Sopranos Dialogue Game

You know the rules.....

Here's an easy one to start:
Q. "Dry those peeps, Who's the queen?"

A: Paulie to his mother

Q: "If I still had an ounce of self respect Id cut your dick off."

Carmela to Tony

Next: "Go shit in your hat"

A: Junior Soprano to the cops who brought him home.

Q: "I told Nucci I'd be doing less, not more."

A: Ray Curto to the other capos when they were deciding who would be the new boss.

Q: "I got dust up the crack of my ass and I'm starving to death."

Junior to Bobby Baccala


Next: "Gary Cooper was gay?"

Donpaulpino: the answer to yours is Chris to Tony and Silvio. Gusss again on mine - it wasn't Junior.

Hmmm was it Ritchie Aprile? I can't really imagine anyone else saying that

Now that I think about it, It might've been Feech...I remember that being said but I just can't quite place who said it. I've been trying to start off with easy ones til this thread gets going some.

Q: "I got dust up the crack of my ass and I'm starving to death."
A: This was Christopher complaining to Tony in Season One on a construction site.

New Q: "Some people are out there stuffing themselves."

Richie Aprile to Junior? There was quite a few conversations of this sort complaing about Tony between Junior and Richie during season 2

If it is correct then the next is....

"And I'll be turning up my hearing aid when you do"

I knew you'd get this one Chris.

Q: "And I'll be turning up my hearing aid when you do"
A: This was Ralph Cifaretto talking to Tony about wanting to made a capo. Tony said, "you'll be a captain when I say you're a captain," and that was Ralph's response.

As for "Some people are out there stuffing themselves", there are two correct answers to this one, and DonPaulPino was almost right.
Richie Aprile said that, but he was talking to Albert Barese, not Junior. And Albert, who, as we know, likes to parrot what others say, repeated that line back to Richie.

New Q: "The only thing Johnny understands is force."

New Q: "The only thing Johnny understands is force."

HINT: It's from Season Five, and it's a New York mobster who says it.

I thought it was from season five but couldn't place who said it. On that note was it Rusty Milio, Frankie Valli's Character, to Little Carmine?

You are absolutely correct! The next Q is yours, sir.

Next: "Let's watch ballet"

A - Artie Buccho in mergers and Acquisitions on the couch at Tony's mother's house.

Q - "Your the one keeps bringing that up...I'm fine with it"

A: Tony Blundetto to Tony, regarding the heist Tony missed that would eventually result in Tony B doing 15 years in prison.

New Q: "Fuck him and his 'rinse your dishes' bullshit. You know what? I think he's a secret ***."

Jackie Jr to Dino about Ralph

"kids! ya think ya can protect them...but ya cant."

A: Brendan Filone to Christopher regarding Meadow and Hunter looking to buy drugs from them.

New Q: "When did you get your fucking wings?"

Jimmy Altieri to Chris


Next: "Everybody gets old and dies"

A: Tony to Paulie, regarding Paulie's mom and Furio's dad getting old and dying.

Q: "A lot of things happened that didn't seem like they happened."

Johnny Sack to Tony

Next:
"We gotta do this thing it's fucked up, you don't wanna know about it"

Hmm, I'm drawing a blank on that one. What season was that in?

A: Chris to Feech (just before setting him up to send him back to jail)

Q: "You probably wiped your ass barehanded before you came here."

Paulie to the Russian


Next:
"I'm not running a school here"

Finally thought of this one

Paulie to Chris

"Whoa! You blow your father with that mouth?"

Easy...

Tony to the "crack ho" outside the slum houses Tony and Ralph buy on Freling Heusland Ave. (not sure of spelling there).

how about this one guys.

"You oughta know sweetie..."

Clue?

A: Little Paulie Germani to Eugene Pontecorvo, when they were sitting around the site and busting each others' balls, right before Eugene busted Little Paulie's head with the Snapple bottle.

New Q: "Fuckin' nosy? Eat your manicott'!"

A: Rosalie Aprile, to a distressed Angie Bompensiero in Vesuvio's.
Q: "Go jerk off."

Irena to Tony


Next:
"You know, that's over the top"

Silvio to Chris after Chris reports he phoned in a bomb scare to Jimmy Altieri's wake

"We're takin you to the job."

A: Ralph to Tony in the middle of that weird dream.

New Q: "I'll crack him good. I'll ask for 200 grand."

easy!!

thats carmine lupertazi to johnny sac about how much he is going to get off ralphie for the "mole-on-her-ass" joke in "the weight"....incidentally one of my favourite episodes.

here's one for you fellas....

" you gonna deal those? there not candy bars, you can let some of them go!"

Tony B to Vito


Next:
"She hurt her ankle pretty bad"

Im gonna say, well guess...Tony's horse trainer to Tony and Ralphie in reference to Pie-o-mie

Incorrect

Here's a hint: It's from season 1 and its not said by a mobster.

This is a real toughie!!!!

Any other clue?!

Here's a clue to give it away....

The person who they are talking about has their name in an episode title later on.

Well I though that clue might have given it away, I guess not. The answer was Tony's neighbor, Bruce Cusamano to Tony. The clue I gave refers to when they are talking about Jeannie, and the next episode is called "I dream of Jeannie Cusamano".

Here's another one:

"A millionaire...the professor and MaryAnn, here on Gilligan's Isle..."

A: This was Tony, in the throes of a fever dream brought about by the food poisoning.

New Q: "Tony Soprano's mother's wake is tonight. Want me to wear a wire?"

Ray Curto to his FBI Agent

"I can go to bathroom by myself god damnit!"

That was Uncle Jun to Janice Bacaliari after she told Bobby jnr to help Uncle Jun in the loo.

"You're starting to worry me...you got a problem?!"

Tony to Junior after he has one of his mental lapses.

Im not sure on that one, is it right?

If so, "He is tragic figure."

sorry there my kraut mick friend...that was Tony to Silvio in Tony's basement just before they had the flash backs to when Pussy played santa and was wearing a wire. perhaps a little too random.

Here's another...an easy one for you.

"yeah i know that look...the constipated owl look!"

That was Tony, talking to Adriana about Christopher.

Q: "Say never. He's a shopping cart."

clue maybe??

CLUE: The guy who spoke this line is now dead.

Here's the answer: this was Richie Aprile, bragging to Silvio and Paulie about crippling Beansie Gaeta.

New Q: "He doesn't have cable!"

Bobby Jnr to his mother (or maybe Janice) about Uncle Junior.

Here's an easy one but one which always makes me smile....americans say the silliest of things!!!

"thats a great mother-jumpin' lyric!"

told u it was easy.

A: That was Janice's born-again Christian friend, right before he fell asleep.

Q: "It died on the vine."

Albert Barese to Tony when the capos were being given a stern talking to in series 4.

"you see indictments under your bed at night!"

A:Junior to his captains at the wedding of Larry's daughter.

Q:You got some balls kid, I'll give you that much!

is it ralphie to someone?!

grrr this is gonna bug me.

Phil Leotardo to Tony in the Episode "In Camelot", season 5.


Q: "He was wearing socks".

Man, I have NO idea on that one.

A: Tony to the nurse after chris is taken to hospital after getting roughed up by benny, paulie and silvio at his intervention

Q: "Tony's treating me like the ugly girl at the dance"

A: Paulie to Johnny Sack?

correct

now do one of your own!

Q: "You got a bee on your hat."

A: Furio to John Kennedy

Q: What the fuck, you eat more queens then Lancelot!

A: Pussy Bonpensiero, complaining during a poker game.

Q: "That junkie fuck was my best earner."

A: Larry Boy Barese to Ray Curto during a sitdown with the other captains.

Q:We gotta break this guy's back!

a: paulie to tony about the jewish guy who wont give the divorce (i think)

q: First he gave her the emeralds, then he gave her the pearls.

a: Gene Ponticorvo to Patsi and the group.


q: It's all that charcol broiled meat you people ate

A: Tony to uncle Junior

Q:Let it be a lesson to you. A man honors his debts!

A: Johnny Boy Soprano to a young Tony

Q: He says if he can tell the commie bosses in czechoslovakia to go fuck themselves, he can fucking tell us

Is that Irina to Tony about the Russian guy on the boat next to them in the harbor?

A: Pussy Bompensiero to Tony and Dick Barone

Q:He wasn’t some citizen. This kid has Friends.

Old Man Bacala to Mustang Sally I believe his name was??

That is correct.

Do a new one MistaMista!

Q:We gotta break this guy's back!
A: This was Johnny Sack taking to Carmine Lupertazzi about Tony.

New Q: "I could slice an ear off his head."

Richie to Janice

"So...are you strapped right now??"

jon favreua to christopher

"go play cops and robbers"

Paulie to the cop who tells him about keeping things quiet at the executive game.

"They call this the great room...I don't see nuthin' great about it."

Johnny Sack to Tony at John's new NJ gaff.

"Already, let me say for him, thank you!"

shouldnt be too hard for you people...

A: Bobby Bacala to Tony, talking about the new settlement with Junior.

Q: "You got mayonnaise on your chin."

Tony to Paulie

"It added 10 yards to my drive."