"Creative Trilogy Captions - Part 1"

Padrino-philes:

For the truly bored - try to come up with a creative caption for this picture please:



My suggestion - " From this moment forward, hand guns were referred to as 'fire arms' ".

Any other ideas?

Another:



"Be careful, that's how I went blind"

"Indigenous Copulation"

"Fredo, who would be stupid enough to try to kill me in my own home?"

"The danger of not getting a good HMO in Sicily"

"And the award for in-depth, under-cover reporting goes to ..."

"OK so the hair growth plan did not work, can't I have another chance please?"

" Oh sure - 'Buy Enron, buy Enron' - well here's a sure thing for you ..."

" What you didnt like the Godfather? Do ya have a death wish or what? "

Oh well, let's try this....



Those were the days...the Original All In the Family Pilot.

It was the best of times, It was the worst of times-Charles Dickens

Fredo cut the cheese, pass it on...

He's From Viet-Fu<%ing-Nam!

I'll miss you, Buh Buh.

It jumped up and bit me.

The President called it the Million Dolluh Wound.

Run Forrest!

Oops, Wrong movie!

You really need to start using dandruff shampoo, Don Corleone.

"If you really didn't want me as a partner, why didn't you just say so?!?"

The Mafia Commission PostCard of 1980
From Left to Right:
Vincent Mancini, Don Coppola, Anthony Squigliaro, Don Corleone, Don Altobello, Joey Zasa, Don Perisi

Keep an eye out for next year's
Mafia Swimsuit Calendar-featuring: Vito Corleone, Gastone Fanucci, Peter Clemenza, Francesco Ciccio, Salvatore tessio, Genco Abbandando, Emilio Barzini, Carmine Cuneo, Philip Tattaglia, Victor Stracci, Luca Brasi, Michael Corleone, Santino Corleone (Full Centerfold ), Fredo Corleone, Virgil Sollozzo, Bruno Tattaglia, Tom Hagen, Moe Greene, Paulie Gatto, Rocco Lampone, Don Tommasino, Al Neri, Moe greene, Willy Cicci, Markkk McCluskey, Calo, Fabrizzio, Carlo Rizzi, Johnny Fontane, Frank Pentangeli, Hyman Roth, Johnny Ola, Fulgencio Batista, Pat Geary, Vincenzo Pentangeli, Bussetta, Carmine & Anthony: The Rosato Brothers, Joey Zasa, Vincent Mancini, Anthony Squigliaro, The Best Twins, Dominic Abbandando, Don Altobello, and last but certainly not least (there were difficulties splicing his head back to his neck) Licio Luchesi!

Call now and you'll receive our Special Edition Calendar: Bella Mafiosas-Featuring: Carmella Corleone, Carla Abbandando, Kay Corleone, Constanzia Corleone, Sandra Corleone, Theresa Hagen, Deanna Corleone, Appolonia Corleone, Marcia Roth, Francesca & Kathryn: The Corleone Twins, Mary Corleone, Grace Hamilton and more...(Geary's whore, Tattaglia's whore, etc.)

[QB]

"Hurry the f**k up and let's get this scene done in one take! They need the f*****g fruit for the wedding in the banquet room next door!!

Don Vito - "Look I ordered a steak nota fruits" Toms mind - "Damn Barzini, errr, waiter."

"Once again, we at Domino's Pizza would like to remind our customers that we no longer accept personal checks."

Fanucci-Hey servan boy, bring me a hot towel (HOT TOWEL)

Let me help you dry your beak.

Michael took a moment to 'suspend his disbelief' as he considered the words of a half-naked Hyman Roth - "I'm bigger than US Steel"

"Vincent did not mean to fall in love with me, he just got sucked into it"

"In his secret moments, Don Vito likes to play his Air Guitar for relaxation"

"To screen prospective employees, Don Vito always asked the trick question - 'Wanna stroke my ...?' "

"In a futile effort, Don Provalone attempts to talk Don Geoff into issuing shares of stock for his website"

"Although he claimed he was Sicilian, Apollonia soon discovered that Michael had roamin' hands and rushin' fingers"

"I don't mean to complain, but this safety restraint system is just a little too tight"

"A real night-mare"

"Man, that's a relief - I thought one of the hookers got loose"

"Tell you what Tom, if the Don can help me get 'a-head', I'll give the part to Johnny"

"You're a wise and considerate man, Michael--I'd give you the shirt off my back!"

"No matter how hard he tried, the young Vito could not calibrate his prosthetic arm."

Honestly Don P, you had me rolling around on the floor for 10 minutes.

This thread really made my day!!

Uhmmm..Boxers or Briefs?

The family always got dress up because the circus only came to town once a year!

Now you know why the food is always cold...

or

Now you know how they Make Stuffed Shells

or

Is that a Bun in the oven?

When I order EXTRA chesee on my pizza...I mean EXTRA CHESEE!!

Go ahead... Tuff guys....Who is MAN enough to pull my finger?

A horse is a horse of course of course..unless that horse is the famous MR ED!

No matter how HARD Michael Tired he always lost to a PAIR

Ok everybody say oraaaaaaaaaaaange!

Vito directing a movie on his life.

Left: No, No, you're doing it all wrong! This isn't Bigfoot, why are my shoes so big?

FFC: Al, DON'T look at the camera. DON'T look at the camera, Al! CUT!

Al: My what big teeth you have Grandma!

FFC: He's in a trance! Somebody get Marlon in here to moon him!

If my grapes are gone when I return from the bathroom, then I'm going to blame some of the people in this room. And that, I do not forgive.

Duvall thinking: I've got to fart, i better not squeak it and drown out the audio. Marlon will quit if he has to say his lines more than once. if it deos come out I hope Marlon laughs, then we can have a blooper we can show on TV, rather than a string of curses if I piss him off. Hmm, Squeak...or...drop the bomb...

Vito: Tom, get me my water.

Duvall lets out a loud fart as he gets up.

Michael catches site of himself in the Mirror and Wham the thuderbolt Hits!

To Dip or Not to Dip that IS the question!

Kahn walks into the Room:

EEEEEEEEEKKKK!!!! ANDY! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?????!!!! MARY YOU BEAST! LET MY MAN GO!

(Extremely mad homos)

[QB]

"Uh, Signor Vitelli, this is a helluva time for me to discover that your daughter has two left bazooms."

"Are people not supposed to have nipples?"

Jeez whata way to earn some fame and fortune

"Do they hurt?"

Let's see, how big of an exit wound will it leave if the bullet enters at the base of the skull...

Fredo you're my older brother and i love you. . .
but you have Dandruff.

GoodFella

give me your watch or i'll pull the trigger!

GoodFella

Michael- "i hate this game, which will i choose? left or right?"

GoodFella

This is one of the NEVER BEFORE SEEN scenes that didn't even make it to TV.

"Fabrizzio, hurry up with my Pizza, ... Fabrizzio? Hey, what are you doing here?"

OR

OS: Fabrizzio to Mike: "See, Miguelo, this is how we get the *SAUSAGE* onto the pizza."

"pls lend me your glasses Don Corleone."

GoodFella

"can't do it Mike, Touch Move."

GoodFella

"pls someone take this camera and take my picture."

GoodFella

"got some TIP Don Vito,
race one is horse number 5. . .
race two horse number . . . "

GoodFella

"sorry Paisan but i'm too old for SEX. . .
this is the only thing Mama Corleone gets. . ."

GoodFella

"gimme back my necklace Carlo!"

GoodFella

[qb]

"Whatsa matter? Is the garrot too tight? Or are you faking a whiplash case for the insurance company?"

Yeah yeah, I know I'm a bit short.

Does Michael Corleone LOOK like a bitch?

When you gotta go you gotta go.

[qb]

"This Godfather business sucks, Mike. Waddya say we rob a bank in Brooklyn? You can be Sonny, I'll be Sal!"

Don Provalone-

That by far is the best one yet! I was cracking up on this one!!

That's one of the funniest but it can't beat the Air Guitar one! Don P makes the best ones.



And congrats on being a made member.

Michael, Row My Boat Some More, Hallelujiah!

Michael thinking: Who is this crazy old half-naked man? He's approaching me...

Crazy olf half-naked man: Eughhh, fooood.

"Am I familiar with the Last Supper? Yes, why do you ask?"

"don't eat that sollozzo, thats mine."- McCluskey

GoodFella

Tom takes the time to explain an American saying: "Men get more head as they get older"

"Hey guys, I can see it now - the Clemenza family - do you feel the vision too?

"When Connie's beau said that he would never part, the promise did not include his hair"

"As Anthony considered how many Corleone men had been gun shot victims, his father's promise of looking out for his future was not too comforting"

[QUOTE]Originally posted by Don Provalone:
[QB]

As Sollozo and Mike discuss business, McClusky deals with the more immediate issue -"How am I going to let out this veal-induced fart I'm building up?

The brady bunch...

LOL, good one.

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TOP LEFT: "I'm sick of people mocking our charicature-type faces, it's time we stood up for our rights"!

TOP RIGHT: "Shut up you fat asshole".

TOP LEFT: "Who you calling an asshole you motherf*cking son of a bitch"?

TOP RIGHT: "Oh it's a FIGHT now is it? BRING IT ON"!

BOTTOM LEFT: "Shut up you 2".

TOP RIGHT: "Looks like 3 in a fight"!

BOTTOM LEFT: "I'm not after any fight"!

TOP LEFT: (Directed at BL) "Yo mama so fat when she sits around the house she REALLY sits around the house"!

BOTTOM LEFT: "SUCK MY BALLS"!

TOP LEFT: "They're to hairy"!

BOTTOM RIGHT: "Excuse me, what is this quarelling about"?

TOP RIGHT: "Your fat asshole"!

BOTTOM RIGHT: "Excuse me"?

TOP RIGHT: "You heard me you cocksucking sonofabitch"!

BOTTOM RIGHT: "That'll be quite enough thankyou"!

TOP LEFT: "Ooooooo Mr Authoritarian is getting mad! You're an asshole Flanders"!

BOTTOM RIGHT: "Authoritarian...I am just trying to keep the law, no foul language please".

BOTTOM LEFT: "YOU SUCK FLANDERS"!

BOTTOM RIGHT: " THAT'S IT! YOU FAT ASSHOLES CAN KISS MY ASS! COME ON AND HUMP MY MAMA YOU PIECE O' CRAP! OR IS SHE TO GOOD FOR YOU! YOU GUYS COULDN'T EVEN PICK UP A 90 YEAR OLD CHICK! SUCK ON THAT!"

TOP LEFT: "That's it"!

>KAPOW!< >BIFF!< >CHERRY!< >KAZAAM!<

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Thanks! Right back atya man

I love this one. Funny as hell.

Hey ! This is The Godfather, not E.R. and you're not Dr Green ! Wrong set and props ! You're fired !

Don Vito first considered giving Don C. a Moe Green Special but finally opted for a harakiri treat because it's better to fill a man's belly than his eye.

Don C. couldn't hear Vito's words 'cuz an empty belly hears nobody.

heheh goodone!

Thanks Blake Peters ! I've a coupla' more.



Tom (aloud) : Ma, Don Pentengeli, che cosa succede ? Perché non dice niente ??? Siamo amici, no ?

Pentengeli (thought) : In what language is this guy talking to me ??? Can't he speak proper English like everyone else in this country ? Aaaaaah, those new immigrants !

Michael (thought) : My father went to New York and all I got was this lousy brother... Porca miseria !

At a routine meeting, Michael stumbles upon the next thing in fetish porn...topless old jewish men.

Excuse me sir, your fly is down.

This looks like fun, but where do you get the pictures? And how do you get them in your post? Sorry if I sound like dumb, because I'm not! I'm Smart!

Haverty's new King Sized Bed.
:(Horse head not included.)

Fredo leaned to far over in this scene and revealed that one of the director's tactics to make Pacino look taller was to act out the scene w/ everyone else sitting.

One more...

Michael was not amused that Fredo sent strip-o-grams to his court hearing.

Oh my god that was fucking funny!!!!!!!!!

I was laughing for about twenty minutes!

.....

HOLY SHIT I STILL AM!!!!!

Sollazzo wondered in silence: Will Mike offer to pick up the tab?

How open heart surgery happened in Sicily while the better doctors were at the war...

theres gotta be a way to kill this son of a bitch.

are you lookin' at me bitch?!

I said: Be quiet, you'll wake him up

Too late the UN Weapons Inspectors realised they had been looking for the "smoking gun" in the wrong place.

That is hilarious

he needs his antibotics....

Commenting on rumors that he was "notoriously straight-laced in matters of sex, Vito Corleone replied: "At my age, this is the only pussy I ever get."

See that? Vincent did the same thing to Mr. Joe Zaza.

!!! Good one Turnball!

"So, a Monk, a Priest and a Rabbi walk into a bar . . ."

good one.

why did FFC make this movie?

[img]http://www.jgeoff.com/godfather/wallpaper/gf1_640_louis.jpg [/img]

Cop- (thinking) GOD DAMNIT I FORGOT MY GAS PILLS!

....the cop rips out a big

[img]http://http://www.jgeoff.com/godfather/wallpaper/gf1_640_louis.jpg [/img]

DID IT WORK THIS TIME?

[QUOTE]Originally posted by Don Vercetti:
[qb] [QUOTE]Originally posted by Choking Luca:
[qb]

If your brother Frank testifies, then you spend the rest of your life locked in a room with Don Vercetti

The Godfather Part III

Mmmmm I'm sure I had a big desk here this morning

"Real power can't be given. But, you're desk can be taken."

Most definately the funniest by far Plawrence.

I have to admit, its funny. Better if its 6er or Bannano

I'll give you Sixer. You keep it short, at least. With Sixer, you could die from either boredom or a headache.

...I know what your thinking punk....did he fire 6 shots or only 5?

In that moment, though it was too late, Micheal realized he hadn't washed his hands, and he didn't know where the gun had been.

[QUOTE]Originally posted by Don Vercetti:


...I know what your thinking punk....did he fire 6 shots or only 5?[/QUOTE/]

DANCE! LET ME SEE YOU DANCE!!!

[img]http://www.filmlijst.nl/images/news/119/Godfather%202.jpg [/img]

"It's awful, people behaving with guns that way."

"We meet again Mr Bond. It is me, Rocket Arm.

(Enter nurse) "Ok Mr Corleone, why don't we just go and lie down"

The Magnificent Ambersons Part II: The Return

"I though I ordered chips with that"

"...And that's why Charlie Chaplin was a better comic than Buster Keaton."

"How dare you insult my olive oil!"

"It's ok Fredo. Bambi's mother didn't realy die. It was just a movie."

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Originally posted by Ricardo:


testing

So three guys were in a court room and one was telling the other two a story...

[QUOTE][QB][QUOTE][qb]

"That's what I told your brother: I said, 'If you testify, Frankie, Vincenzo will have your balls hanging from his neck!' "

awesome

let go of the cocktail waitresses Fredo.

GoodFella

[QUOTE]Originally posted by Don Vercetti:
[QB]

Drop the chalupa, darn you!

[QB]

"No you may not. Every time we go out your in the bathroom when the check comes."

If she knew it was going to be such a lousy birthday, she wouold have kept her knickers on.

"That man has the most disgusting hair I've ever seen!"

Mikey, I hate to tell ya- but you look like an aged boy band member with that hair! Go easy on the gel, please!

[img]http://www.jgeoff.com/godfather/wallpaper/gf3_640_oper[/img] a.jpg

DAMNIT I SWEAR LONG JOHN SILVER'S IS LOSING THEIR APPEAL. I SWORE I ORDERED FISH STICKS.

WHOSE THE BASTARD THAT CHEWED HIM OFF? THIS IS A JOB FOR LUCA BRASI.

Tom Hagen: Mike? What do you mean I need Rogaine?

See Tom, this club is good for you. They got a golf course, tenis courts, even a pool. And if you ever have a problem with your membership car tell em you know me! Of course you know I am the president of this club, Baldy's R' Us.

My......my cat's..........DEAD!

"How did that get stuck to the ceiling?"

"Honey, who the hell is that down there?"

Michael - Vincent, do you see that over there?
Vincent - Uncle Mike, do you see this down here ?

Mama mia! After that thread about Sonny's package, I've been on a roll!

Kay to Mike - I'll cut you a deal. I'll stop dreading you if you clip this awful actor to my right.

Hey, I know it's a low blow, but Sophia Coppola tried her hardest to ruin the legacy of the Godfather Films!

OK, our hair is bad. But do we deserve THIS?

Young Vito realizes his mistake: he confused his gun and his science project!

Tattaglia, look at this manicure!

Bonasera - Nice shirt! What brand? Oh, Armani!!

Fredo, you're my older brother, and I love you. But don't ever slick back your hair again. This receeding hairline is getting ridiculous!!

Nice tits!

What does "strait-laced" mean?

Don Corleone proves his vow to sell coke on his turf by injesting it and saying. "Vwala."

wow, that was neat, Don Vercetti!

my quote:

Vito: "now this is the kind of coke (drugs) i am into!"

thanks DP, but i dint make it. I found it on the www.gtaforums.com messege board.

Great find D Vercetti. Are there other things like this on that board?

i dunno, gotta look.

"Hmm,nice watch!"

"Hmmm ...Fredo's head....axe right here?..naw.. garrot to neck..naw...gunshot riiight here.. YEAH!!"

[QUOTE]

"Hey--your old man didn't tell me you had two left tits!!!"

Nipples? Where are they?....anyone?

Oh! That tooth is gonna have to come out. Open wide like an alligator and say, "Ahh".

"I thought the purpose of bathing was to clean yourself..."

Bump for the n00bs. Com'on people, we aren't gonna pull out after five pages, are we?!

i don't usually agree with 'bumping' threads, things should die their natural deaths. However... i was looking through some old stuff from this board and found this thread, and spent about half an hour absolutley laughing myself silly, thought some other newer members might enjoy it as well

I'm glad you bumped this thread. I never would have seen it. I just spent ten minutes laughing at them all. They're great. Although what's with busting on Tom's receding hair line?? That's my man. ha.

[QUOTE]Originally posted by DonCorleone2003:
[QB]

frank: Its puff puff pass tom!

This is the big one. Elizabeth - I'm coming to join ya' honey!

[QUOTE]Originally posted by Don Provalone:
[QB]

Michael thinking: "Look at those choir boys.......pathetic......their fathers must be so dissapointed. Good thing I dont have to worry about that."

[QUOTE]Originally posted by TheNextDon:
[QB]

Michael: "I am not going to rub it."
Roth: "Come on mike!!! At least look at my third nipple!!!"

[QUOTE]Originally posted by Hollywood Hagan:
[QB]

Vito: "I told you no one could beat Tom at holding their breath. 1 minute down, lets see if can make it 2!!!

I know this doesnt compare to some of the others but....


Fredo thinking "Even sitting down I'm taller than Mike. What a midget."

'Say Hello To My Little Friend'

"I'll have a pitcher of margaritas, a platter of quesadillas, the nacho plate, a coupla tortillas and a big bowl of beans and rice. Oh yeah, and whatever Hagen's having..."

[QUOTE]Originally posted by Turi Giuliano:
[QB]

Now, what I like to do is pot the basil in a delightful rustic container, and then keep it close to the kitchen window so that I can reach it any time. It also spreads a wonderful aroma into the kitchen. It's a good thing.


Sorry, those of you who have never watched a Martha Stewart show might not get that.

"And the winner of the First Annual Montgomery Burns Award For Outstanding Achievement in the Field of Excellence..."

Michael : "Pleasepleasepleaseplease..."
Kay : "Michael, you know you won!"


(Simpsons fans should get this one.)

I TOLD YOU TO NOT BLOW IN MY EAR WITH OTHER PEOPLE AROUND !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Michael, I don't think you will be around to except the award for Godfather IV.

C'mon Mike, you show me yours, I'll show you mine.

[QUOTE]Originally posted by Don Provalone:


"I don't mean to complain, but this safety restraint system is just a little too tight" [/QUOTE

CARLO, I TOLD YOU THAT I WANTED TO SIT IN THE FRONT SEAT.

How many times do I have to show you finochios how to hold an Academy Award !

NO FREDO, YOU CANNOT BE IN THE NEXT GODFATHER.

Are you sure you want me to wear this ?

You know, Michael...I just looked at Mary over there.... Why does she looks like her head is superimposed on someone else's body?

"I'm tellin ya , if we take the over and then lay three with the Packers, it's a lock."


Don Cardi

OK, Phil.....now let's try a foxtrot.

It's a blindfold, so you won't be able to see Mary.

Funny ones guiseppe

"Don't stand up, Vito. Your fly is open."

Am I wearing boxers or briefs?

I've been getting my pictures from Google Images.

Anyone have any other sources?

[QUOTE]

"I'm afraid it's not Godiva--it's just a Whitman Sampler from Walgreen's."

I feel razor stubble

"I don't think this 30-day cannoli diet is working."

"I'm telling you guys, this is no way to take a driver's license picture!"

"No, you're wrong Al. The hand with the Avon Skin-so-Soft moisturizing lotion smells nicer."

[QUOTE]Originally posted by Mignon:
[QB]

WHADA YA MEAN I'M FUNNY, FUNNY HOW, HOW AM I FUNNY. WHAT IS IT ABOUT ME THAT'S SO FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[QUOTE]Originally posted by plawrence:
[QB]

Michael, please be careful what you say. We're surrounded by Coppolla's.

[QUOTE]Originally posted by Cristina's Way:
[QB]

Whatta ya mean I aint gonna be in the next movie? Watch out I don't exterminate you.

[QUOTE]Originally posted by Guiseppe Petri:
[QB]

"Hurry up and finish the meeting, Godfather--I can't hold my gas much longer!"

"I'm warning you, I'm a VERY dangerous man who
will chew you up and spit you out ... just as soon as
I put in my dentures."

"You stupido! You make-a the sauce splash all over me. I no
more cook-a the pasta in the pressure cooker like-a you tole
me. Get out! Esca di qui!"

"Why did my hemorrhoid problem have to flare up today of all days?"

"My psychic advisor told me to get used to it. In a
future film role, I'll be wallowing in mountains of
this stuff."

"F*****g Carnival Cruise Lines said it never snows in Havana! "

You've had my daughter, now try the original.

"Our prototype Michael Corleone doll will be life-size with detachable arms. Some assembly required."

^
^
^

"Watch your hand there, buster. You don't wanna know what happened to the last cop who tried to frisk me there."

"Okay, okay! You're right! It IS my turn to pick up the check."

"What do you mean you've known since you were a boy that you wanted to become a woman?"

"My brother Sonny once said that there was lots of
money in this white powder. But somehow I don't
think that just sprinkling it on yourself is where
the high comes from... Hmm, what am I doing
wrong?"

"I like little granddaughters the best. Little grandsons are
OK, but they always like to stuff oranges into your mouth
and chase you around the tomato garden until you have
a heart attack."

"This assignment is playing havoc with my manicure. And my nails haven't even dried yet!"

"Take a good look, kid. This is you in forty years."

"Let's do the Gangsta Tollbooth Boogie!"

"You say you think it isn't the best veal in the city?"

Fredo said he didn't want to run a mickey mouse nightclub somewhere? Then tell him to take someone to the airport.

I know, Tattaglia, it's hard out there being a pimp.

[qb]


"I bet he's gonna stiff me on the tip!"

"I never meant to be so bad to you.
One thing I said that I would never do."

Scratch a little to the left please

[QUOTE]Originally posted by Cristina's Way:
[QB]

HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU PEOPLE WE DON'T HAVE QUOTAS ON PARKING TICKETS. MAYBE THIS TIME WILL BE THE LAST !!!!!!!!!!

"See, Fredo? Isn't it better that I just had your legs chopped off?
Sure, you're a little bit on the short side now, but I figure that's much
better than having you lying dead at the bottom of the lake."

DISCERNING GODFATHER FAN: How did things ever get this far?

"Mikey, I wish I could quit you"

I must admit this thread is the reason why i joined this forum.

i realized that you guys are sort of running out of pictures. i made some screencaps from GF1 and GF2 (GF3 I consider crap), but i'm not sure if posting screencaps is allowed.

so tell me if you want to see them and whether i am allowed to do that.

If by a "screencap" you mean a screenshot from playing the DVD on your computer, I don't believe that there's any problem with doing that, so sure...go ahead and post.

And welcome, BTW. Hopefully you'll find more reason to stick around than simply making up funny captions for stills from the movie(s).

thanks for the welcome!
and of course this thread was not the ONLY reason.

well I made some screencaps, i'm not good at creating captions, though. i'm interested in what you guys can come up with. hehe

1. Tom calling Sonny


2. Luca being killed


3. Tessio laughing at Michael when he says he's going to kill Sollozzo


4. Fredo: "yeah, i'm going to learn about the gambling business"


5. Michael: "Enough!"

Vincent:Give me the order.

Michael:You won't be able to go back. You'll like me.
Vincent:Good.
Michael:All my life I wanted out.But I...
Vincent:Well I don't want out.I want you.Now.
I'm asking for the order.
<after couple of minutes,Connie enters>
Vincent(to Connie):It's done.He is gay now.

Even Vito Corleone needs a little pussy every now and then.

I didn't know she was a virgin! She told me otherwise..

Now that's service!

You see, this is why we can't have nice things! (like this bed, or this headboard)

"Aww, they're really getting into it. Way to go, Santino! Hey! Wait a.. minute... what the hell is Fredo doing in there?"

Marlon: CUT! Francis, the head on the puppet cat came off again!

What happened to al the pic's in this thread?

Wow I'm a 100 years old and I can still dance.

stop being a mardy bitch,i know it was you..

"I frisked you, you young punk, so I AM getting too old for my job. And now I can't even finish this ^^%$^&@ veal.

I told you to leave my veal alone.

Did you know you have a huge zit on your neck?