Sopranos quotes

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You ever think what a coincidence it is that Lou Gehrig died of Lou Gehrig's disease?

Christopher Moltisanti

Tony: "Jackie's so fucking mean he'll scare that cancer away!"

All of Paulies quotes are class and many of Uncle Juniors jokes funny..

He talks more than 6 barbers!

Junior about Tony

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Paulie:
"I lived through the 70s by the skin of my nuts,when the Colombos were going at it...there ain't a bigger cocksucker than Phil Leotardo!I just wanna make sure somebody knows there could be a line at Cosarelli's a mile long."

Paulie:Hey,i remember everyblowjob i ever got.How 'bout you?Remember your first blowjob?
Sil:Yeah,of course...
Paulie:How long did it take for the guy to come?

edit:forgot one of my favorites

Paulie:Hehehe.Danny Boy!How's the family?
Danny:Oh,not bad Paulie...Y'know we had to move my father to another old folks home-
Paulie:Hey,i got my own fuckin' problems!

AJ: "What, no fuckin' ziti?"

The BEST line EVER.

Tony to Dr. Melfi: "There are more important things to talk about than Jean Cusamano's ass!"

"I had her tested for AIDS--what kinda guy do you tnink I am?"--Tony to Carm when she confronted him about his goumad.

"Enjoy your success." Chris to Lauren Bacall.

"And, the fat f**k said I look like the Shah of Iran."--Phil about Tony.

Uncle Junior said "he wasn't gonna use a bed pan cuz he wasn't a cat and didn't use a litter box".

Or another one by Junior:

"I've got the Feds so far up my ass I can taste Brylcream".

Paulie:Thats why somebody you don't trust,you call a snake.How can you trust a guy who can literally go fuck themselves?
Tony:Don't you think that expression would come from the "Adam and Eve" story,when the snake tempted Eve to bite the apple?
Paulie:Hey,snakes were fuckin' themselves way before Adam and Eve showed up,T.

Furio:no bitcha to me!!!

Tony:so what did you want to talk to me about?
Richie:fuckin Dick Barone!
Tony:well,as long as the two of you are happy...

Johnny Sack: What is this, the fucking U.N. now?


(After learing Vito was whacked)
Patsy: I should have borrowed money from Vito.

Adriana:I'm just worried about you.I love you,very much...
Chris:So if you love me,stir my eggs!

Read this extract from the funniest episode of The Sopranos: "Pine Barrens"

Tony: "The guy you're looking for is an ex-commando. He killed 16 Tsjetsjen rebels single-handed."

Paulie: "Get the fuck outta here!"

Tony: "Yeah, nice huh! He was with the interior ministry."

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Paulie: "You're not gonna believe this. He killed 16 Tsjecho-Slovakians. The guy was an interior decorator.

Chritopher: "His house looked like shit!

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LMAO, that one was a classic.

Personally, one of my favorite quotes was a joke from AJ when he was telling his friends "What's the hardest part about being a skateboarder?" then he said "Telling your parents your gay"

I still use that one.

I also liked in Season one when Tony started seeing a shrink the the topic of a prostate exam came up and he said "I don't even let no one wave a finger in my face".