.
There was a scene is Season 2 where Tony ripped into Bobby about his weight. Tony pulls away in his SUV and Bobby says "take a look at yourself in the mirror" and spits on the ground in disgust.
Then once Bobby hooked up with Janice, Tony started back again on Bobby. That was more passive-aggressive tactic really aimed at Tony's disgust with Janice, so Bobby took the brunt of it.
Re: Funny Sopranos Moments/Jokes - 07/24/1410:24 AM
Seemingly in that scene(pine barrens episode) where Bobby walks in with the hunting gear on, he had a huge dildo in his hand, which is why James Gandolfini is really laughing.
One of my favorite Paulie moments was when he went to the hospital after Tony was shot. Either Carmella or Janice warned Paulie that Tony didn't look too good. Regardless (or irregardless as Paulie would say), he walks in and takes one look at Tony and says "Marone - he looks terrible!"
One of my favorite Paulie moments was when he went to the hospital after Tony was shot. Either Carmella or Janice warned Paulie that Tony didn't look too good. Regardless (or irregardless as Paulie would say), he walks in and takes one look at Tony and says "Marone - he looks terrible!"
At gigis wake the crew is sitting around and Tony is asked who might be succeeding gigi as capo. The camera slowly pans on the crew, one doïng his nails, Christopher dozing off, someone who resembles Peter lorre, and an incredibly bored Ralph. Tony looks at them and then looks like he is lost and without a clue. An amusing and well conceived scene.
Re: Funny Sopranos Moments/Jokes - 07/27/1401:06 AM
Two more: I liked in Members Only, just before Junior shoots Tony, they have a funny back & forth. Junior declares: "I had a banana in there" Then he yells that pussy malanga is after him and Tony says "I'll get J. Edgar Hoover right on it.
Also, I always found it funny and ironic how they had Phil "come out of the closet" when he killed Vito, great writing.
Re: Funny Sopranos Moments/Jokes - 07/27/1408:43 AM
Originally Posted By: Its_da_Jackeeettttttt
Earlier in that episode, Tony lectures AJ on how friends let you down, and how family are the only ones you can depend on.
Well, the Soprano family wasn't exactly normal...
That sounds as if Melfi got through to Tony a little bit. After all, Livia told AJ that everyone lets you down and you die alone. She wasn't exactly the stereotype "fun" grandma...;)
Re: Funny Sopranos Moments/Jokes - 07/28/1412:19 AM
Just thought of another perfect Paulie moment. In Blue Comet (my favorite episode) at the end when they're at the safehouse, Carlo suggests they order a pizza. As Tony walks up the stairs, you can hear Paulie yelling "and make sure we get paper plates, we ain't got any here!!" He's in the middle of a war, some of his best friends have been killed and he's hiding in a safehouse, and this is what he is worried about.
It was great when Tony goes to Bobby and Janice's for dinner. This was after Janice had attended anger management classes and was being nice to everybody including telemarketers. Tony brings up her son Harpo at dinner and continues to needle Janice ending with the classic line that sends her into a rage "Sacre bleu where is me mama". I know it's a little cruel but coming from Tony I thought it was witty and hilarious.
There's another family dinner in "Where's Johnny?" where Janice picks up the pasta dishes from Vesuvio rather than cook it herself.
Tony gets a little shot there -- "Well, sit down and dig into this medley of pastas that Janice whipped up..." Just one more thing for him to poke at her about.
The conversation between Tony and Janice about Livia's funeral is priceless "Us working folk can't just hop on a plane" "Oh, listen to Woodie Guthrie over here", then Carm's parents come in and ask how Tony's doing and all you can here in the back is Tony yell "Oh, what the fuck! Goddamn fucking bitch!!!"
I can see why Tony loathed her; Janice was a female version of him -- ruthless, conniving, prone to rage.
This scene is great too -- Janice calls out Tony and Carmela for Meadow's non-punishment, and Tony chucks his bowl of cereal across the room. Also love how Tony goes from intently reading the back of the Honey Comb box to making Hindu references.
Keep in mind that Janice only got upset when she realized that she would have to clean the mess. Before that she was always of the opinion that Tony and Carmela were too strict and she attempted to balance that - letting Meadow drive her to buy weed etc. First Janice got good news - her govt. check then opened the door and saw the bad news.
I can see why Tony loathed her; Janice was a female version of him -- ruthless, conniving, prone to rage.
This scene is great too -- Janice calls out Tony and Carmela for Meadow's non-punishment, and Tony chucks his bowl of cereal across the room. Also love how Tony goes from intently reading the back of the Honey Comb box to making Hindu references.
Not only that, but they're both ridiculously hypocritical. totally agree that Janice and Tony are similar on many levels. There only real difference is that Tony has a dedication to his life and his family, Janice has more a devil may care attitude, but ultimately, they were both selfishly destructive in their own ways.
I can see why Tony loathed her; Janice was a female version of him -- ruthless, conniving, prone to rage.
This scene is great too -- Janice calls out Tony and Carmela for Meadow's non-punishment, and Tony chucks his bowl of cereal across the room. Also love how Tony goes from intently reading the back of the Honey Comb box to making Hindu references.
Not only that, but they're both ridiculously hypocritical. totally agree that Janice and Tony are similar on many levels. There only real difference is that Tony has a dedication to his life and his family, Janice has more a devil may care attitude, but ultimately, they were both selfishly destructive in their own ways.
I had a friend once describe Janice as an underachieving Tony.
I always found it interesting how Janice seemed to latch herself onto many of Tony's guys (Richie, Ralphie and Bobby) and they all turn up dead one way or another. It was like she was cursed. I don't know which relationship pissed Tony off more: Richie or Ralph. Personally, I think he was angry that she was with Richie while he was just plain disgusted that she was with Ralph.
At 1:40, Tony gets the shot into Richie about grabbing BJs off the couch. Richie grabs that fork, and you if Tony weren't the boss, Tony would be minus an eye.
Re: Funny Sopranos Moments/Jokes - 08/02/1404:08 AM
I was out for a walk tonight in North Beach - the San Francisco version of Little Italy. Like in NY it borders Chinatown, actually in SF everything borders Chinatown, and I was reminded of the scene where Butch is talking on his cell with Phil and as he's talking he's walking and after the conversation ends he stops, looks around and gets a "what the fuck?" look on his face.
Check out Richie's reaction when Junior talks about dialing the plumber with his toes.
One of Richie's best scenes. I loved when he used his exaggerated Italian accent.
The actor who played Richie Aprile was also a true Italian tough guy on "Everybody Loves Raymond." When the Barrones went to Italy, he was the father of a gorgeous woman that Robert met. He had the Joe Pesci-like toughness of a short guy who looked like he could whip Robert's 6'7" ass.
At 1:40, Tony gets the shot into Richie about grabbing BJs off the couch. Richie grabs that fork, and you if Tony weren't the boss, Tony would be minus an eye.
That reminds me of the scene where Richie blows up in the poker game when he tells Dave Scatino: "I should stab ya in the fahkin' eye" with that scary look on his face.
That whole scene is pure gold, from the moment Richie steps inside "Look at THIS fuckin' lineup!" to when Chris touches him and he immediately turns around and starts threatening Chris "Git your hands offa me or I'mma put one in your head!" "Don't threaten you? I got a HARD-ON for you already... just gimme a reason." Richie is like a barrel full of gunpowder... all he needs is one little spark.
That's one of my favorite episodes of The Sopranos. So many great one liners -- "Chairboy of the Board...read your cards" -- to the numerous outbursts, be it from Sil, Richie, Tony or Eric Scatino.
Re: Funny Sopranos Moments/Jokes - 08/13/1407:12 AM
When Juniors explaining the day time TV show to i think its Bobby, he says something like "shes a boutana this one", i have no idea what boutana means but it makes me laugh every time.
And the other scene where hes talking about the Italian movie with Jesus hanging from a helicopter lol.
Re: Funny Sopranos Moments/Jokes - 08/13/1407:39 AM
Funny scene Afrend
The movie I think was La Dolce Vita.
Junior's line was, "They said in the guide it's an Italian movie, but even with the captions I can't tell what's what. They had Jesus hanging off a helicopter, but you could tell it was a dummy."
when tough guy wannabee Artie gets hit with the soda during the Columbus Day protest and hides in the car. The scared rabbit look on his face and the way he cowered in the back seat peeping out through the window was priceless.
Re: Funny Sopranos Moments/Jokes - 08/14/1409:53 AM
Originally Posted By: Lou_Para
when tough guy wannabee Artie gets hit with the soda during the Columbus Day protest and hides in the car. The scared rabbit look on his face and the way he cowered in the back seat peeping out through the window was priceless.
He was even more ridiculous when doing his pseudo-DeNiro "Taxi Driver" bit before meeting with Jean Philipe. Standing there in front of his practicing what he would say to get his $50,000 back showed how much of a tough guy Artie was not.
It probably was not funny, but definitely was pathetic.
My favorite Artie moment - hands down - was when he blew away the rabbit in his garden. With a shotgun no less.
Re: Funny Sopranos Moments/Jokes - 08/14/1410:49 AM
I quite liked when he beat Benny Fazio up, finally he was able do something, only hes lucky he was friends with Tony or he would have been clipped most likely.
You dont shit where you eat and you certainly don't shit where i eat lol.
when tough guy wannabee Artie gets hit with the soda during the Columbus Day protest and hides in the car. The scared rabbit look on his face and the way he cowered in the back seat peeping out through the window was priceless.
He was even more ridiculous when doing his pseudo-DeNiro "Taxi Driver" bit before meeting with Jean Philipe. Standing there in front of his practicing what he would say to get his $50,000 back showed how much of a tough guy Artie was not.
It probably was not funny, but definitely was pathetic.
My favorite Artie moment - hands down - was when he blew away the rabbit in his garden. With a shotgun no less.
That's one of my favorite episodes of The Sopranos. So many great one liners -- "Chairboy of the Board...read your cards" -- to the numerous outbursts, be it from Sil, Richie, Tony or Eric Scatino.
Agreed - great episode. When Tony is talking with Uncle Jun in the doctors office and the topic of Ercoli comes up Tony says that he remembers his parents arguing and his mother mentioning something about his fathers "feeble minded brother" then he says to Junior "I always thought she meant you". Up to that point Tony had it buried in the back of his mind that Junior was a little "special".
I always liked the scene when Tony chases Phil down in that car chase. The song on Tony's radio is "rock the casbah" and you can tell he enjoys the whole chase. Phil throws his ice cream out the window casually, and crashes into a truck. Tony's "Mister, are you okay??!!" was classic. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qKzQB1g0W2g
Re: Funny Sopranos Moments/Jokes - 08/18/1401:26 AM
Artie actually shoots the rabbit with a .22 rifle,not a shotgun. What appears to be a bottom barrel is actually the loading tube which typically holds around 15 cartridges.
Artie actually shoots the rabbit with a .22 rifle,not a shotgun. What appears to be a bottom barrel is actually the loading tube which typically holds around 15 cartridges.
Thank you. I suspected as much, but aside from the scope, I couldn't slow it down enough to confirm.
I always liked the scene when Tony chases Phil down in that car chase. The song on Tony's radio is "rock the casbah" and you can tell he enjoys the whole chase. Phil throws his ice cream out the window casually, and crashes into a truck. Tony's "Mister, are you okay??!!" was classic. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qKzQB1g0W2g
To me, the Phil scene scene recalls the Pilot where Tony runs down Mahaffey. Tony jumps out of the car and, for the benefit of the onlookers asks "are you okay?" Then he proceeds to punch Mahaffey in the leg that is being held in pain from being run over.
I love that scene. Jackie Jr. pretending to be a bigshot, like a kid on the playground pretending he's an astronaut.
Jackie Jr. was such a dumbass. From that same storyline, later in the episode, I like when Jackie goes to visit Matusch in the hospital. "Didn't you mention my name?" asks Jackie to Matusch, who had the tar beaten out of him. "Yeah, but I don't think they like you."
Nobody liked Jackie, Jr. Remember when Richie was trying to marshal Junior's support, and Jackie's talking tough? Junior gives him the greatest "Go Fuck Yourself" insult.
It probably was a lame cross-promotion -- sort of like Tony inexplicably watching "Band of Brothers" in Season 5, three years after the miniseries ran.
I like when Chrissy goes into the Bing and tries to shoot the place up but had no bullets in the gun and Silvio gets on the bull horn saying "You know what to do down there!"..."It's all over everybody, enjoy the evening...Unhappy customer".
Also the scene when Sil calls Tracee a little Bukyak!..and Ralphie's in the window cracking up
Re: Funny Sopranos Moments/Jokes - 11/06/1407:14 AM
One funny thing I remember is Tony and Uncle Junior are sitting together discussing Ralph insulting Ginny. And Junior goes on to say these new mobsters have no respect etc. And then right after he marks a remark about Carmine Lupertazzi having fish lips lol.
Another one I always like is when Paulie and tony and chris are at dinner with dates and the one girl says the dinosaurs where killed by meteors. And Paulie remarks that they were "all meat eaters"
and chris replies with " Meteor Meteor!" Lol and just how pisse Paulie is for being corrected
when Tony is at Jacie jr's funeral with Uncle Jun and they are talking about Jackie. And tony remarks that stupidity would be pretty much a learning disability.
Remember when Richie brings Jackie with him to discuss the move on Larry, Albert and Tony? Jackie starts running his mouth, and Junior gives him the ultimate "fuck off" in acting like there's some invisible asshole speaking.
Pissant nobody talking big about killing a capo. That's rich.
Junior when hes telling Tony that some people are so far behind in the race, that they think there leading.
Thats cute.
I remember my mother and my father arguing about something and she kept talking about my father's feeble minded brother and I always thought she meant you.
Season 2, Episode 7 when those kids are being real jerk offs and Christopher gets one of them to stand up, whispers in his ear and this fucking schmucks smirk is just /gone/ from his face. Made me die in laughter.
This is a great Gladiator movie ? Look at Kirk Douglas's hair.
THEY DIDN'T HAVE FLAT TOPS IN ANCIENT ROME !
Later in that scene I was cracking up Silvio shows up to get Tracey cuz shes been missing work. Silvio and Tracee r by the car she mouths of he SLAPS her Ralph in the window laughing lol
Re: Funny Sopranos Moments/Jokes - 12/13/1406:27 AM
Originally Posted By: DE NIRO
Originally Posted By: ThisGuyOverHere
I couldn't stop laughing when Ralphie killed that whore Tracee.
How is that funny?
It's funny because it was a TV show! It's not like it happen in real life, where some lunatic murdered about half a dozen dancers/strippers/hookers/fregusons/prostitutes/escorts in Atlantic City or right outside Atlantic City NJ these women were whores but they were someones sister cousin mother
Re: Funny Sopranos Moments/Jokes - 12/31/1406:17 AM
Feech bringing over the dandelions for a salad, then Tony mentions they're from the spot where all the neighborhood dogs go to piss. Junior about pukes right then and there.
Feech bringing over the dandelions for a salad, then Tony mentions they're from the spot where all the neighborhood dogs go to piss. Junior about pukes right then and there.
Re: Funny Sopranos Moments/Jokes - 01/20/1511:14 AM
Just recently re-watched "Knight in White Satin Armor." The look on Tony's face when he sees Richie, likely dead, and Janice kneeling down, is absolutely priceless. I had the feeling he wanted to let out the biggest laugh and he had to suppress his joy. I thought it would've been great if he said "Janice, thanks for doing this. I was going to whack him and you saved me the trouble."
That scene reminded me of "A Christmas Story" where the wife hides her laughter when the Old Man's attempt to glue the leg lamp failed.
Christopher, self-professed movie guru, fucking up the name of Luca Brasi.
Like Adrianna said, he "manuged" to screw up a lot of things...
In the scene where Chris shoots the bakery clerk in foot, recalling Imperioli's own role in "Goodfellas," the actor who played Vito makes his first appearance. But the bakery clerk referred to him as "Gino." Gino must not have been a made guy because Christopher told the guy to go away.
Gino and Vito were two separate characters. As the story goes, Joe Gannascoli had befriended Benicio Del Toro, who put him in contact with Georgianne Walken, who was the show's casting director. The one-off appearance led to a regular role the next year.
Re: Funny Sopranos Moments/Jokes - 01/26/1501:28 AM
How about Tony confronting Christopher about the bakery shooting? Slapping Christopher's head against the side of the car while Christopher is driving...yeah, no risk of losing control of the car at all.
Always got a kick out of the scene where Junior got his hand caught in the disposal. When Janice & Richie come into the house, they find Junior on the verge of tears. Then Richie tries to help Junior and delivers my 2nd favorite Richie Aprile line: "you're flexxxxxxxxxin" (2nd only to "it's the jackkkkeettt").
Or that follow up scene with Catherine Romano when she mentioned stopping by that afternoon, but nobody seemed to be home. But she could hear groaning inside.
At the beginning of season two, Tony regrets that he had to meet with Bobby Baccala as an intermediary to Junior. "If I’d have known you were gonna get out so fast with this medical shit I never would’ve talked to that calzone with legs."
Jackie Junior's funeral - the Essex County cops are making gamblng busts. Meanwhile, Junior is on temporary release (presumably) for the the funeral, sees the cops, and makes the old man run to the car and leaves Bobby behind.
Jackie Junior's funeral - the Essex County cops are making gamblng busts. Meanwhile, Junior is on temporary release (presumably) for the the funeral, sees the cops, and makes the old man run to the car and leaves Bobby behind.
Bobby actually got in the car at the funeral. Kind of ironic that Junior doesn't practice what he preached. Recall Season 1 when he blasts Big Pussy, "We don't run. It's embarrassing."
That episode ("Army of One") actually had its funnier moments. When Tony sees Junior at the funeral luncheon, Junior has this to say about Jackie: "Kid was always a dumb fuck, though, wasn't he? Didn't he almost drown in three inches of water?"
Then Ralph is trying to avoid paying Paulie for a heist in which Paulie provided a tip. At the meeting with Sil & Paulie, Ralph excused himself pretending that it was Tony on the phone. In reality it was Vito just getting Ralphie out of the meeting.
"Tony, what is it? It's really Vito. You said to call in five minutes. No, no, no, no. I'm not doing nothing important right now. Uh, i'm watching a guy clean his windshield. He's got a green hat on. It's that big? Some birds up ahead flying. Some weeds across the street there. Well i can be there in a half hour? I think i see a rabbit or a squirrel. I don't know what it is. Maybe it's a possum. No, i'll see you then. What can do i? To be continued, looks like. Tony needs me. We'll work this out another time."
Re: Funny Sopranos Moments/Jokes - 02/10/1509:49 AM
Originally Posted By: Its_da_Jackeeettttttt
How could I have forgotten Bobby's three yard dash?
I think if he & Vito would have ever run against each other in a race, a sinkhole would have opened up instantly. And "no mas" would have been heard from the heavens...
How about when Johnny wanted to whack Ralphie and Carmine goes "Ralph slept with Ginny?". Johnny's face when Carmine said that was hilarious. And in the same convo Johnny goes "What's next he gets to fuck her for a million?!" Carmine: "He wants to fuck her too?" Lmao
Re: Funny Sopranos Moments/Jokes - 02/15/1506:14 AM
It's laughable those two thought they were going to solve the Triboro Towers contract on their own (at least that was the pretense Christopher gave E-Mail for the Satriale's meeting).
Re: Funny Sopranos Moments/Jokes - 02/22/1504:09 AM
It's in "The Telltale Moozadell," at Carmela's birthday celebration.
Tony offers Aaron champagne, which he declines due to God not wanting us to be drinking. Tony points out that Jesus drank wine, to which Janice chimes in about Jesus being Jesus. Tony notices the hunk of booger sugar on her nose, and very unsubtlely points it out.
Speaking of Carmela's birthday, what ungrateful kids she raised.
Kind of obscure but I always crack up when. . After Ralph beats Tracy to death. .and Tony slaps him around. ..Paulie thinks his big crime was disrespecting the bing and his boss etc.
Tony:"Cocksucker was way out of line.... this girl."
Paulie: "That too".
I cant help but laugh at how screwed up his priorities are... ..
I loved this scene a friend of ours, the chase between Tony and Phil was great, he was listening to "Rock the Casbah" Then when he goes up to Phil's car: "Oh, mister, are you okay?" Gets me every time.
Re: Funny Sopranos Moments/Jokes - 03/28/1512:48 AM
OT, but one of those things that sort of irritated me about how the Furio character was treated -- up until the Pontecorvo game robbery, he's Tony's most feared soldier. But after that, it's like he turns into a wuss.
Re: Funny Sopranos Moments/Jokes - 03/28/1510:05 AM
Haha, American women and life desensitized Furio into a bisnitch.
You could tell when Furio first comes over and Tony listens to him raving about the cable TV shows that he had to put Furio to work instantly on a violent job lol
Re: Funny Sopranos Moments/Jokes - 04/07/1511:06 AM
Two more just came to mind.
1) When Richie gives Tony the Rocco DeMeo jacket, Richie brags about his own toughness in getting the jacket. Richie is telling the story to Tony while Junior & Bobby are nearby. Richie described Rocco as the toughest guy in Essex County and never came back after dealing with Richie. I don't think he meant it with mean spiritedness, but Junior responded "He later died of Alzheimers."
2) Aaron, Janice's narcopletic boyfriend, sees Jackie Jr. for a second time and asks "have you heard the good news?" Jackie delivers his best line "We met. Thanksgiving." But it was in a sarcastic tone of "you dumb ass I heard this one already."
Re: Funny Sopranos Moments/Jokes - 04/20/1509:40 AM
I chuckle each time Bevilaqua calls his partner out loud "Gis!" the funniest being when he gets shot in the head by Chris and he yells out "Oh no! Gis! Giiiis!" Lol! What kind of idiot do you have to be, to allow yourself to be called something that sounds exactly like "jizz?"
Re: Funny Sopranos Moments/Jokes - 05/09/1504:20 AM
There's a similar exchange when Tony and Gloria Trillo are at the zoo, and he shits on the Buddhism angle when he discovers her talisman. Gloria zings him back about Catholicism, "which you practice every fucking day."
I love/hate that episode -- love the Ralph prank call on Nucci, and love Tony bagging on Chris (which really calls Tony's judgement into question -- why not get a more reliable Furio for this dump job?)
Something i could never tell, was it Ralph who caused the arson at the stable ?
I don't think so. Ralph was an emotional trainwreck -- offering to marry Rosalie, setting up a fund in Jackie Jr.'s memory, etc.
Ralph's killing was more Tony's sociopathy (the love of animals over human life) and his overreaction.
Not to hijack a thread, but something to think about. A friend of mine and I had discussed this episode awhile back -- in a way, the episode was a metaphor for the looming Iraq War (this aired in late 2002 when there was sabre-rattling from the Bush administration against Iraq).
- The episode title was a question immediately after 9/11 - whoever did this - Tony had a long simmering hatred for Ralph and this was a handy excuse to whack him, evidence or not (and there wasn't) - The rest of the Soprano family was cowed into compliance...nobody dared to speak out about what happened
Just recently watched the one where Junior gets his hand stuck in the sink. After standing there for 6 hrs, Janice & Richie come to the house. The initial attempt to remove Junior's hand doesn't work and Richie says "you're flexiiiiiiiing!"
When he finally can sit, Janice asks Junior if he is coming to their engagement party. Junior immediately quips, "I don't give a shit whether you do or you don't."
Just recently watched the one where Junior gets his hand stuck in the sink. After standing there for 6 hrs, Janice & Richie come to the house. The initial attempt to remove Junior's hand doesn't work and Richie says "you're flexiiiiiiiing!"
When Junior says the "with what my fucking toes?!" line, the actor who plays Richie, David Proval obviously can't hold his laughter but he's not facing the camera at the time.. but still you can easily tell.
Great scene. Tony realizes that none of his guys are really "friends" but rather just employees. Feech's face is priceless. It reminded me of when he told the story of "setting a precedent" in prison: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PEGmJclcmZw
The scene where all the guys are in the back of the deli talking about hallucinogenic drugs.
Paulie Walnuts: I got dosed with acid once, back in '68. [to Tony]
Paulie Walnuts: I was with your dad and them at the Copa. Fuckin' BOAC stewardess put it in my drink. Jerry Vale's singin' and I look over. Your Uncle Jun's got fuckin laser beams shootin' out his eyes balls!
Carlo: "Bobby did mushrooms once. A whole fuckin platter of em".
This is why you cannot talk to your father about upsets and drama in your relationships. Such an authentic and funny scene to us girls. Talk to your mudda
Re: Funny Sopranos Moments/Jokes - 10/28/1510:45 AM
When Janice went through the whole anger therapy thing and Tony pissed her off at Sunday dinner... Tony's smirk when Janice blows up is fucking priceless.
What episode is it that Jr is in the prison hospital or whatever and they ask him if he wants a ham pie? His response is priceless if anyone knows what I'm talking about
Re: Funny Sopranos Moments/Jokes - 01/15/1606:10 AM
At the BadaBing:
Christopher Moltisanti: My point... What the fuck?... It's babies. They're the future. You realize by the time Caitlin's outta college it'll be like the year 2027 or somethin'.
Paulie Walnuts: She takes after you she won't be outta fourth grade by then. 'Course by that time she'll be workin' here so who gives a shit.
Re: Funny Sopranos Moments/Jokes - 01/15/1608:27 AM
What I don't get is... Everybody laughed at that joke. I mean, shit, we're talking about a made guy and another made guy is basically calling his newborn a whore. Isn't that crossing the line?
What I don't get is... Everybody laughed at that joke. I mean, shit, we're talking about a made guy and another made guy is basically calling his newborn a whore. Isn't that crossing the line?
...I guess because it was a joke.. everyone was drinking .and Christopher was drunk off his ass....and Paulie and him were anyways bickering anyway.
Re: Funny Sopranos Moments/Jokes - 08/06/1605:46 AM
They're animals, Vic. They started a fire in my dumpster, and, these two guys came to see me one night. You got no idea what dead eyes means until you face these people, in your fucking bathrobe and flip- flops.
Re: Funny Sopranos Moments/Jokes - 09/02/1605:20 AM
when tony mentions vito came from behind and became the best earner of the family. i also like when tony tells carm she is entitled to shit. i use that line myself in real life. funniest moment is when ralphie calls paulie's mother and states he is detective mike hunt.
Re: Funny Sopranos Moments/Jokes - 09/03/1606:28 AM
funny moment when chrissy and paulie were feuding about who got the bill. the waiter came out pissed about a 16 dollar tip on an almost 1200 dollar tab. Chrissy hits him in the back of the head with a brick and the guy falls down and starts shaking. Chrissy asks, "Aren't these fucks suppose to take medicine for this shit? Paulie says, "He's really fucked up Chrissy" Shoots him, takes the money. as they are getting away Chrissy yells, "Thats my money Paulie" Hilarious.
"Go piss it away at blackjack, fucking assholes". lol. At least the waiter got a good barb in before getting killed. Paulie and Chrissie were classless. If Tony would have found out about this, at least Paulie would have been done, considering the 9 lives he gave Christopher. If Tony had found out about Paulie strangling Nucci's old friend to death, that would have been it for him, too.
Re: Funny Sopranos Moments/Jokes - 09/04/1605:15 AM
Originally Posted By: OakAsFan
"Go piss it away at blackjack, fucking assholes". lol. At least the waiter got a good barb in before getting killed. Paulie and Chrissie were classless. If Tony would have found out about this, at least Paulie would have been done, considering the 9 lives he gave Christopher. If Tony had found out about Paulie strangling Nucci's old friend to death, that would have been it for him, too.
One of the least realistic moments on the show. Paulie says nobody knows us does there so I wouldn't worry about the cops. If you're a big time organized crime figure , a capo , a guy with a jacket, they def know them. And u don't think there was any survailence? Johnny sack was there. No way the boss of jersey and the a New York boss meeting would not be watched. Then they shoot a fucking waiter ? Funny but not close to being real.
I think the scene that always makes me genuinely laugh is when Pussy is tracking Moltisanti on the Pokemon card bustout and runs the guy on the bike over, fleeing the scene lol.
Classic episode. Tony, Paulie, Hal Holbrook and Deluxe the rapper watching the fight, on a dish that Deluxe's crew smuggled into the hospital. Only The Sopranos.
Re: Funny Sopranos Moments/Jokes - 10/05/1702:06 AM
I laugh every time when Sil and Carlo whack fat Dom and throw him on the table ruining a whole plate of meatball and they're both standing there catching their breath when Dom's phone goes off playing beethoven. The way they both look at him at the same time, and then Sil screams a f bomb.
Nothing beats Junior's card game in the mental institution... even while he's got Alzheimer's he still knows how to run a card game, like he has done his entire life. And the jokes are hilarious too.
When they filmed Pine Barrens, Gandolfini didn't know Schirripa would be wearing that ridiculous Elmer Fudd outfit. That's what made Tony's laugh so genuine.
When they filmed Pine Barrens, Gandolfini didn't know Schirripa would be wearing that ridiculous Elmer Fudd outfit. That's what made Tony's laugh so genuine.
I heard what made him laugh so hard was because Bobby came out holding a dildo. They wanted him to make it look like he was laughing at his outfit but in reality it was something else. I recall them talking about that scene and James Gandolfini telling Schirripa before they filmed it 'You better make me laugh tomorrow' so Schirripa came up with the dildo idea.
It was always funny to me how Tony's doughter was fucked by a nigro and than he left her like a hood rat. Big time mob boss, lol. Also Anthony jr always looked like he was brain damaged and and a stupid fat slob with no balls. Plus I don't know about you guys but Carmela, Tony's wife was ugly as a dog.
I knew there was some rouse there to get a spontaneous reaction from Gandolfini. I think Schirippa told the dildo story on the Joe Rogan podcast. Great episode, btw. Should be in his free archives. Schirippa tells stories about the Sopranos and working in Vegas. Doesn't disappoint.
I knew there was some rouse there to get a spontaneous reaction from Gandolfini. I think Schirippa told the dildo story on the Joe Rogan podcast. Great episode, btw. Should be in his free archives. Schirippa tells stories about the Sopranos and working in Vegas. Doesn't disappoint.
I checked out some of the podcast interviews on youtube. Pretty good stories on there.
I never knew that he wore a fat suit early on in the sopranos.
When chris told that junkie guy corky that vito is not gay, and to watch out because he is talking about a captain, and then he said that when benny and the others came to see him at his gooma's place he ran off haha that's was funny !
Re: Funny Sopranos Moments/Jokes - 03/15/1803:00 AM
Yes, Tony was throwing up blood. Hadn't recovered from surgery. Yuk. Camera angle was from the ceiling, but you could see that red in the toilet. They must have thrown tomato juice in there.
Re: Funny Sopranos Moments/Jokes - 06/28/1811:27 AM
also a funny one is in the sitdown with ralphie and paulie tony is saying ralph give him 12k the face of paulie lol he is shock ! he thought about 50k haha
Re: Funny Sopranos Moments/Jokes - 07/05/1812:04 AM
Lol I think he deserved it twice about the ice on trees and the bar scene about terrorists putting bombs into shipping containers . He really didn't know when to shut up. He shouldn't of opened his mouth when they were talking at the bar
Mikey Palmice asking the black guy what happened here after throwing the drug dealer from the brigde and he goes like "Some sad shit...mothafucka said he didn't want to live no more".