If the Corleone family ran Google(I was bored.lol)

I believe they would give it a different name:

Aaahh, good point. I like this alot better than mine. How did you make it? Photoshop? I need to get Photoshop bad.

I did it in 5 seconds
http://googlefont.com/

i wonder what would happen if u search for toll booth?

You'll probably get shot at like Sonny did.

I like googlefont. I clicked on it and played around with it. Thanks

Does this version of "Google" offer virus "Protection"?

Very clever La Famiglia!



TIS

Thank you TIS .

That's a good question Mark. I'm sure they would. Nothing like McAfee.

that logo is hot!

How did I miss this thread? Those are nice.

If the Corleone Family ran Google, there would not be any Yahoo, Bing, Ask, etc.

Tom -Look, this Google thing is the source of all our strength, but all the smart phones, and apps popping up are going to weaken us and we'll loose all our loyal PC users, not now but maybe five, ten years from now, so I say yes.

Sonny - So what's your answer gonna be pop?

I don't want it near schools. I don't want it sold to children! That's an infamia. In my city, we would keep the traffic in the dark people.

Let those Mac people lose their souls...their animals anyway.

"And there will be the plan. The promotion of Google will be permitted, and Don Corleone will promote it in the east."

"When I meet with the Tattaglia people, should I insist that all his yahoomen have clean records?"

Santino!!! What's wrong with you? You never let anybody outside the Family know what's in your cache. I think your brain is going soft from all those adult websites you view. Now stop it and pay attention to business!

The Apple family don't have that kind of muscle any more. Steve Jobs is sick, right? And they're being run out of the business by Verizon and all the other five families. I tawk to
Google. I can make the dal with them and still keep my hotel.

"Dontomasso, you don't come to the BB and speak to Lilo like that!!!"

Mark, you're my compadre, and I love you. But don't ever takes sides in public against me again. Ever.

Sorry, my bad. I gotta go and bang a couple of cocktail waitresses - two at a time...

"I like to google more than I used to."
"It's good for you, Pop."

" Our search engines must all sail in the same direction."




"Michael, we're bigger than MSN."

"Just when I thought I logged out - they logged me back in!"

There was this kid I grew up with -- he was younger than me. Sorta looked up to me -- you know. We built our first PCs together -- worked our way out of the garage. Things were good, we made the most of it. During the Dot.Com boom -- we ran PCs into Canada -- made a fortune. As much as anyone, I loved him -- and trusted him. Later on he had an idea -- to build a search engine out of a research project at Stanford. That kid's name was Larry Page -- and the search engine he invented was Google.
Now he's a billionaire. When I heard it, I wasn't angry; I knew Larry -- I knew he was head-strong, smart, experimenting. So when he started Google without me -- I let it go. And I said to myself, this is the business we've chosen -- I didn't ask why didn’t you include me Larry -- because it had nothing to do with business!

I didn't know it was going to be a hard drive crash. I ran into Johnny Ola in Beverly Hills. He said you and Roth were working on some big dot com deal and that you were being tough on the negotiations. He said there'd be something in it for me if I could help out.

And you believed that story?

He said there'd be something in it for me. On my own.

I've always taken care of you.

You take care of me? You're my kid brother and you take care of me? You ever think about that?

That's the way pop wanted it.

Its not the way I wanted it. I can handle things I'm smaht, not like everyone says I'm smaht and all I get is Fredo, go defrag my computer, Fredo download some songs for Anthony's I-Pod, Fredo go google some mickey mouse night club somewhere.

Is there anything else you can tell me?

That stockbroker you have? He belongs to Roth. He has secretly taken a short position on Apple, while giving you a long position.

If Don Corleone controls all of the bandwidth in the United States, he must allow us to set up our sites without discrimination as to content. Surely, he can present us a bill for his services. After all, we aren't spammers.

I too am against bandwidth. In my city I pay my men extra to force customers to keep their dial up connections, but then
people come to them and say I've got wifi, you pay $3,000 and you can sell it for fifty thousand. They can't refuse. I don't want it in schools, I dont want it in workplaces. That's an infamnia. Im my area we keep it in the internet cafes...the geek areas. They're animals anyway. Let them lose their souls.

You go see your children first! And then you worry about waiting on Google to see your brother -- like everybody else

'You tell Steve Jobs, he won't get no trouble from me'

Goddamn FB don't respect nothing!

"Leave the monitor - take the hard drive."

"I have a Bill Gates in my shoe."

"And Tom?"
"Yeah, Dad?"
"Make sure I get a list of all the emails, websites and videos that Clemenza and Tessio are sending, receiving or viewing. I trust them with my life and swear they would never betray me. But it can't hurt to know every little thing."
"You got it."

"...and my father assured him that either his PIN # or his brains would be on the screen. That's a true story..."

"Well, I say yes. There's more money potential in search engines than anything else we're looking at. Now if we don't get into it, somebody else will. Maybe Gates or Jobs, maybe all of them. Now with the money they earn, they corner the market; then they come after us. Now we have PCs and the software; an' they're the best things to have. But search engines are the things of the future. An' if we don't get a piece of that action, we risk everything we have -- I mean not now, but ah ten years from now."

"Connie and Carlo want you to google their little boy."

"Heh, come over here, kid, learn something. You never know, you might have to send email to twenty guys someday. You see, you start out with a subject. Then you add names to the recipient list. Then you throw in some links, attachments and maybe a funny you tube video or two. You get it all ready and click "send". Within seconds they get an annoying email they feel pressured to reply - and that's my trick."

I'd give up 4 million hits just to take a piss without it hurting.

"You all know Joey Zasa. He is, I admit an important man. His picture is on Facebook. He gets the Daily Beast's award for best dresed gangster. The bloggers praise him because he hires blacks into his family which shows he has a good heart. He is famous. Who knows? Maybe one day he'll make all of you popular."


"It's true. I make more of a bella figura, that is my nature. But I also want to move into legitimate enterprises. I'd like to get a little e mail from the pope. Sure I take blacks and spanish into my family cause that's the American way."

"And you guarantee they don't put spam into the AOL accounts in the neighborhoods."

"I dont guarantee that. I guarantee I'll put viruses into the computers of anybody who does."

Anybody who hides the boy Vito Andolini is in for viruses!

I trust these men with my computer, SENATOR. If I were to ask them to leave, it would be a crash.

"Clemenza promised the Rosatos three websites in the Bronx after he died. You took over and you didnt give it to them. "

"I welched." Clemenza promised them nothing. He hated those sons of bitches more than I do."

"Frankie they feel cheated."

"Michael you're sitting up here in the high sierras using your ..uh whats he using?"

"A Mac with wifi throughout the compound and an I-Pad with aps.

"Apps Ipad, and you're passing judgment on how I run my family."

"Your family is still called Corleone, and you will run it like a Corleone."

"My family doesn't instant message here and it doesn't instant message in Miami with Hyman Roth."

"Frankie you're a good old man and I like you. And you were loyal to my father."

"The Rosatoes...they're taking hostages...they spit in my face all because of that jew in Miami.

"I want you to be fair with them."

"The Rosatos...they recruit geeks, they recruit nerds, and with them everythings whores...craig's list personals, internet porn, and junk spam and they leave the web gambling for last. Now I want to run my websites without you on my back."

"Io sono crashed, sono locked out, and I wan't everyone here to know, there ain't gonna be no viruses from me..Don Corleone..Cicc' a Windows!!!"

"Santino, come're. Whattsa matter with you? I think your hard drive is going soft from all that LOL'ing your texting with that young girl. Never IM anybody outside the user group what you're tweeting again!"

Oh Michael you are blind. It wasn't a virus, it was a deliberate crash. A deliberate smashing of your hard drive, something that's unholy, just like out marriage is a deliberate smash of our hard drives. I crashed your hard drive so that your information would be lost forever because all this must stop. It was your hard drive, Michael, and all your data. I knew than that you could never forgive me. Not with this Sicilian thing thats been going on for 2,000 yeats!

You won't take my laptop.

Yes I will.

You won't take my laptop.

Its my laptop too!

hahahaha good one!

I don't want anything to happen to him while my motherboard's alive.